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The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!
Speaker 1: Well, good morning, Lieutenant Craig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy Friday. It is a good day. Did you know I didn't realize it was your birthday?
Speaker 1: Um It was my birthday a month ago.
Speaker 2: It's your birthday. It's my birthday. It's everybody's birthday. Is it everybody's birthday? We're celebrating tomorrow. That's true. 250.
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about today. I'm like, well, what's today?
Speaker 2: No, no, tomorrow. And man, do you feel that old?
Speaker 1: Today, yes. Yes, I do. I feel very much 250 years old. I got my old man arm going on.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to figure out what went on there, but I know I said something yesterday and you threatened me with uh throttling with it.
Speaker 1: All I said was you should have seen the other guy. Yeah, No, I'm just clumsy. I'm clumsy and stupid. I fell down and hurt myself. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So are you still on or off the wagon?
Speaker 1: Uh I'm trying to get back on.
Speaker 2: Okay, so did this have anything to do with it. No.
Speaker 1: No. Uh but yeah, it's been uh it's been a little bit of a rough week.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this or not, but they've proven it takes away your balance just a little bit at times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it also happens when you get old. You start losing your marbles, just like me. So, yeah, how is your week?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a week. Uh, I'm here on a special day because I got the day off today. Yeah, holiday. What? Yeah. Today's the recognized federal holiday because the fourth falls on a Saturday. Jade. Hey, Jade. Hey, just texted you and said, shut up and get to work.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. Traffic school's over, everybody. Have a good day. Have a safe fourth. Bye bye. Bye. Sign it out. Well, I hope everybody is uh smart this 4th of July. Did you see that Utah banned all fireworks? That's a pretty good smartness, huh? Yeah. Can you imagine what the public reaction's been like? Yeah, let's go to Idaho. Pretty much. People are not happy about it. But I think Utah, like the whole state's on fire or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, they'll shoot them off.
Speaker 1: They don't care. Uh yeah, if you're blowing off fireworks, you know, exercise caution. Don't use illegal fireworks. Hey, I think what not
Speaker 2: to jump right into it, but this is the thing. We are in a drought. Our state's dry. Utah, Colorado, everybody's burning up. So when you are shooting off your fireworks, because that it's happening.
We've been outside at the fire pit and we've watched our neighbors put on some spectacular shows already. With that being said, though, know this. Safe and sane is what's legal in Idaho, right? If it leaves the ground, it's illegal. Other places are putting other bands in place because of how dry they are. No fire, it's a ban on all fireworks. But this is the key.
Not only is it illegal, but if for some reason you were to start a fire, now they can come after you civilly for all damages and costs that pertain to that fire.
Speaker 1: And that could add up to a lot of money.
Speaker 2: A little more than what you and I make.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think those fireworks are expensive? Yeah, that bill. Bill from the government gonna be real.
Speaker 2: Oh, just be cautious.
Speaker 1: and yeah, I mean you could end up hurting people. Like it be careful. Yeah, everybody. Don't be stupid. is the easiest way to put it. Don't be a puddinghead.
Speaker 2: Do you think the emergency room's like, what uh what's the first customer coming in
Speaker 1: tonight gonna have three or four digits missing? Well, I hope it's a tame weekend for you and all the other, you know, folks out keeping people uh in line and safe during the holiday.
Speaker 2: What I'd ask about that is man, we do have the huge celebration going on tomorrow night. When you go, the best thing you can do is pre-prepare. So know how you want to get home.
Not how you want to get there, but how you want to get home, park accordingly. Now the key to that is be patient. Yes, be patient, be kind, have love for others. Don't have a short fuse. Know that if you go on down there, there's gonna be a lot of stuff going on, right?
Speaker 1: And a lot of people.
Speaker 2: And if you're Victor Wilt, there's probably gonna be some teenagers that get under your skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, try to fight you. You never know. Happened to me last year.
Speaker 2: Teenagers trying to fight me. Let it let it slide. Just enjoy your weekend. But the most important thing is put your phones down when you're trying to get there or leave. Don't drive distracted in that chaos. And number one, if you're gonna partake of the beverage, make other arrangements to get home.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. And if you want to check out those parking maps, you can go to freedomcelebration.com. You can even print them off in high quality. Oh my. You can download them to your phone. Victor Wilt will sign it. You can frame it, put it on your wall.
Speaker 2: The last Meluka Fireworks show in Idaho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have a Sharpie. I probably better bring tons of Sharpies because I'm gonna be signing so many autographs. You are so popular. I'm so cool. We're gonna prove how popular I am by all you people calling us in a minute for traffic school, powered by the advocates. You can ask us about fireworks. You can ask us about uh new laws. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's why your neighbor drives you crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, if it's uh you know, legal to do whatever you want in Blackfoot once you reach a certain age. You can ask us whatever you want. 208-535-1015. All right. You ready? Let's do it. Let's do it. Saddle up, cowboys. Here we go. Our first caller of the program. You're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hi, Victor. What's going on, Jeff?
Speaker 2: Oh, man, hang up. It's not crazy, Carl. We can't start this program like this.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Jeff?
Speaker 3: No much on age the parade dishes.
Speaker 1: Lieutenant Crane, do you have any idea how long the parade is?
Speaker 2: It's gonna go clear from the very beginning to the end. Yep. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Take a lot of water, take some sunshade and sunscreen. Yep.
Speaker 1: Gonna be a toasty one tomorrow. So yeah. Patience.
Speaker 2: Take some patience.
Speaker 1: Yes, because there are going to be people out. Patience. So have fun at the parade, Jeff. Oh, I'm well. All right. Well, we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 3: One pain does it start. No idea.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna be hanging out at the Idaho Falls Community Hospital River Fest, presented by ICCU and River Bend Media Group all day. So I won't be able to make the parade. The working man. Right. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You guys doing it next year.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. Um I have no idea, Jeff. But um well, we'll find out next year. Okay. All right. I hope so. Uh depending on what time in the morning it's at.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'd kind of like him not to be involved myself.
Speaker 1: There's other people that can do it, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. And I'd be happy to do it. I'd kind of prefer that whole lay in my bed thing in the morning.
Speaker 2: You know, there's people that do jobs and do a good job at it, Jeff. Yeah, that's not me. Anyway, Jeff, you have a good day, dude. You too. All right, see ya. See ya. Bye.
Speaker 1: 208-535-1015, the number to call for. Traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Uh, we're taking calls on whatever you want to talk about. Fourth of July stuff. Uh I did have an article pop up earlier. Have you ever ever arrested anyone on a unicycle? No.
Well, some guy was uh riding a unicycle weaving in and out of traffic somewhere on a unicycle that could go up to 93 miles an hour. Oh my. So I knowing you, I thought that might be something you'd be interested in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be something, wouldn't it?
Speaker 1: And I want to see it. Why don't you pick one up? Okay. I know the trouble you cause with electric bicycles. So K-Bear, you're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 3: Oh man, you know who it is. You slap in.
Speaker 1: There he is.
Speaker 2: Your time slot is over, son.
Speaker 3: Hey, so uh, how much bail money am I gonna need if I light off a Joe Dirt size firework in my front yard?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah. What what are the charges for um is it different for aerial fireworks
Speaker 2: than it's a it's a misdemeanor, but what happens is if that aerial cut catches the neighborhood on fire and causes some damage, now it becomes a felony. Oh Alright.
Speaker 1: So what if it's just a loud bang?
Speaker 2: You know, a big explosive Yeah. same same deal. Well, if it doesn't lose the ground, it's not illegal. It might be a noise disturbance, right? Don't don't know exactly how loud this thing's gonna be, but if it is that kind of loudness, uh it's a misdemeanor for a noise disturbance, and then also if it catches any problems, civilly irresponsible, and if it causes uh major damage, you could be uh cited for felony. Destruction of property.
Speaker 1: I thought firecrackers were illegal, you know, just little explosive firecrackers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, technically, I mean, it's kind of like owning cats. Some people gotta give a break.
Speaker 3: M80s will blow up a mailbox, I've heard. So I've heard.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give anybody any ideas.
Speaker 2: No. That's a federal offense, so don't be blowing up people's mailboxes. That's serious business. Yeah, they don't laugh at that. Yeah. No. Carl done six years on that.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you from experience. What Oh man. What if you're shooting your buddy with bottle rockets? I mean, uh, bodily harms. That would that would account
Speaker 2: for unfortunately, those aren't ground effect, but it sure is fun, right?
Speaker 1: And then your body gets to call the advocate's injury attorney because it got in. his...
Speaker 2: Exactly. My friend was being reckless with fireworks. Oh no. I'll tell you what about...
Speaker 3: 15 years ago, I was watching my neighbors and they have these roaming candles, and they're shooting each other in the park, you know. And I'm like, going, uh, okay, you know, who hasn't done that? But I'm like, going, at least wear safety glasses, guys. This guy, those that magnesium burns at 2500 degrees. This guy catches one right above the eyebrow.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mr. Science.
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah.
Speaker 1: I watched I watched it when I was a kid. 250,000 degrees.
Speaker 3: You could cook a marshmallow from a block away.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: Roman candle fireball right to the face. It doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 3: No, no, he was not having a good time after that. So yeah. So safety glasses, guys.
Speaker 2: When we were in junior high, we decided to have a BB gun fight. And everybody's got these pellet guns, right? So we decided, well, go ahead and bring your pellet gun, but we're gonna make a two-pump limit. You know, I pump it twice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody obeyed. You know?
Speaker 2: The next thing you know, you get hit, you're pumping three. No, now you're pumping four. Now we're sinking BBs into people's skin. Jeez. And uh, we thought, boy, if we're gonna do that, we and we'd made a hard rule, no shooting in the head, right? You could neck below. Well, after everybody didn't follow the first couple of rules, we decided we probably ought to have some eye protection. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So where were we gonna come up with that, right?
Speaker 1: Dollar store sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Well, we'd been to science class. Oh, okay. They had tons of eye protection. So we thought if we just borrow it on BB gun fight nights and bring it back, is that really a theft?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just borrowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we borrowed. So we started that, and luckily for us, our science teacher was awesome. He said, Boys, those need to stay in the classroom.
Speaker 1: Then he probably couldn't go to mom and dad and be like, hey, me and my friends like that. These baby gun wars. Can you get me some safe safety goggles, please?
Speaker 2: And some kind of uh infection
Speaker 1: fighting ingredient to take this infection out of these BB holes. Oh, man.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's funny. All right on. Well, hey, man, I hope everybody has all 11 toes, 11 fingers on the 5th of July. I don't know, man. Uh hope everybody has a safe one and uh put your put your fireworks in a bucket of water, please. Public service announcements.
Speaker 2: Hey Carl, I don't know if you know this or not, but if you do that before you light them off, they're not gonna work very good. Let's clarify. Hey, folks, when you clean up, make sure you water them down and put them in a water bucket. There you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Right on. Well, hey, man, you guys have a safety scene 4th of July. Oh, it's gonna be epic, man. America's 250th. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Heck yeah. You have a good one too, Carl. All right, we'll see you, man. See you, man. K-bear, you were live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hey, Vic. Hey, what's up, Patrick? A question.
Speaker 4: And doesn't have anything to do with fireworks or stuff like that. Oh, great. So you get pulled over and you're accused of being under the influx of alcohol, and you blow triple zeros and you pass the field sobriety test. Can a cop arrest you for suspicion of being under narcotics?
Speaker 2: Not if you pass the sobriety test. If you show that, hey, I I passed the sobriety test and and stuff like that. We have to have reasonable grounds to believe that you're driving under the influence of something. Now, if there's no alcohol on board, that doesn't mean you're not driving under the influence of something. But it will indicate through the test, and maybe it's just the eye test, right? And so if they can show probable cause of why they need to continue on, then they can detain you for the investigation of the DUI. Alright, then.
Speaker 1: All right, there you go, Patrick. Appreciate the call, man. Yep. Have a good one. You too late. Okay, Bear, you were live on traffic school. Powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 3: This is Jeremy, or uh as crazy Carl's gonna start calling me from now on. Tractor Jeremy.
Speaker 1: Tractor Jeremy, all right.
Speaker 2: If you hang out with him on your personal time, that's your own fault.
Speaker 1: Hey, the car shows are fun. The car shows are fun.
Speaker 1: Nothing fun and watch a bunch of old drunk guys.
Speaker 2: Trip over flower plants.
Speaker 3: Hey, we had a great time at the VA home last Sunday. Well, good. I even I got Miss Idaho to actually sit on the tractor and take pictures.
Speaker 1: Wow. All right. Well, uh I don't have the oh good for you button.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ready to. go. Yeah, I'll do something special. Sorry. Oh no, it's it's fine. Did you know when she won that award, they told her she has to be nice to older folks?
Speaker 3: But I wanted to tell Sergeant Crane I got pulled over by one of his companions on Monday.
Speaker 2: Ah, good. I hope you walked away with some paperwork. No. Oh, who's the name?
Speaker 1: What's the name? What's the name? What officer dropped the ball?
Speaker 3: I think I think he was the young kid. He he pulled me over. He's like, you don't have the current stickers on your vehicle. I said, I just paid for them online on Saturday. Today's Monday. They have not landed in my mailbox yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and they're probably.
Speaker 3: not going to show up. And I turned around and I said, I said, isn't it true? July 1st, stickers are actually no longer required.
Speaker 2: So this is a good way to explain that. When you're uh driving down the road and the speed limit changes to 45, it is true that the speed limit changed, but it's also true it doesn't change until you reach the sign. So not need a sticker isn't true until uh yesterday or I guess what was a couple Thursday.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He pulled me over on the 29th. So Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right on the edge there. But yeah, that I would imagine if you just barely bought them, uh who knows if you'll even get stickers.
Speaker 3: I actually they showed up in the mail yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're until July 1st. Okay. Anything in June's gonna show up. Now, one thing I would caution you on is turning around in the seat while you're talking to the trooper. Just set square. Don't be doing gymnastics in the front seat. Oh no.
Speaker 3: And by the way, your place is getting burglarized right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was all good about it. It was quite hilarious, though. Getting pulled over and I was like, you know, I paid for him on Saturday. Most people find it funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I feel every time I get pulled up.
Speaker 3: He was actually really polite about it. He was really polite about it.
Speaker 2: I was really good with him. Loving up a story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing like sitting there. I just love sitting there waiting.
Speaker 2: Family friends and neighbors driving by.
Speaker 1: Well, hey man, appreciate that call today and hope you have a good one.
Speaker 3: And then uh Crazy Carl and I will be in the uh Pokell's Fourth of July parade tomorrow. All right. Well, good for you. And there will be a lot of little Debbie snacks being handed out in that one. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, uh, if you see uh Jeremy handing out little Debbie snacks, grab one. They're delicious.
Speaker 3: All of us, the whole car club will be doing it. All right.
Speaker 1: Well, way cool, man. I hope you guys have a blast and uh that the parade goes well.
Speaker 2: This isn't just one guy, Victor, trying to make an impression on the whole community. It's a whole car club.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good on the car club. Well, right on, man. All right, you guys have a wonderful day. You too, Jeremy. Thanks, man. K bear. You were live on Traffic School, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 3: Uh, this is Crazy Carl's assistant.
Speaker 1: Oh, wow. We're just somebody take their phones away. So what's up, Crazy Carl's assistant?
Speaker 3: Uh we've got uh two questions.
Speaker 1: We got some Debbie Downers and we're just calling to talk about them.
Speaker 3: Hey uh, if you've got a two-lane and you've got a right turn, can you use the left lane to right turn if there's no cars coming?
Speaker 2: If I got a two-lane, could I use the right lane? to turn? And the left lane.
Speaker 3: If you got two lanes to turn on to two lanes, can you use both lanes to right turn on red if there's no cars coming?
Speaker 2: So it depends on if the red has a round bobe or an arrow bobe, and if both ways are designated left turn lanes. Right right turn, sir. Yeah, right on red. Oh, yes. And so, yeah, same thing. If it's a red round bobe and you're in a designated right turn lane, yeah, you can stop and proceed with caution.
Speaker 1: But if it's a red arrow, no.
Speaker 2: But if you're in the number one lane, you gotta into the number one lane. If you're in the number two lane, you gotta go in the number two lane. You can't crisscross. Roger that.
Speaker 4: Okay, our second question, sir. Uh, what's your favorite cheese? Pepper jack.
Speaker 1: Pepper Jack. That's pretty good. And I don't know if I could pick my favorite. Cheese is so good. Holy cow.
Speaker 4: I've act I've asked Victor this before, and he said his was smoked guda. I do like smoked gouda.
Speaker 1: But I think there's this like smoked black pepper, white cheddar tillamook. So good. Not bad either. Not bad. Mouthful. Oh yeah. Give me some cheese. Give me a barbecue. Cheese is good for your 4th of July. Oh, now what?
Speaker 4: That was That was years ago when you said you like to smoke gouda. It just might have been that week's preference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I that is good cheese.
Speaker 2: And he has matured over the years, folks.
Speaker 1: But I pretty much I mean, cheese is good. I love me some Munster. Munster ain't go wrong. Munster ain't bad. All right. I Love you guys. Thanks. Thanks, man.
Speaker 2: Give Carl a hug and tell him to get control of his friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if that's possible.
Speaker 1: We have a good and safe fourth, man. Alright, love you guys see you. Peace. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Um as I was sitting here, I came across an article about meats that are illegal to barbecue in Idaho. Now, this is from another radio radio station. Human? That'd be illegal. Can't cook human meat for the 4th of July barbecue.
Speaker 2: No, can't uh process it.
Speaker 1: Man, you just ruined my barbecue plan. All right. Well, I I don't know if this stuff's true, but I figured this is something we could talk about, and maybe you know. Uh the top of the list, bald eagle. Ooh, illegal. Can't do it?
Speaker 2: No, can't kill it.
Speaker 1: But I hear they're so tasty. Can you mind that big old hunk of meat? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: All gamey and bird. That's one tough bird right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It doesn't sound like it would be very good. So, yeah, you not only can't eat a bald eagle in Idaho, but you can't do it uh anywhere in the U.S. No. Golden Eagles. Uh same same deal. They did mention human. Yeah. They, you know, took the time to let people know you can't barbecue human for your fourth of July meal.
Speaker 2: If you were in a severe crash or something and it just boiled down to you and your buddies and you weren't going to survive, could you do it? It's hard to say.
Speaker 1: I mean, they say it tastes like pork, right?
Speaker 2: What doesn't?
Speaker 1: The other white meat. K-Bayer, you're live on Traffic School, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up, boss? This is Stuart. Love you guys, love the show.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks. Stuart, what's up, dude?
Speaker 4: I was just wondering when you're gonna get around to making some iPads traffic school t-shirts.
Speaker 2: Oh, man. That is a good idea. Stuart, you are so much smarter than us.
Speaker 1: And I hope I can remember that. Past the end of this show today. because I could add it to the list of shirts we need.
Speaker 2: And we could give those away for the best caller. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, Stuart, I'll put the bosses to work. Sound good. All right, man.
Speaker 2: Stuart, we need a sponsor.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. We need money to buy these shirts. Well, you have a great fourth, Stuart. Yeah, you too. Have a good one, guys. Peace.
Speaker 2: Do you remember me working with that other radio station? We came up with some pretty good t-shirts. Would you fail to work with me?
Speaker 1: I know. I know. Traitor. Traitor.
Speaker 2: No, just no non-worker.
Speaker 1: Okay. All right. That's fair. That's fair. K Mayor, you're live on Traffic School, powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Mike. Mike, what up, dude? Just living the dream. Cool. 250 years worth. Heck yeah. Go America.
Speaker 3: So my first question and the main question is. If you're a Madison County Sheriff driving vehicle number 43. Uh-oh. And you go through a constriction zone outside. of Post-Petal, Idaho.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not mad. I don't care. I mean, it is what it is. I'm just trying to bring awareness. Um, same rules apply if you're driving through a construction zone, right? You don't get to go 75 through a 55. So I will say Am I correct in that?
Speaker 2: Uh I will say this. There's some there's some possibilities that he may, but if he is, he needed to be running lights.
Speaker 3: Right. So no lights, he's got to follow the rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Now, and the reason I say that is because we combine and and do some uh task force stuff. One those would be on critical incidents, and they send an investigator from every agency, and we work as a team.
And if he was responding to a critical incident or something like that, absolutely. But if he's just driving to get home just like you and I, yeah, follow the rules.
Speaker 3: So my next quick question is in the Sam's Club parking lot. The parking lot, like the paint on the parking lot says to stop, but there's no stop sign. Do I have to stop?
Speaker 2: So legally, it has to be posted with a stop sign and a stop light uh uh marker on the ground. With that being said, only three uh laws we can enforce on private property like that. But if was something was to happen and you were to get involved in a traffic collision with another vehicle, it would be noted on the traffic investigation form that you had the stop. All righty, so culpability would be measured out by your insurance companies in that manner. Perfect. Alrighty.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope you guys have a safe and well, LT for you, a quiet 4th of July. Victor, I hope you get the fourth of July you deserve.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Take that how you want.
Speaker 1: And um you're gonna it does sound like you're gonna have a nice, quiet, peaceful Fourth of July, Lieutenant Crane. Yeah. What could go wrong? Well, appreciate the call, man, and hope you have a great fourth as well. Awesome. Thanks, guys. So yeah. Okay, Bear, you're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 3: Is eating rock shucks illegal in Idaho?
Speaker 1: Rock chucks.
Speaker 2: No, but no, but you're pretty hungry at that point.
Speaker 3: I mean, it they're they they look delicious. I don't know, they're all fat and furry and everything.
Speaker 2: Oh, so I wish I could remember. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: We we we have a guy here that actively goes out and hunts them, and he's got a bunch of them in his freezer. I've never tasted it, but apparently it's pretty tasty. Make jerky out of it. Exactly. Exactly.
Speaker 1: I uh bunch of hillbillies around here.
Speaker 2: I was in assisted living home, and a gentleman wanted me to visit him there, and his wife was just shaking her head. He trapped what he thinks was the biggest rock chuck he's ever seen and took it to the taxidermist and had his stuff, and it's in the room with him, and it's got a got a name and a hat. His wife just shakes her head.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. Oh man. So uh me and me and my buddy Kevin, man, we wanted to always wanted to open a rib shack. We're gonna call it bones and spell it out with rib bones, and we had all these t-shirt slogans like salad, that's what the food eats. And uh the best one we came up with, though, if a child cries when it dies, it's gonna taste better.
Speaker 1: Child cries when it dies, it's gonna taste better. I'm not grasping this, Carl. That sounds disturbing to me.
Speaker 3: It is. Well, I mean, you look at I mean, I I don't feel, but veal's good. I mean, you look at lamb, you know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, everybody's eating the babies. Why you gotta eat the babies?
Speaker 1: I I yeah, I think that uh, you know, lamb and veal, it doesn't really appeal to me. But no, maybe I'm just not awake enough to quite grasp your slogan, Carl. We'll just go ahead and pay. Let's go ahead and move along.
Speaker 3: It's it's going way above and beyond research.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, Carl. Well, you have a good one, man. All right.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go hunt me some rock shucks.
Speaker 1: All right. Enjoy your feast. Bye. K bear live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this? Ravana. Ravonda. Yelling from the other room. What's up, Ravonda?
Speaker 3: No, I was just gonna say, when you guys were talking about uh eating people. Have you guys ever seen a live? The movie Alive?
Speaker 1: I think I have seen that. I doubt Lieutenant Crane. I have not. Because he hasn't seen like any movies.
Speaker 3: Oh, shame. But yeah, they eat like all the people on the plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's there's a few different movies where people in a survival situation had to, you know, eat people. And in that situation, you're you're not gonna get in trouble, right, Lieutenant Crane?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, and that's all I'm saying. You don't think so? How tough would that be? No, I mean, if you kill them on for the purpose of, then yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: It appears you're the weakest link.
Speaker 3: But if they're already dead, you can't. Well, what about like Jeffrey Dahmer?
Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, not just because you want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you'd have to be in a life or death situation. And I'd assume you can't kill them first.
Speaker 2: No, no, you can't be like, hey, you're the one that's holding the most fat content content right now. You're going down.
Speaker 3: All right. All right. I guess I won't kill anyone. Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right. That's probably a good idea, Ravon.
Speaker 2: That's a step in the right direction.
Speaker 3: But if if you find Victor in the backyard and he is dead because he broke an arm. You never know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I don't need any more injuries, especially death. Did it break? No, it didn't break. They s it they said that like little fractures can appear later on, so if it didn't start feeling better to go back in, but it it seems to be doing mostly panziitis. It's panzeitis, yeah.
Speaker 2: You you should have seen the video when he found down.
Speaker 1: No, nobody's gonna see it.
Speaker 3: You won't let me record it. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you'll show it to everyone. I'm not going to give anyone that video. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I will post it on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I know. Rumor has it. Well, Ravonda, you have a a great day today. And uh see you in a bit. Okay, bye. All right. Get the house clean. Do some chores. Uh K bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Jeff. Jeff, what up?
Speaker 4: I just have a quick question question about the stickers with the license plates. Okay. Do we need do we need to remove the old ones? No. Okay. Nope.
Speaker 2: You can leave until they fall off.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Thank you. Hey, thanks, man. Peace.
Speaker 1: So on those stickers, are they like doing the same thing for boats and RVs and stuff now?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I gotta have a sticker on my boat. You do have to have that. Yeah. Okay. Cars only. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, you you'd think those stickers are bigger, more expensive. Why aren't you getting rid of those?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I maybe I'm wrong. I'll find out. I gotta go register my boat, so I'll find out.
Speaker 1: Trying to save us some tax money.
Speaker 2: That's a great question. I'll find out. Okay. I just assumed I'd have to have it on my boat, but maybe I don't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I I don't know why it popped into my head. I don't have a boat.
Speaker 2: Gosh, you always come up with the greatest questions. I do.
Speaker 1: Professional. All right. Well, uh, last call, everybody. 208-535-1015 for traffic school powered by the advocates. Uh, if you want to know other meats you can't eat.
Speaker 2: Real quick, I'll bring something up. Sure. You probably wouldn't need that wrist brace if your chair would hold you up high enough to
Speaker 1: Don't get me started on the chairs around here. The sitting situation.
Speaker 2: Your elbow is about the same height as your eyes. I know. It it hurts.
Speaker 1: And I had to put this because I gotta rest my arm here. And using a mouse, it it sucks when your wrist is messed up. It's not very fun. Uh K-Bird, you are live on traffic school, powered by the advocates who says. Hey. Hayden, what's up? All right.
Speaker 4: I've got a question regarding motorcycles on the road in a particular situation. Um at a four-way stop.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on. Let me grab my notepad. Okay, yep.
Speaker 4: I got a list. All right, let's go. So yeah, like at a four-way stop and a group of motorcycles pull up, say three of them. Are they all allowed to proceed together? Or do they must go as individuals? Individuals.
Gotcha. So you see how that could uh possibly like break up the group and cause you know, people do crazy things down the line to try and get back together.
Speaker 2: Well, I s not only can I see it, I can I know it happened.
Speaker 4: So it's it's kind of a kind of a thing then.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's a thing that people think, oh, I gotta be right on his rear bumper, but I know this also from riding motorcycles is everybody knows the final destination. Right. Yeah, so if you get separated, don't drive like an idiot to get caught up, just meet him there. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So that's that's the intended procedure when it comes to proceeding through an intersection like that is ultimately everybody's gonna end up together.
Speaker 2: If you have good friends, if not, they might notice that
Speaker 1: you're not right behind him, go, hey, let's change it up. Exactly.
Speaker 2: Turn here, hurry.
Speaker 4: Gotcha. Well, that's good to know. But if you're if they're like riding two abreast and
Speaker 2: stop the stop sign proceed together, they're probably okay. But if the third one tries to sneak suit through and the other driver thinks, oh, it's my right-of-way now and smacks them, they're gonna be at fault. Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like a funeral procession where once they go through it, they've got they own it until the last car goes through. Gotcha.
Speaker 4: So, how about like I don't I don't know if there's a whole lot of them around here, but like giant motorcycle groups, like kind of like a parade type thing. That ever happens. We have to like get permission for this giant motorcycle group to work their way through intersections and close off roads and stuff. No, we don't think they're like we're just like things.
Speaker 2: There's no permits for that. We do have a m huge motorcycle gathering right now going on in Mackey. They're gonna be out there all weekend celebrating. If you want to see hundreds of motorcycles, they're there right now. Wow. All right.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like it could be a pretty good time. Celebrating the third and fourth, yeah. Cool.
Speaker 2: It's such a good time. We sent a couple troops out today.
Speaker 1: Keep an eye on them bikers. Have some fun, folks.
Speaker 2: And it's not just because they're bikers. We got a couple guys up to Stanley this weekend. We got a couple of guys at Mackey. We got guys in Salmon this weekend. We got guys in Driggs, and we're gonna have a lot of guys here in uh Idaho Falls, right? So we got troopers everywhere. Beware. They're watching. Everybody's celebrating this big 250 something.
Speaker 1: Something. Something going on. Well, appreciate the call, man, and hope you have a great fourth. Of course.
Speaker 4: You too. Have a good one. See you, man.
Speaker 2: Hey, I do have one last thing for you. If you don't like being falling behind, become the leader.
Speaker 1: There you go. True that. Right on, man. Well, have a good one. Take care. Peace. All right. Anything else to add? I mean, I think we told people enough times, be safe, don't be an idiot.
Speaker 2: I gotta add this. We were riding bikes one time up through Cody, Wyoming, and one of our friends met us up there. He told us, listen, I'm gonna be leading tomorrow because I'm the lead dragon.
Speaker 1: I'm the lead dragon? I'm the dragon. Okay, sport. I'm gonna start calling myself that around here. I'm the lead dragon. Do what I say, peaches. Well, I hope you have a good fourth. You too.
Tell the fam hello. Thank you. I hope it's as relaxing as you told me it was gonna be. Oh, absolutely. And uh we'll see you see if you're uh well rested next Friday. Let's do it. I think we should be back to normal. All right, everybody. Hang on. Traffic School is a production of River Bend Media Group. To get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, Riverbend Media Group.com.