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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
Are you ready? Yo. This is not rap. Mad dog on the beat, yo. Peep it.
This is mad dog on the beat. Yeah. Mad Dog on the Beat. Now Mad Dog on the Beat. You wanna be in the beat?
Yo. I'm sitting in the K Bear studio with some six foot nine guy named Peaches. Oh, don't know what to talk about on the noon hour of madness and mayhem. So we just gonna be chilling here until Peaches finds out what he finna do. Yep.
What other things are goin' on in the Internet? Yep. Because life's boring, so there's really nothing to talk about. Period. Yo.
Mad dog on the beat. This rap beat kinda sucks. Did you find anything you wanna talk about? I did. Okay.
I'll shut up. The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. No Victor today. So, of course, the next best thing I would say sometimes, she's better than Victor.
Don't The Maddie kid. What is up, my guy? We need to have some sort of, like, sound bite on the board or something like that. Just, you know. I just do it.
When we had Russell here in the office, I had this from the game Bully. I am Russell. Fear me. The big dumb bully that was named Russell. That's beautifully fitting.
Of course, every single big character in any video game or movie ever has to be stupid. Right? Of course. When I when I was forced to read, Of Mice and Men, I was called Lenny relentlessly throughout my junior year of high school. Are you thinking about the rabbits, Peaches?
No. I'm not thinking about the rabbits. I do love how he just killed people in that movie. Spoiler alert. He did this one.
Spoiler alert for mice and men. Unknowingly, killed people in that movie. Yeah. What a tragic ending. Right?
Yeah. Oh, and also a tragic book. What's a what's a thing you've, like, read or watched that you're like, man, that ending sucked? You know, I'll hit I'll hit you with the classics like Old Yeller or The Redfern Crows. You know, those are just really sad, you know, like You haven't seen anything recent, have you?
We talked about your, I saw the new Final Destination. Is that count? Your inability to watch movies. Yeah. Your inability to watch anything.
At least you're not like Victor who fell asleep watching, the new, Ari Aster movie in the theater. In the theater? He's watched that he's he's gotten gotten to that level of old man where if he's in a dark room, he's in a comfy chair, he's out. You know, I I was gonna say, falling asleep on your couch and watching a movie is one thing, but snoozing out in a movie theater? I can't.
I I need absolute silence. I need I need absolute darkness. You know, not a crowd. I cannot fall asleep around a lot of people. It makes me just a little uncomfortable.
Now I can't fall asleep without my CPAP either. I need to have that machine with me. Otherwise, I don't know. I feel like if I if I woke up after napping without it, my throat would be all messed up. I wouldn't have slept.
I stopped breathing throughout the entire time. Take it to you with take it with you to the movie theater. Sure. You're like, I watch a new movie. Gonna pop in my CPAP.
Enjoy. Now they would just hear white noise. They wouldn't hear me snore. I don't think I snore anymore just because of all the air being shoved down my my mouth. Yeah.
That'll do her. Right. Right. They'll they'll yeah. They'll just hear a run.
They look over and you're just passed out with a CPAP on your face. But for those who weren't tuned in when Maddie was on, a previous noon hour or my show that you didn't, you just revealed that you didn't you haven't watched any, like, any movies at all. Yes. The esteemed episode, Maddie Kidd versus the top 100 IMDB movie list. Yeah.
That's that's on Peach's Pit Party. Is that the Peach's Pit Party podcast? Or is that the noon hour? Noon hour. Let me check.
I can look it up right now. Also, breaking news. I saw earlier this morning is that Chuck E. Cheese was arrested. I'm not kidding.
The mascot. Crazy how people change. We talked about that off the air. And one thing we didn't talk about I think it was the Peaches Pit Party episode, by the way, because you joined during To Peach Thrown. Because there was that, that question that I asked about, what's it called?
What movie have you not seen that shocks other people? Oh, yes. I do recall now. Mhmm. I do recall.
That's my longest podcast episode, I think, recently. It's about forty five minutes. Wow. So Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. But, no. Chuck e, the there's a new Chuck e Cheese adult arcade. Nice. That's being built.
It's kinda like their competition now to Dave and Buster's. That's all that it is. What makes an adult arcade an adult arcade? Is it just like You can drink now. Oh, wow.
So you don't have to hide it anymore. Even though I like the regular Chuck E. Cheese, you wanna drink more because there's a whole bunch of kids that you have to watch. Sometimes you gotta be a little liquored up for such activities. Yeah.
I I I decided not to drink at all, and I think I'll regret it in the future when I have those annoying kids running around. Hey. It's alright. It's ain't never too late crack open a brewskaboom. Jeez.
But the, they're opening up a spin off aimed at adults called Chuck's Arcade. Chuck's Arcade. Okay. Where is it gonna be built? Oh, it says here 10 are open so far.
Really? At shopping malls across The United States, aren't shopping malls kind of failing thanks to your your generation? Probably. You know? I mean, RIP, the Pocatello Pine Ridge Mall.
I'm blaming your your, youth Hater. That's I'm blaming you. He's a he's a hater. I'm now the old man. I'm nearly 30.
Hey. It's alright. And I'm saying that these young kids, they don't go outside anymore. You know, Peaches, next thing we know, like, ten years down the line, there's gonna be a little a little iPad teenager adult person, and we can trash on them. Oh, sure.
We'll just keep the cycle going. Didn't gen gen a start? Or is there gen beta now too afterwards or after that? I don't know. It makes me feel old.
It makes me wanna cry. So I I'll just wait for it. Wait ten years when you're my age. It's it's awful. All I know is that there's Gen Z and then there's Generation Alpha because they're like the Skibbity toilet era.
They're like the Skibbity toilet era. Everyone blames Skibbity toilet on Gen Z, but no. It is Generation Alpha. It is that brain rot. It's that YouTube Kids type stuff with like the comedically large sticky iPad.
We didn't have that, Peaches. We had Windows XP computers and iPods with no camera on it. So I was nine in 02/2005. There was no iPads back then. Well, I wasn't even alive.
IPads actually, when was the iPad created? When was the iPad invented? 02/2009, 02/2010. 02/2010. Yeah.
The first iPad was announced on 01/27/2010, and the Wi Fi model was released on 04/03/2010. My parents didn't even have Wi Fi till, like, way later after that. I I remember my friend Bobby was playing Animal Crossing on the Wii with our other friend Bryce. Oh my god. On the GameCube.
No. On the Wii? No. Yeah. On the Wii attachment to the GameCube.
Yep. Yep. So, like, no. There was Animal Crossing City Folk that came out on the Wii. And there was, like, that whole mic you have to attach on the top of your TV.
So if your friend said something completely crass, it would just blast through the whole lip the whole family room in my place. Luckily, my friend, Bryce, he was, quite the opposite. He was one of those dudes that listened to classical music and just Wow. Was very, very, well mannered. He seems like a very chill fella.
Yeah. And so shout out to PeachPod, my former my former Animal Cross, city. Always always in our thoughts, in our minds. My mom used to get really upset when, neighbors would move in that game. Really?
And then the neighbors she hated, she would push around to aggravate them and drive them out of the town because there was some that had some attitudes. They were just mean for no reason. Mama Peach going crazy on the pictures. She she went nuts. She would go fishing all the time.
She would catch bugs all the time. I would go into her house, and then she would have cages upon cages of all these different bugs and she would sell them for, like Mama peaches. A 100,000 bells and she had, like, millions of bells towards the end. My mom was a was a crazy woman on Animal Crossing. Bug trafficking ring.
What can I say? There's the title of this podcast. It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches. I am Mad Dog.
Mad Dog. Have you ever bought anything and you plan to have it for the rest of your life? Like, anything not, like, huge, just an everyday product. It's a very loaded question. Because I I found this, subreddit that's, pretty unique.
It's called r slash buy it for life. Okay. And I came across this post that was just on my home screen talking about this one dude. We talked about it off there. This one guy said, I've had this pencil box since kindergarten.
I'm 33. And your mom is a, fifth grade teacher? She is. Do those kids have pencil boxes anymore? I think so just because from what I've seen from the couple of times I've been in a classroom since I was in sixth grade is they moved the desks from like that enclosed thing.
Because, you know, like, you have your desk and you could put your, like, books and stuff under it. But they moved it from instead of it being like one solid chunk of metal, it's now like kind of like a grate. So if you, like, put anything smaller than the gaping hole square, in it, it'll fall through. So I I think they do, but pencil bags are also hip with the kids. Oh, okay.
Along with, We're learning something new here. Yeah. Like the little, like, cylindrical pencil holders. So Back when I was in the fifth grade, I became obsessed with mechanical pencils. Really?
I had all different ones and I actually, this is terrible for me to admit. My teacher told me that, what's it called? I couldn't use them anymore. And he had he kept me after class to tell my parents, like, to tell my mom who was picking me up at the time that I had to move back to regular pencils. So I went home, and I had one of those stupid little radios.
And I put on Bad Day by Daniel Powder. Of course. And I was just like so I was, like, cussing him out, but not really but not really cussing him out because I was in the fifth grade. I didn't know any bad words. Freak.
Yeah. So I was saying, like, all these, like, you suck, mister Wynne. Oh, take that. Take that. Sorry.
I'm sorry. That sucks. No. It's it was just fifth grade me going through it, you know. I can't use my mechanical pencils.
But, you know, shout at mister Wynne. He was a different teacher back then. You know, he wouldn't, if he were to do that type of things if he did the types of things he did back then now, he would totally be just, you know You know that. Out of the school. That's very true.
He's too aggressive to be a teacher. But now but now he's a principal of a completely different, elementary school. Good for him. And he's changed his ways. He apologized to me.
I I I visited him, like, a couple years ago, and I have a whole because I was the same height as him back when I was 10. He's about five foot eight. So I was the same height as him back then, and he was like, I have a student who's now, like, eye to eye with me. That's weird. And yeah.
And it you know that was on his mind. Yeah. Man, I should have told him about his mechanical pencils. No. It wasn't it wasn't anything like that.
It was just kinda like he was trying his, best to keep me paying attention. Because I was that kid just focusing on pencils. I was trading with other students. That's crazy. I was obsessed with them back in the day.
I get it. I was part of the, Pokemon card trade in third grade. Pokemon card trade. And I was I was the top dog, Peaches. When I tell you I'm I was the top of the class Pokemon card collector.
I had the binder with all of the Pokemon cards in it and I had like You have the trapper keeper? Yes. I had the trapper keeper and I had like a page protector with the individual slots Uh-huh. To put your Pokemon cards in. I had that for baseball cards years ago.
It was so fire and I my mom, she used to barter with me when I was in third grade about like doing things where if you do this, I will, you know, we can go get this or something like that. Just because I had a really bad problem with like task management. Anyways, so I found my way across the the Pokemon card trainer terrain and found myself on the top. And, it they had a banned Pokemon cards that year because it just got too much. There's so many students that were trying to take down the top dog.
I was the top dog. Wow. No one could compete. And they would battle me in Pokemon and I would beat them. And we'd do bets where if you lose, you have to give them the card.
I I'm I I just realized something about my story that I'm Google searching right now. You you remember those CDs? Now that's what I call music. Yes. It was that CD that had Bad Day from Daniel Powder on it.
It had, like, Move Along from, the All American Rejects. It's like the emo version of it. And I was just, like, all mad. I I think I think I had a map of The United States on my wall, and I put mister Wynne on the East Coast in my cell phone where I lived. That's some evil stuff.
Tell him to move across the country. You have a dartboard and you're like, alright, mister Wynne. I was like, get out. Yeah. Teach him.
Yeah. Teach him. Maddie, I think we, missed our opportunity to play Marvel rivals with the guys in Sleep Theory. Did you ever let, Colin follow you on Instagram? Yeah.
Yeah. And I have him added on Steam. It doesn't look it looks like he unfollowed you, I think. I checked. No.
Did he unfollow me too? Dude, don't break my heart right now. I will start tripping. Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see if he still follows me. He still follows me, but it doesn't look like he follows you at all. Oh my god. I'm gonna crash out. Yeah.
I typed in you the first part of your username and no users found. Colon unfollowed you from Instagram. I'm gonna put that on my gravestone. This is my fourteenth reason why. And, It's okay.
Yeah. It's okay. Do you have any funeral music? Yeah. Can you play In the Arms of the Angel by that one gal?
I got you. Thank you. Alright. Wait. Let me look it up.
I have, I really I just need some time to mourn because this has just, like, been really hard for me, you know, like Okay. Here we go. Thank you. If you need me, I will be at my desk being sad. But a rock star unfollowed you R I on Instagram.
R I P, my rock star Instagram follow. No. Yo. Twenty twenty five. Twenty twenty five.
Always in our thoughts, hearts, and minds. You know, I thought we had a real connection. Like, you know, like, it's just been really hard. And I thought I thought we was homey. I thought we would hop on the rivals and I thought we would take that big w together.
But here I am, one less follower and one less breath. You know? Like, it's really hard. So Memories I think I just need some time to recover from this. You know?
Only the real ones know. You know? And I just don't know how I can move on from such a traumatic event. And I'm waiting for everybody to tune in right at this exact moment and wonder what on earth is going on. And, like, I just it meant a lot to me, you know, and when a rock star unfollows you, you really have to take a minute to look in the mirror and ask yourself, why?
You suck. I don't know where we were going with this. I'm giving you I'm giving you I'm giving you But that that that was quiet. I'm sorry. I tried my best.
But there's only so much you could say. Do you wanna just message him the crying emoji. Yeah. I'll message him. So what are we?
If you're just now tuning in, Colin from Sleep Theory followed and then unfollowed Maddie on Instagram. At least he was thinking about me. He saw your profile. I was like, who who's this? And he just got rid of you right then and there.
Oh. It's okay. Maybe one day we'll meet in another lifetime playing Marvel rivals, you know. Maybe you would say this is a fallout. I you see I tied in.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Snaps. Snaps.
Yeah. It's tough out here, folks. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem, Maddie is still distraught. Heartbroken peaches. By by Colin unfollowing her on Instagram.
Maybe it's because your content is not all that frequent. I don't know. Dude, I haven't posted on Instagram in over a year. So And you've been posting on your other account. My my my secret account.
Your secret account. Yes. Yes. Yes. I have.
Maybe if he followed that one, he'd stay. Should listeners follow you on your regular account or do you wanna keep that private? I don't care. Just plug the username if you want to. The the user is please period pass period the period salt.
And don't expect much because I haven't posted it in over a year. But you can well, I was gonna say you can DM her but that's gonna be kinda weird. We're gonna get some weird people. Need some weirdos that will probably be like, hey Ain't my first heard you on the noon hour. My first rodeo.
But I have been planning a photo shoot for my Instagram comeback. Okay. Are you ready to hear about it? Dude, I'm all ears. Let's go.
So, you know, I'm a proud owner of two Subaru Outbacks. K? Oh, good. Thank you. Thank you.
So what I was gonna do is I was gonna take Subaru number one, Subaru number two. I was gonna go up to the mountains, like, kind of back behind the foothills, park them like this, and then I'm gonna be in full cowboy getup gear. K. Cowboy hat. I'm thinking lasso.
I'm thinking chaps. I'm thinking vest. K. We take the pic. I put the caption Subaru Wrangler.
And that's all I got so far. I was trying to find, the Arthur Morgan soundbites, but there's there's none on this page here. What? I think it's because I'm not on Victor's specific page because his is completely full. Mine is just full of dumb things like, Kill John Lennon.
There's that. Kill John Lennon. There's, Woke up a little off today. I can tell that something's wrong. Yeah.
Victor used to be that guy that would call out sick quite a lot. And so I'd play that. Hey. He wouldn't call out sick. He would show up and be like, I'm a little bit off.
And so that's that's that's what gave birth to that one. Give birth. It was also like so we used to have a a we'll give you some k Bear I'll give you some k Bear history. We used to have this guy named Howie Rock. Okay.
And his catchphrase was always, hang on. And so for some reason, this just popped up in my head and I made it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang hang hang on.
Hang hang. Get out of here. That's beautiful. I don't know why I made that. Oh, that's funny.
And then we also have Jade's car. It was youth, you know? Yes. Of course. Back in my twenties.
20. Whenever it's Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Yeah. And also anytime someone wins, you know, a contest.
Settle break good times. Come on. There's that one or there's Let me sweep the pain. You sweep the pain. And then, then, of course, anytime somebody loses You get nothing.
You lose. You lose. Good day, sir. Yep. I do recall.
Thank you for the soundboard, Tor. I appreciate it. Yeah. And then anytime I barrel over the top of Victor or hear barrel barrels over the top of me, we do Shut up when I'm talking to you. Shut up.
Not barrel it over me. I'll add that one too. Just you yelling that. I gotcha. Well, we we can work I was gonna talk about this cat, but forget about it.
We already you know, we got we'd spent a lot of our time messing with sound bites. Poop. Poop. The noon hour of Madness of Mayhem is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com.