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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
So I'm fairly good at predicting what Peaches is gonna use for his question of the day for the peach their own because I know how he finds them. And I'm guessing today, he'll be all over this one because it's right up his alley. What's a saying that you hate? Because Peaches I don't know if you've listened to him before, I would assume. But there are a lot of sayings that drive peaches up the wall.
Like, when I saw this question pop up, I'm like, are there any that I really can't stand? And there have to be. I just can't think of them right now. So I figured we'd go through some of the responses and see whether I agree or disagree on these sayings. But, yeah, I'm sure Peaches will have a lot to say about this one.
He's got a variety of phrases that just make him nuts. Alright. I don't wanna hear excuses. Alright. That one, I think it depends on the situation.
There can be situations where there's a valid excuse for something, but if you just got somebody who's always putting the blame on everybody else and always has an excuse for everything, can accept responsibility that, you know, drives me way more nuts than the phrase, I don't wanna hear excuses. Now if you feel like you have an excuse and someone says that to you, that's gonna make you a little bit crazy because, yeah, there might be something that needs to be said. But again, often enough, I've I've dealt with people over the years who, you know, it's always everybody else's fault. Won't take any responsibility themselves, and that makes me nuts. Way worse than that phrase.
What else do we got here? Okay. This one does drive me crazy. Yep. Everything happens for a reason.
Somebody always tells you that when something like really horrible has happened and, you know, great if you, can brush things off through that statement. Maybe, you know, you you believe everything happens for a reason. I think there's a lot of random and chaotic stuff that happens and, there are some things that happen that go well if there's a reason for that it's gotta be a pretty terrible one. So just because, everything happens for a reason doesn't mean that's something you need to say. Alright.
Don't remind me. Yeah. Not a fan of that one. So alright. It only took 2 for me to find one that I did not like.
Alright. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Y'all need to learn how to, take a break. Y'all need to relearn need to learn how to relax a bit. Not real learn.
I need to learn how to speak a bit. But yeah. Maybe there were times in my life where I was all jacked up on work work work. Yeah. I'm getting things done.
All I do is work. I was working 2 jobs driving a long way to both of them. Like, I'm doing what I need to do to get I pretty much was doing what I needed to do in order to pay the bills, but it was certainly nothing to be proud of. Should be able to work a even though it's too long, a 40 hour week, and then have some time to relax. Nothing wrong with relaxing, kicking back.
I will encourage that to the end of time. I have been thoroughly enjoying relaxing time. Now there are times when I start feeling a little bit guilty about it. Like, dude, get out there and deal with those leaves. But, hey, you know, I'm getting to be older.
Gotta kick back in the recliner on a, you know, Sunday and just fall asleep at, like, noon for a few hours. Oh, okay. I do hate this one. That's the way we've always done things. That's the radio mantra.
You don't know how many times I've heard that from old managers. That's the way it's always been done. Oh, well, maybe that's why it sucks. Maybe we should try something new. That's the way it's always been done is the ultimate curse of radio.
And anybody who's worked in the business has heard that one from somebody. Jeez. Okay. What else do we have here? Just to be positive that well, some people don't like to hear that because they're very negative all the time and they have a hard time with it.
The more positive you can stay, the better your life is going to be. And it can be tough. Trust me. I've gone through some times when I've felt insanely negative, and I had a good excuse for feeling negative. No excuses.
No. I I think I was justified in feeling very negative. But when you flip it around and get yourself into a positive mind state, focus on the good things, you're going to have a better time. If you just wander this planet in a negative state, your life's gonna suck. So I don't mind just be positive.
Now if somebody said it after some kind of horrible event or, like, everything happens for a reason, just be positive. Then then you might have a reason to get mad, but, you you know, if somebody just kinda cranky in general and you're like, dude, we you you just need to cheer up a little bit. Not somebody dealing with, like, depression. Alright? That's something else that needs to be potentially dealt with by a professional.
But somebody who's just, you know, cranky. They're just always cranky. Stop it. Just be positive. Alright.
Let's see here. I tell it like it is or I'm a straight shooter. Yeah. You know, sometimes you don't need to do that. K?
Because telling it like it is is your opinion, and you might be cranky, and your thoughts might not be valid. Just because you feel like you're telling it like it is doesn't mean that you're making any improvements on the world by spewing your thoughts out there. I see a lot of telling it like it is on social media, and it's like, well, you know, none of that is true. You clearly believe it, but you're, you're potentially, you know, skewing people's, like, normal thought process. You're scrambling their brains with your telling it like it is.
Alright? Knock it off. Okay. This thread's starting to annoy me. There are a lot of sayings that I don't like.
Okay. Let's see here. Stop being angry. It solves nothing. Well, hey.
There are times when being angry is justified, you know, like we talked about earlier. But let's see. This person says doesn't mean my feelings of anger should be invalidated. Sometimes it's healthy to let out your emotions and feel angry rather than bottling it up. Now I have poor emotion management.
Thanks, mom and dad. It depends what you're being angry about. You know, some people get angry about stupid, stupid things, and they need to be told, hey. You know? Maybe you need to talk to a professional.
You're angry about the dumbest crap all the time. Shut up. You're driving everybody crazy. Anger spreads. You might have somebody who's totally calm and you you're just spreading your anger out of them.
Next thing you know, they're mad. Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna close this thread because it's making me annoyed. I was just reading some online complaints.
I mean, that's what online's all about nowadays. Now somebody was, talking about the Redfang album, Arrows, and how they don't like the sound of it. Don't like the production. Said I love this album. It's an enjoyable throwback to some serious adjacent garage y, stoner rock, but the production is garbage, and I've never seen an adequate explanation.
2 explanations for this situation when a band has an album with terrible production. 1, bad luck or couldn't afford, you know, to get in and record at a quality studio. Or 2, they did it deliberately because they think their fan base doesn't want anything that sounds super polished. There have been a number of bands over the years that I love the songs, and I just go, man, I wish that this was produced in a more polished way. And I get it.
That's not cool to some scenes. But bad production or lofi maybe it depends. Like, black moth super rainbow deliberately lofi the production works. But, you know, when you're talking about, like, sludge bands or black metal bands, sometimes it just sounds terrible, especially black metal bands. Black metal bands, they, like, turn the reverb up on everything, make it sound like, you know, they recorded in a cave, and it it just sounds terrible.
The best black metal albums I've heard are pretty well produced. You know, they don't have that reverb up on everything echo going on. Like, most of the emperor albums, the later ones, they sound really good. Mayhem's grand declaration of war is really good. You start getting into bands like Demoborgir or Behemoth, which I I guess Behemoth is black metal.
I'm sure the black metal community would be like, behemoth. But, I I like the production on those. They sound really good. You listen to old mayhem. It's it's garbage.
I can't even sit through it. Same goes for, old emperor. At least the old emperor songs, the actual songs themselves are are better. I don't know. I mayhem, I think those old songs, people just listen to it because of, you know, all the chaos that surrounded that band.
But, yeah, in the sludge world, you know, those old elder albums. I love the songs. I just wish that the production was a little bit better. You know? Sometimes if you don't have, like, the bass guitar dialed in right for the studio, if you have a lot of distortion on it and I don't know.
It just doesn't mix well or something. But yeah. I would encourage you as a band to make your sound as polished as possible. I know for, like, punk bands oh, no. We gotta have that dirty garage sound.
No. You don't have to. More people will like your music if you polish it up a bit. Get into a studio where they can make it sound nice and slick. It's the same songs.
They'll just be more appealing to the ears of the average person. You know, gritty sound, gritty, dirty production. I can get into it, but the the masses, they're they're not gonna easily acclimate to those kind of sounds. So it's my tip for you today, local bands, in the studio as polished as possible. Sorry.
You know? Yeah. Victor's poser, man. Yeah. I know.
Well, it's about breakfast time at the time I'm doing this live and recording this show. Let's talk about eating boogers. Some people might have just flipped the radio station immediately. Okay. Well, there's a video going around of former green bay packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Who's he playing for now? The jets? Well, anyway, I talk often enough about how there are cameras everywhere. If you're playing in a professional football game, there are definitely cameras on you pretty much at all times, especially if you're the quarterback. Now I watched the video where people are claiming that Aaron Rodgers ate his boogers.
He says, I've actually never eaten my boogers. That's one thing I'm very proud of. So I watched the video. Now the picking the nose part, I don't know if I'd call that picking his nose. Looks kinda like he's got an itch or something.
But then he does kinda look like he put something in his mouth, which is weird. But I don't know if I'd break this down to being booger eating. Alright? Aaron Rodgers has a beard and a mustache. If anything, it looks like he might have some kind of food stuck in his mustache close to his nose, and he pulled the little crumb out.
Maybe it was a piece of cookie. A little bit of cheese. I don't know. But I don't think it was boogers. Maybe, yeah.
I don't know. I I think, likely a piece of cheese seems to be the the best guess. Alright, guys. He probably just had Mitch. Alright?
But it's funny to think about him. You know, picking out a little bit of leftover and just having a little snack on the sidelines there. See the sometimes you don't want to be famous. You know, a lot of people, they make online content, things like that. I wanna be a star.
Them people are always watching you. And if you do something weird, people are gonna accuse you of eating boogers. Alright? Just keep that in mind as you're trying to make that viral content. Alright.
Time for my obligatory daily reminder that you need to get out and vote. Peaches said yesterday he was getting annoyed with people saying get out and vote. Oh, I can't stand hearing it. Shut up and get out and vote. I'm gonna say it every day until the election, but we've only got 1 week to go, so you're not gonna hear about it that many more times for me.
But you can go early vote right now. Now I think early voting might end soon. I wanna say potentially on the first. Don't quote me on that. Call up your local elections office to find out.
But in the meantime, get your ID, get your proof of residency, some type of utility bill. You can register to vote at the polls. And if you wanna early vote, you can do so now. Otherwise, day of, bring that stuff with you to your polling place. And, yeah, get your vote going on.
Alright? We got the presidential election, but, of course, lots of local initiatives, lots of local races. So, you know, it's very important that you make your voice heard. Don't let anybody type my vote doesn't matter. It absolutely does.
Without question, your vote matters. Don't let people that's why so many people don't vote. They've been convinced by people that don't want them to vote that their vote doesn't matter. If everybody voted who is eligible, who knows what would happen when it comes to our elections. But there are so many people that have just been, and I've been there.
I've felt like my vote doesn't matter before, but I've taken a look at the big picture. And ultimately, if everyone who thinks that way was to go, oh, you know what? I'm gonna get out and vote anyway. Again, who knows what the results would be like? So let's let's try to change the mentality.
Alright? And it's certainly very important to vote in our local elections. Alright? Those are only based right here in east Idaho or statewide. Your vote absolutely counts.
So get registered, get out, and vote. And, yes, in a week, I'll stop saying that. K? Because then it'll be over. But until then, please get out and vote.
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So make sure to tune in and check it out. I hope you enjoy it. Alright. Looking around online. Folks being asked, what's an event you will never attend?
Alright. The first one that comes to mind for me is like a political rally. Especially, you know, for certain candidates. I can't imagine going and listening to them just babble on and on. Oh, what a nightmare.
That's not the most popular answer on this thread. The most popular answer would be New Year's Eve New Year's Eve in Times Square. Yeah. If you gotta wear a diaper to go to an event, that's that's no good. Alright?
I think we talked about New Year's Eve in Times Square last week. It just does not look pleasant. The weather's garbage. It's all cold. You're standing around for hours.
The music is awful, and you have to wear a diaper. And it probably takes forever to get out of there. I tell you what. In front of my couch watching that ball drop, that's that's where it's at. Can't imagine being out there in person.
That would just be, terrible. What else do we have here? Timeshare presentation. Alright. No matter how enticing the free vacation sounds, I refuse to sit through hours of high pressure sales tactics while some overly friendly rep tries to convince me I need a lifetime vacation plan.
I have sat through a timeshare presentation in Mexico, and I'd say it was worth it. They gave us a free meal. It was pretty delicious. It was a really good meal and then got a bunch of free tickets to a whole bunch of different attractions and stuff like that, and we didn't have to buy the time share. They definitely put the pressure on for sales.
They were good salespeople, but it did pay off. I don't know if I'd recommend sitting through them always because I've read a lot of horror stories online about things not paying off, but I I mean, it did work for me. I don't know if I'd do it again, but, you know, the kids had fun due to some of the things we've got tickets for. So I've I've sat through worse. Yeah.
Think back to school. A full day of school? Timeshare wasn't that long. High school reunion. I I think I would go to a high school reunion, I think.
Next year would be my 25th anniversary of, graduating from high school. I wonder if they're gonna do one. They've never done one. As far as I know, they were were gonna do 1 1 year, and I think I might have helped, ruin the event because I was trashing on it online. They were gonna hold it at the, like, country club, and I'm like, that's not where my crew hangs.
You know? Nobody from high school that I went to gonna be hanging out at the country club. Come on. We were all the the poor kids. Come on now.
Country club. Get out of here with that. But if they held the high school reunion now? Would I I don't know. Would I have to dress nice?
When I think of the country club, it seems like you gotta wear, like, golf clothes. You know? I don't like rolling into a place where I need to dress that way. I don't want it to wear a suit to high school reunion. Alright?
Think we should roll in looking how we do on a normal day to day basis, which I dress the same way I did in high school. So even at work even at work, I'm still dressed just like I was back in high school. What else do we have here tupperware party they don't have those anymore do they maybe I mean if they did I wouldn't go Yeah. Discount, plastic dishes. You can pick those up anywhere nowadays.
You don't need to, go for a party go to a party for it. Destination wedding. Well, that would depend if the bride and groom were gonna pay. If I had to pay, nope. Not happening because I can't afford it.
If I was rich, yeah, I'd go, but I'm a radio guy. There are, like, 3 people making good money in radio. This guy ain't one of them. Just a regular old radio guy right here. Howard Stern's still taking all of the money.
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Did you take part in a TikTok viral check fraud scheme? I gotta tell you. Anybody who would take advantage of an ATM scam because they saw it on TikTok? You gotta know you're going to jail. Right?
You can't just steal money from an ATM just because it's a glitch. Apparently, what was going on, somebody posted a TikTok video showing that if you wrote a check to yourself and put it into a Chase Bank ATM and then immediately withdraw the funds, You could get the cash before the check bounced. And so I mean, there was one guy who deposited a $335,000 check and apparently got $291,000 back in cash. How much money do they put in these ATM machines? Anyway yeah.
All these people are, in a lot of trouble because that is theft. Just because you see something online doesn't mean you can do it. Okay? The bank is also demanding the defendants cover their legal fees and other expenses relating to the lawsuits. Yeah.
Looks like a lot of people in a little bit of trouble there. I mean, it should be common sense that if you steal money from an ATM, it's a crime. Right? I don't know. People be dumb.
People be dumb. Japan's bullet train is celebrating its 60 year anniversary. Yeah. For 60 years in Japan, you could take a high speed train, that goes upwards of 200 miles an hour to get where you need to be. It's awesome.
Why don't we have this here? Again, this is 60 years old, and we're still stuck doing things the old fashioned way. I can you imagine if we had bullet train lines all over the country? It'd be amazing. It'd be so great.
And I'm right now trying to budget out just to be able to go see a concert in Vegas, and it's it's stressing me up because, you know, gas money that's expensive happened to be there on the weekend when hotels are the most expensive that I've ever seen them. So annoying Should have plotted differently to go to this particular tour. Plenty of other cities. I would have much rather drove to, you know, Denver or Phoenix or something if I had known every person who's into cars was going to be in Vegas that weekend for the CEMA show. Ugh.
Such an idiot. But, you know, we got the concert tickets, so we gotta go deal with it. Guess we'll just eat it on a crappy hotel. Nothing like having to pay tons of money for a terrible hotel. Ugh.
I hate that. Anyway, I need a bullet train. I need a bullet train that goes to the other side of the country. K? Would it be as aggravating as dealing with air travel?
Probably. We'd have to deal with the same idiots here trying to pack guns onto the bullet train, showing up at security with, you know, fake grenades and this and that. And that's probably why we don't have a bullet train. The airline industry's, yeah, hassle enough, and I'm guessing passengers have just ruined it for us. Anyway, congrats to Japan on the 60 year anniversary.
Speaking of things that are expensive, housing in many areas of California. You know, we don't got it so bad when you look at places like San Jose. Somebody's offering up a spot under the stairs, $250 a month. They also would like you to do some light chores. This is essentially living like Harry Potter.
Mhmm. I'm I'm looking at a picture of it here. There's not even a door. They have, like, a shower curtain that covers up the bottom of the stairs. Perhaps you could put a cot there and nothing else.
$250. And you gotta do chores. This is a 3 by 10 foot area. And it it's real. And sadly, someone will probably rent it.
I don't know. The type of person who'd be willing to live under the stairs. Do you want them as a roommate? I've got an under the stairs space, and it's even got carpet. It's nice.
And a door. I I do need extra money. You know? Things are real tight. Anybody know anyone who's not a complete psychopath who'd wanna live under my stairs?
I'll go the same rate, 250. But you can even use the, basement living room, which has a TV, and, there's a PlayStation 3 in there. You know, it's not a PlayStation 4 or 5, but you can game. There's a treadmill that I never use. I think 2.50 a month.
I I'm probably being too nice if I allow the usage of the basement living room. I gotta up the rate here. You are still living under the stairs, but, hey, there's a lot of other space there. Yeah. But then the weirdos are gonna bring other weirdos over.
That's one of the reasons I don't have a roommate because I don't know what friends somebody might bring to my house. Alright? I'll just sit there and just eat the mortgage. Yeah. Sucks, but gotta do what you gotta do.
Right? Freak news powered by Grease Monkey. Voted Idaho's best oil change. We'll be right back. For whatever reason, the Midwest never screams farms to me, and I certainly don't think of farms when I think of Minnesota, Bloomington.
Bloomington is where my sister lives. It's where my, grandparents lived, where my mom was born and lived. And I don't remember ever seeing a farm in Bloomington. Bloomington is like a suburb of Minneapolis. Minneapolis, a big major city, one of the biggest cities in the country.
Apparently, there are farms, and apparently, sheep rustling. Still a thing. Yeah. If I see a sheep rustling story, I certainly think, okay. This is gonna be taking place out west.
What? Montana? Idaho? Nevada? No.
Bloomington, Minnesota. A woman was found walking down the street with a dog on a leash and a sheep on a leash. Officers seeing a sheep walking down the road were probably like me. What's going on here? So they pull over.
Hey. Where'd you get the sheep? She's like, oh, I, I purchased it. And they're like, well, you know, we recently had a guy down the road say that someone stepped over the fence, put a leash on a sheep, and then pulled them through the fence and took off. So, the sheep's okay.
She had apparently also stole a bunny rabbit from somewhere. You know, we've had recent cattle wrestling stories and this and that. It's just I don't know. When I think of that, I think of the early 1900, late 1800. I think of red dead redemption 2.
Do you do any cattle wrestling in that one? I know in the first red dead, you do you probably do. You'd think I'd remember, but, anyway, just wanted to let you know. Like many other stories I've talked about recently, there are cameras everywhere. Everywhere.
K? You're not gonna be able to get away with stealing sheep inside of a city. Alright? Someone's gonna have you on camera. People should just give up on any of these type of crimes that could involve a neighbor's camera catching you.
And, I mean, what's she gonna do? Sell the sheep or did she just really want a sheep? Well, according to the article, sheep cost about $500, this particular kind of sheep. So you just gotta save up, you know, get a jab. What's up?
It's Victor Wilt, and I would just like to remind everybody to try to keep some sanity for the next week. It's getting wild out there. People are getting really dumb. Did we talk about people burning mailboxes and ballot boxes yesterday? I think we did.
In Oregon, in the Portland area, there was a ballot box lit on fire. According to my daughter, there was also one in Vancouver, Washington. I thought they were the same, but she says they were 2 different ones. Either way, at least one ballot box burned in the Portland, Oregon, Vancouver, Washington area. And then in Phoenix, somebody lit a mailbox on fire.
Now I was watching a video of someone getting dragged out of an, elections office because they were encouraging people to stay in the early voting line just over and over and block the line to discourage people from voting. Like, just let people get in, make their vote, and do it yourself and move along with your day. This should not be such an aggravating process. People have gotta settle down a little bit. None of these activities are helping anything.
You're just aggravating people. And, I mean, the charges you can face for doing something like burning a ballot drop off box or burning a mailbox, it's serious, serious charges. I don't know what the charges are for disrupting an election procedure by not letting people get in line, but I would imagine it's it's something. It's some kind of charge. Is an election worth going to jail over?
Make your vote and get out. Alright. Make your vote. Go home. Sit here like the rest of us.
Wait for the results. And I should probably preemptively remind everybody to not get crazy regarding results. For 1, we'll probably all end up being okay. Right? So you hope.
But number 2, we're probably not gonna know the results right away due to all of the, well, I almost said a word you're not supposed to say on the radio. We'll just say due to all the garbage that's going around with this election in general. You know? I I think they're gonna probably be counting and recounting. We probably won't know the results for at least a few days.
I mean, I hope we just get them night of so we can move along with our lives, but I have a feeling based on how the last one went, it's gonna be a stupid headache for a while afterwards. So try to stay calm. K? Be rational with your friends, your family, your neighbors, fellow, you know, humans on social media. Don't light anything on fire.
Don't disrupt anything. Don't start any fights. Don't intimidate people. Don't show up wearing a bunch of stuff you're not supposed to, then rip your shirt off. Stand there in your bra, swearing at election workers.
Just chill out, people. What is going on in this country? People have lost it. They're completely unhinged. So be one of the good ones.
Stay calm, stay rational, and it'll be over eventually. But what's kind of fun watching the person get dragged out of this election office for, disrupting the procedure? I like to see that. Annoying people getting dragged off and arrested. You know, sometimes you just need to learn a lesson.
You know, the I'm not saying we should just start arresting annoying people because I'm sure I'm annoying sometimes. Might be annoying you right now. Sorry. Sorry. Got some friendly advice for you.
Don't shop after drinking. I mean, especially, like, in public. You might end up as an embarrassment to your family and friends. But if you're just sitting at home, you know, in this day and age, you can buy just about anything. From the comfort of your recliner or couch, fire up that phone, and just get to spending.
Well, when you're all hammered, your judgment might be a little bit off. You might not be paying attention too well to what you're doing. You might end up buying 14 tickets to an Alabama football game, and it turns out you show up and it's an Alabama concert. I think I'd rather go to an Alabama concert than an Alabama football game, but what's going on here? This don't look like a football game.
Was he hammered when he got there as well? Anyway, the people in the pictures here, his family members look like they're having a pretty good time. So maybe that ended up being a pretty good thing. But yeah. Yeah.
Shopping while hammered. You start getting those Amazon packages showing up, and you're like, wait a minute. I don't remember buying this. What is ah, man. You try to return it.
Like, no returns on that item. Oh, come on. This thing was expensive. Well, unfortunately, certain types of items you have to keep. I won't elaborate.
So, anyway, yeah, don't drink and shop. Christmas is on the way. Yeah. Might make you more generous, though. Oh, we got a caller?
Maybe they wanna talk about drunk shopping. K Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? Also, don't go watch a movie drunk.
You know what? Especially in the theater. Yeah. You could be very obnoxious if you're hammered at the movie theater. I've, I've seen people seen people do this.
You know, sometimes your perception of a movie might not be the same and stuff that's funny to you at the time might not be funny to everybody else, or things that annoy you about the movie. You might feel like saying something. When you're drunk, everything's funny. So, you know, there might be something really tragic happening and everybody in the theater's crying and you're laughing and you start yelling about how stupid the movie is. This movie sucks.
Yeah. And, you know, next thing you know, somebody wants to get in a fight with you and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a a drunk.
No. You know, pretty much if you're gonna get drunk, you you need to stay home and maybe have a babysitter. Put the cell phone down. In addition to not shopping on your phone, don't get on social media. Or Facebook.
Yeah. Don't take a text or Facebook. Yeah. No. Just hide the phone from yourself and just, you know, watch south park or something, play, play video game.
I don't know. Yeah. Anything that doesn't involve bothering other people. Yes. If you wanna bother other people, just go to a bar.
There you go. Yeah. Because the only way to tolerate drunk people is to be one of them. So Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You have to go to the bar. You have to be around other drunk people. If you're going to be the only drunk, you need to, yeah, be home by yourself. You're just gonna irritate everyone around you.
Yes. Alright, Jay. Good to hear from you, man. Yeah. Alright.
Bye. Peace. K, bear. What's happening? Not a whole lot.
How are you doing this morning, Victor? I'm doing good. You're live on the air. Keep that in mind. And, what's up?
Oh, I was just gonna say, yeah. Drunk shopping is a horrible idea. 2 years ago, I was doing some drunk shopping while sitting at a, local pizza place, and, I bought $1400 worth of electric scooters. That's an option not realizing what I had done and looked at my bank statement, see how much I drank the night prior, and, realized I'd bought 2 electric scooters. Wow.
Were you able to, cancel the order? No. I still have one of them. It's great. Alright.
Well, hey. If you ended up with something fun, every once in a while, it pays off. Yeah. It does. Alright, man.
Well, enjoy it while you can. Weather's about to change. Right. Right on. Thanks, man.
Yep. Peace. Just warning listeners, Jade, to not shop while drunk. You know? Cause you never know what you're gonna end up with.
Call or just called. You do. It'd be like Christmas, but you don't remember. Yeah. You know?
Packages just start showing up. You gotta hope it's stuff that you like. You know? Not stuff you thought was funny at the time. I mean, Thanos, what?
Red cheek, red nose, fat guy giving you stuff? He does have the look of an alcoholic, doesn't he? Just be one of those. Be your own Santa. Red cheek, red nose.
Maybe you're a fat guy. Maybe you're not. That's how Santa got all the presents. We figured it out. He's you know, that just beat red nose.
Santa been pounding whiskey for many, many generations, and he just fills up that bag one night. So alright. Here we go. Where do all this stuff come from? Bossman's in the house.
Jaden Davis. No. You, man. You, coming in here telling me what to do all the time. You said janitor wrong.
Well, you're that too. Trying to think if there's anything you could do for me. Let's see. I got stuff for you to do. No.
No. No. I'm I'm working on stuff. You ready? I'm still in the, the Christmas realm.
Yeah. I mean, till we get into that country realm. Yeah. That's next. That's next.
Dude, the get your side talking going on. I mean, that one should hopefully not be too bad. Hopefully. You know? Christmas hasn't been too rough.
Country Christmas. Alright. Now Yeah. I kinda I I feel like I might keel over. Oh, country Christmas.
No. We actually went through some, Christmas songs earlier. Peaches thought that the Eagles had dropped a new Christmas song, but they were just rereleasing, like pushing out, you know, the the same song they've had out forever. I was like, is this new? And pulled it up, listened.
I'm like, no. No. This isn't new. So I got looking through my email because, you know, I don't delete anything. Yep.
And there has been tons of Christmas music sent my way this this last month, and it's all garbage. It's awful terrible. Add it to that new little feature that Josh and you were talking about. I don't know if it's quite bad enough for that. Because that one's gonna be fun.
That one's gonna be really fun. You know, that's it's nice when hanging out, listening to Christmas music, come across something dumb, and then we come up with a great feature ID. Yeah. A nice brainstorming session in my office that leads to great new bits on classy. I wish I could come up with some good new bits for my show, but could do the same on cabaret.
Yes. We could, but then I could just play Christmas hits and be like crinker yanking. Here's All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. Are we gonna throw it in the garbage or keep it? The the fun part is gonna be coming from the the classy guy, Josh.
Yeah. And his opinion on it because Christmas music is his favorite music of all time. Yeah. It's his favorite. And then Victor Wilt on the rock guy talking about the same Christmas tune.
Yeah. Because some of the ones that, he would find absolutely dreadful, I thought were hilarious. Like, there's a John Denver one called dad don't come home drunk for Christmas. And Please don't make punk cry. Have you heard this song?
Yeah. It it was so funny. That song is terrible. But, man, I like that. Yeah.
I mean, it's sad, you know, because people do deal with, a drunk parent on Christmas and ruining Christmas for everybody passed out under the Christmas tree, but the song's funny. Bob. I don't believe that I've ever ruined Christmas. Alright. I don't think so.
But Josh doesn't even like grandma got ran over by reindeer. Oh, that was fantastic. That's a classic, ain't it? It was great. I mean, I don't understand why grandma gets killed by reindeer.
What the who came up with this idea, but We should've stayed in rocker. That's right. Maybe it was a terrible grandma. You know, it might have been a celebratory song. She was getting drunk with dad.
Fell out on her Christmas tree. Grandma passed out in the road because she's wasted on whiskey. She was up on the roof. Reindeer came down. Maybe I should start writing Christmas songs, Jade.
Sad Christmas song. I remember when I was a kid, I don't know who got it for me. Maybe I got it for myself, but there was a tales from the crypt Christmas album. Oh, yeah. With the crypt creep crypt keeper singing Christmas songs.
You have to find that online. Yeah. What? Let's put that in the little bit with you and Josh. Yeah.
I don't know why I didn't think of that till right now. Tales from the crypt, Christmas, have yourself a scary little Christmas. This is the album right here. It's got songs like juggle bills, Christmas rap, deck the halls with parts of Charlie. We wish you'd bury the missus.
But the language couldn't be too bad. Let's listen to a little we'd wish you'd bury the missus. Alright. You're ready for that dumb button. Yeah.
Merry Christmas, dear neighbor. It's the Smiths down the hill. Henry and Linda and the kids Jane and Bill, we hate to complain and to be such a pest, but this holiday season, we have one Those are good stuff. We might have to put some of this in the Halloween tunes, actually. It it it could work pretty good in the Halloween tunes or, obviously, you know, at least for the Kay Bear Christmas library.
I always said there's not a lot of good rock Christmas songs. Yeah. I'll I'll have to send Josh some of that. That would work great. Yeah.
Is that too dark for classy? She's been dead since last year. Internet's making me feel kinda kinda bad today. I thought this post would make me feel like I don't waste a lot of time, but I guess I do. But I wonder what it's like if these folks added up all the different games they play.
The post I'm looking at is from the PS 5 subreddit. What games do you have the most hours in? Because it keeps track of how long you've been playing games. And I have looked at these numbers before, done the math to figure out how many days of my life I've spent playing red dead redemption 2 since it came out, what, about 6 years ago, 7 years ago? I don't remember.
But it was one of the only games I played. So these folks are like, well, here are my top so and so, and they'll be like, alright. Elden Ring, I've put in 250 hours. Bloodborne, 250 hours. Predecessor, 220.
So they'll come up with their top 5. I mean, I would only have one that would would end up on my list with a lot of hours. I I don't know. Maybe if I looked at Super Meat Boy, that could be pretty bad for the last, you know, decade. But but I so far, I think I've beat every single person I've seen on this list as far as one game.
No. Okay. There's a guy who said he put 5000 hours into destiny. Alright. I think I'm at about 1200 hours into red dead 2.
Let's see. 1200 divided by 24. No. Maybe I'm not quite that or maybe I am. Yeah.
I mean, about 50 days of my life. I don't care either. It it's such a good relaxing time. It's my zen moment, but I really thought that online, I wouldn't look so bad compared to all of these other people. See, like, here's a guy said, my friend has 52 days in rocket league.
People are like, wow. But then the next person's like, well, I got about 4000 hours. And all I wanna do is go home and play more red dead. I started playing it again. I have tons of other video games and I always end up back in red dead.
I played all the way through GTA 5 recently. Alright. Here's a guy with, 3,127 hours in arc survival, then he's got 900 hours in hunter call of the wild, 562 hours in Gran Turismo 7. This guy's worse than me. Alright?
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