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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. Check. Check. Alright. Victor, say something.
Yo. Yo. Hey. Hey. Mayday?
More like Friday. Oh, December day. Katie just walked by shaking her head, I think. I don't blame her. That's what I would have done if I was walking by too.
It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. Woah. Crazy. Powered by Jalisco's. Oh, I was talking about Jalisco's earlier.
I really want Chipotle burrito. I thought you're about to say that. Wiltonator burrito. One of these days, they'll make it. A lot of people were commenting on that on my TikTok, on our Facebook page, saying that the the brisket and the sausage or the chorizo would be a lot of farting, would result in a lot of farting.
You know what? There's nothing wrong with farting. Not at all. Especially when you live by yourself, little rip. It's like a Beyblade.
You know, if you got pets around, you you fart near them. They stare at you. They're like, duh. It boosts you forward sometimes. Yeah.
You know, if you're running. Or if you're walking around the house and We're childish around here. Yeah. We're we're ready for the weekend. As you can see it's Friday.
Well, peaches, we talked about this yesterday. The AI, I hadn't heard this tell you just played it for me right now, but I guess Spotify getting into the radio DJ realm with your Spotify wrapped and they have these 2 DJs that are AI. And it's kind of weird to listen to because it does sound better than a lot of radio shows I've heard before. But it's still not good. But it's still not good.
Because you can tell they're trying to almost force the companionship between the AI bots, between the 2 AI bots. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't sound very natural. So it is again very much like many radio shows I've heard where the hosts actually hate each other, but they get on air and pretend they like each other.
Which is something that you should bring up on the air in the first place. Like, if you really hate each other and you wanna fight, do it on the air. It'd be funny. I exactly. Let the audience know we don't actually like each other, but we're stuck doing this job.
Like what happens if Josh and Chantelle, you know, the relationship falls through, They're they're no longer with each other. They'll still do that wake up, classy 97. By the way, Chantel sucks. Josh, do they go back and forth? It would be fun to hear those shows that the hosts don't like each other just constantly being at each other's throats.
Right. Because people can tell when you're being fake. I was, talking to, Darlene, the executive producer of her coast, and she was telling me back in the day back when Mark and Kim was the morning show. Mhmm. I think it was I don't think it was Kim.
So I think Kim got replaced. Mark was her cohost for many, many, many years. Mhmm. And then the company, of course, you know, radio, they just have to fire somebody. They got rid of Kim for no reason.
And then I think they brought in this new lady that Mark hated. And he didn't they wanted Kim back. So what he did is made life a living heck for that lady. And they would fight off the air, and then they would go coast 103.5. Yeah.
It's like just fight on the air. You know, if you're gonna fight, fight on the air. Exactly. It's fun. That's what we do.
That's right. You know, when I'm fed up with Peaches, oh, yo. Be like, shut up Peaches. You're wrong. But, the the funniest part about this Spotify AI Wrapped podcast is I was listening to it as I was, folding laundry yesterday and I fell on the floor laughing just because of how stupid this sounded from this lady robot.
I I got the clip here for you. Alright. Let's check it out. Still loading. Top track.
Right? This is the song that basically The anthem. Lived on repeat. It was practically your anthem? Yeah.
Your anthem. Yeah. For the year 2024. So drum roll, please. Your top track is I'm ready.
It's cut dot bleed dot repeat by Project Vengence. Oh, I love that song. Oh, it's my favorite. I do know some people that listen to it exclusively grindcore. So I really wanna hear what their AI Spotify wrapped podcast sounds like.
Oh, your anthem was, oh, I can't even say some of those song titles. Yeah. Yeah. But you understand what I'm talking about. But this one was the most extreme we could do on KA Bear.
That but this was your anthem of 2020 cut dot bleed dot repeat. Yeah. I think next year, I'm gonna find a particularly vile cannibal corpse song and just put it on a loop for a day just so at the end of the year, I can listen to them say those words. Your anthem was hammer smashed face. I love that song.
Yeah. Oh, but but I'm gonna pick one much worse. Oh, yeah. Much worse. Victor, did you talk about this question on AskReddit earlier on the morning show?
Maybe. What question? What's the most insulting quote, unquote benefit a job has offered you? I didn't see that thread. The top comment flexible work hours must be in office between 8 and 5, but you can show up even earlier or stay even later if you want.
That sounds like a radio job. One of my favorite answers that I did see when I scrolled down here was that the 2 GMs started a podcast, and they forced every worker to start listening to it. Nobody wanna listen to it. It'd be like me having to listen to a Jade podcast. Oh, everybody.
This is how radio should be done. Jade, I he'd do a good podcast if he had a another host with him, but Jade by himself, I, I think that'd be a boring podcast. You and him would be funny. We could do a good podcast for sure. Yeah.
You know, we're, we're really good about cutting each other down. You know, we've got a lot of insults. We're comfortable slinging at each other. So, yeah. No.
That that sounds like it could be a pretty fun thread. Somebody else said I work at a worked at a radiology clinic where they would provide a single bread roll for staff for lunch on Wednesdays, no fillings or spreads, just a plain white bread roll. Here's the roll. Enjoy your bread. I mean, we got delivered by Jay Hildebrand, legendary east Idaho broadcaster, a bunch of fudge today.
One of the nicest people, and he was knocking on the door here. He was standing here. I'm like, what's wrong with Jay? And then He doesn't just barge in. He doesn't know.
He thought I was about to go live on the air. Meanwhile, I'm just watching a YouTube video on how to randomize people on an Excel sheet or how to randomize that on an Excel sheet. I'm like, what's going on, Jay? He's like, yeah. My my wife made these, legendary award winning fudge or all these different fudge pieces.
I'm like, oh, sweet. Okay. They they were good. I'll gladly take a few. Did you try those Hershey's Kisses with the cherries in them?
Is were those cherries? Yeah. They were like cordial, Hershey Hershey's Kisses. Oh. And they were really, really good.
Where is Scott from Fars? I haven't heard from that guy in forever. I don't know. He has spoiled us. So it's not like we we go, hey.
Where's our cordials, bro? No. But, like, we haven't heard from him at all. No. It's true.
I hope you're doing okay, Scott. Reach out. You know, we haven't heard from me in a bit. There are a lot of listeners. It's a busy time of year for candy and ice cream makers.
Right. There are a lot of listeners I think about, and then I'll be like, oh, where did this person go? And then literally that next day, they'll call in and be like, hey. I haven't spoken to you in a while. Yeah.
It is. As well. It is kinda weird like that. James from Tennessee was one of them. It's weird how you can forget about people.
Lib Little Jimmy? I I haven't heard from him. Yeah. Where's Lib Jim? You know, that's that's really weird.
I had a comedian pop up on my Facebook feed yesterday that I had hadn't thought about in years. Back in the day, my band, we would do shows with comics. Like, we'd have the Salt Lake comics come up or if there were any around here, we'd bring them in and do comedy slash metal shows. So you're talking about a legitimate comic and not somebody who thinks they're a comedian on Facebook? No.
They're they're they're legit comics. You know? Guys that I met when they'd open for, like, Stanhope or something. And this guy, Cena Amundson John Cena? Not John Cena.
Cena Amundson. I totally forgot about this guy and he popped up on my feed yesterday. I guess he was looking to move back to, Salt Lake from LA. He's been down in LA. Yeah.
And I saw that he thought saw that he was working for, one of the talent agencies that does, VO work for radio and movies. Oh, cool. One that I recognized. I was like, oh, I wonder if I just didn't even know it and happened to hear his voice at some point. Probably.
Yeah. Yeah. It's weird how people just, like, will disappear. You think about them, and all of a sudden they come back. Well, and I hadn't thought about him, but I was just like, oh, woah.
I forgot that guy existed. Yeah. And then it reminded me about, a bunch of those other comedian guys that I'm I'm going, what happened to those guys? Yeah. Loyal listener Red Ed called me for the first time.
It's a busy time of the year for him. No. No. It happens with our listeners. Yeah.
But this was a funny thread. You gotta look at look at this thread on on Reddit that we were talking about before we get sidetracked here. Yeah. Yeah. I'll definitely check it out.
One of our all time favorite radio DJs that is Eddie Trunk posted this earlier this morning freaking out about drones in the sky in New Jersey. There's things flying around. I don't like technology. I sent it to you on Facebook Messenger. Oh my gosh.
Drones are run by computers. Was out driving around New Jersey tonight, saw multiple drones all over the place. Never saw anything like this. Of course not because you're an old man. There was no drones back when you were in your teens and early twenties.
It is bizarre and unsettling to say the least. They are huge and everywhere. Beyond comprehension, our government are seemingly doing nothing on what would appear to be a massive security issue. No action, no explanation, literally living in some weird sci fi movie. What the What the heck?
What the heck? What the heck? And then someone said Rod Serling would have loved reading all these comments. Wonder how many people live on Maple Street. Holy cow.
Very disturbing. Drones in the sky. Right after I saw that post, I saw this other post from r slash conspiracy. This guy was freaking out on Twitter saying the deep state's taking over. Dude, it's gonna get so weird in the next few years of conspiracy theories.
Right here. From r slash conspiracy. Radar guy here. I now I know who is operating the drones. The drones are a part of a military drill being conducted by Space Force.
Everything is on a need to know basis, which is why there's so much confusion. What gets me concerned and why I had to make this post is that something big is about to go down. Okay. Okay. Or people are just flying drones around.
I mean, drones deliver groceries nowadays, peaches. You can order stuff on Amazon in big cities or Walmart and get your order shipped in by drone. This is just 2024. Not everything's a conspiracy. I happen to know that there are additional full lockout drills that are scheduled to take place between now and Christmas Eve.
These operations involve the full turnover of all radio slash radar and aircraft communications to the military for several hours at a time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we work in radio, peaches.
Yeah. We were certainly told recently you gotta pass the cabair airwaves over to the military for a few hours. Listeners, get ready for a a brief outage when we pass it over to the what how do they come up with that? All radio communications? In conjunction with that, there are also scheduled satellite launches off the books, which have been occurring since October.
They are setting up for some kind of big show for the public very soon. CNN was even at our facility shooting pre roll pre roll footage for a future story. Okay. Yeah. You remember a few weeks ago when they told East Idaho about the drills they were gonna be doing with, Jackson's stuff in the sky?
Right. What what would Eddie Trump think if he was here? They have these fast aircrafts. Clearly, clearly there's something major going down in the Pacific Northwest. They're flying jets over Idaho.
Oh, what's gonna happen? Oh my goodness. People will freak out about anything, man. Anything. I mean, I should go buy a drone.
I should get myself a drone for Christmas. Well, I just had chat g p t come up with a post for r slash conspiracy theory. We're we've cracked the case, folks. Eddie Trunk isn't just a music historian or radio legend. He's actually an alien.
Dude, please post it. Send to Earth. Send to Earth. Where's my There we go. Gotta have X Files music.
Think about it. The encyclopedic knowledge, the effortless charm, the ability to make every band's career sound fascinating. No mere human can handle that much classic mock trivia. Our theory, he's beaming secret messages through guitar solos. Please please close that.
Rally in his intergalactic rock army if your FM dial suddenly switches to a 27 minute drum solo. Run. Stay vigilant. Oh, wow. Stay vigilant, Earthlings.
Remember, the truth is out there probably on vinyl. Dude, this is the Eddie's trunk being an alien is one of the best conspiracies I've heard in a while. And it gave I believe it. It gave hashtags. Hashtag Eddie's trunk.
Hashtag alien invasion, hashtag radio takeover, hashtag protect the airwaves. Post that in the comments on Eddie Trunks post about the, the drone. On my personal Facebook. Yeah. I'm gonna get banned off of his Facebook page.
Not you alone. No. Maybe I want him as my guest for the talking between the songs podcast. You should try to get him on and that that would be pretty good, man. He'd be like, come on, Eddie.
You know that some of those bands you've seen are using computers. Come on. Admit it. Come on. And I'll tell them be like, dude, you can't tell me a lot of these older bands who are still around performing are doing it better live compared to a band like Falling in Reverse.
We could compare show sizes, fan bases, everything. I mean, I will say that it, falling in reverse hasn't been playing a lot of shows. So, you know, you you gotta play the shows to do a good show, but I don't know. May maybe they'll get back around to one of these things. I might just post this whole thing in r slash conspiracy theory.
You should. You should. Just to see if Anytrunk even spots it and then talks about it on his show. There's this Reddit user named Brendan Peach that thinks I'm an alien. It'd be some better content for a show than the same old lists.
Oh, come on. You don't wanna hear about the top 5 albums from the 19 eighties? No. I don't. You don't wanna hear him interview some 60 year old guy that says rock and roll is dead in America?
I mean, he's trying to get those questions or those, like, statements out of old rock stars so that way he can be relevant. Exactly. You know, all all these old rockers, man, they just hate new music. I don't I don't get it. There's That's why I was trying to figure out with our listeners for some reason.
I like, I saw this question posted by Lauren talking about, did you discover any new bands in 2024? And there was a couple people that said, like, 0. None. Okay. So I commented saying, like, we play new bands all the time.
Are you not listening, and why are you in this group? Well, maybe they didn't like any of them. Stewart came up with a great response saying, hey. If it's a complete difference, if I go out and buy myself a burger versus somebody handing me a burger, I I don't count it as a discovery, though. That that's fair.
That's fair. I thought that was a great great response. Great analogy, Stuart. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's. Hi, Casey.
Casey Peaches. Casey Peaches. Here on the microphone. I just wanted to remind the average person that TV shows aren't real, Peaches. What?
Yeah. You know that Gus Freen isn't a real person? No. No. I'm sorry, Peaches.
Gus Freen was not real. Homelander? Homelander's not real. I wish he was. He wish he was.
I'm sure there are a lot of people that wish he was real, actually. That show is fantastic. The boys, one of the best shows ever. So good. I love it.
Another show that's currently about wrapping up is, Yellowstone, which is a real popular show. Place though, Victor. Well, the national park is. The ranch is not peaches. They're I mean, they film on a real ranch, but Yellowstone ranch or the duck ranch.
Of Yellowstone named 3 farm animals. So I I saw this post in the the Yellowstone subreddit. Anyone from Montana? Hey, I've been watching Yellowstone for a few months and I know it's just a fictional TV show, but I was wondering how close it is to reality, like how owners operate in Montana, families, reservations, and such. Have you watched any of Yellowstone?
No. I haven't. I've heard how great it is from it's Justin and Katie, the 2 country people in the building. K. Season 1, I think, was really good.
Isn't Kevin Costner causing a whole bunch of drama with that show? There was some kind of drama going on, and I haven't watched any of the final season. I've seen everything up till, the season that's airing now. You are literally the comic book guy from The Simpsons. Well, let me tell you.
No. I have seen every movie and TV show out there. But, Yellowstone, how anyone could watch it and think that any ranch in existence operates in this manner, you'd have to be a crazy person. You're telling me that Walter White is not based off a real person? No, peaches.
He's not. And, if you've watched Yellowstone, you'd know there's lots of, I I would say mafia esque behavior. If the average cowboy was driving people out to a cliff in Wyoming and just throwing them off every once in a while, because that's where you take them to the straight train station. There would be a massive pile of bodies at the bottom of some cliff. Somebody would find out about this.
K. There there's no just spot you can go and consistently kill people over and over to, you know, keep them from buying up a swath of land in your area or something. The show is so ridiculous at times with the plot that that's why I haven't liked it as much. The first season was kind of believable, but then it just goes further and further downhill in the believability realm. This might be a spoiler, but I think it's season 3.
There's a major plot point where these very wealthy developers kidnap a child and hold him hostage because they want some kind of a deal to work out or something. Like, I'm sorry, but rich business developers are not stealing people's children. When you say that now and then all of a sudden some big story comes out next week. Jeez. It's it's just ludicrous to ask, is this show realistic?
Like, there's documentaries about ranching on YouTube. Just watch one of them, and you could see how the worm works. I'm not that bored. I'm not gonna be watching documentaries ranching when I get home. I know.
But to even have it cross your mind, hey. This this really crazy show I'm watching, it's Can you believe how many people think radio is, like, we pick the songs, like ourselves, like each and every single song that plays in the show. I mean, we line it up with the scheduler. And and, like, the the On the Line movie that I told you about with Mel Gibson that I watched recently, you really think, oh, the streets of LA are empty at night. He's he's driving his classic car to the studio and there's a full on executive up, like, for some reason working at that office that late at night or it was overnights that he was doing his show for.
Yeah. That he showed during There's nobody awake in LA in the middle of the night, Peaches. Nobody? Nobody. Yeah.
I mean, when I drive to work in the morning, there's a bunch of cars out and about. Why would the streets of LA be, you know, just depleted of people at any time of the day? Back when I would go to coast at, like, 3 in the morning because I had to drive from Seal Beach to Burbank, there was still traffic in the 405 Yeah. Totally. At 3 in the morning on a weekday.
I don't know. It's just some sometimes I see posts online, and I wonder if people just need somebody to talk to. Well, respond to that person saying, hey. Your toys as a kid also came alive. Toy Story is based off a real story.
And also, Monsters Inc did happen too in real life. There was solely Mike and all the other monsters that would scare you to supply energy to monster war. That's how that's how nightmares work. Right. Everybody knows that.
Yeah. Yeah. Men in Black exists too. Dude, I mean, obviously, and Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are the ones who are in charge. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Haliscos is a production of Riverbend Media Group.
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