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Welcome to the show where nothing is off the table. "The SmokePit" is a place where we talk about any and everything. From celebrities acting out on social media, to serious social topics. We even have the occasional "One Gotta Go" debates as well as monthly brackets that members of our group participate in. Yes, ladies and gents, welcome to 'The SmokePit' where we stay talking about things that would come up at your job's watercooler or smoke pit. Feel free to join in the weekly conversations by joining the "Smokepit Podcast Fan Group" on Facebook.
What is up, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome back to the pit. It is a solo show for me tonight and for a very good reason. We have the majority of DFPN. I'm not gonna say the majority.
Blak:We have a couple of members from DFPN that are in Phoenix right now doing the Phoenix fan fusion. They are killing it. I have no doubt they are. They've been posting pictures. Follow them.
Blak:Follow the queens of Nerdom. They are the ones that are out there, and they are doing some doing some networking and and putting their best foot forward with the cosplay. Shout out to them. Shout out to Mac aka boy who made the trip with them to, to get this done. So it's gonna be a solo show for me.
Blak:So thank you guys for tuning in. I see we already have some some people in the in the in the chat. Thank you guys for tuning in. We're gonna have a good show tonight. We have some good stuff for you guys tonight.
Blak:So thank you guys for tuning in again, and let's get right into it. Episode 141 of the smoke pit starts right where are you? I don't know. There we go. Now.
Blak:Welcome to the smoke smoke pit. It's Friday night. Come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off.
Blak:It's been a long week. Come relaxing. Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions.
Blak:I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit. What is up, ladies and gentlemen?
Blak:It is I, bread like a king. Made this Kelvin Kaley. We are back with episode 141 of the smoke pit. We have a good show, as I said, for you guys tonight. We got a double shot of who's man.
Blak:We have a house meeting, and I'm gonna bring something new to the table tonight. We're gonna hand out an award. So, we'll see how this goes. Bear with me. But before we get into all of that, shout out to Khan's Custom Creations.
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Blak:Like I said, we have a house meeting for you guys, and, I think it's a good one. Let's see if you think it's a good one. Here we go.
woman:I think we need to have a house meeting y'all.
Blak:Now we had a thing up in the in the Smoke Pit podcast fan group for all of you guys listening. Follow us at, the smoke pit podcast fan group. That one's free. It costs you nothing to get in, but be a part of the conversation. We put up a poll earlier.
Blak:Our management did. We put up a poll, of the worst partner. And let me see if I can bring this up for you. But it caused quite a bit of, quite a bit of of of some, conversation because of one of the choices. Now let me say when management brought this up, we had to make some changes.
Blak:We collaborated because we felt like, one of the names that we we submitted for this, was not up to par with, like, you know, is gonna be causing conversation. But the other one we ended up submitting was the most controversial one. So thank you to everybody who who tapped into that one and and let your voices be heard and and participated. So let me see if I can get this up, and here we go. Now this is the worst partner.
Blak:So as you see our choices, we have Jenny from Forrest Gump, which was the most controversial. We have Andrea from family that plays praise. Sorry. Mia from the best man, and Amy from Gone Girl. These were the choices.
Blak:Now I understand these weren't that popular, but these were the choices. So we had Jenny from Forrest Gump, who, if you look at the comments, why is Jenny in here? And people people submitted some very valid arguments. Right? But let me submit this to you, why Jenny is on this list.
Blak:Now a lot of people valid. It's valid. She faced a lot of abuse, and Forrest was was there for her the whole time. He loved her through all of it. She realized, you know, that he did front she finally realized that he loved her, and gave him her hand in marriage, had AIDS.
Blak:She ended up dying, and, you know, it was it was really sad. A really sad part of the movie, but in a really sad cycle. Now I'm gonna submit this to you why she's on this list because she knew Forrest loved her. Now whether or not she felt worthy of the love, that's up for debate. Right?
Blak:She knew that he loved her. Even when he was in college, he saw her sheets getting clapped. You know what I'm saying? Like and he still loved her through that, bro. Like, still.
Blak:Still. Like, she was out there. She was out there getting her back bent in, and he loved her through this. This is the equivalent, ladies and gentlemen, of the high school crush for me. And this is why she's on the list.
Blak:Because when you wanted her and you was willing to put up anything in the world for her, love her through all the bullshit, Love her through whatever. This is love, by the way. This is absolute unconditional love. Thank you for us for showing us what this was. But for Jenny, I understand all of the circumstances, but circumstances aside, by the time she figured out that Forrest loved her, it was no good, bro.
Blak:It was no good no more. So and then you married them, and then you had AIDS, and then you die. Like, come on. Come on. Don't rob me of this.
Blak:I've loved you forever and ever and ever. I loved you more than I wanted to breathe. And then when you're about to die, you say yes. I love you back. Not buying it.
Blak:Not buying it. That's why she's on the list. But that aside that aside, I'm willing to concede that she is not the worst on this list. So I'm going to keep Jenny from Forrest Gump safe. The next person, I'm going to keep safe and say that they're not necessarily the worse.
Blak:Is Mia from the best man? I was gonna try to make this interesting, but you can't really make it interesting with with the rest of the choices because they're all equally trash after Jenny. Now Mia Mia did what I consider to be one of it's not the on this list, it's it's up there, bro. It's it's up there. It's up there.
Blak:Now what she did what she did was she experienced a whole bun. See, I got I gotta I gotta break this down for you. She experienced a whole bunch of cheating, a whole bunch of cheating. And it would help if I shared this. I've been rambling this whole time, and I hadn't shared it.
Blak:But it would it would she had been experiencing a whole bunch of cheating, and she decided she was gonna get her leg back. I understand this. I understand this, Mia. Like, a woman scorned is my g. It it's one of the worst things, right, for a dude.
Blak:But my best friend, no? My best friend like, I'm out here I'm out here not me, but Lance. Lance is equally trash too, by the way. Like, you make dark skinned dudes look terrible, Lance Morris. It it is it is heinous what you did to this girl.
Blak:But did you deserve what she did to you? Yes and no. Yes? You deserved her cheating. No.
Blak:You didn't deserve her to have her cheat with your best friend. And then this motherfucker wrote a book. That is woah. And you know she loved it because she didn't she didn't really say she wasn't gonna tell Lance this. Oh, if that book would not have came out, Lance would not have known shit.
Blak:But, boy, the cockiness the cockiness of his friend to write a book and put in a not really explicit. It wasn't explicit detail, but it was enough. It was enough to be like, yo, bro. What the fuck? Like, football job sounds a lot like me.
Blak:Acts a lot like me. Then so you're telling me you're telling me the kiss on the forehead, bro. Bro, that kiss on the forehead shit. It was as gentle as a kiss on the forehead. Cheeks was getting destroyed, my guy.
Blak:He held nothing back. But Mia, choosing him was dirty. That was dirty. Super dirty. But did did he deserve it?
Blak:No. He didn't deserve that. He deserved to get cheated on. But that is why I'm gonna keep you safe, Mia. It was it was calculated.
Blak:It was cold. But on this worst partner, was it the worst thing? No. Because you did it 1 well, we don't even know if you did it once because they never really went that far. You all know, Vicky.
Blak:Yo. If you write a book about it, bro, that means that was excellent. That was a excellent session. For you to remember it and describe it the way you did, that session was magnificent. It was it was top tier.
Blak:That boy threw that hammer. He hit her with that hammer, bro. Again, he wrote a book about it and described it like it was like picking a fucking rose petal off a flower. It was buttock kiss on the foot, yo. Bro, if any one of my friends did that, I gotta fight you, man.
Blak:I gotta fight you. And you gotta write a book about the fight, but you gotta write it like it was some spider shit. Like, you gotta be in explicit detail of how I whooped your ass because of how you wrote, how you smashed my girl. Fam, buddy? Nah, bro.
Blak:Well, I ain't going for that. I ain't going for that. We got hands must be exchanged. Posthast. Like, I gotta say it I gotta say it how you wrote it.
Blak:Sir, these hands must exchange with both of your cheeks as if I am stamping a piece of paper, And then we got we can't be friends no more. We can't be friends no more. You got me up at the altar crying and shit. Right? The best man.
Blak:Had him as the best man. Like, bro, get the fuck out of here. Get please get the fuck out. Get out of this church. Jesus saw you smashing my girl, bro.
Blak:Like, these other chicks didn't mean that much to me. If anything, she picked you out of spite, and I know what it is. I'm like, the way he described, like, the dick the dick guy, it, like, it fits to my curve, motherfucker. You know what I'm talking about? Like, he had it on smash whole time.
Blak:Whole time. Whole time, she up in there letting letting letting her letting her friend getting their getting them jets. That dog. Scandalous, Mia. Scandalous.
Blak:But this ain't the worst thing on this list. And now we go to who is the worst. Now before I announce that, let me say both of these women are flat out trash. Flat out. Flat out.
Blak:Bro, Amy, I don't I I pray. I pray nobody like this really exists. Bro, that relationship was straight up toxic. Straight up toxic. But have somebody thinking you got kidnapped and killed, bro?
Blak:Like, nah. Nah. That was a toxic relationship. Straight up toxic. But but I'm gonna save you because we gotta talk about Andrea.
Blak:Oh my lord. Andrea from a family that prays. This lady, this lady, this thug, got me using conservative words and shit. This thug just flat out denied her husband, bro. Like, her husband had a a get rich quick not really a get rich get rich quick scheme.
Blak:She was just like he was like, hey, man. I know you're cool with with with the boss, And, you know, I got this business idea, and I wanna make this business idea work for our family. You get money now. You're in a good position. Like, you worked your way up.
Blak:Here she go. No. I'm not. I her her reasoning for not doing the shit was just like, no. Your your things never work out, and it's never gonna work out for you.
Blak:He'll never lend you that money. Like, oh my god, bro. 1st and foremost, the fact that he didn't notice this in the beginning was like, yo. Like, I know y'all families are close and shit, but you're a little too close to this month. Like, did y'all like, the question that came out, Y'all ever smash?
Blak:Like, did y'all ever y'all ever have some shit going on? Because I feel like y'all way too close. Like, I know y'all, like, brother and sister and shit, technically, because your mamas are close, but why are you riding so hard for this motherfucker? You married me. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Like and then you'll get whatever attitude you want, but that that'll give me the the clue. You know what I'm saying? That'll give me all I need to know. This motherfucker ain't for me. Shit for the streets.
Blak:Money turning up in the account. Where the fuck you make $16 an hour, girl. How the fuck you got all this money in this account? Like, the the things that would be going through my head, you mean to tell me you got enough money to start a business in your account right now, but you won't you won't even let me go talk to this motherfucker. Like, my my antennas would have been way too high way too high for this.
Blak:You knew good goddamn well. I've been wanting to get out on my own. I wanna be my own boss. I wanna take care of my fam like, I wanna do what he doing. Whole time, you over there fucking them.
Blak:Well, I'll be damned. I'll be damned. And then and and then she hits him with like, he's like, listen, man. I just wanna I just wanna help my son. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Like like, true dash shit. I just wanna take care of my son. That ain't your son. What? What?
Blak:Hold on. I I'm I'm I didn't hear you. Say that one more time. Oh, what? That's that's not my kid.
Blak:Are you are you sure? Are you sure? And he did what I think is a sucker move, but almost the right move for that type of fuckery, bro. Like, I I was like, that's fucked up, but I get it. I get it.
Blak:I get it. It was coming. I woulda let my mama do that. Like, nah. I gotta call my sister right now.
Blak:I I have to call my sister. Yo, sis. I need you to come to the house now. And shit needs to be addressed. Hands need to be thrown.
Blak:Please come to the house. Fuck this motherfucker up. She over here. Oh, she over here with the bullshit. She over here with the bullshit.
Blak:And then and then on as a honorary as a honorary, her her her friends ain't or his friends ain't shit either. Tyler Perry and his wife because they knew. They ain't wanna give me no kind of heads up. Equally trash, but we we focus on. Next week, we're gonna do the men.
Blak:And there there's some there's some trash ones out there. I have 2 in mind that that that are that are cause of conversation. But if you have any ideas for men who are who are trash partners, we'll figure out who the worst one is, submit the entry. But for my for my house meeting tonight, Andrea is definitely, most definitely, the worst partner. The smoke pit picked, Amy from Gone Girl, and people were writing novels about how trash she was, which, again, she was terrible.
Blak:That relationship was toxic, though. My man was over here just trying to take care of the family, get money, finesse the boss. You know what I'm saying? And Andrea was straight up horrible. Even her mom would like, we a mama's telling you you ain't shit pretty much.
Blak:Like, maybe I'll just pray you get like, that's the worst thing a mama can say. Baby, I pray you get your soul right. What the fuck do you mean? I'm going to hell? The fuck?
Blak:Like, if your mom hits you with that shit, you know without a shadow of a doubt. Damn. Baby, I just pray I pray that God steers you in the right way. That's like old folks talk for, boy, you are one evil motherfucker. You know that?
Blak:That's pretty that's pretty much what they're telling you. Yeah. I don't. You are terrible. You are trash, and you need you need Jesus.
Blak:And I pray that Jesus enters your life and switches the trashness out. Please, amen, and thank you. Oh, man. But that was our house meeting. Again, if you wanna be a part of the discussion, we'll do the men next week.
Blak:Submit your names in the group, who you want to be nominated for a trash partner. I will send the list to management. We will confer and converse, and we'll get back to you. Alright? But but now is the time that we switch gears and we go to our who's man's.
Blak:Remember, we have a double shot tonight. Hey. Whom is this? Whom is this? Whom is You see it.
Blak:You see it. Now if you haven't if you haven't been paying attention, if you have not been paying attention to Tara Tower, he went on the Joe Rogan podcast, and he basically let the world know that his first memory was was vivid. It was very vivid. It was something that he would never forget. And you know what?
Blak:Enough about let me let me not let me not, harp on it. I'll let the man himself say what was on his mind when he decided to share what he wanted to share. And here we go.
TH:The way everybody else does, I don't think. I used to think that everybody had the similar experience, but, like, if I ask you, what was your first memory in life? What would it do? I don't think I know. My first memory was almost like when you're dreaming and you're falling, and you hit the bottom and you wake up.
TH:Mhmm. That was my first memory, but I didn't wake up here. I was inside this room.
Blak:Why do we do this to ourselves? The first thing that came to my mind when I watched this clip, boy, what the fuck are they putting in the drugs nowadays? What are they doing? Your first memory. Your first memory to where your brain was wired to remember shit is in the womb.
Blak:You are in your mother's womb. Now let me let me let me put out a disclaimer. I have heard of people with memories as early as, a year old. I have heard of people that have had memories of, like, they're it's crazy. But the wound, my guy, the wound in the belly, in the placenta.
Blak:Now notice Terrence doesn't go Terrence doesn't go into real detail about, you know, what the what the wound felt like, looked like, smelled like, taste like. What in what universe am I to believe that you have a memory as early as that. That means you remember the water bursting. You remember coming out. What what was that like, Terrence?
Blak:Because you're the only one. You're the only person in human history that I I have ever heard of having a memory as early as the womb. Like, what was you eating in there? Do you remember? Was you just comfortable?
Blak:Were you just swimming around in there, moving? What were you doing, Terrence? What was it like? What kept you occupied? Because I'm sure I'm quite sure you were bored in there.
Blak:Could you breathe? How did that work? Was it like a fish to water? Like, what songs were in your head? What language did you speak in there?
Blak:Tell me. I need to know. Because, you know, there's there's there's, biological things that you can actually answer because you have a memory of being in the this is fucking ridiculous. This is terrible. This is this is this is why this is why see, certain people like, when Kat Williams talks, like, it's crazy, but you have to listen to Katt Williams.
Blak:He's giving you crazy in layers. Right? There's some truth wrapped up in there. Jaguar right. She sounds crazy, but a lot of her shit if you if you just with Kat too.
Blak:A lot of his shit, if you just hold on, truth's probably gonna come out. He will look like he will look like he's knowing what he's talking about. Like, people won't give him props for the shit. He sounds crazy in the moment, but if you really listen to Kyle Williams, you're like, oh, shit. Damn.
Blak:Kyle was right. Yeah. Brian. Welcome to the chat, Brian. He said this too.
Blak:He gave a whole speech about math. Now I went back and did the equation. The equation's actually real. But where the fuck did he get this? 2.
Blak:2. You really want me to like, stop and sold my intelligence because the math shit, he broke it down and had an explanation. This shit Come on, Terrence. Come on, bro. Come on.
Blak:Come on, dawg. Come on, dawg. Give me a lit give me, like, give me a little bit of credit that I ain't that goddamn stupid to believe your ass had a memory in the womb. Like, if that's the case, Terrence, you have to be the smartest person in in the world. You have to be.
Blak:Because you had that's like this is some apocalypse shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's that's in cyber newer shit. Right? Some motherfuckers born intelligent.
Blak:Like, you had to come out you had to come out the womb. If you had a memory in the womb, you had to come out the the womb with a language, like, knowing how to speak. Like, at at that point, you should be able to tell your mom, like, mom, I'm hungry. As as a person that's been in the world for fucking 7 days, if that is the case. Your dumbass ain't have no fucking memory in the womb, Terrence.
Blak:Jesus. What where are they getting these people? Where are they getting them? Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Blak:Right? You're like you have to be born with comprehension. Like, you you should know in a month, bro. In a month, you should know how to read, write, and do arithmetic if you had a memory in the womb. How old were you?
Blak:How long were you in there with memory? This is like a like a SATA chip, bro. Like, she gave birth to a fucking microchip that was just artificially intelligent. This motherfucker's a robot. Right?
Blak:Bro, what are we doing in the year of our lord 2024? What weed is out there that is fucking these people's head up? Because I know when they go on Joe Rogan, they'd be high as a fight. But how high are you? If you if you are telling me,
Blak:man, you know, man, when
Blak:I was born, man, I was,
Blak:I had a memory in the in the womb, man. And, I came out of the womb with comprehension. I could I could read and write, and I I
Blak:I've learned my my actor's lines by the time I was 5 years old, man. Shut the fuck up, Terrence. We don't wanna we don't believe you. You need more people. Where where are the people who were present for this?
Blak:Have them verify it. Where is the doctor that gave birth to you? Because I'm pretty sure when he smacks you on the ass, bro, you should've been like, hey, man. I'm I was just born, man. Why'd you smack me on my ass, man?
Blak:You are lying. That that is a lie. You are a liar and the truth is not in you. I don't I don't believe you. Got me on my anger man shit.
Blak:I don't believe you. I need validation. If if there's anybody that could validate Terrence Crawford having a having a memory in the womb. Please step forward. Come to the smoke pit.
Blak:Please let your voice be heard because this ain't it. Stop doing this. Stop stop setting shit back, Terrence. This is probably why they kicked you out of Marvel. One because of the money.
Blak:It was because you just you say silly shit. Who let you go on this show? Jesus. Your public are you are you the publicist, Terrence? Joe, why did you allow this to happen?
Blak:Like, I know you have some crazy preachers on your show, Joe. Stop doing this. Stop doing this. Please. Please and thank you.
Blak:Please and thank you. Now I did mention we had a we had a double shot. Yes. We have a double shot. And if if you paid attention, we had we had this one too.
Blak:Now whose man's number 2 is this guy, mister Diddy? Oh, mister Diddy. Now I have not been on the show for for a couple of weeks, but this came out before I came back last week. We didn't address last week, but I'm about to fucking fillet your ass, Diddy. Oh, you just wait.
Blak:Now to hear what he said, here he is. Here he is. In his own words, let's let's hear it from from Danny.
Diddy:It's so difficult to reflect on the darkest times in your life. Sometimes you gotta do that. I was fucked up. I mean, I hit rock bottom, but I make no excuses. My behavior on that video is inexcusable.
Diddy:I take full responsibility for my actions in that video. I'm disgusted. I was disgusted then when I did it. I'm disgusted now. I went and I sought out professional help.
Diddy:I had to go into therapy. I'm going to rehab. Had asked God for his mercy and grace. I'm so sorry. I'm committed to be a better man each and every day.
Diddy:I'm not asking for forgiveness. I'm truly sorry.
Blak:1. No. You're not. 2. No.
Blak:You're not. 3. No. The fuck. You're not.
Blak:No. You're not taking full responsibility, Diddy. Because if you woulda took full responsibility, you would've admitted this shit when she said it the first fucking time. And Cassie, the world owes you an apology. They do.
Blak:They owe you a motherfucking apology. Because she was out here screaming to the top of her lungs to anybody who could fucking hear that shit that she was getting beat on. But, no, Diddy. You did not take full responsibility. You are the person you are you are the person that that did this to this girl.
Blak:You knew you did this to this girl. There was video evidence of you, and you knew this shit. And you still didn't take responsibility for that shit. Did he? You let that girl you let that girl be a victim that cannot seek justice, and that is terrible.
Blak:That is terrible. You called her a gold digger. You called her you called her names like she was just after your money when she really was just seeking justice. And that that that is the tragic part of this shit that you get you woulda got away with this shit. First of all, whoever leaked this video footage, thank you because that is terrible.
Blak:That is terrible. You beat this girl with a fucking towel on. Like, bro. And that speaks volumes. You held up your towel with one hand, and you beat her with the other one.
Blak:Like, this is experience with the shit, bro. That poor girl went through hell with you. And now that you got caught, I'm sorry. No. The fuck you're not.
Blak:You're not sorry that you hit her. You didn't say her name. Now whether that was because you could or couldn't is up for debate. You didn't even say the girl's name. But if you were truly sorry, none of that shit would even matter.
Blak:You decided to name any fucking way. You wouldn't have made a video about this shit because that that's a PR move, a stupid fucking PR move. Whoever told you to do that, you should fire them because they fucked you up. I'm so sorry. I just asked God for his grace and do you?
Blak:Do you, Denny? Are you asking God for your grace and mercy, or are you asking the public for this shit? Because you're sitting there with the midnight oil on your fucking face. Your beer's died. We know you owe the shit, didn't he?
Blak:You ain't young no more, my guy. Let the gray show. Kevin Hart doing it. Embrace that shit. Then then I would have believed you.
Blak:Sorry. But motherfucker, don't come out here with the with the with the old military shirt on, with your with your shit dyed. Like, I need to see you look a fucking mess because this affected you. And not really for the money. Like, that shit sounded so fucking fake.
Blak:I'm committed to be a better person. Nah, bro. Like, I almost wanna say you leaked this shit. Why? Because you're in deeper shit than just this.
Blak:But this is fucking terrible. It makes the other shit look like you actually fucking did it, did he? Did you ever think to consider that? Like, I'm in so much shit, bro. I'm in so much shit that I have to address this shit publicly to get out of the other shit, but it makes you look like a fucking terrible person.
Blak:It does. It makes you look like you don't give a shit what you do because you're gonna get away with it. And speaking of getting away with it, we gotta go back to this biggie shit now. That's where I want this shit to go. Address it.
Blak:It's the perfect time to. Tell tell everything that was going on because you want you committed to being a better person? Alright. Let us know. Let us know, did he?
Blak:Because there was rumors for years. There was there was there was a shit ton of rumors with you and you and Biggie. Now let it out. You've got committed to being a better person, let it out. Sad that it took this shit to get you to even apologize for something.
Blak:But let me not go too deep in. Let me not go too deep. I ain't perfect. I ain't a perfect person. But goddamn, if you were really if you were really committed to being, like, a good man and a good father, like, you got boys behind you that are that are watching this shit, bro.
Blak:And that's the shit. You have you have daughters. You have twin daughters that are that are watching you do this shit. And they're gonna pay for this shit, bro. Like, they're gonna pay for your mistakes.
Blak:And that that is that is the that is the saddest part of it. And please tell your son, leave 50 Cent the fuck alone, bro. Like, please don't go in there. Don't go into it. Don't do that.
Blak:Don't do that to yourself, B. Don't don't do that to yourself, b. But Jesus, Diddy. Whoever told you to do that You know what, Diddy? Let's just let's get you out of this jam.
Blak:Go make a video. Apologize for your mistakes. Yeah. That'll get them on your side. What up, Matt?
Blak:That'll help you out, Diddy. Oh, you a stupid motherfucker, man. And it's like, yeah. I ain't sorry. I'm just I'm I'm sorry.
Blak:I'm sorry I got caught. I am sorry I got caught. And you know what? So be it. You deserve everything coming to you.
Blak:No, Brian. He went out no. This is actually him shooting from the hip, bro. This is actually him. This is actually him shooting from the hip.
Blak:Like, he he got on that bitch bright and early that morning.
Blak:Hey, guys. You know,
Blak:I was fucked up. I was in a really low place. Man, get the fuck out of here with this miss Sophia shit. All my life, I had the faith. I love Harpo.
Blak:God knows I do. But I can't again before I let him put his hands on me. Fuck out of here, Diddy. Joe ass out of here with that bullshit. We don't believe you.
Blak:This is the theme of the night. We don't believe you. You need more people. Fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here, Diddy.
Blak:Man, they lost their mind. But those are who's meant for the night, ladies and gentlemen. Terrence Howard and Diddy. Hell, at at least it wasn't Tyrese this week. By the way, we could have had Tyrese again this week.
Blak:Sad. Sad. The guy the guy stays winning, bro. But we had to address Diddy. We had to address Terrence Howard.
Blak:Oh my god, bro. Like, the the who's man's this week is is 1. But before we get back to our regularly scheduled programming, I mentioned earlier in the show that I wanted to try something new. Right? And I wanted to hand out an award, and this is gonna be our first ever smoke pit pettiness award.
Blak:Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Yes. Now if we can get someone to call the room, please. Ten hut. There we go.
Blak:Now we're gonna be honoring our 1st recipient of the smoke pit pettiness award, representative Jasmine Crockett, front center. I will read the citation. If you do not mind, please put yourselves at attention for the duration of the reading. Hold your applause, please. We will get to the proceedings.
Blak:On 16 May 2024, representative Crockett used her wit and expert level rebuttals to deny Karen like behavior used in the sacred chambers of our US Congress by using the term bleach blonde, bad built, butch body referred to as b 6, she was able to confuse the majority of congress while directly impacting her target. Furthermore, she suppressed angry representatives by confusing her and making sure no further clapbacks were effective. The distinctive accomplishments of Republican Crockett or representative sorry. Representative Crockett were fret credit upon herself and the smoke pits credit, of the petty arts. Those are our citations.
Blak:Ladies and gentlemen, you may now applaud for representative Crockett. For those of you who don't know what I am talking about, allow me to put you up one game. Now people in congress play dirty and, you know, words get exchanged. It gets very heated in the halls of congress. So on this particular day, there was an exchange between representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and representative Crockett.
Blak:Now I'm looking for the video right now, and, once I find it, I will play it for you. Give me one second. But, yes, sometimes it gets very heated in the chambers, and she thought she got away with it. She really did. She thought she was being slick, but, it was a magnificent display, ladies and gentlemen.
Blak:Magnificent. Now let me bring this up for you, and, you will get to see exactly what I am seeing. Alright. Part of the miss Green, do you ask unanimous do you agree to unanimous consent to strike your words?
woman:I repeat again for the second time. Yes. I'll strike
Blak:my words. But I'm not apologizing. Without objection. Without objection. With everyone.
Jas:Mister chair, point o order.
Blak:Who's who's
woman:It's me.
Blak:Miss Crockett.
Jas:I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde, bad built bush body, that would not be engaging in personalities. Correct?
Blak:Uh-oh. What now?
woman:Chairman, I make a I
woman:make a motion to strike those words.
Blak:I don't think that's a
woman:part of it.
Jas:Trying to find clarification on what Chairman, motion to
woman:strike those words.
Blak:What you said.
woman:We're not gonna we're not gonna do this. Like, you guys earlier literally just Oh, you just you just voted to do the first.
Blak:So you were voted
woman:to do it. Or not. I was trying to get clarification. Look at calm down. Calm down.
woman:No. No. No. No. Because this is what I'm gonna do.
woman:Proceeding. I'm trying to get your ass.
Blak:You're not recognized.
woman:You with your yelling. Don't want me down. No. Can you please calm down? Me to calm down.
woman:Calm down. Because y'all you're not recognized, mister Trump. You with your yelling. Don't want me to calm down. Calm down.
woman:Because y'all talk, my boy. Then you go out of control. Because if I look, Kevin, can you send me a message?
Blak:Chairman. Mister chairman. That was me. Oh, yes. This is straight out of the playbook of the late great Eric Mays, ladies and gentlemen.
Blak:He would have been proud of this. He would he is in heaven right now with smile on his face watching that encounter. Ugh was beautiful. It was chef's kiss. Do you know how hard it is to come up with a quip like that?
Blak:That is genius level rebuffling. Genius level. It was magnificent. I almost had a tear washing it the first time I watched it. I was like, there's no way.
Blak:There is no way. It was it was quick. It was well thought out, and it was confusing. Like, when she said it, everybody else is like, How the fuck did you come out with these bees, like, back to back? Like, say that shit 5 times fast, bro.
Blak:Oh, but you know who got it? The intended target. She got that shit. Oh, and that hurt hurt her feelings. It was great.
Blak:It was great. But y'all can't do that. You just voted for it. Trap.
woman:Trapped her.
Blak:It was it was everything I needed it to be in this moment. Like, if I would if I have a bad day, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go back and watch this video. Bleach blonde, bad build Butch body. For 200, it needs to be a jeopardy question.
Blak:And the category needs to be clapbacks. Clapbacks for 200. Bleach blonde, bad built body. Butch body. Who is Republican?
Blak:Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene? Correct. It was it was awesome. It was awesome. So with that being said, she is the, inaugural recipient of the smoke pit pettiness awards.
Blak:She she earned that one. It was viral. It was effective. It hurt feelings, denied harm, confused the audience, except the person that was meant for. Obviously, she got it.
Blak:She must have been called it before because it hurt. Oh, that shoe fit. Oh, that dog then. It was hit. She was like, oh, no.
Blak:Oh, no. They're gonna be, like, try to calm down now. It was too late. It was too late. That's what y'all do.
Blak:Y'all give, and y'all can't take it. But, yeah, that's that's let me know how that one works out. Give me feedback on on that one. That might be a one and done, but I tried. But, anyway, before I get out here, man, let's go back to our regularly scheduled program.
Blak:Let's calm down. Let's and let's wrap up these final thoughts. Here we go.
Blak:And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.
Blak:Yo. Shout out to Mac for that, man. I'll I always love that one. It's it's such a such a crescendo to the to the to the ending. I love it.
Blak:We come off the the climax of the of the show, then we go right down to the valley to where we start waving. I love it, man. That that's it's perfect. But final shots and thoughts, shout out to the DFPN family. This is a good week.
Blak:We're ending it on a great note too. Phoenix fan fusion, you seen Mac check-in. Thank you so much for checking in, bro. This was, this is a good show. I the I ain't gonna lie.
Blak:I kinda bambi through this one, but I ain't I ain't I ain't embarrassed. It is what it is. But, I'm glad you guys are out there. I'm glad you guys are are are having fun. I'm gonna keep following you guys and and see what you come up with.
Blak:Post that content, man, and, let people know what you're what you're doing. We'll share as much as we can over here on our side, but it it's it's so dope to see you guys doing, what you're doing right now. It's it's amazing. Shout out to Jen, from the Queens who's out there. Shout both gens are out there.
Blak:So, shout out to you guys. Have fun. I love the cosplaying. It's it's it's all looking perfect, man. So keep doing what y'all doing.
Blak:I hope you guys are networking and and and and getting some good interviews knocked out of this, man, but I'm very, very proud of you guys. I I really am. So doing this doing this, this is fun, but I I wish I was there with you guys. I really do. I really do.
Blak:So have fun for me, man. Please. Please. Please. But on this side, no gimmicks is back.
Blak:Episode 70 is in the in the chamber. It is loaded up for you guys to go listen to. We had a very good show, myself and Frank d. USDN put out they had their live show, last night, and they're gonna be dropping soon. So make sure you guys are tapped in.
Blak:I think we may have a falling star. Maybe, maybe not. If not, then, we'll get back on the schedule with those. So I know this trip kinda kinda brought them out of whack. So, we normally have our fall and start Fridays.
Blak:We didn't this week. So just tap in with us next week. It's it you're not missing it for nothing. They're out there doing great stuff, and they're gonna bring us some more great content back. So, just stay tapped in.
Blak:This will be dropping Monday on all streaming platforms. If you're here on the Monday, if you're listening, then get back into the Patreon, my guys. Come to the Patreon. Come to these live shows. Come have fun with us.
Blak:It it's always a good time, but just come hang out with us. You know? So d f p n dot com is always up to date. Make sure you go to the d f p n dot com. Tap in to see what we got.
Blak:When we're outside of Patreon, we are on dddfpn.com. We are live there. So make sure you guys come chat with us. Come tap in. Very, very excited for what we got coming for the rest of the year.
Blak:It's been a great year so far, so let's keep up that momentum. And thank you guys for tuning in. Thank you, Mac. Thank you, Brian, and thank you for everybody else who tuned in and didn't and didn't really chime into the conversation. I I see you.
Blak:I see the numbers. So, I know you're there. Thank you for tuning in. But if you wanna have fun with me, comment. Comment.
Blak:I talk back to you guys. I do. So thank you guys for tuning in once again For the homie, Mac aka your boy, I am red like a king. Made is Kelvin Kaley. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to episode 141 of the smoke pit.
Blak:Until next time. Have love. Make sex. Peace. Welcome to the smoke pit.
Blak:It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke, babe. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week. Come relaxing.
Blak:Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we're at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.
Blak:It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.