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Two beautiful men, uncles to each other, navigate the world of pop culture, babes, bikinis, cold ones, hot nights and they take no prisoners while they're at it. The only podcast truly recorded live from a king size bed, accept no imitations.
franklin:
Welcome everybody to Uncle to Uncle. the first podcast to take place live from a king sized bed. We've done it all from recording all the way and the breath. Michael's Rock Love tour bust all the way to Hethanism, To I'm your main host, Franklin, and as always, I'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world, Uncle Howard,
howard:
Well, hello, dear boy, it's me intellectual, Uncle Howard, and I must say you are nothing more than a pathetic ahab trying to spirit the white whale the way you carry on and prattle forth so and so
franklin:
Intellectual, Uncle Howard, Can you you know you are so smart? You know
howard:
Well, thank you
franklin:
you know. Can you explain to me how the stock market works?
howard:
Easily,
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
dear boy. First of all, you have to take into account that messy old, that messy old gray lady we call capitalism, Know how it how it carries forth back and so,
franklin:
M,
howard:
but
franklin:
hm,
howard:
then beyond that, of course you know they've got the stocks in the market.
franklin:
What's the? What's his? Dale Jones and Nazdack What's
howard:
Oh
franklin:
the difference?
howard:
Dad Jones, I knew him well back in my Harvard days,
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
a good man indeed, And then, as Jack, well,
franklin:
Not
howard:
he's
franklin:
a fan.
howard:
He's a. He's a rather unsavory character Than he went to Harvard.
franklin:
Okay. So here wouldn't just be. you know, the average that groups together the prices of the most traded stocks in New York stock change is. that's that's not what. the Dow Jones is,
howard:
Some would say
franklin:
One thing about intellectual Uncle Howard. Now,
howard:
Every Uncle Howard's white brother,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
because I'm not allowed to do any other kinds.
franklin:
That's true. That is very true.
howard:
If this podcast existed about ten years ago, you'd hear all kinds of Uncle Arts
franklin:
The variant would be unreal on each one more tasteful than the last.
howard:
Man. Do you think you know and in Lokiwhen he met, You know. the very Loki was the girl. Do you think they ever ran into like Asian Loki. he was like, No, we can't. We can't talk to you
franklin:
It's like they've
howard:
Like.
franklin:
brought
howard:
No,
franklin:
a guy
howard:
Okay,
franklin:
over like it doesn't
howard:
It's like
franklin:
feel right.
howard:
it's like that gift of Jonah Halwrislike,
franklin:
No,
howard:
No,
franklin:
No, don't do this. don't do this. Yeah, now they had an alligator Low key. You know
howard:
Hm.
franklin:
they had a child O key. you
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
know
howard:
they had a nervy old man Loki.
franklin:
That was Richard E Grant
howard:
Yeah, Richard.
franklin:
and the East for extreme.
howard:
Yeah, they had they had a woman Loki. But
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
you'll never see an Asian Loki or
franklin:
No,
howard:
a Fisher Stephen's Loki.
franklin:
Sure. seat's loke. Oh no, Oh no,
howard:
Could you imagine that, though I can. If this was ten years ago, I do my impersonation of Fisher Stevens Loki.
franklin:
No, oh no.
howard:
When this episode is done recorded, I might do my Fisher Stephens Loki for you.
franklin:
I appreciate patrelhaveit.
howard:
Yeah, Patron
franklin:
we'll have
howard:
Patriot
franklin:
it on an
howard:
dot com Slash, go to Uncle to hear Fisher Stephens Loki.
franklin:
We'll have it in the thousand dollar bracket, meaning you
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
have to pay a thousand dollars to cancel us.
howard:
I will legit. Put it in a thousand dollars race. I think we can do that.
franklin:
I don't think anybody could be mad. They'd be mad at more At the first On. That gave us a grand. like
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Yeah, that guy is races, but
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you can't
howard:
for
franklin:
them a
howard:
a
franklin:
grand.
howard:
thousand bucks all I'll I'll make Tucker Carlson blush, brother. Uh,
franklin:
God damn man. Now
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
we were
howard:
that's
franklin:
talking
howard:
candy.
franklin:
about, We were talking about Loki and the discord the other day. And you? You didn't like you, Said you didn't like the lady Loki, and the sexual tension
howard:
No, that's gross, dude.
franklin:
was
howard:
that's like.
franklin:
now. Hold on.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I mean it's it's not. It's not somebody he's related to.
howard:
It's him. It's more than related.
franklin:
They're as related as you can get.
howard:
Ah, you can't get more related than yourself.
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
Also, I don't really understand how that works because your variant is like. isn't it just you split off in time at a certain point from them
franklin:
I don't think that's it necessarily that that's the
howard:
Because
franklin:
case.
howard:
at what point would he have split off and then been like a beautiful woman,
franklin:
I did.
howard:
as like in like the embryo stage or something.
franklin:
There you go. You're good, Kevin. Would you might have worked for Kevin, after all?
howard:
Yea, my good friend, Kevin.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
He called me By the way he said, You really appreciate how you turned around and now you love a man Quantamania,
franklin:
Oh yeah, look, I love a man. I love it so much.
howard:
You love Solem, you love Web, you
franklin:
My
howard:
love Lord Crit
franklin:
mat.
howard:
lore,
franklin:
I like a
howard:
you
franklin:
man
howard:
love.
franklin:
tag.
howard:
Ah mon tag.
franklin:
Pity Montag.
howard:
Well guy, that's intellectual of you.
franklin:
Uh, yeah, I keep thinking back to Low Know and Richard Grant, and how,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
that guy
howard:
they made a toy of that that little key and I wish I'd bought it because that's a cool looking dude
franklin:
That would have been cool black You. He's a Loki.
howard:
They made. It's like the Marvel version of Black series Marvel legends.
franklin:
Okay, but he's he's now. he's general pride and uhrisaskywalker.
howard:
Oh, that's right. he is.
franklin:
He has the best and worst death because his star destroyer. Listen to
howard:
M.
franklin:
this uncle Howard. I'm sure you remember, But
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
his star destroyer explodes and it explodes from the inside and it shoots him out of the glass from the outside.
howard:
Well, that's how bad I dies.
franklin:
Fuck, and then he's plummeting towards assuming. exigoal. You know, that's a long drop.
howard:
Yeah, that's far
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
better. I hope you had a parachute.
franklin:
was he like the Austin Powers Like, Did he get like a storm trooper to move in front of him so he
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
could he could break his landing.
howard:
remember is it in a winter soldier and Captain America goes up the window and he just puts the shield down and rides the shield all the way down and land on it and he's fine.
franklin:
There's something like that. It's very
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
domdomtorreto. As
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
long as he lands on a car hood, that's
howard:
He's
franklin:
the
howard:
fine.
franklin:
equivalent of a mattress of a purple of a Casper mattress.
howard:
Yeah, Richard Grant has seen Rise of Sky Walker and he tearfully said that nothing will prepare you for how great the film was.
franklin:
And he was right,
howard:
Are you going to call Richard Grant a liar?
franklin:
No, because he follows night openings.
howard:
He follows night openings.
franklin:
Well, don't know if he follows night openings. He's posted night openings in his fucking stories, but
howard:
He's
franklin:
the
howard:
aware
franklin:
bald
howard:
of
franklin:
bitch
howard:
it.
franklin:
won't fucking give me a follow.
howard:
You know something, brother Richard Grant, I'm giving him the perverts look, Hal. he doesn't have to follow night openings.
franklin:
Okay how he had the ball? I guess he has he loves when I tacked him with Like hanging out with Anna, Writer.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
And he was just he would fucking post that photo and it was definitely the brag.
howard:
Yeah, he was like. Look what, Look for this tasty little treat.
franklin:
His idea is just him outside smiling
howard:
That's all he does.
franklin:
That honest to God scroll down his feed on
howard:
He's
franklin:
Instagram.
howard:
checked this out, man he's from. He was born in Swaziland.
franklin:
What's
howard:
The
franklin:
that?
howard:
funk. Now it's now. Well, now they call it Ssuatini. It's in Africa.
franklin:
Okay? Okay?
howard:
So yeah, he is like Charlie's Africa,
franklin:
I was just going to say yes.
howard:
Richard, Africa.
franklin:
Yeah, a Swazi English actor and presenter, actor and presenter.
howard:
That's being a presenter is one of the coolest things you can be.
franklin:
That's what we could say when we call some up more film festivals to give us a job. but we're podcasthostslash
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
presenters. Like well, they've already been. They've already presented before
howard:
Dude, that is so smart man.
franklin:
We presented the Blue Ribbon podcast. To Lords,
howard:
We did. We are presenters
franklin:
We are presenters.
howard:
were far more presenters than we are actors.
franklin:
We presented Shaken Bake with a Blue Ribbon
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
podcast
howard:
he
franklin:
Awards.
howard:
got a blue Ribbon award just from us.
franklin:
You can there?
howard:
I mean, not from men. We handed it to him. We weren't the ones who
franklin:
No,
howard:
decided
franklin:
no,
howard:
the
franklin:
no,
howard:
blue
franklin:
that
howard:
ribbons.
franklin:
that was. That wasn't an envelope. Much,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
much like the Oscar's
howard:
I don't know who gave that to us.
franklin:
I don't know either. I was at a big question mark in a manila
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
envelope.
howard:
oh brother, the Oscar's are coming up.
franklin:
Yeah, you got the Oscar fever.
howard:
Oh man, I can't when you know that I usually only see gold,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
but when it's Oscar day, I love gold
franklin:
Yeh
howard:
statues.
franklin:
gold statue member.
howard:
Yea best best picture. Oh, I'm so sorry.
franklin:
It's okay, gold statue of ever That didn't need to do that.
howard:
Ah,
franklin:
You
howard:
you
franklin:
think Optimist is
howard:
know
franklin:
going to
howard:
that's
franklin:
present?
howard:
going to be the best picture, Brother,
franklin:
I can't even present at the Oscar's
howard:
An optimist prime. The honor is all my
franklin:
Uh,
howard:
Richard Grant, best supporting actor.
franklin:
But yeah, that'd be great.
howard:
Yeah, man, what is Richard Grant? And that's coming out this year. Often. He's in a couple of T B As, and they both have very similar names.
franklin:
M.
howard:
He's in something T b a called Wild Wood, and
franklin:
Hm.
howard:
another T B a called Salt burn.
franklin:
Interesting, umnotwill, be seeing both of those. I'm sure
howard:
Oh brother, those sound like Uncle Howard's specials, don't they?
franklin:
I do sound like legitimate Uncle Howard specials. Man,
howard:
Hey, check out Salt burn, Coming up, directed by, written, directed and produce My Emerald final. Oh,
franklin:
Real.
howard:
we love her, don't we?
franklin:
Yeah, we do we do.
howard:
You want to guess who else is in the?
franklin:
Who's it?
howard:
Yeah, I'm gonna pop a couple of beers and go see Salt burn
franklin:
M.
howard:
start
franklin:
Hm.
howard:
on Rosamond Pike and Berry Keogan, that
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
little creep.
franklin:
all the
howard:
What
franklin:
stars
howard:
do we know
franklin:
are
howard:
him
franklin:
here.
howard:
as
franklin:
What's that?
howard:
Well? What do we know? Berry Quganis, What was his most seminal role to you
franklin:
I don't
howard:
and
franklin:
know
howard:
I?
franklin:
who that funk that is.
howard:
He is Drewigu,
franklin:
M.
howard:
Internals, the jerk
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
Eternal.
franklin:
I'm doing my drink to hear the ice.
howard:
He's one of the creepiest looking little guys I've ever seen in my life. Man.
franklin:
Yes, he was like such a. like a fucking win or
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Drew was just like. Oh fun. I got so fucking clear up my room.
howard:
Sure, sure, I'd give the humans back their gold.
franklin:
They don't fucking deserve it. they don't
howard:
The don't funk
franklin:
deserve
howard:
deserve
franklin:
it.
howard:
the world, was he? He wasn't the signet. He knew sign ling.
franklin:
Yes, yes, yes,
howard:
Yeah, there was an internal that only spoke sign language. They were created to be all powerful omnipotent protectors of Earth, but they still couldn't
franklin:
Just
howard:
speak. Not all of them could speak. one of them. One of them couldn't age past
franklin:
of them. could.
howard:
ten
franklin:
A,
howard:
years old.
franklin:
Yeah, you know, I think if any internal has the potential to be races, it would be drag right.
howard:
Yeah, it would probably be drug.
franklin:
I know.
howard:
I could see. I
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
could see King Goban races, but against someone you would never suspect he'd
franklin:
I think
howard:
he'd be like.
franklin:
Kingo
howard:
I hate
franklin:
might be.
howard:
Swazi born presenters.
franklin:
I think Kingo might make the most races jokes
howard:
Yeah, but
franklin:
that.
howard:
he's not. He doesn't ever raise his heart.
franklin:
No, I doesn't have a race as hard. this guy, he mutters, some some some mean things. Let me tell
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you,
howard:
yeah, Drew. he says something kind of bad. You're like. Yeah, man, I know. that's like, kind of funny that people think that way and he's like I'm not joking. Oh shit, Drew.
franklin:
Eahdruig
howard:
no, that's not cool. dude.
franklin:
is like the com cast or At and T guy that gives you cable. and then like he starts seeing if you could say races ship around you. That's that's the
howard:
It's
franklin:
Vii
howard:
like Oh, you're getting thirty seven channels and it's like you know what I wish. there weren't thirty seven races.
franklin:
Lord.
howard:
Well, dude, I don't know that there are
franklin:
I don't know that there are. There might be more or less.
howard:
well. Drew retreats to the Amazon. Reinforce and leads a cult. that's pretty cool.
franklin:
Yeah, Yeah, that's definitely the most racisteternal.
howard:
No lead in a cult in the Amazon.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Isn't it crazy Amazon? It's a great rain forest, but it's an evil company.
franklin:
Wild stuff,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
but how evil can they be if they got me my drewigeternals funk and no time flat.
howard:
How much is the dregs eternal fun Co? let's find
franklin:
Would you
howard:
out.
franklin:
like to take a guest? The guest
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
on Amazon?
howard:
thirteen, ninety nine.
franklin:
Oh, you're over paying my friend.
howard:
Oh shit, I am. I looked it up. now.
franklin:
He did and you could get it on Zoo Lily for four, ninety nine,
howard:
What a bargain. Now, let's see how much the drogue Marvel legends figure
franklin:
Well
howard:
is.
franklin:
old on the drug, Eternals, Funk Pop is by to get one free.
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
You want to get to Druigus, And
howard:
Let's
franklin:
who do we give
howard:
get
franklin:
up?
howard:
a drew and we'll send one to one of our fans.
franklin:
Some one went to one of our enemies.
howard:
No, our fans deserve such a wonderful treat.
franklin:
But that's true or fans are our
howard:
I would love. It's too bad, Conrad. It cost a million bucks to send her something
franklin:
Give
howard:
because
franklin:
a
howard:
I would
franklin:
cot.
howard:
love to send her a drew. Ig.
franklin:
Basic? Basically, you'd be assigning her something that you'd have to throw away.
howard:
It wouldn't be an insult to her every single time she looked at it.
franklin:
Yeah, it would be, but she would feel guilt throwing it out.
howard:
Yeah, that's
franklin:
She, just
howard:
the ultimate trick.
franklin:
it would
howard:
You
franklin:
be
howard:
make
franklin:
this
howard:
her feel
franklin:
burden,
howard:
bad.
franklin:
this totum burden.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you know, like our inception, they have their totems, Like to know if they're awake or not
howard:
Oh, you to like the little top or something
franklin:
The
howard:
right.
franklin:
top. Yeah, that could be Conrad's inception. Uh, you know, know if she's in a dream or not, If if the drug, if the Druigs head never stops babbling of the funco,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
then
howard:
and she
franklin:
it's
howard:
was like.
franklin:
a dream.
howard:
Now the Drewweeg Marvel legends figured you, and I guess how much that cost and by the way I added it to cart.
franklin:
Those are like the black series. right,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Um, I would say the cheapest black like eleven. You know now this guy has no no market value, right these guys a bump? I think it's single digits and I think it's seven ninety nine
howard:
Damn dude. you were right. the first guest. It's eleven and sixty one
franklin:
Bull ship. Really?
howard:
man. It's worth every penny, though,
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
now let's see how much who's like a cool. Let's how much is the fan Os Marvel Legends figure?
franklin:
No, Well that that's definitely
howard:
I mean, that's a baler right there
franklin:
yeah. that
howard:
right.
franklin:
that's That's your your tip. Your standard eighteen ninety nine kind of situation.
howard:
No, my friend. that is a rare figure. He's in high demand.
franklin:
Really,
howard:
You can buy. You can buy than O Marvel Legends figure for fifty eight bucks.
franklin:
Jesus,
howard:
I mean, that's
franklin:
so
howard:
not
franklin:
like
howard:
a
franklin:
the
howard:
bad
franklin:
most.
howard:
price though, dude.
franklin:
So like, the more important the character, the higher it is like Dark Vater is like a hundred dollars and that's bad. That's
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I guess it makes sense,
howard:
well,
franklin:
dart
howard:
here,
franklin:
fatersyeah.
howard:
here's a Thanes figures eighteen box. That's not bad.
franklin:
Like, should the rank you see like I had that problem of M. B. A jersey. It's like like the star players jersey, Like Jimmy Butler's, jersey is like a hundred and twenty dollars. right.
howard:
Yeah, right,
franklin:
But then, but then, like you know, Nemanabalizas jersey is also a hundred and twenty dollars.
howard:
Oh yeah. that's
franklin:
Just
howard:
ridiculous.
franklin:
like you think it should be based off talent. Like Labrone, Jersey should be like three hundred dollars. and then
howard:
That
franklin:
like
howard:
guy should be paying you money to buy.
franklin:
it's divided Jersey. right,
howard:
Holy shit. I just found a Stanley action figure.
franklin:
God, good God,
howard:
It
franklin:
yeah,
howard:
brings a tear to my eyes.
franklin:
yeah, you miss him.
howard:
I do miss him and he was tweeting up to the day he died.
franklin:
He still tweeting. Actually,
howard:
Yeah, he's never tweeted more.
franklin:
is that in poor taste?
howard:
What if you're tweeting beyond the grave?
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
I don't like it. Really. I didn't
franklin:
He don't.
howard:
like that know, I don't like how Hermon Kane still tweetened
franklin:
Yeah, I does. he still looks like porno too. Av it.
howard:
Yeah, he's like in Porno all the time.
franklin:
Herman can treat her lips, the cane gang.
howard:
Like tweet. There was some tweromand. was like. all this reaction to to the Covid masking is
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
ridiculous and somebody just replied You're dead.
franklin:
Uh, Well, when did he pass away like he's a twenty twenty, You
howard:
He
franklin:
guy.
howard:
was like the first guy to dive from Cofige,
franklin:
He was the first. He's like the first round pick.
howard:
Dude. If I had picked Herman Cane to be the first guy dive for Covid, I would have made some money.
franklin:
Oh, my God, if you got that on draft Kings, dude,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you would be set.
howard:
Who's gonna be the last person to dive from Coma? That's famous. Because like you know, No, no disrespect, but you got to know how to not get it at this point right.
franklin:
Yeah, Well, I mean it's still bad.
howard:
I mean, you'll still get it if every one in a while, and it's no one's fault, But who's going to be the last person to get it who's like Cove? That's not real.
franklin:
Oh, Kevin Corbo,
howard:
Oh God, that be most. It also,
franklin:
Kevin Sorvossginbe, like, don't I don't have a funk about that.
howard:
Yeah, I think you're right. Actually, I think in storm might be the last guy to die from Covid.
franklin:
You know, I'd be like thirty years from now or something, but
howard:
Yeah, it will be like Okay. We've finally got the absolute perfect cure for Covid. No one ever has to die from it again, and
franklin:
He like.
howard:
Kevinsorbo's going to have it and it's going to be like into the hospital if we can save you, Kevinsorbo.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
like No, I'm good.
franklin:
So Herman Kane died July thirtieth of twenty, Twenty
howard:
That was a terrible fourth of July.
franklin:
Was his last one
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
he thought got to live through it.
howard:
Yeah, you might have felt bad.
franklin:
It's like Is there M Trump? I don't feel so good.
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
It's like Go away, loser. I don't even know who you are.
howard:
Go. o. start on like guys who feel bad.
franklin:
I like my supporters that don't die.
howard:
Yeah, But you know what's seriously? the rest? Peace to Herman,
franklin:
Oh, of course, dude,
howard:
And one of the best
franklin:
one of them of the past,
howard:
If he. if he was still alive, I'd love to see him naked.
franklin:
So here's a funny thing here. at one point there was a Hermon Kane Hall Mark movie.
howard:
Who played him?
franklin:
I don't. fucking no. I'm just finding this out and now, Sorry if you
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
hear me typing. So
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
there
howard:
I know.
franklin:
is hall mark. So yeah, um, so if you go down all the way to the bottom of his Twitter, I can't scroll down any further. I got to November twenty third, Hallmark gives giving away one million cards to say thanks, Herman Kane, dot com slash Herman Kane wants to help teachers free work. but when you click on the link it goes to Herman Kane movie Dot com.
howard:
Oh
franklin:
Yeah, so at some point was somebody trying to make a Hermon Kane movie?
howard:
The Hermon came biopic
franklin:
I don't know,
howard:
Let me see.
franklin:
So I can't find anything off the bed, so I'm not going to go from port to C. The Hermon Cane story came
howard:
Oh, it's
franklin:
out.
howard:
a document.
franklin:
Oh, damn, that's wag.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
that's
howard:
this is the true story of hurtin
franklin:
It's on
howard:
Kane.
franklin:
Toby.
howard:
Oh, it's got to be on Toby Man.
franklin:
True story.
howard:
I've been watching a lot of Toby lately.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I guess when Shakespeare asked the question, you said T. B.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Geltwenfour. Hey, I got the Lego skyline.
franklin:
You got the Lego skyline,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Bert's got the Lego Dodge Charger,
howard:
yeah, I got that too, brother.
franklin:
Really
howard:
Yeah, I got both of them and they're
franklin:
Of
howard:
No,
franklin:
kidding?
howard:
I'm not. That's cool.
franklin:
No,
howard:
dude.
franklin:
that is cool. That's legit
howard:
I got.
franklin:
cool.
howard:
I got Im on the same shelf as the rest of my Marvel stuff because I consider those two super heroes.
franklin:
Oh, they are
howard:
A lot of people wouldn't say that That's like. No, they're just men When I say Are they men or the legends
franklin:
No legends,
howard:
that I marvel legends?
franklin:
Man, you know, you brought up something the other day that I want. you brought up a point that I never had thought of before again. This is on the discord. I'm not trying to plug the discord here. I don't. I still don't like. I still like chat rooms.
howard:
You don't like the discord?
franklin:
I don't
howard:
We know
franklin:
like. I don't like having to catch up on ship, and I
howard:
You
franklin:
just
howard:
don't have to. you. just get in and get going wherever
franklin:
It feels
howard:
it is.
franklin:
selfish when I feel selfish on it.
howard:
Well, it's selfish when you do it,
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
but for our listeners you don't have to feel that way.
franklin:
I feel selfish. I'm just like. Oh, do I have to ask them all about their day or something?
howard:
You just say. Oh, you know what I hate is when you pin a little bit drips down your pants.
franklin:
You know. I've learned to accept that.
howard:
It's not that bad.
franklin:
Really, you know, like what am I gonna do? Wait an extra like minute or get
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
a drop a piss on my briefs.
howard:
yeah. oh, I'm going to just keep shaking up and forth back and down.
franklin:
Look good, Charlotte said, That's jacking off. I disagree. Me flinging my dick around so every last drop is out is not me beating off Good Charlotte.
howard:
No,
franklin:
Sorry,
howard:
no,
franklin:
Benjie and Jowl
howard:
yeah, and all the rest,
franklin:
and the other and Mark
howard:
Mark
franklin:
Madden,
howard:
H. H. Madden football,
franklin:
So I want to get back to my point. Here. you
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
talked about how the most grotesque thing a person can do is basically fuck in front of people, like, not like a swingers club type situation, Like somebody's at a party and somebody's getting sucked off. And like you know whether you're
howard:
Oh
franklin:
like
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
it or not, that's just what it is. And you,
howard:
yeah.
franklin:
you
howard:
that's
franklin:
got you got to deal
howard:
so
franklin:
with
howard:
gross.
franklin:
it. It
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
is really gross. I never thought about that is like the most vile thing.
howard:
Yeah, I mean because you're subjecting somebody to it
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
whether or not they like it, which is messed up. And also, you know, there's a few things that I don't believe you should do in front of any other people. One of
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
them's poop.
franklin:
yes,
howard:
one of them's eat.
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
another one is have Sex.
franklin:
You know whatever works for you. But as long as everybody is cool with
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you doing that there,
howard:
I don't think a lot of people are cool with it. I think a lot of people are like. Well, I guess this is what I got to. You know what I got to deal with here?
franklin:
Yeah, like if somebody is getting like, But this brings us back to that old talking point about the person who funked at the Yoklandays game.
howard:
Yeah, well, that was different
franklin:
But they
howard:
because
franklin:
were in
howard:
that.
franklin:
the cheap seats and like private is.
howard:
Yeah, it's not like you were just in a hotel room with them
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
right.
franklin:
that's right. Yeah, exactly exactly. I think it makes. I guess the point is like wrestlers probably do that shot, do that ship, and it's just like they really are the gross people. Then
howard:
Yeah, wrestlers are the grossest people. We're not going to name names of who's done this evil deed,
franklin:
Yes,
howard:
but
franklin:
no, no, no, no, or not
howard:
we all know who it was.
franklin:
All right. All right right right now, you've been making friends with some wrestlers lately, though
howard:
Yeah, I've been. that's all right. I've been making a lot of friends all the rest. Yeah, and I've been talking about boobies
franklin:
M,
howard:
with them.
franklin:
hm,
howard:
I've been talking about. you know, grown up stuff
franklin:
Grown up stuff till nothing wrong with that,
howard:
Boobies.
franklin:
John. I. To now the context, John Sina set that in
howard:
I bet it was cool. I bet he was like. You know what s like you don't like when a guy as a jerk. Well, you know what I like movies,
franklin:
Movies.
howard:
Damp
franklin:
That's
howard:
damp.
franklin:
when Billy Gun comes out and goes not so fast. Jack.
howard:
Yeah, you know what I do like.
franklin:
Anyways, so big man, we have traditions here in the king size bed, don't we? Uncle Howard?
howard:
Yes, Daddy.
franklin:
And what is that? I'm going to pull it up Yea
howard:
That's cool.
franklin:
every night. Me and Uncle Howard loved to pop in a nice v h. S tape of the talented M. Ripley. But underneath
howard:
Hm.
franklin:
that talented R. Ripley cover is a bit of corn.
howard:
It's a good movie.
franklin:
Yeah, it's
howard:
Yeh,
franklin:
a good way.
howard:
We were in a hotel room. We say hey, Everybody, come on over. We're gonna have a good time and then we make um, watch porno
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
in the hotel.
franklin:
that's just as vile. You
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
never been to a party at somebody. put on porno.
howard:
No, but I, once, I once was at a. I was once just hanging out with some guy and he was like he went to watch this video. So my computer and I was like, I guess what is it, And then it was just like a chick sucking of. like Dude, I'm not watching this. I just left the room.
franklin:
It was him getting sucked off.
howard:
Yeah, I was like dude. No, this was sucked up
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
like.
franklin:
like you're showing me your dick.
howard:
Yeah, I was like Dude. I don't want to see you now. No,
franklin:
Um,
howard:
Yeah, I was was.
franklin:
hm,
howard:
You know what I did? I was like.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
No, but I was like that's weird dude.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Like
franklin:
that that is weird. that
howard:
I
franklin:
is.
howard:
let him know I said Brother. That's weird.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
That's weird stuff.
franklin:
Uh,
howard:
No, I didn't want to share because I said Obviously, you dick. I'll never shake
franklin:
uh,
howard:
the hand of a man whose dick I've seen unless it's Seth Rollins.
franklin:
Oh, yes, that gray. I can't say. I sat down and watched porno for group of people. I don't really know what that accomplishes.
howard:
That's none of my business.
franklin:
That's what. do you even do your critique?
howard:
Yeah, you're like nice, nice thrusting, but you need a little more
franklin:
Oh,
howard:
side to side.
franklin:
like either critique or you jerk it.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Neither one sounds great to be. Yeah,
howard:
yeah, I didn't know. I did. he want me to jerk it like. Hello, dude.
franklin:
So
howard:
that's
franklin:
dude,
howard:
that. It's cool. I didn't think it was the cream of the crop at all. Be honest with you.
franklin:
I forgot to pick a movie.
howard:
Well, let me pick a move for you.
franklin:
Okay Does is does it start angelot asset?
howard:
Yeah, it stars Angel Basset.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Its stars. Um, uh, Everett Ross.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
It's stars. Julia Louis drips.
franklin:
Oh, this is probably funny.
howard:
Yeah, it very funny. it stars. no more.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I've ably
howard:
this.
franklin:
seen one movie he's in
howard:
Yeah, well, this is a great wine that he's an. It's
franklin:
M.
howard:
called Black Panther to Ondo forever and Brother, This is one of the best movies you'll ever see.
franklin:
Oh man, I can't wait.
howard:
Uh, huh.
franklin:
you know, you know. sometimes you got to let a movie simmer
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you. Maybe we can forever is one. I got to let simmer.
howard:
Yeah, because me might know, I've understood everything that happened. It the first time.
franklin:
I definitely did not because I fall asleep. I didn't understand Ship, and I went to bed.
howard:
Yeah, and you, when you woke up, you had a dream that you understood what happened right.
franklin:
I did and I don't think I liked it, so
howard:
Maybe you need to watch it again
franklin:
I think that's what I'm going to do. But you know what. I do, Have a movie because you know
howard:
All
franklin:
and
howard:
right.
franklin:
I know this. We don't have any rules with this, but um, I pick it was. actually, it's not a movie. Okay,
howard:
H.
franklin:
it's actually chapter seventeen of something.
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
Yeah, you like the sound of that.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Chapter seven, You probably think it's a book.
howard:
It must be.
franklin:
Yeah, it is. Well, it's chapter seventeen, The aposte from the Mandelaria,
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
that is a book.
franklin:
it's a book. A damn good book.
howard:
Yeah, because that's smart.
franklin:
Okay, so
howard:
Now, what do you think about the apostate
franklin:
So here's my thing and started off with a bunch of Mandilarians fighting off the giant
howard:
Alligator?
franklin:
turtle turtle Alegalor monster.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Here's the thing when
howard:
I
franklin:
you
howard:
was
franklin:
have
howard:
on its
franklin:
that.
howard:
side.
franklin:
What's that
howard:
I was on its side.
franklin:
Kind of right
howard:
Yeah, I didn't do anything.
franklin:
it? You didn't do anything like they're in his pool.
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
So my thing is when you have one man to Lorian, it looks bad ass.
howard:
Yeah, when
franklin:
When
howard:
you've
franklin:
you have.
howard:
got a bunch of
franklin:
They don't look as cool all of a sudden.
howard:
no, Yeah,
franklin:
It doesn't look as
howard:
okay,
franklin:
cool.
howard:
a bunch of mandalorians get it.
franklin:
Yeah, yeah, so I enjoyed the episode. I loved all the baboo frick. you know,
howard:
They were cute. they
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
were funny.
franklin:
yeah,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
uh, but I got to see it was too short. man.
howard:
It was
franklin:
They coming
howard:
too
franklin:
off
howard:
short.
franklin:
by the balls here, Man.
howard:
Yeah, hey and there's two things I don't cut off for anybody, my balls and my mandolarian.
franklin:
Yeah, so it was dope. It was. do want o see the dark Saber?
howard:
Yeah, I'm ready to see you know. a good hour, two and a half
franklin:
Oh
howard:
three
franklin:
yes,
howard:
hour episode.
franklin:
yeah, also bocatan. why is she depressed
howard:
Why are you so sad for Bokatan?
franklin:
You?
howard:
What's your problem?
franklin:
I broke this news the other day, but Tim Meadows is going to be on the Mandolorian.
howard:
No shit.
franklin:
How do you feel about that?
howard:
I love it, man, I love timettos.
franklin:
One step closer to Chris ka Tan.
howard:
Yeah, timettos.
franklin:
Do
howard:
that's what I call them.
franklin:
you call him Tomettos?
howard:
Yeah, timettos.
franklin:
I guess that works.
howard:
Uh,
franklin:
It's just
howard:
uh,
franklin:
you put it in one word.
howard:
Yeah, Like tomato, tomato. You say tomato. I sit tomatos.
franklin:
Oh gosh, I look forward to what he does because you know he's gonna be hilarious no matter what
howard:
Yeah, he is funny.
franklin:
My concern is. if they haven't played a myth roll, that character is only played by canceled people, Jeff Garland
howard:
M. hm.
franklin:
and Horatio Sands,
howard:
Yep,
franklin:
So
howard:
I love sons.
franklin:
I don't know about that Sands member. I don't know about that.
howard:
I might love sons.
franklin:
That's better. that's better. Oh
howard:
Oh
franklin:
lord,
howard:
yeah, that sounds like a pretty pretty cool movie. I actually, I saw it and I got to say there was something that I really loved and that was seeing grief cargo wearing a cape.
franklin:
Yes, and those two droits
howard:
Yep, carrying us cap around.
franklin:
Man, and they thought he went soft.
howard:
No, They thought he forgot. You know, it's like that Bugs Bunny. Me where it says Lord, forgive me, but I'm about to go back to the old man.
franklin:
That was grief cargo there.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I don't like. I don't care about this. Actually, the fucking bad aliens, or like
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
all, look like they were from the Book of Boabafet.
howard:
Yeah, but I mean a lot of aliens look that way. That's just history.
franklin:
No, I understand that like I don't need to make them. just this. You know, this big thing like their leader is very Davie Jones like
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
you know. So
howard:
beautiful.
franklin:
Yes, what was his name?
howard:
Oh, I can remember it so easily,
franklin:
Gore, An
howard:
but
franklin:
Gorn,
howard:
Gory and dray,
franklin:
growing Goren shard
howard:
Yeah, glory and shard,
franklin:
Sounds like somebody that Zach Brat should have played.
howard:
I would love to see Zachbraff in this.
franklin:
Well. You already saw him in sucking Kanobi dick head.
howard:
Who is he in Cameo?
franklin:
Wow, look at this, the fucking ultimate cenoby fan.
howard:
Yeah, I don't remember.
franklin:
You don't
howard:
That's
franklin:
remember?
howard:
not my fault. I don't member. It's not my fault.
franklin:
It's not your. It's not your fault.
howard:
It's not my fault.
franklin:
It's yeah, it's not your fault. Your regular Gordon shard right now.
howard:
Uh
franklin:
he played
howard:
h.
franklin:
the fucking snitch that picked up Layankanobi from that California looking planet
howard:
Oh, yeah, that's all right,
franklin:
That was Zachbraf.
howard:
Zach, brat
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
because he was acting like a child.
franklin:
Yeah, it was a snitch.
howard:
Yeah, what a loser.
franklin:
Did you? I want to get into speaking of Zach Brat, You hear John Morant beat up, allegedly beat up a seventeen year old.
howard:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's none of one's business.
franklin:
Yeah, but Zac brat did beat up a twelve year old.
howard:
Yeah, and that was no one's business either.
franklin:
I'll come on.
howard:
Yeah, that was cool.
franklin:
That was cool.
howard:
Yeah, sometimes you got to beat up a child to be a big man.
franklin:
I
howard:
You
franklin:
don't
howard:
know
franklin:
know
howard:
what I'm
franklin:
about
howard:
saying?
franklin:
that. I don't know about that man.
howard:
That's what big men do.
franklin:
That was
howard:
Uh,
franklin:
Zach Brabseen,
howard:
uh,
franklin:
twelve year old.
howard:
M.
franklin:
Scratch it keen, his car.
howard:
That was a messed up thing for a twelve year old to do. You'd be happy if you saw that
franklin:
I wouldn't really give a ship. I mean, I wunt
howard:
You.
franklin:
be happy.
howard:
You okay? that's not. it's not. it's not personal.
franklin:
Fucking eight second clips. dude, that one's getting to the graveyard.
howard:
I didn't make that wine either. Your move, yelling at me here,
franklin:
You didn't make any of these. Let's make that clear.
howard:
I made a lot of them.
franklin:
You made a lot of them. You uploaded
howard:
I made a lot
franklin:
them.
howard:
of them happen. I uploaded them.
franklin:
You uploodyou.
howard:
I asked for somebody to make them
franklin:
begged Champ. And then it happened,
howard:
And then I did it.
franklin:
You didn't make them.
howard:
I'm a man of my word, and my word is bond.
franklin:
Come on, Is it not working? Now?
howard:
Well, like I do now you're humiliated.
franklin:
I was going to play How bizarre to.
howard:
Yeah, Give it a chance that might come back.
franklin:
Yeah, Well, either way, so that's my movie. H.
howard:
Great movie.
franklin:
But it is crazy that Zack Brat did exactly what John Morant did, basically potentially allegedly.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
And that's that's okay.
howard:
Well, and they both got sneakers from Naki out of it.
franklin:
The z, B ones
howard:
Yeah, the c B ones, man,
franklin:
Z was
howard:
Yeahtiptoing, in my Z breeze,
franklin:
You see, free man.
howard:
yea,
franklin:
They're like the royal monarchs,
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
the air monarchs Just,
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
but they're like way more foamy and blocky
howard:
Well, that sounds like a good movie I can't wait to watch at Episode seventeen of the
franklin:
Chapter.
howard:
man, Mango, Idiot,
franklin:
Chapter seventeen, The apostate,
howard:
Yeah, chapter seventeen Of Crazy from the heat,
franklin:
Yeah, he doesn't have chapters. just sections.
howard:
You can't Chapter a man like
franklin:
No,
howard:
that,
franklin:
you can't.
howard:
Well, I'm excited to watch this. We Franka, I picked an excited movie with Robert Lose
franklin:
How do you spell that?
howard:
Lo, Josiah.
franklin:
There's a joke from Family Guy where he does. Yes, My name is Robert Logia, And then like an you spell and he goes Yes, as an Robert Logia, Oh, as an. Oh, my God, that's Robert Loa and goes through every letter
howard:
Oh, family guy
franklin:
That's knowbutpodcast. Board is hell right now. Watch it, Family Guy on my phone.
howard:
Man, I don't. I don't do. No family guy.
franklin:
No,
howard:
No, I'm not. I'm not a family guy. I'm not a family man.
franklin:
You're a Cleveland show.
howard:
Yeah, well, one little episode of Cleveland show ain't going to hurt
franklin:
Uh,
howard:
Right.
franklin:
yeah.
howard:
Um, so yeah, this movies got Robert Logia. He's playing an old. He's a school principle and he's had a principle for fancy rich kids.
franklin:
Oh God, I hate this. I hate these rich
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
kids.
howard:
but but the kids are bad bad kids and he's got to get him in shape, so it's kind
franklin:
M.
howard:
of like an opposite kind of thing, like dangerous minds where it's a teacher. to you know, bad school where the kids are good. This is a good school where the kids are bad.
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
And and as a result, what happens is all these kids are really bad. The teachers are bad. the parents are bad, Robert Log used to be hard, Ard, No, s New York City detective, and then you became a principal and you go here and you can't believe how battle these kids are And he's like I'm going to shape you guys up and whip you into shape.
franklin:
This is Robert Lose.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
So who's
howard:
he's like,
franklin:
who are the kids? Like the coda fanning, and like Timothy
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Shalam,
howard:
it's Dakota Fanings in there. You've got. what's her name? The little the little I heard
franklin:
Sorry.
howard:
that the little shop lifter, Wenona writers, one of the kids, too.
franklin:
Sorry,
howard:
Um, let's see who else we got in there as a kid. Brendon Fraser is a kid.
franklin:
Some friend in for the whale
howard:
Yeah, Fraser, the whales, one of the kids. and it's I mean, this is a great great movie
franklin:
And these,
howard:
there.
franklin:
and like some bad apples, you Robert Losais, not having any of that
howard:
No, I mean Robert. los. S. He's pretty mad about what's going on, but he's He understands that he's over his head. So he's the parents are like the real villains, though, Because the kids don't know anything, That's just burning, Fraser, Nataly Portman and all the rest
franklin:
As
howard:
running
franklin:
kids,
howard:
around being children. Well, they're young looking folks
franklin:
Yhat'sethat's,
howard:
compared to Robert Lowe, and ye.
franklin:
That's a good strategy to make people seem
howard:
Uh.
franklin:
like,
howard:
huh.
franklin:
like, like the nine o two one o, people like they're in their thirties and like, Yeah, Yeah, Robert Loge playing their principal. They're going to and look like they're nineteen eighteen.
howard:
Exactly so. Yeah, So the parents are like Robert Patrick. one of the main parents.
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
I was the
franklin:
Robert.
howard:
one thousand.
franklin:
Yes, yes, yes, from
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He
franklin:
the
howard:
was
franklin:
mems.
howard:
also in the marine.
franklin:
No ship,
howard:
Yeah, John Sina is one of the teachers
franklin:
Of course,
howard:
and he's like,
franklin:
does he dance like In a
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
thong?
howard:
he does. He does a crazy dance.
franklin:
That's a crazy dance. she's like.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Yeah, I am a muscular guy, but I could still dance
howard:
This movie is called G. P. A, but it stands for grand. You know, it stands for Grandpa's assault,
franklin:
Mhmgotcha,
howard:
because Robert Lowe is a grandfather and he beats up all these kids.
franklin:
I see.
howard:
That's another reason you had to have the the kids played by adults Because he beats the ship out of him so much
franklin:
M.
howard:
that I would feel
franklin:
Hm.
howard:
uncomfortable, Was like an actual team.
franklin:
God that makes sense.
howard:
Yeah, that's why
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
it's port
franklin:
seeing
howard:
man
franklin:
a
howard:
and writer.
franklin:
Yeah, seeing a child get pummled could be a big jarring. You know.
howard:
Yeah, but if it's an adult who says they're a child, then you're kind of like. Well, you kind of deserve it. You're not even a child.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
James Marsden's one of the kids.
franklin:
God, he's almost fifty now.
howard:
Yeah, let's see who else Paul Red is one of the kids.
franklin:
Oh, he never ages.
howard:
No, he never us, Tom, Tom crews, Tim timettos, Tim gun, All of them shot gun.
franklin:
Make it work.
howard:
So this is a really good movie and I think we were all going to enjoy watching it.
franklin:
G. P. a great
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
positive ass.
howard:
great positive ass. I heard a negative. Ask. what about you?
franklin:
What's that
howard:
a negative ass?
franklin:
A negative? Ask? what do you mean
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
by that?
howard:
it's an ass that goes in.
franklin:
No, that sounds awful.
howard:
Yeah, not as awful. I guess as it could be, some parts of your ass should go in.
franklin:
Is this more of your anti poop nonsense?
howard:
Uh, yeah, I hate poop.
franklin:
Hey, pop, you hate shipping
howard:
You're it. I love what happens after you poop, but I hate the process of pooping.
franklin:
Gotcha I think that's the most ridiculous thing. It's one of the few you know gifts you get in life. Man,
howard:
No,
franklin:
taking a, I mean, I'm not gonna not gonna go into this. I don't. It's grotesque.
howard:
And this is vulgar.
franklin:
I apologize. That's on me.
howard:
What are you? Some kind of some sort of lousy jerk?
franklin:
No trying to get. I'm trying to get the wax pack going.
howard:
Okay? what about poop? Everybody?
franklin:
What about ship? everybody
howard:
He? You ever been shipping down at the? You've been working at your construction job. Pooping,
franklin:
Beetle juice? Well, the last time you took a ship in a toilet,
howard:
Oh man. that's just nasty.
franklin:
I don't said this countless of times on the show but him disavowing the wax pack as if they're not like, as if he wasn't associated with them at all, Like those are your people, dude.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Stop.
howard:
yeah, he was like. I don't know. those guys don't like him. I don't associate
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
with him.
franklin:
I guess I'd feel the same way
howard:
Uh,
franklin:
like Dean
howard:
uh,
franklin:
or something. Funny thing, stupid,
howard:
Yeah, Like never met the guy.
franklin:
Never met the guy. I was partly was identified as a bed head who.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Now, Oh yes, that rogue affiligrew, that
howard:
Dean
franklin:
rogue
howard:
is
franklin:
group
howard:
kind of like our beetle juice.
franklin:
O, That
howard:
It's not that funny.
franklin:
No, Jeff Jere, hasn't fucking nailed them for Guitaria.
howard:
He will.
franklin:
Hey, this is his world.
howard:
Oh, I can't wait. He's going to be the new attack team champion
franklin:
I
howard:
Man.
franklin:
promise you, little guy. you're going to see Jeff Garret win a W. gold before the year
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
is over.
howard:
and you're going to see Jeff Arent balls?
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
I'd love to see his bat.
howard:
I would love to see Jeff Jarrett's balls. You don't even know?
franklin:
H. God, well, we have questions, don't we, big man?
howard:
Yeah, I guess so let's take a look
franklin:
Let's
howard:
here.
franklin:
take a look. We got the questions. You got some answers?
howard:
We're so excited for these
franklin:
I love
howard:
questions,
franklin:
the questions. I love love. I'm reading these questions right now. The thank you so
howard:
Peter
franklin:
much
howard:
Griffin,
franklin:
this won't fit at all. It's erect
howard:
Um,
franklin:
Bad, plenty of company.
howard:
stop this.
franklin:
Okay, kay, relax.
howard:
I'm pissed off.
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
All
franklin:
get
howard:
right.
franklin:
to a question that I'm
howard:
All
franklin:
sorry,
howard:
right. Here's the questions from the doctor. He says, What are your favorite black comedies? I think he means Like a comedy That's like Got a real. You know, scary down, negative tone,
franklin:
Okay,
howard:
right
franklin:
I don't know.
howard:
like office space where they go to jail.
franklin:
They don't go to jail in office space, do they?
howard:
Um,
franklin:
I thought they just beat up the printer at the end.
howard:
No, I don't know. Actually, he doesn't go to jail because he works as a construction worker anyway. that's my answer
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
because he could have just sent emails all day and decked around.
franklin:
Yeah, yeah, I mean
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
again,
howard:
got a life office space
franklin:
you know. he's saying black comedies here like, I don't know if he means like that or if he's just like you know, talking about comedies with predominantly black
howard:
Like
franklin:
cast.
howard:
C. B Four.
franklin:
Yeah, like, but also like then, in that case
howard:
There's probably
franklin:
like,
howard:
a movie that's both
franklin:
but then like
howard:
right.
franklin:
in that case like, I can't say. Blue Streak is is a black comedy because it has S Luke Wilson, just getting everything all all white here.
howard:
Yeah, I guess this is impossible to answer question.
franklin:
This is
howard:
Dock.
franklin:
impossible to answer question here, Man like you know, like
howard:
Who?
franklin:
Don't look up is considered a dark comedy.
howard:
Yeah, but it's not much of a comedy
franklin:
It ain't much of a comedy here, I mean, so I don't know where you're trying to ask me here. Do
howard:
But
franklin:
make yourself.
howard:
this is some gotcha journalism.
franklin:
This is some gotcha fucking like. Yeah, dude, you know, give it to me straight dock.
howard:
Yeah, dark.
franklin:
Yeah, yeah, he loves. He loves to do some docking. doesn't he?
howard:
Yeah, he loves. What does a doctor of again? I can't
franklin:
Dick's
howard:
remember.
franklin:
like.
howard:
that's right.
franklin:
there we go. Oh, I don't even know. We kind of answered this question already. which of the Avengers
howard:
Which.
franklin:
is probably races?
howard:
Yeah, Drew. Ig
franklin:
Drug.
howard:
Probably Yeah, it's got to be Treig.
franklin:
We got one that we missed up here.
howard:
What's that? Oh, do we like employe of the month or good luck, Chuck? Better,
franklin:
Have you seen these?
howard:
I haven't seen either, so neither.
franklin:
I saw a good luck, Chuck, and there is a lady at the end credit with the third boob,
howard:
Oh, my third boob.
franklin:
A third food. I saw good luck, Chuck, So I guess I have to say, I tried to watch an employe the month in Comedy Central multiple times and
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
did not care for it.
howard:
You know, so as I think the third boob is Um,
franklin:
Dean.
howard:
den. Yeah, what a boob.
franklin:
M. So
howard:
A.
franklin:
more questions here.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
what animal do you think has the best smelling Anas? This is from Mason.
howard:
Yeah, thanks, Mason.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
it's It's probably probably. it's hard to answer because I think a lot of them. probably a pretty good smelling. I said. Probably like some kind of fish because it's so clean as soon as your poop. it just gets washed away.
franklin:
Yeah, that's a good. That's a really good answer. Right like a bear, Acota,
howard:
Yeah, Baricudaans is probably pretty sweet
franklin:
Mhmyehyeah,
howard:
to the snows.
franklin:
I like it good answer.
howard:
Yeah, Yeah, John says, Is there ever enough a P. I? That was something we talked about yesterday. I don't remember what it was about,
franklin:
P. I
howard:
so
franklin:
was that thing with the photos not working.
howard:
I honestly don't recall,
franklin:
Don't recall.
howard:
so I'll say yes, there
franklin:
M.
howard:
is, but there wasn't yesterday.
franklin:
If it got a good joke from Stephen a Smith, then I think that's all you can ask for.
howard:
Yeah, if Stephen is happy, I'm happy,
franklin:
He's happy. I'm happy with it.
howard:
and then the good doctor. We've talked about him before. he's a very gifted doctor.
franklin:
Oh
howard:
every
franklin:
yeah,
howard:
patient, every patient who leaves his office leaves with a smile on their face.
franklin:
He's saying. What are you hoping to see at the Oscar's on Sunday dresses awards bits?
howard:
Well, I hope to God we see some references to win. Will Smith slept Chris Rock, because I'm not tired of that
franklin:
Oh, That s goin to be funny.
howard:
Funny stuff
franklin:
That
howard:
right
franklin:
would have
howard:
there.
franklin:
been good
howard:
For
franklin:
at the
howard:
sure.
franklin:
V. M. Did they still have those?
howard:
Yeah, I think so. I think they got the Kids Choice awards. Mack said he was watching the Kids Choice Awards and it was all his like Judy Denton Ship was winning awards.
franklin:
That's awesome. You
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
know what? It's time to give these kids some competition, man,
howard:
Yeah, hey, how about Julie Dinch? wins an award for once in her life,
franklin:
You know. Ah, like let let them let, fucking
howard:
Let them come.
franklin:
let Miranda Cosgrowh compete with Helen Miran. You know well,
howard:
Yeah.
franklin:
I'm sorry. you know. you know you can't
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
compete.
howard:
does that hurt your feelings, Millennials?
franklin:
Yeah, hey, why don't you flog about this?
howard:
Yeah, I hear, don't you tick. talk about it.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
Oh young people. what do they know? Man,
franklin:
Ah, well, you know me. I am. I am a noted respected member of the fashion community.
howard:
Hm,
franklin:
You can't take that away from me,
howard:
I would never take that away from you and I'm sure you've got something to follow up with that about right.
franklin:
But wow, Ow. I was
howard:
Hm.
franklin:
going to say that, Of course, I'm looking forward to all the fashion
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
that these
howard:
of course,
franklin:
people are
howard:
yeah,
franklin:
ripping off from fucking night openings.
howard:
Yeah, that's right. You're going to see a lot of people dress like Jack Nicholson circa nineteen ninety four.
franklin:
You know, I got a message on there and this is a shoot, brother.
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Somebody said they were working on the weekend. H. B. O show A right, you know the weekend.
howard:
Uh, yeah, it's Saturday Sunday.
franklin:
No, the weekend.
howard:
Oh, like a weakened person
franklin:
Oh
howard:
like they lost some strength.
franklin:
God, well, that guy showed the weekend that. I guess somebody on the fucking staff gave email and fucking send text messages of a mood board with all the night openings fashion and they said, Channel this energy for the like to the extras. Basically, you know,
howard:
Oh
franklin:
I don't understand the purpose. The extras don't bring the clothing. the
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
costume
howard:
hey,
franklin:
designer.
howard:
extras. here's some extra work for you guys.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
You
franklin:
I
howard:
get
franklin:
know.
howard:
paid fifty bucks to stand around for ten hours
franklin:
No, that's up to the costume designer or whoever, the funk. But you know I
howard:
If
franklin:
want
howard:
I'm
franklin:
to
howard:
an extra and someone says Okay, here's the job you got to do. I'm telling you, fuck your own face. Pale.
franklin:
Who do you think you are there, Man, the guy from Tropic Thunder Man,
howard:
Yeah, I'm saying, take a good step back. Get a running start. Fuck
franklin:
Fuckerng,
howard:
your own face. Yeah, that guy is funny. I don't ever see that guy in any other movies.
franklin:
Less gross man,
howard:
Yeah, what else has he done?
franklin:
less gross man. I know, man,
howard:
It? Less gris, more
franklin:
H
howard:
more class.
franklin:
r. classman, So yeah, an the fashion. I want to see who's ripping off my fucking page and not giving me a goddamn ounce of credit or mula. You know,
howard:
Yeah, you don't get a lot of M, La, but I wish you did.
franklin:
You would think you would think there would be some way I can get some scratch for posting
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
a photo from Getty images.
howard:
a little bit of Daddy's medicine.
franklin:
Yeah, I didn't mean to sound off.
howard:
No, I love it, man. I think your your grievances are legitimate and I think you deserve money and I think I deserve some of your money.
franklin:
I don't know about that last part.
howard:
I, uh, I think, though it was really messed up, how Will Smith slapped Chris Rock?
franklin:
Yeah, is that what you're looking forward to that being resolved? A handshake
howard:
I'd like to see. I know Will Smith isn't allowed to go to the academy wards for ten years or whatever, But I'd like to see
franklin:
Nine more
howard:
a.
franklin:
left.
howard:
I'd like to see him apologize. I'd like to see a Per. via satellite.
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
He's in his living room and he still has to dress up wearing a toxcito. And then he has to apologize
franklin:
And
howard:
and
franklin:
no
howard:
say
franklin:
bottoms.
howard:
yeah, and he has to say my wife is bold.
franklin:
God, uh, yeah,
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
I like to. I like to see him there in a cap, is chair, much like Goron shard,
howard:
Yeah, I'd like to see him there and he is. He's showing the doctor how his job is done.
franklin:
M. M. Sorry, I'm still looking at this gore and short photos and Google images.
howard:
Man. what? What a night it's going to be. Though
franklin:
Oh yeah, why is that
howard:
Well because I'm going to be there.
franklin:
At the Oscar's
howard:
Yeah, I'm going to be at the Oscar's.
franklin:
De
howard:
I'm going to be taking off my panties.
franklin:
Present? In what
howard:
Uh h, my bottom.
franklin:
Were
howard:
Oh,
franklin:
you share in the stage with
howard:
Helen Marin, Jude Dence, Brendon Fraser
franklin:
Presenting the Award for Best supported Actor or
howard:
For best
franklin:
Helen Miran
howard:
bottom.
franklin:
treated Fraser, Uncle Howard,
howard:
Well, come on, we'll do a really funny little joke being like Hey, Judie Boy, you once played in, but I'm hungry for an Iman
franklin:
Don't get it.
howard:
Be a good joke.
franklin:
I don't play them.
howard:
No one ever understan Well because she, she was man in the Jams Bond series.
franklin:
Oh right right. Well, that's that's timely.
howard:
Yeah, people remember it.
franklin:
What they do.
howard:
Do you think Judy didn't just mad that Helen Mar got to be offense and furious?
franklin:
The old lady roles are really like.
howard:
They're competitive.
franklin:
Yeah, there's there's not a lot there, Man. like. What Like is George Castanzas? Mom still with us?
howard:
Ah, no, I still
franklin:
Yeah,
howard:
miran.
franklin:
but Doris Roberts is still alive, right
howard:
No, none of them are.
franklin:
The fuck?
howard:
It's dangerous out there, Brother.
franklin:
Yeah? I don't like. what about Peter Boyle? He's out of view. All right.
howard:
Yeah, easily, he's doing great.
franklin:
Yeah, it's this drinked
howard:
I hope so.
franklin:
Good. I'm glad
howard:
I hope it's great in heaven.
franklin:
I don't. I don't like Raymond. I thought that was a very boring show.
howard:
Yeah, it's everybody long, Raymond, To speak for yourself.
franklin:
Not me.
howard:
Yeah, I love him. He was all right. I guess
franklin:
I hated the show man.
howard:
Yeah. but I love Brad Garrett.
franklin:
I love Brad Garrett's comedy club in Las
howard:
Yeah,
franklin:
Vegas, Nevada.
howard:
yeah, Nevada and I love Brad Garrett. as a man.
franklin:
Yeah, I like Brad Gars. You think If Brett, you think Nate ever goes to the Los Vegas
howard:
No,
franklin:
to the
howard:
No, doesn't do anything. Dude,
franklin:
No, he goes out in the woods.
howard:
Poops his pants in the woods.
franklin:
M Fair enough.
howard:
Well, was this an episode or what?
franklin:
Hey, you call our show high,
howard:
You don't want to try again? See if it's back.
franklin:
Let me say it's not back.
howard:
Okay,
franklin:
Well, hold on, let me see. No, it's not back.
howard:
Oh, jees,
franklin:
Well, you
howard:
what.
franklin:
called our show. Hi,
howard:
So, guess what.
franklin:
Good bye.