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Wake up with Josh & Chantel every weekday from 6a-10a on Classy 97! Missed the show or want to revisit your favorite moments from the show, enjoy Wake Up Classy 97 - The Podcast!
Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, November 6th, 2026
Episode summary introduction:
Josh and Chantel kick off a glorious Friday by reminiscing about their years in Pocatello, squashing the long-running beef between Pocatello and Idaho Falls, retelling the story of their daughter’s arrival, complete with a noisy car ride and a very memorable elevator, the Corvette Club of Arizona’s Salute to Service car show benefiting veterans, the Minnesota Vikings’ revolving door at quarterback, a Whole30 and paleo comeback fueled by coconut curry soup, a two-soups-in-a-row dinner, a heated debate over black beans, red beans and kidney beans, new music from Alanis Morissette, Jack Harlow with Babyface, and Bryan Adams, slide whistles, kazoos and the question of what to call a harmonica player, there is no cold - only an absence of heat, daily water intake vs a 30 Diet Coke a day habit, Old Things You Own & If You Own Them - You’re Old”, gravy straws, a few uplifting quotes to start the weekend, and more!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: The old apartment
(3:50) - Attitudinally
(7:45) - Good News
(9:49) - Fast walkers
(13:42) - Vikings QBs
(20:19) - Whole 30
(26:43) - 2 soups for dinner
(34:23) - New music
(42:34) - Absence of heat
(46:14) - 30 Diet Cokes
(51:54) - Old things
(56:40) - Would You Rather
(1:00:58) - Nice things
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Full show transcript:
Uh a couple of days ago I had to go to Pocatello for an appointment, and every time I go to Pocatello, I have to reminisce. We used to live there.
We lived there for about 10 years. You did. I lived there for five, but yes.
I loved it. I really love Poco.
Pocatello's a great city.
And there's such a beef between Pocatello and Idaho Falls and Idaho Falls and Pocatello. Like if you live in Pocatello, you don't like Idaho Falls. If you live in Idaho Falls, you don't like Pocatello.
And I've never understood it.
I don't understand it either.
Because both cities have great things and
and different things, and the people are somewhat the same. I guess attitudinally, they are a bit different. Um, but it's it is um
it it they're both great towns, and there's room enough in East Idaho for both of them.
That's true. I agree. I let's squash this beef.
Pocatello, Idaho Falls. Let's squash it. Squash that beef. It's our new it's our new game show.
Because I do I have to stand up for Pocatella sometimes when
people in Idaho Falls are talking smack. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, have you lived there?
Because it's a good city. It's a really good city. It really is cool. Um, so I drove past our old apartment.
Well, we had two separate apartments that we lived in while we were there. And I drove past the one that Emory, our daughter, she was with me. She lived in only for two months.
She was born, we brought her home to that apartment, and I told her a story about how When I was having contractions and we got into the car to leave to go to the hospital. It was about three in the morning, and the window was rolled down, and I was making some pain
noises,
and you were embarrassed by the amount of noise that I was making.
You were
howling.
Oh. As we're driving down. I'm like, can you not?
Yeah, you were shushing me.
Oh. I'm like, hey, easy, killer. You're gonna wake the neighborhood.
Well, I'll have you know that when I told Emory this, she went, Are you kidding me? She goes, he had the nerve to say that you were making too much noise.
I'm like, yeah.
Yes, he did.
Yeah. Yeah. Like, shh.
Quiet. Did you know they at that apartment that we used to live in? There used to be a big line of those big trees.
Oh, yeah, they're all gone.
They cut them all down.
Yeah, I know.
They're all gone.
The horse pasture isn't there anymore either,
is it?
They they built more apartments there.
They did.
Yep.
How sad is that?
Did you actually pull into the parking
lot and go back into the where the townhouse was? Yes.
That's cool.
It is, it was cool.
Yeah.
I said we built a snowman there.
Right.
And she's seen those pictures, but she doesn't know that place at all. Mm-mm.
Oh, the woes of me.
You're shushing me.
And then you got into the elevator, and that's when your water broke.
That was a neat thing. Sure was.
To have happen. You go like somebody's gonna have to clean that up.
Sorry,
everybody.
I'm sure I'm not the only one to have made that.
Guarantee you're not. But we had to go. I didn't have time to help out or get a mop and like even assist. The next person that got in that elevator went, what happened here?
Oh. Quiet
down.
You're asleep. loud. Let's start today's show. Oh, glorious, glorious Friday morning. How you have arrived. Glorious. Yeah.
Hi.
Glorious. I don't, I don't know.
You're trying to sing Gloria.
No.
But then also
working it into glorious. No. Okay. You're thinking I'm trying to sing Gloria.
Yeah, it
sounds the same as but what you were saying was glorious. singing glorious
Mm-hmm.
Because it's Friday and I like Friday.
Yes.
And I like the weekend.
Yeah.
So
that's
all All positive things.
Uh what do you know today? What's uh what's new? What's happening?
Uh huh.
What do you know? I don't know much.
What do you know?
I don't know much.
Um okay I know that it's real frosty these days.
Yes.
And not attitudinally.
Ooh, that's a word I use.
I know it is. I think that's a word.
Attitudinally?
Yeah.
Let's spell it. Attitude.
Nelly.
Attitude. Nelly.
Attitude. I think you just made it up.
And a lee. Attitudinal. Yeah. It looks like you I spelled it wrong. It looks like you might have meant attitudinally, which means uh referring to a person's attitude or mental stance.
It's a real word.
All day.
Bet you spelled it wrong.
Yeah, because I didn't use two L's. Oh, I would have. You should have had me. Yeah, it is uh the adverb form of the adjective attitudinal.
Let's have a spelling contest.
No, that sounds awesome.
I think it sounds awesome.
You are very good at spelling.
Yes.
I am very good at hunting for words in boggle and word search. They are not the same skills.
You're also good at math. I'm not good at math. So that's that's what I have to say about that.
It's interesting because I think the word is a real word, but I think I'm misusing it.
Oh.
Because in their example sentence, they say, How much better might Murbery have fared attitudinally in the prose with the early fawning? That's a weird sentence. But how much would they have fared better attitudinally? You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It needs to give me a better sense.
Yeah, that sentence is terrible. Ask something. Ask Google to use it in a sentence. Or like Chat GPT or something. I know you don't like chat GPT.
The team was highly skilled, but attitudinally, they struggled to handle high pressure situations. Attitudinally. A good word.
The word for today is attitudinal. I think you use it correctly.
Okay. All right.
That's what I think.
Thank you for sharing.
Yeah, the word of the day. Ooh. That could be a new thing.
No. No.
Attitudinally. That feels like a real boring.
Yeah, that's right. And for today, our word of the day is dilly does.
Let's get one of those calendars where we just rip it off every day.
Oh boy.
Today's word is
that kiosk is probably already up in the mall.
Probably.
Well, good morning. Hope you're doing well attitudinally. Let's talk about Corvettes.
Oh, please.
Because this weekend, if you like Corvettes, Glendale, Arizona is the place to be. Uh, because uh this weekend they're bringing together uh the Corvette Club of Arizona to show off all their Corvettes and raise money from military veterans, which is cool. It's the 27th annual salute to service car show. They will have over 150 Corvettes from all different eras, including uh rare models like the all-wheel drive Corvette E-Ray. They'll have a 2017 in black rose, and they will also have a 70th anniversary C8 Corvette there, which these are all very, very cool.
None of that means anything to me.
If you saw pictures of them, you might be like, well, I've never seen a Corvette like that. They've got many of them. Uh what did I say? How many? Over 150.
150. Yeah, it's gonna be crazy. Uh sports cars fans will attend to see this, uh, you know, all these cars. They'll also be raising money for U.S. vets. It's a charity group that serves approximately 1,300 veterans by helping with housing and budgeting as well as providing counseling and str for stress and trauma management. Uh the event, uh, according to uh one club member named Kevin, he said we love Corvettes and we love supporting charities, and this event is a great way to bring the community together for a great cause. Oh, that's nice. Corvettes.
Yeah, over 150 of them. All in one spot in Glendale, Arizona. Anyway, if you want to see some of these cars, you should look them up. There's some really cool ones. Some guys that have put on uh like Lamborghini doors on their Corvettes and stuff like there's all kinds of stuff people do to those things. It's pretty cool. Anyway,
cool. If
you're looking for something to do, Glendale, Arizona this weekend, support the vets and check out some
check out some Corvette.
Vets. See?
I there it is the who's the fastest walker you know.
Oh man, I remember back in uh like eighth or ninth grade, I saw a uh a whole show about speed walkers. I don't remember what teacher showed it to us, but it was hilarious because speed walkers, the way their hips move, I mean, they are cooked.
Yeah, oh yeah.
They are
cooked.
And so I think he showed it because he thought it was funny. I don't remember.
It wasn't for educational purposes.
It had to have been. I just can't remember why. It might have even been in one of my science classes or something. It there was a reason we watched it.
Perhaps it might be because they say science
says
science.
Okay.
Says that speed walking is good for you. And if you're a fast walker, you could potentially live longer.
How about that?
I was gonna say my sister is the fastest walker I know.
Is she pretty quick?
You've seen her. She can speed walk. She can high step it.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. She had a race with her son. Remember?
Just walking.
Just walking.
Because he said that he was faster than her. Yeah.
And I said, I don't think.
Was this out on the country road?
Yes, it was.
This was a years ago. I'm trying to remember.
I have video.
Oh, do you?
She she high-stepped her way out of there. She won that race.
Did she?
She's quick, dude. She's fast.
I've worked with some fast walking people. And you can hear them like quickly clip clopping down the hall, and you go, like, uh oh, somebody's in trouble. I hope it's not coming to my office. And you go, okay. Clear. Made it through.
It's usually the fast walkers that wear the clickiest, clackiest of shoes.
And you go, uh oh.
Oh
no. As they get closer, and you're like, no, not for me. There's no time to escape. Yeah.
They're too fast.
I could hide under my desk, I guess.
We were just talking about something yesterday, you and I, I can't remember what brought it up, but I said I could I can tell who's coming down the hall based on their footsteps in my office.
Yeah. I think anytime you've been anywhere long enough, like I know like my feet make a sound different than other people's feet. Our production director, Jeff, his feet, he's so quiet. He moves like a whisper. I don't get it. I don't know why I'm so loud, and he's like, oh, I'm here. Like you're like, when did you get here?
He's quick, but he's also quiet.
That's dangerous combo. I don't know how to be quiet on these in these halls.
That's because you pop and lock.
What does that mean?
So cool? No, your body is popping.
Your bones I'm popping?
Yeah, your bones and joints are like always like creaking.
I'm not talking about my creaking bones.
What are you talking about?
The noise my feet make when they hit.
noise do your feet make?
My shoes make noise on the floor here.
I don't know what sound of noise your feet make. I'm gonna have to listen.
I hear it every time I walk and I go, man, I can hear myself walking down these halls. But then, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, other people move around different like some people are real quiet.
Are you a fast walker?
Pretty quick.
Not as quick as my sister.
I bet I could out there.
I bet you can't.
I don't know.
I bet you can't. She is fast, dude. She fast.
It's weird for someone who had asthma in gym class. Okay, so here's the deal. I was just uh doing some research on your favorite football team, the Minnesota Vikings.
Why were you doing some research?
Well, I wasn't looking into it.
The research found. You want to be a fan?
Uh uh.
You can be a fan. Well, I mean, you gotta you gotta earn it.
I don't know what that means. You didn't earn anything.
You became a fan out overnight.
You
didn't earn your fandom.
What does that even mean? Gatekeeping being a fan of a football team. You're crazy. So the uh the Minnesota Vikings uh have decided they're gonna start uh what's his name, Wentz?
Carson.
Yeah, Carson Wentz uh for uh quarterback for this weekend.
Uh-huh.
Uh which makes the 18th quarterback switch since 2023, uh, when Kirk Cousins uh had got his Achilles in injury.
Dude, it's not good news.
No, it's not. Uh and it's and they've had like a roster of quarterbacks. It Kirk Cousins, Zave Hall, Josh Dobbs, you know, Mulins in there, uh, Sam Darnold, JJ McCarthy, uh, obviously Kyler Murray. They've got lots of different quarterbacks, but the the number of times they switch between them, it's basically a new quarterback every three and a half games since Kirk Cousins got his Achilles injury in 2023. They play about three to four games, and they're like, let's change it up.
I feel like that's my fault.
You feel like that's your fault?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because I watched quarterback and a show on Netflix, and Kirk Cousins was highlighted on that show, and I went, I really like that guy. What team does he play for? That's gonna be my team. Right.
And then I started.
And then you earned it.
Yeah. And then I started watching football. And it was like three games in, and then Kirk tore his Achilles and had to be out. And I went. Well, you were the reason I was watching.
You were it was more than three games.
It was very shortly after I started watching
football and had that team as my And then he got uh moved over to the Falcons
and now he's in uh Las Vegas. Like it's a whole thing. So it might be my fault.
Quarterback I might have brought the quarterback
curse.
Ooh. Look at you.
How typical does like
how typical what?
Well
how often do other teams change quarterbacks?
Yes. Not very.
Not that many.
Not 15 within three years.
Two and a half seasons.
I'm kind of I'm nervous because we are we're doing great. Our record is so
good.
And Kyler Murray is doing so good. And Carson Wentz did great too for a little while, but then
that's why they change it up every three and a half games.
They're like, let's give this guy's arm a rest.
Throw in this guy.
Kyler Murray has a torn hamstring.
Yeah.
His little hammy.
Oh.
Oh my hammy.
When you say little, is that because he's short? He doesn't have as long a hammies as other people. I don't know. It's really interesting to watch your football team go through the having the best defense in the league and almost the worst offense.
Hey.
It's
almost the worst. Yes. They're in like there's 32 teams. They're like 30th or 31st
in offense.
We do not have one of the worst.
You don't have a consistent quarterback. It's a problem. It's a major problem for two and a half seasons. You change a quarterback every three and a half games. It's a problem.
I know, but we have so many good players. Correct.
We gotta figure this out. No kidding. Imagine what everyone would be saying about your team if you had a consistent strong quarterback.
Why don't we have a consistent strong quarterback?
Because Kirk Cousins tore his Achilles in 2023.
get him back.
And then you had Sam Darnold And then you went, nah, it's not that guy. And then he went to the Seahawks and won a Super Bowl.
I know.
I don't know what to tell you.
I understand that, but I also listen to me. Sam Darnold is not so great either right now.
Right now, but he's wearing a ring.
Big whoop.
Kirk is not.
Oh, Kirky. Kirk, you deserve a ring.
You're the nicest boy in football. Are we gonna get him a ring? He's in Las Vegas with the Raiders and Ashton Genty from Boise State. He's gotta get a ring.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Bring him back to the Vikings. Come back to Minnesota. Wouldn't that be something? That'd be something. He and Jefferson, when Kirk was on, he and Jefferson knocked it out of the park.
I know.
Then he tore his Achilles. I know.
And they had to do something. You can't. Kirk's out.
Football is stressful. Yep.
You doing okay.
I'm fine.
Who you play in this week? I
don't know.
Yeah, that's about how it goes.
What do you mean?
You are this is what kind of fan you are. You're like, nah, it might be our bye week. I don't know.
Well, what am I saying?
No, it's not because Am I supposed to keep track? Of the Of
who we play
week. Earn it. Earn being a fan.
I've earned it. Oh, I knew actually that we were playing. We're playing the Bills.
Oh, yeah, I did know about that.
I knew that too.
Because I went, ooh. Yeah, Josh Allen.
Yeah. It's
gonna be you got a good defense against Josh Allen. That's the good news. He is king of the tush push right now. And he's also uh he's he's an agile dude. He can throw, he can hand it off, and he does
not he does not step down from running at himself. I know he is the second nice boy in football.
And you're playing against him.
Tush push is such a stupid play. Come come up with a real play, not just
push each other.
It's so stupid. Get a real play.
Such as I don't know.
I don't know any of the plays.
But I know that that one is a dumb one. You're just not a fan of that one.
Let's just Push it. Let's just all push it.
And then you get a first down, and then you're good.
It's so dumb. I hate that.
hate that. It's effective.
Nobody likes to watch it. Get a different play. Our daughter, it was recommended that she do a whole 30.
Now, years ago, what, 2017? Uh tw late 2016, something like that.
2017, yeah.
You and I uh decided that we were gonna do uh sort of a paleo and whole 30 combo um and try to uh to be more responsible with our food choices and all that stuff, and we were pretty good at it.
It was a lot of just like eating clean stuff,
eating a lot of produce, eating a lot of clean meats, right? As opposed to dirty meat.
Well, there is a lot of sometimes a
lot of chemicals in the meat that we eat. Yeah. Uh and so yeah, it's really um it wasn't super difficult. The hardest part, I think, was purging the house of all the stuff that was sugary and sweet. There was a lot of sugar control in there. Um, but boy, were we healthy and we uh we lost weight,
like things were things were going well. And then what happened? Well,
that was
nine years ago. I know I still try to remember, like, well, how did we fall off the wagon?
So what happened is we went to a week long camp and we weren't in control of the food at that camp, and so we for a week ate whatever was on the menu that didn't fit into our thing, and we quickly landslid right back into uh normal convenience of food.
Yeah,
I think because it does take effort. You have to you have to prepare and you have to buy the right supplies, and you have to
and
weird and we've done we've still kept a few things,
right? Good food is expensive, it
is more pricey to buy the better food for sure. Yeah, but we I think we've still kept a few of those habits around, but um, but anyway, nonetheless, uh, she's been recommended to do a whole 30 thing just for overall food intake health, because when you're in high school, when you're in uh you know, college, like your food decisions are not the best.
My favorite part uh is when the doctor asked her, what do you typically eat?
And she said we got the report back, like oh
yeah, wrote a report, and it said that she um she eats McDonald's for lunch, but
if she can't do McDonald's, then here it is. Lunch typically includes school meals, fast food letters and McDonald's or items from a nearby gas station. Right. And
I went,
Yeah, that's that's high school. That's exactly what high school is. Um, and so it was recommended that she try to do something different, uh, and eat healthier foods or whatever. I guess her friends the other day went to McDonald's and she was like, I can't have this.
Aw.
Which
is a bummer, but also then she's like,
but can I have not this delicious dinner that you've
prepared because I would like to have
something not
that I made something
last night that was in the whole 30 compliant category, and she was like, No, I'm not gonna eat that.
Can we go get panda express? And I went, Right.
Well, that's yeah. I I passed up McDonald's today. Can I now have panda? Right. It's gonna be a challenge. It is, but it
but I was kind of
excited because I a lot of the big reason that we stopped doing that
better eating was because our kids didn't like it.
Right.
Now we have one kid out of the house, and she is being recommended to eat better. So I'm like, great.
This can work great.
Let's do this. Yeah.
She was like, I hated that food.
No, you didn't.
No you No, you didn't.
It was fine.
Right.
The food was great. And we looked, we looked great.
Oh, yeah.
We did.
Okay. So that's uh likely what's going on in our house now. Is uh we're gonna get back on the uh hybrid paleo whole 30 thing.
Maybe. I
mean,
I'm not mad about it. The food's good.
I mean, we're we're eating like the the meal you made last night was amazing.
It was like uh it was a coconut curry soup.
Yeah, it was so good.
It had zucchini
and carrots, and
it was really, really good.
Yeah, very good.
What I will say is a lot of people think that curry is the smell,
but it's not like if you walk into somewhere and you're like, oh, it smells like curry. No, it's that garam masala. That's what it smells like
because I opened that packet and I went.
There it is. Yeah.
And then your whole house smells like
it. Which
I'm not sad about because I really do like the smell of that.
Right.
But it's it's not curry, what you think.
It's not. It's not the curry. Not the curry that'll get you. It's a garama sala. Yeah.
That was good soup.
Yeah. Uh you did not bring that for lunch. I saw you brought the tomato soup, which was also homemade and delicious.
Yeah.
Yeah. Is
that okay?
I don't do what you want.
Well, I didn't know if you wanted to bring the tomato soup for lunch.
I'm good.
Okay. I
have I'm all good. Thank you, though. You opened the fridge last night and you went, you didn't take your soup. And I was like, yeah.
And I went, snatched.
Yeah, so then you brought it today. So good for you.
The problem is if we do the if we go on this whole 30 paleo thing.
Yeah.
Eat lunch is a big kicker for you.
Lunch is so hard for me because like everybody's like, let's just go grab something. Let's go get a taco. And I'm like, yes, let's do that. That sounds awesome. Who wants a burger? I'm like, I'm in. It's Sandwich day. Let's go get one. Yes, sir.
So I'm just gonna have to learn to be better. But that was the other thing that we that we did at the same time was because we didn't want to um we didn't want to like it exclude ourselves from social
gatherings or you know, family birthdays or holidays or any of that stuff.
We said just keep in mind, do the best you can with what's available. So if you if you go out to eat, maybe don't get the big burger, maybe get the salad. I like a burger. It's all about moderation, too. You can have the burger, just not every day.
Yeah. Right? Right.
Okay.
Sure.
Let's do it again. Sounds fun.
You
like
you like soup, but you don't consider soup a meal.
It has to be a hearty soup in order to be a meal. Last night's soup was a meal. The night before would have been a great lunch. We had two soups for dinner.
Two soups in a row. Yeah, I know.
I know. That's what I'm going to talk about. It's like your favorite thing in the whole wide world.
So excited. And you even looked at the recipes and you were like, two soups. I went, yeah, two soups. In a row.
Yeah.
Two soups in a row.
You could have broken it up with not soup.
No.
Yeah, you could have.
No, it's soup season, baby.
Because we got three meals and two of those meals were soup.
The third meal is still in the fridge. You could have separated soups. No, we used all of them.
I thought there was one still in there.
No. Well, we made it.
But we could have put it between two soups.
No, I didn't, though.
I know. Last night's soup was a meal. It was full of uh meat and vegetables, and uh it was good hearty soup.
Do you not think the tomato soup was a tomato soup isn't a meal?
Tomato soup, even with the grilled cheese. That's a lunch. It's a good lunch.
Did you feel like unsatisfied after? Like you were still hungry afterwards.
I wasn't still hungry. I just yearned for something different.
Stop it. What? Stop it.
That's the that's all. Just the the like the the brothy soups, the clear soups, the the tomato soups, the ones that don't have like a substantial amount of ingredient that makes up like a hearty soup or a stew. Those are those are lunch soups.
They're side dishes to a meal. Guess what? I have a black bean soup coming.
I'm not looking forward to that. I
am I'm
not looking forward to that.
Why?
I'm not as big a fan of black beans as you.
Well, I actually can I haven't edited that one, so I I can edit that one.
I told you,
you gotta get you gotta get our daughter in on the stuff. She's gotta buy in on the on the meals. Why? Or
else she's gonna go, no, I'm not hungry. And then she won't eat for a whole day, which is the opposite of what she needs to be doing.
Okay, timeout. I don't have oh, yes, I do have that was next week.
This coming week, I have uh the
black bean soup is and I haven't edited that one yet. But this week
coming,
broccoli cheddar soup. Is that a meal?
It's a lunch soup.
It's got a mixed green salad with garlicky crouton.
That is lunch. A salad and broccoli cheese soup is lunch. That is a lunch.
Well, sorry.
I don't think you are. I like broccoli cheddar soup. It's good.
Okay.
If it had like chicken in it, then I'd be like, yeah, now it's a meal.
I didn't add chicken.
No kidding.
But you could. I mean, we can still. I disagree with you. I think chicken's gonna make it taste gross.
Right. It's because you don't like meat.
I don't. It's so bad. Right.
That's why you're like excited for a black bean soup. I can smell it from here. I don't care for it. Like, like, even they're like, like, if there's a place that's like you want rice and beans on the side, not like a Mexican restaurant where you're getting re-fried beans like normal side of beans and rice. When they're like, uh, like, oh, I'm gonna have two uh shredded pork tacos, and they're like, you want rice and beans on the side, and they're like, yeah, yeah, I'll have the rice, and they're like, which bean do you want? And I have to look at it and I go, well, I don't want those re-fried beans because nobody's picking those, and they look like they've been sitting there a minute. I'm not gonna get pinto beans because that's just unsquished refried beans. So I go, yeah, I'll have the black beans. Because of the beans, they're the better choice.
But that's about the extent of it. When you're like, we're making a nacho bar, and you're like, let's get the black beans out. I'm like, I don't want those on my nachos.
Why?
Because they're just gonna roll around and they don't taste that great. I'm not a big fan.
I like I didn't know this about you.
Yeah, like we go to uh to the fast food taco place, and you swap out the meat for black beans. That's horrendous. I know you like it.
It's good,
it's good for you. I would I would never do it. Give me the taco meat. I don't want black beans.
Yeah, I like black beans. No,
I know that's
that's why I picked the black bean soup.
Clearly.
Yeah, I you've made your opinion known.
So I will change that. In the land of beans, I'd prefer not. And I know they're great protein and they have their place. They're legumes, they do their thing. I just am not a fan of black beans, that's all.
What's your favorite type of bean? Human.
Human bean. Good one.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Kidney.
No, that's that's a good chili bean. I but I wouldn't eat it by itself. Would you ever eat kidney beans by themselves? Would you ever roll them around on your nachos?
Yeah.
Why? You know what my favorite bean is? Red beans and rice. I love red beans and rice.
So what's is that
I miss Popeyes. Is
that a kidney bean?
No, it's a red bean. Kitty
beans are red? kidney beans and rice. Yeah, I know. I'm out there.
They're of the red bean family, but it's not kidney beans and red beans and rice. That Louisiana style red beans and rice, so good.
What's the red bean?
In red beans and rice.
Yeah. It's
red beans. Similar to black beans.
I did not know that you hated black
beans so much. black beans. I just don't like them. Well, clearly. I don't know. There's just red beans and rice is so much better.
That's it. It's a red kidney bean.
No.
Yes, it is.
It's just red beans.
No. Pinto beans. What
about them?
Are sometimes stewed and substituted when red kidney beans aren't on hand. So guess what? Your red beans and rice is a kidney bean. You just said you don't like kidney beans. You don't even know what you're talking about. You don't know anything about beans.
Popeyes uses small red beans, specifically small red beans, not large red kidney beans. Specifically red beans. I looked it up. Don't tell me about it. I know what beans are. I know my bean variety. I've been down that aisle in the grocery store. I've seen all those bags of different colored beans.
But what about a black-eyed pea?
That's not a bean.
It is a bean.
No.
It's in the bean aisle.
It's in a can. Yeah.
What?
Oh man.
What?
Good guitar solo.
Really good. You're doing some sick air guitar.
Right there at the end of that thing.
I like to do
my favorite thing to do is just air guitar random instruments. Yeah.
So
earlier we were air guitar- No, I've seen it.
Shakira the Shira was on and we had that that awesome pan flute coming out of the end. And as a matter of fact, there is uh there's a recurring bit
on the show where you desire a pan flute, and it's because of that song. And you're like, I still don't have a pan flute. And you still don't.
I know. Maybe for Christmas this year, I'll get a pan flute. Wouldn't that be dope?
No.
Yeah. I'll just carry it around and then if people are like, I'll just whip it out and be like, oh, is anybody in need of a pan flute solo?
The answer will always be no.
That's more of a kazoo.
It was a kazoo because it's the noise I can make. Do a pan flute.
You were asked, hold on. You were asked the other day if you played any instruments, and you said. You said yeah, at the kazoo.
Slide whistle.
Slide whistle.
Tiny bit of harmonica. Always wanted to really be proficient at guitar. I took guitar lessons in high school, but I never really stuck with it. You gotta practice. Like that's the thing. If you want to be good at something, you gotta devote some time to it. And I just can't.
You say somebody asked if you were musically talented, and you said I always wanted to be. I play a few chords on the guitar.
I drum a little bit. I'm pretty good with spoons, the kazoo, and the slide whistle. Yeah, don't be scared. I also have a jaw harp, if you want to hear that one.
That's true.
Power. It's pretty awesome. The part about the jaw harp that I don't like is sometimes if you if you hit the little thing in the wrong angle, it clicks back and hit you in the teeth.
You gotta be careful.
Yeah, I don't like that.
It's dangerous.
Wow, wow, I wow.
I am amazed.
I I mean
amazed by you every day.
You should be. The slide whistle's a good one. It's a really fun instrument.
It makes fun noise.
No, it makes many. I mean, it makes a whistle noise, a boo. And then when you slide the thing, it goes boop, like that. That's the fun of it.
That is the fun of it.
I want to carry it around. And if somebody falls down, I want to go bow rude that would be. How embarrassing.
Depending on what you're doing.
You just fall down. Like a random person.
I would die. I would laugh so hard if somebody did that to me. I would lose it.
It's like having like a trombone where you go womp, womp, womp, woman. Like you could. You can't carry around a whole trombone. That's ridiculous. But I could carry a slide whistle in my pocket. It's not very big.
You could. Just waiting for the next person.
And then when they and then when they stand back up, you go. Like, look at that.
I Oh, I want somebody to do that the next time I fall. That would make it so much better.
Would it?
I would laugh. I would laugh and laugh and laugh. I wouldn't be able to get back up. I'd be laughing so hard on the
ground.
Oh, funny. Uh what I meant to come on here to talk about.
Do you want? Go ahead.
Is new music.
And I wonder if any of these artists have a slide whistle on their new album. Nope. Nobody does. Who's got new music?
Dude, Alanis Morset is coming out with a holiday album.
Really?
I'm stoked about it.
How did I not hear about that?
I don't know.
Let me see if I have any access.
I'm so excited for this. I love Alanis Marset. Her guests on this album are Brandy Carlyle, who is
amazing.
Steve Martin and Martin Short.
Cool.
I know. Then get this.
I'm getting it.
Jack Harlow has new music coming out, a new album.
Okay.
He has a guest on his album. Okay.
Babyface. Oh.
When's the last time you heard about Babyface?
1996.
I know. I'm pretty excited about that. And then this is the craziest one. Brian Adams. He's got a new album.
Okay.
It's his 17th album. Brian Adams.
The Canadian.
Local Canadian. Brian Adams. Local Canadian. What does that mean? That's pretty exciting. I'm excited for Brian Adams.
Yeah, I'm trying to see. What is the I you know what I don't like?
What?
Haywalls.
Oh, yeah.
Just let me read the article.
Yeah. I don't like that either.
Um, okay, let's see. Bump it up and I'm trying to find out what what's going on here. Uh do you know the name of the
album? Yeah.
Yeah, that's interesting. It's an interesting name for an album.
I'll let anyone who's curious, you can look that up.
Uh I'm I'm not getting like a lot of information, but she does have um some standards in there, Silent Night, Merry Christmas.
Um, You know, she has a residency in Vegas. I kind of want to go.
She really Yeah, I want to go. Interesting.
Should we go? Do you want to go? wanna go.
Uh I'd I'd go.
Maybe I'll that's what I'll ask for for Christmas.
Tickets to the uh Alanis Morrisette residency in Vegas.
Yeah. I
bet they're expensive.
I bet so too. But oh, wouldn't that be so dope? Do you want to go? Let's go.
Calm yourself down.
She's also doing a couple of tours, but nowhere near us. Tempi, Arizona.
Yeah.
Want to go to Tempi?
Well, we can fly direct to Mesa and get there pretty easy.
You wanna go?
Whatever you want to do, man.
Raise your hand if you want to come see Alanis Morris that would be.
All right, there you go.
Ah, I want to go so bad.
Do you?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Her first album?
I just want to go to hear the harmonica solos. That's what I'm in it for. As indicated by my love for harmonica and slide whistle and kazoo. I think she does a great harmonica.
She does solo. Our son hates it. She's a killer harmonica.
He says he says that that song did not need a harmonica solo. Okay.
If you play the guitar, you're a guitarist.
Yeah. If
you play the piano, you're a pianist.
Okay.
If you play the harmonica, are you a harmonicanist? A harmonican? Har what is it? Look it up.
A person that plays the harmonica is a harpist.
A harpist.
Yeah, because it's a mouth harp.
So then what do they call a harp player? A harpist also.
Well, that's confusing.
And that's confusing.
Okay. Uh the harmonica's also used a lot in blues. So a blues harper is also what you would call a blue harper.
A blues harper? A blues
harper.
Not a blues harpist.
No. Not there's no harpist. Harper. You are a harpist if you play a harp or a harmonica. If you are playing the blues on your harmonica, you're a blues harper.
Huh.
Yeah.
Look it. What about if you played the slide whistle? You're a slightest.
You are amazing. I was down the hall when we were supposed to talk, and then I came back in the room and you were like, we didn't talk. And I went, okay, well, let's talk now then. So let's talk.
What do you want to talk about?
Whatever you want to talk about.
I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
Let's talk about what you want to talk about. You want to talk about cold?
Yeah, I do because I read this thing that said you can never gain cold. You can only have an absence of heat.
That's right.
And it made this person think that maybe hatred doesn't exist, and maybe there's only an absence of love.
Oh,
that is deep. But I I think the heat and cold thing is interesting because you're right, though.
Everything is cold until you add heat. You can't add cold.
Right. There's just when it's cold, it's just because there's an absence of heat.
Yeah.
At night, it's cold because there is no sun.
To heat the yeah.
How about that?
Isn't that interesting?
I thought so. That's why I wanted to tell you.
So now when you go, ooh, I'm cold. I'm gonna say no, you're absent of heat. Oh, okay.
And you're gonna hate that about the fifth time I say it. You're gonna go, don't say it again. I'm gonna hate that about the second time. You think it's gonna take you five times of saying that that I'm gonna say?
Yeah, because but it'll take me a few times, you won't hear it. And then the fifth time you're gonna go, stop saying that. I'm not absent of heat, I'm cold. And I'm gonna go, mm-mm. There is no cold. There's only absence of heat.
And I'm gonna say, oh, shut it.
So that's interesting though, because uh you I mean, you think about that, like even the human body, right? Regulates a heat of 98 whatever degrees, but then a non-living body doesn't stay warm. It has an absence of heat.
True.
Isn't that something?
Isn't it something?
Hmm You can add heat, but you can't add
cold. I mean,
you can make things cold by taking away heat. You put it something in the freezer, you have to remove heat.
Okay, but what if remove heat.
What if you've got a drink and you add ice cubes? That's adding cold. Right, but what happens over time?
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
It reaches a baseline temperature. Because everything's going to reach an ambient temperature, and that ambient temperature is sort of the baseline.
What?
Everything will return to room temperature. Okay.
Yeah.
If you put ice into a bucket of water, it will be cold until it reaches ambient temperature and the ice thaws out.
Then that's an absence of cold.
No. Not
an absence of heat.
All right. So there is no hate, there is only love, but then people add hate into the world of love, is what you're trying to say. Is what the person said?
That's what, yeah.
Yeah.
There's no absolutely
so deep.
I know. We get we get we get profound on the show.
Isn't it, isn't it? Y'all. Profound, y'all. Well, thank you for that. Now I have something new to ponder and think about. So thanks.
There is no cold. There is only absence of heat. Okay. I was reading something, and this woman was saying that she was having her 30th diet coke of the day.
Excuse me.
And her doctor reached out and said, hey, hey, maybe that's too many diet cokes.
You should probably. I mean, I think one a day is too many.
Like, maybe let's ease it back and try to drink something else. Like water.
Try water.
Have you tried water? And then a lot of people were saying, well, I drink like soda a lot during the day. I size. Oh, yeah. This guy was like, I drink like five diet pepsies per day. This one was like, I drink about three energy drinks a day. And I go, that's too too much stuff. What do you think you drink the most of per day?
Water.
Me too. How much water do you get?
I try to drink at work, I try to drink 32 ounces. Is that right?
I don't know.
I don't have my mug in here. Yeah, I think it's 32.
30 diet cokes a day. How many come in a case?
Well, depends on the size of the case. You get in a 12-pack or a 24-pack, but you're drinking a lot. And it's not cheap. Like it, I mean, soda used to be pretty cheap.
Right. No, not anymore. Unless, like sometimes the store will have a sale
where you can buy three, get three free. Get a sale. Get a sale going. I don't know.
That seemed excessive to me. Yeah.
I'm drinking 32 ounces of water. So at work, uh, and sometimes I'll fill that more than once. Um, I've I've really been digging on these electrolyte packets that I found.
And I really like those. Yeah.
And uh, and that's really helping me drink more water. Plus, I'm getting my electrolytes, which is good. So I do like that a lot. Um, but drinking 32 ounces of water a day is generally considered too low for the average adult. It should be closer to 64.
So I should be drinking.
I should be drinking two of my water bottles at work during the day. And I and I sometimes
can get like one and a half, and then I'll go home and I'll finish it, you know, later or whatever. I drink, okay. Mine has about 16 ounces.
Okay.
Because eight ounces is a cup, right?
Yeah, you'd have to
drink four of those to
get 64.
Yeah. I drink about I drink about three of these a day. So eight.
You're under.
I know. I know I am, but I try really hard. It is so much water to drink.
Do you know how much water? Yes.
It's so much.
It's two liters.
I know. It's so much water.
It's actually not that much. It seems like a lot, but it's it really isn't. Like a two-liter of water through a day.
Yeah.
Is not that much water. Like when I go backpacking, I'm drinking a lot more water than that. I'm not again I'm working out and I'm and I'm walking and I'm carrying heavy weight on my back, but like I'll drink four liters a day because I'm sweating it out and whatever as I'm walking.
Right.
Plus, you got to use water for your food and everything else.
So there's lots of water intake. You're not drinking 30 diet cokes a day.
No way.
That is a good thing.
I mean, I I would like to try to limit myself to one either zero sugar or diet soda a week. That would be an okay treat for me. I don't I don't want to do more than that.
We how much are those like you know, those like the gas station will sell those big jugs.
Yeah.
And people can fill those up.
Depends on how much.
Are they still making those? Those big insulated mugs. How much are those?
How many of those did your dad have?
Um so many. So many.
They're they're probably 32 to 64 ounces, depending on the on the size of them. But like what are the the big
And my dad drank a lot of coffee. Coffee was something he drank a lot of. Like he would probably drink two crafts of coffee a day.
Yeah, they they're like 64 ounces. They're big.
Dude, that's so much.
That is a lot.
How much is a carafe of coffee?
A carafe. It depends on the size of the carafe.
Because my dad used to drink a lot of crazy.
But the caraf also isn't necessarily broken down by ounces or liters or whatever. It's broken down by quote unquote cups.
Well, a
cup is eight ounces. No, I know, but it isn't 12 cups in the craft that makes 10 or 12 cups of coffee.
I see.
Those aren't. Those aren't eight ounce cups.
Uh-huh.
Interesting. They could be six. I don't know what they are.
But he would say, Well, I'm getting my water, because it's just mostly water.
No. No, it's mostly sugar.
No, he didn't have. No, no, no. He for his coffee.
What did he put in it?
Nothing. He drank it black.
Oh, well, that's just water motor.
That's what I think. That's how he said that. That's hot water over a bean. It's a bean hot bean.
It's hot bean water.
Ooh, do you like a c we talked about beans earlier?
Yeah.
Do you like a coffee bee?
Sure. But I don't like. I do not like the little chocolate covered ones that people chew on.
Maybe. No. Mm-mm.
Negative.
I do.
I I do not. So there's that.
Okay. We're gonna play a little game.
Do I need a pen and paper?
No. No.
Oh man.
Okay. Well, I mean, you can. Go ahead. Get a pen and paper.
That's a fine.
No, get one.
Because you have to keep you have to keep score. All right.
Go ahead. Get your sharpened pencil.
Okay.
Get your shaped pencil.
Oh, I don't need this anymore. Okay.
I'm
ready to go.
We're gonna talk about things that you old things that you own. And if you own some of them, then you're old. Okay, right.
Old things that you own, and if you own them, you're old. Got it. You're just gonna list off things, and if I own it, I make a little mark.
Yes.
All right, I get it.
A shoe horn.
No.
A weekly pill organizer.
No.
I do.
Okay.
Count one for me.
Oh, I have to keep your score too.
Yeah, I can't do everything.
All right, you got one. Do you have a shoehorn?
No.
Not yet. A magnifying glass. No.
A paper checkbook.
Uh no.
We haven't had one of those for a long time.
I used to carry one just in case I wanted to bounce a check.
An answering machine.
No.
A paper wall calendar.
Yes.
You do.
I got a new one.
Well, I have one at work. You have a new one?
I have a new one hung in my fly fishing uh corner. It's from Trout Unlimited. It's got pictures of fish in it.
Cool.
It's the coolest. So I do have that.
Well, I have one at work.
Well count it. You got two.
A manual ice cube tray. Yes, you do.
Fine. Look, here it doesn't matter. I don't need to explain myself. Go ahead.
A letter opener.
No.
Does a finger count?
No.
Because I have a letter opener at work. I never use it because it's easier to just use my finger to slice through the envelopes. I go.
What kind of finger you got?
Oh man.
Oh
man.
Okay. A
Roll of Decks.
No.
A paper roadmap or atlas.
Yes.
A hot water bottle. No.
But kind of wish you had one, don't you?
Kind of. Sometimes.
Like that would be awesome.
It would be kind of nice. A manual can opener. Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah, I got one of those too. Okay. What's your score?
Four.
What's my score?
Three.
Your old.
What? No, I am not.
Oh man. I didn't know I married an old man.
Uh yes, you did. You could tell by my sweater collection. That's
true. My hobbies.
My candy preferences.
Yeah, you are.
You are a little bit of an old
old man.
That's right.
My sweater preferences.
Yeah. My sweater collection of many colors.
Yeah. It's not a bad thing. It's not, it's not a bad thing to be old.
Oh, I hope not.
Wise. You're why.
Oh, look at me. Beyond my ears, they might say.
They might.
You don't believe it. You don't think they would say I'm wise beyond my ears?
Who's they?
All of them.
I don't think anyone would say that. Have you ever been told you're an old soul?
No.
I've heard that phrase before, and it I always have wanted to be called that, but I
don't think I I considered that. I
don't know. It sounds like a nice thing that people say about other people. Oh, she's an old soul.
Yeah, like a leather shoe that's been worn down. An old soul.
I don't think it's that, but I sometimes go, oh, that sounds like a nice thing to be called. I wish somebody would say that I'm an old soul, but they don't.
I made a really good shoe joke last night, and it took you a little while to hear it. You said, have you received the notification on your phone that the washer is done? Because that's a thing that I have.
Yeah.
And I said no. And you said, well, it should be done soon. And we were washing a couple of pairs of shoes. And I said, it should be done. And you left the room, you checked on it, you took them out, and you came back and then realized I said should be done.
Yeah, because I thought at first you were just mimicking mocking that I had said something incorrectly.
Nope. I was making a shoe joke saying that the washer should be done. Because there were shoes in it, see. It's a good it's an old soul joke. Would you rather this or that?
Would you rather drink gravy through a straw or eat pudding with a fork?
Putting with a fork. I will make my fork work
to feed me pudding. Okay,
okay no, no,
you can't change it. You haven't answered yourself yet. Well, I'm gonna go with pudding. But would you
rather
drink brown gravy through a straw or country gravy through a straw?
I said pudding.
I understand.
This is I already picked the pudding and the fork.
This is a side quest.
I don't want to participate.
This is a gravy side quest.
I'm on a main mission.
Okay. Would you rather eat pudding with a fork or pudding with your fingers?
Fork.
Just one finger. Fork.
What?
Putting with a fork or putting with a knife.
Fork.
Putting with your finger or putting with a knife. Fork!
I already picked.
I don't want a side quest. I don't like to have any fun. There is no whimsy in my life.
Wow. I'm already eating pudding with a fork. That's pretty whimsical.
It's not whimsical at all. Just one. Just one more. Just for fun's sake. Brown gravy or country gravy through a straw.
No.
You just want.
You pick.
I'm gonna pick country gravy because brown gravy, ooh. Country gravy.
Why brown gravy ooh?
Because I don't like brown gravy. I like country gravy.
Why brown gravy oo?
I just said I don't like it.
It's delicious on lots of things. Mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing, brown gravy. Delicious. I guess that's uh that's a turkey gravy, not a brown gravy. I think a brown gravy is like a beef gravy.
I think they're probably the same.
They're not. Would
you
brown gravy's more of like an a jus color? Like it's dark brown. Okay.
So on your on your levels of gravy, what's your favorite? We rated we rated beans earlier. Let's rate gravy.
We didn't rate anything. I just told you that I like small red beans, and you went, that's a kidney bean. That was the whole conversation.
And you said I don't like black beans. Those are the bottoms of my bean list.
No.
Yes, you didn't.
No pinto is down there. I don't want just boiled pinto beans.
Poor pinto.
I mean, that's what they make refried beans out of. I like re-fried beans, but I don't want just a pile of hot pintos. No, thank you. Pork and those are good beans. You didn't ask me about pork
and if we we don't we don't um name our episodes, our podcast episodes or our show episodes. This one would be the bean episode.
The one about beans.
Yeah.
Pork and gross.
Rate your gravy.
I don't really want to rate gravies. Yeah. Why do you make me do weird things? Rate the gravies. I don't have all the gravies in front of me. I can't try them all and then categorize them and rate them.
You didn't even you didn't even say anything about uh fava beans
or navy beans or soy beans. We
didn't even get to any of we didn't even get to any of the beans. There's so many beans that we could still talk about. Garbanzo beans. Like a chickpea.
You're Bubba Gumpin right now. Do you know that? Do you know you are Bubba Gump right now? Garbanzo beans. Black beans. Garbanzo beans and chickpea. No kidding.
Okay, I'm gonna end the show with some nice quotes.
Some nice thoughts. So this is a way to uh wrap up the week and wrap up the show for today.
Yeah.
On nice notes.
Nice notes. Okay, go ahead. So there was a little girl who said, I hope there's an animal somewhere that nobody has ever seen, and I hope nobody ever sees it.
Wow.
I love that.
That's very interesting.
Because sometimes
things get ruined when people see them. Correct.
Uh, let's see what else.
This was a little girl who said that.
Yeah, little girl. And I don't know who said this, but your boobs mean nothing to me. I've seen what you cheer for.
Your booze mean nothing to me because I've seen what you cheer for. Wow.
I know it, right?
Yeah.
AI accidentally made me believe in the concept of a human soul by showing me what art looks like without it.
Wow.
These are good, right? Yeah.
It told you. I told you they're so good.
Uh let's see. Where's another one?
It takes as long as it takes. Is that in there?
No. Here's one that's good though. Magic isn't real, except that plants grow out of the ground for free. Yeah. Everywhere.
That's magic.
That is magic.
Yeah. Except some of them are weeds.
That's okay, because sometimes weeds can be pretty too.
Yeah, but those thistles that
I gotta deal with in the garden. I'm not a big fan of. I know.
I do need to plant my uh I got some seeds I gotta plant this afternoon.
You do?
Yes.
What do you have to plant?
My uh my poppy seeds have to go in.
It looks like the ground will be thawed by
the time you get it was pretty frozen this morning. It was frosty, but it wasn't frozen or anything.
But it was frozen. I took the dog out. It was pretty frozen. Believe you me. It was pretty frozen.
Believe you, me.
But there's a little mud patch,
and I
know I have to step around it, but today I could walk right over the top of it
because it was frozen.
So Also,
I need to remind you. We gotta solve it before the snow.
Correct.
We have a we have uh the tie out thing.
Yeah, no.
I'm aware.
And I have to walk into the middle of the yard,
but I'm not gonna do that in the snow. I understand. Here's the issue.
What?
Herein lies the issue. If we move her closer to the house, she's gonna get in the flower bed.
I understand.
And I'm not a fan of that.
I'm not a fan of that either, but I also am not a fan of walking into the snowy
yard.
So let's come up with a solution. And by we I mean you.
Right.
So
I thought we were ending on nice things.
We were, and then you ruined it.
What did I do?
Talking about planting flowers.
Yeah, because you said nice things grow out of the ground for free.
Everywhere.
Right. I got free seeds I need to plant. And then you were like, speaking of cold weather.
You're right.
That became my fault.
I did ruin it. So sorry.
Do you have one more nice thing?
We can end on a nice thing. No, because I got rid of it. I swiped it away.
All
right. Well,
hope you have a nice Friday and a nice weekend. Uh enjoy it. It should be, I don't know. Sunny today, it looks like.
I know, it looks gonna be good.
Yeah. Have a great day. We'll see you back here on Monday.
Goodbye.
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