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Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net.
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What is Wrath & Glory | Narrative Declaration?
An Ogryn, Rogue Trader, Aeldari, and an Inquisitor walk into a Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG campaign, and it’s everything you expect it to be! Listen in to Narrative Declaration’s run of WH40K: Wrath & Glory! You’ll laugh, cry, and scream “heresy!” as our party journeys through the “Litanies of the Lost” adventures.
How many flesh fingers do you have?
How's everyone feeling?
Hi speaker, how you doing?
What limb is your favorite?
Alright, welcome everyone to some Wrath and Glory!
Yay!
Yippee!
Woo!
Woo!
Welcome back everybody to another exciting episode.
I was like, you can do the intro now?
No, no, you do the intro.
And everybody.
Well, I was going to say.
And everybody, let's get ready for some Wrath and Glory!
Yay!
Yay!
Woo!
Yay!
Alright, everybody.
Let's get ready for some Wrath and Glory!
Yay!
Woo!
This is going to be like too many cooks.
I'm just going to like fucking melt after the eighth rendition.
You've got to calm down because now we've got to get ready for some Wrath and Glory!
Yay!
Woo!
This is the respect I'm given.
You know, buddy, Zoran, Voren, buddy, old pal, after what we've done to Thurston last time, I think it's acceptable.
No.
Zoran, do you have anything bad to add to this?
Let's just get ready for some Wrath and Glory.
Woo!
Yay!
Woo!
Yay!
I will put you in the infinite bit loop.
I swear to God, I will.
I know.
I've got one put over the precipice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's going to be holding that little thing that was in Smiling Friends of the Aliens who held the little blue thing as like the torture device for every second of a thousand years, man.
Yeah.
I want the Red Letter Media people to throw me into that.
Dude, the fact that it's Mike and Jay and Rich is so goddamn funny.
We're going to be in funny.
Wrath and Glory.
It's all these amazing people.
You're in Wrath and Glory.
I'll drink on the end because you don't know who we are last time.
You know, everyone's socials are down below.
Everything else.
Good to have Bricky back again for another exciting episode because, you know, I'm glad you're caught up with what we're doing here and everything else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
100%.
I'm glad that you get the story we're into.
Yeah.
Speaking of which, Thurston, what exciting story?
What do you have for us today?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not my job for the start of this session.
It's Ruse's job to narrate the briefing on the bridge and what things look like from Ruse's perspective as the Hololithic message came in providing your mission briefing.
I was trying to look for like funny music off a tabletop audio, and I don't think they have comedic music.
Maybe wasting time.
Close enough.
Wait, somebody sing something funny.
the scene unfolds on the bridge of what's your ship's calling in the bird of paradise
Bruce has been called up to the bridge and as he arrives there is a glowing green holographic display on the command table as Bruce kind of walks up he sees all of his friends Alden Rosh the guy he's supposed to protect Kalrana the funny looking one but also who he secretly thinks is very cool and then Aloysius his bro
and then Simsel which he hasn't quite gauged out yet but he is very happy to have him part of the crew maybe one day he'll get his name right
as Bruce is looking around everything there is a person on the hologram pretty much explaining everything that's going on with various images of like oh here's like a tech priest looking guy and then here's like this facility and everything else
and as Bruce is looking at it he goes
I wonder if there's more corn in the bay
hmm I'm really hungry
I wanted to oh Alden's hat looks crooked
I better fix that he won't get very angry if he doesn't look good today
Bruce will kind of like ruffle his his head a little bit ruining his already perfectly aligned hat
no no no Bruce oh my hat oh my goodness I'm going to have to go into my hat polishing room after this oh you've got barbecue sauce all over it
oh sorry sir oh oh
I messed up
were you just eating barbecue sauce
he oh no he figured out I was eating again
maybe if I if I just stand here and blink with the other eye he's going to forget about it
Bruce blinks but he can't see his eyes
is Bruce
attempting to communicate via morse code
no of course not
he's learning
I think he's evolving captain
what
stop it
something had
something pipes in saying like
saying like you're not paying attention are you
this mission is very important
I walk up to Bruce
and I take a big finger
one of my mechanical fingers
he's got a really big finger
and I wipe it on his
his hands
and I go
oh
sweet baby rays
hey wait a minute
that was my barbecue sauce
he can't have my barbecue
I'm gonna take that back
Bruce takes your hand
and puts it in his mouth
give me give me an athletics check
which one of which one of us
oh roos
okay
athletics test you mean
yeah that's like six
sorry I'm thinking
it's the same
what's the difficulty number game master
three
wow I actually rolled really bad
and I complicated
I succeeded with a three
but I also complicated
because I got one five and a six
oh no
all right my complication is
physical mishap
you're clumsy or tongue tied
you do or say something
you didn't mean to
causing a problem
both of these are really bad
in this situation
I'd like to
I'd like to use
I'd like to use a
is it a wrath or a glory
a wrath to do a narrative declaration
it's a wrath for a narrative
I'd like to use a wrath point
um
I have out of medic hands
or fingers
that like have
fancy whirly gigs
and stuff
I'd like the
physical mishap
to involve
something happening
with my fingers
I'll leave it to the DM
to decide
what mechanism
has been tricked
or tripped
how many
flesh fingers
do you have
right now
currently two
cool
um
we're about to find out
what happens
when there's one
uh oh
oh no
uh oh
hey breaky
Bruce you may carry on
with your narration
hey breaky
yeah
you a gambler man
I'm a bit of a gambler man
yeah
I love being a gambler man
um
there's like five fingers
on the hand
right
you don't have like an extra one
do you
no no
I have three metal
and two regular
cool
you wanna
you wanna bet
which one goes away
I would
I'm a man
who uh
call me a romantic
I prefer to lose
the pinky
well let's just see
if you roll well
I would propose this to you
I'm not gonna force you
into this
my proposal
is that
we roll a d6
one through five
you know
one through three
is your metal ones
and then four and five
is your uh
normal fleshy ones
on a six
you choose whatever
finger it is
if it's a six
can I not lose a finger
I'll allow that
I'm fine with that
alright
yeah
do you accept it
I'm not gonna force you
into that
oh I
oh I mean
I'm
either
yes
this is absolutely
fantastic
uh uh
incoming
shit
oh
oh
oh
oh
okay
I want this
I want this narrated
using the new
ruse um
thought like
uh
sound thing
because that's your
most powerful tool
you've ever
introduced for him
oh
oh it's crunchy
what
why does he look
distraught
oh well
you hear this
very loud
like girlish
scream
of like
ahhhh
oh
why is he screaming
oh wait a minute
he pulls the finger
out of his mouth
and goes
or
or he thinks like
oh
what the hell
that got in there
oh they still got
barbecue sauce on it
oh
wonderful
I'm very upset
so I've lost my finger
and I'm really pissed off
about this
so I reach my other
hand in there
to get it back
oh
alright
he's calling to get
more of my barbecue sauce
he's not getting
my barbecue sauce
Bruce punches him
knocking him out
do I
I mean
this is an ogren
should I roll
like a damage
or something
of this nature
at your own risk
is what I would use
to bring the rolls
into this
you know what
we can
we can facilitate
wait so
this is during the bridge
this is during the bridge
correct
aren't I
stoned out of my mind
right now
yeah
that's probably
why you're not
screaming in agony
that's probably
also why
last session
you didn't notice
that you were
missing two
additional fingers
hey we don't know
if the other finger
is gone yet
okay
we haven't
we haven't rolled
anything
we don't know yet
we don't know yet
you smoke this shit
that takes away
your sense of pain
and feeling
forever
you're never gonna
feel again bro
do I roll a weapon
skill
here
here
one sec
one sec
this is important
just give me a moment
I think hogger and teeth
are considered weapons
just gonna drop this
above the mechadendrites
up here
one sec
just give me like
a little
just gonna
one sec here
do do do do
do do do
do do
do do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
okay
I've updated
the token sizes
appropriately
so roos
you should be able
to target
sims
oh yeah
oh your defense
is three
neat
oh
another
complication
another
complication
this is going
well
this is going
really well
so with this
complication
you got a three
on the die
past problems
something for your
past comes back
to haunt you
an old wound
flares up in
pain
or you're
distracted
by a memory
okay
okay okay
once again
once again
I think
I think we need
the roos
thought tool
to discuss
the memory
that roos
is remembering
oh
just remember
it's a home
of one of my
pastors
we were all
abandoned
on a planet
and well
it's for us
to try to protect
and I was
really hungry
this reminds me
of that time
he also had
from the camp
of the camp
of the house
Terry
remember
remember
Zoran
I do live
from this
this exchange
I do survive
this is a
flashback
oh yeah
yeah yeah
he's basically
going like
oh
maybe I should
learn from what
that other
from what they
told me
say if I keep
eating people
they're going
to execute
me
oh
oh he's
still screaming
I like the
implication
that he has
in fact
eaten a whole
person before
and they
didn't kill
him
this is
the second
we don't know
what kind of
person
he was eating
he's like
sir you're
okay
he kind of
like
you know
pokes him
oh you dropped
this he takes
this finger
that he spit
out and hands
it to him
did I get
you punched
me didn't you
yes
yes I punched
aren't I
knocked the
fuck out
right now
well you
hit him
how much
damage do you
do
yeah
let's
let's see
here
can I just
run my
ripper gun
bayonet
I'd prefer
not that
one
I don't know
what an
ripper gun
you've done
you've done
enough
ripping already
he's a
ripping friend
there's my
imagination
that I
punched you
knocked you
out and
go oh
sorry
your finger
and just
plops it
on your
chest
I was also
this is my
way to
reinforce why
you don't
remember anything
may I use
that
may I use
a narrative
declaration
yes
using both
of your
wrath points
during the
flashback
correct
ace
10 out
of 10
go ahead
use it
I would
like to
have
because obviously
I've lost a
finger but I
don't believe I've
lost a finger
because in the
modern day I
haven't lost
anything I
would like to
give our
medic
Aloysus the
ability to
reattach it to
me however he
sees fit and
as I am
asleep during
this time
frame
okay
oh the
the smile
that is
creeping up
my jawline
you know I
just just
like hey
you have to
it's on ice
or whatever
you gotta
reassemble it
quickly
you know
just just
I'd like you
to you know
just just put
it just put
it back
I don't know
what happened
I'm asleep
I can hear
him sleeping
yeah
oh he snows
very loudly
oh he's
like a baby
I need you
to relate the
specifics of
your narrative
declaration
one more time
to make sure
I didn't miss
anything
because this
is your
narrative
declaration
oh my
narrative
declaration
is that
you
Aloysus
have the
ability to
reattach
my finger
or my finger
back to my
hand
in whatever
way you see
fit
and involving
whatever process
is required
as far as I'm
aware my finger
looks normal
when I wake
up
but what
what but
the secrets
in the mind
of the
mechanicum
who knows
I see
I see
into a
Swiss army
finger
oh boy
another
battlefield
amputation
on the
ship
my favorite
kind
to fix
let's
let me take
a look
here
I need to
make a
Medicaid
check
to see
if I can
reattach
your finger
I hope
I don't
complicate
the difficulty
here
will be
four
okay
clicking the
roll button
wow
you got a
six
you got six
successes
very good
and a shift
I'm gonna
be real
I was hoping
I was going
to complicate
and somehow
make it worse
a slight
a slight
portion of
me wanted
that too
because it's
funny
you can always
use some
glory points
to your
hand
it's like
an inch
up
you just
don't notice
it until
like a day
after the
fact that
your thumb
is slightly
further up
your hand
okay
I'll find
a way to
work with
this
it would
have been
if it
complicated
but
Aloysius
will set
to work
on
Simsel's
hand
he'll
take
off
his
gloved
hand
reveal
an
entirely
mechanical
set of
digits
which
splay apart
into a
set of
finer
detail
scalpels
sutures
medical
implements
that he
can use
to do
his
work
and
he'll
set
to
work
trying
to
stitch
the
flesh
back
together
he'll
mess
with a
few
bits
and
bobs
here
and
there
but
by all
accounts
it should
be a
regular
functioning
human
finger
quote
unquote
who
can
really
say
what
passes
for
human
in the
41st
millennium
matt
berry
i'm
just
a
regular
human
finger
guy
i'm
just
regular
finger
i'm
just
regular
finger
simsel
out in
the
41st
millennium
so
a
simple
a
finger
finger
finger
finger
finger
finger
finger
finger
finger
so true
scrupulous
finger
finger
finger
finger
um
um
zoran
yes sir
is that
is that
all roost
remembers
from the
briefing
uh
it depends
how
how much
tiny
information
you want
to give
him
because
i'm
assuming
during
this
exchange
it's like
i guess
he only
gets
one or
two
tiny
bits
of
information
that'll
give us
just a
tiniest
tiniest
bit of
context
of a
tiniest
bit of
clues
but does
not quite
answer
everything
because
roost
continues
to get
distracted
by blinking
lights
and a
bunch
of
other
stuff
so
as
he's
like
oh
well
it's
a weird
way to
put it
on his
hand
but hey
at least
wait
my fingers
are also
in a
weird
place
oh
bruce
is
looking
at his
hand
bruce
you
were
responsible
for
or
something
bruce
give me
give me
a
difficulty
one
awareness
check
awareness
awareness
there we
go
hey
i only
have
one
die
for
that
so
great
i believe
rolling
rolling
i
complicated
yeah
yeah
yeah
i
lost
item
you lose
some of your
war gear
this could be
something important
like your
weapon or
something as
small as a
point of
ammo
the loss
might be
temporary or
permanent
i would like
to propose
because this
is a flashback
i i would
like to propose
that's the
second grenade
because you
lost two
grenades
that's that's
the second
grenade that i
made you
lose last
session
watching it
tumble down
toward the
lower decks
he was probably
like fidgeting
with them and
set them down
during the
briefing
my hand
can hold
it just
like
just like
the skulls
like before
it seems
like the
grenade just
tumbles down
into some
slot and
all i hear is
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
tink
just
somewhere
down below
there's some
worker who
just goes
oh
wonder
what
finally
a bombardment
on this
ship
just internally
he gets
the bit
he gets
the bit
oh shit
fuck
damn
speaker
speaker
do you
have the
elvis
scream
from the
work
server
that's a
great question
hold on
me see
can i get
it can i
get it
can i get
it
oh
the only
one i have
on hand
is
here it
is
here it
is
here it
is
it
wasn't
that loud
it was
kind of
hard to
be able
to hear
but it's
okay
yeah so
uh is
there any
any hints
or information
from the
briefing of
the person
on the
hologram
uh
leech
into
roost
like two
words i
want two
words
that are
separated from
each other
like two
key words
here
two
key words
okay
okay
servitor
heretical
oh yeah
in that
order
it is
all those
funny people
with the
crap
claws
and
all the
bad
people
whoa
are we
going to
be okay
in this
mission
everything
points to
no
oh
oh
oh
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
you have
entered
itching my
finger
you have
you have
entered the
uh
the
manufactorum
uh
the chamber
in front
of you
is uh
filled
with
hundreds
of cramped
single occupant
cells
uh
constructed
with floor-to-ceiling
bars
with plasteel
and vast
grid-layed
organization
each cell
has a serial
number
and a chair
bolted to
the floor
as you
enter the
area
the
the rooms
here are
all
empty
um
there are
okay
hey
are there
supposed to be
things in there
like surely
not yeah
oh i think
little people
sit in those
who you call
little people
you
you're small
that's right
seems so
sit in one of
those and see
what happens
oh
give a mind
i told you
there's little
people here
they're not
very little
well everything's
little to me
true
wandering around
here are
a group of
is another group
of servitors
these ones
um
have
large
hydraulic
claws
nowhere near
as brutal
as the
combat servitors
you saw
outside
but their
other arm
seems to
have
some kind
of built-in
mall
that crackles
with electricity
they are
patrolling
around
uh
kind of
wandering
up and
down
the aisles
of
of this
uh
this
the spaces
here
and the
chambers
here
this is
strange
out here
fellas
i can't
quite put
my finger
on it
well
you'll uh
remember our
duty
actually i
on the
subject of
our duty
um
are my
pants still
shitted with
doo-doo ass
juice from
me getting
my ass
or have
we had
time to
heal at
all
you have
not had
time to
heal
okay
very good
that was
very eloquently
put
captain
you're very
welcome
that's why
they have
me wear
the big
hat
wow
our captain's
really good
with words
i don't even
know half of
those
this fucking
new audio
thing is too
powerful
it's too
powerful
i need
roost to
narrate
everything
yeah
i believe
it's power
wait
so
remind me
again
what were
these
chairs
like
so
they're
basically
like
cells
um
and each
of them
has a
chair
that is
in the
center
of them
um
that's
bolted
to the
floor
they are
like
plain
plasteel
chairs
are there
restraints
on them
are there
wires
connecting
to them
there
are
restraints
on them
okay
are there
any
people
in them
no
all of
them
the doors
are all
empty
and they
are um
they're
unoccupied
as you
come in
here
are the
is there
bloodstains
by the
chairs
oh you
can give me
an awareness
test for that
difficulty
two
ooh
let me
don't compliment
you should do a lot
baby traveler
let's see about
this uh
awareness
tool
shlammo
kablammo
oh i got
three successes
good job
there you go
yeah
um
there are
signs of
struggle
in in
these these
rooms um
some of them
the restraints
seem to have
been pulled
or torn
there are
some cases
of like
dried blood
underneath
some of
them
in some
cases there
appear to be
like
hits on
the walls
that somewhat
line up
with um
like
maybe like
heads or
body parts
were bashed
into
the sides
of the walls
here
i i i
point a
particular
finger at
aloysus
and i say
hey cog boy
what what's
you know this
stuff what is
this what is
this place
thurston
can i
if i make
a tech
check here
or if i
would just
innately know
this being a
member of the
adeptus
mechanic
that's probably
in the briefing
kind of
it's probably
in the briefing
it's true
it's true
which i know
yeah and he
wouldn't and he
would know all
the info in the
briefing yeah he
would he would
oh yeah you
know you know
what that's
entirely true
aloysus will
look back at
simsul and say
oh oh you
know
and then i'll
look at
aloysus and say
and say
jesus fucking
christ give me a
different three
investigations
check hulky
oh my god
it's investigation
that's the skill
that will save me
and release me
from this purgatory
you get your
three
yay
i'm sorry
four successes
i get a point of
glory to the pool
yeah i got a
ryanthi critical
all right
you're able to
tell that this
is a prison
um obviously
that you know
people were
were sentenced
here they were
placed in
incarceration
uh you've seen
this before
this would be
where prisoners
are sent
just prior to
being converted
into servitors
now
your investigation
is enough for
you to know
that based off
of the reports
you'd clearly
read before
about this
place
um
that
the quota
like the
the number of
people that
should be in
here
versus the
number of
empty cells
would point
out that
this place
was operating
well beyond
a reasonable
like capability
like you're
you're honestly
kind of
stunned at how
impressive
the removal
rate is
to the point
that like
obviously all
these people
can't be
servitors
they must
have just
like moved
them or
killed them
or something
else happened
to them
well by all
accounts
simsul
this would be
something akin
to a
storeroom
one where
they would be
housing components
to be processed
and manufactured
at a later
point in time
in this case
this would look
to be a
storeroom for
pre-servitor
parts
if you
understand me
but
the rate
at which
they would
have been
processing
these prisoners
and livestock
as they
weren't two
servitors
is far
beyond any
reasonable
expectation
they couldn't
possibly have
cyberized
that many
either they
were liquidated
I hold my
hand up
I hold my
hand up
to Aloysus
and I
turn
I'll turn
around
do I see
anything
when I turn
around
because I
you maybe
see the
servitors
are walking
towards your
group
in a
semi-loose
gaggle
Aloysus
is this
good
Aloysus
tell me
are these
servitors
good
can I
make a
perception
no I
would like
to make
an awareness
test
to see
if these
servitors
are armed
with ranged
weaponry
yeah sure
give me
give me
awareness
difficulty
is gonna
be two
oh yippee
lower is
better for
me
my no
eyes
we'll get
it
nice
five success
oh my god
yeah
you're able
to tell
that they
do not
have
ranged
weapons
on them
but you
are able
to swiftly
identify
that they
have
shock
malls
on them
which
can be
as the
name
might
suggest
things
that do
shock
damage
which can
very quickly
against say
maybe more
physically powerful
creatures
get through
things like
strong resilience
or lots of
wounds
because
they'll get
tased
bro
yeah
generally that
does happen
okay
okay
unk
well uh
say
roos
would you like
to make
friends with
someone who
used to be
a person
oh
it's not
making
friends
are they
friendly
they could
be
but i
don't
know
for certain
why don't
you reach
out and
attempt
to shake
his hand
unknowns
detected
oh
he just
doesn't
know
for future
adjustments
oh he
doesn't
know
the answer
as you
may soon
discover
sometimes
when you
make a
friend
you just
need to
introduce
yourself
oh i'm
gonna make
this good
i'm gonna
make a good
first impression
for them
like me
roos
slicks
back his
hair
we're not
in combat
yet
roos has
to determine
if we're
in combat
well i'm
gonna i'm
gonna suggest
roos is
going first
click
roos
roos will
take the
initiative in
this encounter
absolutely
roos is
gonna go up
to this
one server
to the
north of
us here
in this
northern
hallway
um
he comes
out he
sees another
servitor around
the corner
and the two
more in the
main hallway
of the
cells over
to his
right
uh and
as he
kind of
walks up
he's like
hello sir
it's an
absolute
pleasure to
meet you
sometimes we
just have to
embrace each
other as
fellow people
of the
imperium
come here
sir and i
want to hug
him
in and if
i feel any
threat i
crush him
in my
arms
oh actually
no no no
he's an
ogren he
doesn't know
his strength
so he
crushes him
because he
hugs very
tightly
uh so to
do that i
i can't
remember if
there were
i did look
up unarmed
damage
yes yes
thank you
i did i
did look up
unarmed
damage so
unarmed
strikes do a
number of
damage equal to
your strength
attribute
got it
plus one
extra dice
cool my
strength i drew
for reference
is five so
it'd be six
die i think
yes so
you can tell
and grappling
is a different
thing um if
you grapple
um basically
you make it a
pose strength
test and if
you win grapple
both of you
are restrained
um and you
can just
essentially like
hold the hold
them in place
is what you're
doing uh you
don't do
damage with
grapples in
this game
um for the
rolling for
grapple for
this game
is it uh i'm
sorry i should
have known this
ahead of time
uh i try to
look it up but
i have a billion
windows and i
messed up my
bad
you're good
you're good
you're good
uh it's an
pose strength
test yeah is
that i was
meaning the
condition of can
i restrict him
from attacking
me or is it
kind of like
pathfinder they
could still attack
or whatever if
they have a
free hand
um so they'll
get the
restrained
condition so if
you are
restrained um
what that
does pull up
the thing um
is their
movement to
defense are
reduced by
two so you
make them like
super easy to
hit um they
have to break
free um and
you essentially
like hold the
target gotcha i
would like to do
that because i
think that's
thematically what's
happening uh as
much as i can
alpha strike and
kill a thing i
think story-wise
is we're gonna go
with roose hugs
him and grapples
him okay so so
you're gonna make
a just a strength
test straight up
no difficulty um
and then i'm gonna
make a strength test
as well same thing
so i'll put
difficulty number
zero because it
won't matter for
this yeah i'm in
a roll i complicated
i got two oh my
god uh i just a
guarantee uh i
was gonna i was
gonna wrath mine
holy shit yeah yeah
because i knew
exactly what's
gonna happen here
is not wanting
to be hugged
um i will
spin one wrath
to fail uh i
actually suck at
it and my
complication
rolled a six on
it warp
interference the
chaos gods are
watching for a
moment you feel
the eyes of one
of the ruinous
powers on you
they frighten you
learn one of
you learn one of
your secrets or
cause a supernatural
mishap i have a
thing for this
give give give me
a moment here
i mark myself
down i have a
i have a thing
pertinent to this
specific scenario
also chat if you
want to help out
the team
any subs and
everything kind of
generally go over to
our bars which kind of
fill up here for
glory and stuff
uh if you want to
help out a single
player get their
wrath back because
otherwise they're not
going to get it back
if you do hashtag
the character's name
uh with your bid
donation or anything
else like that it'll
go to their bar
fill that up and once
it's filled up they
get another wrath
die i'm giving you
time as you look up
stuff explain that
yeah okay okay okay
okay um you uh you
you're hugging this
thing and it's it's
face like just stares
into yours it's dead
flesh kind of stretching
as it looks and it
it begins to to emit
this like blurt it's
not binaric it's that
same sound you heard
up above that kind of
crackle hiss that
seems more akin to
like a 56k modem
yeah about to say like
a dial-up tone
yeah yeah as it's like
blasting and as this
happens um and it's
looking at you and
doing this every light
in the room dies and
then there's only
emergency red lighting
which is is almost
it is really not even
giving you proper
illumination this is
going to increase the
difficulty of all
ballistic skill and
awareness tests by plus
three um as you're
you're sort of sorry by
plus four um and even
up close it's causing
some problems to uh
increase the difficulty
of weapon skill tests by
plus three so
everything's harder to
do right oh terrible
yeah oh yeah bruce is
like no it's america
online it's true this is
terrible no no which
ruinous power is that
one capitalism true
malice that's true that's
very true uh that's the
end of my turn at that
point uh i get terrified
of this thing it'll just
uh they're not nice
they're not very nice
um well i'm going to
go um uh we have full
glory by the way so
shall we seize does
anyone have a have a have
an excellent plan so the
lights are out is very
dark yes yes yes
it's i mean my first
thought is like one
psyker shenanigans and
if not that does anyone
pack a flashlight i feel
like one of us does i've
got a hot shot volley gun
that's like several
flashlights i've got a
psychic power that's a
flashbang okay that might
be too much light i've got
a uh let's shoot electricity
let me check my gear i've
got can i can i reach for
a light switch
can i narratively declare
thurston that from our
past adventure that dead
guardsman with the light has
been strapped to my back the
entire time and he's been
my buddy
and his light is still on
um if i seize i can do reveal
and see if that helps us at
all
um i can push the shadows
away from a target within
range revealing them to all
target one enemy within the
range is a center place of a
blast six area effect any
enemies in that range while
the power is sustained can't
benefit from bonuses to
defense or stealth tests don't
know if that helps us with the
light this actually isn't a
bonus to them it's a penalty
for everybody
oh well never mind
yeah hmm i wonder
is there uh hmm before the
light with the lights already
out when we walked in or did
they turn off no no they were
on they were kind of like the
lumens were illuminating
everything and then as soon as
rusk went up and hugged this
guy it started blurting out this
this like machine tone at which
point all the lights have sort
of dimmed down in here i'm gonna
could aloysus like mimic the
machine tone
i always forget how much it could
very well be speaking by narek
yeah i'm assuming you don't speak
by narek
oh and of course i do i'm i'm
i'm adaptus mechanicus well i don't
know if you can make the same
blurty sounds or not
if it's blurting out noises it
might be to you know like those
robots in like big box stores
where they're like sending out
tones indicate what they are or to
talk to the other robots in the
store i think it might be kind of
like that
they're just trying to locate each
other
i really want there to just be a
light switch right next to us
i never do declare there's a light
switch
don't we just turn back on and it
works
just
can i mean allow it to be a
narrative declaration
no you're gonna take that away to
where the light switch doesn't work
mark me down a ruin die
i would like
what are they room dice or mine
fuck you
no it's my resource
we're using yours
we declare it and then you're
like yeah mark me down a ruin die
let me just rage across the table
we're using these
the house always wins baby
you don't like it
you don't like it
all right all right so roose is
gone
so who is going next
i can i make an action because
you are you want to
do you
okay at this point someone has
to take an action like
um there's no like out of
out of sequence stuff here
so someone either has to
um break into like and spend a
glory to seize the initiative or
one of these things is gonna go
um
i think we can we can spend a
glory and let uh our elf try and
save us
i would agree
yeah i think i'm the only one
not taking a big penalty right
now
yeah i'm thinking elf magic
yeah you should take it
wow elf magic
yeah i'll spend i'll spend one of
the glory to seize the initiative
um
and
so thurston was it this thing's
like
binaric can't that caused the
uh lights to do this
you only know the cause or you
only know
like the action and what
happened you don't know if it's
directly like caused it but as
soon as ruse went to try to
grapple this thing it blurted out
this
this bod modem sound at which
point
the lights
the lumens all died off the
primary ones and there's like
this just
ruddy red glow that's remaining
all right um then in that case i
think the best i can do is try to
disable one
uh i'm gonna target this guy right
here
i'm gonna hit him with a
compel
okay
um and i don't think i don't
think things are dire enough to
unbind yet but i'm keeping that in
my back pocket
one day you will
one day
yeah
oh i a hundred percent will
you're still gonna complicate and
make the walls bleed
oh of course naturally or i'm
gonna complicate and turn the
lights on and then back off
again
it's true i'll get some like
warp complication it's like the
supernova enters the room
all right yeah i'm going to point
at this uh servitor and just kind
of reach out into his mind use the
betty jezzer voice and just uh
point to the one that i saw behind
him before the lights went out and
go
kill him
i'm gonna give you a little roll
dn5 for that
not great i'm gonna spend a glory to
re-roll those failures
there's no re-roll wrath to re-roll
yeah wrath to re-roll
oh yeah wrath to re-roll
yeah
wrath hold on wait
i always forget to
there we go
okay better
uh for podcast at seven successes
three failures one shift possible
uh which can increase the plus d into
willpower test to resist which you
might want to do that
if you click that six it'll highlight
then right click and shift i believe
it is not letting me
see if you want to do it on your end
there trying to help her out
yeah i got it i got it
apologies
it's because of it's because
sometimes it gets kind of silly
once again
oh here we go
uh yes very
um
all right
yeah i'll make the test for the creek
the for the the servitor
one die
he's very willful
he's a very willful boy
holy fuck
fuck i guess that's one die for one
only one success but the dino was five
so kill kill kill kill kill kill
i really hope carol is special for which one to kill
there's a lot of hymns around here
i said kill him
yep
that mean
just general
kill that guy
um and then i'm gonna use the rest of my movement to uh or the rest of my turn to move
because we're kind of in a clump here
one of these guys has a grenade um that'd be bad
um
oh it is measuring meters now i have to actually look at how far i can move
each thing of each square is a meter
yeah
um
i move
an elf i thought i was fast
speed six okay
so i can move
uh
that's one
two
right there
okay
and
you run past some of the several of the stalls
all right
all right good luck guys
you're so supportive
roose the one
the one by you goes
it
will
where does it go
home
oh he went home
he went home
it
it goes
so
it
what it does
is it looks at you
and then
raises up
its shock
maul
which it is going to bring down and attempt to strike you with
let's see if this works here
oh that's not bad
oh
oh yeah
that's a
oh that's
that's six successes to my uh
dn2 there
i'm gonna shift for some
dimaggio here
as it comes in to shock you
roose with this maul
that crackles with electricity
in the darkness
oh
um
so it'll do
12 damage
ow
um
so what is your resilience
here roose
let's see
my resilience
is
a lot
yeah
so you'll take
three
four
because of the
uh
the ap
i'm gonna click apply damage
i think this will work
yeah let's find out
what the heck
uh
oh that
that actually
no sorry
uh
you would
well
i think you click it
yeah
oh
there we go
sweet
there we go
i now have six wounds left
out of ten
and i have two and a four shock
so how many wounds
did you take out of that
uh
six
and
three
okay so three got through on you
four
yeah four
four did
okay four got through on you
for each wound you take
you also take one point of shock
and i am full on shock
okay
so
so you are
you are you are getting
special you are now exhausted
yeah
because you are full up on shock
oh it's very bad for me
chasing you
yes
any
at any point
when uh
you now take shock
you'll take mortal wounds instead
oof
oof
oof
yep
bad times
uh-oh
less than poggers
less than poggers
uh
that's gonna be
that warden
um
who is next
oh i keep hitting the wrong
what's
what's the 411
on um
taking a hot shot
volley gun out
turning it to
to turbo mode
and then
letting rip
you know
i think i like that plan
let's see what we can do
quantity is a quality
all its own
war
yeah
you would
i will take the first napkin
yes
uh
olden rosh
everything under the emperor's
imperial decree
belongs to the imperial citizen
who kills the first peasant
the modem sound intensifies
oh you
quit that
modem sound
i
prefer you
to scream
instead
i'm going to
aim
and
uh
i think
i'm going to
full auto
and empty my clip
um
which
i believe
allows me to
potentially shift
and hit multiple people
um
i get to add
salvo rating
to my ed
i believe
uh
yeah
one sec
is full auto
a full
action
that's the one thing
i want to check here
i think you can aim
in full auto
but i could be wrong
it's been a while
that's i'm just going to
double check here
just to make sure
um
ranged options
because i think you
you definitely want to
just like blast them
with everything
uh
so let's find out
yeah yeah yeah
um
let's find out where
full auto is
2-2-1
need help
yeah aiming
aiming is fine
i just um
i don't know if
full auto
is a thing
that i'm trying to find
which is being a pain
right now
yeah in my reference
segment doesn't even
mention full auto
that's annoying
i think i think
because i think
that's because
it's actually like
under equipment
so it's one of those
like weird things
weird eclectic
little
like oh yeah
but just come out
we're gonna hide this running
on a different page
yeah it's designed
to make you confused
because it's the
you've got
it's the salvo right
yeah
i've got like a hefty salvo
rating
okay one sec
all out attack
or salvo
okay
so you are
full auto
is under salvo
okay
you can make it
full auto attack
to gain a number
of
blah blah blah
i think you can
just aim
in full auto
i think
so yeah
i'll allow it for now
makes sense
okay
i might be wrong
whatever
and that'll add
salvo rating
to my
damage dice
um
so
you make a
full auto
ranged attack
gain a number
of bonus dice
to your test
so the test
not the damage
test
or not the damage
check
because it's
you can um
with the extra
dice in the test
you theoretically
get more shifts
that you can
convert to damage
okay cool
cool
um
all right
and i'm salvo
five
or my salvo
which one are you
firing at
i'm going to fire
the one that's
closest to us
so that one up front
the one
the one here
uh let me ping him
real quick
yeah that guy
this guy right
okay
yep for sure
all right cool
yeah so i'll add
four dice to the pool
and let's rock
for the emperor
oh he captain's
always so brave
oh he doesn't hit me
that's gonna be
13 successes
a lot of dice
man
four shifts
jesus
you can put all that
in the damage
really and just
hopefully that spreads
around
i think i will
yeah
so i'll shift
four times into damage
okay
you know how to do that
oh
nope
okay
delete
delete that
let's let's teach you
so it does the math
so delete that
uh thurston
so you see all your
sixes there
click them so they
highlight
okay
so when you click
them all they have
them all highlighted
like just left click
left click left click
left click now right
click on one of the
sixes and you should
see shift to damage
uh
yeah
it might be hidden
yeah okay good
there you go
so now all that goes
in now click roll
damage
all right
now we're gonna roll
now you had a much
better roll this time
holy shit
because you rolled
two sixes
five four to four
so you do 17 damage
17 damage
AP minus two
on the servitor
the compelled servitor
explodes like a
bat of beef
stroganov
it's gone
grok stroganov
sir
yeah
kelbrana compels it
to kill
uh you blast it
apart a moment
later before it can
act on the impulse
to kill
oh yeah maybe i
should have targeted
however however
however speaker
however speaker
alden rosh is
actually an mlg
next level player
you know why
why
um because
uh this threat is
unaffected by
abilities that target
the mind
oh i knew it
i knew it all along
for the love of the
god emperor kelrana
weren't you paying
attention during the
briefing
these things are
immune to my
magic
not realizing
oh i got a thing
on you
fuck you
well i believe
kelrana's not with
us right now
she's having
headphone problems
right now so
oh no
i'm having a hard
time with her ears
that's probably why
they made them too
big
that's true
yeah fortunately
she can't retort
right now so
she's kind of a
punching bag right
now if this were
if this were
pathfinder i would
give you a hero
point but it's
not so uh you
still give them
a rat that's
fine no
denied i heard
you i hear you
talking shit i hear
you talking shit
about my beautiful
ears
did you hear the
thing before that
yeah okay
shit
it's okay
i was with you
on it
i didn't think
about it either
so
i was just gonna
have it go
kelrana wouldn't
know that i don't
know any of his
whole shit
mr game master
yeah
yeah
he was doing
like volley stuff
does it hit
anybody else or
just that guy
no because he
full autoed into
the one guy
okay if he
wanted to he
could have like
multi-fired and
then just taken the
extra like
difficulties to
um to defense
but he just like
fucking went all
in on one guy
make sure yeah
make sure it's all
clear fine thank you
okay so i am
gonna go with
uh the vorden
servitor and i am
going to have it
uh come out of the
darkness towards you
as you blast the one
another one comes out
of the darkness
rushing towards you
um with its shock
maul uh that it
brings down on a
charge in at you
i think it moved
10 meters damn
uh it charged
okay
this is attacking
meters is attacking
all of them because
i heard you say
all of them sorry
why did i say
all of them
like i see i see
you back there
fuck you in
particular
fuck you nerd
no no no
it's uh
oh crap
it's a it's a wrath
critical and it's
six successes no
shifts though so you
know good i'm just
gonna roll my critical
hit see see what i get
on you el capitan
sure that's double
sixes
oh
shift andy
oh
oh no
oh
oh
holy shit
uh grizzly
amputation
amputation the foe's
limb is removed with
extreme prejudice
leaving their body in
a crimson arc
you suffer one mortal
wound and one limb
is destroyed
uh roll a d6 on an
even result you can
choose the limb on
an odd i choose
the limb
oh
my god
oh my god
five
all right
thurston chooses
the thurston chooses
the head
hey
hey everybody
hey everybody
hey everybody
hey everybody
um
it's good
um
zoran
uh
yeah
can you uh
can you make sure
no one comes into my
office speaker
speaker come with me
into my gm office
let's go into your gm office
i start shooting into
the crowd
okay
uh zoran can you close
the door i'm part of
the crowd
yeah okay
okay
okay
thanks
let's go to your office
hi speaker
how you doing
hi
um
so um
what limb is your
favorite
would you say
if you know
it's so hard to
choose
just
um
you know
i'm almost at the
point where i kind
of want my head
to fly off
like in a
jason where jason
fights the
boxer
but uh
that would result in the
death of alden rosh
and that's very sad
so
i suppose
because there's two
futures in front of you
all right all right
what are the two futures
okay
the one is
is
you're
you're
you're losing an arm
and if you're losing
like
an arm
you know that's
gonna make weapons
difficult
all that sort of stuff
you know
kind of minor impediments
yeah
um
there's another one
where you lose a leg
now
that might seem like
it's the worst option
in a you know
tactical role-playing game
but i also want to
remind you
that roos
exists
roos
does exist
but here's the thing
is
i
can one hand
my sword
yes
and a captain
without
like
a hand
is pretty
cool looking
because you can drape
like the
yeah yeah yeah
yeah for sure
for sure
yeah
agreed
whereas
riding on roos's
back for the rest
of this dungeon
sounds like
a little bit
hellish
so i think
i'll take an arm
i think i'll lose
okay okay
so um
next next bullet point
on our office agenda
here
uh what are we feeling
left or right
i would prefer it
not be my sword arm
okay
so uh
i suppose
uh my left arm
okay
okay
all right
thanks thanks speaker
you can go now
okay
all right cool
all right now you're
gonna make me lose
my right arm
no your right leg
are you real
is that true
is that true
i mean
to be fair
speaker
to be fair
um
an odd
is the gm
gets to choose
so really the gm
has to choose
the opposite
of what the player
would have chosen
i knew i should have
shut up
like i was talking
to a cop
i should have
shut my fucking mouth
and made you choose
a narrative declaration
that it is his left arm
no
it's okay
it's fine
it's funny
okay
so as the servitor
coming behind me
i hope my son
is all right
looks back
as the servitor
comes running
its eyes
like this
this malefic red
in the light
its arc
it's
it's you know
it's stun baton
coming up
and like
going into
your leg
it's
it's
you know what
like the worst part
is
is i'm gonna roll
the damage
now
and the damage
probably is like
yeah negligible
um
you're gonna take
a grand total
of let's see here
based on your thing
three wounds
so you will have to
determination it
um
and then you'll take
one more mortal wound
from this
so it's gonna be
well
you'll take one wound
which will take you
to full wounds
and drop you down again
um
yeah
but you will
uh
you will
you will have to
give me a determination
to see uh
if you uh
if you actually
yeah
you'll have to
do just
yeah
oh that's good
that's good
and i also lose
two shock
yeah yeah yeah
so you'll lose
two shock
uh
then you'll fall
down
as the like
as the
this shock maul
not only like
hits you
on your
on like
like the back
of your
your right knee
it goes through
and with a sick
tearing sound
um
your limb
is
entirely ripped
off
and you
you crumple
down
onto the
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
they always
told me
it would
happen one
day
i never
believed
that
but it
did
i'm a
really bad
bodyguard
i would say
don't beat
yourself up
roos
but this
is in
his brain
so i
can't
respond
he doesn't
need to
beat himself
fuck
the
server
is gonna
do it
for him
all right
as the
captain is
now on
the ground
having a
literal leg
amputated
from him
uh
who would
like to
go next
we got
aloysis
or simsal
i mean
so it's
very dark
right now
as stated
yes
yes
um
now i
am
however
i am
standing
right next
to
alden
um
so remember
how last
time i
walked up
to a
servitor
put a
hotshot
last
pistol to
his temple
and made
him do
like 35
damage
yeah
am i still
gonna suffer
all the same
penalties of
shooting issues
considering the
fact that i am
directly next to
said servitor
no
no
no
no
no
no
yeah
no
no
you're
close enough
that this
is not
going to
matter
uh
mr hulky
may i
may i um
do some
kind of like
equalizer
situation here
of what are you
gonna do
shoot me
and then walk
up and turn
a servitor's
head into
paste
i would implore
you to deploy
some wasteland
justice
fantastic
uh i um
mr g and
mr thurston
um i yes
not sure if you
heard this i
would like to
deploy wasteland
justice and
walk up and
turn the
servitor's
head into
paste
yeah okay
okay you
may you may
target the
servitor and
do design
roles
range
short
aim
yes
called shot
is it small
the head or
the or is it
tiny the head
uh tiny
tiny is the
is the head
tiny uh
dn
uh that
that'll
automatically
increment it
it'll go
target first
and then
if you target
first so hit
it yeah
click on the
servitor
like kill the
window you're in
right now
yeah click
the servitor hit
t and that
should target
it and then
you should be
able to
yeah hover
over it press
t then i'll
target then
got your sheet
then open up
the thing it'll
do all the
math for you
all right um
i awkwardly reach
for my last pistol
because for some
reason the hand
i'm trying to
reach for is just
a little bit
a little off
you know
and uh
and i i i just
you know for the
most part
i i say
something
but no one
can hear it
because alden is
screaming at the
top of his lungs
and i just put
the the gun to
the server's
head and i
go a
shebang
oh shit
oh um
it's it's it's
still um not
um
chad did give
you a wrath by
the way
so you can
right click and
reroll with wrath
at this point
which i probably
recommend i would
reroll there
there we go
but much
better
yeah
oh my goodness
that went to
like a success
three which didn't
work because the
dm was five
to a success
ten
you you got
one two
three four
sixes and
then a five
and four
and a three
and a one
you got ten
successes two
failures and
two shifts
i shall be
shifting into
damage if you
do not mind
uh and then
uh i believe i
just roll damage
yeah
yep
okay
so with ap
minus two
uh it's gonna
give it an
effective
armor
four
uh that
will just
that will
just pop
it
it will
like you
will press
your gun
up against
its head
the servitor
will collapse
in a steaming
pile as soon as
you place the pistol
up against it
hell yeah
all right
all right
i also need to
um oh god
yes
i was just
saying
now within
my debt
oh my leg
you'll remember
later
you'll remember
later
don't you
worry
i pat him
on the shoulder
you don't
you touch
me
i'll bite
i don't
remember this
but in my
brain i'm
like oh
no not
again
true
uh
my partner
messaged me
just to say
you finally
had it
you had a
chance to
make speaker
harmless with
the h in
parentheticals
and you
didn't do
it
it's true
it's true
it's very
true
you failed
uh i did
i had the
chance and it
just fucking
eluded me
uh all right
that's that's
simsal um
uh hulky do
you want to
to use a glory
to seize or do
you want me to
use the one
servitor that
hasn't gone
yet
i would like
to use a glory
to seize
can i use a
glory to seize
everybody
yes
oh yeah
please
do it or
else
do we have
any
oh yeah
like we
have we
had five
now we
have four
don't worry
about the ui
they have in
the actual game
that's always
wrong
yeah
thurston
hulky
i have a
proposition
for you
come into
my office
hulky
okay
absolutely
i'm coming
in
yeah
thanks
all right
sit in the
couch tell me
your proposition
i'll hear you
out
of course
of course
i i i kick
my big legs
up i
pull out my
glass of
wine
so thurston
i thank you
for having me
here today i
i need to be
frank with you
if i may
yeah
this is the
one of the
happiest days of
aloysius's life
okay okay
okay go on
tell me more
not because
well not of
course because
his friends have
suffered severe
bodily harm but
he now has an
excuse that makes
him seem slightly
less of a
psychopath outwardly
to augment his
friends
i swear to god
you really are
just cobra
commander from
fucking g.i.
joe the rise
of cobra
okay okay
yes i'm going
i'm going to
make them better
so okay
i would like
to propose
a narrative
declaration
at a cost
oh
okay
aloysius has
been waiting
patiently
knowing that
the captain
would eventually
get himself
into some
kind of
situation like
this
that he
would need
an org
medic on
the battlefield
it's a one
time only
gig
i would like
to propose
that he just
pops out
the limb
in question
out of his
chest cavity
now that the
orc has been
excavated
and in like
an almost
a henshin-esque
sequence
attaches the
augmatic leg
but needs to
sacrifice a bit
of himself in
order to do
so whether
that's taking
shock or a
wound is
completely at
your discretion
but it will
allow alden to
get back into
the fight
rather than
having a
legless stomp
and riding
around upon
roose
okay but the
augmatic's
really shitty
it it has to
whatever works
right
yeah okay
okay okay
i'm i'm i
you can go
outside and
you can go
uh you can
go narrate
this to a
speaker and
we'll see how
speaker reacts
thanks for
coming to my
office
yeah thank you
thank you very
much
thurston
you're welcome
hi everybody
we're back
uh hulky has
some some
words for the
group now
all right so
i'd like to
make a narrative
declaration
aloysis is
right
aloysis's
faceplate
lights up
and speaker i
need to know if
you're okay with
this but he's
been waiting a
very long time
he's been a
very patient
boy and
finally he's
come time to
bring his
friend alden
rosh into
the light
from out of
his chest
would spring
forth a
wonderful new
augmatic leg
for the good
captain
aloysius you
have oh you
have a leg for
me why
who cares
hardly convenient
it's extremely
convenient and a
little upsetting in
some ways
what's what's
going on
captain i've been
waiting for this day
for a long time you
and i you will
understand a little
bit more i'm going
to save you dear
captain oh my god
go go time baby
bro shoot me
shoot me
i posted a link
to the narrative
declaration twitch
channel
i do a ballistics
i do a ballistic
shot
i miss
no you turd
it's not your
turd
i miss
spin spins
around he does a
little transformation
sequence i'm just
sticking throwing
away all the
bum leg that no
longer works just
sets the work
injects his horrible
strange mystery
goo gives a little
like shock of the
spark of life
the oh god the
machine spirit
surges within you
have a new leg
however it is it's
not the best
automatic we had
what we needed to
get a mission and
continue the mission
so you have a peg
leg now
this sucks
speaker speaker
yeah my office
sure sure
yeah okay
lots of lots of
lots of going into
thurston's office this
session
there's a lot going
on this session
um i put i placed
an image in our
general chat
i am looking at
it oh yeah i'd
like you to pick
from the options
available to you
i like uh i like
the one with the
skulls on it
yeah that doesn't
narrow it down
there's actually two
skulls on it
that's warrior
that doesn't really
help
we'll go with the
option four
is this loss
can we get an
expert to tell us
if this is lost or
not not yet
let's just you know
cool cool cool cool
cool cool cool i just
need to make sure for
when we ask skelly to
you know update the
artwork that we get
yeah yeah
he hasn't drawn anyone
from the waist down so
it works out it's all
imagination at that
point we have to
know all right
thanks thanks
thanks speaker
yeah any fucking
time
all right um
yeah uh i don't
know roll me a d6
you take that much
shock damage uh
aloysius
all right i'll roll
you a d6 thirsty
i hope it's not a
six
wow fuck
what did you roll
i rolled a four i'm
down to one shock
he he
well there you go
so you're not
exhausted it's fine
ah
ah
captain
what
why does it hurt
you
sometimes to imbue
the uh
the serum
that does the work
you need a little
bit of a spark of
life
the hell are you
talking about
i learned this one
from the corpus
scurry
his blood is now
your medic should be
working now
oh my uh let's see
let's test all the
systems
i i walk with my
peg leg it hurts
ah
oh
oh all right i
forgot i didn't
enable the painkillers
my mistake
ah
oh
ouch
hold on
let me
can i spend an extra
shot to be
full on shock
stop alphabooza
why are you all
fucking alphabooza
why are you all
like
thurston i would
like to hurt
myself more
because funny
it was the only way
to convince you
to let me give him
a peg leg
i mean
actually
it's
true
uh thurston can i
can i meet you in your
office for a moment
oh we're never gonna
finish this episode
we're never gonna finish
on time
we're at the record
in december
like
we're fucked
the awful
okay bricky
come on in
uh
behind you
of course
of course
hey yeah
thank you
thank you
i'd like to i'd like to
offer a request
yeah for sure
do you think you can
make this happen
okay
okay
um
for context
for podcast listeners
uh
the image proposed
even for the last
lecture like some
road
old ass road
trader metal legs
and so bricky has
decided to go
i can make this
possible
you just cut off
shit
so it's like
one more
oh i see what
you've done
the meeting wasn't
lost on you
it took it took
me a minute
bricky bricky would
you like to explain
for the class uh the
audio listeners who
we love very dearly
uh what you've what
you've done here
yes um so the the
four uh bionic orc
parks that were uh
recently posted uh
were very similar to
the control alt delete
comic loss so it
while the amputation
and uh subsequent
adding of limbs to
uh alden was
happening i opened
up photoshop and
made a quick change
art
all right i can step
out of the office
now
okay thanks thanks
thanks thanks
appreciate it
um all right
guys uh we're
we're really doing
good this session i'm
really proud of
everyone here
uh
you only lost one
leg
yeah um
well i guess that's
going to be the end
of your turn right i
assume that's the end
of your turn yeah okay
that's the end of your
turn yeah i'm gonna go
with the last servant
here
it's gonna come on on
old roose here hi roose
hi i hope he doesn't
hit me like the last guy
that really hurt
oh he's also got a
club
yeah it's gonna come
at you with a little
bit of a shock mall
here oh he's coming
at me with a little
mall not a big one
oh he's rolling dice
on the ground what's
that
that's actually going
to miss um because
of the lighting which i
didn't factor into the
defense so
it'd be i did the
mask last time he
would have yeah the
other one would have
hit me so you don't
have to worry about
that one yeah that i
got so this one's
gonna miss um it
comes in it swings but
because of lights it's
having difficulty um
acquiring you as a
target uh that will
be the end of that
one's go that's gonna
be the end of wow
everybody that's just
the first round here
let's let's go to
round two oh boy
we're gonna how's
everyone feeling around
i feel great i feel
there should go i'm
shocked there have been
less arrowing boss
fights and rod grind
than that round
you're just like
fucking between this
and last rock ride
you're just you're
just oh my god
at least they're not
clowns this time
yeah exactly
you know the bunch of
bullshit clowns
i'm i've been uh
i've been fucking
pursuing wonder of you
this is the power of
calamity
so i i propose i go
blow is always
uh or roost goes
so i can try to
two hit these guys
okay no arguments
i'm gonna go
are there any
objections to roost
going and murdering
no i think roost
deserves it
yeah here you go
go and kill
i'm gonna do my best
to multi-attack
which is gonna be
harder because of the
lighting
um so just to
understand like what's
their defense
i'm hitting first i
did the math
so in this case i'm
changing it a little
bit it's only their
defense is only gonna
go up uh by two here
so they're gonna be
uh defense four right
now got it okay
i'm gonna make sure
the math goes here
but the end currently
says three you put it
to four
uh no don't do that
there you go
and um yeah he's
basically just gonna
uh actually it's gonna
be four five six so
it's gonna be six
total because i'm
spending the two extra
things to basically
hit both of them
so here comes the
first one on the
left so you roll
them separately yeah
yeah i do it
separately and here's
for the first one
that is a success of
nine uh i also
crit so i also crit him
so i wanted to see
the crit first i rolled
a six of the two on
the die which is
unspeakable carnage
a truly grievous
strike the attack is
terrifying display of
martial power as a
geyser of gore erupts
from the foe's wound and
in ragged remnants of
their body uh strewn
across the battlefield
the target suffers
six or uh six more
wounds if i click that
it'll be three i rolled
a wait what
it rolls it automatically
oh it's a six it rolls
it automatically yeah
okay so it's six
automatically so we
just suffer six mortal
wounds and uh and i
can do more than what
was it yeah i it it's
dead right there's like
there's a grok stroganov
that explodes um as as
bricky pointed out
earlier um thank you
for using the correct
terminology i got you i i
try to do better every
day yeah that thing is
annihilated so the second
one yeah as bruce basically
just like its body just
have you ever seen like
bit beam mg that game and
there's like some clips of
like they take like a uh
rolled up steel make smash a
car and it just flattens with
the physics that it has
that's what roots does to
this guy he just goes and
he just embedded in a
steel wall to the left just
gone it's just a splatter in
parts now that's for this
other one uh he rolls
unfortunately it's a three i'm
gonna spend my wrath die on
this one uh to reroll
hopefully i can get the
successes i want oh that's
some rose baby oh wow i got
10 successes with two shifts
possible which i will
obviously put that into
damage to make sure um
bruce uh ruses sir got
hurt yeah and i rolled two
sticks is five for total 13
damage uh ap minus one uh onto
that other servitor and he
just turns to the other one
no emotion just just pure
dedication to kill target and
he just and i see the the he
goes away so he basically
looney tunes his ass by taking
his head and with the fish
just crushes him like a can
and turns around and goes
sir you're good sir
and the lights blast back on as
the final servitor here is
destroyed and everyone sort of
has a chance to see um the the
blood-stained ground as as captain
alden's uh original leg is
several feet away from his new
leg let's let's take a break
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sir are you okay uh so we're out
of combat now thurston yep uh
roost is definitely on you're out
of combat there's servitor bits and
bob smashed across the area hot
shot blast blasts into a wall um the
spray of blood uh and a missing leg but
a new leg to replace it it's all
it's all yeah are you okay sir i'm
sorry i saw the kill as many as i
could
roost you did well don't blame
yourself
이드 sir your legs turn the metal i'll
get rid of it no no no no no no no don't
ruse don't don't don't oh but but it's
not normal yes no it's it is normal
roose roose the captain are you normal
Damn, makes you think
Oh, really makes you ponder, huh?
Simpsil, if you worked for me, I'd have you shot
That's why I don't work for you, man
I know
I tell you to break
I tell you to break a leg, but
Oh
Simpsil's really funny
That was pretty good
And like, Captain, you haven't had any of us
Short yet, so
Really, you act like your tolerance
Is a lot lower than it is
I think you like us, and I think you like him
I bat my eyelashes
Hmm
So you look at his big wet eyes
Captain, it's perfectly normal to like your subordinates
It's okay
You're right, you know
Traveling with you all has made me
Realize something
And I punch Simpsil in the face
Got to enjoy the little things
I say, Captain
Target him, give me a weapon skill test
Alright
Depending on how this affects me
I'm kicking you in your new leg
That's fine
It's on loan
That'll miss
Alright, I'll wrap it
I'll wrap it
I have both
Rath I'll have, you know
I just didn't add them
I'm a genius
He's really determined
I'm so determined
Okay, yeah
That's five, six asses
And a complication
Oh, that's a wrath too
Awesome
Yeah
What's the complication?
Let's find out
Why don't I press roll complication?
More enemies appear
That's a six
On the six
Warp interference
Warp interference
Warp interference
Yay
You want to read it out?
The chaos gods are watching
For a moment
You feel the eyes
Of one of the ruinous
Towers on you
They frighten you
Learn one of your secrets
Or cause a supernatural mishap
Can I
Can I lean in
For supernatural mishap?
You can
Give me one a sec
Sure thing, boss
I'm scared
Who's going to the office?
Not again
All the lumens go out
Including the backup lumens
You are all plunged
Into complete darkness
And the music of Wagner
Starts playing
Oh
Oh, perfect
I don't
I don't have that queued up
What's Wagner?
Sorry
Is that copyrighted?
That's a
It's not
It is not copyrighted
The guy died of syphilis years ago
How many years?
I need to know
Like Hitler years ago
Okay
Is that
Is that a different form of time
Hitler years?
My dog's
Six in Hitler years
I'm really
Shit in this part of history
What's his name?
I need to get the music now
W-ag-ner
W-A-G-N-E-R
Measure of time
Okay
Ride of the Valkyries
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Okay
Well that we can play
Mr. DM
He also made the ring
Made famous by
Mandalore Gaming
The mystery of the Druids
Of course
Seriously
Sorry
An advertisement played first
I own you
apparently they own you
so I get punched in the face
yeah no he missed
oh no he does hit he does hit actually
yes he does hit
his strength is not enough to seriously
threaten you though
unless he pumps let me check here
let me check
he's got four
your
you're resilient
he'd have to pump at least four glory
into actually damaging you with that
yeah I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm just
of course
so I turn my head over to the side after getting punched
I slowly turn it back
look directly at Alden's face
GM
I have an ability called paranoid
once per session
I may access to a communications device
and ask my ring of contacts
one question they may know
the GM rolls a secret cunning
or fellowship test
and provides you with whatever information
the contact can provide
okay
I would like to learn
the most embarrassing fact about Alden
oh my god
this is great
this is art
this is art
um
see you gotta
I think I know what this is
but the most embarrassing fact about Alden is
okay
okay
okay give me a
all right
give me
give me
give me a
I'm just gonna hide
this is a seeker roll
so I gotta
yes
your secret fellowship test
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I like it
I like it a lot
okay
I'm glad someone does
that's funny
um
do you want to spend any glory on it
no no no
glory
I mean I'm considering it
but I don't know
no no
do the other players agree
to allow us
to spend glory
to
yes
wow
oh no
uh
yes
yeah go for it
wow
yes
I was a joke
just one's okay
I'm going one
okay
roll me uh
well actually here
I'll roll it in secret
because you know
it's still part of
yeah
oh that's fascinating
okay
okay
excellent
all right
um
I hate the bit
but I have to
hey speaker
come into my office
for just a second
yeah buddy
should they
so um
you can lie on that couch
I'm gonna sit here
with a little clipboard
um
all right
all right
let's talk about
let's talk about
um
Alden's
um
you know
history
oh
he rolled really good
did he
we can talk about
um
we can talk about
maybe some of the
less fine points
in uh
in Alden's history
well
well certainly
certainly
Alden's had his
share of issues
I would definitely
say
yeah yeah
this is a safe space
by the way
you can tell me
anything
oh I can
I was worried
it would get back
to certain
I would never
do that to you
unless I had a
mechanically motivated
reason to do so
well that's good to hear
okay
good good
um
well
I would definitely
say that
Alden is from
a feudal world
called
yours world
and
yours world
is well regarded
for its elite
knightly houses
um
and as a young man
Alden very much
wanted to be
a knight pilot
but he didn't
make the cut
he didn't
make the cut
so he wound up
instead joining
the navy
and going on
that career path
to get off world
okay
cool
I appreciate that
um
I noticed
a problem
that we have
which is
um
we didn't
close the office
door this time
like I've done
all the other times
oh I see
yeah
um
I
I think
I think
I see Bricky
out there
what
you like Bricky
I think Bricky
might have overheard that
anyways we'll come back
um
you know
Bricky uh
I think you've
already gained
some information
here
oh that was
actually making me
that was hurting me
I'm dying
I'm gonna die
okay I'm alive now
I'm good
I'm fine
I'm safe
all right Bricky
I put my Vox
emitter back
in my pocket
I look at Alden
and I turn around
and I walk
across the room
well what is it
he's leaving
he's out
where's he going
I don't know
okay
physical
I would also like to point out
I would like to point out
I would like to point out
the room is still
pitch black
and Wagner is playing
I'm listening
I'm listening
it's beautiful
I mean
I wanted to go
I didn't realize
it was still pitch black
I was gonna go
I was gonna go
um
you know
see what
what the fuss is about
at the end of this
corridor over here
mm-hmm
mm-hmm
you're gonna do that
in the pitch darkness
I mean
you might have a loom
and that could lead you there
can I want to do
an ergo decoration
that one of my fingers
is actually a very
high lumen flashlight
yeah
that sounds fine
yay
congratulations
you found me
you found the thing
I healed you with
oh yay
it's not even my actual
metal fingers
I have a flesh flashlight
I look like
yeah no
your bone was fucked man
no
who slurped the marrow
out of that shit
it's like
a high intensity
lumen
you have an
augmatic finger
it's under the flesh
uh
Zoran
we're gonna need you
to update
the uh
character sprite art
for this
just like a
blindingly bright
finger
just one
is this like
is this a
directional flashlight
or is it like
a giant orb
of burning light
the ladder
damn it
it's like
you're like
a worse ET
Zoran
yeah
can you come
into my office
ah fuck
all right
god damn it
are we in trouble
click
hey uh
Bricky
can you close the door
hey champ
um
what's up boss
do you remember
before uh
the start of this session
how you were like
okay
let's try to keep
things really
you know
on
on message
and you know
if we need to
speed things up
to get through
the story
um
you know
that's okay
yeah
I don't like
being the producer
of like
we're on a
time limit
I don't want
Bricky to have
to record this
in December
but
you know
like
unfortunately
it's either that
or we don't
you know
so
I have to be
the asshole
yeah
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
but also
um
I think that
this is what
the fans want
oh
I know they want
more episodes
but
you know
no no no no
no no
I mean
I mean
I think
I think
they want
to uh
to
to have
whatever the hell
like horrific
pain machine
just engulfed
the party
so I'm just
wanting you
know
I'm still
listening
I hear you
I hear you
I appreciate
your time
uh
we're still
working on it
we're gonna
get through
this together
all of us
huddled together
clutching each
other tightly
like friends
um
I'm there for
you buddy
yeah
do we have
time to heal
no
okay
all right
I for one
am very okay
with filming
in December
if you're fine
with the
additional episodes
then we can
take as much
time as we
need
if everyone
else is okay
because I don't
want to rush
things but I
need to be
considering people's
time and I
know people
really hate it
when I do it
of course
we're going for
the opposite
of a speed
run
with these
relatively short
modules
everyone's good
in case we need
extra time
yeah grizzly
amputation edition
that's the run
right like
grizzly amputation
any percent
yes
I'm feeling a
really high
percent of
grizzly amputation
this time
I'm feeling
I don't know
about you
I'm feeling
pretty grizzly
myself
I'm feeling a
little smoky
the bear
all right
those are going
forward
all right
so what's
happening right
now is the
group's moving
forward
Simsel has
like walked
off after that
exchange
with the
lumen finger
light stabbing
into the
darkness
the rest of
you are kind
of coming up
from behind
as we reach
the area here
Simsel you come
into a section
in the in the
center of this
large prison
area there's a
baroque central
pillar that's
covered in
purity seals
with brass skulls
that gaze down
on a ring of
12 surgical
tables complex
machinery invasive
tools and cables
trail down from
the skulls and
connect to two
or well sorry
sorry connect to
four different
servitors that are
in the room here
they all appear to
be medical
servitors based
on their equipment
and they're
they're sort of
like dresses and
schmocks and
whatnot
um as you
enter this
area um you
see that on
one of the
the tables is
a screaming
human who as
you've like
entered in past
this you can
hear like over
the music this
screaming uh
human being who
currently has
the um the
servitors extracting
what appear to be
organs out of
their chest
i point my
my lumen
flashlight into
their face and
i say hello
oh god emperor
make it stop
they have any
identifying features
like uh like like
like like an
eight-pointed star
chaos tattooed
into their arm
or
you mean
awareness check
to like like
look them over
in this in this
moment yeah
because i mean
like who am i
to judge
difficulty is
going to be
three with
the the like
the light and
everything the
situation here
all right all
right i mean
it's easy peasy
here we go
oh no
you need one
more success
here you
could spend
a glory to
try to get
it
nah
okay
um the
man is
like just
just just
just screaming
at this point
um the
one of the
medical servitors
is moving
behind him
and beginning
to put what
appear to be
um like
surgical knives
into the back
of his head
like almost
dancing like
it's a keyboard
with the knives
through his
um shaved
scalp
i turn around
i point my
luminance down
the hallway
and i kind of
like back in
the group to
come over to
me and just
be like hey
guys guys
come here
oh interesting
stuff going
on
puttering
over
i'm
on my
leg
bruce
bruce comes
over sees
the guy
and goes
you gonna
eat that
beautiful
no notes
uh now
now alton
do you reckon
do you reckon
actually he's
even he's
even here
he's is he
slow because
of the leg
he's dragging
himself
i'm on
no way
i'll be
right there
yeah
bruce you
don't want
to eat
that guy
you don't
have any
barbecue sauce
oh yeah
you're
right
stop screaming
is this
supposed to
do this
no it's
not
it doesn't
have
a reverse
it's
an egg
okay
all right
i made
it
i'm alive
i'm very
look at
you
alden is
this
this is
this is
the medical
servitors
they used
to make
servitors
isn't it
i mean
you know
the ones
that help
load
the armatures
i suppose
they could
also load
cannonade
they could
you remember
don't you
one of the
servitors
drags uh
several of
the wires
from the
central pillar
and places
them into
the uh
the dug
meat portions
of the
man's head
i lean
over to
elisis
we're not
gonna
are we
gonna help
that guy
or are we
just kind
of like
watching
watching some
people do
the job
shut up
shut the
fuck up
it's it's
getting to
the best
part
oh right
right
this is
where
this is
where
we kill
the mortal
part
makes us
weak
electricity
jolts into
the man's
skull
who lets
out one
final like
gasping
scream at
the same
time the
the second
servitor is
removing uh
further organs
um the last
thing like through
the scream is
is like a
a kind of
like i don't
know burnt
meat smell that
fills the air
as the man's
tongue rolls
out lols a
bit drool
begins to come
out the side
of his mouth
gotta get
back to
quality
and then he
stopped speaking
i'm gonna watch
with my hands
behind my back
like that one
image of the
old guys
watching the
people work
on a road
yeah i'm
thinking of
this i think
i want to do
the same thing
i mean the
last time i
messed with the
servitors actually
was very bad
for us so
i think the
best course of
action here is
to not look
into this and
actually let
them do their
work
smell that
that's the
clean burning
smell of
motive force
hey wait a
second this
man is being
made into a
servitor
yes and
we're fighting
servitors
well we don't
know if we're
gonna fight this
guy maybe he
pulls the
elevator
these other
servitors aren't
doing anything
one second
let's let's
talk to him
hello there
sir
down there
servitor
i like i
like how you
wait until
after i've
basically given
him the full
like 50
bajillion volts
to the
fucking
cranium
and he's a
drooling
mess like
like hello
sir
this is like
quake was it
quake 4
watching a dude
get straggified
and just not
doing anything
to stop it
this is the
best part
it's where his
legs get
ripped off by
rusty buzz
saws
wow
well
well um the
servitors uh the
medical servitors i
should say i
seem to finish
harvesting organs
and use like a
basic staple gun
to um to to
stitch the man up
before moving the
body into one of
the cages here
the next one they
then move to their
own like little
alcoves where they
insert themselves into
and power down i
think the best
course of action is
for us to wait
here until the
next man is on
the table and
then we can ask
him questions
oh yeah i got
it that's a good
idea because that
would allow us a
moment to rest
nilus lost a
fucking leg so
i'd like to rest
you got another
one
aye you'll get
that you'll get
it right up your
ass in a moment
aye the god emperor
has given us
two
it's true you gotta
be grateful
now the arm they
saw you gave you
one
no that was
aloices
oh
aloices do you
still have your
eyes
i would like you
to take an
educated guess
i just thought he
was just soaking
it in
he just got
whiplashed by the
question
the only education
i need is the
education on how
to enter the
throne mechanicum
isn't that right
alden you know
you're making quite
a bunch of pointed
statements towards
my person
so i haven't had
enough of a terrible
day i don't have to
deal with it what
are you what are you
are you trying to get
at something
simpson
alden
yeah
all the girls are
fighting
yeah
do you want to
do you have
something you'd like
to share with the
rest of the
oh my goodness
they're breaking
down my door
right well we'll
ignore that
do you have
something you'd like
to share with
the rest of the
class
alden's going
crazy right now
i think i'm
going to take a
seat
it's a side effect
of the new
augmentation this
does happen in
first timers
don't worry it
will probably
present itself
differently in
future that's
the first spark
of genius in
many of our
kind
i see myself
facing horace
yes
i serve him
can you feel
with them
still
i feel so much
more italian
does it make you
want to go crazy
make you want to go
fucking ape shit
alden
what the voices
inside are you
on
be inside
soon
so you don't
have eyes
damn
if i spend a
ride
can the dark
elder attack
and take us
all
only if it's
led by hat
souvenir
aloysis will
like reach up
to his face
plate
he'll pull
off
he'll i'm
sorry unplug
the plate
and you will
look and see
as his
orbital cavities
are filled
with wires
and
ios
jacks if
you've ever
seen the
image of
what happens
when a human
gets processed
in the combine
it's like
that
and heloisis
will just
put his
other hand
up to his
face
and he'll
be smiling
real wide
and like
waving it
in front of
it like
yes
i i can
totally see
these are
my eyes
simsel
aren't they
pretty
aren't i
the prettiest
tech priest
this side
of ma
us
what the
fuck is
happening
wireless
devices be
like
looks inside
wires
wires
we can't
unsee
any of
what just
happened
he can't
see
anything
without that
attached
in simsal
defense
you could
have kept
your
regular
eyes
like
even if
you don't
have them
plugged into
your
noggin
maybe you
got them
in a jar
somewhere
do you
why would
i do that
they're just
worse than
my regular
eyes
well
you know
souvenir
no
karana
if you
were
from
where
i
was
from
you
would
understand
that
there
is
beauty
merging
metal
with
flesh
and
pairing
on
the
parts
to
make
a
finer
more
refined
art
of the
merger
that's
why
i keep
lopping
off
parts
of my
body
i'm
closer
to
perfection
than
ever
before
and
yet
i can
still
enjoy
the
creature
comforts
of what
makes
me
a
human
like
this
stogie
and
laloysus
will
smoke
another
stogie
i'm
gonna
finish
my
stogie
as
well
i wish
i had
a
stogie
would
you
you
had
one
you
had
an
entire
football
shaped
one
yeah
i don't
have
it
anymore
though
okay
well
i can
spare
you
one
more
and
laloysus
will
produce
another
large
ogren
size
so
where
do
you
keep
them
you
fucking
yeah
you
have
no
appreciation
for
my
hearts
very
crunchy
it's
it's
so
during
this
after all
this
can we
just like
recover
health
and shock
and like
this is our
downtime
this is the
darkest
campfire
section
we'll
become
servitors
damn
this is
cool
and
yeah
yeah
yeah
uh
yeah
heal up
back to full
everything
back to full
everything
yay
remember
let's go down
i don't know
this
this is some
human shit
it might
kill you
i didn't
i didn't
take any
damage
at all
ever
well
would you
like to
you will
soon
unlike
someone i
know
looks at
looks at
alden
i would like
to point
this entire
session
we have
moved
1 2 3
4 5 6
7 8
9 10
11 12
14 15
16 17
18 19
21 22
23 24
meters
forward
you know
we've accomplished
more character
damage and
trauma than
the entirety
of the
orc arc
exactly
i hate
about january
you available
in january
yeah
that's me
january
looking
i don't
have a
reschedule
in
march
yeah
you know
we
say that
wrath and
glory is
for lovers
we've been
saying with
great authority
that we get
all of our
stuff back
i don't think
that thurston's
ever actually
said whether
or not we
did or not
he said yes
oh did
he oh then
i must have
been seeing
red
yeah i even
i even
made a comment
that was like
like like but
you don't regrow
your leg so
it's probably why
you didn't hear
it
there you go
i was too busy
vividly
hallucinating me
drowning all of
you in a bathtub
how many new
servitors get
made while
we're just
standing here
yeah that's a
good question
what check do
you need to
drown us in a
bathtub
let us know
when the first
attractive person
is about to be
made into a
servitor and
we'll all
leap
oh my god
damn
what's
attractive in
imperial sense
i i guess
you gotta go
with your gut
right
uh attractive
in imperial
sense i think
jowls i think
you have to
have jowls
only mild
mutation
yeah only
only only uh
very little
mutation
hey hey
roos what
do you find
attractive
oh as long
as it smells
it tastes
good
i love
so food
yes
okay
you know
he has eaten
people before
he has
nice
hole
yeah
roos
yeah
what do you
think happened
to olden's
other leg
i still
have it
i'd like to
make a narrative
declaration
while we
were resting
that's how
roos
regained his
wounds
that's next
everyone's
full
everyone's
full
also be
sure to
take off
any box
or whatever
say again
the famous
alden rosh
action figure
with real
leg ejection
action
sure it's
a famous
it's an
important
part
of it
um
mr simpson
sir
yeah what's
up
goose
i'll catch
seeing the
dark very
much good
but could
you lead
us around
i'll catch
you much
really much
good we
gotta find
a lock
switch
i thought
that little
little ball
thing of
yours
has light
oh it
doesn't go
very bright
i can ask
him though
sir
could you be
a lot brighter
for us so
we can see
the darkness
yes
without
question
i hold
up
i hold
up
son
he becomes
very bright
it's like
fucking
gandalf
and moria
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
okay
isn't
the meta
thing
this is
like a
soul stone
yeah
can they
can they
like
i don't
know
i don't
know if
soul stones
can become
brighter
but
this one
can
hell yeah
i line up
the area
i pull up
my little
um
my new
finger
i start
walking around
i start
going down
here
okay
i have a
question
um
since you
you know
spent enough
time in
that
accursed
like murder
chamber
of people
into servitors
uh
any of you
yeah yeah
the repurposing
facility
uh any of you
wanting to make
an investigation
check in there
oh yeah
i guess
if i could
get around
to it
i suppose
i could
thanks
we're going
to check
on the
servitors
remember
the mission
yeah but
we already
know what's
in there
are you
so difficulty
four
yeah please
all right
awesome
i got
three dice
looks like
i did not
discover the
secret
anyone else
want to
give it
no
yeah two
successes
two fails
i will
investigate
all right
yeah
rushe will
two
with his
one die
here he
goes
yeah
i got
to do it
oh
all right
that's all
it'd be funny
uh-oh
well
it's six
successes
with one
shift
and a
complication
so let's
find out
what happens
roll that
complication
for me
if it's
another six
okay good
it's a
two
physical
mishap
you're clumsy
or tongue
tied
you do
or say
something
you didn't
mean to
causing a
problem
chops off
the other
leg
or accident
no
no no
no no
no i
know i
know i
know exactly
what's good
all right
so um
what you're
you're finding
is that this
um this
facility has
several um
portions of
biological waste
disposal receptacles
that all
contain just
various
decaying
organs
um
they're probably
a week old
as you're
looking at
them
um
also looking
at the
body of
the man
that you
saw
um
you see
that he
has um
sigils
clipped onto
him
that would
indicate he
was a
member of
the local
enforcers
um
now the
complication
is is you're
seeing like
all of this
like like
flesh matter
and you're
you're kind
of cleaning
up to see
if there's
any hidden
clues and
you're
throwing a
lot of
meaty
things into
waste
receptacles
and
you know
it's just
possibly there
might be a
meaty thing
that you
might grab
by mistake
that maybe
used to
belong to
a fellow
party
member
that uh
goes into
the waste
receptacle
you should
put it in
your inventory
and use it
like the
severed
arm in
bloodlines
one
i agree
i agree
i agree
we're gonna
get this
give me
that
my mother
gave this
to me
and i'll
i hate
that's
accurate
i hate
that
he's right
you know
i know
he's technically
correct which is
the best kind
of correct
which i still
hate it
my mentor's
severed leg
no that's
my severed
leg
i'm your
mentor
you think
that's
your
what
no i threw
your severed
leg out
two minutes
ago
well
then who's
severed leg
is this
my mentor's
i just told
you
can't
you must
listen
there's like
the sound
of a
garburator
that happens
at this
exact
moment
in the
organ
dispenser
there goes
it
speaker have
a wrath
point i'm
bullying you
a lot
tonight
it's
half
oh
spend that
wrath to
make this
a tomb
world
you want
to kill
me you
want to
kill me
so bad
the speaker's
just going
down the
list of
xenos factions
until one
of them
shows up
i will
drop the
severed
leg
that didn't
belong to
me
after
all
excellent
i would
also
accept
the
sloth
they're
pretty
awesome
no
no
not
the
sloth
please
come on
sir
we gotta
go for
them
heretics
i will
take
crud
i agree
let's
advance
forward
yeah
maybe we'll
get another
25 meters
simsal
you remember
the briefing
about the
heretics
right
of course
i remember
the briefing
you're not
simsal
you're not
simsal
like you
could be
i thought
you said
no
proposition
for you
no
he
couldn't
he can't
pilot a
mech
yeah
i was
talking about
simsal
the night
pilot
not you
the world
trader
holy
shit
speaker's
gonna
fucking
come
into
our
house
turned out
playing the
genos is
what gets
you bullied
playing the
rogue trader
is what
gets you
bullied
speaker
this is
isn't playing
the rogue
trader
great
don't you
know
i did
holy
shit
holy
shit
silence
stephanie
listen
here
you
mustache
twirling
freak
i don't
understand
well you've
got it in
your head
that somehow
piloting
a night
is more
prestigious
than owning
your own
floating
spacefaring
country
does your
floating spacefaring
country have
guns
yes
they just
catch you
on the
ground
why not
russ
you are
so far
out of your
depth right
now
you see
russ
you didn't
take one
on a treat
you can't do
that right
now
you see
it's a
legit question
we haven't
gotten experience
points
don't get
expelled
for any
of this
i can't
buy it
do what
you wasted
on sir
did we get
some xp
at some
point
i don't
i actually
i don't
remember
we've done
multiple
sessions
sorry
sorry
sorry
i should
i should
point out
each of
you at
this exact
moment
should have
extra
experience
yeah
how much
you've
won away
oh my god
please
please
let it be
won away
how much
you know
what's funny
is i i do
have nine
xp listed
here so
it's 39
plus nine
no no
actually you
should all
have
thurston
can i make
a narrative
declaration
we only got
30 xp
that's what
thurston's
saying that
you should
have in
total 39
experience
yeah exactly
yeah that
makes that's
i did the
math behind
the scenes
for you
speaker i'm
a good
gm like
that oh
that only
that makes
sense yeah
thanks
that's
fucking
great
that's
fucking
awesome
i'm so
fucking
happy about
that
an opportunity
bruce points
at a door
up there
to the north
an opportunity
oh it's a duel
i heard it only
knocks once
he's taking
the initiative
as simsal rushes
forward
not just rushes
i'm like
i like
don't want to
laugh
in front of
alden
so like
i like
walk
i start
like
running
i want
to go
in like
a full
sprint
he just
fucking
just takes
off running
like
i see
i see
ruse
and him
arguing
and i'm
just like
i don't
need
this
and i
start
like
like
running
like
the
what's
the
one
cop
and
cladding
with
a
chance
of
meatballs
okay
well
you
make
your way
into
this
northern
portion
of the
facility
as
you
do
the
chamber
itself
is
fairly
large
a couple
of things
it
is
a
cylindrical
office
space
that you
find
yourself
coming
into
the
walls
are
lined
with
stacks
of
shady
alcoves
lit
only
by
flickering
glow
of
cogitators
that are
on standby
there are
cramped
workstations
in the
cylindrical
place
that are
for
dozens
of
scribes
that would
be
tracking
things
the
alcoves
are all
accessible
via
a sliding
ladder
fixed to
a rickety
railing
that traces
the room
circumference
as you
you come
in
you can
see
there are
all the
cogitators
seem
offline
however
five
people
who are
still at
their
desks
and as
you walk
past
you see
one guy
with a
battered
autogun
that raises
it as you
like come
across
oh
oh
oh
oh
now
now
sir
take
those
put them
on your
papers
who are
you
what's
this guy
look like
exactly
so he
looks like
a scribe
he has
robes
but he's
holding a
battered
autogun
he looks
like a
member of
the
administratum
who's been
handed a
gun
interesting
i'm still
he has
he has
a very
pale
look
the
gun
the
safeties
on
he's
got
a wide
slack
jawed
look
as he
stares
so
i'm
in the
doorway
right
so
i can
take
a
back
i can
take
a
step
back
and be
no
longer
in the
line
of
fire
yeah
absolutely
okay cool
so i'd like to
i'd like to just
be like
sir
okay step
back
i'm
sim
sim
sulman
and i
am
just
here
roose
yes sir
roose is an
enemy of the
imperium in
that room
oh you got
it sir
it will not
be alive any
longer
i charge
okay one
sec i turn
the corner
i'll stop
here so
in case you
want to do
anything
here here
here we're
like i doubt
we're even
gonna need to
do combat
for this
one sec
yeah he
will die
put this
guy here
just
just roll
a charge
attack on
him
sure thing
without
a single
question
oh wow
his defense
is one
i can really
tell that
brick he
played a lot
of first
edition dnd
uh i
yeah yeah
i did
i got seven
successes with
a dnd of
one two
shifts and i
crit with a
wrath so
uh here's
the crit
urndale's
teeth grinding
somewhere it's
really weird
all right oh
the crit is
visceral blow
crimson showers
the ground the
manifestly
spectacle of
spilled blood
in unsure
footing the
effect target
suffers one
mortal wound and
each character
engaged with the
target must pass
an agility test or
fall prone and
uh for every
glory i can do
more mortal wounds
and make them
suffer a shock
um and for
the damage i
rolled did not
really get anything
on the dice but
it's eight damage
ap minus one
okay um well
um a couple of
things here this
is an imperial
citizen they have
a grand total
resilience of
three um and
four wounds with
ragged clothing
um so this man
explodes you
rush into him
skewer him with
your ripper gun
like he like the
only sound that
he cut that he
comes away with
along with like a
slight audible
gasping which is
more like an
exhalation of
breath as you
like crush into
him um it is
the the click of
the gun that
doesn't even fire
because the
safety's on
i kind of adjust
my coats and
i'm just like
i dare
plebeian
i'll point a
gun at me
ruse looks at
the blood splatter
go out the
heretics
uh proud of
you ruse
what the hell
are you people
doing in there
proud heretics
uh
he points to
the obviously
not heretical
clothing
he
it's
shit i gotta
mute
look at this
man
if you want
to laugh
it's fine
we want to
hear the
laugh
we're good
yeah it's
it's
i'm
it's fine
i just think
ah
oh i i know
what we're gonna
do here
i know how
we're gonna
narrate this
this this
because i'm sure
there's a lot of
questions right
now a lot of
like like who
are these people
maybe from the
audience not
from you you're
all a bunch of
fucking psychopaths
um
uh
well we
know who
they are
how could
you tell
so um
what we're
gonna do
is um
like as
as as the
captain is
just like what's
going on in
there uh
we cut like
the camera like
cuts into
um
oh let's
go with
who's a who's
a good voice
who's a good
person for us
to go into
uh you know
what it's gonna
be it's gonna
be simsul uh
we're gonna like
some of the
stogie fugue
clears slightly
as we go back
to the briefing
oh no
uh i actually
unfortunately that
doesn't work
because i'm
knocked the
fuck out
because i was
punched
oh yeah that's
right
that's true
that's true
it's true
we cut we cut
back to simsul
lying fucking
unconscious
on the ground
and the camera
whip pans to
somebody
let me cut
back to this
this like person
who you've
you've just like
eviscerate
murdered
i feel like this
guy was important
for some reason
hmm
you look familiar
i don't know
where though
oh well
not important
so this man
is
you mentioned
that he is
visibly not
a heretic
so what does
that mean
is he
is he like
covered in
like ecclesiastical
he's like
has the robes
of an
administratum
clerk
uh with like
the the
administratum
symbol of
office and
everything
um with a
gun which you
can clearly tell
has the safety
on
and it's a
battered auto
gun
not any kind
of decent
quality
how was that
he did
point a gun
at me though
and that
is um
that is
disrespectful
to my
authority
what
as a
as a
as a member
of a
high-ranking
house
oh shut
the fuck
up
are you
kidding me
as the
only member
of a
high-ranking
house
you stupid
motherfucker
you stupid
motherfucker
i've got a
warrant of
trade
you understand
you understand
how many tears
above you
that is
you're a glorified
taxi driver to
me
should have
traded it for
a night
fight
i've got
peers that
own
entire
planets of
people like
you
maybe i'll
invest in
yours when
we're out of
here
and i'll
make your
new
heraldic
banner of
honor
a picture
handstakingly
painted
by the
many
luminous
menials
of your
distant
world
a perfect
realistic
picture
of
you
simsal
kissing
my
ass
i'll show
you luminous
i shine the
light in his
face
that is
bright though
it begins
captain
but two
can play
that game
captain
yes
do you actually
have the money
to buy his
planet
we still
don't have
old
bottle
guns
come on
i'll be
honest with
you i'm
six steps
away from
just opening
fire on
every vessel
that comes
within 25
feet of me
i'm i'm i've
been going
through some
rough times
so if i don't
have the money
i'll get the
money
all right
all right
yeah it's
all right
come here
it's okay
hang in
there
buddy
all right
that's good
thank you
i feel so much
lighter now
my big thick
stacked wallet
for the
hundred dollar
bill
yeah
all right
this man is
dead
can you bring
him back to
life
no he turned
into a pile of
gore i'm not a
miracle worker
i'm a genius
okay why the
hell not
you can take
his hand
you can take
his hand and
put inside your
chest like that
other guy
no wait
no that's gross
the fuck
i totally have
so much room
my hammer space
roose
hold on
there's a perfectly
good facility
right here
and eloisis will
just take an
armful of gore
mostly brain
matter that he
can manage
and just start
giddily hopping
over to the
servitor assembly
table
i'm gonna ask
i'm gonna ask
for a
difficulty
it's you know
what fuck you
it's a difficulty
eight medicaid
check there
there
that's what it
is
eight medicaid
check
yeah
all good
eldar homunculus
type thing you're
putting together
here
can i
how many glory
do we have
if three right
now you roll
first then you
you wrath
then you glory
that's true
order of operations
is important
when you're building
an eldar
homunculi thing
you wanna spin
all the three glory
order of operations
is important
you're right
it's a good thing
i failed math
many times
that's right
let's see what we
get
well that's pretty
bad actually
that's actually
five successes
that's not terrible
do you have a wrath
you have one
i do have one wrath
you can wrath
reroll
i'm gonna wrath
it
hold on
i hate this
chromebook
hold on
i'm trying to
figure out how
to right click
on this
the contents
huckers computer
blew up
so he had to
use his chromebook
so he's struggling
right
i'm being told
by the tech
priestesses
that it's almost
ready
which is a good
sign
for time
can you do it
for him please
yeah
yeah
could you just
do that for me
it's just
it's just being
oh wait
well um
i got it
i had to scroll
down
okay
there you go
one more
yeah
you only got
one more success
it's still six
though you
we have three glory
that you can roll
three d6s
roll it one at a
time so we can
just separate
correctly
nope
you gotta do
it all at once
no no i'm
saying separately
so the chat
gets it he's
gonna roll them
but for the chat
to register it
separately that's
what i'm meaning
oh okay okay
gotcha gotcha
gotcha okay
because all of
it groups up
in foundry
so just roll
one d6 at a
time total of
three
okay
oh that's a
six six seven
eight there you
go
you already
succeeded
let's see how
many extra you
get
uh-huh you do
you could shift
if you get
another six here
you could get
a shift
that's one
okay
uh two
all right
you just
succeeded
answer okay
well we got
enough
uh uh
hello
i live
somehow
why am i
not dead
roos an
enemy of the
imperium
no roos
fellowship
roll
thanks everybody
yes
let's wrap
and glory
for today
we had a really
good session
i can't wait
to see you all
next week
i can't wait
to see
yeah
we had a good
time i appreciate it
ricky
you're a true
addition to this
crew you're
everything i hope
you would add
i apologize that
i am not moving
the plot along
but i am having a
very good time
that's that's
all we care
about as long
it's what matters
laughing and having
a good time
it's a good
session so
thank you everybody
for watching uh
this lovely episode
of wrath and glory
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we'll extend to
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thanks so much for
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next time goodbye
bye
bye everybody