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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
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The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
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Victor, what a world we live in.
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Oh, yes.
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We do, Peaches.
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It's a world.
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A a world.
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That's right.
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What did you find today?
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There was there's this popular TikTok creator.
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I believe his name is, like, HubsWorld or something like that.
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Alright.
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He would post a day in the life of content of him working his nine to five job.
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Okay.
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He has gained over 900,000 followers.
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K.
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And now he just quit to become a full time content creator, and everybody's upset.
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What?
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If they're upset that he quit his job?
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They're upset he quit his job because that means no more nine to five content like he would post.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's a good point.
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If that's the content people like and you stop making it, you're not gonna make it as a content creator.
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His name is Hubs Life.
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I just saw it here.
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Alright.
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What was his job?
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I don't know.
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I think it was one of those stereotypical, like, cubicle jobs.
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Oh, well yeah, dude.
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Sorry, fans, but, if you can get out of the cubicle job, you gotta go.
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Yeah.
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It doesn't say.
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Just says a 28 year old with a normal job here.
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Well, it'll be interesting to see what he does for content.
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I hope he makes it because, you know, being able to work for yourself.
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No boss man.
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It's where it's at.
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900,000 followers, though, I feel like he's making a good amount of money.
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He could have pretended.
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Now he could have quit his actual nine to five job and just pretended he's still working there.
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That's true.
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That's all good.
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Cubicle at home.
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Mhmm.
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Mhmm.
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They've just done that instead of, you know, telling everybody, making everybody upset for whatever reason.
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Well, they need to, get over it.
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Go find somebody else walk you know, that you can watch work in a cubicle.
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Oh, boo hoo.
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Maybe he'll start making even more entertaining stuff.
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You know?
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He'll be able to, dedicate time to getting creative.
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Yeah.
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What if he, like, just goes out of, like, out of the blue and just says, here's my OnlyFans?
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I wouldn't surprise me either.
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Wouldn't surprise me either.
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I I my former, high school classmate, basketball teammate, whatever you wanna call him, Pepe, that was just on Love Island Yeah.
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He has skyrocketed with the amount of Instagram followers he has.
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He has close to 900,000.
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Yeah.
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Being on a reality show will do it.
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People love that garbage.
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And so I was predicting my friends.
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I'm like, either he's gonna start up a stupid podcast because everyone has a podcast these days, and he's gonna call it, like, Pepe's Playhouse or something like that, or he's gonna start that whole, OnlyFans career as well.
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Pepe's Pit Party.
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Pepe's Pit Party.
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He's gonna try to compete with me.
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That's right.
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He's gonna steal your steal your thing.
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Yeah.
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Steal your game.
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Luck.
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Victor, we love the am I overreacting subreddit.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a good one.
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It's a good one.
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This lady posted that a guy she's been dating for over a month sent her a spreadsheet of all the dates they had been on and how much he had personally spent and is asking her to reimburse him.
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Oh my gosh.
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And it's not because they'll break it up or anything.
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He just sent her the spreadsheet out of the blue.
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Yeah.
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That's kinda weird behavior.
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Alright?
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Dudes, if you're gonna take a lady out and you're like, let me get you some food, yeah.
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You have to make the agreement up front to split the bill or
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something like that.
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Already don't like the age gap.
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Says, hi, everyone.
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I, female, 23.
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I've been dating this guy, male, 32, for a little over a month now.
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He was very persistent in pursuing me, constantly texting, making plans, asking me to go on runs, bike rides, and beach days, and inviting me to dinner, bars, and even paying for Ubers to and from his place.
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We were hanging out at least four times a week.
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Everything felt like it was going somewhere.
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He'd been slowly building things up and even walked wait no.
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Even waited weeks to finally kiss her.
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Wow.
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Alright.
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Then out of nowhere, he sends me a literal Excel spreadsheet with a breakdown of dates, how much he spent, and a column with my name asking me to reimburse him.
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I'm attaching it because I truly can't believe it.
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It feels transactional and weirdly formal, especially since he was the one initiating nearly all the plans.
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Okay.
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And he didn't do it as a joke?
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Apparently not.
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I mean, that's a well elaborate that's an elaborate joke
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Right.
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Yeah.
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To write down literally everything, give her the exact amount.
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If I was him, you know, I I would just say, I'm just joking.
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I thought it was funny, and then try to
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cover it up.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I guess.
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Well, now she's posted it everywhere, and we're talking about it.
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So Yeah.
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That's correct.
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Actually a real story.
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It it maybe.
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It may not be.
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You never know with Reddit.
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Sometimes you read these things, and they seem potentially fake.
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That one, I mean, there are a lot of idiot guys out there.
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So you know?
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And he is I don't know.
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Like, we've talked about age gaps before on the show.
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I I don't know at what point it becomes seemingly appropriate to, date someone much younger than you, but he's in his thirties.
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She's in her early twenties.
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She's 23.
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23, and he's how old?
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32.
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That's I mean, it's not terrible.
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She's not, like, 18.
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You know, you figure out you figure out a little bit more life by 23.
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So I'll say you're still
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not ready.
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So at what point is the age gap okay, Peaches?
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I'm I'm just weird about that whole thing.
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I know.
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I know.
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Because, you know, I think it can be perfectly appropriate.
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You're also the guy that advocates for nude everything.
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Well, that's right.
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Nude bowling, nude resorts, nude everything, for sure.
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No point at all in being nude at a resort
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except that it's fun.
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No.
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You need to wash the chairs.
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Doesn't mean that one big, fat, stinky, smelly guy that sits in one of those chairs, you know, doesn't take care of himself
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Yeah.
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But
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leaves behind a residue.
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No.
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You have to have a towel.
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That's part of the, nude resort rule.
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I saw If
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you're gonna sit down, you sit down on your towel.
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For the whole bowling thing that we talked about, they had to cover everything with that plastic wrap.
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Well, yeah.
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I would hope so.
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Why would you wanna have that stupid event in the first place?
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Why don't they just have them bring a towel?
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Don't forget to bring a towel.
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Because you know, that's the motto of the nude, activities.
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Bring bring a towel.
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It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem.
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I am Peaches.
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I'm Victor Wilt, and I guess we're gonna lay out the attack on one of our local competitors.
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I haven't heard this yet, Peaches.
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Talk trash Tuesday.
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Trash talk Tuesday.
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There we go.
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That's right.
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I said it backwards.
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My bad.
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That's okay.
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I decided to follow the, other radio stations in the area because I never really pay attention to them outside of, well, when we make fun of things like this.
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Yeah.
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You know?
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Because you you will most often bring things to my attention that they do.
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Mhmm.
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I just focus on my show, my podcast, everything because clearly, I am better.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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I just haven't been paying attention to the local market recently.
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I don't know what they're up to.
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There's this one particular DJ for a radio station here in the area that just keeps giving away tons of stuff.
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Well I
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don't know what this radio station just must have prizes galore.
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And it's the most random things too.
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It's like baseball game tickets.
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It's donuts.
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It's concert tickets.
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You know,
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it's because that programmer, that's how they think you get people to, listen, which no.
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You give them content.
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If every break we did was win a prize, nobody would listen because they wanna hear us say something.
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So anyway
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Well, this particular duo, they're not necessarily a duo.
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There's the morning show host.
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Should we even name their names or should we just
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Well, you're gonna play it and it says their names.
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Yeah.
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Well And aren't they married?
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They're a married couple.
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Her real name I I don't wanna say her own name.
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Yeah.
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Don't say her real name.
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Her his real name.
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Her oh, I'm not yeah.
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I don't say him.
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I call him by his on air name.
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Yeah.
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But
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So Josh and Chantelle, what did they do?
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No.
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Makenna and Shaggy on ninety four nine The Pick.
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Alright.
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And
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we're gonna preface this by we like Shaggy.
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He's a good dude.
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I just think this this segment's a little dumb and I also find it insulting whenever they, like, whenever, like, radio companies hire someone that has no prior broadcasting experience whatsoever.
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Well, they do that a lot.
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And then it was like,
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we need someone to fill the time slot and then they end up putting on this, like, terrible show.
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Alright, peaches.
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But it's true though.
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Like, if you have someone who, like, hosts a podcast that has no prior experience, you're gonna have a dull product.
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Yeah.
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I I think everyone should have to go through, the total ringer like, you know, me and Josh and Jade did.
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The way that I had to go through it too with you you guys, you know.
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Oh, you had it easy.
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No.
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You rolled into an easy
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Not at all.
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Already popular position.
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You didn't have to be a board op working three hours on the weekends.
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Of course.
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I didn't work at the iHeartMedia people.
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And then you didn't have to be the board op supervisor.
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I didn't
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do the whole, like, grunt work for Hollywood too.
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Getting Barbies, coffee, and all of that.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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As long as I don't been through it all.
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Gotta slowly work your way up, weekend only shift, you know, for a few years.
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Anyway, let's let's get to their bit.
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So well, today's question, they asked, John, Paul, George, or Ringo?
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Which is already a dumb question as it is.
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Now what's the point of the bit?
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But the the the whole point of the bit is to basically, like, you know, for some reason, every radio show needs to have, hey, let's ask the listeners a question.
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I was forced to have Depeach their own.
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You weren't forced.
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Yeah.
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I was forced.
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You could get rid of it.
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No.
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I was definitely forced.
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That was a it was a whole Jade thing, like, you need to have a a segment for the listeners to call in.
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Yeah.
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It's well, it's a good idea to get listeners to call
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for sure.
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So, yesterday, they asked the question, what's your favorite joke?
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Well, I couldn't tell mine on air.
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That's for sure.
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And they call this segment speed dating.
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Okay.
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And so here's here's the intro to it.
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I was thinking, I wanna go on a date.
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A date?
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What's a date?
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It's time for speed dating with McKenna and Shaggy on ninety four nine and +1 045, the pick.
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Alrighty.
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Welcome to speed dating, Shaggy.
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How's it going?
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It's a Monday, so as good as it can go on a Monday.
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Yeah.
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It's Monday.
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Gotta get down on Monday.
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No.
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I can say she brings out his normal voice.
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That's Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He's not good at all.
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It's Monday, everybody.
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He is talking a little bit more normal.
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No offense, Shaggy.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's Monday.
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Gotta get down on Monday.
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No.
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It makes no sense at all.
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But yeah.
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I mean, if it were Friday, it would.
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But Let's get off.
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Go ahead and pop Shaggy, just keep talking like that.
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K?
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All of your breaks, talk like that.
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He sound totally normal.
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That's even on video, he talks with his
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He goes a little over the top, and there's a radio voice is not a real thing.
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I'm so glad I don't have to go to a public place and yell, hey there, pick heads.
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Let's get
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this out of out of nowhere.
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Alright.
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I gotta hear speed dating and how it works.
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Let's get on with that.
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Alright.
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Well, you ready to date speedily?
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Sure.
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Alright, Shaggy.
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What's your favorite joke?
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My favorite joke is really dumb.
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What is
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My favorite joke is your cookie.
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Oh.
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What if you just said something like that?
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See, you you know, if you wanted to make listeners laugh, that is what you do.
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But it's hey now.
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So do listeners call in with their
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facial hair?
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My favorite joke is your haircut.
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Yeah.
00:11:02 [Speaker 2]
Exactly.
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Something like that.
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Just insult each other.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They're married.
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Come on now.
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Totally.
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You gotta be able to have fun with your partner.
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You can't make fun of each other.
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That's no good.
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Alright, Shaggy.
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What's your favorite joke?
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My favorite joke is really dumb.
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What is it?
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And it's a joke that I've told for years and years.
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It's called my radio show.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Come on, Peaches.
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Shaggy's a good dude.
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Years.
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And I found it on the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper when I was a kid.
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And for whatever reason, it really stuck with me.
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Are you ready?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm ready.
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I know you've heard this before.
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I'm sure
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you have.
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Probably.
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Sure I have.
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This is my favorite joke.
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What do you call a grizzly bear
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in the rain?
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Oh.
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Oh, wait.
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No.
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A grizzly bear.
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A grizzly bear.
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I thought this was gonna be the gummy bear one.
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I'm like, wait.
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That doesn't have anything to do with gums.
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I didn't know
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anything about the gummy bear one.
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What do
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you call a what you call a bear with no teeth.
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What?
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A gummy bear.
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That's
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a pretty good one too.
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Not my favorite, though.
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Hold your for a second.
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It's not even appropriate.
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You ready?
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Okay.
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It made a boy that I had a crush on walk away from me.
00:12:00 [Speaker 5]
Well, good.
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That's not
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the joke.
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So the joke is, what's the difference between a gross bus stop and a lobster with some big old boobies?
00:12:09 [Speaker 4]
What?
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One
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is a crusty
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bus station.
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The other is a busty crust station.
00:12:17 [Speaker 3]
Alright.
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Alright.
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That that wasn't that foul.
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Now where does it go from there?
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Is that the end of the bit?
00:12:22 [Speaker 2]
No.
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They keep going.
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Just telling jokes and where they take listener calls?
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They talk back and forth.
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I don't think they take calls at all.
00:12:28 [Speaker 5]
There was
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a previous one of these that I listened to, and they they just talked about was something about, like, Shaggy's mom being a travel agent
00:12:35 [Speaker 3]
Okay.
00:12:35 [Speaker 2]
And how they, like, use her to book vacations.
00:12:38 [Speaker 3]
So they're just helping listeners get to know them, basically.
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But this is randomly during the 1PM hour.
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Like, if you weren't listening all day every day, I feel like you would miss this.
00:12:48 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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They don't talk all that much.
00:12:50 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
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1PM hour is, you know, that's when people are at work.
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But so is this their version of
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the noon hour of madness and mayhem?
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Is that what's going on?
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I guess.
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Okay.
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I would love to hear how they came up with this.
00:13:01 [Speaker 3]
I mean, it sounds like a consultant bit to me.
00:13:05 [Speaker 3]
You know?
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You're a couple, speed dating.
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You ask each other question.
00:13:09 [Speaker 3]
The thing is they already know the answers.
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They're married.
00:13:12 [Speaker 2]
Well, and they also post the same picture every day of these cartoony figures with their heads on them.
00:13:18 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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And then they say, like, the question comment below, McKenna and Shaggy have their answer at 1PM during speed dating, hashtag speed dating followed by that.
00:13:27 [Speaker 3]
Okay.
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I mean, I have certainly heard worse radio bits.
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I mean, to me, it's a weird one for a classic rock audience because they're, generally going to be older men, but whatever, you know, to peach their own.
00:13:40 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:13:41 [Speaker 2]
It's really dumb radio segments than that.
00:13:43 [Speaker 3]
That.
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My my least favorite segment airs, on one radio station weekdays at about 03:05.
00:13:50 [Speaker 2]
It's called the Shot Clock Sports Update.
00:13:52 [Speaker 3]
Hate that
00:13:52 [Speaker 2]
bit.
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It's easily sellable, which they haven't done.
00:13:55 [Speaker 3]
I know.
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It's not worth selling.
00:13:57 [Speaker 3]
Change it up, Peaches, unless it's gonna be all news about athletes doing horrific things and, complete That's
00:14:03 [Speaker 2]
just the end of the bell.
00:14:04 [Speaker 3]
I know.
00:14:04 [Speaker 3]
It's football season back yet.
00:14:07 [Speaker 2]
Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.
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I am Peaches.
00:14:11 [Speaker 2]
I'm Victor.
00:14:11 [Speaker 2]
This is non speed dating.
00:14:13 [Speaker 3]
No.
00:14:13 [Speaker 3]
We're not doing speed dating.
00:14:15 [Speaker 3]
Getting to know Peaches.
00:14:16 [Speaker 3]
Let's ask each other questions because we've done that a million times.
00:14:20 [Speaker 2]
We're the K Bear couple.
00:14:21 [Speaker 3]
We just didn't call it speed dating.
00:14:22 [Speaker 3]
We just called it talking on the radio.
00:14:25 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:14:25 [Speaker 3]
You know?
00:14:25 [Speaker 3]
We do it all the time.
00:14:27 [Speaker 3]
You know, traffic school happens Friday mornings at 08:45AM powered by the advocates speeches.
00:14:32 [Speaker 2]
Shout out, lieutenant Crane.
00:14:33 [Speaker 3]
That's right.
00:14:34 [Speaker 3]
I, stumbled across a list here of, like, the crazy laws in different states.
00:14:40 [Speaker 3]
And, you know, you always hear about the ones from Idaho, like, in Pocatello, it's illegal to not smile.
00:14:45 [Speaker 2]
I stumbled across a law, a list of laws, the weird laws, and we're gonna have listeners call in and give us laws they would implement if, you know, I'm just kidding.
00:14:53 [Speaker 2]
I'm I'm doing the whole stereotypical radio show break about this type of thing.
00:14:57 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:14:57 [Speaker 3]
But some of these I did find kinda interesting, in Georgia.
00:15:02 [Speaker 3]
No swearing around a human corpse.
00:15:05 [Speaker 3]
You know?
00:15:05 [Speaker 3]
Why not?
00:15:06 [Speaker 2]
I wanna curse out dead grandma.
00:15:07 [Speaker 2]
Dude,
00:15:08 [Speaker 3]
I would hope at my funeral, people are swearing it up.
00:15:11 [Speaker 2]
She owed me money.
00:15:12 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:15:13 [Speaker 2]
I mean, there might be some good reasons to swear at a human corpse.
00:15:18 [Speaker 2]
Let's see what happened there.
00:15:20 [Speaker 2]
Behind that one.
00:15:21 [Speaker 2]
I wanted I really wanna know what happened there.
00:15:23 [Speaker 2]
Like, did someone, like, just start cussing up a storm at a funeral?
00:15:26 [Speaker 3]
It had to be.
00:15:27 [Speaker 3]
Had to be something like that.
00:15:29 [Speaker 3]
In Colorado, no throwing missiles at cars.
00:15:33 [Speaker 2]
You know?
00:15:33 [Speaker 2]
Throwing missiles.
00:15:34 [Speaker 3]
Throw no throw at cars.
00:15:35 [Speaker 2]
Like, you know, like, those little toy torpedoes used to throw in the pool.
00:15:39 [Speaker 3]
You know?
00:15:40 [Speaker 3]
I mean, if it's if it's missile like, maybe it counts.
00:15:43 [Speaker 3]
I don't know.
00:15:45 [Speaker 3]
Like, California, no wearing a fake mustache.
00:15:49 [Speaker 2]
I I bet they don't enforce that.
00:15:51 [Speaker 3]
I hope they start.
00:15:53 [Speaker 3]
I've had it with these disguises.
00:15:56 [Speaker 3]
That's a sign of, people working against you.
00:15:59 [Speaker 3]
Bad friends.
00:16:01 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:16:01 [Speaker 3]
Always gotta be on the lookout for bad friends, Peaches.
00:16:03 [Speaker 2]
Is that the new thing that you, Jade, and Josh are doing?
00:16:06 [Speaker 3]
They're bad friends.
00:16:06 [Speaker 2]
It just it just started over the weekend, and now that's it.
00:16:09 [Speaker 2]
That's your thing?
00:16:10 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:16:10 [Speaker 3]
They're bad friends.
00:16:11 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:16:12 [Speaker 3]
So, you know, Don't trust either of them.
00:16:15 [Speaker 3]
Bad friends.
00:16:15 [Speaker 2]
I didn't trust any of you guys.
00:16:17 [Speaker 3]
Alright.
00:16:18 [Speaker 3]
Hey, I'm not a bad friend like them.
00:16:20 [Speaker 3]
You can't hunt camels in Arizona, which I mean, I don't know if I've ever even seen a camel in Arizona.
00:16:28 [Speaker 2]
Go tell Taryn to get a camel.
00:16:31 [Speaker 3]
No one can kill it.
00:16:32 [Speaker 3]
You know?
00:16:33 [Speaker 3]
The pet that lives forever.
00:16:34 [Speaker 3]
It's illegal to be a vampire in Louisiana.
00:16:37 [Speaker 2]
This is stupid.
00:16:38 [Speaker 2]
Why are we talking about this?
00:16:39 [Speaker 3]
Because we're trying to kill a break here, Peaches, and end the show.
00:16:42 [Speaker 2]
I I found a question for you.
00:16:43 [Speaker 2]
I'm gonna share this actually in your Facebook Messenger.
00:16:45 [Speaker 2]
What is the most disturbing book that you've read?
00:16:47 [Speaker 3]
The Girl Next Door.
00:16:48 [Speaker 2]
Has 6,000 comments, and I don't think I've seen The Girl Next Door pop up as of yet.
00:16:52 [Speaker 3]
I saw that thread pop up, and I was gonna look at it.
00:16:54 [Speaker 2]
Somebody said organic chemistry fifth edition.
00:16:57 [Speaker 3]
Oh, yeah.
00:16:58 [Speaker 3]
Duh.
00:16:59 [Speaker 3]
Algebra one.
00:17:00 [Speaker 2]
Right?
00:17:01 [Speaker 2]
Remember, like, it was, like, a crucial theme back in the day to, like, wrap your books in in, you know, the old paper bag?
00:17:07 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:17:07 [Speaker 2]
And then those you have to have a book cover.
00:17:10 [Speaker 3]
To keep them in good shape.
00:17:11 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:17:11 [Speaker 2]
It was a whole thing back in sixth grade.
00:17:13 [Speaker 2]
I just unlocked a whole memory there.
00:17:15 [Speaker 3]
Yep.
00:17:15 [Speaker 3]
I I recall wrapping my books up.
00:17:17 [Speaker 3]
I think
00:17:18 [Speaker 2]
my mom had to do it.
00:17:18 [Speaker 2]
My mom did it for me, and, she was like, here's your stack, and then put it in the backpack, and then I had to take it to core class and show the teacher those kids getting yelled at for not wrapping their books.
00:17:27 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:17:27 [Speaker 3]
And then they end up, selling them all or, you know, getting a new edition, like, every couple years.
00:17:33 [Speaker 2]
Right.
00:17:33 [Speaker 2]
Who
00:17:33 [Speaker 3]
cares?
00:17:33 [Speaker 3]
Let them get trash.
00:17:34 [Speaker 2]
And you used to write, like, Michael Jackson issued, you know, the whole thing.
00:17:39 [Speaker 2]
In the front there Right.
00:17:40 [Speaker 2]
Where you
00:17:41 [Speaker 3]
had to put your name in the book.
00:17:42 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:17:42 [Speaker 2]
I'd put my name in there just so you know if I was famous one day magically.
00:17:45 [Speaker 2]
Oh, Brendan Peach used to own this book.
00:17:47 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:17:47 [Speaker 3]
If you ever find anything that says the name Bob Anderson, it's clearly for me.
00:17:53 [Speaker 3]
Right.
00:17:53 [Speaker 3]
I
00:17:53 [Speaker 2]
know it's it's that
00:17:54 [Speaker 3]
name's not common at all.
00:17:55 [Speaker 2]
Exactly.
00:17:56 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:17:56 [Speaker 2]
I shared a video on our Facebook, by the way, when you brought up Lieutenant Crane.
00:18:00 [Speaker 2]
You know, he's been trying to have that whole, basketball game go on, and we couldn't do it at the time because the company lawyers or something like that said no Yeah.
00:18:07 [Speaker 2]
Of, like, a company
00:18:08 [Speaker 3]
basketball game.
00:18:09 [Speaker 3]
Risking, injuring ourselves.
00:18:11 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:18:11 [Speaker 2]
But, I guess one of the officers in Shelley, broke a basketball hoop.
00:18:16 [Speaker 3]
Well It
00:18:16 [Speaker 2]
was all caught on video.
00:18:17 [Speaker 2]
I just shared it on our, Facebook page, K Barrel one zero one FM, if they wanna see it.
00:18:21 [Speaker 2]
I said Lieutenant Crain was gonna recruit this guy for the basketball game.
00:18:25 [Speaker 2]
He he just did it just did a a layup, and sure enough, you know, the whole thing comes crashing down.
00:18:29 [Speaker 2]
Nice.
00:18:30 [Speaker 2]
So Alright.
00:18:31 [Speaker 2]
Fun stuff
00:18:32 [Speaker 1]
there.
00:18:32 [Speaker 1]
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