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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches. I am Victor. My headphones are over there- Oh, you are? ... but I'll go headphone-less. I can't even hear myself in my headphones, so put your headphones on and, uh, adjust them levels, Peaches. What is going on? I don't know. Well, I c- I can hear myself. I don't think you're plugged in. I don't think you even have me on the right mic. Do you have me on mic three? I don't.
Ah, you idiot. It was your fault. [laughs]
I'm sorry. I took over Traffic School powered by the advocates because you had a 9:00 AM appointment, so-
I did
... I turned on mic two for Lieutenant Crane because it makes sense that he's on mic two because he's the co-host.
That-
The mic three is for if we have, like, Jade to come in or something like that.
Mm-hmm. Yes. And then Becca apparently called in and threw me under the bus for going to the proctologist. [laughs]
Yeah, that- [laughs] ... and also she said you bought a whole new bottle of ketchup even though-
[laughs] True
... uh, you already have a full bottle of ketchup in your fridge.
It's not full. The one in the fridge probably has about two inches of ketchup left.
Two inches?
Two inches of ketchup in the bottom of the bottle.
To you that might be a lot.
[laughs] No, that's... [laughs]
[laughs] That's what you're saying.
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] It's more than I've ever seen. [laughs] Uh, someone called in, by the way, to Traffic School powered by the advocates, and he was like, "Um, Peaches, did you find out if you're allowed to say that celebrity's name, uh, D Van D?" Or he called him, he called him DVD. And I was like-
I-
... "I don't think I'm allowed to say his name."
Uh, isn't it just D-
D- D- Uh, uh
... uh, what is, uh-
D Van D from Mary Poppins and, uh, even saying his movie title.
Oh, Dick Van Dyke.
There you go.
There you go.
Okay, Victor said it, not me.
And that's his name. I thought you were talking about that artist that just got arrested for, uh, like, murdering some girl.
Oh, David?
Uh, Daforvid.
Daforvid. [laughs]
Isn't that, isn't that his name?
Yeah, something dumb like that.
I, I, I think his real name's David, but-
[laughs]
... are you supposed to call him Daforvid? I, I don't-
I call him a criminal
... I mean, I call him no longer on the radio. [laughs]
Yeah.
And no longer in the music business. Call him no longer a free man.
That's right.
Yeah, lock him up. What a, ugh, that's a nasty story.
So we can say the other guy's name.
It's his name. It's his name.
There's a Family Guy joke where the FCC-
Is he still alive?
Yeah, he's 100.
Yeah, he's 100 years old, and he does the New Year's Eve thing, right?
Uh, that's, that was, uh, Dick Clark.
Dick Clark, okay.
And he's, he's, he's dead.
Oh, he's dead.
Yeah.
But... [laughs]
He's now limp.
[laughs]
[laughs] All right. End this break, Peaches.
Was that allowed?
He's not, 'cause when you're dead, uh, you know, y- you stiffen up.
Uh, true, true. I forgot about that. There was a-
So you're wrong
... there was a whole story about how, uh, uh, someone died, and then of course they had the, the, the funeral. And the guy fell out of the bottom of the casket-
The bottom?
... and I was like [laughs] I was like, what if Dick Clark fell out of the bottom of the casket? Then the, the... [laughs] His first name is Loose. [laughs]
[laughs] God. [upbeat music] Oh.
Hey.
Little fat guy.
Oh.
Oh, you're gonna have to share-
Hey
... the mic with Jade. It's too hard to make it, uh, in the middle of a show-
Hey
... live, fourth mic, with, uh-
I'll just stand close to you
... Jade.
You should have heard the- Hey ... the, the noise Victor's stomach had just made. It sounded like a tidal wave of stomach acid or something.
Uh, it, it, it was, uh... [growls]
There's a lot of space there to make lots of sound.
It, yeah. Well, I took an omeprazole about, uh-
Oh, look at you, all nice
... 20 minutes ago. [laughs]
We're, we're talking about a- Dude, I take omeprazole nightly, so.
[laughs]
So you just, uh, let the stomach churn while you're sleeping. I'm on a daily dose.
See-
I just suffer through the pain.
[laughs] I'm Jade, I don't go to the doctor.
I'm on fire.
I'm just waiting to die.
My butt's on fire.
My feet are on fire. [laughs] Well, we were just gonna talk about, uh, Peaches' remote at the gun shop.
Oh.
All right, let's talk about manly stuff-
You taking your guns?
... and guns.
I, I live with two every day. That's what I'm t- that's what I'm saying, you know? I carry 'em everywhere I go.
That's right.
Me too. Peashooter and rubber band. [laughs]
Have either of you guys ever gone to the shooting range there?
We all did. Yes.
I wasn't invited.
Oh, yeah. Oh.
Yeah. That was, you know, uh, when I wasn't part of the cool kids club anymore.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Because I asked a question.
Oh. So can we all go back and not invite him again? Yes.
[laughs]
Yes.
Yeah. No, I, I've never been. W- was it fun?
Of course it is. I like shooting guns.
Is it... Can you shoot big guns?
Yeah.
What, what do they got?
I, I don't know what they got now. You're gonna have to go to the thing tomorrow with Peaches and find out.
From 1:00 to 3:00, everybody. Uh, 1:00 to 3:00 PM, you may have heard a different time. 1:00 to 3:00, we're gonna make sure to bash that into your heads-
1:00 to 3:00, who messed up the time?
... all day today.
Uh, that, that might have been me.
[laughs] I, I, I-
Fail. [laughs] I was told it was earlier on in the morning, and then luckily I checked what, uh, Jeff had sent me through this, uh, website here and was like, "Oh, wait, this says 1:00." And then I looked at the Google Calendar invite and it says 1:00 to 3:00. I texted Daniel, it says 1:00 to 3:00.
So it's 1:00 to 3:00 at the gun shop tomorrow.
Okay. If you didn't get a 1:00 to 3:00. 1:00 to 3:00.
1:00 to 3:00.
Did you have, like, 11:00 to 1:00?
He d- at 10:00 AM.
I had 10:00 to noon. Oh. I don't wanna say any other times. I wanna confuse the listeners.
Yeah, it's not that-
I, I want you to show up at 10:00 and just be there the whole time.
Well, hey, you could show up and shoot guns for hours.
Well, there is the, there is that one guy on social media that, uh, will, uh, shoot guns to the rhythm of metal tracks like they're bands. Oh, yeah, that was- The gun drummer.
Yeah.
Yeah, something like that. I could do that.
Yeah. Do-
Start blasting some Lorna Shore Slaughter to Prevail and just pull out two, two pistols. [laughs]
And I, I would think, you know, you, you should see if you can get some, uh, footage of you at the shooting range. I wanna see if Peaches, being a California guy, you know-
Oh
... can hit the target.
Well, he'll, he'll never be allowed back in that state.
[laughs]
[laughs] The big boss man's gonna be with me. I'll just be like, "Hey, Kevin, hold the phone real quick. I need to..."
Yeah, have a, have a competition with the big boss man.
You better do good. I know he knows how to shoot. Us- You could turn into the target. He might be, uh, he might be scared of seeing me hold a gun. [laughs]
[laughs] It'll be like a... It'll look all small.
[laughs]
Look at this magnum. [laughs]
1:00 to 3:00.
Uh, we're giving away a barbecue grill?
Yeah, a Camp Chef DLX pellet grill.
That is sweet. And you're signing people up for Papa Roach pit tickets.
Our final pair of pit tickets also being given away tomorrow.
Heck yeah. So-
So we can give a, a barbecue pit with pit ticketsDouble pit Oh. Double pit. You better- Armpit ... you better roast a roach on there. [laughs]
Peaches will show you his armpit.
Yeah, sure, show-
That's a good idea, Josh.
No, no, it's not me, Peaches showing off his pits, okay? [laughs]
Come see Peaches' pits, 1:00 to 3:00.
I know it's called Peaches Pit Party.
Come, come peep Peaches' pits. [laughs]
[laughs]
Go see Peaches' pits at the Gun Shop.
At Wear Peaches Pit with Pearl Grill. Yeah. [laughs]
Come wear Peaches pits with Pearl Grill. 11:00.
[laughs]
You get five entries if you show up to see him tomorrow.
No, 1:00 to 3:00. 1:00 to 3:00. [laughs] There's a, there's a, there's a whole lot of spit with that. What time is it? 1:00 to 3:00?
1:00 to 3:00, Jake.
Yeah.
Yeah, 1:00 to 3:00.
Come peep Peaches' pits. [laughs]
[laughs]
Well, we made some off-air jokes that-
[laughs]
... would've been great for this program. But, uh, they, they kind of crossed, uh, the line a little bit, so I'm glad-
Yeah
... we didn't include them here on the Noon Hour [laughs] of Madness Mayhem. But I was just telling Vic, I just poked myself in the eye like an idiot. Hold on.
Aw, Peaches, don't cry.
I went to in-
Don't cry
... I went to itch the inside of my nose, and sure enough, just poked myself in the eye with my index finger.
[laughs] Don't ever have to take a, um, a sobriety test then where they're like, "Touch your nose." [laughs]
Yeah, yeah. "Oh, I can do it."
You're going to jail, big guy. [laughs]
Yeah. "I promise I'm not drunk."
[laughs] So you're telling me you're... Are these, like, fitness videos you're watching?
Yeah, I'm watching a lot of these [laughs] these, lots of these dudes transform themselves. [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, no. Are, are you watching, what's that guy's name? Clavicular?
Oh.
You're smashing yourself-
Yeah [laughs]
... in the face with a hammer yet?
Yeah, have you seen the guy that, like, injects, like, his, like, kids' blood into him to look younger?
Yeah.
His name's Brian Johnson out of all names, so.
[laughs]
He was the s- the same name as the lead singer of AC/DC.
[laughs] Yeah, I know. I was trying to think of a good AC/DC lyric-
Back in Black
... lyric to throw out there, but I couldn't think of a good one.
Oh, if you want blood, you've got it? [laughs]
If you want blood, you got it.
There we go.
Dang it, oh. JD's favorite song, and I didn't even think of that one.
[laughs]
I can't believe this. What an idiot.
Oh, man. But yeah, I've been watching [laughs] a lot of dudes on YouTube. [laughs]
[laughs] I'm not surprised.
Transforming themselves. Uh, trying to learn the ways of, uh, you know, powering through, disciplining. I, we, we, we've both started this, this, uh, this new chapter in our lives of, like, hey, we're trying to lose weight and become better people, I feel like.
I, I was just trying to not feel like crap. [laughs]
Well, uh, I mean-
That was pretty much it
... this is the way to do it, okay?
I mean, my goal was not feel like crap, and it's working, so goal met. [laughs]
The, the-
I don't need to transform. I just needed-
Yeah, come on
... to not feel like crap.
What if you just, like, just committed to the gym out of nowhere?
Oh.
That would be the biggest surprise to everybody.
I'm gonna get swole.
Yeah, you just all of a sudden were like b- you, you became a gym nut. You're that guy walking around, uh, the gym with the, with the spaghetti strap tank top on.
[laughs] Heck yeah.
I'm watching a video about you, how you transformed yourself afterwards. [laughs]
You know, uh, all my clothes'll look like I did in high school again 'cause they'll actually be baggy, [laughs] you know?
The worst is having to go to, like, a j- like, a JCPenney and go into the big and tall section.
Yeah, yeah.
The, yeah.
I'm not built for that quite yet, so.
No, don't get there, please.
[laughs] Well, I've been working on it for a while.
Yeah. [laughs]
[laughs]
You've been taking the bulk too far.
[laughs]
[laughs] It's been a fun day today so far.
You know, you, you gotta be careful, Peaches, what guys you're watching online transform themselves.
[laughs]
All right?
Well, there, there was, there was one dude that decided to follow, uh, uh, David Goggins' routine-
Oh, geez
... for 100 days. And so he started it off by running 12 miles, then going to the gym. And the dude was completely out of shape.
And he, he did?
No-
He just went gung-ho like that?
He just went for it.
What?
And that's the, that's the thing. You, you don't, you don't do that to yourself.
No, you gotta build it up.
You gotta build it up. And also, David Goggins tells people, "Do not do what I did."
Yeah.
'Cause he lost 106 pounds in, like, three months.
That's, that's not good.
He, he's a different person.
Yeah.
And he's also ruining his body. I mean, he has the world record for the most pull-ups in one session.
Mm-hmm.
And it's, like, over 4,000.
What?
Something like that. And if you look at pictures of his hands afterwards-
Oh
... there's no skin.
Oh.
It's all blood and bone and sweat.
Ah.
And he, he, he has this weird thing too where he's, like, ruined his feet and legs so much with all the running he's done. 'Cause I don't know if you're familiar with what that guy has done in his life.
I, vaguely.
He's-
I, I know he's a maniac
... he's ran, like, the Badwater 240, which is, uh-
Yeah
... 240 miles that you're running. Not 26.2. 240.
Gee.
And you're-
That's insane
... running that. And he's done that multiple times with other, like, the Moab 120, like, you run in the desert 120 miles.
Yeah.
It's, like, 100 degrees outside.
That's crazy, dude.
He's done some insane stuff. And it's not good for you. I mean, exercising is great for you.
Yeah, but-
But doing it in moderation and also doing it at your own pace is great for you. Don't be that guy that, like, "Oh, yeah, I used to play, uh, quarterback back in high school," and then you go to the gym for the first time in 10 years-
[laughs]
... and you try bench pressing 350-
[laughs]
... and you just tear a pec.
Exactly.
You, you, it's like you can't do that. [laughs]
Yeah. Like, I bought a bike recently.
Right.
I didn't immediately put it in, you know, the, the lowest gear so it's the hardest pedaled possible and then hit the track [laughs] I guess, and just do mile after mile. No, I took a little cruise around the neighborhood.
I, I, I-
Build it up a bit
... I've been on my redemption arc as of late and, uh, trying to get myself back, uh, not only on the basketball court, but just into conditioning shape.
Mm-hmm.
It's been so tough. I tried doing a pull-up.
[laughs] I've never-
I might as well put on a pull-up diaper.
Dude, I've never been able to do a pull-up, even when I was, like-
I, I was-
... I was a small kid.
But I was-
I was really skinny.
Okay.
And, uh, I, I couldn't do it in elementary school. Just could not do a pull-up.
I was always taller than the bar, so then they would-
[laughs]
... they would tell you, like, "Okay," like, "Hang from the bar-
Mm-hmm
... wrap your legs up, and pull up." Could never do it.
Du- that, that sounds like it'd be even harder 'cause your leg-
But I'm also-
... legs are bent
... over 350 pounds, so I'm pulling up that much weight.
Yeah. That's not fair.
No. It's, uh, people like Jade could easily do a, a pull-up, I feel like.
Well, yeah, 'cause he's not pulling anything up.
No, it's like trying to lift a stick over a-
[laughs] Exactly
... a wall. But, but yeah, I'm trying to make that a goal to where I'm able to do pull-ups, I'm able to do as many pushups as I want kind of thing.
All right.
But I'll, I've also been on the treadmill quite a lot doing that hot girl walk. Have you seen that?
No, I have not.
You, you go at a pace of three but with an incline of 12.
Okay, so three miles an hour, 12 incline?
12 incline.
Okay.
And it's like you're going up a mountain.
Okay.
It's not fun. But-
Yeah, that's, wh- when I u- [laughs] I shouldn't say when I useI have used it before, the treadmill in my basement [laughs] and I have done that to make myself feel better. Like, look, you're, you're just walking, but hey, it's uphill. You're doing all right.
Don't you, you gotta listen to like The Climb from Miley Cyrus or something like that?
Ah, no.
[laughs]
I got a TV in front of my, uh, treadmill collecting dust with the treadmill.
Well, the worst is like when I go to the gym and I put it at 12 incline my, my, my head is almost close to the ceiling fan. It's like right there.
Oh, geez. [laughs]
So [laughs] I can't go any higher than 12, otherwise... The thing goes up to 30.
Whoa.
So I, I'm like, what is that gonna be like? I, I wanna like test it out with somebody else, like just walk up to their treadmill and be like, "Hey, can I see something real fast?"
[laughs]
And I hit the incline to 30 and just watch them almost as if like they're in a spaceship getting ready to take off.
[laughs]
They're just leaning all the way back.
[upbeat music] Well, outside of, uh, trying to see if we can say celebrities' names on the air,
which we can say Dick Clark.
Yeah.
We can say, uh,
Dick Cheney. We can say-
That's their name
... Dick Van Dyke.
I mean, are, do people still name their kids Richard?
Uh, maybe.
They probably all go by Rich or Richie.
I feel so bad. I was, uh, I was making fun of a certain name and my friend Zach, I, he, I think he might be... I think his wife might have had the baby by now.
Okay.
Uh, but it's, it's due on June 7th.
Okay.
Or he's due on June 7th.
Okay.
But, uh,
I was making fun of the, of a certain name. I'm not gonna say it on the air here 'cause I don't want people-
Why?
... I don't want people with that name to get very upset with me.
Oh, come on. Say the na-
Okay, fine
... I, I, I, I've made fun of a name on air.
Well-
It's just a name
... I, I've made fun of Colter in the past.
Yeah.
And he w- my friend Zach was like being honest with me for once and he was just like, "I'm thinking about naming my son Colton."
Colton?
And I'm like, "Well, that's, it's better than Colter, right?" [laughs] Like-
It's not better than Colter.
Ugh. I think-
I think Colter sounds more manly-
Well, Zach is-
... than Colton
... Zach is one of those d- we have a lot of listeners by the way with the name Colton, by the way. Just-
Colton?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, we have listeners named Colton?
Yeah, yeah.
What?
And one of them's extremely nice, always comments on my things, so yeah, shout out to him.
Hey, Colton, you have a great name, dude.
And even Co- even Colter. I mean, the, the thing is that-
I mean, I know we got some Colters, but I d- Colton, I'm, I'm Googling to see if I got-
You're Googling to see if you have-
Oh, I'm even, I'm even friends with some Coltons.
What, you're Googling to see if you have any friends or you're-
Or not Googling.
[laughs]
I'm Facebook searching. [laughs] I must see all the Col- yeah, I've got
multiple friends named Colton. So I'm sorry, Colton, that I was like, "Oh, who's named Colton?"
And I was thinking like,
well, would you be able to knock the light over? Lieutenant Crane almost did the same thing this morning.
I don't know.
It, it's like off balance or so- I'll get it later
... yeah, something's weird with the, yeah. The something's off with the tripod.
Yeah.
But, uh, yeah, he's, he was being all honest and I'm like, "That'd be cool, Zach. Go, go for it."
[laughs]
You know? I'm not gonna... Like, name your kid what you wanna name it.
Yeah, as long as it's not something insane where they're gonna be-
Like if you name your kid Dick, though-
Well, nobody does that.
That's a name
... They name them Richard. You know?
It's a, it's a-
I know it's a name
... I, I just, my, I d- wanted an excuse to say that word on the air.
[laughs] Well, you're just saying the name, Peaches.
Yeah.
You know, it's all about context. Me and Jade were talking about context earlier when it came to, uh, certain profane words. Like, uh, you know, Buckcherry has a song called Crazy blank, that for years and years we announced it on air. Uh, and then also when we'd talk about complaining, you know, you could use that word, but then, you know, we, we had uptight management for a while, so we couldn't say like anything, and I-
I guess you could say he was acting like a... I can't say the word.
Yeah.
[laughs]
Um, so I was trying to get out of Jade basically permission to start using [laughs] many more words on air.
Yeah, what's that famous-
And he wouldn't do, he wouldn't give me anything.
What's that famous Godsmack song? Uh, crying like a...
Yeah, that's another one we played.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or jet cold heart.
Or my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that.
See, it's fine in the song, and that, they're being derogatory.
You should have seen Daniel's face when that, uh, when that aired at the Al's Sporting Goods remote.
[laughs]
He was like, "It's not edited? What?" [laughs]
No. That word's fine on the radio. The that's what's weird is FCC guidelines are so, so vague. Like, there are lots of radio stations now around the country that will play songs that have the S word in them.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Not F, but S, as in Sam.
Yeah. What, what's that word again?
Uh, let's see. [laughs] Uh, I think it rhymes with, uh, pit, like the pit party.
Oh.
Uh, but I-
And some would say it's the other word. Peaches, uh, pee party.
That's what I call your show.
[laughs]
[laughs] There's a, there's a really, there was a really funny moment at the Al's Sporting Goods remote. Again, uh, by the way, uh, tomorrow I'm gonna be at the gun shop from 1:00 to 3:00.
1:00 to 3:00 at the gun shop tomorrow. Go see Peaches, win Papa Roach tickets if you're lucky, or win a DLX... What, what's the name of that thing again?
A Camp Chef DLX pellet grill.
Yeah. I, you, you know me, I have trouble with m- more than two words.
Well, I have it in bold right here in front of me.
Oh, okay. [laughs]
But also I, I remembered after saying it this many times.
Yeah. I've said it enough times, you'd think I'd remember, but, uh, I can't even remember the name of, uh, USANA, so.
You can't remember the name of your kids too?
[laughs] What? I have children?
Yeah.
[laughs]
Well, the, uh, there was... [laughs] I for- I forgot this imager was in my, uh, was in rotation for my show.
Mm-hmm.
And it's this kid. [laughs] He goes, "Peaches give me a rash." [laughs]
[laughs]
It popped up out of nowhere at the remote. And I had a line of listeners-
[laughs]
... and so Greta Van Fleet is like, uh, Greta Van Fleet's, uh, Heat Above was ending.
[laughs]
And all of a sudden you hear this kid, "Peaches give me a rash." And wait, where was that? [laughs] I need to play it.
Oh, yeah.
I need to play it.
Pull it up and play it.
Yeah, yeah. [laughs]
I, I don't remember hearing that one. [laughs]
Where's it at?
Oh, that's too funny.
I don't know how I found that. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah. What, what do you got it labeled in there? [laughs]
I think it's Peaches rash. Hang on.
[laughs] You got a lot of imagers in there, Peaches.
Oh, I know I do. Oh, okay, there's Peaches, Jack Black, uh, there was punching pie, there's pain in the peaches. I do like that, uh-
Oh, there it is at the very bottom.
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
Rash.
[laughs] Here, here it is. Here it is.
Okay.
Peaches, give me your ass.
[laughs]
Peaches' Pit Party on K-Bear 101.
[laughs] I'll turn, I'll turn it higher so it's... It, here's the imager again.
Peaches, give me your ass.
[laughs]
Peaches' Pit Party on K-Bear 101.
There's some good stuff in there. Like, I was, uh, I was making another Peaches Pick of the Day legal ID yesterday.
Mm.
And I for- I forgot about James and the Giant Peach.
Oh, okay.
And there's a lot of scenes in that movie where the peach is growing on the tree.
Uh-huh.
Or there's a, there's that one scene in the movie where the peach is growing on the tree. They're, "Look, it's growing. Look at the peach. That's our peach. It's growing."
[laughs]
It's like this whole thing.
[laughs]
Uh, one of my favorites has to be this one, too.
What else is in the peaches of Peaches?
Yeah, that's good. Stop.
Peaches' Pit Party on K-Bear 101.
Yeah. I've, I, I don't got a lot of imagers that I can think of that involve my name. Yeah. I'm gonna have to do some more digging, but I, I definitely need to up my, uh, Victor Wilde Show imagers-
What is this one?
... a little bit.
What else is in the peaches of Peaches?
Oh.
May as well be the same.
Middays with Peaches.
Backups to middays. I have the proper amount of gum for this situation.
On K-Bear 101.
Ah.
The Duke.
The Duke'em. Okay.
What did we start off this break talking about?
Uh...
Your, let's see. Oh, we... I don't know. We said one to three. What were we doing before that? [laughs]
I forgot. I have no idea what we-
We quite honestly-
It's Friday
[laughs]
We're mentally checked out. It's been weird. Um...
Yeah, it's, it has been a weird day
One to three. Gun shop tomorrow. Uh, I might be able to shoot a gun. We'll see.
You should try, and if you do, you gotta get the boss to film you so we can put it on social.
Oh, knowing, knowing-
Is it illegal to... I think it's illegal to post your... Or not legal, but I think it's fine to post pictures of yourself shooting guns on social media.
Of you in shorts in the gun shop.
Yeah, I mean-
And post a picture of me with like, looking all menacingly with a pistol.
Hold... Or you need to hold, like, a, a, a big .50 cal or something.
Yeah.
Ask them, like, "What's your fa-
I, do, I'm gonna end up on one of those compilations of guys trying to shoot a big gun.
[laughs]
My shoulder gets dislocated. I get my, give myself a black eye. I'm, like, looking in the wrong... I'm, like, looking down the barrel. [laughs]
Yeah, if you, if you shoot, uh, like, a shotgun, Peaches, or something real heavy duty, make sure you have the butt of the, the gun-
"Hey, is the safety on?" [laughs]
[laughs] You know, up tight against your shoulder.
Yeah.
You know, you don't want it to slam into it. You, you know-
Oh
... you gotta have it tight against you.
I might not. I might just stick to laser tag.
[laughs]
I might just have, I might have Kevin shoot a gun or something like that. I'll put my face on him or something.
[laughs]
Be like, "Wow, Peaches got really old for a second, and much shorter."
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