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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
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It's okay. Let let me let me get all composed here. And I'm so nervous. The noon hour of madness and mayhem podcast. Oh, it's spelled the other way.
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It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's. I am Peaches. I am Victor Wilt. I don't know what you wanna talk about. I don't know either, Peaches.
I already did, you know, tons of content on the morning show. So, you bring something up, I'll tell you if I already talked about it. Should we talk about Drake? Loser Drake, did we talk about that yesterday? Drake suing Spotify and, what was it, UMG?
Is he suing Spotify? I thought it was just UMG, and, he's kinda getting Iheartmedia into the mess. So Drake, you know, what's his name? Kendrick Lamar made this diss track about him that I mean, it was one of the most viral songs of the year. Did Drake initiate Kendrick to do this?
Because I feel like no rapper just puts out a diss track for no reason at all. I would assume they had some kind of problems before that. I'm I'm not too versed in the hip hop drama world, the beef world, only the meat and cheese beef world, but, I would assume there had to be something from the past. So, anyway, rappers have put out diss tracks for decades. I mean, look at NWA Ice Cube when he was going against the rest of the group for succumbing to the the rule of the record label that they were on or something like that.
Yeah. Yeah. And, I mean, some of those diss tracks back in the day, you know, they were they'd go really hard. No Vaseline's a great song. So If I could rap, I'd release diss tracks every day.
Yeah. Yeah. So I I don't know what Drake thinks he's gonna pull off by trying to sue, Universal Media Group for releasing this song because there is so much precedence for other instances over the decades that I I just don't think he has much of a case. Now when it gets interesting is when he talks about Iheartmedia being in cahoots with UMG to, you know, give the song extra promotion. I mean, Iheart is a terrible company.
Terrible company. They're, like, the worst radio company. 1 of the radio DJs for Hot 90 7, Pete Peter Rosenberg, he's heavenly, heavenly, heavily disappointed in Drake, but even more so cannot believe he has a team advising him to make all the wrong moves in his opinion. So this guy went on like a tirade to TMZ or maybe even just made a video. Yeah.
It just he he got TMZ's attention. Yeah. And, I mean, it'll be interesting to see what happens because, you know, it could potentially cause problems for Iheartmedia, but I don't know. I don't know where it's based around a song, and Drake is pushing this, lawsuit in such in such a just cringey way that people are pretty disgusted by. I don't know if it's gonna have the impact he thought it would.
You know, you you you don't wanna be a modern day crybaby. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's. I am Peaches. I'm Victor Wilton. Peaches just made me laugh, so I figured we'd talk about it on here.
I mean, I guess I don't know how it would feel, Peaches, because nobody's ever said that about me as far as I know. So, it might frustrate me, but I I don't know for sure. I don't know for sure. Explain the situation. Well, I talk about various reasons as to why I think Thanksgiving, the most overrated holiday out there.
Thanksgiving is just it's it's a dumb thing. You eat dinner at 3 PM. You never want turkey any other day the rest of the year. Magically, people are excited to eat turkey on Thanksgiving. Like, oh, it's a great thing.
What? K. Who did then there's also, you know, my experiences with it with the holiday of, like, oh, what's it like being a radio announcer? Well, they're asking me dumb questions about the job that I can go in-depth about. And I I came up with a solution that I think I would just do a podcast all about that.
About what it's like to be a radio DJ? About anything that they might ask, frequently asked questions. And they'll ask me, what's it like? Do do you do more than talk between the songs? And I go in-depth 40 minute long episodes.
And then so when they ask me that question, I'll just hand them a QR code and say scan this and listen to it and leave me alone. That sounds like a good idea. Boom. There you go. Now a specific situation you pointed out that frustrated you during Thanksgiving dinner is somebody making a, you know, snarky remark about how peaches he'll eat peaches.
It's just like the whole meal. When there's a taller dude, they'll say things like, oh, you know, Brendan, he'll he's a growing boy. He'll eat a lot. And it's like, can you imagine if I went up to, like, my aunt Laurie, my uncle Sonny, and said, hey. Look how fat you 2 have gotten.
Go eat some more food. Like Alright. Now the, angle you put on this before was, you know, if you were to throw that same type of statement at a a woman. Right. Right?
Yeah. Imagine if you were to go to somebody, like I'm I'm not trying to put Katie under the bus here, but, like, go to, like, a normal girl like Katie. And you say, well, you know, Katie, she's a growing girl. See how weird that sounds? It sounds weird for sure.
It sounds gross. But I I I don't know, man. It's like I I I suppose as a dude, we just have to put up with different things as far as little jabs go. That comedian that says, I am now this fat to the point where if I walk out of a restroom, everyone automatically assumes I just stunk up the place, and it's awful to go in there. Well, what what you gotta do is just fire back.
Be like, is that a challenge? Or you take the most popular dish, and you're like, alright. Then I will. And you eat all the deviled eggs. I'm sure.
Nobody gets The deviled eggs are great. Like, if you're gonna accuse me of being able to eat the entire meal, I'll show you. And then you eat, like, the whole pie. The cranberries, the the canned cranberries. People, for some reason, hate those.
I'll take them. You like canned cranberries? Yeah. I mean I'm a weird dude that likes to eat the cray the the canned cranberries and then drink milk after. Okay.
It's a weird combination. My dad also likes doing that. I mean, I'm not anti canned cranberries. I think they're pretty good. Mhmm.
Generally, if I buy them, it's to make the party meatballs. But Oh. You know, Thanksgiving I I might have a little slice of a canned cranberry. It it ain't bad. What about that fruit cake?
Or is that more so Christmas? I think that's more Christmas, and you bought one last year, I think. Was it last year or the year before? You brought one in here that you got at Winco, and you and I ate it. And it was forgot about that.
It was terrible. Tasted like, cough syrup. Right. It had, like, those cherries that were dried in there. Yeah.
And it had that, terrible cough medicine taste. It was horrible. You know, it might be might be a good way to get your family members to leave you alone. Horse feed them fruitcake peaches. Well, I saw some tweet that was really funny.
It was talking about how, oh, yeah. This guy purposely overcooks his turkey so he doesn't have to hear anyone at the table say moist. I thought that was pretty great. I love these genius ideas. There was also another story in the news I talked about yesterday about this one lady that made her sister and the rest of her family sign a code of conduct for Thanksgiving.
Like, you do not talk anything political. You don't do it with blah blah blah blah blah. This whole list of rules. See? Makes sense.
Alright. I do. You don't like Thanksgiving. So what you should do is that list of rules, you take that list of rules, and you break every piece of code of conduct that that family thought they needed to have. Sure.
You roll into a family thing, start just laying into politics. You know? If you were a drinker, I'd say get hammered. You know? Just get all loaded.
Just start babbling on about controversial subject matter. Yeah. They'll never invite you back. You never have to worry about eating turkey again. Perfect.
Perfect. You know, there's a lot of rules and regulations when it comes to Thanksgiving. Like, don't bring your, weird uncle that's gonna get drunk on there on on the day or, maybe do a political tirade, something like that. You know? Things like that.
There's also a lot of rules and regulations when it comes to weddings. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Very uptight about their biggest day and, you know, so most of those couples end up divorced a year later, so none of it matters.
Yeah. You might as well go wild. Right. Go wild. Weddings are boring and terrible.
And if you can liven them up a little bit, you know, you should for the sake of the guests. You say that now, but this couple had a ketchup themed wedding. Woah. That's my kind of wedding. Was about to say.
I have a lot of born. Show up to the ketchup themed wedding. Now what did they do? They had Heinz ketchup themed bottles, dipping trays on their dinner table. The table is also covered with tomato cans, peppers, tomatoes, and everyone went home with a nice big goodie bag full of ketchup products.
So, like, when I got married, we gave our, like, my groomsmen or whatever Mhmm. I bought these aged, really fancy beers that were really expensive and gave them each one of those. That was a dumb move. I should have gave them bottles of ketchup, man, for sure. There you go.
Yeah. That's Custom bottles of ketchup. Oh, they were custom. No. I'm just saying you could add your little flair to it.
No. I'm just trying to think of ways to save money. You know, ketchup his bottles and then just have AI make you, and it says Victor's ketchup. Oh, and then, yeah, slap the, the old sticker on there. Sure.
I mean, anything you can do to save money when it comes to a wedding, save every penny you can. You you hear people from time to time say, you know, hey. We don't want gifts. We want money for our honeymoon or whatever. That's exactly what I would do.
Yeah. I don't need a registry or a wish list or whatever. Just Yeah. Give me money for the honeymoon. Now I'm not one of those people that says, like, I I'd I'd rather have a small wedding, a big honeymoon.
I'd much rather have a fun celebration of us. Yeah. See, me, I think, I would go the route of I'd rather be out on vacation spending that money because weddings are really expensive. They cost tons of money. Mhmm.
You gotta get the venue and then all the food and this and that. Lot of planning for a few short hours of a day. Yeah. Like, throw a little celebration at the park, do it for free, and have everybody kick you down cash so you can go on vacation. But it also is the biggest day of of your life.
Like, you're getting married to somebody who There's bigger days. Like what? Your baby's born. Oh. That's a bigger day.
And now you gotta worry about 18 years of, like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna be in my room on my iPad. Yeah. I I mean, I think there are a lot of days that are bigger days than your wedding day. I mean, I don't know.
I people, I think, put too much emphasis on the importance of weddings and getting married. Like, you don't have to get married. You can claim to be married. You just be like, we're married. What are people gonna do?
Say, no. You're not. No. You're not. I'm sure.
Probably one of those guys. No. You're not. I mean, only the IRS is gonna be able to say that because you're not gonna be able to get the same benefits. Mhmm.
It's a scam. It's a scam getting married. Government approved relationships. Why is everything a scam now? Like, the whole like, we just talked about it off the air, the whole tipping thing.
Like, oh, restaurants can get away with underpaying their staff and now it's everybody's responsibility to, you know, check-in a few dollars extra on top of the bill just because the servers need to I almost feel like I'm in there with a fishing pole with, like, a $5 bill on the end going, hey. Come get the come get the money. Come get the money. You need to live. I do totally agree that, servers not being paid at least minimum wage is a scam.
But then, also, if they decide, you know what? Let's go ahead and pay them fair wages so they don't need tips. That burger that's costing you $12 is now gonna be 25, and you're gonna be complaining to the staff. Oh, prices went way up. I'm no longer gonna eat here type of situation.
Yeah. Well, you know, people said that forever about the price of things, and, nothing as far as wages have gone have changed in the last number of years. But due to the pandemic nationwide worldwide, the cost of everything worldwide has increased. Definitely. So I wouldn't let the potential price of something be a deterrent from upping minimum pay for servers.
You know? They always said, oh, if we raise the minimum wage, next thing you know, your Big Macs are gonna cost $10. They're already basically at that point. Yeah. I was gonna say they're already expensive.
Yeah. Servers are being paid garbage wages still. But you don't tip at McDonald's. You yeah. They don't give you the option, do they?
No. You you you they do that. All fast food restaurants do that thing where, like, do you wanna donate to dying kids? And you're like, okay. You're trying to guilt trip me now.
Yeah. You wanna round up? Yeah. You wanna round up? And it's like it's like 6¢ on your bill.
Like, that's when I'll do it. But if it's, like, $8 and, 9¢, I'm not gonna round up. Not gonna round up 91¢, It I only do that for the convenience of myself. Just to keep track of that money? Because, like, if I have cash on me, I'm like, okay.
I don't wanna pull out the change. Like, I'll round up. I'll round up to $9 even. Do it that way. Wrapping up the new hour of Madness and Mayhem powered by Jalisco's.
Now I feel like a lot of this, radio content when it comes to Coast 103.5. I love the people over there, the Ellen K. Morning Show. They're all great. I hate them.
But, yeah, we one of us has to disagree. That's right. But now she's doing the segment called letters to Ellen, and I'm sure somebody's just faking it to pretend to send her a letter. Like, somebody in sales is sending her something or maybe even the, co host Ryan Manno. Maybe he's typing these up late at night on his laptop.
Like, what could be a situation we could talk about throughout the entirety of the show? And they're just basically faking this question to have listeners call in and debate about it. That sounds like a good way to get people to call. Well, Ellen Kaye wrote not inviting family to Thanksgiving. Is she wrong?
And so people are Dude. And so it's like, can we do a question like Victor punched his sister on Thanksgiving? Is he wrong? And just have people call in and see what we get or something like that. Now I'm not condoning violence here for No.
Especially to your sister. Victor's sister one of the nicest people. She's very nice. I just made that up in my head or something like that. I'm not, like, 5 anymore.
Right? What's funny is I actually sort of talked about something like this in a way this morning because there's that, am I overreacting subreddit. Yeah. Am I the jerk? Like, if you were doing a show like Ellen Kaye, you could go to am I overreacting and have endless content about drama in relationships.
And what what they do. That's their whole their whole show is about relationships. And Yeah. So I'm wondering if they just kinda dive into places like that and go, oh, this is a great subject. We'll pretend this was a letter to us.
Yeah. One of our listeners said that, him and his wife have been having some trouble lately. Yeah. It did. I mean, it's, used if you haven't looked at that subreddit, it's the most bleak, depressing, just garbage place.
That's where I got the whole, code of conduct story about, my sister gave me a code of conduct for Thanksgiving. I refuse to go now. Now is this from am I the jerk or am I overreacting? Am I the jerk. Okay.
Am I overreacting is, much more drama filled and depressing because it's people like, well, my girlfriend, you know, she went and she spent the weekend with her ex boyfriend and said there was nothing to worry about. And, you know, now she's mad at me because I'm you know, was concerned. Am I overreacting because she spent a whole weekend with him out at some hotel? It's just so depressing. Go to the most recent post here.
What was I talked about the top one today. Were the text messages? No. Okay. Whatever was on the top before was about a girl, getting attacked in her car and hitting someone with the door and asking if she was overreacting after trying to drive away when someone tried to attack her.
So I think these peep a lot of people go to that, subreddit just to get sympathy and upvotes. There we go. Am I overreacting? My girlfriend won't call me since she left for college update. Oh, see?
This is painful because I saw that when they have the screenshots of the text messages and things. Because so the girl says because I would never ignore you. He says, I just couldn't tell. I feel like you've been more distant recently because of school. And then she puts, well, being in college is a lot of work.
Then on top of that, being in a sorority oh, boy. See? It's rough. It's rough to read through it. You know, this is this sounds fake almost.
Like, she's in a sorority. She's in college. You're not you're never too busy for somebody. That's why I always tell people. You're never too busy for anybody.
If you really wanted to talk to them or hang out with them, they'll make the effort to do so. That's nice. Well I'm I'm not gonna if there's a time where you can text them, text them. But if you're figure it out. If you're one of those pieces of crap that just all of a sudden out of nowhere just ignores that person and doesn't bother to say anything, you're a loser.
You suck. And so he said, I get that after the whole being on top of the sorority comment. I but I also don't know how you feel about us. I bring up things like me going to well, that's bleeped out here. Me going to blank and us possibly getting the same dorm, but I don't know how you feel about all of that.
I've been talking a lot about what I want, but I don't know what you want. I told you, I don't know how I feel about that, and I'm not living in dorms next year. Yep. Yep. She's, she's moved on.
Yeah. I mean and then she won't even call him. You know, that's it it's should be pretty clear. It sucks dating now because people just move on so fast. Yeah.
They do things like that, or they make up some excuse as to, why they can't date. And then a week later, they post, you know, some some subtle signs like, oh, it's them holding hands with somebody. It's not their father or their mom. It's somebody else that replaced you. Something like that.
Maybe you should go post about that in the am I overreacts to get some action. My mom no. No. No. My my my girlfriend posted a photo of her holding a hand, and that hand was in a hospital bed.
And it was clearly her dying mom, but I don't know. I feel like it might be her, significant other person because She might be cheating on me. She might be cheated on me. She's holding hands with somebody. That would be a pretty funny It's an AI generated picture Yeah.
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