Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Wednesday, May 14th, 2025 / We’re not really ready to start the show today, Airbnb wants to sell you a celebrity experience, human kibble should not be a thing, Chantel ran out of the house in sock feet, someone needs to let out the dog, they’re almost ready to demolish the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello, what would you change about our wedding, hey mom - did you order a yearbook, there are baby eagles doing big eagle stuff, and that’s too much lettuce on your tuna fish sandwich.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(2:32) - We're not ready to start the show
(7:27) - Idaho Falls Farmers Market
(9:43) - Good News to Get You Going
(13:37) - Airbnb celebrities
(20:09) - Human kibble is just ground up food
(25:23) - Chantel's sock feet
(30:16) - The dog needs to go outside
(34:11) - The demolition of the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello
(38:32) - What would you change about our wedding?
(44:16) - Did you order a yearbook?
(46:59) - 26th Annual 2nd Chance Prom
(50:15) - Fledge watch update
(53:09) - Would You Rather This or That
(55:40) - Tuna fish sandwiches + outro

What is Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast?

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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

Episode summary introduction:

We’re not really ready to start the show today, Airbnb wants to sell you a celebrity experience, human kibble should not be a thing, Chantel ran out of the house in sock feet, someone needs to let out the dog, they’re almost ready to demolish the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello, what would you change about our wedding, hey mom - did you order a yearbook, there are baby eagles doing big eagle stuff, and that’s too much lettuce on your tuna fish sandwich.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(2:32) - We're not ready to start the show
(7:27) - Idaho Falls Farmers Market
(9:43) - Good News to Get You Going
(13:37) - Airbnb celebrities
(20:09) - Human kibble is just ground up food
(25:23) - Chantel's sock feet
(30:16) - The dog needs to go outside
(34:11) - The demolition of the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello
(38:32) - What would you change about our wedding?
(44:16) - Did you order a yearbook?
(46:59) - 26th Annual 2nd Chance Prom
(50:15) - Fledge watch update
(53:09) - Would You Rather This or That
(55:40) - Tuna fish sandwiches + outro

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Full show transcript:

So it was yesterday at around noon when, I guess, noon Pacific time when the baby eagles tried to do their hovering Your big stuff? Big eagles stuff? Stuff. Yeah. So I'm thinking probably, here in another three hours, around 01:00 our time, you should probably be paying attention because if that if there if there are creatures of routine, they may try to hop out of that nest again today around one.

You should be watching during lunch hour. Don't worry. I will be. Alright. Hey.

It's Wednesday, May 14. We're not really ready to start the show today, but we did it anyway. We fought through. We brought our perky selves to the table. We did.

I would say we brought our b plus game. Hey. Airbnb wants to sell you a celebrity experience. I'm not buying. I'm not buying it either.

You know why? Because I don't wanna hang out with any of those celebrities they're offering. Yeah. Get better get a better roster. Yeah.

Human kibble should not be a thing. No. And can we call it something else? Because it just sounds like ground up food. That's all it is.

It's just ground up food. Yeah. Chicken, rice, and veggies. There's a guy down the hall who had a dental procedure who can only eat soft foods. They tried baby foods yesterday.

Oh. Yeah. And? He said it tasted mostly like apple sauce. And so now I'm thinking they aren't even making chicken dinners and stuff.

He should try the meat ones. Yeah. He did. He tried the turkey dinner one. He tried Really?

Yeah. And they all tasted like carrots or apple sauce. Interesting. Uh-huh. Interesting, Jacob.

Hey. I ran out of the house in Sockfeet. Yeah. Because you dangerous. No.

You're not. Danger. No. You're not dangerous. Dangerous.

No. Someone needs to let out the dog. Nose goes I always do it. They're They're almost ready to demolish the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello. They're getting ready.

June 1, big day. It is a big day. Hey. What would you change about our wedding? Don't say bride.

You you took the words right out of my mouth. The bride. Hey, mom. Did you order a yearbook? It's that time of year.

Other scary sentences. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the it's the, hey, do I have I have the library fine.

I can't get my graduation diploma. The yeah. That's what it's called. Thanks. My graduation paperwork.

Hey. You got too much lettuce on your tuna fish sandwich. We are Josh and Chantel. This is wake up classy 97, the podcast. Enjoy today's show.

Wake those eyeballs up. Man. Oh, man. Oh, man. You're over there rubbing them like they're gonna fall out of your head.

Because they are yelling at me. Why are they angry? Why are you open? Oh, yeah. Go back to bed.

Close those sleepy little eyeballs. Mhmm. That'd be something, wouldn't it? Yeah. It would be Sleeping in?

It would be nice. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not any day.

No. Sleep sleep when you're dead. Well, I guess. That seems to be, seems to be the way, things go. I guess.

I feel the same. I feel, I feel the same. I'm very much in that, like, I could I could easily fall back asleep. Me too. That seems like that happens most days.

And not that that's a great way to start off the show. We should be, we should be like, let's go. I know. Let's be happening. Perky and happy and woo.

But but it's I don't know if it's because of, age or if it's because, just don't go to bed early enough. But what does that mean? I mean, we're getting seven hours of sleep. It's not enough. Clearly.

How much do you want? Eight, nine. Nine? Two days. I don't know.

Well, then I really don't know. How about we go to bed early tonight, an hour earlier, so then we'll get eight hours of sleep. Right? And we'll see if it makes a difference. I don't think it will.

I think you're just always like going to bed so early. I know. See, I took a little bit of a nap yesterday, and I felt like garbage when I woke up from it. I'd like to be able to, like, have a nice nap. And I know that the reason I felt like garbage is because I either slept too short or too long.

And so, I didn't get a a REM cycle or whatever happened. Awful. Felt awful. Sorry. Don't take a nap.

I didn't even mean to. I was just relaxing. I was trying to just kick back after the day. And next thing I know, I woke up feeling like garbage. It's what I get.

That's what you get for trying to give your body some rest. That's what I get. More or less of that? Probably more. You think?

Oh, yeah. We're old. We need more rest. That sounds right. Our body's tired.

Yeah. I don't know. It's been a a bit of a draggy week. Even around as I've talked to people around the office, they're like, man, something is up. It's the weather too.

You think? I don't know. I always feel, like, super draggy. Monday, it was sunshiny, and, I mean, it was windy, but I was motivated to do some stuff around the house and the yard. Yeah.

It's humid. Yesterday, it was cloudy and gloomy, and it brings my whole attitude down. Yeah. I had big plans to continue doing stuff around the house and yard, and I went, no. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna take a bath and go to bed early.

Yeah. I didn't go to bed early. I just laid in bed and watched TV. Right. See.

And maybe that's part of it too. Maybe that thing's gotta go away at the nighttime. The bed? Not the bed. The TV.

And we've talked about that too. Maybe that's just too much. Okay. Let's give it a shot. I'm just gonna lay this, like, staring at the ceiling.

No. You will not. You'll hit the pillow and be You think? Yes. I will be laying there ruminating through all my thoughts.

Don't do that. Well, that's what I do. Unless there's That sounds that's not a good way to fall asleep. I thought about putting on earbuds the other day. Why?

I don't know. Or or headphones or something just to just to have, like, a closed noise. To just not have any sound on? Like a like a some sort of sleeping sounds or whatever. Okay.

Give that a shot. I don't know. Something. We'll go to bed early. We won't watch TV.

Yeah. And you're gonna listen to something through headphones. I'm probably gonna zonk out. Yeah. You will.

You won't need headphones. You fall asleep when you hit the pillow. I I don't know what your problem is. It's not I don't know either. Well, I'll tell you.

What? I'll tell you all your problems. Okay. Anyway, we are here. It is a good morning.

It's the middle of the week. We're happy. And We're happy to be here. Oh, yeah. We're getting to have some fun.

Yeah. We're just being cranky right now, but Right. We're fine. Everything's good. Give me a couple songs.

We'll we'll we'll fix this. Perk up. And We'll talk to you in just a couple minutes. I'm perky. Look.

Look at you. Okay. Alright. Cool. Hey.

If you haven't been to the Idaho Falls Farmers Market, go check them out this Saturday. It'd be a good day to do it for sure. It's from nine until two on Memorial in Idaho Falls. Over a 70 local vendors with Bigger than ever. Fresh produce, plant starts, which is a big deal for a lot of people that are getting into gardening or or starting your gardens right now.

Meats, baked goods, crafts, arts, more, music. There's stuff. There's all kinds of things. Dogs. Tacos.

Yes. All of the above. Coffee. Yes. Yeah.

I mean, what do you want? They got it. That's right. Say something, it's there. The ability to help out the community organization.

We're bringing that. It's yeah. Yeah. Stop by the Riverbend Media Group booth this Saturday. We are collecting nonperishable food items for the community food basket.

That's right. You are. So you could drop off, canned tuna or canned chicken, maybe some chili, pasta sauce, maybe some cheese, some flavored rice, some noodles and sauce, SpaghettiOs, ravioli. Canned veggies. Anything you wanna donate to help out the community food basket.

We'll be collecting those nonperishable food items on Saturday at the Riverbend Media boo, group group booth. There you go. There are so many words in that little thing. A group. Yeah.

That I guess. Group. Yeah. This Saturday, from nine until two. And I'm gonna be there from nine until noon.

Say what? Yeah. For about three hours with your last chance to get free tickets to the twenty sixth annual second chance prom with Brownie's Honey. I have the tickets right here. In the hand.

I have seen them. They look super cool. I know. I need to keep one and put it in muskrat. Oh, okay.

So we'll see you, at the Farmer's Market this Saturday. It's running every Saturday now through October. Help out the community, shop local. All of those things can be done at the Farmer's market, and, we'll be there this Saturday. Yeah.

So stop by and see us. Drop off some food. Get your prom tickets. It's all happening. Yeah.

Nine to two is the farmer's market. I will be there nine to noon so you can stop by and grab those tickets while I'm there. And drop off some goods to help the community food best. Bingo. You get it.

Two two two things in one. Exactly. Let's get you some good news to get you going this morning. There's when we were kids, when you read some books, you earned a personal pan pizza. Yeah.

It was Book It. Book It. Yeah. And I heard they're still kinda doing that program at, at at Pizza Hut. Is that correct?

I don't know. Yeah. It may not be with Pizza Hut, but there is a Book It program. It has an app, and it still has the old logo Oh, man. Which is kinda fun.

But I don't know what you there's, like, a teacher preenrollment thing. It is a free reading incentive program for children pre k through sixth grade. So there is the BookIt is still around. I don't know that it's necessarily tied to Pizza Hut anymore, but it was. BookIt was the best.

It was awesome. Yeah. It was. And, yeah, you'd read books and you'd get pizza. Well What could be better than that?

Right? It's pretty great. Your own little personal pan pizza. Oh. I saw a lady who said, she rewards herself with a personal pan pizza every time she finishes a book because that's how she was brought up.

Genius. I know. You can do that with your adult money. I can do that with my adult money. You absolutely can go get yourself a personal breadstick?

I know. Oh, man. What am I doing with my whole life? Not doing it right. I'll tell you that.

Well, there's a store owner in, where's this guy? Staten Island. He runs a bodega, and so that's, it's like a Yeah. Like a store. It's like a convenience store mixed with, like, some home good type stuff and some he's got a little toy section and some things like that.

K. Any anyway, his, he's unlocked the code for kids in his neighborhood, and that code is free food and prizes Free food and prizes. For good grades. Yeah. So students in the community, will show up with report cards and different certificates to show the store owner, and he will reward their hard work and achievement with treats and groceries and toys.

High scores who get 80 to 90% on their report card can choose anything from the store. Nice. If you get, 70 to 80%, you get $10 worth of stuff. And if you get lower scores, but you are showing improvement, you get rewarded as well. I like that.

Right? He also has special rewards for the student of the month and perfect attendance awards. So that's why these kids are showing up at the at your shop going, it's report card day. I love it. It's super, super awesome.

For the top earners who get a %, they also get a hundred dollars and a t shirt. Hefty. Yep. And, since it takes a community, there's usually something in the bag for the family as well. So they get a little something to take home to to the rest of the family.

I think it's so cool. It's such a great little thing that's going on. I like that the kids who maybe aren't doing so well But they're trying. Also get a prize. Yeah.

They're trying really hard. And you show improvement, you're gonna get hooked up. So working. Yeah. Show me that you're trying and putting forth some effort.

Yep. You get awarded too. Yep. I think it's awesome. So well well done.

The guy's name is, spelled w a I l. Okay. How would you pronounce that? Whale. Way whale, maybe?

W a I l? Yeah. Whale. Whale. Yeah.

Like, it's that's how you spell, like, whale as in crying. Alright. Sure. Alright. And his last name?

A l s w e l w I. Oh, mhmm. And that's why I called him the store owner because I didn't wanna just butcher his name. Exactly. But, anyway, really cool thing he's doing.

Great. It's good news to get you going. Well done. Keep up the good work, kiddos. Whale.

And whale. Yeah. Very good job. Airbnb. You know them.

I've heard of them. Yeah. You've stayed in some of their We have. Places before. They have that big potato.

They have, in Burley, they have a flower pot. They do? Yes. Why haven't we ever stayed there? At the flower pot?

Yeah. I don't know. That would be kind of fun. Have you seen it? It's huge.

No. Yeah. I have not seen it. And then the potato, is out in the field. And you can stay inside a potato.

Where's that one located at? Yep. Okay. I don't know off the top of my head. They just announced that they're adding new services.

Okay. These include things like massages and personal training, plus also, like, if you're going to a specific destination, like, New York or Paris Okay. They'll include pastry making classes or gallery tours. Plus, also, you'll be able to rent celebrities. What does that mean?

Dozens of people are ready to participate, he says, the CEO and founder. So these could be things like a barbecue with Patrick Mahomes. No thanks. That's okay. Or day long experiences with Sabrina Carpenter and Megan Thee Stallion.

These things are gonna be so expensive. They're gonna be so expensive. And then you have to I'm sure you're gonna have to go through a prescreening. Yeah. They're not just gonna let anybody buy their way because stalkers exist and everything else.

Yeah. And there's gonna be bodyguards on hand, and you're probably gonna have to pay for the bodyguards. I can't imagine the cost of that. It's gonna be way too much. Which is why I'm not gonna ever do it.

Fair. Because, also, I don't wanna hang out with three all three of those people. Yeah. Those those are the three names that he has arranged so far. And I don't I don't care about hanging out with either of them, any of them.

Yeah. I'm trying to see like, those are the only ones they give? Well, those are the three that I read. He says he has dozens of famous people ready to participate. Yeah.

But those are the only three they mentioned in this article. You could play football with Patrick Mahomes too. I don't need to do that. I don't wanna do that. You know why?

I'd probably be better than him. Oh, wow. Have a barbecue with Patrick Mahomes. It's like the only thing they could come up with. Like and because there was one photo of Patrick Mahomes in a commercial or something for a barbecue ad, like, you could have that.

You could. I know the pictures that I'm looking at of their I think it's their promo Yeah. Picture for it. It's all it looks so AI. They're all of Patrick Mahomes, but it looks completely AI.

Like, he he never has worn that sweater in his life. No. His face doesn't look like that. And his hair's all wrong. It doesn't even look like the guy.

Like, AI Patrick Mahomes. And maybe that's it. Maybe they have actors, body doubles. Oh. And you're like, that's like Diet Coke version of Patrick Mahomes.

Like, that's just not the same. No. No. No. Listen.

It's me. It's really me. Patrick Mahomes. It's me. Why are there so many songs about Patrick?

See? It's me. That's not very nice. We're not being very nice. My, we're being fine.

My my point is I don't think they're they're really getting the celebrities. I don't think they're getting think they're like, the closest they can get. Plus, also, like, these are like, if you were getting celebrities, you would go for b listers, not a listers. Are those a listers? Sabrina Carpenter's huge.

I agree. So is Patrick Mahomes. A lot of people really like him. We don't. Right.

But a lot of people do. That's fair. So I would I would consider them a listers. Okay. They're huge.

Sabrina Carpenter is everywhere. I agree. So I don't know. It's it's really interesting, isn't it? I know What do you look.

You've gotta be the right kind of person to have a conversation with somebody who you're just meeting for the very first time Right. And not have that celebrity be like, what have I done? Exactly. Like, even if you get vetted, you get through the process, whatever that means, whatever that looks like, you pay the money, and then Sabrina rolls up. What are you gonna say to entertain Sabrina Carpenter for an entire day?

For a day. And then she has to also, like, hang out with you for the entire Right. Day. That's a lot of pressure out there. Saying.

There's there's pressure there because you have social anxieties hanging out with people that you like and going like, but what if there's a quiet part in the conversation? Now imagine that's Sabrina Carpenter, and you're like, this is going horribly. She really doesn't like me. We're never gonna be friends after this. I don't think I would I would They have to have way more control of the of the in interaction.

It would it would absolutely be like you get this experience. And if it's a barbecue with Patrick Mahomes because that's what he agreed to do, I doubt he's cooking. He's not cooking. He's gonna show up to a catered barbecue thing, hang out for half hour, forty five minutes or something, and then be like, hey, guys. It's been great.

Enjoy your stay. I'm gonna get out of here. I got some Yeah. Football stuff to get to. So enjoy your weekend.

Well and it says that you could play football with Patrick. Yeah. He's gonna throw a ball for a minute. But I'm sure he's got liability clauses Sure. That says you can't just be throwing willy nilly in your free time.

Yeah. It isn't gonna be like, let's have let's play a game of 500. Let's play let's play two hand tossed. He's got what if he gets injured? He can't.

Oh, man. Well This is their big idea. This is their big it's gonna be expensive. Yeah. It is.

I was trying to find a price. I can't find a price. It's gonna be ridiculous. Or it's gonna be one of those things where it's, like, free, but they give it away as a as a charity fundraiser thing or something. I don't know what they'll do.

Good luck to whoever wants to buy it. I don't wanna hang out with these people. I'm good. We gotta stop. I don't know.

I feel like maybe we just gotta stop with these TikTok trends. Stop it. Stop it. What's the new one? Oh, the new one is human dog food.

What is that? Basically, you take a bunch of healthy stuff like vegetables, rice, and chicken. You chop it up really fine. Alright. Mix it all together.

K. And eat a bowl of it for every meal. Okay. They're calling it human dog food because it looks like dog food, and you're eating it for every meal much like a dog does. Like brown pellets.

Exactly. K? Exactly. So the logic here is that you feed your dog the same thing every day, and they're in pretty good shape. Sure.

Might I also add that dogs get a lot more cardio than humans That's most of the time. That's probably fair. I'd say on on average, I would think, their metabolism works differently as well. And, that's not the case for every dog because I've seen some overweight doggos. Yes.

And I've seen some, very fit people. Yeah. And so I I don't know where the middle is, but somewhere in there is common ground. Yes. It's called the human kibble diet.

Human kibble. Which when you went on a diet a while ago, it was basically rice, chicken, and vegetables. That's what they said to eat. Yeah. I mean, it was because you needed to have, nothing complex.

Like, everything had to be basic, not basic, but simple. It had to be simple structures of food so that your body can handle that, and you get more, benefit from those simple foods than you do from a bunch of processed stuff. Right. It checks out. I don't know why you have to chop it so fine.

I don't either. That's Can't you just have rice and chicken and Exactly. Carrots and stuff. Exactly. Just normal.

Nutrition experts are saying, guys, this isn't it. Here are some downsides. You're gonna get bored. Well, yeah. It's not because it does not have long lasting effects.

Strips all the joy out of eating, and there's a bunch of nutrient gaps. Correct. So you're gonna be you're probably gonna get scurvy. Maybe. You're gonna need some citrus in there.

Eat an orange. Look. I think, ultimately, it comes down to, portion control. That's that's the one I struggle with probably the most is portion control Yeah. And, and then trying to spread that nutrition out throughout the day.

Like, I will eat two meals, and there'll be way too big portions. That's that's my struggle. Yeah. That's true. Mine is just snacking.

I eat too many snacks. But sugary snacks, like sweets. Yeah. I know. I've been trying to No.

I'm not. I'm not judging really good this week. That was no judgment. I've just No. It felt a little judgy.

No? You're always judging me. No. I I do know what happened when I brought in some of the frozen chocolates from the fridge, though. Josh.

Chantel. Well, you can't call me out like that. They were sitting on the counter. Yeah. And every time I walked by, I went Yeah.

I was supposed to take those. I think I had gotten those out for our hike that we ended up not taking. Oh. And then I just left them there, after I unpacked. Well, that's your problem.

No. That's not my problem. Yeah. It is. You can't just leave stuff that I my problem.

Yes. It is. That is your problem because I still have more chocolates. I can go get more chocolates. Your problem is my problem.

No. No. Your problem is your problem. No. No.

We're married. We share the same things. Take on your issues with sweets. Yes, ma'am. Your issue.

I'm transferring them to you. I don't like them. I could go without the sweets. I know. That's fine.

I don't know how. But keep me away from a bag of chips. I tell you what. That's that's my that's your issue because it's my issue. It's the potato chips.

I got home last night. I said, I'm hungry. What's for dinner? And he said, oh, Beck's not gonna be home for another little while. Let's wait.

Yeah. I said, well, I'm hungry now. I said, I'm gonna have a snack. I had some cheese Okay. And some quinoa chips.

Alright. That's pretty good. Okay. Yeah. I'm not judging.

No judgment. This is judgment free zone. I'm just saying it out loud so that I could tell myself that was a pretty good snack. That was a good snack choice. I know.

Because I coulda had some of those Milano cookies that I love, but I didn't. I had quinoa chips and cheese. Do we have those cookies in the house? Yes. Well, that's dangerous.

I know. I've tucked them away. Out of sight, out of mind. Well, alright. Well, I mean, you know, I'm not gonna try this kibble human kibble thing.

I'm not really into it. Don't anybody try it. Just eat chicken and rice and vegetables. Don't chop it up. Stop being weird.

Just just eat food. Yeah. Like like a normal turban. Be normal. I got home from work yesterday.

Both you and Emery were laying in bed. It was quiet in the house. I had fallen asleep for a short time. You weren't asleep when I first got home. Yeah.

I You were just laying on the bed playing I was relaxing. Yeah. And then I fell asleep. The only one who greeted me at the door was the dog. Yeah.

Because she's my best friend now, I guess. Yeah. And then you let her into the bedroom where I just recently kicked her out of because she was driving me crazy. And immediately, she was like, hey. Remember me?

I'm back. And I went, get out of here. Trying to rest away from you. She is a an attention starved toddler. Yes.

She is. So then I kind of sulked around a little bit because you guys were all being low energy. And I was like, well, I'm not hanging around this. So I went outside and peeked on the garden, and it was a little chilly. And then I went downstairs, and I straightened up my craft room, but I didn't really wanna get involved in a project.

Did you see all the fun new vegetables in the garden? I did. It's It's exciting. Fun. And I had some plants that were dying, and I replanted them.

So now they're doing healthy. They're much better in their new homes. So that's exciting. I took one out of the wind a little bit, and it's very happy. Anyway, Beck gets home from work, and I said, hey.

Don't get out of your car. Like, let's go get some dinner. And he said, okay. Because none of us felt like cooking. And so I said, okay.

We gotta go. Just run out. Everybody just run out. I didn't even have any shoes on. No.

You were running across the street in sock feet. Because it was exciting. I said, let's make it fun. Just go. Everyone, just go.

Emery was wearing shorts. She wanted to change into pants. I said, no. Just go. Just go.

Just go. I ran across the road barefoot. Exciting. I waited for Emery. I grabbed your shoes.

I know. And then I ran out. If I wanted shoes, I would have grabbed shoes. I didn't want shoes. I didn't grab shoes.

You were pretty upset about me giving you, your shoes. Yeah. You said I didn't want these. I didn't. Okay.

The exciting part was running without shoes. I brought your shoes. I got in the car. Beck said, where is dad and Emery? I said, they're coming.

They had to get changed. I said it was exciting to just be like, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And he goes, you don't even have any shoes on.

I said, I know because it's exciting. Well, so I brought you shoes. Yeah. I know. And then we went bunch of Then we went and got food.

Fuddy duddies. I don't I don't feel like I'm a fuddy duddy. I feel like I wanted you to have shoes. What would happen if the car broke down? Then you'd have to walk in socks Yeah.

For a long way. Yeah. It's okay. I got tough feet. I would've been fine.

I would've been fine. Okay. Or you could've piggybacked me. See, I wore shoes. So Here's the other part, though.

You don't really walk because you have a phone, so you can call people to go and rescue you. You have to walk. And it wasn't that far away. Our house wasn't far away from where we were going. But you're you're gonna have to walk inside.

I'll do it. I can. I just it felt like I should've grabbed your shoes, so I did. But then you were upset when we got home because we had food to bring into the house, and then you said, now I have to carry shoes. Yeah.

And I said, yeah. You're welcome. Shoes that I didn't even want. I was trying to be fun and exciting and spontaneous. And you guys, oh, hold on.

I gotta get my shoes on, and I gotta get my shorts on. Yeah. Like a bunch of fuddy duddies. There's no fuddy duddy. That's, that's I'm going outside.

I wanna be comfortable. No. Yeah? That was fuddy duddy behavior. I think Fuddy Daddy would have been like, no.

I don't wanna I don't wanna run and play your game. I'm just gonna stay home. That's Fuddy Daddy. That is Fuddy Daddy. I agree with you.

I just grabbed shoes so that if something happened, you would have footwear. You're welcome. Fine. Thanks for being prepared and responsible. That's right.

You're welcome. And no fun. I am all fun. What are you talking about? Did we have fun in the car ride?

Yeah. Yeah. Because We got yelled at because we're apparently back seat drivers, so that happened. And I'm fine with that. My favorite part is when you have kids that drive and you have to ride in the back seat, my favorite part is telling them how to drive and doing all of the annoying things that they used to do to you.

Like, push their seats. The back of the seat. Yeah. And when they're ordering, which was also my favorite part, when they're ordering food, you chime in from the back seat and say, I understand everything. Oh, oh, can I can I have this?

That's fun. Is it? Yes. It sounds fuddy duddy to me. You sent me I was in the middle of a meeting last night, and I and I get a text.

And it says the dog needs to go outside. And I'm thinking, like, I'm in a meeting. I'm not even at home. How does this involve me? But this is the text.

The dog needs to go outside. Then you said nose goes and put a picture of yourself with your finger on your nose, and the dog made a cameo, which I thought was very funny. And I went, that's hilarious. Because the dog was bothering me Yeah. Quite intensely.

I can see. She's blurry in the photo. Yeah. Because I was trying to take a picture, and she kept getting in the way. In your face.

So you sent a picture with your finger on your nose with the dog in in the picture. You're laying in bed. Yeah. This is run like head on your pillow. Dog needs to go outside.

Nose goes. I just turned on the movie. I was ready to part you down. So I see this, and I'm like, well, I'm not driving home to take care of this dog. I better indicate that I'm not also involved.

Right. So I took a picture and sent it. In the middle of the meeting? Yeah. And as mine is sending, Emery's pops up.

She's got startled face laying in her bed in her room going, I'm not doing it. No. Nose goes. And then mine popped up just seconds later, and then she said, BEC, in all caps, you win. He didn't even get the text because his phone was dead.

Yeah. So I waited and waited and waited for somebody to come let the dog out. No. They didn't. The dog wouldn't leave me alone.

I finally let her out. Then later I'll remind you I wasn't home. Hours and hours and hours later. Yeah. We were talking about the pictures.

I go, Emery, I really like your nose goes picture. It was so funny. And you said I said, I didn't get yours. Yours never came through. Do you still not have it?

Mm-mm. It says can't load image. Really? And Beck goes, what are you guys talking about? I said And that's when Emory said, it's on the it's on the family text group you never look at.

Yeah. He said, oh, my phone is dead. Which he but he never looks at it anyway. No. He doesn't.

Even this morning. Oh, no. He's chiming in. Yeah. He's been talking to me.

But he didn't ever play the nose goes. He didn't answer about your baby eagles that you sent. Like, it is this is this is we got a little bit of text action from him today. That's a big deal. It's a big deal.

It's a big deal. When you see Beck's name pop up, you're like, hey, Beck is talking to us. Well, that's not true. He did send us a picture from the car wash yesterday and said, I'm just enjoying dad's favorite hobby, washing my car. Now I did here's the problem with letting the dog out.

You have to let her back inside. Yeah. And it was cold last night. And so I let her out, and then I got cold, and then I got snuggled in under a blanket. Right.

And then I was like, somebody's gonna have to let that dog in. And it didn't go so well the first time I did nose goes. So I waited and waited and waited. Finally, somebody got up to use the bathroom, and I said, hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Since you're already up, go let in the dog. It was Beck. He let in the dog.

Hey. Victory. That works. Well done. Oh, it was great.

And you didn't have to, play the whole game. That's good. No. The game didn't work anyway because I still had to let out the dog. Well, I thought it was fun.

I like that you nose ghosted in the middle of your meeting. Yeah. Well, I had my phone nearby. So ask what you were doing? No.

Not one person. Yeah. I don't even think they saw. I just popped up my phone, took the picture real quick, sent it, and then that was it. I almost sent the nose goes before I had a picture ready, and that would have been bad.

Oh. If I said nose goes And then didn't. And then lost. You're right. That would have been trouble.

Boy. Oh, boy. Well, it's getting closer and closer to time to, tear down, and demolish the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello. Yeah. It's getting closer.

They're actually going to begin the demolition on June 1. Really? And this will be the beginning of what they're calling a major transformation in Chubbock. This is this is pretty cool. The redevelopment will pave the way for the new Target anchor store to be built from the ground up.

So there will be, the Target will be there. They are building three additional ground up buildings. They are converting these don't know what those are? I no. It doesn't say here.

Okay. They're converting the former enclosed mall into a vibrant open air shopping center. And as part of the, revitalization effort, they're calling it, they will reconstruct the existing parking lot to enhance traffic flow and accessibility, which I there's only a couple of spots in that parking lot that I go, that could be better. And it's pretty much when you turn in, and you go past the Panda Express and you try to go right toward the movie theater Okay. That part right there with the speed bumps and stuff has always, always, always been like, that could be better.

So, hopefully, that gets improved, which will be cool. So they're going to reconstruct the existing parking lot to enhance traffic flow and accessibility. They're going to develop three new building pads for future tenant opportunities. So those could be restaurants or or stand alone shops that could build there, and they're going to construct a stand alone building for Buckle. Oh.

So Buckle will have its own building Okay. Not necessarily part of the open air shopping center from what it sounds like. So kind of exciting. And the, the the demo day is, like, very, very soon, June 1. They will start tearing down, the Pine Ridge Mall in Pocatello to begin a rebuild.

The Pine Ridge bar mall parking lot is that many a time was spent Oh, so much time. Doing cookies in that parking lot. I didn't do that. I did. Did you?

Oh, yeah. My friend had a an old Nissan pickup truck. A little rear wheel drive truck. That probably did some donuts, didn't it? It's awesome.

Cookies, donuts, those are the same thing. Right? Like, when when like, I don't think I'm trying to remember if I called it spin it was spinning cookies. I grew up with spinning cookies. Donut.

You grew up with donuts? Yeah. I think it was donuts. I don't know. It's the same.

Okay. I've called it both. Alright. Anyway, kind of, kind of exciting. But Kind of end of an era?

It's a big change. Yeah. New one. Yeah. You close one door, you open another, as they say.

Sometimes a window to let the air through. But it is happening starting June 1. June first. Yep. And that you said open air?

Yeah. So I think that's so if you go to, if you think about, like, the gateway Okay. In Salt Lake City or even the the City Creek, both of those shopping centers are outdoor. Or, what's the one in Boise, where the LEGO store is at? What's that one called?

I don't remember. But you know what I'm talking about. Right? Uh-huh. The one that's off of Eagle?

Yeah. Eagle Road? Yep. That's an open air market where the stores are you're not walking down hallways and going into the stores. You park or you can walk.

It's gotten really nice landscaping and stuff, and then you can go into the stores like that. So it's an open air market Yeah. Rather than an enclosed hallway system. I like it. I like it.

Yeah. Definitely a a a big change. I spent a lot of time in that mall, the Pine Ridge Mall, eating my soup in a loaf from missus Powell's. Dairy Queen and the bookstore, Walden Books was in there. Used to be there.

Yeah. I waited in line for Harry Potter. Yep. Oh. Good times.

Good times indeed. Shopko. Yeah. The amount of time spent at Shopko alone alone. Why alone?

No. Not alone. Oh. I'm saying that that part was enough to anyway, you know. I do.

Yes. I was by myself at Shopko. I was thinking of something the other day. We're getting close to our twenty year wedding anniversary. Yeah.

It's right. Coming up in July. '20 years. Now when we got married You say that like, it's a million. When we got married, we were young and poor, and so we kind of skipped, corners everywhere we could, which was Well, we just saved money.

Right? We did save money. We had a friend who was working in his photography portfolio, so he did our photos. He was like, I'll just do it for free, which was awesome, and our pictures turned out fantastic. Yeah.

And then we I bought a super cheap dress at a place that was going out of business. That's right. What would you change about our wedding, if anything? Trying to decide how personal I wanna get with it because there's there's, like, one thing I'd fix. Just say it.

Nah. That's okay. Okay. There was just a there was a moment. No.

Not the bride. Yeah. I would have picked different. No. I there was there was just a technical difficulty moment that I would go back and fix because it it still to this day, twenty years later, upsets me.

And it shouldn't, but it does. And, and I want that to be right. I can't change that because it it it was something that happened, and it was in my control until I turned it over to somebody else. And then it was not my Yeah. You made it so easy.

You said push this button. Play this song as we walk out. I know. And then as we were walking out It was some other weird country song, and it made no sense. And it was not what it was supposed to be.

It was supposed to be the Beach Boys, and it was not. And I want that back. You still get so mad about it. I know. I would change some of the guests.

You would change the guests? Some of them. Woah. Well, because some of them we don't speak to anymore. But we did then.

Who? We did then. Just say who? No. No.

There were some coworkers maybe that we could've Okay. Passed on. I don't know know who you're talking about, but that's interesting. Also, we got married inside because I didn't wanna take a chance because Idaho weather is up there. Okay.

Yeah. And the place that we got married at had panel side siding. Like paneling. It's wood paneling inside. Yeah.

And so every Like an eighties basis. Single picture has that wood I see. Paneling. Yeah. And I would probably I would probably splurge a little more on decorations just because it was On the decor, stay in the same venue, or would you change the venue?

I would probably go outside because the weather was lovely. I might change the venue, but the it was it was very inexpensive. We got it for really inexpensive. Mhmm. But every picture has got that wooden paneling, and I go Well and what I think was frustrating was after our wedding, they used the payment from our wedding to spruce the place up.

Yeah. No. They had other events and stuff, but they did renovate the the that particular part of the building. I wonder what's in that building now. I don't know.

Because that's It was in Old Town Pocatello, but, yeah, it's not Oh, we should go visit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what's in that building. I couldn't I don't even know if I could find it.

I'd have to look it up. I don't know what could possibly be in there. Anyway, that's interesting. But yeah. No.

That's probably the biggest thing for me. I'd go back and fix that. If I if I could go back in time, I would put a piece of tape over that, CD tray, and I'd say, do not remove, or I'll chop off your fingers. Just hit play. I'll never forget that.

We're walking out. We've just said I do. We're walking down, and you go, what is this? This? I was so upset.

What about the wedding rules? Do you feel like do you feel like that stuff, the tradition and stuff, did was that did that bug you? Were you stuck on, like, you've gotta do the something new, something old, something borrowed, something new. I didn't do that. You didn't.

Okay. So you didn't worry about that. Keep up with traditions. We didn't have a wedding party. We Right.

We Yeah. It was just you and you and me and our officiant, and that was that was the ceremony. Keep it pretty simple, which I wouldn't change that. No. I agree.

I I think that was awesome. Now I did have, a potential best man that I did ask earlier. Yeah. That's But that fell through. So that didn't happen.

But at least he also didn't show up to the wedding, so there's that. It was such a weird time. People that did and didn't show up. It was an interesting collection of people. Like Yeah.

I'd like to have the wedding again with the people in our lives now. Oh, that's what you do. What I'm saying? That's when you do, like, a, like, a vow renewal or something. Yeah.

Right? And let's just have a party. Let's just have a party with people that we know and love now and say, hey. Yeah. Come come hang out.

Come have a fire pit in our backyard. Right. That's it. We don't need to have the whole wedding thing. Let's just have a barbecue.

Exactly. That's so much easier. It is so much cheaper. We soon spent a lot on our wedding. I think all told, maybe I think it was under $1,500.

Yeah. I think I think we we were able to put it together on a budget Yeah. We did. Twenty years ago. Awesome.

Yeah. Well done. Up top. High five. High five, bud.

This is the, time of year that's dreaded for most parents because it's the time of year when yearbooks are being distributed. Uh-huh. And you go, did I order a yearbook? I order a yearbook? Did we order a yearbook?

I had to check. Emery texted me and said that they got an email that said that they're doing yearbook pickup, distribution. And so she said, did we order a yearbook? And I said, I think so. But I had to go dig through emails and check my bank account to make sure I ordered one, and I did.

Okay. Well, she'll be very excited then. Because I was on top of the game at the beginning of the year. Yeah. You know what you need is to put that in your calendar.

And say? May 1. Yes. I ordered a year I've purchased a year. Yeah.

That way you have a reminder Hey. At this part of the year. I did this. And I actually think I printed the receipt Yeah. So that I could remember.

I don't know where it was at. As a reminder in your calendar next year. After registration, when we pay all the stuff and do the yearbook order, then just send yourself a note May 1. But the yearbook orders don't typically you don't usually buy those. Whenever it is.

I know. Okay. Do you know what I'm saying? I do. I'm trying to simplify your reminder system.

I get it. The way you tell me with everything. Okay. Put it in the calendar. Did you put it on the calendar?

Because if it was not on the calendar, it didn't happen. Hey. If you're a parent and you don't know if you've ordered a yearbook, good luck to you. Yeah. You'll find out real soon.

She did tell me yesterday. Yesterday. She said, did you know that we're not doing senior quotes anymore? Oh, okay. I said, I think that probably depends on who's doing the yearbook.

Like, who's on the Yearbook committee. Yearbook staff. Right? Like, who's in yearbook, that's doing the design, and do they Have to include it or yeah. Or or what does it take to do quotes?

Yeah. But she seemed pretty bummed that they they didn't do that. I didn't have your, senior quotes in my yearbook. We did. Do you wanna know mine?

Stay cool. Nope. Have some bazooka Joe for karma. Cool. It was cool, and it was from a movie that I loved called Empire Records.

Okay. And it was cool. So I spent a lot of time coming up with that. Cool. It was cool.

Everybody got your reference, I bet. Doesn't matter. I knew. The ones that mattered got it, and that's all that cares. What?

What was the quote? Have some bazooka Joe from Carpaw. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

Alright. I decided to have a sneezing fit just then. So that was pretty cool. Yeah. What What's up?

What's going on? Oh, I just have a date with you on Saturday. That's true. And, whoever wants to come, everyone's invited come to the date? Everyone's invited to the date Okay.

At the Enchanted Forest. Oh, yeah. That's right. I'll be there at the waterfront from eight to eleven on Saturday. Yes.

I'll be there too. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. Because it's a date.

It's the twenty sixth annual Classy ninety seven second chance prom with Browning's Honey, and we wanna see you at the Enchanted Forest. It's gonna be at the waterfront at Snake River Landing. We've got twinkling lights and greenery. I've been talking to the decorator. Very exciting things happening.

I've been talking to the light and sound guy. Exciting things happening. I understand he got some new, some new toys that he's excited to play with. So we'll see he done. We'll see what happens.

So we've got the big dance floor. It's gonna be a lot of fun, and it's this Saturday at the waterfront, 8PM to eleven, as you said. You can obviously dress the theme, or you can just come as you are. Just dress up. Yeah.

Get as fancy as you want. We're gonna be pretty dressed up. I know. It's it's gonna be good. I still need to do, my fashion show.

I haven't tried on all myself. I know. I have to do that as well. Yeah. So I need to do that.

Do I wear tights? Do I wear no tights? I don't know. Did your, shoes show up? Oh.

They are awesome. Are they? I love them. Okay. I've seen none none of this.

They might be a little too big, so I might have to stuff the toe. Oh, what happened? Did you order the right size? I ordered the right size, but you feet shrink? No.

Oh. Shoes are just different. You know? It's true. I do know.

I do know. But if you people. Everyone, they're all different. Okay. But they do have a pair.

Like, they're they're the same, so they're not a little different than people, aren't they? I don't know if it's the same shoe. I only pulled out one. Oh, you better check the other shoe. What if one's bigger than one's smaller?

That's a whole issue. Oh, no. Yeah. You better figure that out. Anyway, if you don't have tickets yet, tap the second chance prom link in our app.

You can buy tickets right now on our website through the app. On Friday, in just a couple of days, we'll have our last half price Friday so you can get the tickets for half price. You can get free tickets right now at Browning's Honey. They're, just, what, three miles or so north of Bish's RV on the Lewisville Highway. Really easy to find.

And, when you go check out their gift shop when you're grabbing your tickets, you can check out all the honey. They even do honey samples. You can try different flavors. Oh. Honeysticks?

Yes. The honeysticks. Delicious. Very, very yummy. And, and that's where you can get your free tickets.

Now, I am gonna be at the farmer's market, which is coming up on Saturday. I'll be there from nine until noon. I'll have some free tickets. So if you wanna stop by and grab them from me there, you can. That'll be your last chance to get free tickets, and you can buy tickets at the door.

So lots of different ways for you to be able to attend this year. Just get your tickets, and then we'll see you there. And it's all made possible by Browning Sunny. So there or be squared. Be there.

Yeah. Yeah. Right? I know. That's pretty good.

Pretty good. We'll see you at the twenty sixth annual classy ninety seven second chance prom. It's coming up Saturday with Browning's Honey. Fledge watch continues today. Started yesterday.

There were some big eagle stuff happening at the Big Bear Valley Eagle Cam. You are so so excited. This is my this is my impression of you. Woah. Woah.

And you sent the video I did send the video. To the whole family. It is exciting. Fledge Watch. What's really cool is that, there are the two eagles in Big Bear Valley.

We talked about them yesterday. Fledge Watch is officially on. I've been watching them this morning, and they've been pretty quiet. They've been kinda just standing around. They had a big day yesterday.

Well, yesterday was a big moment for one of them. Sunny tried to hover a little bit. She did hover. And it was it's silly to watch. Or he hovered.

The the eaglet, sort of, put the wings out, and they've been doing this, like, wing stretch thing and this hop. Yeah. It's really silly looking. They've been doing that for a little while, but the wing stretch with a flap after the hop is new It is new. A little bit of airtime.

Yep. It's happening. Like, it is it's coming soon. They've been pulling all their little fluffy under feathers out, so they just have their big eagle feathers. It's Big eagle stuff going on.

Big eagle stuff. I was watching I was just watching the video again where the one is, like, getting some air and kinda hovering. And the one is watching and then stands up and goes, well, I wanna try that. And then gets up and just kind of stretches his wings, but doesn't necessarily flap. Right.

It's like, how are you doing that? Well and then you're gonna try it. They're gonna they're gonna leave very close to one another. I think so too. And then you're gonna have this empty nest.

I know it. It's so cute. I just like it. It's pretty it's pretty special. If you haven't seen the Sunny and Gizmo Yeah.

Look up Sunny and Gizmo. Big bear bald eagle live nest cam. Yeah. But find the video from yesterday. The one just share it.

Just post it on socials. Oh, I could actually do that. Yeah. I will do that. Yeah.

Just share your video that you can have, and then, and then they can see it. So Good idea, Josh. I will do that. Okay. I will.

That sounds good. It's pretty fun. They're they're real close to leaving this nest. And it's such a metaphor, isn't it? Because Isn't it?

At this time of year, there's some there's some little eaglets that are fledging the nest and moving on to things. I was gonna say bigger and better things, but nothing's better than home. Uh-huh. No. No.

There's kids graduating and moving off to college or missions or jobs and the army. I know. It's Tons of stuff. It's fledgling season. It is fledgling season.

Oh, little little eaglets leaving the nest. Fly, baby, fly. Would you rather this or that? Would you rather always walk like a runway model? Did you see, Paris Hilton is getting a bunch of grief online for her weird runway walk?

Mhmm. No. Oh, it's strange. So go on. Or always walk like a guy directing planes on a runway.

That's cooler. Is it? With the flashlight wands? Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go. But, yeah, he said you have to walk backwards too. No. They walk backwards sometimes. Sometimes.

Yeah. Not all the time. It's more about the hand movements to guide people. Like, what if you were doing that on a busy, like, pedestrian street? Like, you go to a like, New York, and you're like, uh-uh.

Right, Lane. Right? Keep your head straight away straight away straight away. Whoop. Nope.

Nope. X x x. You don't say anything. Yeah. I know.

They just have to follow your hand signals. Yeah. So it looks like you've got invisible maracas. No. But I would have the torches.

I would have the No. I have the yeah. You don't. No. I would.

No. You don't. No. Because there's enough craziness in New York streets, people shaking their hands, and people going like, that guy's nuts. I'm not gonna pay attention to that guy.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna wear the, like, aircraft carrier ear protection, and I'm gonna, like, guide them like they're airplanes. No. You don't get to have flashing lights. What I'm gonna do.

It's a made up world. I'm gonna do it. In my made up world, I have the torches. In my made up world, you don't, and you just looks like you're shaking invisible Maracas. Well Just partying everywhere more fun.

Partying, partying everywhere you go. Mine's way more fun. No. It isn't. Mhmm.

Yep. I just checked. It is. An invisible maraca party is more fun. It is.

So what are you picking? I'm gonna pick the runway model just to be different. Okay. Cool. Okay.

Because then you can do the blue steel Oh. Everywhere you go. I guess. Oh. Yeah?

Oh la la. Oh. Okay. Shashe. Shashe?

Shashe. Shashe. Move it over there. Move it over there to the left. Work it, girl.

To to the left. Go. There's still two eagles in the nest. So, you know Yeah. I just checked.

I just I wanted you to know. I'm I'm paying attention. I got them. I got them open. Okay.

I know that. Alright. I saw this, this post online, and I'm I'm a little bit disturbed by it. Have you ever had a tuna sandwich? Yes.

Have you ever put lettuce on your tuna sandwich? Yes. Okay. How much lettuce do you typically put on a tuna sandwich? Just like one little piece.

One leaf Yeah. Laid across? Correct. Which is plenty. Right?

Yes. Do you do cheese? Do you do a tuna melt ever? No. You don't like cheese with your tuna fish?

I think that those are two flavors that don't mix well. Alright. Well, tuna melts a good sandwich. It's nice. But but, anyway, but you have to have hot tuna if you're gonna do that.

And I don't know tuna. I think that's where you go both. Yeah. Exactly. And your mom, will get the seafood sandwich sometimes?

Mhmm. Not it. With the imitation crab meat and stuff in there? No. No.

I know. No. That's not a winner. I I know. Here's the, the ultimate tuna melt.

Oh, boy. What? It's toast K. Which is fine. Fine.

Delicious. Toast. A smear of, like, a tuna salad. And I'm talking, like, peanut butter thick. Look.

A smear. Okay. How much tuna fish do you usually put on your tuna fish sandwich? I mean It it's more than the lettuce. Would you agree?

Absolutely. You wouldn't put, like Well, then it's chunky. So you, like, you gotta K. It's like bits that you put on there. Uh-huh.

No. It's not a schmear. Yeah. This is a this is a small little, schmear on some toast with a cheese, a slice of cheese on there. And I know you're cheese.

Like a yellow cheese. American. Whatever. Cheddar. Whatever it is.

K. And then this much iceberg lettuce. Woah. Like, two inches of, like, a cobb salad. At that point, you're just having a lettuce sandwich.

A lettuce sandwich with tuna fish next to it, kinda. Do you know the last time that I've had a tuna fish sandwich? It's probably been a minute. I couldn't even tell you. Yeah.

I couldn't even tell you. I was looking at an egg salad the other day. Yeah? I saw a recipe for an egg salad, and I was That's nice. Oh.

Yeah. I've had egg salad in a long time. Right. Doesn't that sound good? So people on social media are calling this, ultimate tuna melt a recession indicator because the food, with 2,000,000 followers, this Cook's Illustrated, is a food, profile, and they posted this ultimate tuna melt recipe.

K. And the sandwich has a very thin layer of tuna fish and a giant slab of iceberg lettuce. And, someone said I've had a wedge salad with less lettuce. Someone said the Titanic hit a smaller iceberg. Oh.

Yeah. There's it's almost all lettuce. Like and and so the they're saying, like, oh, and then there's pickles on top of the lettuce. Oh, I like pickles. Yeah.

So toast I like pickles. Tiny smear of tuna fish because we're not gonna be able to afford tuna fish. We're only gonna be able to afford lettuce. A slice of cheese, a ton of iceberg lettuce, couple of pickles, topped toast, toothpick through it. Slices of pickles?

I typically put, chopped pickles in my tuna fish when I mix it. No. I totally agree. Mayo, tuna fish, sliced pickles, a little bit of pickle juice. They these guys hit it with just a little bit of lemon juice and some Dijon mustard as well.

I bet that's nice. Yeah. But too much too much lettuce. Way too much lettuce. I agree with you.

That's too much lettuce. Lettuce alone. Somebody said, looks like great depression food is back on the menu. Excuse me. Like, people are You're even my joke.

Lettuce alone. I heard it. You didn't respond. Right. So there's a lot of lettuce on this sandwich is what I'm saying.

And and, really, honestly, it kinda made me want a tuna fish sandwich, but not that much lettuce. There's something wrong with the amount of lettuce they have put on that. Why are they before, but when I was a kid, I used to dip my tuna fish sandwich in my red Kool Aid. Mhmm. That was delicious.

So that's gross. It's awful. So some other recipes that they have posted recently include a pasta dish that you burn on purpose. What? Yep.

What is this recipe place? I told you. It's Cooks Illustrated. Pull them up on Instagram No. And you'll see.

Pasta, you burn on purpose. I don't want to follow them or look them up because that's gonna be my algorithm. Yeah. But they might be doing like, some of the food looks great, but then occasionally, they're like, let's throw a weird one in here. What's it called?

Food. Cooks. Illustrated. Cooks Incorporated? Cooks Illustrated.

I found it. Yeah. Pasta, you burn on purpose. Why? Well, it's cooked in a skillet, first of all, and then you, you burn it on purpose.

Okay. Okay. I mean, it looks tasty. It fine. Okay.

Sure. I'm trying to find how far down you have to scroll to get to that tuna sandwich. Oh, there it is. It's it's quite a ways down there, but you'll see it. The ultimate tuna melt with a ton of lettuce in the middle.

Tuna melt sounds so gross to me. A hot tuna sandwich. Not your thing. Awful. Alright.

Well Hot tuna. Sounds like lunch. I think it looks pretty tasty. No. No.

There's a million other things. What are they putting on top of this salmon? I didn't know. Fruit. They're putting they're making different chutneys.

Chutneys? Peach and a berry one. I like chutney. They're putting blueberry or peach chutney on top of salmon. Alright.

Let's wrap up the show. I think it's time. I think I think now that we I'm literally just talking and then scroll the internet. Yeah. That's Yeah.

It's good radio. Radio. Yeah. Good good show. Good show.

Let me me tell you what else I'm looking at. What else you got? A pasta dish you burn on purpose. We already heard about that one. I know.

It's weird. Thought I'd remind you. That's gonna do it for today's show. Wednesday. Have a great In the books.

Great rest of it. We're only a few days away from the weekend and a busy weekend Yes. It is. Between, a Farmers' market. Farmers' market prong and then a motorcycle ride, which will be great on Sunday.

Yeah. So lots of stuff going on. But, anyway, have a wonderful rest of your day. We'll see you back here tomorrow morning. Get the podcast.

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Let's be fair. There's good stuff and there's bad stuff. Okay. Alright. Well, thanks for listening however you listen and wherever you listen, and have a great day, and we'll see you back here tomorrow.

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I see. Well done. Alright. See you. Thanks for listening to wake up classy 97, the podcast.

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