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A headless maw keeps chomping long after it should have died. When the pac-man finally drops, the real diagnosis lands: Oren's eidolon bond is eating his lifespan. So naturally, the next move is to steal an airship.
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Give the rod a hundred dollars to f*** off.
It had to be more than just a regular platypus.
The damn thing was the size of four bears.
What's his name?
Did we ever ask it?
That's an excellent question, Orton.
I think that means he's happy.
I don't speak ooze.
Oh, great wonders high up yonder.
Let these butt cheeks clap like thunder!
It's time.
For another amazing episode of Rot Grime.
Yay!
Yes!
Welcome back, everyone.
I love your life.
Yeah, guy, yeah.
Like a New Yorker, yeah.
I'll say hi, everybody.
Welcome to another amazing episode of Rot Grime.
This is technically, we're still continuing off of an epic battle that we're going in for.
But of course, we just want you to know who the amazing players are who are going to be bringing you that battle.
Starting off with Odo.
Hello, it's me.
I'm Odo.
I'm bringing you Veena, the sylph swashbuckler.
And then we got Hulky.
That's me.
Hello, I'm Hulky Crow.
And as always, I will be playing the Kanrasu cleric.
Hello.
Hello.
We took your hero point away, by the way.
You were late.
Yeah, I know.
Good.
Thank you.
Smacks you.
No!
Gives you a kiss.
I'm really confused about our relationship dynamic, but okay.
You're welcome.
Here we go, speaker.
Hi, everybody.
I'm Speaker D and I play Ted Hazard, the wizard.
Then we got Erndel.
Hi, I'm Erndel.
Same as always, playing Baldrick, the human alchemist.
Here I am.
There I go.
The one who leads us through the hellscape is our Lester's Game Master, Thurston Hillman.
Greetings, traveler.
And of course, I am your host for this evening.
I am Zoran, the wizard, playing Oren, the Strix Summoner.
And of course, because it's a new Quotantation Marks of the Year session for us, but we're
still in the same combat sequence.
Thurston has granted us all a hero point, except Hokey.
Except Hokey.
Gotta stop shaming him.
Hold his hand.
He's gonna rebel.
Throw him.
You're overdoing it, Billy.
Dial him back.
Bring it in.
And so with that, we'll be basically continuing on with the epic battle that we have been going
in for.
So Thurston, if you could continue the beatings, we will.
The beatings?
Ken Hauser, it's your go.
Oh, God.
We're right into it.
Excellent.
Here to the point where, ah, ah, my battle music.
I told you to go, but even I wasn't prepared.
Well, you should have been prepared.
You are not prepared.
I wonder if he's gonna catch on for this.
You are not prepared.
What battle music do you guys want?
You know, because we did Banjo-Kazooie.
Can we get some Ska?
I have Stagecoat High, Steven Army, Lord of Bones can go pretty good.
Lord of Bones?
I love Bones.
We'll do the Bones.
We'll see how that works.
Take you to the Bones Zone.
Bones in here.
No, I don't want to go to the Bones Zone, actually.
No, I got a load of Bones going, you know.
It's like, wait.
Did you put an image of the stone wall?
Like, in between sessions?
Oh, we got images.
I did.
Oh, shit.
I got really fucking mad that I couldn't, like, tell what some of the templates were.
I must wonder if it's just by hyperfixation on these types of, because I could tell what
all the templates were, but I guess if someone blinked, they would just lose consciousness
of, like, what they would be.
Like, I knew, but it was like, I just was like, there were two visual elements, and I
just added them.
I was just, I was done, and I did it.
Right.
Type one of the music.
Okay, well, I'll fix it on the fly.
But of course, it is Tannhauser's turn.
Tannhauser's turn shall be quite quick.
I am going to open up my turn, and I am going to place my hand on my chest, and I am going
to siphon some of the magic out of my bonded singularity engine built into my armor, and
I'm going to use drain-bonded item.
Okay.
And I am going to get a casting of corrosive muck back, I think.
Actually, what do you think would be better?
Muck or blizzard?
I'm willing to hear it from my esteemed colleagues.
Do you want more puddles, or do you want big, blowing-up power shot?
I think AoE might be better in this situation, because if that...
Is the head, like, floating, Thurston?
The head is floating, yes.
That's only...
The muck's only going to hurt...
The muck's only going to affect one of them at that juncture.
Do you really know it?
All right, so in that case, I'm going to go ahead, and, uh...
I'm going...
No!
No!
That's not wise, because I can't howling blizzard normally!
I don't know why I even bothered asking you!
I'm taking corrosive muck back!
Uh-huh.
Um, and for my next trick, uh, I'm going to try and just climb this wall next to me.
And just get on top of it.
Okay.
Um...
Is that able to be done with my one remaining action?
Weren't you flying?
Oh, yeah!
Why am I even...
Yeah, I'm just gonna...
Oh, well, I'm underneath the wall now.
For himself, why not?
Yeah, yeah, here, here, here, here.
If you put how high up he's flying, he should go over the...
Yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
I think you were, uh...
You were up 20 feet, because that was how high that thing was.
Yeah, so...
Now that the thing's head is gone, surely I won't be getting hit every single turn for flying.
Right?
Right?
Right?
Oh, fuck.
Well, anyway, that's my turn.
Uh, excellent.
Go ahead, if I can be put upon the wall.
I don't know how.
I think it's because, um...
Yeah.
Because it's a template, it overrides, so let me do some magic characters.
Is it a tile or a template you put in?
It's a template that I put an image into.
If I put a tile in, it does a weird stretch thing that is a problem, so I will figure that out.
Yeah.
Okay, just tolerate it for now.
For now, just think of...
You are one of the wall.
I am one with the wall.
And I will pass turn to the horrible, uh, gelatinous monster.
Wallio.
Well, the headless, now headless body of the rotten beast rears back a black void that weeps liquid, um, thrashing about.
Could it not?
Uh, well, it could.
Could I be more polite about it, please?
It could.
We're having a battle.
Be respectful.
What's your offer?
Return this land.
Return this land.
It's going to fire a seed of unreality out.
No!
A what?
A home?
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
How about could that be?
That's what they call mine.
What?
Are you even older?
I'm killing you.
I'm killing you.
I'm older now.
I'm killing you with knives.
I'm a...
I'm a wizard.
I'm killing you with knives.
I can get everyone who isn't, isn't Tannhauser, I can get everyone who isn't Tannhauser, to give me the save I just dropped in, uh, in chat there.
Are you just going to do that to us?
Just alpha strike us?
Like, some, some battle tech asshole?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My Kodiak also rolled a 19.
Whoa!
Pretty good.
Why is it?
Oh, there.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Success.
Success.
Come on.
Success.
I keep trying to set it, but it's not...
There we go.
Oh, no, it got one of our healers.
Did get your healer.
So, yeah, unfortunately, as a summoner, in case you weren't trying to learn from this, when both of your duders get affected by it, even though Gorgormunger succeeded, you take the worst, unfortunately.
That applies to both of them.
So, uh, Oren, uh, for podcast lasers, hold up.
Podcast people might want to know what the rolls are.
Uh, Dana, what did you roll?
I rolled a 40.
Yeah, but you, because you're suddenly like, even because of that, you got a critical success.
And I got a critical success, indeed.
Gorgormunger rolled a 35.
That was a success.
Oren, unfortunately, rolled a 27.
That's a failure.
Uh, Rahua, what did you roll?
I rolled a 32.
Awesome.
And Baldrick rolled a...
Uh, I rolled a 34 in total.
Awesome.
And just, Chet, Chet, should I use my hero point of the day to re-roll Oren's 27 or potentially work, you know, suffer a gruesome fate?
Have Oren just explode by a rot mortar?
Well, how bad could it possibly be?
I mean, it could be really bad.
It could be really bad.
Yeah, this is also me delaying as I opened up my, uh, Google Sheet.
That was a lot of D6s we saw Thurston just kind of throw on the table.
Yeah, that's me pretty much saying, uh, like, delaying as I'm like, oh, let me get up my complication sheet real quick.
Maybe if you're staring down an orc shooting phase, yeah, maybe you should, uh, think about it.
Daka, Daka, Daka.
Yeah, we're about to get a rest, Daka.
Cast the jump.
Cast the seed.
God damn, that's a statement.
And once that's suffer, all right, I'm suffering.
Here we go.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Just so you know, Chet, if he dies, he doesn't come back.
I'm going to risk the seed.
Yeah, remember, we're not sponsored anymore.
If I die, I'm dead dead.
Okay.
We need Oren here.
Everyone's too miserable.
We need a NordVPN sponsor.
What are you talking about?
Baldrick is, Baldrick is much better now.
Baldrick?
No, Baldrick is much better.
Tannhauser is an angry, murderous man.
Vali is in deep depression.
Rahua would have to burden himself with pure lightness.
Without impossible tasks.
Oren is the heart of the party.
I'm going to be real with you, Chief.
I'm not going to lie about my emotions.
We're fucked.
Hell yeah, man.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Tosyn.
I know you can't hear me right now, but you should really use your hero point.
That's going to be 44 points of damage.
Oh.
Okay.
If you succeeded, which I think is everyone else.
Oh, Jesus Christy.
Take half, so Baldrick, you will take half.
Rahua, you will take half.
Oren, you will take full.
You are also, as this, and I will explain the full extent of it, you are also take 1d10 persistent rot damage.
Ooh.
Cool.
I puke.
Is that for all of us or just Oren?
Just the one who failed.
So just Oren.
Um, and so what happens is this, this thing, like, moves around, as I said, it stamps, it thrashes, and then it points to this black maw, and a single moat flies out.
Like a, maybe like an inch diameter ball of darkness flies out, and then it explodes like a nova, but it doesn't explode into, like, rot or any of those sorts of things.
It, it just explodes in a way that fractalizes the air and reality around it, and so each of you start seeing, like, the world as though it were a cracked mirror in various places.
Though for Oren, when you see that cracked mirror, uh, you see that it is oozing blackness in some places, and some of that ooze gets on you.
Um, Dina, you do backflip, and none of this affects you.
Um.
The most depressed backflip you've ever seen.
Damn right.
Uh, alright, so...
That is...
It's two actions.
And then for its third action...
Begins to trundle backwards away from you.
Stamping backwards.
The artillery is moving away.
Engage in a melee.
Um, kind of shaking the ground as it does so.
And that...
is the end of the rot cannons go.
Vina, you're up.
Okie dokie.
Um, well, I'm 15 feet in the air.
How far in the air is the head?
I-I-I don't know.
The head is floating just above ground, right?
Oh, just above ground.
So it's just kind of levitating.
Yep.
Alright.
Well, yep.
Um, might as well start getting rid of these things.
Um, so it's just above the ground.
So I'm gonna have to go, uh, um...
I'm gonna have to go here.
And then I'm gonna have to go down.
Can I use my...
I-I would have to be on the ground to tumble through, wouldn't I?
Um, like, you can tumble through it,
because you tumble through its space.
So it's just where it occupies.
Alright, so I will...
Okay, so I-I can tumble through to get down to its level
where I can hit it?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Okay, sick nasty.
Um, so I'm going to tumble through it.
And...
Boom.
Nice tricks, me.
Oh, yeah.
Throws that right.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
He's vomiting.
We can't do this shit again.
Alright, uh, so that will succeed.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
And I am now down to its level.
I'm gonna go...
here.
Make it a little harder for it to flank me,
but give my friends an opportunity to flank it if they want to.
Not that any of my friends want to be in melee.
But if they don't want to be in melee,
are they really your friends?
Gorgamonger will get in melee.
True.
Gorgamonger will get in melee,
and that's all that matters.
And, uh, final action.
I'm going to hit it with my sword.
Do it up.
Or at least attempt to.
Yeah!
Ooh, nice.
You're gonna hit it.
Very nice.
Hit the head.
I hit his head.
You can't play your attack move.
Uh, not exceptional, but not terrible.
25 points of damage.
Yes!
You slash across this thing
as it lets out this rending screech
from the unreality that is its, like,
non-existent throat.
Uh, tendrils of rot and
strange, like, clamping maws
shift about in response to your attack.
Oh.
Yucky.
All right.
I'm gonna...
Well, if I don't end my turn,
it means that the creature
can never take its turn.
So, um...
Checkmate.
That's my winning strategy.
Oh.
All right.
So what do we want to talk about, chat?
Probably Rahula's turn.
Yeah, that turn,
we're never gonna have.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, we have it now.
We have it now.
All right, Rahula.
You're up.
Ugh.
This is kind of a yucky one,
because I have to...
I'm slowed either way,
so I'm gonna lose some of my actions.
Uh, that's true.
But...
And...
Remind me,
how long am I slowed for, Thurston?
Uh, well...
It was a minute,
so this will be round two,
so you have eight more rounds of slow.
Oh, boy.
Conditions.
Yeah, and I can't...
Actually, would I...
No, it's a condition,
so yeah, I can't dispel magic that.
No.
I'll...
Okay.
That is fine.
Do I have any...
I could...
Actually, I...
I don't...
I was going to say
I'm not going to do something,
but...
Let me just quickly
check the range on you here.
The thought occurs to me.
What's real and what's for sale?
Uh, let's see.
Is Squirtemonger...
Where are you, Tanhauser?
Why can't you see you?
Because I'm underneath the wall.
Yeah, just graphics-wise,
he's technically above it.
If you can't go through it,
and you can't go through it,
and you can't knock it down,
you know that you found the wall.
What?
The wall.
What?
The wall.
Continue!
No man on earth can be on the wall.
There.
There.
You can see him.
There.
I've made invisible.
End of this.
End of this.
You made that joke so excruciating.
Man, I really, really
don't want to be slowed right now,
so I'm going to pick
literally all of my teammates,
and I am going to save you
the trouble of me doing nothing this turn.
I'm going to cast Lose Time Zero.
Whoa!
That changed the game, bro.
Rahua just reaches out to his-
To the end of my next turn,
everybody except for you,
Folly, I'm sorry,
you're too far away.
I don't know.
Rahua reaches out his fingers,
tugs upon your world lines
like a bowstring
and lets them fly back,
and you are quickened.
You just changed the game, my friend.
Yeah.
I lost the game.
We all get either one free movement,
one free stride,
or fly around or whatever.
Like, we get to just move for free,
or it allows us to do one strike,
like meleeing, something,
something like that.
So if you need a position
and still have the rest of your three actions,
like, this helps a lot.
For Lose Time Arrow,
this one specifically mentions
that you can only step or stride.
Yeah.
So just consider this
an additional bonus to your movement.
Yeah.
or a bonus move action.
All right.
I can't really go anywhere much right now,
but make the use of this, okay?
Yeah, you get it for yourself, too.
So in a way,
you now have one free movement
and one last action.
I think I...
I'm pretty sure I only get the movement
just because I'm still slowed.
With that,
does that counteract Quicken,
or do I go back to normal?
That's actually,
I'm not sure.
Quicken, I think,
only just gives you
the extra movement for that,
but otherwise,
you still lose an action
for, like, action-based actions.
That makes no sense,
but you should know
what I mean, I think.
Yeah.
You should be able to move,
at least.
In that case,
I am going to
quickly move up
my full movement.
5, 10, 15, 20.
I think the mucks
devote to rain.
Yes.
Still there?
Not if you fly!
That's true,
but I didn't do that
to myself yet,
so I'm just going to
go.
You will believe
a tree can fly.
I'll sit right on the edge,
and with that,
I will ask my turn.
The edge, the edge,
the edge, the edge.
Okay.
Always the edge,
never the coon.
Orin.
Shut up.
What?
Don't give him
any more attention.
He's doing this
for attention.
He was late,
and now he's doing this
for attention to distract.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, man!
You know what?
You're being bullied,
Hulky.
Have a hero point.
Hey!
He's going to win!
Mario always win!
He just made
the most game-changing play
he deserves back.
It was a tactical decision
to make him look
put upon by Thurston,
so Thurston gave him
a hero point.
Oh, yeah.
Erndo, my friend,
you, very bold of you,
and thank you for presuming
that I am that intelligent.
No, no, no,
that was,
I'm not giving you credit
for shit.
That was my job.
I don't know
when the fuck,
somebody take your turn!
Is it mine?
It shouldn't be.
No, it's mine.
It's Oren's.
I'll just let you guys
commentate.
Oren's going to spin
with his staff.
He will go,
he will do a
third-ranked heal.
Oops, sorry,
I picked the wrong heal.
Other variant.
There we go.
Basically, he is going
to heal himself,
because healing him
also heals
Gorgabunga.
Because I'm a sorcerer,
not a sorcerer,
a summoner,
basically,
like,
to kind of clarify
to everybody who's like,
ever like,
oh, how does this work?
I'll get the healing,
don't worry.
Basically,
I get to designate
with act together.
Either I can do
two actions,
and then my
idol link,
and then do
some other actions.
Or, in this case,
I've spent two actions
for this,
so Gorgabunga
can't do any
funny two-action stuff.
So, what he's
going to do,
I'm going to go,
all right, Gorgabunga,
I did two actions,
you get my other
two actions,
because you technically
get four actions
as a summoner.
So, Gorgabunga,
even with the
difficult terrain,
he's able to get
up to this thing.
I'm going to get him
kind of diagonal
this way.
So, he's still
flanking with
Veena,
because there's
a large monster
with that position,
and then Gorgabunga
is going to
bite the head
and just go,
rawr,
and just try to,
like,
bring it down.
He's like,
I actually,
do I want to
bite it?
Do I want to
trip it?
Because if I
trip it,
well, it'll still
stand up and
still do stuff.
We're trying to
DPS this thing
down.
He bites into it,
just rawr,
17 at a time
for a total of
38.
It is flanking.
Would a 40
be a crit,
Thirsten?
Uh, one sec.
One sec.
Pardon me.
For some reason,
it...
Yeah, it's
really not doing
the flanking thing
for some reason.
It's fine.
We can math it.
No, no, no, no,
no.
Um, so, uh,
no, you, you,
you would not
crit with the
extra plus two.
No, actually,
I was more
confused because
for whatever
reason, uh,
it had the
wrong name
of the token.
Okay, there you go.
Gotcha.
Um, yeah, no, no,
it still will
not crit,
but you'll hit.
Awesome.
Uh, so roll
2d8.
That's a 5
and a 3
for a total,
with a plus 7
for a total
of 15 points
of damage
as Gorgomers
is going
into this
thing.
Uh, and that
will be the
end of my
turn,
handing it to
the Flying
Spaghetti
Headmaster.
Unfortunately,
Oren will now
take that,
uh, rot
damage.
I take,
uh, 3 damage
from it.
I roll a recovery.
I fail by
rolling a 10.
Oh, that's
right.
Uh-oh.
Stay loaded.
Oren
Vobbid's like,
it's okay,
guys,
I'm going to
head.
No.
I told you
to have your
mouth closed.
That's a
buggy.
Ugh.
Suck here.
Oh, that's
sick.
Alright, so.
Don't look at
me.
I am not
doing anything
to you.
Oh, no.
It's going to
use the
shaman's
special spell,
Chain Lightning.
Bro, I didn't
do anything to
you.
I'm not part
of this fight.
Okay.
Hey, come on,
man.
Hey, come on.
What did
you just
have it do?
I have
shared.
I am.
I have
sharing in
chat what
it is
doing.
Fuck.
For podcast
listeners,
can you
explain it,
please?
It uses
the ability
Waka Waka.
It strides.
It passes
through creatures
of its size
or smaller
during this
movement,
and creatures
it passes
through in
this way
must give
a reflex
save.
Here's the
reflex save.
This will
apply to
Veena,
Gorgamunker,
and Rahua.
As the
mouth,
like,
sweeps up
over to
you,
Veena,
and then
flies down
towards the
rest of
the group,
just biting
in the air
everything in
its path.
I succeeded.
Of course,
I have a
Vazion.
I'm fast as
fuck.
Do,
do.
Aw,
that's a,
uh,
that's a
failure of
the 24.
Waka Waka
Waka Waka
Waka.
I'll save,
I'll save my
hero point.
All right,
we're,
uh,
eh,
that's not
much better.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Waka Waka
Waka Waka
Waka.
Not ideal,
suboptimal,
one might say.
So 25.
Are you
gonna,
are you gonna
use that
one hero point
I gave you
just for this?
Is this the
plan?
Thurston.
Why would you
phrase it like that?
Waka Waka
Waka Waka.
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna eat
this.
I'm gonna eat
this damage.
Yeah.
Or the damage
might eat you.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Speaker,
you're backing
up my Waka's.
I appreciate that.
Have a hero point.
What are you doing?
He's doing a bit.
Fun.
He's called
Fun.
He's having a good time.
Gorgamonga's gonna take
20 points of music damage.
Oh.
Ruhu is gonna take
20 points of damage.
And then for its last action,
um,
see this,
this,
this,
this,
this distended
maw of rot
remembers its former life.
It remembers
this brief moment
in its existence
when it was attached
to a body.
And when it was attached
to a body,
the last target
it saw at that point
who severed its head
from its body
with a mix
of many,
many bombs
was Baldrick.
So it will attempt
to bite you,
Baldrick.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Uh,
looks like that will hit.
And it will bite
into you
at the end
of its
long road
getting from there
to here
for 25
points of damage.
I will turn that off.
Sorry about that.
It's like,
uh,
yeah,
I'm just gonna have
to take your word
for that one.
There you go.
There,
I've revealed.
I've revealed.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No,
no,
no,
no,
my bad.
I just had it
set to a private
for someone else.
No,
I understand.
Cool.
There we go.
It bites into you.
So it is,
it is spread over
the party doing,
I don't know,
somewhere in the area
of like 70-ish
points of damage.
Nom,
nom,
nom,
nom,
nom,
nom,
nom,
we just need
to kill it
fast.
Got that.
So what I'm going
to do is I'm going
to take cover.
I'm going to use
take cover because
I'm under the assumption
that this wall here
is a wall.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Okay,
so in that case,
I'm going to use
the take cover action.
Okay.
Oh,
I got a switch on.
Increase your AC.
Yep,
yep,
yep.
One second.
I have to get the,
uh,
what,
what level of cover
would you say I'm in?
Um,
so this would be plus two,
so if you're taking cover
behind it,
I will give you the plus four.
So would that be
lesser standard or greater?
Uh,
so it would be standard
and then it would go to
greater when you take cover,
so you'll get plus four
from being behind.
So I click,
like,
when you greater for cover then?
Yeah.
Cool.
I am taking cover.
Uh,
can I throw something
while taking cover
or do I have to do that?
Yep,
absolutely.
Okay.
In that case,
I mean,
regardless,
like,
regardless,
like,
the order,
you can pick the order
that makes the most sense.
That's fine.
I just wanted to ask,
make sure,
because he's going to do this
to avoid getting ranged out.
Now the next thing
I'm going to do
is,
in order to make,
to facilitate killing
this thing,
I'm going to
draw and throw
my last potion,
my last bomb
that I had prepared,
which is a bottled lightning,
because we need to try
and do our best here.
Yeah.
Uh,
I'm going to...
And confirming the attack
would take you out of it,
so you would do
the attack first.
Okay,
so,
okay,
that's...
That's what I need to know.
Gotcha.
So I shall,
in whatever order,
I will just do that
and then take cover.
So I will throw...
draw and throw
bottled lightning.
Strike.
I have the right thing
targeted.
Yes.
Bazaar.
Go!
What was that noise?
Oh, good.
Critical noise.
Oh, also nat 1.
I'm going to re-roll that.
I'm not even going to play that.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
Hang on.
I need to check,
because I didn't use up my...
I didn't have to.
My complications was a...
Complimentation.
Yep.
I'm going to use my...
What complications
should I pick for this?
I'll look at that and...
Sorry.
Yes.
Oh, you're good.
One moment.
Oh, dear.
I didn't have
the complications table open.
Oh, I have Begora.
Oh, fight Begora.
Oh, fight Begora.
It's okay.
We got distracted
by talking about
certain people's
fucking CR rating.
It's true.
A little bit.
Uh, right.
Here we are.
So I'll...
So I'm going to re-roll that,
but I don't take
the complication, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to re-roll that
using a hero point.
Hero point.
That's much better.
Whoa!
Whoa, there we go.
That's just a hit,
but it's good enough for 38.
Uh, let me damage you
with lightning.
This is a sticky bomb,
by the way.
Yeah.
Halo, sticky bomb.
So 16 direct
and 10 DOT.
So now we'll take
10, 10 electrisimity persistent.
And it is now off guard
until the start of my next turn.
So please,
our melee classes,
please.
Please!
You mean melee class?
You, Veena.
Kill!
Don't worry.
I'm on it.
Go get him, Lauren.
Yeah.
So that'll be that.
And then that's
the end of my turn.
Shall I tell you
the complication now?
Yeah.
Let's find out
what you're complicating with.
Uh, so this complication
was provided by,
uh,
Zed Hunter 2012
and it is titled
Unstable Complication.
Or Unstable Concentration.
Not Unstable Complication.
That'd be silly.
Uh,
hang on.
Let me make sure
this is actually
what I wrote
because I can't.
Right.
In the event of complication,
this could be used
for alchemy,
a complication
on a gunshot
or magic spell.
The resulting mix
of gunpowder,
magical energy,
chemicals,
causes a black,
a blast of black smoke
to completely cover
the inflicted person's face
in a comical manner.
I will let you do
to me what you would
think that would do.
He was probably
preparing to throw
another one
and it blew up
in his hand.
I will say
that as you prep,
um,
yes,
there's like
the comical
Looney Tunes
explosion in your face.
I will say
that this will
dazzle you
for your next turn.
Great.
So that just means
basically things
you target
get concealment.
Great.
I will end my turn then
because I only have
two actions I can do
but I am still
in cover for now.
As you are
throwing bombs.
Go to throw
another one
forget that you're,
uh,
forget that you're,
you know,
uh,
slowed.
Try to do it too fast.
Bomb explodes
in your hand.
Tarnhauser,
you're up.
Yeah.
Remember,
you're still slowed.
All right.
I'm going to,
with my beautiful,
oh,
I'm just measuring.
I'm going to,
with my new found haste
given to me by Berhua,
I'm going to quickly
dart in the air
over here
and then I'm going
to say,
leave the head to me.
The rest of you,
focus on the body
and then
Tarnhauser's neck
is going to shift.
His limbs are going
to grow longer
and I'm going to cast
ooze form
at fifth level.
Ooze?
You think just because
I'm a wizard,
I can't do anything
in melee?
No.
Absolutely not.
So,
here's the spice.
Okay,
do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
I hate copyright rules
because if I could,
I would go find a picture
of Ivan Ooze
right now
and I would erase
your habitat.
Oh my god.
If I did the stuff right,
you should,
you should transform
into an ooze token
when you drag the effect
over onto your token.
so.
Hell yeah.
All right.
So,
I am going
to transform
and I...
It's not Paul Freeman,
I'll be very angry.
I think with the
slowed condition,
I think the best bet
is going to be
Black Pudding.
So,
Tarnhauser's going
to get big.
Oh!
Pudding Hauser!
Pudding Hauser!
Tarnhauser's body
becomes a flowing mass
of liquid metal
nanomachines.
and Jesus Christ,
you...
Okay,
now we come full circle
to the T-1000.
Now I am the T-1000.
Von Neumenauser.
It's really awesome
and gross and disgusting.
All right,
here's the trick though.
I actually cannot attack
this turn.
Correct.
But I will be getting
lots of lovely goodies.
I'm going to be getting
40 temporary hit points,
some nice resistances,
and a pretty meaty
attack,
assuming I get the chance
to throw it.
All right,
I will then pass the turn
because that is all my actions.
Well,
it comes back
to the big lad.
It sure does.
Um,
oh gosh,
the big lad.
Um,
like,
like,
like,
okay,
like,
like,
role-playing moment,
right?
like,
alien-minded
eldritch entity,
um,
followed by,
what's the threat?
I don't know.
Is it Ivan Ooze
that's appeared?
Is it the,
the literal dragon?
Is it the,
like,
acrobat who hasn't been
touched by a single
thing I've done?
Um,
I live a hard life,
y'all.
I just,
I need you to understand.
It's Russell's earth.
Now,
I'm just gonna five-foot
step up here.
Oh,
um,
quick question,
Thurston.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
It's on your turn.
Uh,
technically,
Gorgermunger and Veena
should have got attack
of opportunity
on your head guy.
Do you want to resolve
that real quick?
Oh,
I thought he's,
don't worry about
this guy.
Don't worry about
the big thing.
The head,
when he decided
to move away,
he,
he strides.
You would have
got AOs.
Yeah,
yeah,
you would have
got AOs.
No,
we would have
got AOs.
I was wondering if you
want to get that
real fast.
Yeah.
So,
me and you,
Veena,
just basically target
the head and just
do,
like,
melee attacks.
So,
here's Gorgermunger.
He would hit
with a 14.
Veena would also hit.
Yeah,
two hits.
We're melee besties.
Yay!
Oh,
there you go.
Yeah,
so we both rolled
35 and Gorgermunger
did 15.
Well,
you did.
17.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That solves my
other question,
then.
Thank you,
Veena.
Uh-oh.
That tells me who
the body's going to
prioritize.
Thank you.
Uh-oh.
So,
it,
it,
it steps up
through the muck,
which is unimpeded by.
And then it
raises one of its
elephantine feet
to bring down
on you.
Well,
hey,
now.
In fact,
don't do that.
We're actually
going to move like that
because that's easier.
Hey,
now.
You're a rock star.
Yeah,
we're going to,
we're going to,
we're going to,
we're going to,
hey,
that's two steps.
We're going to stomp.
Nah,
it's just,
it strided.
That's two steps.
Stomp.
Oh,
I miss.
Uh,
oh wait,
I don't have an extra reaction
for nimble dodge.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well,
you've both taken your actions
since then.
So then it's going to shoot
a quill at you
and won't provoke a ops
because you've already
taken reactions.
You're up.
Oh,
okay.
It misses again.
It's,
it's very upsetting
spaghetti and angry
as it like smashes
a foot down,
lets out a roar,
tries to shoot
one of its quills
at you,
Vina.
The quill sort of
bounces off the ground
as you manage to
get out of the way.
That is
this creature's go.
You're go,
Vina.
Please,
no,
Steppy.
All right.
Uh,
I'm going to move,
uh,
first action.
I am going to
tumble through
as best I can.
Um.
Hey,
ho.
Tumble through.
Let's go.
Let's go,
Vina.
That's a crit.
Critical success.
Nice.
Uh,
do I get anything
special for being
a crit success?
I don't think so,
actually.
No,
you just self-guard it.
And I'm gonna,
uh,
use my movement
to get here
so I can flank it.
Uh,
is that flanking
technically with
Gorgamunger
or do I need to be
one step down?
Uh,
technically,
one step down
would be the ideal way.
If it's a large monster,
where she was before,
I should do it.
Large monster,
it's not that direct
with larges.
Oh,
okay.
You have other spaces
to do it with large monsters.
Gotcha.
I,
I will,
I will,
I will still be here
because I think
I can make it there.
Um,
all right,
so that's,
uh,
one action.
Second action,
hitting it.
Okay.
That succeeds.
I'm getting deeply suspicious
of the amount of successes
I'm getting.
Damage.
That wasn't very good.
That's 24 points of damage.
And then for my,
oop.
It's angered.
It shakes around more.
Oh,
oh,
he's shaken.
Uh,
and then I'm going to
hit it one more time
with a map minus five.
Choking.
All right.
Choking and dying.
I whiff it.
And
that's my turn.
All righty.
All righty.
Rahua.
That's me.
That's you,
Rahua.
Uh,
how high up is this head?
15 feet?
Uh,
no,
no,
it's just hovering
off the ground.
Oh,
so it's at ground level.
Yep.
Uh,
Coolio,
Coolio.
Uh,
let me take a look
at my teammates here
and how well they're doing.
Uh,
I'm,
I'm pretty hurt right now.
Yeah.
I'm taking a look at you.
I'm hovering over you,
but my one overlay is,
oh my,
you are very well.
38 out of 118.
It's pretty bad here.
Okay.
Okay,
King,
I got you.
Uh,
I'm going to do myself
a solid because
you're adjacent
to this creature.
Uh,
Rahua,
seeing this creature
is now near him,
is going to
wind up with his pick
and our kick energy
coursing through it.
And I am going to attempt,
as I've done before,
to
do my funny healing strike
on restorative strike,
specifically,
for two actions.
Let's pop that in,
yeah.
I'm going to smack him
as soon as I am
targeting him correctly.
As soon as the interface
does not bug out on me.
That's funny.
I'm going to hero point that.
I'll allow it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Thurston.
I appreciate you allowing that.
I'll roll a 22.
That's a whole
fucking way!
There we go.
Go for it.
Now that's a hero point.
Get him.
Yep.
I'm going to apply
the critical effect
to it.
Oh!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
For 48 points of damage.
Not bad at all.
Baldrick will get the effect
of a heal popped on him
as soon as I
roll that for you.
Yeah.
Win, action,
harm, or heal.
Popping that right now.
Target you.
I'm going to heal you.
For
24 points.
Okay.
I'll give it
a little bit of a juice up.
It helps.
It means I will survive
it attempting to hit me
again at least.
And that is all
I can do
because
at the end of my turn
my quicken goes away anyway.
I'm not going to move.
So I'm going to
hunker down
right here.
I'm going to press
the heal button, Thurston.
So don't press it.
Okay.
Okay, I pressed it.
I'm good.
Also, can you move
that because you
critted him?
Please don't.
I could move it
closer to you.
Yeah, okay.
That's fine.
I don't know
what you
Speaker, I don't know
what you thought
I was going to ask
him to move it
towards.
It's like
can you move it
closer to me,
Baldrick?
Yes!
I'm going to move it
on top of Baldrick.
Holy
critical failure!
Critical fail,
which doesn't
do anything
on a
critical,
like,
on an impactful,
but
you want him here?
Yep.
Okay.
And that'll
be my turn.
Or I'll just
slam into
this creature
sapping its life
vampirically
into Baldrick
and just
duck into
its Icarus
flesh,
drag him
a little bit
closer to
Tannhauser.
He's all yours,
Flannhauser!
I squish
and make
goop noises
in response.
I think that
means he's happy.
I don't speak
ooze.
Orin time.
Orin's safe
for me.
It's
Orin time.
I'm going to
Orin all over
the place.
No.
Also,
not to speak
out of turn,
was I supposed
to have a
second hero
point?
Didn't you
use your thing?
Yeah, first,
then.
Oh, you might.
I'm not sure
if you've
clicked on
the thing
twice.
I have two
on my things.
Yeah, no,
no, you
have no hero
points left.
Yeah, that's
what I thought.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I was balancing
because some of
the audio was
doubling and I
was fixing the
production stuff.
So I was like,
oh, so I
probably missed it.
My bad.
It's okay.
That's why
makes you think,
oh, a free hero
point fall for me.
Why don't
mind if I do?
Hooray.
Thankfully,
Gorgomonger's
already in position
to where he's at.
So, oh, man,
do I want to,
like, double?
Make it double?
Make it trouble?
Do all the
swords make it
wobble?
Yes, Master Yoda.
Sorry, I don't know
why I'm weird.
Anyway, I'm
thinking, I want to
try this out.
Just going to see
how it works.
Horan kind of
puts his hands
together and
goes, oh,
great wonders
high up yonder.
Let these butt
cheeks clap like
thunder.
And he cast
thunder strike.
Just
as a big
just thing of
thunder comes
right down.
That thing needs
to make me,
sorry about that,
a 20 basic
reflex save or
else he will
suffer 54
points of damage.
That is to
the body.
To the body?
Okay.
Horan, is that
what the incantation
is supposed to be?
Oh.
Well, well,
I'm on
great news for you.
Hello?
It doesn't matter
if that's what
the incantation
is, we're convoking
the butt cheeks
causes this.
That thing will
take 108
points of damage.
Oh.
For butt cheeks,
all those are
possible.
All right.
Okay.
That sound,
that sound is
accurate.
It's accurate
to how it feels
as a, like,
searing arc
of electricity
goes into the
distended black
maw of its
body.
Yeah.
And for
Orin's third
action,
because that was
two actions for
Thunderstrike,
he will do
boost or extend
boost for boost
Eidolon.
I will see if my
macro thing here
works.
One second.
Actually,
I can't.
I have a number
of focus points.
My bad.
I'm just going to
cast normal boost
Eidolon.
That'll be his
third and final
action.
That means
Gorgermonger has
one action left
in which Gorgermonger
is going to aim
at the body
because he's already
in flanking position
with Viena.
Thank you.
And he's going to
fight.
Just
he missed.
He missed.
But I have
a hero point.
And so Orin's
going to spend
his only
and last hero
point.
And please
forgive me
for juggling
a bunch of
things right now.
And re-rolling
using hero point.
Fortunately,
not a crit,
but thank you
for the rule
of Keeley.
Hits with a
27.
Doing
28 plus 11.
Just
Gorgermonger
just thrashing
into this thing
doing 21
points of damage.
It takes
the damage.
It's
it's not
liking that.
And that
is the end
of Orin's
turn.
Of course,
Orin will
roll his
he'll take
one thing
of rot damage
and he starts
throwing up
and he'll
roll a recovery
check.
Natural 20
on it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Literally
puke the
rot out of
you.
W turn.
That's coming
up, Orin.
Yeah!
That is
the end
of my
turn,
Thurston.
Orin stays
winning.
Cool.
Well,
I guess
I have to
go with
the mouth.
Biting.
Oh,
no,
it's done
biting.
Maybe
if it
attacks the
slime,
will it
like take
a chunk
out of it
and then
start swishing
it around
and turn
into liquid?
No,
but I
do think
it's going
to tag
all of
you with
a 30
foot
emanation.
Well,
almost all
of those
Venus,
thankfully.
Not the
great
Vena.
Oh,
actually,
wait,
it's
one sec.
Oh,
oh,
I think
this
actually
still
will
hit
me
in
one
second's
an
emanation.
So it
comes from
its
square,
not
it.
Let's
see here
real quick.
Scared.
Dun dun dun
Yeah,
you should
be.
It's
going to
make the
monster
do it
emanation
plan.
Hey,
it better
be a
reflect thing.
I'm just
going to
turn up the
intensity.
You're
still,
you're
still,
you're
still just
out.
You're
still just
out.
It is
going
to.
That's
good,
right?
Yeah,
yeah,
for sure.
It's
going to
use its
ability
realm of
rot.
So
everyone
in there
has to
give me
the
will
save
that
is
marked
there
except
for
Nina.
Excuse
me,
Thurston,
I'm in
cover.
Yeah,
cover doesn't
protect you
from psychic
screaming from
beyond reality.
The wall
is soundproof.
A streamer
used this
building.
Would you
like to
use it
here?
I
declarate
that it
is
I don't
have one,
so I'm
just going
to sit
here.
So you're
going to
roll that
will save.
I'm trying
to click
it.
It's hard
to
hear a
point that
I do
not want
to
do
that.
I had a
success for
a 31.
Cool.
Thank you,
Patrick.
Which is
funny because
your success
is the same
effect you
already have.
Remember,
before you
accept that
re-roll,
make sure you
do re-roll
using here
point so the
key rule
applies.
Oh,
that's so
right.
I'm so
foolish.
Always
make sure
you do
that or
else it's
not like
we don't
basically
like this
is like
hard foot
producer
putting down.
We don't
don't accept
those roles
if you don't
do it right.
Uh,
all I'm
saying is
re-roll
I'm not
saying re-roll
using hero
point.
You have to
add a
hero point.
That's why.
Okay,
my bad.
Yeah.
Make sure
it's on your
character sheet
or else it
won't pop
up.
Fool.
Unfortunately,
we have not
had the advanced
technology to
get our
stuff synced
up.
One day
we might
not 20
worth it.
Okay,
that was
that was
fishing with
three dice.
So,
but that's
fine.
It's total.
I'm totally
willing to
take the
second option.
I don't
want to be
I don't
want to be
weird evil.
I don't
want to be
weird evil.
I want to
be good evil.
He didn't
do the thing
right on the
second one.
I understand.
I'm just
saying it's
three,
three rolls,
but yes,
I get it.
All right.
Who's next?
There's going
to be
Orrin
Gorgomonger.
I have to
take the
worst.
One's a
six.
Good.
Yeah,
one's a
15.
I have to
take the
worst one.
So,
Gorgomonger
failed.
Okay.
And then
for who?
Yorp,
Yorp,
Yorp,
Yorp.
I have a
plus 21
on my
rolls to
will.
All right.
I will
not bow.
And also,
you have the
equivalent that
Vina has for
will saves,
but for
reflex saves,
but for will
saves.
So,
if you make
a success,
it becomes
a crit.
Very epic.
Yeah.
So,
okay.
So,
for the
failure,
which is
Gorgomonger,
and
Orrin,
you are
both dazzled
for one
minute.
On
the
Rahua
and
Tanhauser
nothing then,
and then the
success for
Baldrick is
basically the
same because
you're going to
be dazzled for
one round as
well,
because,
but you were
already dazzled
from the
complication,
so.
Nothing.
So,
so effectively,
the bomb blowing
up in my head,
in my face,
gave me tinnitus,
so I wasn't
actually subject
to the scream.
Ha ha,
tactical,
roll myself up
to action.
Correct.
That's its,
that's its two
actions.
Then for its
last action,
it's going to
bite at you,
Rahua.
Okay.
Hey.
Missed.
Sure,
sure.
All right.
Oh,
another one.
How
half
God
plated
thirst
in this
day.
No.
Baldrick,
you're up.
Does it need to
try and buck
off the
DOT?
Oh,
it will at
the end of
its turn.
Yeah.
So,
not that I want
you to take
less damage.
I'm just trying
to be.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no.
Yeah,
thank you.
Sorry,
it's because I
use other
windows,
so I don't
see when the
chat immediately
updates right
after,
so.
No,
that's totally
fair.
Anyway,
I'm going to
throw a
versatile vial
with electricity
effect at it.
Now,
this will take
me out of
cover,
but then I'm
going to go
right back
into cover,
so.
Okay.
Well,
I'm going to
have to put it
on the body
because apparently
we're targeting
the body and
Tenthouse is going
to take on
the sculge.
So I will
attack the body
with this
regular
versatile vial
because that's
all I'm down
to right now.
I have
four of them
left because I
just threw my
bottled lightning,
so I'm going.
It's okay,
you got,
we got this.
I'm trying to
think,
what,
what,
what can I
offer for
debilitating?
I can't do
anything useful
with debilitating.
All right,
versatile vial
sticky bomb
on the body.
It's within
range.
I threw
and with
an 11,
that will
just barely
hit with
30.
Oh wait,
hang on,
I had to
roll the
dazzle,
right?
Sorry.
Yeah,
just a D.
It's a 10.
I made it.
Yeah,
you're good.
You're good.
I had to
damage it.
Actually,
no,
you didn't
have to roll
the dazzle.
It included
it in your
thing.
Oh,
did it?
Yeah,
if you look
at your attack
roll underneath
it to hit,
there's like
a dazzle
thing in there.
make it a
little bit
easier.
Oh no,
like I,
it said that
up there
and then
I rolled
it and
then I
got the
10.
Okay.
Yeah,
you have to
click the
die.
That's
click the
button.
Oh,
gotcha,
gotcha,
gotcha,
gotcha.
Regardless,
you take
19 electrical
damage and
are then
taking 10
to go to
cover.
It will
continue to
shriek and
rage as it
shakes about.
I'm just
going to have
Baldrick take
cover again,
so that's
my turn.
Throw bomb,
take cover.
Cool.
I'm down to
a very small
action economy.
Hey,
you should
no longer
be dazzled
now,
Baldrick.
I will
remove it
from my
thing.
I,
uh,
is dazzled
a visual
effect?
Pardon?
I can look
at that
for you.
I,
I,
I,
I,
your eyes,
um,
one sec,
if your
vision,
if vision is
your only
precise sense,
so if you
have other
precise senses,
you're good.
Yeah,
I am immune
to visual
effects,
while oozed.
So all of
that,
it,
yeah,
so it's,
it's weird.
What do you
have for,
like,
do you have
any special
senses that
it gives you?
Yes,
I do.
I,
I am not
just blind,
funnily,
as funny as
that would be.
I do have,
um,
I have motion
sense within
60 feet.
Um,
so I sense
nearby motion
from vibration
and air
movement as
a precise
sense.
Yeah,
then you're
good.
Okay,
great,
great,
great.
All right,
it doesn't
matter.
Oozehouser
is going
to look
his foe
in the
eye
and say,
and other
such insults.
Um,
I am then
going to
reach out.
Setting noises.
Thank you,
you're very,
very welcome.
Uh,
anytime,
I do them
for free.
Uh,
I'm going
to go ahead
and make
a pseudopod
attack.
Now,
I am not
flanking him,
he is off guard,
so let's see
how this goes.
Let's rock.
I will
hit.
Yay!
Okay.
All right,
so here's the
damage coming
as,
uh,
Tannhauser
suddenly makes
one of his
pseudopods
into a,
uh,
a scything
blade,
or perhaps
a bludgeoning
mace.
Let's see
how it goes.
Just to,
just to help
you,
Thurston,
does that
thing need
to still
be off guard,
or?
Uh,
one sec.
Yes,
yes,
it does,
for a different
effect.
All right,
but it'll come
off later.
Um,
all right,
I hit him
for 29
damage.
Good hit,
good hit.
Absolutely.
That's like,
uh,
that's 46 plus
six bludgeoning
and like,
plus two to eight
acid.
You did like
eight acid
and 21 bludgeoning.
Yeah,
it's pretty,
pretty nice.
Whose form
is pretty good.
Lose attack.
All right,
and,
um,
I'm gonna go
ahead and make
a,
uh,
I'm gonna make
a map at it.
Let's see
how that goes.
Probably won't
do as well,
but you never
know.
Yeah,
that's a miss.
Oh,
lack and a
last,
a miss.
A lack and a
last.
That is the
end of the
Ushhauser
experience.
I passed
Big Mouth.
Big Mouth.
Well,
Big Mouth
is gonna go.
But he
doesn't have
to.
He is.
He can
pass his
turn.
He can.
He can,
he can take
a little nap.
That would be
so tactical
of him.
You know,
like,
like,
other monsters
in video games,
like,
Monster Hunter
Wild,
they,
they start
running,
and they're
like,
I'm gonna die,
to make some
recall knowledge
checks on us,
you know?
Yeah,
all three of
it.
It's gotta
find out
our weaknesses.
It's,
it's dying,
but I,
you know.
Uh-oh.
What's it
doing,
Thurston?
It's,
it's utilizing
its reality
unravel ability.
Um,
and it's,
uh,
like,
it,
it,
it plinks
out another
shot,
um,
this is not
in a,
this is not
a ranged
strike,
though,
so it
doesn't,
um,
doesn't provoke,
it's not a
manipulate action.
Um,
so when it
does this,
it just,
like,
its mouth
opens,
and it
blasts out
a little
dot,
which explodes
in the air
again,
uh,
as it
does that,
again,
the sort of
fractaling,
uh,
situation
occurs.
Can I
please
get,
uh,
saves
from,
reflux saves
from the folks
who are in it?
So again,
everyone,
who is not
making me down.
Got it.
Now,
Thurston,
you are,
you are behind
cover,
Baldrick,
uh,
this counts
for reflex save,
so you will get
plus four to this,
because you're taking
greater cover behind
up.
Okay,
so I check the box
that says cover?
Yep.
Okay,
we'll go for it then
and see what I get.
I got a 17,
plus that'll be
clear.
nice.
Yep,
I am taking cover.
I have a quick
question for you,
Thurston.
Does rock damage
count as diseases,
poisons,
or radiation?
It does not.
Okay,
then I will just
go ahead and roll.
We got,
ah,
success.
Success.
Go ahead,
Rahuga.
Oh,
holding,
hold on.
Rahuga.
Where's the beat?
There's basic reflex.
I was looking for it,
it was like,
where's,
where's the 40 line-up
box that differentiates
itself?
Yeah.
Oh my god,
I just keep rolling
the same numbers.
It's six and nine.
Okay,
nice.
Thurston.
Good.
Thurston.
Is it pretty cool?
Yes.
I,
I kneel down
on my big wooden knees.
Oh no.
I prostrate myself
before you,
the dark god
outside of time.
It's true,
yes I am,
that is me.
I am not
delighting in this
saccharine reversal
of fortune
like my other players
are doing.
Correct.
Could I invoke
a complication
for a pity point?
So,
you know,
um,
given the situation
and where I'm at,
um,
in order for me
to bestow a pity
point,
I need to feel
pity for you,
which I don't
at this point.
You're just,
you're gonna take it.
You're gonna,
you're gonna take it.
No!
I will remember this.
So will I.
Uh,
I believe Orrin
and Gorgabunker
in this little,
uh,
save dance land.
what's the worst
that could happen?
Yeah,
they'll be fine.
Uh,
I have rolled
as a 9 of 7
they both have.
Okay.
It doesn't double down,
it's just,
just a failure.
Yeah,
it's just,
just a failure.
So,
Baldrick will take
no damage.
Tannhauser will take
half of 37.
Okie dokie.
So I will apply this.
Boop.
So you'll take
18 damage,
Tannhauser.
Um,
and then the rest
of y'all
will take
the 37.
So I'll apply this
to Orrin.
Uh,
I'll apply this
to
Arahua.
and the two
of you will also
once again
be getting
some persistent
rot damage
as you,
you see the,
the sort of
cracked fractals
and witness
the,
like,
the,
the air around you,
like,
break apart
and from those
cracked fractal
glasses you see
the,
the rot seeping in
and some of it
touches back
onto you.
Um,
and then for
this thing's
last,
uh,
action,
it's still
really mad at
Venus,
gonna try to
stomp her.
Always take
cover,
kids.
So steppy.
So steppy.
Oh,
no.
I will hit.
I will,
roll John
DiMaggio.
He was better.
I will,
yeah,
I will say
do 23 points
of damage
as it stomps
on you.
That scream
was something.
Anime girl
scream.
Yeah.
Uh,
then I will
take more
persistent damage
on my turn.
I will roll
a recovery check
for my
persistent
yanto damage.
I will
critically fail,
which does
nothing,
but that,
that is it.
It's still
electrified as
its big stompy
comes down,
electrically charged
as it hits you.
Um,
all right,
Veena,
you're up.
I'll say 23
is not bad
in the grand scheme
of all the damage
that's being thrown
around right now.
No.
Yeah,
yeah.
This,
this,
this thing's like,
it's not about
like a primary
weapon attack.
Like,
that's not what
it does.
Oh my god,
it's like artillery
from
Total Warhammer.
Yes.
All right.
Um,
so,
is this,
uh,
a will save thing
a lingering effect?
Do I have to worry
about tumbling
into that?
Uh,
no,
no,
no.
Okay,
sick.
I just left
the,
the dark red light
there to scare you
and add ambiance.
Thirsten,
turn off the light.
my energy bill
is already
really high.
All right,
I'm gonna hit him
with a tumble through.
I'm gonna tumble
through him.
There's the Vena rolls.
Oh,
still succeeded though,
still succeeded.
It don't matter.
None of this matters.
Fast as fuck.
He's just really big.
You've turned it
into RGB lighting.
Gamer light.
Do you think
this severed
platypus head
could run crisis?
It probably
can't.
It can definitely
run doom.
It can run doom.
It's gonna run
bad rats here
in a minute.
Uh,
all right,
I'm gonna hit it
with my sword.
Hit it
with your sword.
I'm gonna re-roll
that with a hero point.
Hero point it.
Hero quest.
Hero point.
Hero quest.
Well,
that barely hits.
That hits.
Good God almighty.
That does hit.
You all used
your luck
the last round.
It was like.
I know.
I love this group.
Like,
oh my God,
our luck is so awful.
Like,
320s
and four ones
for me
in the last turn.
Did you like,
uh.
I just hit.
I wanna ask real quick.
Uh,
Odo,
and this is not me
rules lawyering again
because believe me,
I don't wanna do that.
Did you re-roll
using a hero point?
I did
and I just barely
hit with the five
so it didn't give me
the plus ten.
but,
okay,
that's fine.
Okay,
cool.
I was wondering
how that even works.
I'm like,
wait,
why didn't I give
the ten that time?
Evil machine.
Uh,
because apparently
it doesn't not do that
if you actually.
I think if it,
if it succeeds,
then it doesn't give you
the plus ten.
No,
you rolled a five
on the die.
It's supposed to give you
the thing.
So when you did right,
like,
did you say re-roll
and take the new result
or re-roll using
a hero point?
Re-roll using
a hero point.
Uh,
do me,
do me a solid.
Uh,
I'm gonna add you
another hero point
in two sheet.
Uh,
do your tech again.
We're not gonna
accept the result.
Don't worry.
Uh,
I,
I hover over it
and it says
re-rolled using
a hero point.
Yeah,
I just gave you
a hero point.
What I'm saying
is,
uh,
just,
uh,
test it.
We're doing live
testing.
Yeah.
We're testing.
Do it again.
I'll give it a try.
And that's an eight.
All right.
That one hits.
Uh,
you want me to re-roll
using a hero point?
Yeah,
yeah,
re-roll using a hero point.
I guess it just doesn't
give the ten
and you succeed.
Okay,
that's a nine.
And it didn't give me
the plus ten.
All right,
something's wrong there.
Anyway,
uh,
would a ten bump
that to a critical hit?
Uh,
a ten I don't think
would bump the 26
to a critical.
Because it'd be a 36
at that point.
Yeah,
I don't think it would.
Yeah,
just ignore those new results.
Anyway,
just take that,
uh,
yeah,
go get to you on.
Just quick test it.
I'm more just asking
that to Thurston.
It's all good.
It's academic anyways.
Oh!
How you murder
this thing.
Oh!
Give us all the feels.
Vena's going to
fly up
with the big cloud wings
and is just going to
just plunging dive
into this horrible
black maw of rot.
Just gonna kind of
stick the sword in
and wrench it
and then land,
stumble,
and go,
ta-da.
Can somebody
get the rot off of me?
Still got a problem
over here.
You did it,
Vena.
He just throws up
more rot.
Oh,
buddy.
You're doing great.
Nice job.
Good job,
Vena.
Thanks.
And then
for my final action,
uh,
I'm gonna,
uh,
reload my pistol.
Uh,
unless you want me
to use my last action
to move
so I can flank
this big guy,
but I think
Gorgomonger's got you.
Yeah,
Gorgomar's coming in.
All right,
then yeah,
I'm gonna reload.
If you can spend
the rest of your movement,
like,
it's all difficult terrain,
so I don't know how much
you can get in there.
Uh,
I'm flying.
It will help Rahua
if he decides to swing.
Like,
on his turn.
All right,
then in that case,
I will not reload
and I will,
I will schmoove.
Yeah,
then he'll be in melee
anyway on your turn,
then you can start
stabbing.
Yep.
All right,
that's my go.
End turn.
Rahua.
Zoran.
Yes,
sir.
Are you keen
to crank a bunch
of damage into this
or will you be able
to throw your
healing muck on me?
I can heal you.
Okay.
Because basically
I'll have Gorgomonger
help out with some damage
and I'll come in
and heal you.
Sounds good.
See,
my options right now
are to smack him,
get one action heal
or two action heal myself.
But if you're
going to do that,
that's awesome.
Yeah,
I will get you.
No worries.
Thank you,
brother.
All right.
Rahua's going to see
this awful,
wretched avatar of rot
poisoning reality
and he cannot stand by
and just,
he would rather die
knowing this thing
is dying with him
than juice himself up more.
So I'm going to attempt
to make a strike
at this creature.
very nice.
Dimage.
Four.
18, Dimage.
Very good.
Very good.
Oh.
Describe
how you murder
his poor head.
Yeah!
Rahua just
seeth,
seethed by the fervor
of how much
he abhors
the rot in all forms,
reels back
with his pick
and drives it
right into this thing's
center of mass,
just grabbing hold
of whatever core
this thing might have
and like
inky black sinew
the rot
comes away
as he wrenches
out whatever
center of being
this thing has
and he just
looks at this thing
just
brushes it
with his other hand
licking it off himself.
He's got rot
you don't want to
uh
yeah cause
otherwise this will
happen
where he was like
cracked and
just
seeping with rot
whatever he takes
Orrin
whatever he takes
and he'll just
collapse to his knees
that was no good
ow
Tannhauser is going
to float
over here
you mean ooze
Houser?
dispel
the ooze
reconstituting
himself
well done
it's finished
how foolish
of us to think
that it would be
so easy
after hiding
out so many
months
it's only
going to
be like this
from here on
out isn't it
I had no
illusions about
this shit being
easy
definitely was
harder than
expected though
we are finding
our footing again
after so long
triumphant
we have become
accustomed
to being
vanquished
this
this
was merely a warm
up
and yet
still despite
adversity
we triumphed
who else
could have
ventured
into the
swamp
and scoured
out this
source of
rot
we were the
only ones
that could
we were the
only ones
that did
take pride
take pride
and do not
despair
at your
accomplishments
all right
with all that
said and
done
I
Baldrick's
gonna like
look around
at all the
wreckage
around us
at the
ruins of
the village
he's gonna
just think
for a moment
before coming
out with
don't think
there's anyone
else here
at the
moment
we may
as well
see if
there's
anything
we can
use
yes
yeah
let's
scavenge
for material
I'll go
look at
the
bottom
finish
puking
first
kid
fucked up
noises
coming from
Oren
today
yeah
I've added
like
picture noises
so we
have like
when I
take
damage
Gorgomonger
takes
damage
so Gorgomonger
also
you know
feels the
pain
for
something
in the
roll
I succeed
I get
all the
rot
out
of
me
and
and
Oren
will be
like
everyone
eat
your
worms
and
Oren
will
come out
to
actually
to save
us
time
I'm
gonna
be
doing
first
aid
on
everybody
I
could
do
it
for
minutes
instead
of
an
hour
on
people
so
I'm
just
healing
everybody
up
at
this
point
yeah
okay
I
want to
try and
have
Baldrick
look around
for anything
that we
can use
amidst the
wreckage
of this
place
yeah
if you
plan on
yeah if you
plan on
going anywhere
and trudging
through the
swamp as
well let
me know
because I
can actually
help you
out and
not get
any
worse
things on
you
I'm
I mean
I was
just
I was
just
looking
around
the
wreckage
of the
town
that
we're
in
you know
the
thing
that
we're
at
rather than
rather than
going through
the swamps
well I
didn't know
if you
were going
to the
nest at
all that's
why I
was asking
no I'm
not going
over there
not yet
I want to
get the
other stuff
first
okay
yeah
um
okay
so
give me
a perception
check
so let's
check around
here
all right
on it
and uh
what you're
doing that
Gorgomur
will
check the
bones
Gorgomur
got a
for a
anyone else
want to
help us
loot
I'll help
give you a
perception
check
all right
rolling up
there you
go
okay
so
everyone's
looking around
the village
which appears
to be
fairly picked
over
Rahua
you
managed to
take some
time and
go to
check out
the bone
pile that
exists here
um
as you
search it
you find
that there
are
several
coins
in here
um
there is
something
that appears
to be
like you
you find
bones
but as
you're
as you're
investigating
them
um
you see
that
there's
actually
like a
set
of
like
fused
alchemical
plates
that are
in the
shape
of bones
in this
pile
um
it's
some
kind of
set
of
strange
armor
um
and then
you also
amongst it
find a
pile of
coins
um
equating
to about
coins
and
two
rune
stones
um
which you
know are
useful for
weapon
enhancements
very nice
i am
going to
just drop
this here
on the
map
so you
can see
it
the treasure
chest
there
you should
be able
to access
that
take a
look at
it
i'm
going
over
and i
will take
us out
of combat
yeah
yeah
i will
put this
in the
party
loot
i'll
take
like
orga
monger
you know
and ordon's
like
orga
said he
found some
armor
and some
other
stuff
and
and like
gold
pieces
because he
could
apparently
count that
quick
damn
he can
count even
faster than
me and
i don't
even know
how to
do
math
the dragon
can
count
yeah
the holy
count
he's really
he's really
good at
math
way better
than
me
gorgomonger
what's
12 plus
i don't
know
10 to
the exponent
of 5
gorgomonger
goes
where
see
he's
really
good
he's
really
good
he might
even
be a
wizard
uh
ted
hauser
looks
longingly
at the
ocean
at the
ocean
at the
ocean
i look
at the
picture
of the
ocean
that
ted
hauser
keeps
in his
pocket
at all
times
once
they
thought
i was
a
wizard
and
now
i am
you're
your
own
gorgomonger
i do
a wizard
gorgomonger
says
he can
cast
fire
like
a
wizard
that's
close
enough
uh
tanhauser
is going
to uh
eventually
participate
but he's
actually going
to be uh
looking at
this wall
here
and i'm
going to
take out
um
a baton
and a
hammer
and uh
i'm gonna
begin engraving
something in
it
ooh
what you
gonna put
in it
uh
i am
going to
uh
put this
simple
message
here
um
here
it was
that five
heroes
stoop
against
the
rot
and
prevailed
fight
for
tomorrow
and then
i'm going
to um
nail
one of
my little
pamphlets
in it
um
and hopefully
that will
inspire the
people of
this town
you know
or at least
uh
anyone that
comes upon
this site
to um
not give
in to despair
and to keep
the fight
going
you know
who knows
maybe we can
get some
level one
adventurers
out of this
yeah
this is like
awesome
like a new
party's hut
and he's like
oh yeah
we found this
like random
stone wall
we thought it was
like a house
in the middle
of the pond
and everybody
was like
ah fuck it
might as well
build on it
yeah
you never know
they could
rebuild
you know
yeah i mean
nothing's really
stopping them
anymore
well except
for the rest
of the rod
everywhere else
okay the rod
is stopping
them but
the old
powers aren't
like inexplicably
burning houses
down or
blowing them
up
yet
yeah usually
that's what
people do
in response
to the
rot
it's okay
poverty's
nerfic
baldrick
no i mean
i'm i'm saying
that because
i've had to
do that
what you think
the coring
charge is just
like something
i made up
like out of
nowhere
well yeah i
thought you
were a genius
it's a tool
that people
have been using
to knock
over buildings
without having
to send people
in there to
fight off the
rod it's usually
just easier to
burn the damn
thing to the
ground
oh i mean i
i get that i
understand that i
meant like i
thought you made
your own kind of
variant of that
like you're you're
an alchemical
savant i thought
you made a more
potent bomb
i mean i'd like
to think i do but
explosion's usually
just an explosion
you're not really
gonna feel the
difference unless
you're in it
and boy howdy
do you feel
the difference
oh it just
like coughs up
a little bit
of soot
from several
other
dalliances
how long
has that been
in his
system
it's been
in there
a long
time
i didn't
actually
choke
it out
of
myself
the whole
thing
miss vena
hey
sure the
rot might
be everywhere
but look
what we
did
we took
care of
that thing
emotions
the giant
rot monster
they took
down and
we also
took care of
other rot
creatures and
things and
and all that
stuff you
know like
the rot's
like he
thinks for a
moment
like you
know like
a lot of
other bad
stuff and
other bad
monsters and
hangovers
and bad
hair days
but we
got a lot
of good
things to
counterbalance
it you
know like
us and
and our
friends and
a lot of
good people
you know
chopping it
up and
throwing fire
at it
like mr
bulgic
and mr
tanhauser
who does
like cool
magic stuff
to like
freeze it
make it
go go
away
and rahua
who does
just he
just kind
of looks
at rahua
and is like
weird shit
and you
you got like
your flips
and stuff
and your
stabby bits
and you
killed that
thing
you know
like with
obviously
with us
helping
and stuff
like you
did a lot
of stuff
to it
you know
we definitely
got a chance
against these
things
yeah but
maybe we
do
and
venus
gonna put
a hand
on his
little head
and ruffle
his hair
is gonna
go take
herself a
seat over
here and
uncork the
flask again
oh is it
drinking time
again okay
it's always
drinking time
oren do
you think
that you
could get
corgamonga
to move
the corpses
on land
yeah sure
most excellent
we don't want
them to seep
into this
water supply
corgamonga
will help
with that
like take
whatever remains
you can scoop
them up
transport them
oh yeah
and i'd like
to um
take a look
and examine
uh these
corpses
i want to
get an
understanding
of maybe
how the
rot
was able
to infect
them perhaps
or anything
i could glean
about their
nature
anything at
all that
could be
uh i suppose
scientifically or
mystically
interesting about
them
yeah uh
give me
occultism
uh you
got it
oh i almost
landed on the
16 but it's
still 25 25
still good
that's that's
another trick
of sticking
yeah um
some things
yeah it's it's
enough for you
to know that
like this is a
focal point like
typically how the
rot works when it
infests an area
it has a focal
point in an area
uh that and that
can be a lot of
things it can seep
into a creature
it can seep into a
like a piece of
terrain or an
environmental item
uh in this case
you know possibly a
a humble swamp
platypus uh ended
up having some sort
of rot infestation
it or some other
animal or some
mix of animals that
turned into this
horrific abomination
its size and
torpor would seem
to indicate that it
was just kind of
like a hub
for this
expanding rot
that you can see
around here
like like even
now you can tell
um just by slaying
this there is a bit
of returning
vibrancy the water
loses some of that
immediate black
muck i mean
there's still you
know piles of
bones and such
around but
otherwise um
otherwise i think
you know you can
you can get a
sense that this
thing was here to
sort of anchor the
rotten place
a physical
manifestation of
it that seems to
be necessary
all right that's
that's very good to
know so it's not
like there's like a
rot leak underneath
the lake or
anything
no this would have
been like a like
an amalgamation
whether it was like
rotten the area from
other things or just
like a seeping of
reality no one really
knows like how does
the rot get to places
like that's sort of
the one of the weird
problems with it right
um but typically when
it does show up you
know there are there
are primal magic
casters who can come
in and help deal with
it and like the old
powers will often take
a hand but this type
of um creature
appearing in this
time frame is very
unnatural like this
went up fast as
though there are less
barriers and checks
and balances to
protect against such
things i see um i
suppose while everyone
else is kind of
putting this together
uh last thing
tanhauser is going to
do is just um get
you know sticks timber
whatever like things
that can happen kind
of stick these guys
in the ground and
then just set them on
fire so that way like
any rot remaining
here will hopefully
burn off uh and all
that remains if that
is bones and whatnot
yeah for sure for
sure so you can just
kind of begin like a
collection if you will
um of various things
to start torching up
absolutely yeah
yeah uh thurston
yeah can i attempt to
identify some of these
unknown items you
sure can which one
would you like to
start with uh can i
start with the plate
uh yeah sure did you put
this on yourself or in
the people's loot uh
zorn put that in the
people's loot okay the
people loot where is the
people's that i can't see
it anymore yeah i'm i'm
also denied so it's not a
thing anymore not like a
thing like a character
thing you see where the
party is in the folder
you'll see a paper icon to
left of it click that
oh yeah that's right
right right they forgot
the cash we got a lot of
money we got a lot of
shit oh my god but we
can't buy nothing there's
nothing here i'll buy the
rod out true give the rod
a hundred dollars to fuck
off yeah i think that
could work i don't think
it'll expect that
so i had 750 gold and
had several uh unidentified
things there's two unusual
objects which are like
runes uh and then an
unusual uh unusual fortress
plate so you'll have to go
through the identifying
rules with thurston if you
are someone with like
arcana stuff like that and
uh to identify what it is
yeah who i have i have
arcana i have dropped
i have dropped into chat
that this isn't this this
plate this bone plate is
actually an alchemical item
oh really yes you want to
summon baldrick over to
look at it hey baldrick
huh it appears to have
followed i guess this
creature had some kind of
weird used alchemical plate in
here could you come take a
look at this he drops a bunch
of like discarded bottles from
the ruined building he's in
and he comes over he's not
found crap but for who was
the one who found stuff
i can't move but i will
assume that he will just go
over there and he will take a
look at it
oh sorry i just
there you go yeah just click
the button patron save of
hero points
uh let's see
sorry i'm looking at something
here
all right so i think i'm just
rolling on my proficiency and
my intelligence here
yep why is it just saying my
crafting is i thought my
crafting was expert at this
point hang on let me double
check something here
something's not right
pardon me
uh yeah for some reason my
crafting went down to train i
thought it was expert
why'd that happen
i don't know is that like what
you had on the uh when you
built it in the other program
or
yeah this it was that the one
that i built it off of was the
one that we've been using for
some reason my medicine's expert
now though
i just might have been there
just double check it next time
you could just swap it oh
well i'll look at it another
time in any case i'm gonna
click the button and roll that
now
uh let me roll
get an eight for why did i why
did that privately roll
it's a secret roll because you
don't know if uh you identify
it correctly or not
okay
could i assist him perhaps i do
have something for crafting
you can you can roll a craft
check
as an assist
i am a master at crafting i can
also assist
you could also just make a
second check later too that is
true
oh true like
uh okay so so you were
assisting though right uh
rahua
uh yes because i'm assuming
balderick has a higher bonus one
way or the other
okay mine's a plus 17 i have a
plus 12 so
all right so that is enough for
you
to identify this so what this is
um this is a bone dreadnought
plate
this is a masterpiece of alchemical
science
uh if someone wants to read what it
does but it will give you the
description of what it does there
into the chat
sure
may i oh go ahead
i mean
you have the alchemist
i may as well
yeah
uh this suit of bone based
fortress plate is a masterpiece of
alchemical science
this armor has a receiver that can
hold a single loadstone bomb
which takes three interact actions
to install
a loaded suit of bone dreadnought plate
can be activated to cause the bomb
to shift numerous plates and hinges
offering a wide variety of protections
granting your resistance to cold
electricity fire piercing and slashing
damage equal to the loaded loadstone
bomb splash damage
these effects last for 20 minutes
but each time you're hit by an
attack the deals
damage of one of those types
decrease the remaining duration by
one minute
once activated the armor can't be
deactivated the armor uses up one
the loadstone bomb during the
duration and can't be activated
again until a new one is
installed
heavy armor six plus ac
or plus six ac
uh dex cap minus three
ouch
and a minus 10 speed penalty
oh excuse me no i got that
backwards
that's a zero dex cap modifier so
you get
no bonuses to your dex cap while
you have this on
it's pretty heavy and i'm not
trained in heavy
it's also worth about a thousand
gold pieces
yeah but that's also really good and
if you put that on rahua i could
put a big bomb in his chest and he
becomes invulnerable
you don't turn me into johnny five
if johnny five was designed
explicitly to kill and continue to
kill
thurston you'll have to excuse me
when it says loadstone bomb
what does it mean by that does it
just mean
a bomb or does it have to be
something specific
a bomb
um so uh loadstone bombs are a type
of bomb um that was in
treasure vault
um so they are basically
um they're like force bombs so
they're bombs that do um
yeah they're bombs that do like
force damage and force splash
damage
um so they're like a different
type of of bomb but they're like
typically like a 12th level bomb
i see so i'm a bit out of range
of that right now
uh yeah yeah but that that would
be the the how they how they
operate so they're like
there's a there's basically a
loadstone bomb and a greater
loadstone bomb
and the like loadstone bomb is a
12th level the greater is like an
18th level bomb
yeah that'd be pretty good once i
learn actually how to do that
yeah
uh because because the thing to
keep in mind is that is so is
this counting splash damage prior
to added effects or is it counting
splash damage from me specifically
because if that's the case that's
going to give a whopping 10 to
those kinds of resistances across
the board
um so i think how it works is it's
just the bomb splash damage it's
not your addition to the splash
damage okay i wanted to i wanted
to make sure because the the
implication is yeah the bomb that
i'm making is doing 10 splash
yeah and and the way that it works
for you is my understanding is for
that is that that's more of a skill
thing it's less than like the bomb
you're doing is doing it because
that's a debit
i know i know still a lot though
anyway yeah
guess we'll pocket that for later
um i noticed we have two unusual
objects in here that have yet to be
identified
i uh just dropped some skills in the
chat that y'all can use to identify
these here items
well i suppose i could uh slow down
country lobster like me could try and
identify some of the magic items
if you wish to you can use any one of
these here skill checks
yeah you guys were in your room for that
from the depths of outset but i know a
shiny object when i see one
i've got i've got none of these
i've got nature religion
how long these have been in our
inventory unidentified
we just got these
yeah
okay yeah it's it's it's not it's not a
repeat of the first great shame
yeah uh there were so many comments in
the other videos going like where the
fuck are they gonna go through their
inventory to bite look man
we got a lot of stuff going on right
now
never
bags is the least thing we're gonna be doing
i'm getting into crafting i'm gonna be
looking at this inventory all the time
also you can right click your thing in
chat and to reveal to people because
it's secret roles
because of pathfinder's ruling
oh shart it's okay it's just a secret
role so it does it automatically so
um i can i could try an occultism as
well
well okay okay so so it's so it's it's a
secret role and the reason it's a
secret role um is because you aren't
supposed to know the results um because
if you completely botch it i tell you
like oh it's a you know happy-go-lucky
cure potion except yeah it's a jar
pickles so generally speaking like the
the secret stuff for these is is
intentional um that way you know like
you don't know if you've identified
something that being said um ruin
tannhus or you have no idea what these
items are
or at least this item is or we'll try
nature check you can't go through all
the skills by the way you you kind of do
one and then you get to you have to wait
a day before you can try to do it fair
enough let orange do the thing yeah
yeah there we go
all right do it big and make it nasty
i believe no you got the same number as i
did
uh hey uh oran you're not sure what this
it's a thing i'm a bob hey vina
i am a so dumb uh i am trying to try
your best hey everyone let's figure out
what these rocks are tomorrow everyone's
bleeding and hurdy and you have to eat
your worms to feel better in the morning
let's get the hell out of here wait but
there's two objects i want to do the
second object
can i do the second object
yeah look at the second object first
one second one second for me
all right all right all right
wait one second second second second second
i have to have to drop the
everybody is rolling the bones
i posted the relevant this is skill
checks into chat
but this
it's clearly
something i don't know did i win
or make his roll
let them know what it is and then you can
figure it out for me i guess
the dice are on fire
fuck
it's a
it's a weapon
potency rune
plus two
it is a plus two
weapons potency rune
so that will give you a
plus two bonus to attack rolls
um when you uh
adhere that to an item
it's a rock that makes your things hit
really i got such a lot of pickles
it makes your weapons
even more magical
nice
i can't wait to have this affixed to my sword
oh yeah
i used to kill people with a sword all the time
that was cool i guess
you can still use a sword
anyways
anyway
i suppose we should eat our worms now
yes
everyone got their phone worms
oh i hate the worm
wait i don't even taste why do i care
uh
because he's trying to be funny
what's up
because he's being funny
that's why you don't like the worm
he's pretty funny
this is a joke
so with that
uh
just i guess to fade to black
i've
at this point
i'd be giving everyone worms
healing everybody up
um
even with a billion rolls
i'd get them all healed up
with first aid
um
yep
so
if everyone wants to
put themselves at full hp
and stuff
and you're all
i would love to go at this point
you're no longer slow
thank god i can take this infernal slowing off of me
and my cover too
my wings are gone
um
yeah with that i think we're gonna move on
all right
now everyone's eating their worms
mmm
brahula did you like your worm
yes oran
i love the worms
they were
brahula had like an audible crunch of a beetle shell in there
i love the hard ones
i love the way they feel between my teeth
miss fena
did you like your worm
yeah buddy
i oh
i always love the worms
mr tanhauser
yes
the worms are
pleasant
and mr
i say as i turn on the uh food processor
did you like your worms mr baldrick
baldrick's drinking a bottle of water
to chase it down with
it's time to drink water
yeah sure
why not
god
i'm glad everyone's nice and healthy now
uh-huh
i'm pretty sure making sure everyone's eating their worms on their way back to the village
baldrick throws a bottle of water to vena
can you drink something that's not ethanol based
mmm
do i have to
yes
then sure
and she'll uh
uh down the water
much like downing a shot
it burns the back of your throat
do you chase the water with more alcohol
as yes
the the shot is the water
the chaser is wine
so you're away from your bike
you want to make sure you're
oh sorry
the the the shot is water
the chaser is wine
why does wine as a chaser isn't so bad
that's just
you're just watering down you're just you're drinking grog
but you constructed grog
i've got a bottle of wine and a sidecar of water
that's called refinement
so true
i'm a lady
poisons
i thought you were a drunk
i'm a drunk lady
oh common misconception my mistake
common misconception
i am tannhauser
oh hi tannhauser
did you know that you might be a wizard
i'm getting annoyed
oh look zabel zaps trading outpost appears in the near distance
oh we made it we made it back
ah excellent
all right where's a thon
uh as if on cue you just hear it said
and then you see
then what i did
was i decided to show her my
and then you walk in
there's the old man
a thon
sorry i didn't mean to interrupt you ten house
no i didn't mean to interrupt you
okay go ahead
okay
hey thon
hello
it's been dealt with
it's uh
wasn't nice but it's been dealt with
oh
what was it like a
one of one of those
those rot dead corpses
a pretty sizable one
it was uh
thurston what was the name you described it with again
and would i know what that animal is
the platypus
it was it had to be more than just a regular platypus
the damn thing was the size of four bears
the
it was a big platypus
the big ass rot platypus
big ass rot platypus
all right i'm gonna make something up
yes
yes
it does not have a scientific name
because it is a unique
abomination against reality
it looked like some kind of
greater platypus
like a
colossal one
it was easily like
time the fuck out
did were you just like
drilling me of like
what kind of name does it
does it have some scientific title
and you're like
thurston out of the way
i got this
all right
some kind of
shades on
greater
you had every opportunity
thurston
thurston you had every opportunity
to give me a name
that you made up
and i would have said that name
cool
you gave me jack and shit
so i took the first thing you gave me
you have only yourself to blame for this
the greater platypus now exists
it is the size of four bears
and when it gets infected by rot
it gets horrible venomous mandibles
and an artillery attack
write it down
as long as they added to the breast
you had
you could have
you could have
you could have stopped this
i ask you
because i value your opinion
salty gargantuan platypus
greater platypus
i am just going the size of the mini
yeah
and to think
once that creature
was once an innocent
platypus
i mean
remember that bit
at that size
it's uh
probably wouldn't have been very nice
at that size anyway
but
regardless
it looked like it was
thoroughly infested with rot
and it was a bit of a
i gotta say
it's picking
better and better things
to infect as time goes on
because that was not
i wasn't expecting it to be easy
but it certainly was way harder
than i was expecting
any of us i think
but we got through together
that's the problem
there's
there's no
there's no old powers
to stop it right now
normally
like i said
we'd find out about these things
we'd be able to
use our powers
to stop them
but who
it's
too many of them
and our powers
aren't what they used to be
have you
have you tried using guns
what
use a gun next time
the powers don't work
no wonder
the old powers
abandoned your ass
come on old man
oran
veena has been using guns
since we got here
and he's gonna clasp
he's gonna clasp
both his hands
on oran's shoulders
have you noticed
that she's much more effective
with the rapier
than the pistols
guns really don't do the trick
against the rock creatures
i wish they did
but
i don't know how it works
i've studied projectiles
i've studied ballistics
by all accounts
guns should be doing more
but they're not
oran
but maybe
your guns are tiny
maybe
it's because of my rippling muscles
and my incredible swordsmanship
be that as it may
veena
the pistol
does good damage
in a nominal sense
yes
guns aren't gonna cut it here
yes
we need
and he pulls out the coring charge again
and he pushes it under oran's nose
we need something better
oran
we need
folks just figured
he's like
no i did like
a hundred something damage
with lightning strength
yeah but that's not a gun
now is it
no but
see that's actually
old power power
that's primal magic
right there
he didn't use that
then what we need
is the old powers
to return
which was our goal
anyway
outside of the
you know
monumental political reform
yeah
you gotta bring back
the crutch
yes
friend
and the
bastion freeholds
gentleman walks up
i was meaning to ask you about
that
so
what is your political reform
wait
what's your name
are you
hello
we
me and tanhauser here
talked for
for like
good
good 20 minutes
what's his name
did we ever ask it
that's an excellent
question
did you bring him to your
fucking revolution
without asking his name
well i have
i don't have it in my notes
i have in my notes
he's from the bastion freehold
zoran's doing a fucking bit
because we talked about this
last night
you asshole
you asshole
i'll keep an ass
i'm gonna fucking drag on this
cigarette
just
what the fuck are you
you would have been fucked
if i had a name
you would have thought this would have been so funny
and if i had the name
your pants would have been down
but
alas
tis me without the pants
we'll put them back on
and ask his name
well
why don't you introduce yourself to my friend here
oh
i already know your name
i just need you to make sure he knows
yes of course
that's right shadow tanhauser
my
my name is
vantor
it's a pleasure to meet you
vantor
hi vantor
i'm oran
hello
holds out hand
uh
he takes hand
has a
has a firm
but not too firm
grip
i'm assuming it's
v-a-n-t-o-r
oran shakes it
i'm like
i'm like
like
oh
and i was like
there might be a test now
there's a test
i guess i'm gonna write it down
it's because
odo's being better about taking notes this time
as for your question
my political reforms
are comprehensive
i seek nothing short
than a proletarian revolution
i shall establish a dictatorship
with the proletariat
dissolve the tyrants guild
and then set about ensuring
that
the previous
infrastructure
of outset
is replaced
with a series
of worker co-ops
and
populace
run
power
do you
do you understand
how it currently works
well i am a master
of society
so i damn well
better hope so
he doesn't
he doesn't
our entire revolution
is based on a maybe
none of you guys have asked the guy who lives here how this place worked at any point
i i okay no i lived here too motherfucker
i have my entire tannhauser became the okay tannhauser un became a wasteland savage
in outset
i was trained by a very high-end person named ladies ale who has been name dropped several times
i'm pretty sure tannhauser knows how outset works
you know what's gonna happen you're gonna like get brought up to like actually the political figures like
like who's gonna be doing this and this and they're like oh actually we've been doing that the entire time actually
i'm actually we've been a utopian society the whole time
i'm actually your ass
we only thought to mention it to you now that you're level 20
you're only level 10
you're only level 10
no
we're it's a populace revolution
yes i'm sure they have another governance system
we are we are doing communism in outset
we are doing tannhauserism economics
we do this is tannhauser thought with tannhauser characteristics
well i know you only just seem to learn my name but
yeah i'll join in on this
most excellent but you should be made aware of another facet of our journey
what's that
well i understand that you come from a
shall we say
atheistic society
part of our mission has recently become entwined
with making certain that the old powers are able to return
or at the very least that the rot can be stopped before it consumes all of time
well i've i've got nothing against the old powers
most excellent
then we have an accord
really my problem is about you know
well my people's problem i suppose you'd say is
about the people who become gods
that's where the that's where the real problem is eh
no
i don't think you're under any threat of that here
i don't think anyone here wants to become a god
only people have become gods
i don't have any interest in divinity
i care only for civic virtue
and violence
well if you need someone to help with your paperwork
i could help
we'll be more than happy to onboard you for a period of time
we must make sure that you are trustworthy of course
i have no concerns about your competence
why do you want to help
what do you get out of it
otherwise i have nothing to do
i'm pretty bored here
that's not a good enough reason
why is it not good enough reason
we've offered him a passage on the airship
we soon intend to maintain
to the location that he seeks to go
he's otherwise stranded here in the swamp
well baltron's gonna turn to fucking orrin
and he's gonna ask
why is that not a good enough reason
well think about it
someone who's been traveling around the world
and stuff like that
is either just wanderlust
either settle somewhere
which you know i get that
but if you've already put all the effort in
going somewhere
then destination would be in mind
it's better than no reason
kind of a large gamble
to spend a lot of time traveling everywhere
just hoping you fall into something nice
i like the adventure of it
but for truth sake
i came here to document things about outset
and bring what i'd learned home
but as i said i can't go home
to orort
not no ships moving out of there
can't go back to the city
don't have good passport
hmm
well
suppose if we're going to get working on that
we may as well take a look at the map
and see what we're looking at here
yes i agree
oh boy
who the hell has the map
here we are
here we are everybody
it's a blast from the past
it's hexagons
hexagons
i love hexagons
wow
remember this map back from season two
i do
not letting them see it
same
yeah we gotta get
i was not letting you see it
i know what we're about to look at
i can see the text
i do some text
don't worry i am scouting
i'll turn
i see why
i hope he's okay
here we go
bam
how's that
is that better now
we're here
yay
hey
so where the hell are we
top left
are we
are we up there
so no no
you are technically here at zapple zaps
oh sorry
i thought
i thought we were further
outset is here
and then
the kaibu
where we ended season two
is over here
okay
i thought we were way further out
i don't think we were right next to outset
yeah it's a good bit
uh
oh well
didn't you find a possibility engine out here
it's somewhere in the deep reaches of the swamps
it's right down there
what the hell was i doing
i think you were shut down
you were shut down
you've never been there before tanhauser
you've always been there
rahua stop it
i look at the photo on zapple zaps
and i see tanhauser in the front row
with a huge school of people
all smiling at the camera
we'll meet again
begins playing as it slowly
stands in
zapple zaps shop
class of whatever year it is right now
there's gonna be a room in zapple zaps
where there's two guys
and one of them is dressed in an old zorn the bear costume
all right
it's the bartender
it's the bartender scene
but instead of pouring tanhauser drinks
they just keep pouring it to vina
who's just there
but otherwise
point the scene over the drink
all right
we begin a fight with the bartender
refocusing hang on
all right
i'm not saying that to fuck with him
that is entirely true
time is like a movius strip
you're fucking with him
knock it off
no i i'm i'm being totally serious
don't tell me i don't understand the nature of the cosmos
i am the cosmos bitch
i'm not saying you don't understand it
i'm saying you're fucking with him
knock it off
i am a chronomancer
i know all about the mobius strip
you inspired me
in time
i hope to gain one tenth of the knowledge you know by instinct
of this strange universe of ours
you will just give it another season
you're right
and then season four
i'll have a big brain
you already have a big brain tanhauser
and rahua points down to his chest
it's in there
really
well no it's probably in your head
i don't actually understand how your biology works now
well
i don't have very much of it left
you might as well be right
now then
outset
going to it
we should think about doing that i think
are we still wanted
uh probably
it's oh
i got a perfect way to get in
or i'll be right back
he skitters away
but then comes back
with a brown paper bag
and puts it on his head
i love you dog
baldrick's gonna pull out a ruler
and he's gonna start
he's just like
they'll never know
it's us
you know what they won't
just don't put a paper bag
over your head zorn
uh please tell us
you're still safe
and conscious
i'm fine
you know it
the tyrant's girl
will never know
it's us
warren you're hyperventilating
you need to calm down
i'm just like
i can't believe you
i can't believe you
warren you need to calm down
he starts punching him
i just start ripping off
his lips
uh thurston
yes
using uh
the map making
materials i have available
which is to say
a pencil
and a ruler
can i
get an estimate
of how long it would take
to potentially go to the cave
i know it's not
like we're not doing that
because we're right
based on everything you have
in the overland travel
and sort of optimizing
you think it's about
a 16 day journey
there and then
16 days back
to zapplesappers
two and five
that's not a trip
we can really afford
to take
if she is there
and she's not
dead
she's probably dead
by the time we get
there anyway
not gonna learn a whole lot
by just delving into a
flooded cave
it is possible
that we could gain
some knowledge
but i'm not sure
it's worth putting
a month long
kibosh on our plans
we can always return
on the airship
once we've sequestered it
i hate to say it
but if vix tricks
has passed
she's likely
already passed
yeah
nothing more to be done
about that i think
i don't know
she's a tough bitch
she's probably still
crawling out there
somewhere
i don't know
if she has gills
she probably got drowned
hope for her survival
but prepare yourself
for the worst
i mean
i mean i already
tried to poison her
we're not on the
best terms
that's fine
she's pretty
disagreeable
i don't really
blame you
regardless
now
baldrick's tone
shifts a bit
because he realizes
he's been bad
mouthing someone
like that
sorry vina
vina you like
most mean women
i do
i prefer a mean woman
well
in that case
i'll hope she's
still around then
oh
thanks baldrick
yeah
now then
uh
so
do we have
a means of
disguising ourselves
we do have
that hat of
disguise
with the loot
that's good
for one of us
and i think
it should probably
go to rahua
since he's
you know
got the least
changeable form
i agree with that
additionally
i'm going to shift
through my spell book
we could always
dig under
outset
i don't think
we have time
for that
isn't there like
a lot of creepy
stuff under
outset
yeah
i don't know
that could go
pretty quick
baldrick pulls
out the coring
charge
yet again
okay
we have been
under outset
before and it's
full of all sorts
of creatures
and gribblies
not anything
worse than
not anything
worse than
what we fought
so far
not yet
anyway
roshi
roshi
the sad dog
in the village
vena's sad
lesbian whining
in the background
roshi
why are you
in my room
when the door
should be closed
roshi
are you a sad
lesbian
what did you
peek at
oh my god
roshi needs to
take a
assured
abomination
right
at this point
um
from from the
outside
tashty comes
in
the uh
sort of stone
faced
um
plain touched
individual from
the same kaibu
as athon
who looks around
kind of
trying to be
like inconspicuous
but then
locking eyes
with all of you
and coming over
hello
oh
what's up
tashty
hi tashty
well
per our
last conversation
i think i've
found a way
to get you in
really
yeah
well
we'd have to
go through
the northeast
gate
of the city
so we'll have
to go around
but
i think
we could
put you
in
one of
the carts
for the
for the
great march
um
what do i know
about the
great march
give me a
society check
happily
the great
journey
well
that is a
can i
please
attempt a
society
on that
one
yeah
absolutely
okay
let's see
if
baldrick
knows
anything
at all
uh
a 10
will give
me a
so both
of you
live in
outset
so both
of you
have a
pretty
good
understanding
um
this
is
the
the
sort
of
pathway
that
leads
out
of
outset
um
from
the
the
northeast
east
gates
of the
city
that
is a
constant
stream
of
undead
that
haul
minerals
and stone
and other
things
that are
quarried
from the
great
sort of
uh
cliff faces
and and
underground
areas to
the east
of the
city
um
that
connects
to like
various
mines
that
dig
down
deep
into
the
earth
and
sepulchre
you would
know
that like
that was
sort of
the area
that the
last time
you heard
from
dita
nison
that's
where
she
was
going
out
um
back
in
season
the
start
of
season
three
um
but
essentially
to
maintain
outset's
constant
vertical
growth
they
maintain
um
a
like
exceptional
number
of menial
undead
and those
undead
just like
haul goods
back and
forth
so
you have
zombies
skeletons
other types
of creatures
that are
just
moving
carts
of
stone
and
some
lumbers
and
other
precious
gems
and
whatnot
that
they
harvest
and
that
is
just
a
constant
in and
out
of
the
city
well
wouldn't
be hard
to hide
amongst
all that
the undead
are not
terribly
discerning
with the
stuff that
gets loaded
on to
the cargo
once we're
loaded on
though
what happens
next
what's the
next step
well
i think
what we
can do
is get
you
somewhere
in the
rook's
pilaster
so
that's
where
that's
where
most
of the
goods
come out
and they're
sorted
i
know
someone
in the
city
who
has
offered
to help
they're
gonna
take a
shipment
for some
construction
in the
pond's
pilaster
now
nowadays
there's
tash
deposes
there's a
lot of
construction
requests
so they
are
moving
goods
in
more
than
more
than
ever
they've
doubled
the
number
of
undead
at this
point
that
they've
been
dispatching
care
to
elaborate
on what
they're
constructing
if you
know
it's
storage
i think
there's
some
talk
of
building
an
expansion
outside
the
city
walls
that's
not
what
i was
expecting
i figured
they'd
try to
make
the
same
usual
stupid
gaffe
of
building
logistics
and
trying
to
re-up
the
damn
ponds
palaster
but
that
doesn't
sound
right
well
if it's
what i
heard
when i
was
leaving
with
all
of
the
changes
they
think
they
can
move
the city
out
now
oh
wait
right
they could
probably
expand
now
baltric
seems
actually a
little bit
surprised he
hadn't
thought of
that
yeah
yes
which
that could
go a
lot of
different
ways
that's
probably
more a
problem
for the
architects
guild
more than
anything
else
but
it's a
problem
for all
of us
and it
will be a
problem
for outset
once we
finish our
mission
all those
people that
have navigated
to outside
of outset
are more
than likely
going to
face the
wrath of
these new
old
powers
but it's
right now
an opening
for us
yes
i only
regret that
i can't
seem to
spare enough
thought
to ruin
this operation
on our way
in
that we
should
prioritize
the airship
yeah
while we're
in
do we
think there'll
be a chance
to maintain
contact with
our fellows
inside of the
city
at this
juncture
i don't
know if
we'll be
able to
get in
touch with
anyone
probably
anyone who
is associated
with the
revolution at
this point
is probably
not keen
on continuing
without any
leadership from
you
it's been a
few months
they will
continue
they will
go underground
my handbook
covers this
they will go
underground
they will
find their
ways
i don't
expect that
they will
flourish
but discontent
cannot be
completely
eclipsed
their tyranny
will create
new revolutionaries
even if i
were gone
that is what
i must believe
be that as
it may
we can't
really consider
it a
an active
benefit right
now we
shouldn't go
expecting it
to be the
case
but if we
happen upon
it
that would
be nice
we'll try
to keep
our time
in the city
as short
as possible
undoubtedly
they'll be
expecting us
there
there's likely
some nasty
surprise waiting
for us
no doubt
they've forgotten
maybe over
there we can
kill that
sandal
moron
were it
so easy
oh
have to take
a detour
for that one
i don't think
it's worth it
how many
people does
it take
to run
an airship
depends on
the size
one back
home took
a crew
of around
over 50
how big
is the one
we're gonna
take
don't know
it's probably
not as big
as papa storm's
crown but
chances are
we will need
a crew
now we're
flying by the
seat of our
pants right
now so really
we should get
this information
and then form
a plan on
that
yeah
at the very
least we
should be able
to get it
out of
outset without
a crew
we can
probably pilot
it far enough
and then
figure out
everything else
once we're
gone
yes i agree
with that
perhaps it is
worth making
contact with
some revolutionaries
within the rook's
pilaster if only
to get some
boatswins and
other hands
on deck
but if we
need to we
can simply
pilot it here
to zablzaps
and take
volunteers
i'd say we
could probably
buy some of
them here
we're kind of
sitting on a
bit of a
treasure trove
last i counted
have we heard
anything from
duhakis or
cronch or
anyone else
have we received
any contact from
them i'm gonna
assume no but
they went back
to the city
shortly after
you've not heard
anything they
probably left
about a month
and a half ago
to go back
in
i'm gonna see
real quick if i
can actually make
contact with them
yeah i'm going
to um
because presumably
i would have
time to since
then to have
prepared new
spells gotten
spell slots back
you'd have to
spend a day
resting after
yeah okay
if you're spending
a day yeah
uh would you say
a day has passed
since we fought
the plapotodomus
um well you're
you're we're kind
of doing the
follow-up talk now
so if you're like
hey let's take a
day then you can
decide to do that
oh wait i don't
even need to
because i am
spell substitution
so i can take
10 minutes and
change out one of
my fifth level
ranks for the
spell i want to
cast
cool so in
that case i'm
going to cast
sending
and i'm going
to contact
duhakis
it's tanhauser
are you safe
you're gonna jump
scare her
we are coming
we will obtain
the airship
can you furnish
a crew
okay
there there is a
pause
yep
everything's going
fine here
no problems
whatsoever
don't know about
a crew
no problems
you know where
they are
well
she has
spell
she does
have i think
10 more words
if she wants
to tell us
you can't
yeah but you
can't addend
him a message
yeah
true true true
yeah like
it's it's not
like proper
it's like what
you said
there is a
response to
what you
said
to another
spell slot
and send
another
i'm out of
fifth levels
i'll have to
do it
tomorrow
yeah
in the
morning
like
i don't
know
where are
you
by the
way
lol
did i tell
her that we
were going to
the rook's
pilaster
i told her
we were going
after the
airship
she knows
where that
is
yeah
i'm going
after airship
you didn't
mention
okay
um
can i do a
sense motive
make sure
everything is
copacetic
well like
like in
on a person
or
yeah just
from just
from that
exchange
like were
things being
held back
did she
seem under
duress
do i sense
any kind
of deception
uh yeah
you can give
me you can
give me a
perception check
absolutely
okay cool
cool
that is a
16 on the
die for
you get the
impression that
it was
like it was
you know
not not
deceptive but
rushed
like
like you know
that person who
responds to
to a text
message like
yeah that's
cool okay
like they
were in the
middle of
something
this was
rushed
in the middle
of something
which you know
is pretty on
point for
duhakus
like this
is a
this this
this gargoyle
is typically
always in a
book
that's true
so i i don't
get the sense
that maybe she
was at a
ritzy high
class meeting
where it's
like
i'm betraying
them
oh i just
love selling
out revolutionaries
oh
i consider myself
a classical
liberal
okay good
that's good
enough for me
i've just
made contact
with duhakus
she's not
dead
but she did
seem distracted
if need be
i can make
contact with
her again
tomorrow
distracted
is uh
pretty common
for duhakus
so she's
probably not
dying
yes
one can
hope
right
but we
should get
a full
night's
rest
and make
ready to
become
intermixed
with this
shipment of
oars soon
yeah
right
and if that
doesn't work
or in your
paper bag
idea
we're going
to stick
with that
i'll get
other bags
just in
case
excellent
put that
at a
distant
second
all right
zabble
zap
yes
hello
pops out
from like
behind the
counter
when i first
met you
i thought
you were
a disreputable
cretin
i'm not
completely
unconvinced
of that
yet
but
you have
my sincere
and genuine
thanks for
hosting us
over this
month
yes
about the
payment
for that
zzz
yeah
what are we
looking at
zzz
i would like
my
looks it
over you
50 gold
pieces
zzz
that will be
arranged for
thweet
very good
zzz
i'll make sure
that our
good friend
zavble zap
has his
anti-betrayal
payment
excellent
good
very nice
slides of
gold dude
get yourself
something nice
get yourself
something
smelly
because flies
like that
stuff
i was thinking
of some
of that
paper
you know
the kind
that you
get stuck
to
a glue
trap
you want
to die
in a glue
trap
many such
cases
i won't
judge you
for your
strange
sexual
predilections
i'm gonna
get formulating
on a different
plan than
talking about
this right
now
yeah so
so you
could you
could scrub
a zavble zap
and get
things paid
off
are you
in any
danger
oh
no no no
the kaibu's
still fine
and i've
got tashdy
with me
and we'll
head back
we got here
no problem
luckily the
the rock
things they're
just staying
out at the
edges right
the fringes
of society
baltric's gonna
snap his fingers
as though he's
remembered
something suddenly
oh
right
i just
remembered
uh
zavble zap
quick question
yes
you still
haven't
opened
the
the sealed
container
have you
no
or
sorry
zavble zap
sorry
yeah not
aphan
aphan just
got here
zz
no
okay
looks behind
the desk
do not
open that
we'll be
back for it
and we'll
take it
off your
hands
it'll be
fine
just don't
open it
what happens
if i open
it
it'll destabilize
and you'll
die a very
very painful
death
okay
can i put it
in the
outhouse
you can move
the cart
holding it
just don't
if you can
do it
safely
do that
same goes
for all
you guys
don't open
that
we're holding
on to it
for now
we'll be
back with
the air
i should
have labor
to do
it
ms
understood
girl
oh no
that's your
cue
what oh
no not
the drunk
child again
the drunk
child dives
into the
swamp
she would
later die
of a cold
she would
later die
as a cold
it's the
worst use
of a narrative
declaration
so far
she's dead
she's the only
one with
a hero
point
she's the
only one
who would
make it
storyboard
now
i say
with the
life of
a child
no i
don't kill
the child
you know
she just
dives into
the swamp
and like
drifts
out to
sea
never to
be seen
again
she goes
to a
farm
out of
the
campaign
swamps
don't go
to the
ocean
they're
swamps
as far
as you
know
odo
this
swamp
has
a tide
the mangroves
have entered
the chat
the billabong
has entered
the chat
the mangrove
swamp has
entered
the chat
anyway
indentured
servant
girl
drunk
yeah
yeah
is that
what you
have to
go to
vina
to
not that
one
different
drunk
character
oh no
i don't
have enough
alcohol
irl for
this
vina
you really
need to
stop
drinking
i keep
confusing
you for
that little
drunk
girl
and she's
not
blue
or tall
damn
so
anyways
child
please
take
the
mysterious
device
to
the
outhouse
no one
is allowed
to use
anymore
since the
incident
okie dokie
is it gonna
eat me
the
outhouse
or the
device
yes
the device
won't
don't
open it
you won't
like what
happens if
you do
that's a
guarantee
okie dokie
thumbs up
i'm on a
journey of
sobriety now
so you can
call me
sober child
oh my god
how's that
going
poorly
goodbye
i take
note of
all of
her
a
tabs
i just
imagine
like the
simpsons
like
sober
child
returned
to her
whole
planet
was
like
died
on the
way
there
would
later
die
of a
cold
of course
yeah
sober
child
goes off
to a
farm
with
bremblo
and
uh
and uh
yeah
we're like
oh
i can
victor
all the
other
things
we don't
do
anymore
yeah
loved
but not
forgotten
or wait
wait
no
no
no
when we
get a
quiet
moment
assuming
that
we're
kind
of
getting
ready
for
rest
i'm
actually
going
to
approach
or
orange
or
or
or
peacefully
uh
tanhauser
approaches
or
or
or
or
and
command
grab
him
or
and
don't
scream
he's
close
all right
that's
better
listen
i've
been
thinking
about
your
current
condition
yeah
and
i've
realized
something
i know
why
you may
be
feeling
a
strange
connection
to
gorgamanga
yeah
oh
okay
well i guess
i figured i'd get
a question but
all right i'll just
keep talking then
i mean you would
see it was like
hey i know what it
is and then it's
like yeah is the
question like yeah
like you know
you are beginning
a path
it may be possible
to reverse it
i'm not sure
but your druidic
training is going
to the wayside
you are becoming
what us arcanists
refer to
as a summoner
are you telling
me i'm
looks at camera
finding my path
yes
i don't know
why
zoran do you have
any hero points
left
no
nothing
okay good
because
because you
definitely
wouldn't have
for that
thurston take
money from his
pockets now
you know what
no no no
knock me down
a pity point
i feel pity
for you
no you didn't
give one the
you don't get
the decision
that stays
no no no
he's not giving
us anything
he's just
removing a pity
point
no
people paid
for that
i'm not taking
what people
paid for
let this be
a lesson
to you
now orin
yeah
your druidic
training has
likely prepared
you
no doubt
you are strong
enough
will and
intellect
to be able
to withstand
this coming
process
but that
would mean
in many ways
gorgamonger
shall become
just as much
a part of
you
as
well
any other
of your
limbs
that's your
magic
i mean
ever since
i
you know
ever since
i tossed
myself in
the rib
of his
mouth
and
you know
and he
helped
bring
gorgamonger
back
i've
you know
at the
kind of
start
everything
kind of
seemed
normal
it was
like oh
okay
well gorgamonger
is back
but every
you know
day to
day
you have
to notice
i can't
i can't
do stuff
anymore
like i
i can't
shapeshift
mr
tannhauser
i used to
be able to
turn into
all sorts
of creatures
and try
to talk
to them
that way
and do
stuff with
the woods
and everything
but i
i can't
do it
anymore
but
but like
right now
i know
exactly where
gorgamonger
is like
currently
he's outside
of the
building
you know
patrolling
around
i think
he ate
like two
mice so
far
and i
know exactly
what he's
smelling
what he's
seeing
everything
before i
didn't feel
that
and i feel
like
majority of
the stuff
that i
did know
is now
just
changed
yes the
form of
your magic
has
asserted
itself
to be
interlinked
with
gorgamonger
he is
now
your
eidolon
you will
likely
lose
many other
aspects
of your
druidic
craft
but in
exchange
your
connection
with your
creature
companion
will grow
stronger
and stronger
still
you will
not be
losing
power
warren
you are
simply
embarking
upon
a different
path
well
it means
i got
my friend
back
so
i think
that's
alright
yes it
is
i'm glad
to hear
you say
that
if you
need any
help
upon this
road
i will be
more than
willing to
do all
research or
anything that
you might
need in
order to
better
acquaint
yourself
with tales
and exploits
of summoners
i admit
i myself
am not an
expert on
them but
i will
happily become
one in
order to
ascertain
your path
oh there's
there's one
thing i've
definitely not
really been
feeling well
ever since
the whole
thing i
uh
yeah the
orn kind
of like
sheepishly
kind of
like looks
looks around
and kind
of takes
out a
leaf and
um
the leaf
like has
like speckles
of blood
on it
i think it's
like never
so often
i've heard
usually when
i wake up
i just
cough this
out sometimes
i narrow
my eyes
on it
i take
the leaf
could this
be because
you eat
worms all
the time
no
worms are
good for
you
all right
i'll take
your word
for that
hmm
um
i don't know
if i'm the
right person
to look at
this
but uh
could i
potentially roll
arcana or
any other
skill to try
to perhaps
understand why
this is
happening
um this
this would
not be
an arcana
check
this um
this would
still be a
nature check
i believe
you might
want someone
more immersed
in the natural
world to give
you insight
perhaps
rahua
where is he
anyway
oh no
uh
oran kind
of blinks
for a second
uh
where is
rahua
grormunger
may see him
so we just
go he's
there
i'm here
but where is
here
where is
anywhere
oran
rahua
stands over
the landscape
800 feet
tall
his fist
comes crashing
into the
camp
i smash
everybody
this is not
exalted
second edition
stop
sneaker
stop
you know
i hit level
20 outside
of the game
and now
i said
to stop
freaking him
out
i know
he grows
from 500
feet back
to his
regular size
okay
i imagine
where he was
in like the
lobby of like
the tavern
area
yeah
he's just
he's milling
about just
like kind
of swirling
a glass
around
just
oran
points
to him
he's right
there
ah
rahua
i'm so glad
that you're not
800 feet tall
come over here
why would i be
800 feet tall
i don't even
have that thing
yet
disconcerting
oran here
has been coughing
up bloody
leaves
and i believe
it has something
to do with the
natural world
rather than
the mystical
one
that's not
good
he's not
supposed
to be
coughing
them
up
he's
supposed
to be
sticking
them
on
everybody
else
that's
what i
thought
but he
isn't
oh
okay
let me
take a look
at him
rahua
will get
up
the chair
groaning
under his
weight
finally returns
back to
its relatively
normal
shape
all right
mr oran
what seems
to be the
issue
i hear
you're
coughing
up
bloody
leaves
you know
those
aren't
even
in season
yet
we're
not
even
supposed
to get
a
changing
of
colors
for
at least
that's
even
stranger
i know
okay
let me
take a
crack at
your
insides
well
not quite
i'm not
going to
spray you
open
uh
let me
see
well i
can tell
you
with
certainty
you
definitely
have
internal
systems
uh
thurston
can i
make a
nature
check
why he's
coughing up
blood
yes
all right
i'm hitting
with a
sixteen
that's
uh
twenty
four
um
you're
able to
detect
something
there's
some
change
going
on
but the
specifics
of it
are
are
beyond
you
to
to
find
these
are
steeped
very
highly
in
druidic
and old
powers
related
um
events
now
thurston
i want
to try
this
again
because
i've
got
i just
so
happened
to have
something
in mind
could i
invoke
a complication
you can
potentially use
a pity
point here
absolutely
okay
i i would
like to
use a
pity
point
yeah
absolutely
all right
let me
roll that
one
put the
little dot
on there
we go
here we
go
you're a
point
it'll be
a 30
for the
nature
check
okay
okay
okay
okay
what's
the
complication
the
complication
from
mr
i'm sorry
from
numers
is slip
of the
tongue
you
accidentally
let slip
either a
secret you
didn't mean
to reveal
or insult
you didn't
mean to
be
insulting
whether
during a
conversation
you let
slip
something
the other
side
finds
insulting
or during
combat
pointing at
your own
team's
tactics
or weakness
and giving
the same
energy
it caught
sorry
it's
it blew
up
team's
weakness
you either
give the
enemy an
appropriate
bonus for
letting them
adjust their
tactics or
maybe you're
alone with
your team
and someone
from your
own team
gets a
tidbit they
could leverage
against you
later either
way your slip
of the tongue
either gives
others an
advantage against
you or makes
them angry
at you
okay okay
uh you
have enough
with this
to know
that
um
you you
have enough
with a 30
to recognize
that there
is some
sort of
strange
aging
element
to this
like
this is
the type
of thing
you'd see
in someone
far older
so there's
there's
something
strange
happening
here
you're
still not
able to
fully
deduce
what's
going on
but like
this type
of
of
sickness
would come
to someone
far older
and it's
certainly
not a
as far
as you
could tell
like a
medical
malady
well
orrin
based upon
what i'm
seeing
here
you're
experiencing
symptoms
how should
i put
this
we don't
normally see
these kind
of effects
aside from
somebody who
is greatly
older than
yourself
it would
appear
that being
exposed to
some kind
of greater
temporal
energies
has possibly
accelerated
your aging
you may
indeed be
older than
you are
whether that's
through your
odd
bargain with
gorgamonger
or being
exposed to
me or the
reality engine
or simply
being around
your friends
and any
number of
terrible
things
is forcing
you to
age faster
it seems
that being
friends with
people is
causing you
great detriment
it may
even be
shortening
your lifespan
isn't that
wacky
you say
my friends
are killing
me
well i'm
not saying
your friends
are killing
you no
i'm more
of being
around them
or any
sort of
temporal
displacements
as they
were
is indeed
killing you
but
but i love
my friends
rahul
puts his
wooden
hand
on
orange
shoulder
and
sometimes
love
hurts
even
more
so
your
friends
love
you
so
much
so
they
love
you
to
death
which
may
or may
not
be
happening
sooner
that's
where we're
ending the
episode
that line
right there
there we
go
good
episode
everybody
yippee
yay
we killed
the thing
got some
trauma
we gonna have
a plan
we're going
to outset
gonna gonna
contact the
revolution
our old
friends
try to get
a crew
together
take an
airship
and kick
some ass
but of course
the ones
are gonna
do this
are amazing
players
starting off
with
odoroshi
like tell
them who
you are
where they
can find
you
yes it
is me
odo
you can
find me
on blue
sky
at odo
bites
you can
find me
on the
discord
at odo
you can
find me
on tumblr
at
odoroshirider
and you
can find
me
um
um
i'm at
your front
door
please let
me in
i'm so
hungry
don't do
it
it's a
trick
speaking of
tricks
it's
hulky
crow
that's
me
i'm
hulky
crow
you can
find me
at twitch
the same
name
at hulky
crow
you can
find me
over on
blue sky
and the
forbidden
website
as well
as tumblr
pretty much
any other
socials
by the
same
name
they're
all
pretty
much
open
and of
course
we have
speaker d
hi i'm
speaker d
you can
find me
speaker d
at my
blue sky
speaker d
where i
speaker d
post as
speaker d
then we got
arandill
yep i'm
arandill you
can meet me
at twitter
or blue sky
or tumblr
under the
usual handles
but you'll
have to find
me i'll
see you
another time
then we
got
thurston
hillman
our game
master
hello hi
it's me
you can find
me at all
the things
that i'm
called gm
and i've
got to
run soon
because i
need to
go betty
buys
because i'm
driving for
14 hours
tomorrow
and of course
i have been
your host for
this evening
i've been
zon the wizard
playing on the
strict street
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me at
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dot com
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