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A faith-forward podcast for people who love Jesus but also love being honest about how weird and wonderful life can be. Hosts Kerrye and Jill tell stories about the Bible, talk about their faith, and dig into what it looks like to follow God through the ordinary chaos of everyday, imperfect life. Real conversations. Real stories. No pretending to have it all together. Pull up a chair, turn the page, and let's go.
Welcome to Chapter and Verse, where people
tell real stories about faith, failure,
redemption, and those "Lord, I'm gonna
need you to explain this one" moments.
Some stories are inspiring, some
are messy, some are miraculous,
and some probably should have
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But through every chapter of
every story, God has a plan.
And he's never been
afraid of a little chaos.
We're Jill.
And Kerrye.
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Back to our That's In The Bible series
It's spooky and weird and gross.
Yes.
So we have some more stories for you.
Um, I'll pause that.
Okay.
So today we're gonna be talking
about two different stories.
Um, let's start ⦠Ooh, I'm losing
my little ⦠We're not gonna
cut this out, 'cause you know.
No, 'cause we don't cut anything out.
No, this is ⦠Let me just
tell you what's happening here.
My earring is digging into my
neck 'cause of these headphones.
'Cause of these headphones.
Okay, so today my story I chose to
share, like ⦠And I better, like,
get this, um, disconnected, 'cause
then if I get a phone call, it's gonna
come straight through these- Oh, man
this microphone.
Okay, so my story today is in Acts.
I'm gonna pull it up.
Acts 19- Yep ⦠verses
11 through 20, I believe.
And- Yeah ⦠we're talking about Paul.
Um, and let me just read this part.
"God did powerful things through Paul,
things quite out of the ordinary.
The word got around and people started
taking pieces of clothing, handkerchiefs,
and scarves, and the like, that had
touched Paul's skin, and then, and
then touched sick people with them.
The touch did it.
They were healed and whole," which
we know had nothing to do with Paul.
Right.
It was the anointing and
the Holy Spirit in him.
Right.
Um, some Jewish exorcists who ha-
happened to be in t- the town at the
time tried their hand at what they
assumed to be Paul's, quote, "game".
Yeah, I love this.
"And they pronounced the name of
the Master Jesus over victims of
evil spirits saying, 'I command
you by the Jesus preached by Paul.'
The seven sons of a certain
Sceva," or it's pronounced Sceva.
I don't know.
I, uh, you're talking to the wrong
girl about how to pronounce it.
A Jewish high priest- ⦠were
trying to do this on a man when
the evil spirit talked back.
And I've heard this verse so many times.
So many times.
"I know Jesus and I've heard
of Paul, but who are you?"
That's not how I hear that.
No.
Me neither.
I mean, like, this is chilling,
a chilling sentence, I think.
I, I do think it's a chilling sentence,
but I ⦠Like, there's this whole
aspect of like- I know, I know Jesus.
Like, think of the difference
there, like, I know Jesus.
Not like I've, I know of Jesus.
Nope.
Mm-hmm.
I know Jesus.
I've heard of Paul.
Yeah.
So there's talk amongst the demons.
Yeah.
There's talks amongst the whole
thing of this Paul character.
And the last part is like, but almost
to me, it's like dismissive- Yeah
and like- Who are you?
⦠who are you?
Yeah.
Like, who are you pretending
you think you are?
Exactly.
You know?
And it says then the possessed man went
berserk, jumped at the exorcists, beat
them up, and tore off their clothes.
Naked and bloody, they got
away as best as they could.
So here's, and, you know, they, they
go on and talk about it, but we'll stop
here because he- Paul's in Ephesus, and
Acts describes extraordinary miracles
that Paul's doing in Jesus' name because,
you know, p- people, sick people being
healed, deliverance from spirits, and
among them are seven sons of a Jewish
chief priest named Sceva or Sceva.
I don't know how you say it.
I don't either.
And they attempt to invoke, um, Jesus.
Well, honestly, I don't
even think they did.
So because they didn't
leave the power with Jesus.
They said, "Master Jesus"- Well,
they're trying to- ⦠preached by Paul.
They're trying to- So they put
the authority in Paul ⦠they're
trying to, like, go on Paul's
relationship with Jesus.
Correct.
They don't have one.
Exactly.
They're trying to borrow his relationship
with Jesus, which you can't do.
Nope.
And yes, demons are scary if you areâ¦
They shouldn't be scary if you have Jesus
in your, your heart and, you know- Right
⦠the authority that Jesus gives you.
But they're not- But they don't have that
they're not nothing to
be messed around with.
No.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're not nothing.
They're, they're spirits.
But if you have Jesus in you, you
have, you have the ability to conquer.
Greater is he who is in you.
Yeah.
So they're borrowing, borrowing
somebody else's relationship with
Jesus and trying to talk about it.
'Cause they ain't got Jesus.
No, they don't have it.
So, and I do think the,
there's just thatâ¦
Can you not imagine how scared they were
when the spirit started talking to them?
Yeah.
And is like, "No."
And then just beats them to a pulp.
I just feel like, oh, this
might get hairy, but Mm-hmm.
I just feel like it almost speaks
to how their, um, experience with
their faith was performative.
Yeah.
Like, they thought they could just
say, "Okay, Paul knows this Jesus
character and is able to do this
stuff, and we've heard about it.
So if, if we invoke this guy-
Yeah ⦠we're performing
the same way that Paul is."
And you're not, 'cause it's, what
Paul was doing was not performative.
It was No, he wasn't getting paid
to do this Exa- well, it- Like
not just that, but he wasn't
doing it to cause a spectacle.
He was doing it for deliverance.
Yeah.
Yep.
So I think that's, that is a, like a, kind
of a strange and weird story, and reminds
us if we, if we are not walking in Christ-
Yep ⦠we don't have this authority,
and we shouldn't try to pretend like we
have this authority because it could get
Well- You could, it could be fatal to you
we don't have the authority.
No, we don't.
Jesus has the authority.
That's what I mean- Yeah ⦠is
like we don't need to practice
any kind of authority given to us
by Jesus if we don't have that.
Right.
And I mean, there's v- you know, I don't
want to dwell on, you know, give Satan
a lot of credit and power and stuff,
but he and his fallen angels are real.
Yep.
And no, they are not, they are not a
match, not even the, you know, you can't
even really call them the opposite-
No ⦠of God, 'cause they aren't.
No.
But because they don't have enough
power in the evil to compare to-
Right ⦠Jesus' good, you know?
You know what I kind of think of?
Um, this, we might cut this 'cause
I don't know whether this will, eh.
But it's, in my head, I almost view
them as like toddlers, and Jesus is
the parent, and the toddlers run amok.
Yeah.
And, and we're all also adults walking
around, like we're maybe teenagers.
Mm-hmm.
And we have authority over
them through the parent.
Like the parent has given us
charge over these toddlers, but we
just let them do what they want.
Yeah.
We don't exercise the authority
that God has given us.
Yes.
And so they just- Take the power away from
them ⦠they just destroy all the things.
Yes.
That's ex- that's a good, uh, that's
a good little word picture there.
But, um, I like, I like, uh, I just like
this story because it just is a reminder
where our authority comes from, and if
you don't have it, don't try to play
with it because you're gonna get beat up.
But Jesus, you need to have a
relationship with Jesus, but I like that.
Jill, I'm gonna pass it to you.
All right.
What's another ⦠Is
this in the Bible story?
Um, the next one is also gonna be in Acts.
It is going to be Acts chapter 12.
Let me get, let me get over there.
Okay.
Um, Acts chapter 12, verses 20 and 23.
So this, I, I still am
just like, "Wait, what?"
Um, this is the death of Herod.
This is not Herod the Great.
That was Jesus', like Herod that ordered
the babies dead when Jesus was born.
That's not this Herod.
Um, and this is not the Herod, um,
there's, there's another Herod.
This is like the ⦠This
is a different Herod.
Hold on.
Let me pause here, so this one, I'm back.
You back.
We're back.
Um, so there's Herod the Great,
which was the Herod from Jesus's
birth, and there's Herod Antipas,
Anti- Antipas from Jesus's ministry.
Like, so that was the Herod
when Jesus was around.
Agrippa I was Herod the Great's grandson
and ruled Judea from AD 41 to 44.
And what's interesting to me is
there is a, um There's an ancient
non-Christian historian named
Josephus that- Josephus ⦠Josephus.
Mm-hmm.
If you wanna be country about it.
Josephus.
Um, and he describes this same event.
So like, again, people wanna discredit
the Bible, but when you start
looking at, like, the ancient texts
and the ancient lore, all of the
stuff in the Bible is corroborated.
It's legit.
Anyway, so Acts 12 talks about this.
Um, but just backstory is, is earlier
in the chapter, um, Herod has had
James, the brother of John, executed.
Um, and when he finds out that
this pleases some of the people,
he arrests Peter as well, intending
to execute him over the Passover.
Peter escapes prison through angelic
in- intervention at this point, okay?
So, we go over to Acts 12, um,
chapter, Acts chapter 12, verse 20.
So it says, "But things went
from bad to worse for Herod.
Now people from Tyre," Ty- Tyre?
Tyra?
Tyre?
How do you say that, Tyre?
I would say Tyre.
Tyre?
T-Y-R-E.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'd just say Tyre.
All right, we'll call it Tyre.
"Now people from Tyre and Sidon put
him on the war path, but they got
Blastus, King Herod's right-hand man."
How would you like to have a
right-hand man named Blastus?
Blastus.
Anyway, um, they got Blastus to put him
in, to put in a good word for them and got
a delegation together to iron things out.
Because they were dependent on Judah
for food supplies, they couldn't
afford to let this go on for too long.
And on the day set for their
meeting, Herod, robed in pomposityâ¦
What is pomposity?
Like, pompousness.
Like, he was so- Yeah ⦠pompous,
he was robed in pomposity.
I love it.
Took his place on the throne and
regaled them with a lot of hot air.
Basically, he just got on there and
just started pontificating all of the
things that didn't actually say anything.
Like, let's, let's just say all the words-
that sound really good and mean nothing.
It says, "The people played their part
to the hilt and shouted flatteries.
'The voice of God, the voice of God.'"
Like, talking about Herod,
which- Mm-hmm ⦠whoa, y'all.
Yeah.
Like, we don't do this.
Nope.
And it says, verse 23,
"That was the last straw."
Mm-hmm.
"God had had enough of Herod's arrogance
and sent an angel to strike him down.
Herod had given God no
credit for anything.
Down he went.
Rotten to the core, a maggoty
old man if there ever was one.
He died."
Mm-hmm.
He wasâ¦
The angel struck this man with worms on
the inside and they ate him until he died.
That's awful.
I wonder how long it took.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, how many?
How many maggots?
Ugh.
That is disgusting.
But here's the thing.
What's interesting is maggots only
eat dead flesh, like rotten things.
They don't, like you can use
maggots in medicine, like if you
have like a super necrotic thing.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they do this.
It's gross, but they d- even today,
like modern medicine, they sometimes
will utilize maggot therapy, where
if you've got a super necrotic
thing, they will put maggots on it.
Mm.
They will eat away all the infection
and they'll just stop eating when
the infection's gone because they
have no interest in healthy tissue.
Yeah.
So this man was eaten away from the inside
by maggots, and that means all of inside
of him was infected and rotten and gross.
And then he just died.
And then he died.
Blegh.
Blegh.
Blegh.
I ca- I can't.
No.
It's so grody.
Yeah.
Did y'all- Why is that in the Bible?
Why is it?
Ugh.
But listen, it's in there.
The Bible is just like so diverse.
It says in verse 24, "Meanwhile,
the ministry of God's word
grew by leaps and bounds."
Sorry about it, Herod.
So that was mine.
Okay, I feel like we ha-
should do one more, um, story.
And this one we kind of agreed
on, uh, doing this one together.
Listen, it's so wackadoodle.
Yeah, kinda creepy.
So this is found in Judges 4.
I'll read some and you can read some.
We're both in The Message, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're both reading The Message.
"The people of Israel kept
right on doing evil and God
said," well, surprise, surprise.
Right.
"With Ehud dead, God sold
them off to Ja- Jabin, king of
Canaan, who ruled from Hazor.
Sisera, who lived in Harosheth hag-
hagittaim-" Yeah, I don't know.
We're just gonna go with it.
"⦠was the commander of his army.
The people of Israel cried out to God
because he cruelly oppressed them with
his 900 iron chariots for 20 years."
Goodness.
"Deborah was a prophet,
the wife of Lappidoth.
She was a judge over Israel at that time.
She held court under Deborah's
palm between Ramah and Bethel
in the hills of Ephraim.
The people of Israel went to
hear her in matters of justice."
S- I'll read a couple more
and then you can read.
Okay.
"She sent for Barak, son of Abinoam,
from Kedesh in Naphtali and said
to him, 'It has become clear that
God, the God of Israel'" which I
thought was kind of interesting that
she had to say the God of Israel.
Yeah.
But they're so wicked right now.
Yeah.
"'Commands you, go to Mount
Tabor and prepare for battle.
Take 10 companies of soldiers
from Naphtali and Zebulun.
I'll take care of getting Sisera, the
leader of Jabin's army, to the Kishon
River with all of his chariots and troops,
and I'll make sure you win the battle.'
Go ahead, Jill."
"Barak said, 'If you go with me, I'll go.
But if you don't go with me, I won't go.'"
He's so brave.
I mean, why you gotta have
a girl hold your hand, man?
Like, I thought you were,
like, a commander of armies.
"She said, 'Of course I'll go with you.
But understand that with an
attitude like that, there will
be no glory in it for you.
God will use a woman's hand
to take care of Sisera.
But- It's like, it's not gonna be Deborah
Well, I mean, she didn't say that.
Oh.
She just said God's gonna- But weâ¦
Yeah ⦠we know she
didn't, she didn't do it.
Which I think is interesting.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Deborah got ready and
went with Barak to Kedesh.
Barak called Zebulun, Zebulun,
and Naphtali together at Kedesh.
10 companies of men followed
him, and Deborah was with him.
It happened that Heber the Kenite had
parted company with the other Kenites,
the descend- the descendants of Hobabâ¦
Hobab?
It's okay.
Hobab?
However.
I don't know.
However, Moses' in-law.
He was now living at
Zananim, Zan- Zaananim.
Iâ¦
This is, there's so many
letters that are all the same.
Zaananim.
Zaananim.
Z-A-A-N-A-N-A-N-I-M.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
It's like Mississippi.
Is it ever gonna stop?
M-I-S-S-S-S-S-S.
Anyway, sorry.
Anyway, Zaananim,
however, Oak near Kedesh.
They told Sisera that Barak, son of
Abinoam, had gone up to Mount Tabor.
Sisera immediately called up all his
chariots to the Kishon River, 900 iron
chariots, along with all his troops who
were with him at Harosheth Haggoyim.
That one was easier.
Yeah.
Deborah said to Barak, "Charge.
This very day God has given
you victory over Sisera.
Isn't God marching before you?"
Like, why's Deborah
gotta tell him to charge?
Go, dude.
Right?
Barak charged down the slopes of Mount
Tabor, his 10 companies following him.
God routed Sisera, all those chariots,
all those troops, before Barak.
Sisera jumped out of his chariot and ran.
Barak chased the chariots and troops all
the way to Haroseth Haggoyim, Haggoyim.
Sisera's entire fighting force was killed.
Not one man was left.
So I found it interesting that he leaves.
He just takes off.
Yeah, he runs away.
He's, he's a chicken.
He's like- I can't, I can't remember Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's be like, "Run away."
Yeah.
So meanwhile, Sisera, running for his
life, headed for the tent of Jael.
She's the wife of Heber the Kenite.
Jabin, king of Hazor, and Heber
the Kenite were, Kenite, were good,
on good terms with one another.
So Jael stepped out to meet
Sisera and said, "Come in, sir.
Stay here with me.
Don't be afraid."
Which- Don't be afraid ⦠kinda gives
you a creepy feeling right there.
I mean- Don't be afraid ⦠we should
have started the music again right there.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, it just-- When somebody
tells you, "Don't be afraid," if
they're not an angel, like you should
probably have an eyebrow go up.
You need to go, you need to be afraid.
Yeah.
So he went with her into her tent,
and she covered him with a blanket.
Maybe he was in shock or something.
I don't know.
Well, I'm sure he was,
you know, exhausted.
He said to her, "Please, a little water.
I'm thirsty."
She opened a bottle of milk.
She don't give him water.
Gave him a drink, and
then covered him up again.
And then he said, "Stand at the tent flap.
If anyone comes by and asks
you, 'Is there anyone here?'
tell him, 'No, not a soul.'"
Which I find kinda creepy, too,
because it's kind of a predicting once
you're dead, you don't have a soul.
Yep.
So then while he was fast asleep from
exhaustion, Jael, wife of Heber, took
a tent peg and hammer, tiptoed toward
him, and drove the tent peg through
his temple all the way to the ground.
That's harsh.
And he convulsed and died.
I mean- It wasn't enough to just stab it
into his head Or his heart or anything.
She- I mean, well, I mean, I get
why you would go with likeâ¦
I mean, to get the heart you'd have
to be, you'd have to go through- Yeah,
that's true ⦠his sternum and like, meh.
Like, the temple is a, a weak
place to kill somebody, for sure.
Yeah.
But it's just all the way to the ground.
Like- I mean, this girl was, obviously she
lived in a tent- Mm-hmm ⦠and so that
means they probably moved around a lot.
Yeah.
And she was experienced in- She clearly
was experienced in driving a tent-
Peg ⦠like driving a tent peg, yeah.
Yeah.
Stake.
That's so- But like-
so creepy ⦠'cause all I'm thinking
is was that in one blow or did
she have to do a couple of swings?
'Cause if it was a couple of swings,
like girl, he's clearly dead.
Like, did you have to go
all the way to the ground?
I don't know but that is just-
Like she planted his body there.
Yeah.
Okay, so we're in- Mm
22.
You wanna finish- Sure ⦠this out?
"Barak arrived in pursuit of Sisera.
Jael went out to greet him.
She said, 'Come, I'll show you
the man you're looking for.'"
Like- Come here and look what I did.
Hey, are you looking for this crazy
dude who came in and look atâ¦
Let me show you.
"He went with her and there he
was, Sisera, stretched out dead
with a tent peg through his temple.
On that day God subdued Jabin king of
Canaan before the people of Israel.
The people of Israel pressed harder
and harder on Jabin king of Canaan
until there was nothing left of him."
So- I got a question ⦠Deborah's
prophecy came true- Yeah ⦠that
a woman- Mm-hmm ⦠you know,
delivered them and it wasn't her.
It wasn't her.
What's your question?
It says he convulsed and died.
Barak arrived in pursuit of Sisera.
Like how long was this?
How long was Jael just
chilling with this body?
I don't think long because I feel like he
fell asleep pretty quickly 'cause it said,
you know, he's exhausted- Yeah ⦠or
whatever, so I don't, I don't think long.
But then she killed him, but I mean then,
like- I don't think it was a long time.
Yeah.
I feel like it was pretty, pretty quick.
Of course, we don't know.
We don't know.
I'm just saying like this was her house.
Like she- It is ⦠killed
him in her house.
Yeah, but- I mean, I guess true, she
could just pick her house up and go.
Creepy.
But boy- So it doesn't stop there.
So like the whole Judges 5 is
the, called the Song of Deborah.
Mm-hmm.
And it's basically a poetic
retelling of the victory.
Yeah.
So, um, it praises Jael of course,
and then it talks about Sisera's
mother, which I find really creepy.
Yeah.
Um, you wanna read that part?
I'm not sure what verse that is.
Where is she?
But- Let me see if I can get it.
Um, 'cause I think, mm, still,
is 24 still the, um, song?
I mean, the whole Judges 5 is the song.
It's, it's down towards the bottom.
Okay.
Sisera's mother waited at the window, a
weary and anxious, anxious- 24 ⦠watch.
So it's, no, it's 28.
Oh, okay.
Sisera's mother waited at the
window, a weary, anxious watch.
What's keeping his chariot?
What delays his chariot's rumble?
The wisest of her- This
really kind of makes me sad.
Yeah.
The wisest of her ladies in waiting
answers with calm, reassuring words.
"Don't you think they're busy at
plunder, dividing up the loot?
A girl, maybe two girls for each man, and
for Sisera, a bright silk shirt, a prize
fancy silk shirt, and a colorful scarf.
Make it two scarves to grace
the neck of the plunderer.
Thus may all God's enemies perish while
his lovers be like the unclouded sun."
The land was quiet for 40 years.
It's just ends creepily, I feel like.
Like his chariots couldn't save him,
running away couldn't save him- Mm-hmm
⦠a tent couldn't save him, and then he
falls to some person that doesn't even-
Some random woman ⦠doesn't even look
like a threat and- Nope, and she- ⦠he
dies ⦠she tricked him hardcore.
It doesn't sound like she had
any kind of reservations either.
Mm-mm.
She was just like, "Sure, come on in."
Almost like, "I've been waiting for you.
I've been told what to do."
And if there's a tent there, like
there's probably several tents there.
Mm-hmm.
He picked the wrong one.
Or he picked the right one.
I mean, he picked the wrong- He picked-
For him, he picked the wrong one
for him, the wrong one, yeah.
But yeah, that's justâ¦
I, I've heard of that story and then I
remember this story specifically in my
aunt had this gigantic Bible that had
the middle section of a bunch of pictures
like drawings and yeah- And it had a
picture of the tent ⦠it, well, it had
a picture of him sleeping and she was like
holding it over his temple with a- Oh,
like she was getting ready to kill him?
Yes.
And like, I remember just staring at that.
Of course, I didn't go read the story
at that point, but I was just staring
at that like, "What is going on?"
Why?
What is going on here?
I, there are so- Didn't find out
till later what it was, but- There
are so many like moments like that
in the Bible where I'm just likeâ¦
As a kid, I remember vaguely hearing
little things about, you know, whatever.
It, it reminds me of like Jezebel.
Mm-hmm.
Like, you know Jezebel's bad,
but you don't really realize
like, whoa, what happened with
Jezebel was- Yes ⦠you know?
Yeah.
Wait until you're an adult and
then you're like, "Wait, what?"
Which we could talk about next time.
Oh, yeah, we could.
Yeah.
Um, but I remember thinking when
I was looking at the picture,
she's the, she's the bad person.
Yeah.
I thought she- Well, 'cause you
think- Yeah ⦠anybody in the
Bible that's- 'Cause the guy
didn't- ⦠killing somebody- Yeah,
and the guy in the picture- He's
asleep ⦠did not look threatening.
He was asleep.
Yeah.
He's asleep, so you're murdering somebody.
It's different.
Yes.
Battle is different.
Yeah.
This is murder.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, that's a, a kind of a
creepy story, kinda haunting that, you
know, it ends with a, like a poetic
retelling and it talks about Sisera's
mother, which I think is very haunting.
Yeah.
And it makes me feel bad as a mom.
Yeah.
But she was probably evil too, so.
I mean- But it's kinda sad.
It is.
I mean, it's always sad for the
mom- Yeah ⦠who doesn't have
their kid come home to them.
Yeah.
We gotta end on a funny note, so.
Okay, so what have we
learned from this story?
There's three things that I have learned.
Don't- I mean- Number one,
don't mess with Deborah or any
Debbies or anything like that.
Debs, they know what they're
doing and they're hardcore.
And, um, if someone ever comes to
you and says, "Here, I'll hide you.
Here's some warm milk and a
blanket," uh, keep running.
And number three, if someone ever tells
you that the Bible is boring, I just
want you to slide over Judges and be
like, "Read that and get back to me."
Like, 'cause it's not boring.
I mean, it's, it's not.
No.
All these stories that we've, like, talked
about so far, and there's so many more.
There are so many more.
So many.
What did you learn, Jill?
I learned that Sisera thought he had
found a bed and breakfast, but what
he found was a bed and a burial.
I mean, I, uh he knocked- He
got, he got a little bit of nap
before he ended his, uh, life.
I mean, he asked for milk,
which should've been hisâ¦
Or he asked for water.
Should've been his first clue when she
showed up with milk, because you don't
substitute dairy- Nope ⦠unless you are,
unless you have some kind of an agenda.
Something happened in here.
Like, why?
That's just like, "Oh,
no, here's some milk."
How do you know he likes-- How do
you know he's not lactose intolerant?
I'm saying maybe she was hoping he was.
That just end in a bathroom m- mess.
I mean- ⦠it still ended in a mess.
I mean, it ended with her
physically attaching- True.
True ⦠him to the stinking property.
True.
Ugh.
Anyway, I justâ¦
Yeah.
That's, that's what I learned,
like he was defeated by Home Depot.
Like Home Depot and a girl who has,
has done enough craft projects that she
knew exactly how many swings- She knew
it was gonna take.
Have you done this before, Jael?
Exactly.
What you doing, girl?
Exactly.
All right.
All right, so moral of the story: if
you ever are running away or trying
to hide and someone offers you a
blanket and warm milk, ." Mm-hmm.
Don't go to sleep
I mean, yeah.
That just kinda speaks for itself, right?
This has been scary stories, weirdo
things that you find in the Bible.
Don't stop reading, it gets better.
Ugh, so, so much better.
You never know what you're gonna get