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A hunt for a missing mother, a primal energy line, and Veena politely transformed into a Tugbert — palm-sized, wide-eyed, beloved. Rahua enlists her as a minion, casts Final Sacrifice to detonate her on purpose, and revives her mid-blast. Baldrick reaches for a club.
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What is Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration?
Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Follow the show, get custom TTRPG content, and more at https://narrativedeclaration.com
Where's mom?
She's out in the forest, getting milk.
You've all been training in your Reagan impressions?
We are sponsored by what just happened, Fireworks.
Have we ever selected what our characters are allergic to?
Wah.
You don't have enough badges to train me, Tanhauser.
You finally know what it's like to be B.
Why does it suck so much?
Everyone stop.
Wait, beat up!
Also, we get to do the old tradition now that we have to sync audio for EZ.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, joy!
We get to do that.
Hey, EZ started around this of us mentioning the thing and stuff.
All right, everyone.
Three, two, one, go!
Excellent, sexy!
Who's ready to play some rut grind?
Yay!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Drink, we will.
It looks in the audio waveforms now with the thing, and I'm like, oh, they're speakers.
Yes, of course, of course.
Speakers becomes a fucking solid wall.
This is normal.
They call me the worst audio in all of the internet.
They call me the wall because my waveform looks like a square.
Because my waveform too big and so was my heart.
And also, EZ, we're actually going to get started in another 20 minutes, so if you just
want to skip ahead, that's okay, EZ.
We gotta have our second pre-show with chat.
Hi, chat.
Also, Hogi, make sure you have a herepoint on your guide.
But of course, welcome back, everybody.
Hope you guys have been enjoying the series so far.
Of course, everyone will support us and stuff like that.
You can always go to narrativedeclaration.com, where Odo did a good job, you know, getting
all nice and pretty for us and stuff.
So you can head over there and get our streaming schedule, video release schedule, head over
to our Patreon, get PDFs, get maps that we use and stuff.
And I think I was actually working on that old Ziscorin, like, war engine thing that you
did, Thurston.
I think I was working on that for the next PDF.
So I just gotta do some lore bits, fix up some things, and that'll be the next PDF that
goes out, so you guys can use that and destroy each other in your own games.
But of course, with that, Thurston, Thurston?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What adventure do you have for us today?
Well, last time, you met a new friend.
Do you remember the friend that you met?
I don't.
I don't.
Yeah.
Who was the friend you met?
The giant acid spewing dragon.
I thought you said the giant ass dragon for a second.
The giant ass dragon.
That is a big ass dragon.
It is accurate.
Or one of them, their ass dragons just came out.
I don't want to know what that breath weapon does.
I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um.
So.
Off to a great start.
Welcome back, everybody.
Good bit.
How far did it fall?
Good bit.
It crashed into me.
Yeah.
No, you had a lovely encounter against a, um, a dragon.
Big hole, scary dragon.
This was because you were all present at a fine, fine festival, uh, where nothing weird
was happening.
And in fact, you were just getting paranoid.
I don't know why you're.
Um.
Shit.
Sure.
You're breaking up a bit on discord, by the way.
He's too quiet.
Oh, am I?
Uh, you like to go away from your bike a lot.
Dragon.
I'm actually right in front of my mic.
So once, uh, oh, it's cause it's cause my gain is like, or sorry, my discord sensitivity
was set stupidly.
Uh, okay.
Um, so there is, there was a big old dragon and that came in across the festival.
Baldrick was away from this sadly.
Um, but you managed to fend off the dragon, uh, along with a host of, um, what appeared
to be lizard men who were attacking during, uh, as this was going on, uh, Berdivar, um,
managed to take the Amarvid people, uh, rush them away, allowing the rest of you to, to
combat the dragon.
Um, dragons seem to enjoy taking its time toying with you, but once you've managed to
kind of, um, lock in, there was significant damage done and you managed to drive the beast
off.
Um, we are going to return right in the direct aftermath of that.
Uh, with all of you kind of catching your breath, um, and breathing.
At this point, I just assume, uh, Baldrick exits from the, uh, the large meeting hall
in town.
You all have a moment to sort of catch up.
Baldrick, you would have heard the sounds of, of fighting outside as you were preparing
by the time you got out.
You can see that whatever major threat, uh, has departed, uh, that there are the corpses
of some of the Amarvid people, as well as, uh, some scattered lizard, uh, folk individuals
around here.
What the hell happened?
Rot dragon.
Hey.
What?
Yeah.
Big ass rotten dragon.
Rot dragon.
Yep.
Yep.
We almost got it.
We almost did.
Almost.
So it seems like the, uh, reports of the lizard men were, uh, not only true, but more pressing
than Berdivar seemed to let on.
All right.
Is everyone still here?
I'm alive.
Um.
Okay.
That's good.
We all survived.
And now we must track this beast to its ghastly lair and end it for the safety of Orin's
people.
Right.
What are the casualties looking like?
Everybody managed to make it out?
It's a great question.
I assume we're near Orin's father at this point.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, he went into, he went into the sort of communal place.
He hasn't come out yet.
You can see that there's maybe a dozen or so bodies, about twice as many lizard folk bodies
that are around here.
Orin will waddle over to one of the lizard bodies and kneel down to it.
And I would like to, uh, I guess there's two options.
I think society would be more correct to be like, where have these lizards been?
Like, have their, are they ones near here or something like that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
He's like, excellent.
Complicate for me.
No.
Well, shit.
I have a plus zero to society.
The best part is I have a one, I have a 5% chance of being right in my, my proclamation.
I have a zero on society.
It's untrained.
You still allow me to do it?
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
That is a 12.
Could be worse.
That's just 12.
There are communities of lizard folks that dwell in the areas surrounding Beric's fingers.
Yeah.
That's basically it.
I don't know where these lizard man came from.
Oh, they're just from around here.
Yeah.
But to get up to here so high is odd.
It's like, I'm really surprised that they were able to even able to get past everybody.
Normally we would have like scouts and stuff around, but he kind of kicks one of the corpses.
Guess everybody was distracted by the festival.
Yeah.
Here, let's go check in with my dad.
I mean, they see whoever else is still, you know, up and going and see if anybody needs help.
Right.
Sounds like a wise idea.
Let us go quickly.
And so as you, as you begin making your way towards the sort of communal hall, as you do, the door bursts open and out emerges Berdivar, the large man wielding like a spear in both hands, looking around.
Who do I have to fight?
You haven't hurt my boy.
Have you?
Oh, it's okay, Dan.
We drove it away.
You drove it away.
Oh, he drops the spear and gives you a hug.
Give me a fortitude save for us.
Back to this.
Back to this.
He just kills him.
Okay.
There we go.
I don't know how to roll.
Reroll.
Instead of one.
Complicate, die.
That is a total of a 41.
Somehow your bird bones manage to withstand the pressure that is, that is exerted upon you as a Berdivar grapples you in a bear to hug.
I'm good, Dan.
We made the dragon go away.
Ah, very good.
I'm very proud of you.
Look like he looks over all of you.
This is, this is a bad omen.
What are we going to do?
Oh.
He has not let go of Oren yet.
Quiet, Oren.
Quiet, Oren.
We're talking here.
Yeah, shut up.
Yeah.
Shut up, bird boy.
The adults are talking.
Yeah, we fucking punch him.
We start spitting on him.
What is, what is this?
What is this we?
Baldrick was out getting like a beer or something.
Well, you guys were fighting.
He was getting busy.
Well, you can participate in this too, Baldrick.
Here, take the cigarette and burn him.
Yeah.
Put it out on him.
Baldrick, Baldrick.
Holy shit, you're mean.
Baldrick taps the end of the cigarette onto Rahua.
I'm not doing that.
But in the actual timeline where that didn't happen, Tanhauser will speak.
Here is what I resolve we do.
I believe that we must track this wrought dragon to its ghastly lair and bring an end to it and whatever facilitated its corruption.
Only then can you be free and truly safe from these rotten fisted lizard folk.
That's a good idea.
Also, you should let go of Warren before he dies.
Uh, but, but, what about Astrid?
Oh, oh.
Roll a four.
This is the gym.
Oh, excellent.
Excellent.
You're managing to breathe, but barely.
Okay.
Okay.
We can attempt to find Astrid as well.
Perhaps she...
Find?
Baldrick smacks his own forehead and there's a loud metallic pang.
As Oren's being squished, he looks up at his dad.
He's like, where's mom?
She's, uh, she's out in the forest getting milk.
Oh, she's always so thoughtful.
Uh, perhaps a more reasonable approach to this problem than the milk story,
which will only last for so long.
I mean, she always goes and gets milk.
She's lasted for the last 15 years.
She hasn't been done in 15 years.
She hasn't been done in 15 years.
Son of a bitch.
No, he's just used the milk story, like, off and on over the last 15 years.
Not that she's been gone for 15 years.
I assume as she's been saying this, he, like, puts a giant hand over Oren's head
and just kind of, like, where you can't hear very well.
He does the thing where he, like, takes his thumb and, like, index finger
and puts them on either side of Oren's head and covers his ears.
You know, I actually think I have an idea.
Uh-oh.
I'm going to, yeah, that's always a good sign.
I'm going to lean in close to good bird bar.
Bird bar.
And, uh, I'm going to attempt to try to convince him of something.
Uh, I'd like to lean in and say,
Bird bar.
I understand.
Bird divar.
Bird divar.
Bird divar.
I understand that you and Oren both would be devastated if anything were to happen to Oren's mother.
But you must be realistic and earnest.
It would be better that Oren be prepared if the worst had occurred rather than finding his mother's body somewhere in the mountains.
It would also do well for you.
And I'm going to ask, this might be a stretch.
Okay.
But since I am attempting to impress him on Bird divar, a truly terrifying thing, which is the possibility that his wife is dead.
Could I try to intimidate him?
Could I try to use intimidate?
Not in the typical way, but rather because I'm attempting to use fear as my persuasive lever.
They appreciate that, like, speaker will just go out of his way every time to be like, I'm going to make this my social skill.
No matter what the fuck you want, I'm doing this.
Roll the check.
Look, you're going to roll the one anyways.
So just.
Damn.
This hasn't worked.
This hasn't worked.
Five percent chance.
Five percent chance.
Five percent chance.
Okay.
I'm going to be right one of these five percent chance times.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck.
Guess what?
Guess what?
I do also have an item that gives me menacing greater.
Oh my God.
You fucking like, haha, Yu-Gi-Oh trap card.
I got you to agree.
We, we, you roll into this every time trying to be as diplomatic as possible using Speaker D's own inherent diplomatic ability to try and tell Thurston, hey, I know that in the past we have ruled that Intimidate has a long term drag on us.
This is like the 20th time.
But, and then you immediately go in with, oh, also I have a greater, greater, like, I make people shit their pants when they see me.
You know, that happens in diplomacy, doesn't it?
You know what?
All I'm hearing, all this negativity, all I hear from Erndel is I hear Erndel on his knees, crying, begging me.
Please talk about communism more.
Please make everything about communism.
Because the other option is society.
So you must talk about communism or fear.
Speaker, your lever swings between, I'm going to convince Thurston intimidation is diplomacy and communism.
You do one or the other.
He can say no.
He can say no.
Okay.
Intimidation is diplomacy.
You know what he's going to do, Speaker?
He's going to say, I'll allow it.
And then he'll, he'll pull our fucking pants down later over it.
Thurston is going to become the final boss again.
I don't think he's gonna, but I think, I think you might be talking him into it.
I don't have to talk him into shit.
He'd makes his own mind.
Intimidation as diplomacy.
One must give him credit is new.
This, this is a new thing that he's attempting in.
He's not trying to use the side.
You know what?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You don't deserve my help.
Fucking talk to him about it yourself.
You don't deserve my plum hat.
Make the face do something face-like?
I think that's a beautiful idea.
We should do that.
Oh no.
Me?
You have diplomacy.
Speaker made the plea.
Speaker can roll the dice.
Well, since, since I, I'm sure that all of my value and efforts will be lost on you, but very well, I will roll.
That is a 17 on the dice for total of 33.
Yes, you make a very good point.
I agree with everything that you've said.
You should go and deal with the dragon first.
Absolutely.
You know, that, that, that just makes sense.
Uh, he takes his like fingers off of, uh, Oren's ears.
It, it just takes a while to get the milk, Oren.
Everything will be fine.
Oh, okay.
I don't, I don't think he was, I don't think he was listening.
Oren blanks with one eye and then the other.
I look at Vina.
Are you any good at talking to people?
I forget.
Vina's like facing the wrong direction.
I should've taken diplomacy.
Like staring into the middle distance.
There's like a, like watching a bird on the horizon and just what?
No, I'm not.
I should've taken diplomacy.
I should've taken diplomacy.
God, why did I make a damage class?
I should've just been in the face again.
You see, that's what, you see, that's what I'm saying, right?
Imagine if I didn't have to bullshit all my stupid skills.
We'd solve problems too easily.
I simply must.
At the start of the season, you were able to basically remake your character.
Why didn't you put it in diplomacy?
Because that would fucking change everything.
I already had to irritate everything else.
I felt like it would be dishonorable if I, what if Tanhauser suddenly wasn't scary?
That he's a different character.
That he's Gladhauser.
What if Tanhauser was bald?
And he was a wizard.
Then he'd be Tanhauser.
Then he'd be Tanhauser.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
It also just amuses me that you're like, oh man, Tanhauser, naturally not the talking person at all.
But I made damn well sure I'm trained in acrobatics and athletics.
Yeah, cause I fucking kill people and do fucking grappling hook stuff.
Not anymore.
I still do grappling hook stuff.
I swear to God.
Didn't I use my grappling hook like five sessions ago?
No.
Alright.
Hang on.
I gotta contend with someone in chat here because they raise a good point, but I'm gonna be ornery briefly.
I am regretting, I am not regretting being the sensible one in the group.
I'm regretting being the sensible one and not having the mechanical stats to back it up.
I want to point out, I just want to rewind to like Veena being like, nah, I'm not good at talking to people.
Master diplomacy.
Master fucking diplomacy.
Fucking master.
Master deception.
I'm gonna turn into a race car.
He's gonna go after the dragon, right guys?
But Marlene's hiring.
Yeah, I think we better go after the dragon at this point.
Yes.
Let's go after the dragon.
We don't need to convince Berdivar to go after the dragon.
We are going to go after the dragon.
And we can talk about it on the way, right?
Sure.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Well, if we're gonna go hunt it for something like that, we probably need to figure out more about it.
Yes, I suppose so.
I mean, we've already fought one.
He kind of looks at Gorgomonger.
Yeah.
Hey, Gorgomonger.
How do you kill dragons?
Hey, Gorgomonger.
Remember when we killed you again?
No.
Hey, Gorgomonger.
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
Well, Gorgomonger is just like, I don't know, just like the like emo hair thing and like swishes his head a bit.
There's no hair, but just kind of does the head swish.
How would he know to do that?
Because he's a powerful dragon.
Okay.
And he just like looks at you, Oren, and then shakes his head and just kind of like steps away.
Does he step so far away he goes at a hundred feet and disappears?
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
He fucking walks out of existence.
You've pissed off your familiar so much he's despawning himself.
Good thing this is the most appropriate context to say that.
Wow.
All right.
So this rot dragon, we've seen something like it before.
Has this dragon, is it one that you recognize?
Is it one that's been here in the fingers for a while?
Or like, did it used to be here and was corrupted or did it come from somewhere else?
Where there, there might be, uh, most of the dragons left these lands, as Soren will tell you.
Gorgamonger was one of the, the last.
One of the last, but not the last.
I think, first, tell us about the dragons here and we'll work backwards.
Well, most of them have been slain.
Some have gone south.
The only one we don't have accounted for was Ralrus, but Ralrus was slumbering for a, for a century.
I've never seen him even in my lifetime.
Ralrus.
Okay.
And is there a description of him?
Stories?
Anything?
Art.
Art?
Uh, no, just, just some, some very basic sketches.
And, uh, like, he'll take you back into, into the meeting hall where he does show you some, some art on the wall, but it's, it's very basic.
Like, it's the outline of John Dragon.
Like, it's the most, just like, simplistic style that you've seen.
It's hard to pinpoint anything from what you're seeing.
Um, there is, there is, however, some additional details.
Um, one of the things that, that you, you, you're able to see is that it had, Ralrus, uh, had this, this sort of, uh, under name called the, like, he was known as the Fierce.
Uh, he guarded the mountain, the highest peak on Berg's fingers, which was, um, some sort of, um, some sort of area known as the source.
Um, which the, the locals here venerate in quite, quite a, um, you know, quite a deep way.
Um, you don't find more details on that, um, in the writings here, but you can see that, like, Ralrus was a, like, vehement protector of the source.
Hmm.
Hmm.
And, given, you know, how the rot has spread, has it appeared anywhere in the mountains?
Oh.
Well, we haven't sent anyone up to the mountains in a while.
I've just, we've got some reports in the, in the foothills, the forest land surrounding.
That's, uh, that's where, looks over to Orrin awkwardly, that's where Aestrid went to look for milk.
So Aestrid is going to investigate and she hasn't come back.
I raise a hand.
Orin?
It's mostly a player raises a hand.
Like, I was like, there's no intelligence check as far as I can tell.
Cause I can't really do that.
Why would you like me to roll if Orin puts two to two together?
Uh, that would be a wisdom or a perception check.
I'll actually, I'll give you perception.
Okay.
Hey, two.
It was almost a one.
Oh!
Toe of the dodge, total of 23.
Orin just kind of blinks.
It does not.
It's a very stretchy, stretched milk story.
But, I mean, your mom has often come back with milk.
He's like, ah, must be some really good milk.
Uh, so, is Aestrid more knowledgeable about these sorts of things?
Tell us about her.
Well, she's much more in tune with nature than maybe I am, maybe.
Maybe.
Yes, she is.
Yes.
She's a potent spell caster, attuned with nature.
Um, kind of like, like, he's, he's like, he's having difficulty sort of exposing on how awesome she is.
Because, and you don't even have to make a check.
It's very clear.
He's like, she's way cooler than me.
Um.
So that's kind of, that's kind of where he like trails off a bit and is like, oh, she could speak with plants.
And she could, she could turn into a plant.
And she could, she fed us.
And, and, and, like, just kind of like, goes off on these things.
Veena's just kind of nodding along.
Okay.
Did she, did she have any special knowledge of dragons?
Well, she was one of the ones who would go up into the mountains in ages past.
Well, not ages, but you, you, you know, decades ago.
Mom helped out with the rookery.
That's right.
Remember dad?
So basically whenever we would take care of animals or anybody and stuff, she would always be the one to help out.
Like she's super cool.
And also really smart.
And she hunts really good and finds the best milk.
Right.
She knows about the greening way better than all of us.
Hmm.
Hmm.
So it's very important that she gets home soon.
And Veena's going to give Berdavar a very pointed look and just, so it's important that she gets home soon.
And I think that she would recognize that Oren isn't a child anymore.
And maybe that he should be given a little more credit here.
Uh, well, I suppose you're, you're, you're right on that.
Yes.
Uh.
I look at Berdavar with the biggest, wet, innocent eyes.
And you know, blink, blink, blink.
That maybe you should trust that your son has come home more than the little boy he left.
And that maybe, just maybe there's a reason why he survived this long and become such a hero.
Oh, I'm imagining he like looks to Oren and he's just only just sees him as a child.
Oh yeah.
He's a hundred percent.
He's a hundred, a hundred percent.
Um.
Yeah.
Veena's giving Berdavar a very pointed look like, listen, man, somebody's going to tell him and I'm giving you the chance to be the one.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like, oh, oh, oh.
My butt.
Do I need to roll diplomacy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give me, give me, give me that.
All right.
Uh.
Try to intimidate him.
You're right.
God damn it.
All right.
Uh, get ready for this one.
Sure.
That's a 10.
Okay.
Actually, that's fine.
That's a 33.
Your mom's not going to get milk.
She went out into the forest to try to find out what was happening.
And why the lizard folk were so angry with us and why the dragons had left.
And I told her not to go, but she went anyways.
And I had to stay here to protect the village.
And she hasn't been back yet.
And I'm very worried.
Orin's just looking at his father.
And you try to see as, as he continues on, he's just smiling, kind of going, yay.
It's my dad, you know, and the continue on.
The more he continues on, you see the smile fade as it turns more and more into a frown.
And he goes, dad, where did mom go?
Orin, my boy?
She went into the forest at the foothills of the mountain.
Dad?
Orin, my boy?
We're going to take some supplies.
And I'm going to get mom.
All right.
Orin just kind of like, doesn't even, no affection to his father.
Just immediately kind of turns and goes over further to the great hall.
Maybe over to another section where basically like a pantry would be.
He starts packing food and rations and, uh, starts taking up little bits and bobs of what he can.
Uh, preparing every, like preparing other people's, you know, food stacks and everything else to get ready for a journey further out into the forest.
And...
Berdivar sits on a like comically undersized stool and starts sobbing.
Okay.
All right.
You guys help Orin pack up.
All right.
I'm, I'm not, I'm not really good at survival.
I only have like a plus two to that.
So you, you go help him out.
I'll talk to Berdivar.
All right.
You know, if not for the fact that that stool was so comically undersized, this would be, well, it'd be kind of soul crushing, but that makes it a little less sad.
Yeah.
There's always going to be a little bit of levity.
Crack bang.
His ass hits the floor.
No, it's worse.
No, it sucks.
His eyes are closed.
His mouth is pursed like, like speed.
Just trying so hard to keep composure.
Life is beautiful.
Veena's going to walk over and she's going to very gently pat Berdivar's shoulder while kind of gesturing with her head for Baldrick, Tanhauser and Rahua to go help Orin.
Baldrick is already going.
Yeah, we'll go.
We'll go ten to the Oran.
Hello, little blue girl.
Hello.
I think you made the right choice, Berdivar.
Listen.
Did I?
Yes.
He's going to be so angry at me now.
Well, he would have been angrier if you didn't tell him at all.
Come on.
Orin has been through a lot.
I could sit here for hours and tell you all of the stories of all of the things that we've done together from day one.
He's gone so far.
He's made such a big mistake.
A mistake?
I mean, yeah.
He's been through a lot of pain.
Going after Gorgamonger was...
I mean...
But what he did to Gorgamonger...
What he did?
He told you, right?
Um...
He was...
I mean, I met him when he was looking for Gorgamonger, and then...
We found that something terrible had happened to Gorgamonger, and went out of our way to make him better.
Oh.
Oh.
The Sniff Lake stops.
Give me a perception check.
Uh-oh!
Oh!
Oh, not great.
That's a 29.
You are not sure why, but there is some, like...
Something underlying to what he just said.
Like...
Something's off.
And he's very quickly back-stepping.
Uh...
Hey, Beardival.
What...
What do you mean by that?
Oh, well, just...
Just that he's such a...
He's such a...
A delicate boy, and I thought the milk story would...
You know...
Keep him...
Keep him honest and good.
Keep him honest and...
What happened with Gorgamonger?
Oh.
Does this have to do why Gorgamonger went missing?
Oh...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nothing like that.
No, no, no, no.
Beardival, is it important to what we're about to do here?
Well...
Um...
If there's something you're holding back, if there's something you're holding back that is important to what is about to happen here...
You need to tell us.
He picks up a piece of the stool and starts fidgeting with it without making eye contact with you.
Well...
Beardival, we need every single tool in our toolbox to make sure that when we go out there, we come back.
Including your son.
Now, we've made it this far, but only because we have been damn good at what we do.
Um, and I'm not gonna roll deception for that, despite the fact that that's a little bit of a lie, but don't even worry about it.
What are you talking about?
Of course it's the truth.
It's absolutely the truth.
We've gotten this far because we kill everything.
That means we're competent.
That's true.
But it hasn't been because we're prepared.
God forbid.
I don't know.
We could have done better if we were more prepared.
Would it have been funny, though?
True.
But I need...
I need your word.
A promise.
Can't tell anyone else.
I only trusted to you, little blue girl.
Because you're the nice one.
You didn't try to bully me like the robot man.
Oh, fuck off.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Ah, fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Sorry, Oren.
Your dad's a lost cause.
God forbid a robot be partying that kid.
Oh, my goodness.
Look, if I didn't pay...
If I didn't pay that off, I would have heard the end of it.
No, I get you.
I get you.
Ugh.
All right.
Just...
Let me know.
Your word.
Not a word of this to any one of your friends or Oren that I told you.
Oren's like family.
If this is important, if this is something that could...
Your word.
He's like got like those like, you know, like super red eyes now, but he's become kind of serious.
He's staring at you.
Fine.
I give my word.
All right.
I didn't want to believe it when you came here, but...
What Oren has done to that poor majestic dragon...
He's unspeakable.
It's the only reason I didn't want him to go searching for his mother when he came.
Because she might disown him, but she sees what he's done.
To that...
That...
That...
That majestic creature.
What?
You're talking about how Gorgamunger is now?
How he's bound to this world when he shouldn't be.
Unfortunately, the alternative would be to leave him rotting in the swamps of the solitude.
Not...
Not the body.
The spirit.
Oh.
Would his spirit have been able to move on?
Corrupted by the rod as it was?
It already had.
He pulled it back.
Oh.
He couldn't bear to be away from his childhood friend.
Oh.
Vena's going to kind of cross her arms and look uncomfortably between Berdivar and Oren.
Oren's like...
Oren's probably like, like, clearly, like, I don't know, a half football field away.
Because it's just a large, all stuffing shit, I'm assuming.
Right, Soren?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're just...
I'm just finding stuff.
Like, Baldrick, hold these bombs.
All right.
I'm already doing that, but sure.
Here's more bombs.
All right.
We just have them.
God mod.
Why?
We're going to the source.
False bombs.
We created a howitzer off-screen.
Hang on.
Can I roll a...
Can I roll a crafting check to see the quality of these bombs that have been brought into existence?
Please.
Please.
Okay.
Because I haven't rolled anything yet and I want to do that.
Let me roll a crafting check.
I want you to complicate this time so that the bombs explode and we have an off-
Oh, I'm literally waiting for that because I'll shit you nuts, Thurston.
One of my complications might pertain to that.
Beautiful.
Do it.
Oh, that's not going to happen.
Oh!
43.
Oh!
Damn!
I think winked.
You winked.
You winked.
You winked at the one.
Um, yeah, there's, there's, um, there's, they're, they're bombs.
They're basic alchemical, like alchemist style fire that's been crafted here.
Oh, but they're like, they're like entry-level college stuff.
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
This is like the stuff you would buy at the general store.
Oh, I would find these explosives at just like the coroner's shop.
There, there's, uh, the, the tine equivalent of the, uh, uh, American firework store.
The one that's got the, the puppy holding onto the, the piece of bamboo.
It's like, what the hell just happened?
Yes.
A hundred percent.
I, uh, Baldrick thinks for a moment because he's about to say, I should probably teach your
people how to make better bombs, but then he realizes that's not really a good idea.
And he stopped the thought there.
Yeah.
These are bombs.
They'll do.
Why not make a homegrown terrorist cell in the middle of the woods?
Baldrick doesn't want to make more terrorists.
He wants to be the terrorist.
So the terrorism stops with him.
True.
Sorry.
I turned into, turned into fucking Ronald Reagan there for a second.
I think it's about time for us to stop making bombs.
Only I can have bombs.
Not you.
Well, it's like me and Nance like to say the industrial revolution and its consequences
have been a disaster for all of mankind.
It's true.
It's true.
Carry on.
Training in your Reagan impressions.
What the fuck is happening?
I would like to spend a narrative declaration.
Yes.
Make some logic of this, particularly for our, our next episode for this.
Uh, Oren, Oren's having the mindset that we need to prepare.
It's going to be a long journey for this and to kind of go in, uh, to those woods, especially
with the dragon around, you know, they want to prepare.
Uh, and the narrative declaration is basically, he kind of knows where a cache of supplies
are or basically a quartermaster of someone who like takes care of some of the caches
caches and stuff that along the way they can make us stop at and get some gear, obviously,
you know, compensating for it and things like that pretty much to allow some shopping to
happen after this episode.
So people can, you know, buy some potions, wands, upgrade some stuff, get some runes if
we need to, things like that to, to allow us to prepare ourselves.
Uh, cause he will find a map of basically where some of these caches are in, in supply
locations.
And he'll be like, he'll be like, Mr. Tannehazer here.
And he kind of hands it to you.
And he's like, those are, we have to stop him several, several of those before we get
to the forest.
So I, I, I will absolutely allow it, especially cause like, I was very much worried at the
timing of your narrative declaration.
Cause I was really worried you were going to like, say like, there's not like suspended
narrative declaration to declare Ronald Reagan was in charge of outset.
I was set for a period of time.
Thank you.
You know what Thurston?
That's a-
Fuck you Hulkie.
Gross.
I'm karate chopping Hulkie in the throat.
Move on.
We're not doing that.
You, you, you have a, you have a, the card for, for when you're in the, in the mountains
to do some purchasing.
Absolutely.
I hand the map to Tannehazer.
He's like, here you go, Mr. Tannehazer.
Excellent.
What am I supposed to do with this?
As Ori kind of unfolds it a little bit as he kind of shows everyone around him.
He kind of points to several parts of the map.
He's like, this is where we are.
And where, where dad said where mom is, is here, is potentially around here.
And he kind of circles an area.
And it's like, if we stop by these points, we could pick up some supplies along the way.
That sounds good by me, Tannehazer says with plus three to his survival stat.
I got a plus three survival.
Do not hand my ass the map.
Hand him the map.
Hand him the map.
He's going to hold it for now, you know.
I'll hold it.
I'll hold it.
He holds it upside down.
You want help with that, Tannehazer?
Yes!
Yes!
I don't understand maps!
Says the wizard.
What do you mean you don't understand?
I don't know.
I thought I did and then I saw this one.
He understands like urban maps really, really well.
He's like studied them.
And then you hand him a map of a forest.
And he goes, I don't know what a tree is.
I'm from a place with no plants!
They're scary!
But not you, Rue.
Well, actually, Rue is pretty scary.
Rue is pretty scary.
Rue looks hard.
His beanie green eye.
Look at that!
The famous teeth.
He sends me back in time all the time.
I'm fighting dinosaurs or whatever.
Ugh.
Do you want to go back in time again?
I had...
That's a punishment.
Why do you like that?
No.
I'm a time wizard!
I save fucking a coin.
Oh shit, you too!
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah, it's like, you know, it's why...
You ever notice why I keep casting all that magic?
That time magic?
How I can delay consequences?
Yeah!
Yeah.
But, you know, I guess...
Has the background changed for anybody else?
Yeah.
We're in the time limit.
Oh yeah, we do the exact...
Ah!
I see a phantom!
A phantom before my chamber door!
Yeah!
All right.
We're good.
Sorry, I thought I saw a gnome.
Oh, that's just Pauly Chestnuts.
He'll come back.
No, I hope not.
Did you name him?
Yeah.
Pauly Chestnuts.
That's his backup character now.
Literally, that's gonna be the fucking like,
all right, I've finally killed a few players
and like immediately just the gnome.
I want to very briefly direct the squad's attention
to the general chat here.
I've linked something very important.
Oh no, oh no, okay.
Uh oh.
What's Robin Erndl put in?
Is a firework hexagon box that says
What just happened?
It has a cute puppy on it.
And he says...
World cloud.
...orange people's quality of chemical explosives.
It's a city.
Holy shit.
That's what Baldrick sees.
That's what Baldrick sees.
That's what Baldrick sees when he looks at Orin.
It looks so shell-shocked.
Fuck.
Sorry, not the bear on top?
I don't know what that bear is there for.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, I don't get it, but it's funny.
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
Put that on screen.
Put that on screen.
Now that we've undercut the serious moment between Veena and Orin.
Yeah, very, very...
Yeah, it's like, it's like, this is very important.
Let me give you the deep background on exactly the awful thing Orin that looks over.
Like fucking, like, Orin's pulled out.
What just happened?
Puppy finds, like, explosives and is handing them to Baldrick.
This is where we get our weird and silly out now.
Because we have to be serious for Black Crusade.
Exactly.
You gotta exercise it like a demon.
There you go, chat.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
There you go, chat.
It's just so fucking...
Like, the way it's hugging the fucking...
It's like scared.
It's like a panda!
It's afraid!
What just happened?
Like...
Ugh.
Americans love fireworks, sorry.
We look terrible.
Yeah, sorry.
You activated all of us?
All right.
So...
Alas, guys.
For those of you who are wondering, though, I did just check.
The QR code has exceeded its lifespan.
No.
FUG!
In case, in case you were like me and need to just see where that QR code went.
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
Um...
So, yeah, Vida, Berdivar, his red eyes kind of, like, staring into yours.
It wasn't natural what he did.
I see.
The mother was going to be...
Upset?
He brought it back.
The mother was going to be...
The mother was going to be...
Upset?
He brought it back.
The mother was going to be...
Upset?
He brought it back.
I mean...
Gorgamonger seems...
Happy?
What about the last time you saw him?
Did he seem happy then?
Cut back to, like...
30 minutes ago,
go where walks off to his own like self-inflicted yeah oh i see
right
then i will well anyways good luck he passed you on the shoulder
you asked i had to tell thank i've been wanting to tell someone so badly
all of the other villagers are just humoring him oh but it's good to have someone i could share
that with who can now you know have this deep secret that no one else can know and be with
him in close proximity at all times oh good relief yeah yeah you have good impulse control i can tell
so you obviously you're not going to bring this up at all
vena's like her like your flask feels like really heavy right now vena's like shaky hand was reaching
toward the flask and then he says that and she like brings her hands in front of her kind of laces
her fingers together it's like white knuckling right well do you think that he
knows this he knows it's oh that he did something terrible absolutely
then hasn't he seemed a little off to you
i mean withdrawn
always like his attention is somewhere else in the moment
i thought that was just the adhd
that's right everybody i've managed to incorporate zoran's producer role into
yeah i was gonna say like have you ever noticed he has to stare at the tech on his screen
where he can't get enough time to play the game that he wants to play but
has to make sure the tech isn't going to explode
have you ever heard orin cursing the evil spirit known as obs
yeah don't you get it
why did this he keep saying something about discourse or something about why it sounds like
shit sometimes
then we're just going to have to trust that orin will make the right decision on the time
he has grown up and that he's not the scared little boy that ran away from home anymore
i trust orin with my life
and
maybe this was a stumble but
i think he'll make the right decision
and i trust you little blue girl who i only recently met he pats your shoulder again
thank you do you even know my name
he blinks
i think that's a yes
it's vena i remember oh my god
he hugs you give me a fortitude save
oh all right fortitude save
oh this is the one in that one
damn it that's a 19
i know
it's another 19 right beside that one
uh your your uh delicate um sylphine bones do not crack under the pressure
um okay
but you you feel the the smallest bit of what orin must deal with
uh when he is uh embraced in this manner
i understand now
all right
thank you
meredivar
and i'm gonna like
pat his shoulder
awkwardly
we're gonna go find your wife now
all right
he stares at you like the sky around him suddenly darkens
and remember
do not tell him
have fun kids
yep yep
vena's going to uh putter away like giving him a shaky thumbs up as she goes
he's going to return to the rest of the group
assuming at this point we have like backpacks and bags full of food and cooking wear and
yeah like what other like terrifying like like piece of gear have you discovered that you've added to your uh
like we have like you know the fireworks is there any other horrible thing that you've decided needs to be added
what's the most uncomfortable tent that you guys are aware of
ooh
one that's too small
yeah a single pump tent that's
no actually you know those uh display tents that they have at stores
where only your hand could fit into it
everyone has one now
just
it's like these are the only tents they had available
well that's fine because i can cast a
tiny hut
oh that's really helpful mr tanhouser
oh yeah we do have uh pick turns
tiny hut
yes we have pick turns tiny hut
and uh i you know i thought about getting a mansion
why didn't i might seem
well i i remember when i left that missive outside of everyone's doors
you know shortly after we left the pirate nation
yeah
and i i said hey how important is it
to you guys that we don't get scryed on
because the giant palace it protects us from scrying
yeah
no one responded so then i i just learned how to create these
giant pollen pods
that's pretty cool
wouldn't you by default run higher security
thanks for a new sponsor
sorry
there we have no sponsor
listen nordvpn if you're out there now is the time
you're just leaving money on the ground
i don't know why
we are sponsored by what just happened fireworks
that would be the funniest sponsorship to snag
we should we should do it
we should we should go for it
reach out to them yeah of course
yeah right
i think everyone's looking at me because i have to send the emails
but i have to double check to see their values as a company first
i have to do that
i have to do the research first
that's that's why i said no immediately after i made the joke
so you don't have to do that
so uh that's that's what i would propose
that we like got like camping tents and warm wear
in case we had to go up way too high and it's cold for some reason all that
and you're like you're you're just like packing this out of anger and like
tan house is just standing there like
dude i could make it a mansion
what are you doing
i can make all kinds of cool
how is it you see housing shouldn't be a commodity
it should be a ritual spell
that is called tan hauser
free hauser
free hauser
a mansion
rahula i haven't heard from you in a while
what are you doing
my best as i always do
that's all you can do brother
can also do his worst
that's true
i would like to set the map on fire
no
anarchy baby
wild card
i guess to rewind to to the moments
uh as much as it might be mentioned like oh i can just make a mansion
oran brings up well we just want to make sure we can at least
you know not be spotted from the dragon from up high
so using the cover of trees that were in there probably might be better mr tan hauser
otherwise to make your big building or
to clear out trees like that it might become super obvious
well i i can't make a big building i got all i got is the hut
yeah still
well you put the hut inside of a big clearing i think it's more
defensible than than trees and you can camouflage it with foliage you know
like a gilly kind of situation i can make walls so i can make it look like part of the mountain face
mr tanhauser the dragon can see it from up high
why the hell are you still arguing with me
because you're wrong
no
think again
and i leave
baldrick walks over to
baldrick walks over to oran
and he pats him on the shoulder
oran i have great news
yes mr baldrick
i know what it's like to be be
oh he looks down at his hands
why does it suck so much
i know oran
you learn to live with it
veena comes back with a shell-shocked appearance
so uh
let's get to it
yeah
man isn't this great you know we're not flying anywhere
we're going on we're going on an adventure
like on the ground and we have to walk there and we don't have to worry about
and it's just great it's just us
it's just veena
rua
tenhauser
baldrick
oran
and who can forget gorgamonger i'm glad gorgamonger's still around
yeah where did gorgamonger wander off to
he enters left frame
he slides
how you doing big man
i give him a a grape
you dab him up
you hit him with a dab
that's right
you do the smiling friend's unnecessarily rotoscoped hug
yeah that's exactly true
perfect
i should maybe prepare cozy cabin actually
well we do have a free one
i'm saying
yep
i got you
oran will kind of yell out to his day like dad
he looks up with this like hopeful glean in his eye
oran my boy
do we still have guest rooms available
yes of course
of course
we'll leave in the morning dad
all right
oran just
be safe out there
he just goes to his room
don't forget brekkie
berdivar is like half a football field away as oran chimes out to him as he's
sitting in the corner sopping wet and sad
yeah
no boy
we're leaving in the morning dad
don't forget brekkie
easy edit thurston when he answered that to be really really really quiet
edit thurston to be very small
true
yeah
for the australian viewers turn this upside down
true
easy
and easy
makes sense
color correct this so that it has horrible chromatic aberration and hurts everyone's eyes
oh yes please
you can ask
epilepsy warning before you do that
yeah
okay oran oran basically heads off to
to his old room
and basically just like angrily just
like he would like enter his room and bring in gorgamonger and
basically he's just kind of talking with him and just hanging out with him
at this point but he's also just angrily
like laying in his bed just having a dialogue of just how mad he is at his father
and every time he's like he's like can you believe this gorgamonger and all he gives
his way
i know right
it's like when you talk to your cat
where oran where
where oran
where
where
oran
where
that's my gorgamonger
was that any good was that anything
yeah that was pretty good
that was pretty good
thank you
thanks
so i guess in the in the morning tomorrow uh we can head off and begin adventuring
indeed let us take a big nap
hit the rest
okay
you all rest up and heal you can you can restore your health
uh
and remove all those nasty conditions on you
my bleed
yeah it's been fun looking at your bar
where you just have all the debuffs on
yeah i know this whole time
veena's been in like critical fucking condition
yeah she's like bleeding
as uh
bernifer was explaining all this
just uh-huh
ain't no thing
uh-huh
uh-huh
uh-huh my little red girl
i'm supposed to be blue
uh-oh
wait what color is veena's blood
is it actually red
uh
i think so
unless otherwise stated for the sills
are you an iron-based being
letting me take the status off
i'm bleeding forever
yeah you right click it off like a world of warcraft buff on the top right
i can't remove mine so i'm just prone forever
yeah so if it's not coming off
uh in the effects
i am right
section in your
i'll deal one second
yeah
oh
there's the problem you have to right click the uh the yellow looking
icon there
oh my god if i drag your token over
yeah okay your token's good
i'll drag veena's token over
oh my god there's so many effects
yay i love bleeding
i love it i love it
hooray
all right i'm good thank you thirst
dragging rahua
you're like
god you had so much clumsy on you
yeah
he's just a little clumsy
okay
veena has been actually playing the entire time
uh with 16 hidden stacks of clumsy on
oh that explains it
i got 16 bone stacks
uh the static is not inviting me back
that sure was some shit you just said at me that i think pertains to final fantasy 4
yeah
some kind of final fantasy player
yeah that's fucked up
yeah it shouldn't be allowed
i know
they're gonna they're gonna kill me they're gonna kill me with knives
when
no
tomorrow
it's me
goku
it's coming
why is goku killing you
yeah if you got
hey look
you kind of rely on someone you can trust to get the job done
who else would go kill
many people
okay on that fucking terrible joke
let's let's take a
let's take a
a little break everybody
we'll come back
are you dying mr baldrick
no
well careful mr baldrick
you don't want to get any allergies through the forest
you better cover your face
oh
well you're fine mr baldrick
yeah
do we
have we ever selected what our characters are allergic to
you gotta roll for that
oh if we were playing a little game called shadow run
all right let's see bring that up
shadow run
allergy
table
yeah we gotta find out what we're all allergic to
this is
oh they exist
you can absolutely
we love d hundred tables
i don't i don't think
you're misunderstanding and assuming shadow run is a game where you roll on tables constantly
to develop like you know growths or something
uh you could just pick them
and it's very funny because you could be allergic to silver
it's great
i'm trying to find
trying to find it to see if somebody's just randomly put it up
because that would be lovely
just randomly make us all just like oh yeah let's just you know
yeah shadow run
yeah fucking great shadow
allergy is like
you can literally pick anything
you could pick if you wanted to have it be like a
because doing it gives you points when it comes to like picking traits and whatnot
and it gives you additional karma
so that you can spend it during character creation
some things like
oh well you know i've got an uncommon allergy like
silver gold antibiotics grass
or commonly sunlight seafood bees pollen pollutants wifi sensitivity soy and wheat
i found i found a random one on reddit
um okay all right roll me
uh i'll go down left or right whoever wants to participate
oh no do you want to participate
it fuck yeah hit me with an allergy
uh roll me a d100
i got you
see we get one taste of black crusade
that is true
everybody gets a little tidbit
okay you are allergic to dragon scales
fuck that's actually a really good one right here
that's incredibly relevant right now
no it's incredibly relevant right now
here's the funny thing is that in terms of uh shadow run logic
that would be not only uncommon
you would probably be like oh i can make that an extreme allergy
so that way i get up to
fucking 18 additional karma for doing this kind of thing
and then it's like ah now it's time for you to fight the main bad of the game
a dragon and odo was like
oh no i'm not dunkel zahn not dunkel zahn
there's more than just dunkel zahn
broaden your horizons
read a book
yeah i did it was about dunkel zahn
okay do you want to participate
i do want to participate
roll a d100 for me please
okay we're gonna d100
62 62
uh citrus
common
that's a good allergy for a tree to have
that's a common one
i have a question
can i add a supplement to that uh zoran
can i ask him if he would like the
would he like it to be mild moderate severe or extreme allergy
oh right the actual shadow run rolls
uh i have those i have them i have them
i'm just calcing the karma amount he's getting from it
well honky how bad you want it to be
gamble
roll a d4
yeah
one two three four five
actually there's six of them
severe
so you can just roll a d6
oh that's not that's not severe
that's extreme
uh
oh good
if you come into
you know you're getting an extra 25 karma out of it
but if you're exposed to citrus
you suffer a life-threatening reaction
that's awesome
i love that
all right
all right
speaker are you ready
i'm ready
we're only d100
i was born in a lab to become allergic
that's a d20
awesome job
that's the wrong
you were born in a lab all right
it is
cats
common
cats
you want to give me a d4 speaker
uh sure yeah
my grandmother was allergic to cats
well luckily for you this is a mild
but it's common though
which means that you get 10 karma back
congratulations
average allergy
awesome
i am
i've always been more of a doghauser
all right
erondale go ahead and roll me
yep
uh
i'm gonna give you a 14
uh with that
re-roll
oh
re-roll
because 1 to 30
it says no allergies
so
ah well we gotta
we gotta do that
what the fuck
is a fiendander
say that again
a fiendander
oh
uh
that means that
if you're around fiends
you suffer an allergy to them
ah
and mine is
uh
moderate
which means that it's uncommon
but i'm still getting 10
karma back out of it
because it's a moderate allergy to
fucking fiend dander
zarin
yes
i've also realized the
uh
sound effects
for
all of our lovely dice rolls
are not being picked up
because i love technology
uh
let me get this real quick
it's a good thing technology
yes
yes
they have the internet now
i got a
and that's going to be
uh-oh
da-da-da-da-da
transmutation magic
oh
okay
that's bad
okay
well
yeah
given your
does that mean that every
you were being nerfed
you were a way higher druid
than we were led to believe earlier
you cannot
you cannot benefit from any spell
that boosts your stats
without suffering an allergic reaction
and for the severity for you
it's extreme
it's extreme
it's a robot one
no it's it's mild
like you
like
someone casts
uh
improved statistic
on you
and it's like
uh
itchy
itchy
you get a little rash
you get five karma back from that
all right thursday
you have that ammo
in case we ever get allergies
we're gonna forget that
in two hours
yeah
yeah exactly
shall we
thank you for tuning in
to this bit
i mean
yeah
let's get back to it warriors
my allergy
which nobody asked for
oh yes
every one of you
every single person on tyne
would have to share that allergy
i don't like it
i don't like it at all
that could be used against me
yeah
no
wait
every single person on tyne
that would include
everyone but rahua
rahua's a person
i don't know about that
bring up that star trek episode
let's have it to be
oh man
the is rahua person
trial episode
that we never knew we needed
but we definitely needed
being a revolutionary
is about personal truth
and seeing our new life forms
to radicalize
and there
it sits
waiting
pulky how do you feel about this
the subject of my agency
comes up a lot
and i'm kind of worried
rua get back into the pokeball
oh
you're going to daycare
you don't have enough badges
to train me tanhauser
i cast cast into time
the time gym leader
with that
hi everybody
i think you're going
out towards the mountains
is your current cunning plan
is that correct
yes indeed
excellent
this is a good time
to remember exploration activities
what's everyone doing
with their exploration activity
oh man i gotta pull up the exploration activities
i am going to be seeing
if i can sense
any rot corruption
via detect magic
okay
okay
patchar
patchar
patchar
so yours is repeat a spell
yeah
i
uh for orn
will be doing
scouting
which basically means
uh you scout ahead
behind uh
ahead and behind the group
to watch danger
moving at half speed
at the start of the next encounter
every creature in your party
gains plus one circumstance bonus
to their initiative rolls
pog pog
what's everyone else doing
i
think i'm gonna do avoid notice
which
in this instance
is
i attempt a stealth check
to avoid notice
while traveling at half speed
but i have
i believe
a perk
which assists
with that
to find it real quick
feet
excuse me
oh
unless i traded it out
which is possible
because a lot of my
a lot of my feats
at the time
were kind of
eh
is it
i'll look that up
but for now
i'm going to be saying
i'm doing
uh
avoid notice
avoid notice
it's been a while
since we did this
yeah
you know
um
well i was gonna do
rally
but i would probably
want to be rallying
orin
and he's
he's behind us
um
or in front
we just don't know
and come back
i saw nothing
i saw a rock
today
that's really nice
orin
thank you
i'm gonna look over here now
oh excuse me
mine has nothing to do
with uh
that
it will still have us
move at half
but it will make it
so that i am
always taking precautions
against special senses
while doing avoid notice
okay
um
yeah i'll just
go ahead
and uh
broadly rally
whoever's sticking
with the group
it's nice to just have
rallying does
yeah
uh
you spend one minute
encouraging your ally
that this action
typically has the auditory
and linguistic traits
if you're using
a performance skill
the gm might adjust
the traits for this action
to match the traits
for the type of your performance
attempt a dc 15 skill check
might adjust the dc
based on circumstances
such as
attempting to rally
an ally
who suffered
a humiliating defeat
uh
critical success
the ally can spend
one resolve point
to regain all their stamina points
you can continue
uh
on a success
you can continue
encouraging your ally
for a total of 10 minutes
wait
uh
okay
stamina points
hmm
am i looking at the wrong table
i think you're looking at like
a different game maybe
unless it's a
like subsystem
i'm looking on archives of netthes
for pathfinder second edition
so this is
okay
okay
we can't use it
we don't use stamina points
right right right
okay
i'm just like
i'm on archives of netthes
where
what
you can also find
the expression activities
in your action section
inside of your character sheet
on foundry
uh
where your normal stuff is
and the tabs on the top
you'll see exploration
and then you can click
the browse button there
and see what's there
some of them aren't like
the best
um
there's like
one thing in which
actually you can just
have to give you one easy
you can take scout
uh
they'll make it a lot easier
and i can train mine to track
um
i'm not very good at survival
so i'll just avoid notice
with uh
ball drive
will having auto help me
avoid notice
improve it
or
uh
scouting
just allows
anything for survival
that just gives everyone
a plus one of their
initial roles
when combat starts
oh
yeah
i'm doing
i'm switching the track
and that
i'm mostly just uh
logic wise going
i'm looking for
any obvious signs
of
of oren's mom
uh
and
any other veteran
parties going up
okay
scouting
scout
oh venus scouting
all right
should i roll
my stealth
or am i waiting
for rehuba's choice
no no
you will only
roll that
if in
like basically
if we get into
like a combating
situation
that lets you
use stealth
for initiative
essentially
and start
hitting
things so
i have a question
actually real quick
about that
just because
it says i do
move at
half speed
but i do have
swift sneak
which means i can
move at full speed
while sneaking
yeah so in
this case
it won't matter
as much because
a bunch of
the other people
are still taking
actions where
they're half
move anyways
so okay
you're kind of
moving at your
at your slowest
uh
works for me
companion
um
all right
so
zorn
tell me a little
bit about the
forests of your
homeland
how to best
describe it
um
pretty much
think of basically
the woods of
alaska i guess
like definitely
in the summertime
whenever you know
when the sun
actually arrives
and such
um
i don't know if
you've ever seen
any of those
types of paintings
where it's like
these beautiful
white mountains
in the distance
and it's just
this
just like
it's being
choked by
trees really
there's a lot
of forest
yeah yeah
think of bob
ross like forest
paintings and
stuff
um
a lot of it
kind of like
that kind of
tundra-like
setting but of
course in the
summer it's like
lovely green
fields uh
beautiful mountains
and the um
kind of reaching
up to the skies
and forests
and various bits
of nature that
are just extending
across you know
up and down
this mountain
range where
uh the
marvid people
basically you
know hunt and
travel through
and basically
use it as their
kind of secure
homestead uh
maybe even
further out
maybe there might
be like a trail
of smoke of
some ambitious
dwarves going
just cutting down
some trees and
basically feel
their forges down
below you know
there could be
just other people
dealing with stuff
and nature itself
is either fighting
against that or
not doing too
much to it
do whatever the
dwarves are going
with uh as
we kind of go
through it it
will be it
would be pleasant
pretty much in
the area pretty
much where the
main housing is
uh like birds
are singing
lovely beams of
light are coming
through when it's
daylight like
think of like
think of princess
mononoke of the
forest scenes that's
what i would kind
of bring your
imagination to if
you've ever seen
that movie
like moss
beautiful
moss covered
uh flooring
little streams
here and there
you have to hop
over super fresh
very cold
and it's just
it's like you
feel at peace
when you go
through this part
of the forest
i definitely
feel at peace
vena give me a
fortitude save
fuck
why
that's two
for a 21
give me one
moment
okay
we're waiting
for your
demise
that's nothing
so terrible
um
okay
i get rotten
five again
no
i was not
quite expecting
this but this
is a great
this is great
this is this
is my favorite
in fact
this is
this is fun
um
you're in the
forest
vena you
were you
were definitely
like scouting
around
helping out
with your
allies
attempting to
avoid notice
i i you
you went with
void notice
right
yep
excellent so
you're like
kind of jumping
from tree to tree
right no
uh uh
wait i was
or were you
scouting
you are
scouting okay
perfect so
yeah you are
you are definitely
in front this is
actually better if
you're scouting
because you're up
in front of the
group which means
you're kind of
the in this case
the first line
if you will
now
tanhauser
hi
can you
give me an
arcana check
i absolutely
can
all right
then
let's roll
my legendary
arcana
and uh get a
two on the
dice
we're doing
so well
i'll spend
a hero point
to re-roll
okay
all right
we're using
a hero point
we're 14
on the dice
for a 40
in total
cool
um so
so
sadly it's not
a crit success
but it's a success
enough
um as
you're able
to tell
up ahead
that you're
you're coming
into some
line of
primal energy
um it's not
rot but you're
you're looking
for rot and
it's definitely
kind of you're
you're in this
moment of like
okay everybody
stop
except for
veena who
is kind of
up ahead
um and
sadly
um your
check is
enough to
basically like
prevent everyone
else but
veena from
passing this
line
now
everyone stop
wait veena
okay
i'm gonna ask
a question and
it's gonna be
very relevant
uh-huh
zoran
yes
what is
oran's
mother's
favorite
woodland
critter
i'm trying
to think
of the
right word
for it
i
a doe
i think
would be
correct
thing
make sure
i'm saying
it a bit
smaller please
oh sorry
like
something
something a
bit smaller
let's just
say that
you know
what hey
chat what
should it
be
chat help
us out
help us out
should it
be chat
youtube and
twitch chat
tell me which
one you think
it'd be i'll
take a
whatever you
guys mention
i'll kind of
take it out
of there
a miniature
deer
it could like
if you want
to do like
a really
tiny deer
that's fine
that's fine
like a
little
like a
little
almost
baby
doe
yeah
magpie
limbing
ferrets
a duck
a duck
porcupine
pygmy
hippo
pygmy hippos
are so
adorable
yay
a stone
mosquito
she loves
a mosquito
i'll pick
that i'll pick
that platypus
they're so
platypus
so it's not
a tugbert
okay
no no
we can't make
it a tugbert
yeah that's
right
thank you
it's a tugbert
all right
everybody
all right
everybody
all right
everybody
all right
everybody
okay
veena
that's me
describe what
happens
and what you
look like
when you
are
polymorphed
into a tugbert
oh
oh my god
i will point
out
you critically
failed that
so this is a
until you get
to remove
curse this is a
very permanent
change
oh my god
yeah it's
like
uh
um
i would say
it's a little
blue tugbert
it's got the
everything is like
blue and the
little beak is
like white
um
definitely still
has the hat
but it's small
now
um
and
little
little
little feathers
peeking out
in places
okay
so because
you
critically
failed
by one
which is
art
um
you are
transformed
into the
chosen
harmless
animal
body
and
mind
oh my god
so
i need you
to role
play
as
as like
an
unintelligent
tugbert
um
like
literally
like
like
like
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
we'll need
a
this is a
little business
what i wrote
uh
what i wrote
for tugbert's
is that
they are
technically
uh
rather intelligent
hive minds
however they can
only speak
via like
quacking
noises
that
oh great
oh great
yeah yeah
this was really
uh
um
this is a
really
this is pushing
the bounds
of my acting
and improv
and
yeah
i'm glad
i'm glad
i'm glad
um
this is a
transcendent
experience
yeah
vena waddles up
oh do you
have the
do you have
like the
oh fuck
do you have
the sharkskin
hat on
is that
your hat
oh no
is it like
a blue tugbert
with the pirate
hat on
is that
is that
what's happened
here
yes
totally
yes exactly
happened here
correct
fanartist
get
get
you
fucking
roll up
your sleeves
we love
each of
their podcast
listeners
uh
tugbert
is a cute
little platypus
who kind of
stands upright
and carries
a lovely
little briefcase
full of his
super awesome
business
stuff that he
has
he's also
wearing i think
a fedora i think
at the top of his
head
and he's just a
cute little guy
and you too can get
him as you're familiar
for your games
uh from our pdfs
our companion pdfs
yeah
um so so um
let me let me set
the scene
tanhazer you like
shout out like
like alerting
veena but veena's
crossing like the
threshold of a tree
and as that
happens like it's
like veena takes
a step and like
crosses your vision
with the tree
interposing it
and while veena
steps through the
tree it's not
veena that steps
out the other
side of the tree
instead almost
like waddle
walking out of
the other side
of the tree
is this
blue
animal
that is a
tugbert
what just
happened
i i think
orin
talk to talk to
talk to veena
get an information
out of her
but where's veena
she's the tugbert
well the tugbert
you know it seems
like to be a fan
of miss veena
but it's not
no orin
there was a
ley line of pure
natural energy
it transformed
her
oh it's still
there by the
way
and it's still
there so don't
get too close
try to coax her
over here
he's like right
by the ley
line points
at this one
yes
stepping over
do you want to
give me a nature
check orin
as you're like
by this
by this
magical fucking
line of energy
sure thing
please
okay
i was like
oh that's a 17
for a total of 40
okay
this is
this is a
a like
a magical
line that has
been set up
to ward off
intruders to
the area
um
you can tell
based off of
the different
energies at play
here
this was like
a ward
set by your
mother
thanks orin's
mom
orin's mom
it's got
got the
curses
on
it's like
uh orin will
come back to the
group and be like
he's like
like these are
these are words that
my mom made
that means she
must be near
that's right
little platypus
guy
okay
okay
all right
listen
uh
i'm gonna try and
pick up vena the
the tugbert
like it's one of those
like both your arms
like your hands
go under the armpits
of this
it's like
it's like a slightly
oversized like stuffed
animal
i want i want us to get a
plushie tugbert made
it's so damn bad
i know
i think we can actually
you know people really
want people to actually
make that happen
so people have to let us
know if they want that
if we do well enough
we'll even do the blue
vena
yeah
true
exactly
if you buy enough of them
as a goal
we'll make a vena one
we should get tugbert's
made for the entire
cast
yay
we should
anyway
yeah staring with
the big wet eyes
i'm gonna i'm gonna
wrap her up
in my uh little black
shawl that i always
have
um
and uh just kind of
keep her under
just just hold
hold on there
just make sure
it'll be
it seems that
classic
sorry sorry
sorry
you pick up vena
you pick up vena
like the football
yeah yeah yeah
no vena
vena
vena burt
how do you react
to this
vena burt
um
i don't know
are tugberts
aggressive
no they're
fiscally responsible
true
true
i i i i i open up
my briefcase and show
my stock portfolio
this is
the work of the enemy
i'll throw all of the business
stuff out and replace it
with communist propaganda
then close the briefcase
and hand it back
uh vena burt how do you react
to this
abject
i'm going to express it
do you express it in any way
big wet eyes
looking like that one crying cat
do you say anything
thurston really just wants you to say quack
really bad
i just want you to make the sound again
i'm trying
the mic don't pick me up
no no it wasn't
it's gonna be awkward now
with the new audio track stuff
where you're doing it
we don't respond to it
because we only are listening to people
through discord
so it's kind of just super awkward
for all of us now
uh yeah exactly
yeah you gotta be louder
with your little sound
come on try again
remember if
remember closer to your mic
there you go
you're gonna fucking need it
as a tugbert
oh buddy
i look at rahula
can you do anything about this
uh let me think
i'm rolling my eyes back my head
and looking at all the spells
that i've written down
in my prepared spells list
and i'm reading the rules
and uh
veen birds
quick question
oh no
would you be
would you consider yourself
a minion of me
oh no
no
oh my god
okay well what if i plied you
with a very tasty bug
damn he does make a good point
now would you say
we're just
we're going through
the onboarding process here
okay we've established
your minion
if i give you a bug
and you're paid
a compensatory wage
relevant to your skill grade
would you say that
by result of this contract
i permanently control you
that's still veena in there
is veena saying she wants to
hold on because she's got the
mind of a tugbert
yeah
yeah and a tugbert is an
intelligent being
hold on hold on hold on i'm i'm i'm problem solving problem solving
it sounds like you're trying to lawyer your way into something and no i'm not trying to i hate lawyer i would never lawyer my way into something you can't leave hulky crow unsupervised
you know immediately
people said speaker
people said speaker was the problem player earlier i don't know hulky crow hulky crow gotta watch out for hulky crow
yeah
vena you only have to accept this if you want vena to eat a bug and be like i'm a tugbert now oh i would love to be plied with a bug
is that it
what do tugbirds eat i assume they eat what they want they're tugbirds they think intelligently they just what do you want what do you want i thought it was a platypus i didn't think i had coherent thoughts
you should read the shit i write god damn it
i'm sorry
so technically technically speaking the metamorphosis you've undergone would not a lot normally allow you to be rendered into an intelligent creature so you're more like an unintelligent tugbert
tugbert so just a platypus wearing a hat
yeah exactly yes you are you are a poser tugbert yes i don't even have a case you know that's also uh that's also a trait you can take in shadow run tugbert poser
tugbert poser
is that true
and the best part was was that you critically failed like this is gonna derail the fucking rest of this session and i love it
yeah yeah exactly
but like i was like oh man they've never failed like a like irrelevant fucking super bad save in their life like
oh man like like you know the success condition would just be the target gains minor features of the harmless animal and it's sickened for like a little bit ha ha ha
um or you turn into it for one minute but keep your mind ha ha no you just went full tugbert you're you're full tugbert
thurston thurston if anybody was gonna critical fail that you know it would have to be me
you scouted
what
now deal with your permanent tugbertification
google search what do platypuses eat
uh plucked a pie
human
human
human
human
human
i was turned into a tugbert by humans
i wish to make me tugbert
wikipedia page for platypus
you must make more tugbert farms
i'm sitting here with tented fingers
i will cross the table
yeah all right all right
um
is this why you listen to us chat is this is this it is this why you
i don't know why anybody watches our show
i don't know i don't get it
what they do
they watch us
what they do
they surprise me every day
yeah
your patreon dollars would go towards us replacing vena's avatar with a blue tugbert if we do not find a solution to this
does nobody have remove curse
my back hurts
technically rahua would be able to have a remove curse spell i'm a spontaneous caster so i have to be stuck with mine
uh we would have to long rest potentially and rahua would have to find a spell that would remove curses
i've been i've been looking for some
the one i can remove that i know is petrification and that's it
that's it
okay
you might have to pray to your god for a solution to this problem
i might have to do that but i'm currently still waiting for a solution from vena
um
yeah
platypi eat bugs
so this is an acceptable contract
so tug vena uh platyvina would eat a bug
okay
and by that extension you're now my minion
because i'm paying you a wage
are you about to pet cash me
i think you're about to get pet cash
of sorts
you're going in the ball vena
i'm going in the fucking pokey ball
you're becoming a pokemon for the rest of your fucking life
i want to see this pogo be a gameplay
you want to know what's going to happen
he's going to pet cash you
you're going to wind up in like a dark grim hollow
and you're going to land on top of something squishy
you're going to look underneath you
glove talk
dead
it's the rotting corpse of glove talk
so
we all cash down here
yeah
you're
yeah
keep going
keep going
i'm going to ride this out
i'm going to ride this out to the end
i'm going to see where you're going
i'm going to let you cook here
absolutely
okay yeah so you're my minion now
that's
that's awesome
i'm so
i'm so happy that you've decided to be onboarded
for the next step in your career
thurston i cast final sacrifice
yeah
fuck you
my god
oh my god
what the fuck
die
motherfucker
i flip my alignment i'm on board with this
read final sacrifice for hero for the class because we know what it is
absolutely
well
final sacrifice
i know what it is
it's a spell with the concentrate divine manipulate traits and one other
it has a range of 120 feet in the area of a 20-foot emanation and targets one creature with the minion trait that you summoned or permanently control it has a basic reflex save or defense i'm sorry you channel disruptive energies through the bond between you and your minion causing it to violently explode the target is immediately slain and the explosion deals 66 fire damage
with a basic reflex save with a basic reflex save the creature does not get to save it just dies
okay
now i want to hold hold a thought here
okay
i i can't wait wait i have i have a theory on what you're doing rihua but please keep going
i know exactly what you're doing now
i know exactly what you're doing now
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
keep going
yeah yeah yeah
keep going rihua okay
okay so you cast it
um
veena tugbird explodes it is as a vat of gooey blue beef stroganoff
oh
i'm just gonna assume because it's funny that like tannhauser was still holding her while this happened
THURSTEN i would like to reflexively ambush uh rahua with as many attacks as i can before
we don't know that rahua is responsible i mean look he could be innocent
are you are you telling me are you telling me
anybody can cast final sacrifice
hold on hold on are you telling me that rahua is not stanced up like fucking dr manhattan doing away with rorschach in this particular moment
because i think he is
i i'm like 99% sure i know what's coming next but
all right
the cleric got bored so
the cleric got bored
he's like i'm done with this campaign
look look look i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie y'all this is like if hulky's doing what hulky's trying to do here
it's next level plays but let's see let's see let's see okay
you got ten seconds hulky before buldrick assassinates you
don't worry
don't worry i'm cooking with this
i'm cooking
uh-huh
it's
you got five seconds
you just hear like the echoing like
it's like your it's like your fucking like head with your ribcage burst open your head like lolling to the side
staring at rahua who's fucking betrayed you and just lets out the wing
not a lot could give tannhauser ptsd
go on here hua fix it
you have two seconds
maybe
and at the moment of death i'm gonna cast breath of life instead
sweet sweet i was waiting for this
which is the problem is you you bring back the tugbert
thurston when you said when you said
oh yeah i have an idea where things are going
i i didn't have a backup plan i was just gonna see how far i could take the bit and explode vena
oh yeah
oh yeah
so you explode like sardina explodes
it's like this like fucking like chestless tugbert staring
the life bleeding out of its eyes
tan outs are still holding like hands out
bits are in it
buldrick's getting ready with the bombs
and then before anyone can fucking act i assume just like oran's just staring
um and then fucking like fucking rahua runs up and channels the anarchic energy
and like you see this brief moment where like there's this spectral vision of like vena's true form
that looks like it's forming and then it's all sucked back into the tugbert
the tugbert is there
and vena you've just lived through being or vena burt
you've just lived through being exploded
remember you're unintelligent but you lived through this
how do you react
yeah like the spirit of vena like floating above her who are like rahua that was really clever
where you saved back to the back to the tugbert and just
wah
it's gonna reach
its little flippered hands toward the nearest flask
does
does breath of life bring you back to full health
no
not full health
it would do
that much
that's how much damage
that's how much hp you have
oh great
you're okay
you're like a battle like fucking wounded tugbert
let me see something real quick
hold up
cause he did lethal to you in one stroke
and now
yeah he blew her up
whatever is left from breath of life
yeah
there we go
i'm gonna be real i didn't think i would get this far
i thought you'd be able to tell me to shut up that you wouldn't be a minion but no you just
oh no hulky i lived you
it was really
you're very tiny
i trust you
you put my hand
you put your little blue
stubby hands on mine
and you guided it to the lever of the trolley
and you said
wah
it's okay
whatever happens i trust you
it's okay
what you guys
implicitly hulky crow
what you guys missed in all of that
was as
Zoran was doing the apply healing
i heard the female voice assigned to vena go
eh
yeah
so what you what you just accomplished hulky was the the youtube poop sexer explosion and then reverse
literally
the fire undertale explosion
bitch
so so tenazer is going to hold
hold
vena bert very tightly
all right
you are not allowed to help anymore
i thought i thought i could we could cheat death look i'm a wizard observe
no you're not a wizard
uh i'm baldrick is going to just start wailing on him with the club from his uh his belt loop
do not do that again
do not do that again
again
ah
get him so get some citrus
pour it in his eye
oh
I haven't finished torturing Hulky, it's night.
Holy shit.
The worst part is, is it's still that Hulky
is the only character who could possibly untap.
And he's just like, no, no, no, I got this.
Explode.
I'm very happy I also have Breath of Life
in case I'm wrong.
Oh shit, hold on, I can catch it again.
Final sacrifice!
No!
A final sacrifice.
I'm going to cast disintegrate on Rahua in a second.
I like that everyone's like, Baldrick needs to take custody.
I have done nothing wrong by Vina Burt.
I'm not giving Baldrick.
It's not yet, it's not yet.
Baldrick's not going to take custody of Vina at this juncture
because he's still beating some sense into Rahua
for momentarily annihilating one of the closest people
in the party to him.
And I love, I love that like, also Rahua is still like a two year old.
So this was, this was clearly in character.
This is the anarchic energy we've been missing, y'all.
Like, oh my god.
I gotta, I gotta look tearfully at, at Vina Burt.
He's gonna say, listen, if we can't change you back, I promise
I'll raise you right into a true socialist warrior.
Easy, easy, please edit in fully of a piece of wood getting hit by a metal pipe.
Can I use, can I use time sense to know that the spell is permanent unless despelled?
Well, your arcana check is enough for you to understand what has happened.
So you, you know that only powerful, uh, powerful magic,
like powerful diviner occult magic is going to be done for this.
Oh, I need water.
I need milk.
I was like, oh man, this, this simple hazard will be a three minute encounter.
No, fuck no, this is, this is like in a fucking PF1 campaign.
Anytime you use plane shift, you're always like, they're going to make their save.
It's nothing.
They never make their save.
They'll fucking go to the plane of water and die.
Oh my God.
Permanent.
Orin, how are you handling this?
He's like, he's just wide-eyed going.
He's like, cuts to your childhood, like, oh, orin, look at the fields of tug birds.
I love them so.
I thought they exploded suddenly.
They're trying to get, there's all the Ziskoran landmines from an old war.
And they're all trying to cross the fields in a tugboat migration.
Look upon the, oh, they're so, they're so lovely this season.
Let's see if they have to make it.
Just some big fat, like, fucking, like, uh, goddamn Golgothan, like, truck driver.
Like, yeah, we just gotta dump all these landmines out here.
Is it legal dumping?
There's so many explosions, it starts making trenches, so now the camera gets down into it.
It's just looking like a World War II movie.
The tug birds are laying there, and one has his leg missing, and he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And then another one comes up, wearing a medic helmet in the back.
He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And then he's like, wait, wait, wait.
He hands the other medic tug bird with a picture of his tug bird family.
He looks, and the medic looks at it with a tear in his little beady eye.
And then, of course, he kind of closes the eye of now the dead tug bird.
He's like, hacksaw Ridge for Tugbert.
Coming soon to a theater near you, Tugbert Ridge.
Also, also, the Golgothan truck driver definitely has a what-just-happened-firework set that he's fucking-
No, no, no, Thurston, Thurston.
Thurston, Thurston, Thurston, you need to understand the what-just-happened-thing, instead of the puppy, it's a tug bird.
Yes, it's literally that.
It's actually that.
Also, Hulky, I need you to understand.
I know this was a bit, and it was very funny, and we've all had a great laugh at it.
Baldrick is too serious for that, and you have now just irreparably harmed Rahua's relationship with him.
He is angry at you.
I had a co-worker just fucking DM me on Discord to go, oh my god, what the fuck?
So we're doing it right, everybody.
We're doing it right.
This is how it's supposed to be played.
You see, that's how we know that we're the best at Pathfinder, because Paizo literally looks at us, play the game, and goes, what the fuck are they doing to my precious game?
People are worried about the fucking weaknesses and resistance errata.
No, this is the real secret sauce.
Polymorphed into a tug bird, convincing your friend to become a minion so you can blow them up.
This is the real Pathfinder meta, everybody.
Thirsten, I'm just imagining a boardroom meeting area, but all the chairs, like all the people in them for a brief moment transform into the what-just-happened firework.
I hope Thirsten gets pulled into a meeting about this.
I don't think that the Rotgrind crew is more powerful than Tree Razor, but they're definitely more dangerous.
We have now considered a new way to deal with Tree Razor.
Just on account, if he happens to just critically fail, what an important role.
I don't know, just look at it before we leave.
Yay!
Sorry, Jers.
Yeah, who drew it?
That was yours.
Yeah, thank you, Jers.
Let me see if I can find it.
Where did I put it?
There it is.
All this time I'm scouring my potential spells.
I get larying.
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