A Father in Need

A goblin laborer named Brug is breaking his back for coppers to save a sick daughter. The crew leaves Crocs with the hunt sold and a gift for him. Then the trinket from Charles moves on its own, a crossbow bolt finds Beetle, and something red and old whispers "father" through Heart's teeth.

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System: Pathfinder Second Edition

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What is Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration?

By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

Cab broke something
I did
It's all my fault
Alrighty everyone
Are you excited for another episode
Of the
Rogons
Yay
We're back
I'm a safarine
Throw in flashbang
No
Not mine
No
Welcome back everyone to another
Exciting episode of
The Rogons
Yeah
It's so good
It's so good to have everyone back
We've been away
For an entire month
For an entire month
We took a holiday break
So if we're going to be crusty or so
Yeah
Do forgive us and such
Before we get into it
In the announcements and things
I want to introduce the amazing people
Bringing you Rogons today
Starting left from right
Starting with Minerva
Hello everybody
It's good to see everyone after the break
I hope everyone had a great holiday
My name is Minerva
A.k.a.
Party Demoness
Over on Twitch
I am a variety streamer
And VTuber
And I play
Gray Crocus
The Gnull Ranger
I'm very happy to be back
Next up we have
The ever ghostly
The ever dead
Cabal
The ever dead
On the outside
And the inside
Hi everybody
I'm Cabal
I'm your favorite
Frightening
Caffeinated cult leader
Here on the terrifying
Petrifying purple platform
Of Twitch.tv
I am a artist
A horror enthusiast
And a bit of a voice actor
And I play
The ghostly magus
Of the sparkly targe school
Talim Shibura
And uh
And next up
We have
Our resident small guy
Froggy Locke
Playing his beetle
Oh good time zone
Everybody
Hi
Yeah I'm Froggy
Or beetle
Or
Buh
Or beetles above
And uh
I'm a professional artist
And a variety streamer
And um
Yeah
Yeah
That's it
You do that
You're a criminal
Sitting in to
Hit the cap at all
And uh
I like that
Let's do that
Beelzebub
Officially war criminal
Yeah
And I'm wanted
In uh
Seven states
Over to you
Heart
I'm speaking of
Heart
Who's hopefully
Not wanted
In seven states
Hello
My name is
Salted Job
And I
Am Swedish
I
Typically do
Funny art
Over at Twitter
Uh
You can find me at
Salted Job
Both on Twitter
And here on Twitch
Um
I play
Heart
He's a big
Dude
And he
He flicks
People on the forehead
And it
Concaves their brain
Um
And he's only
Wanted
He's only wanted
In three states
Oh
Oh
I see
And I
And I
Who
As I like to tell myself
In the mirror
Is wanted by everyone
I'm your
Game master
Zoran the bear
I hate it here
I hate you
I hate it here
Froggy over here
Like I'm biting you
I'm biting you
I'm biting you
I'm biting you
I hate you
I hate you
Bad joke
Bad joke
I'm stabbing
I'm stabbing
I'm stabbing
I'm eviscerating
I am your game master
And host of
Near to the Declaration
Zoran the bear
And I'll be leading
The
Our
Resident goons
To the adventure
Today
Now we have been
Across a break
A little bit
And a lot of things
Have been happening
You can check out
Our YouTube channel
For stuff
And Twitter
And all the
A lot of things
About development
Won't touch on that
During the show
But things are happening
And first I'd like to say
For everyone
Thank you for supporting us
And sticking with us
And stuff
And coming over
To the new
Narrative Declaration
Twitch channel
Where this is now
Being live streamed
First
So if you're
Listening on podcasts
Or you are
Watching on YouTube
And stuff
Just in case you
Haven't heard the news
We're on a new
Twitch channel
Over at twitch.tv
Forward slash
Narrative Declaration
But of course
The adventure
That we had last
One thing I mentioned
Or I thought
Was going to be
A fun thing
That we can do
Is see who
Remembers
After the long
Break
Of what occurred
And I'm going
To raise the stakes
I'm going to raise
The stakes
Of it a little bit
I had to reset
Our hero points
And stuff here
Which are the
Bars down below
If you're on the
Twitch channel
You can just
Scroll down
Or go to the
About section
On the
On the app
If you're
Listening on the
App
And see what
The bars do
Unfortunately
My bots are
Broken right now
On this channel
So you can't
Activate them
To get the
Information
So my bad
On that
But um
Basically what I'm
Going to ask
The players
Who remembers
What happened
Last time
I want to
Give a recap
And whoever
Gets it
Majority right
Gets two
Hero points
But
If you mess
Up or mess
Up a major
Detail
You don't
Get those
Points
And I get
One villain
Point
Well it was
Nice knowing
Y'all
Great game
Uh
No
No
No
No
No
No
Okay
Okay
So uh
Are we doing
This in quiz
Format
Or do you
Want me to
Go narrator
Uh one piece
Opening
Go narrator
And to
Remind people
Who are giving
Bits right now
You need to
Hashtag
Uh the
Character's
Name
Um
One of the
Thing all of
It is explained
Down below
So be sure
Put that hashtag
It won't
Automatically go
In
So I've noticed
Some people have
Been trying to
Give stuff to
The beetle
And not
The hashtag
So just make
Sure
Just make
Sure
But go ahead
Beetle
If you want
To take the
Shot and risk
It all
What happened
Last episodes
I'm not gonna
Let you down
Where we last
Left off
The group
Went and
Dropped their
Hall off
At holics
Again
To set out
With free hands
They went
Deeper into
The sewer
And encountered
A chamber
Growing with
Rot
Fighting
Little
Rotflies
And then
One big
Giant
Motherfucker
Rotfly
The room
Was then
Burned
Looted
And they
Continued
Onward
Creeping
Through
The sewer
Until
Suddenly
Not suddenly
It was probably
Growing if I'm being
Honesty with you
Like you could probably
Hear it quietly
And then it grew
They heard this
Melancholy song
Following it
They met
Charles
Who they
Helped prepare
For a date
To reignite
His love
With the
Shambling
Mass
That we are
So lucky
To not have
Encountered
In the
Frickin'
Sewer
Oh my
God
We received
A trinket
From Charles
After helping
Him out
And
Also some
Tasty bits
But as soon
As Charles
Left to have
His date
Something
Happened
With the
Trinket
And it
Consumed
All our
Awareness
I think
You earned
Yourself
Two hero
Points
Nice
As I was
Going through
I was like
God
I hope he
Doesn't ask
What monster
Type
Charles
Was
Because I
Don't
Remember
I should
Have
Asked
I could
Have
Villain
Points
I was like
I'm done
For if he
Asks
What
Charles
Was
I like
Someone
In chat
Said
Streamer
Look
That's
Not
Luck
That's
The
Skill
Right
There
That's
Streamer
Skill
Is that
What it
Is
How dare
You
But
But that
Is
Correct
That is
Correct
You guys
Have
Left
The
Sewers
At this
Point
Gathered
Up
All the
Hunts
That you
Did
Of the
Hunting
Location
That you
Got
From
You
Got
Over
At
Elma's
You
Need
To
Return
To
Elma's
To
Kind
Of
Drop
Off
What
You
Have
Hand
It
Off
To
Them
So
They
Can
Keep
It
Together
Set
The
Scene
A
Little
Bit
So
Excellent
Piece
Of
Art
You
Guys
Have
Exited
From
The
Sewers
That
Are
Now
Kind
Of
On
Your
Way
Back
On
Your
Way
Back
I
Would
Like
To
Ask
Ask
Everybody
What
They're
Doing
Or
What
Their
Inner
Monologue
Is
What
Have
They
Been
Thinking
About
As
After
They
Left
The
Sewers
And
Stuff
So
Can
I
Start
From
Left
And
Right
Of
For
Gray
What
Has
Gray
Been
Thinking
Of
This
Adventure
You've
Now
Stuck
With
These
People
That
You've
Done
Some
Quests
With
And
Stuff
And
Now
You
Have
All
Those
Foods
Foods
What
What's
Gray
Thinking
Of
Maybe
Some
Inner
Monologue
I
Think
Minerva
Is
Having
An
Issue
She
Said
Her
Audio
Just
Died
In
The
In
The
Okay
We'll
Change
So
Cabal
For
Talim
What
Are
You
What
What
Is
Talim
Thinking
As
You're
Now
Just
Folding
Along
Traveling
Back
Over
To
Elmas
I
Activated
Zoran's
Trap
Card
Yeah
Also
I
Think
Your
Avatar
Is
Yeah
No
It's
I
Figured
Out
What
It
Is
My
iPhone
Isn't
Connected
With
My
VTube
Studio
For
Some
Reason
Yeah
You
Gotta
Go to
Connection
Settings
We
Can
Figure
Out
During
The
Break
So
You
Just
Stare
Into
The
Abyss
For
Now
Yeah
I
Mean
All
Right
So
Yeah
Perfect
So
Talim
Has
Been
Going
On
This
Entire
Adventure
And
While
There
Has
Been
Some
Treasure
To
Find
It
Hasn't
Been
The
Most
Profitable
Venture
So
He's
Looking
At
Like
Various
Things
That
They
Have
All
Found
And
Particularly
That
He
Has
Found
In
Their
Time
Together
And
He's
Kind
Of
Mulling
Over
The
Idea
Of
Using
His
Skills
To
Figure
Out
Ways
To
Replicate
Said
Things
Or
Figure
Out
How
To
Create
His
Own
Things
To
Sell
Because
It's
Looking
Like
So
Far
That
They're
Doing
A lot
Of
They're
Doing
A lot
Of
Work
For
Oh
I
Got
You
Yeah
We're
Doing
A lot
Of
Work
So
I
Fixed
It
Yeah
We're
Doing
A lot
Of
Work
For
Not
A lot
Of
Profit
So
Far
And
So
He's
Been
Kind
Of
Like
Tinkering
With
Like
You
Know
Like
The
Looking
Over
The
That
Sword
That
He
Found
Kind
Of
Fumbling
Around
With
The
Wand
Of
Magic
Missile
That
He
Has
And
Kind
Of
Just
Planning
For
The
Future
But
Also
Thinking
About
What
Opportunities
This
Could
Potentially
Lead
Into
And
I'll
Be
Completely
Honest
He doesn't
Seem
Like
He's
That
Hopeful
You
Know
Like
Oh
We're
Going
To
Run
A
Side
Cart
That's
Great
But
As
You
Know
That
You
Felt
A lot
More
Powerful
Lately
Because
You've
You've
Advanced
To
Level
Three
Along
With
Everybody
Else
That's
Right
Did
You
Take
Anything
For
Your
Character
Once
You
Leveled
Up
To
Level
Three
Well
You
See
One
Of
The
Reasons
That
Delina's
Been
Fiddling
Around
With
This
Magic
Sword
Or
This
Wand
Of
Magic
Missile
Is
Because
He
Thinks
He's
Figured
Out
How
To
Craft
Magical
Items
Himself
I
Took
The
Craft
Magic
Item
Feet
And
So
It
Begins
And
So
It
Begins
Capitalism
The
Magical
Monopoly
That's
Right
So
So
Much
Stuff
On
The
Note
Of
Capitalism
As
We're
Walking
Beetle
Has
Two
Notes
That
He
Picked
Up
In
The
Sewer
That
He's
Very
Fixated
On
He's
Got
The
Absolutely
Shredded
Note
With
Nothing
Desertable
On
It
That
He
Found
That
Emerald
In
That's
From
Someone
Whose
Name
Starts
With
A
T
And
That's
Not
A
Lot
To
Go
Off
Of
At
All
So
He's
Got
That
One
And
He
Looks
At
It
And
He
Kind
Of
Stuff
It
Back
Away
And
Then
He
To
Out
The
Other
Note
Which
Was
Found
On
The
Body
That
Fire
And
The
Note
Says
Something
About
Finding
The
Corner
And
Cleansing
It
And
It's
From
A
Guy
Named
Croc
So
Beetle
After
Giving
This
Note
A
Second
Look
Is
Going
To
Look
Up
At
The
Party
And
He'll
Be
Like
I
I
Wonder
If
We
Just
Did
Somebody
Else's
Job
Because
I
Found
This
On
That
Corpse
Back
There
In
The
Sewer
In
That
Room
With
All
The
Bugs
I
Mean
It
Seems
Like
There
Have
Been
Multiple
People
Going
Down
And
Looking
For
Treasure
Or
Profit
In
Some
Way
So
More
Than
Likely
Yeah
Beetle's
Gonna
Flap
The
Note
Around
And
I
Wonder
If
If
We
Find
This
Cronk
Guy
If
We
Told
Him
That
We
Did
What
He
Asked
To
Be
Done
I
Wonder
If
He
Would
Think
We
Killed
His
Buddies
Or
If
He
Would
Reward
Well
Hear
Me
Hear
Me
Out
Dude
You
Are
Pretty
Smart
You
Can
Probably
Figure
Out
If
He's
The
Type
Of
Dude
To
Do
That
You
Are
Pretty
Good
At
Finding
Details
I
Don't
Think
We
Look
Like
Some
People
Who
Would
Go
Down
To
The
Sewer
And
Find
Somebody
Else
Doing
Some
Work
And
Kill
Them
And
Take
Their
Job
I
Don't
Think
We
Look
Like
That
I
I
Think
We
Look
Like
I
Do
What
It
Is
The
Pawn's
Polaster
So
I
Don't
Think
People
Would
Be
Too
Upset
As
Long
As
The
Job
Gets
Done
Job's
A
Job
So
We
Could
Maybe
When
We
Get
Back
To
Helma
And
Thelma
Maybe
They
Know
Where
We
Can
Find
This
Crock
Guy
Worth
A shot
If
There
Is
Profit
To
Be
Made
Heart
As
You
Guys
Are
Walking
With
Your
Companions
What
Is
Heart
In
Our
Monologues
As
They
Are
You
All
Walking
Back
To
Elm
He's
Extremely
Proud
Of
Himself
That
He
Has
Been
Able
To
Venture
Into
The
Depths
Of
A
Dangerous
Place
And
He
Has
Come
Out
With
Delicious
Food
For
We
All
Know
The
Things
That
Lurk
In
The
Most
Rancid
Of
Places
For
Some
Reason
Taste
The
Greatest
Example
Crab
Example
Clams
And
Therefore
He
Is
Super
Freaking
Happy
With
His
Bounty
And
He
Is
Going
To
Have
To
Tell
His
Dad
About
This
Good
And
Grey
Grey
Have
Any
Inner
Monologues
You
Guys
Are
Walking
Through
Her
Inner
Monologue
At
This
Current
Time
She
Is
Currently
Thinking
About
The
Fact
That
She
I
Don't
Think
She
Can
Trust
Tea
Anymore
After
Her
Her
Little
Run
In
With
With
That
Special
Tea
From
Holly
Also
Her
Head
Hurts
Because
She
Kept
Bumping
Into
Things
After
That
Also
The
Fact
That
She
Is
Just
Really
Happy
To
Be
Out
Of
A
Stinky
Situation
To
Begin
With
Her
Nose
Is
Not
Happy
As you
All
Have
Been
Get
Amongst
Yourselves
And
Heading
Through
The
Ponds
Palaster
And
Out
Set
Y'all
Be
Y'all
Begin
As
You
Guys
Are
Journning
Forward
You
Start
To
Hear
Struggling
A
Little
Bit
So
You
You
In
A
Loud
Thunk
Further
Up
Ahead
And
You
See
That
There
Is
One
Individual
Who
Seems
To
Be
Struggling
To
Lift
Barrels
And
So
You
See
That
He
Sweating
His
Brow
He
Kind
Of
Wiping
It
Through
To
Load
Up
Into
A
Cart
He
Looks
At
He
Looks
At
All
Of
You
Coming
In
Going
Like
Hey
I
Don't
Want
To
Bother
Any
Of
You
But
Can
Any
Of
You
Help
Me
Out
Here
I
Have
To
Do
It
Before
The
Boss
Gets
Mad
At
Me
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
Sure
People
Just
Stand
There
Floating
There
There
There
Was
No
Opportunity
Here
He
Just
He
Just
Folds
His
Arms
Behind
His
Back
And
He
Is
Like
Well
If
You're
All
Feeling
Charitable
I
Will
Gladly
Watch
Dude
You
Gotta
Lift
Dude
You
Gotta
Lift
With
Your
Back
No
What
If
You
Got
A
Strong
Enough
Back
You
Can
Lift
Your
Anything
With
Your
Back
But
For
You
With
Your
Knees
Your
Knees
Use
The
Arch
Of
Your
Back
In
A
Twisting
Jerky
Motion
Yeah
Exactly
Dude
Beetle stuffs
The
Notes
Away
And
He
Goes
Up
To
A
Barrel
And
He
Tries
To
Lift
With
His
Back
If I
Had
You
Could
Show
This
Is
Here
You
See
You
See
An
Individual
In
And
He
Seems
Awfully
Tired
You
See
He's
Probably
Been
Here
For
A
While
Or
Maybe
Traversing
This
Area
For
A
Good
Bit
And
Part
Of
Him
Hand
It
Over
It's
Gonna
Look
A
Bit
Crusty
Cause
My
Didn't
Take
The
Right
Thing
But
Brooke
Yeah
This
Individual
That
You
See
He'll
Kind
Of
Walk
Up
And
Be
Like
Oh
I
Appreciate
The
Help
I
If
I
Don't
Get
This
In
Like
It's
I'm
Not
Gonna
Be
Able
To
Get
Paid
Enough
If
I
Don't
Get
This
In
We
Get
All
This
Beer
In
Time
The
Name's
Brug
It's
Nice
To
You
On
You
Extend
A
Hand
To
Any
Of
You
Did
You
Say
Beer
Dude
Heart
Holds
Out
The
Hand
It's
Like
The
Beer
Beer
Behind
My
Quota
And
I'm
Gonna
Get
This
Out
Of
The
Warehouse
Quick
As
Possible
Oh
You
Look
Like
Shit
We'll
Help
When
He
Says
The
When
He
Says
The
Warehouse
Does
He
Motion
To
I'm
Guess
It's
The
Building
That
He
Is
Next
To
Yeah
He
Motions
To
A
Building
That's
Behind
Him
Okay
Like
To
Lean
Will
Like
Float
Around
And
Like
Like
Casually
Just
Like
Look
Down
The
Alleyway
And
Like
Look
At
The
Wagon
And
It's
Like
Does
This
Look
Like
He's
Robbing
This
Place
You
You
Can
Make
That
Type
Of
Perspective
With
A
Perception
Check
Yeah
In
Comparison
That
We
Use
Perception
Checks
Here
There's
No
Insight
In
Pathfinder
Second
Edition
So
I
See
Nothing
I
Roll
To
Die
Seems
Legit
This
Guy
Working
Yeah
Yeah
It
Seems
Legit
I'm
Literally
In
Corporeal
What
You
Think
This
Guy
Is
A
Saint
In
Comparison
To
Anything
Else
You've
Seen
Here
And
Outside
This
Guy
Seems
Super
Genuine
Super
Worried
That
He
Doesn't
Get
This
In
Time
That
He
Seemed
That
He's
Going
To
Be
In
Great
Trouble
Hey
Bro
What
Kind
Of
Beer
Are
You
Loading
Up
Here
I'm
Bro
In
Several
Of
The
Barrels
Here
Like
Barley
Rolls
A
Barley
Rolls
A
Croc
Favorite
Here
Let's
Go
And
Get
This
One
Over
Here
If
You
Don't
Mind
He'll
Kind
Of
Motion
Down
And
Start
Pulling
One
Of
The
Barrels
That
Kind
Of
Been
Like
Pre
Brought
Out
And
Start
Hugging
It
Back
Like
Yeah
I need
Help
If
You
Can
Help
Get
The
Other
End
They
Load
Into
The
Cart
Yeah
I'll
Help
Him
Up
I'll
Come
On
Over
Here
I
Got
It
This
Thing
Is
Heavy
Gray
This
Thing
Is
Absurdly
Heavy
You
Are
You
Sure
This
Is
Booze
You
Are
Quite
Surprised
That
There
Are
Barrels
Already
Inside
This
Cart
The
Graphic
Doesn't
Have
It
But
There
Are
Several
Of
Them
Inside
Already
And
You
Like
How
Did
This
Guy
Bring
This
Up
You
To
Roll
Me
An
Athletic
Strike
That
Is
A
Seven
With
Eleven
Total
As
You
Were
Trying
To
Let
The
Other
Come
On
Use
Your
Legs
A
Little
Bit
More
You
See
He's
Been
Very
Tired
Doing
This
So
You
Don't
Make
Any
Headway
I
Don't
Want
You
Get
Hurt
I
Don't
Get
Hurt
And
Hurt
Your
Back
Can
Someone
Help
Out
Well
They
That
Hurt
Has
Been
Given
Beetle
This
Look
Of
Did
He
Say
Crock
Uh
Beetle
Wait
Does
Hurt
Say
That
To
Beetle
No
He
Points
At
Be
He
Points
At
This
Short
Man
That
Has
Just
Been
Like
Walking
Down
This
At
Away
With
With
Gray
And
When
They
Did
That
Hurt
Pointed
At
Him
And
Looked
Back
At
Beetle
Like
Hey
Like
And
He
Didn't
Say
Anything
He
Just
Gave
The
Look
Of
Like
Hey
Beetle
Did
Not
Pick
Up
On
It
At
All
He's
Currently
In
Front
Of
A
Barrel
Like
Hugging
It
Bodily
And
Kind
Of
Shimmying
But
Not
Moving
It
At
All
Like
He's
Just
Kind
Of
Like
His
Entire
Head
Is
Vertical
With
His
Snout
Going
Up
The
Barrel
It's
Just
Plastered
To
The
Side
He's
Like
Someone
Hart
Points
At
Him
He
Kind
Of
Gives
Hart
This
Look
Like
Why
Aren't
You
Helping
You
Fucking
Asshole
Wait
Is
Hart
Carrying
The
Bag
With
All
The
Ingredients
Stuff
In
Yeah
Oh
Talib
Will
Like
Come
Up
To
Hart
And
Be
Like
If
You
Would
Like
To
Help
I
Can
I
Can
Hold
The
Bag
Oh
Thanks
Bod
And
He
Unchains
The
You
Know
Remember
The
Fact
That
Hart
Looted
One
Of
The
Massive
Fucking
Shests
In
The
Sewer
He
Just
Unchains
It
From
His
From
His
Chest
Like
A
Big
Ass
Backpack
And
Just
Dunks
It
Down
Onto
The
Street
You
Know
Just
In
Case
Anyone
Runs
Away
With
It
And
He
Walks
Over
And
Picks
Up
Beetle
And
Puts
Him
On
His
Shoulder
Let's
Go
Help
Them
Oh
Okay
Yeah
Yeah
That's
What I'm
Trying
To
Do
Did
You
Just
To
Make
Sure
Did
You
Try
To
Hand
The
Bag
Over
To
Talim
He
Puts
The
No
No
Hart
Has
A
Chest
If
You
Remember
Hart
I was
Making
Sure
On
The
Detail
I
Thought
It
Would
Be
Really
Funny
You
Try
To
Hand
Talim
Oh
Thanks
Oh
Yeah
No
He
He
Just
Holds
Out
This
Shmassive
Chest
And
Just
Drops
It
In
Front
Of
Talim
And
Walks
Away
What
What
Is
The
Bulk
On
This
Chest
A
Lot
A
Lot
A
Lot
Without
A
Number
I
Can
Do
All
The
Math
It's
A
Lie
It's
An
Issue
Um
But
Yeah
But
How
Are
You
You're
Helping
Out
With
The
Barrels
And
Stuff
Yeah
Like
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Da
Great
Just
Looks
On
Tired
She's
Thousand
Yards
Staring
Just
Staring
We will
Sit
On
The
Chest
Hearts
And
Beetle
Roll
Me
An
Athletics
Check
Okay
Oh
Boy
I'm
Helping
Sitting
On
Heart's
Shoulders
I
Rolled
A
For
A
Total
Of
I
Rolled
An
It
Is
So
Efficient
Or
Heart
Is
So
Efficient
With
It
That
Heart
Didn't
Really
Need
You
You're
Just
Basically
Hanging
Off
The
Side
At
This
Dangling
I
Do
Things
Beetle
Puffs
And
Flexes
His
Arm
Muscles
As
He's
Dangling
So
He
Feels
Like
He's
Helping
Dude
Dude
Hear
Hear
Me
Out
Bro
You
Look
A
Bit
Yoked
What
Yoked
You
You
You
You
Putting
On
Muscle
Dude
I
Am
Yeah
Dude
Stronger
Than
Before
Really
You
Think
I
Way
More
At
Least
A
Pound
More
Oh
My
God
That's
Really
Insane
Yeah
Dude
I'm
Gonna
Be
So
Hot
Just
Like
You
Bro
Dude
Thanks
Thanks
Brody
Thanks
Bro
Did
You
Grow
Your
Hair
By
Lifting
Barrels
Like
These
No
I
Was
Born
With
It
Oh
Maybe
It's
Maybe
Well
Maybe
Maybe
As I
Get
More
Yoked
Like
You
Maybe
It'll
Just
Explode
Out
Of
My
Head
One
Day
Maybe
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Cause
You
Were
Born
Yoked
Right
Yeah
For
Real
For
Real
Yeah
Yeah
So
If
I
Become
Yoked
Then
I'll
Look
I'll
Have
I'll
Have
Mermaid
Hair
Too
I
Ain't
A
Mermaid
Bro
But
Thanks
Mermaid
Hair
That's
A
Complicated
They're
Like
While
As
They're
Walking
By
Things
Like
And
Maybe
One
Day
I
Will
Return
To
The
Land
Of
The
Living
Well
Really
You
Can
Do
That
That
That'd
Be
Pretty
Cool
That'd
Be
Pretty
Cool
Just
As
Likely
As
Beetle
Growing
Some
Hair
So
You
Guys
You
Guys
Help
Out
And
Fill
Up
The
Cart
And
Leave
That
Bro
Will
Come
Our
To
Long
He's
Like
You
Know
He's
Sweating
And
Stuff
And
He's
Like
Thank
You
So
Much
For
Helping
Me
I
I
Don't
Know
How
To
Thank
You
All
Actually
You
Can
Take
A
Sample
If
You
Want
I
I
I
I
I
I
Got
Some
Tank
To
Cart
If
You
Want
A
Barley
Roll
It's
Like
Here
Let
Let
Get
You
All
A
Drink
And
You'll
See
That
He'll
Head
Over
To
The
To
The
Cart
And
Rotate
One
Of
The
Barrels
Over
To
The
Side
And
Let
One
Out
And
He
Has
Several
Tank
That
He
Can
Just
Kind
Of
Start
Passing
To
You
Oh
Thank
You
So
Much
You
Can
Tell
Just
Just
Naturally
That
He
He
Really
Means
It
He's
So
Glad
That
You
Guys
Have
A
Rire
To
Help
Him
Out
Yeah
No
Yeah
No
Problem
Of
Course
You
Cautiously
Sniffing
The
Drink
After
Last
Time
Her
Record
With
Drinks
At
This
Rate
Is
Not
Great
Uh
If
You
Want
To
Sniff
In
Case
There's
Anything
You
Think
That's
Wrong
With
It
Um
You
Have
You
Roll
Some
If
You
Want
Okay
You
Can
Roll
Perception
Just
Want
To
Get
A
Good
Sniff
A
Sniff
A
Little
Sniff
Snort
With
An
Total
Good
You
You
Smell
It
Smells
Great
Like
It
Smells
Like
Really
Good
Beer
Yep
Down
The hatch
It
Goes
Or
He
Just
Drinks
It
Unceremoniously
Just
Ugly
Face
Just
Dog
Tongue
Lapping
Yep
Oh
Is this
So
Good
After
Being
In
The
Sewer
Thanks
Guy
Heart
Drinks
It
Then
He
Crunches
The
Tankard
On
His
Forehead
I
Gotta
Give
Those
Back
I
I
I'm
Sorry
Buddy
He
Picks
Up
He
Picks
Up
The
Tankard
And
He
Cracks
It
Back
Out
Uncrushes
It
Sticks
His
Hand
In
It
Like
A
Pringle
Can
Just
Flexes
His
Fingers
Out
There
You
Go
Thank
You
All
So
Much
And
Can
I
Get
Your
Names
Can
I
Get
Your
Names
At
All
My
Name
Is
Gray
This
Is
Talim
The
Little
Guy
Waves
As
He
Sits
On
The
Chess
Yeah
Talim
Didn't
Do
Anything
Don't
Thank
Him
And
The
Big
The
Big
Lad
There
That
That's
Hard
Yeah
My
Name
Is
Long
So
People
Caught
Me
Hard
I
Can't
Thank
You
Enough
But
If
I
Could
Ask
For
A
Favor
I
Really
Need
To
Get
This
Over
The
Crocs
Soon
Or
Else
I'm
Not
Going
To
Get
Paid
If
You
Can
Help
See
Them
Since
He
Went
Down
The
Alleyways
But
I
Really
Need
This
He
Spit
Takes
Over
Heart's
Head
Did
You
Say
Croc
Yeah
I
Had
To
Get
All
These
Barrows
To
Crocs
Den
It's
You
Know
You
Know
Of
Crocs
Dins
Are
You
New
Here
I
Know
About
Croc
And
Beetle
Is
Going
Fumble
With
His
Cup
And
His
Pants
Wait
He's
Not
Wearing
Pants
Fumble
With
Non-existent
Pants
Pats
His
Fucking
Legs
Like
He's
Patting
Pockets
And
He
Finds
The
Note
And
He
Holds
It
Up
We
Found
This
Down
In
The
Shore
And
He'll
Kind
Of
Like
Reach
Over
Heart's
Head
To
Try
And
Pass
The
Note
Down
To
The
Guy
He's
Like
Uh
He
Kind
Of
Takes
It
Looks
At
It
And
Surround
It's
Like
Well
I
Can't
Make
Much
Of
It
Might
Be
Your
Work
Order
Yeah
Oh
You
Can't
Oh
Oh
Yeah
It
Was
Found
On
The
Corpse
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
It's
Pretty
Messed
Up
And
It's
Pretty
Messed
Up
Like
He
Kind
Of
Looks
And
It's
Kind
Like
Uh
I
Don't
Know
You
Know
He
Doesn't
Know
Much
About
It
Yeah
But
It's
Like
But
That
Does
Look
Like
It's
From
Crocs
Okay
And
Then
Be
Will
Reach
For
Away
In
His
Fanny
Pack
He's
Like
Okay
Yeah
Let's
Go
To
Crocs
And
He
Drums
Heart's
Shoulders
Uh
Shouldn't
We
Bring
Back
The
Meat
You
Know
So
It
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Tell him
You're
The
Business
Guy
You're
The
Business
Guy
Ha
Ha
Ha
Heart
Starts
To
Sweat
He
Like
Lean
Back
He
Like
Leans
Back
On
The
Chest
He's
Got
One
Hand
Like
On
The
Chest
Um
This
Entire
Time
He's
Been
Focusing
On
It
To
Turn
It
In
Corporeal
Um
And
Uh
He's
Like
Well
You
Know
A
Little
Bit
Of
Side
Profit
Never
Helps
And
I
Don't
Think
The
Meat
Will
Go
That
Bad
As
Long
As
We're
Punctual
Yeah
Pretty
Sure
A
Little
Spoiled
Meat
Wasn't
The
Worst
Thing
The
People
Here
Have
Eaten
It's
Not
Gonna
Spoil
It's
Fresh
From
The
Sewer
You
Could
Call
It
Aged
Yeah
Yeah
Aged
We'll
Help
You
Take
Those
Barrels
Down
To
Crocs
Yeah
Heart
Taps
His
Temple
So
Smart
Thank
You
I
Appreciate
It
If
One
Of
You
Can
Help
Me
Pull
And
The
Others
Push
And
One
Of
Them
Can
Try
To
Make
Sure
Any
Of
The
Barrels
Don't
Fall
Out
Oh
Yeah
I
Can
Pull
It
Oh
Yeah
He's
Got
This
Got
If
If
If
You
Guys
Want
To
Position
Yourselves
And
Beedle will
Climb
Off
Heart
When
Heart
Passes
The
Cart
And
Beedle will
Climb
Into
The
Cart
Yeah
You'll
See
Brug
Will
Also
Help
You
Out
Heart
By
By
Pulling
The
Cart
And
I
So
Everybody
Else
Can
Just
Kind
Of
Make
Sure
By
Either
Pushing
Or
Make
Sure
Nothing
Spills
Out
Yep
He
Just
Gets
Up
It's
Now
A
Ghostly
Chest
He
Just
Picks
It
Up
And
Floats
After
Catch
Up
When
You
Can
Weaving
So
As
You
Guys
Continue
For
The
Oodians
You
Guys
Begin
To
Pull
And
Push
The
Cart
Down
The
Ponds
Blasters
Winding
Terribly
Maintained
Roads
Brug
Will
Kind
Of
Look
Over
At
Heart
And
It's
Like
I
Don't
See
A
Lot
Of
Friendly
Friendly
Anybody
Here
Over
The
Ponds
Blasters
Only
Painful
I
Can
Think
Of
Just
No
No
No
No
Dude
You
Just
Need
To
Look
At
The
Right
Places
There's
A lot
Of
People
Who
Are
Willing
To
Share
Alcohol
With
Other
People
Yeah
They
Usually
Gets
Me
Gets
Me
Here
And
Outside
It's
Been
Hard
Uh
There's
Any
Loved
Ones
Anybody
You're
Taken
Care
Of
No
I
Ain't
Got
A
Home
All
Of
My
Children
Are
Grown
Yeah
It's
Like
Taleem
Floating
In
The
Background
Looking
Like
Jacob
Marley
It's
Just
Like
I'm
Dead
You
Sure
Are
Buddy
Chained
To
His
Back
He's
Like
I
Got
Twelve
Sisters
He's
Kind
Of
Surprised
Like
Wait
Wait
He's
Dead
And
He
Stops
For
A
Minute
Likes
Until
He
I
Thought
It
Was
Just
Like
A
Weird
Thing
No
Yeah
He
He
He
Leans
Down
Towards
Growing
Goes
He's
A
Wizard
Oh
Wizard
Stuff
Okay
Okay
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I
Was
Haunted
And
He
Just
Like
Raised
The
Favor
In
The
Background
He
Just
Gives
Up
He
Like
No
Screw
It
It's
Not
Worth
It
Beetle
Kind
Of
Waps
Brug's
Bicep
As
He
As
He
He
Goes
Four
Of
My
Sisters
Are
Single
And
My
Mom
Wants
Them
To
Not
Be
Do
Do
Like
An
Eyebrow
Yeah
That
Sounds
About
Right
Wings
At
Brug
Nudging
The
Brug
Brug
We'll
Kind
Of
Tap
Your
Little
Hand
Away
And
Goes
Like
I
Appreciate
But
I
I
I'm
Done
With
Love
The
Only
One
I
Only
One
I
Take
Care
Of
Now
Is
It's
It's
My
Little
Girl
Oh
That's
Very cute
Her
Mother's
The
Last
One
I
Think
I'll
Love
It's
Fair
Fair
And
As
He's
Coming
Through
And
It's
Like
Oh
And
To
Save
Me
Of
A
Trip
Do
Any
Of
You
Have
Any
Healing
Potions
Anything
Of
Any
Elements
Anything
That
Helps
Disease
Heart
Heart
Holds
Out
His
You
Straight
Up
I
Can't
Take
That
Right
Now
But
Hopefully
If
I
Get
Paid
When
We
Drop
This
Off
At
Crocs
I
Can
I
Can
Pay
For
Your
Is
It
Is
Your
Is
Your
Daughter
Okay
She's
Very
Sick
It's
I'm
Doing
All
These
Side
Jobs
To
I'm
Doing
All
These
Side
Jobs
To
Try
To
Help
For
Her
Help
Pay
For
Her
Medicine
Oh
Dude
Points
At
Beetle
He
Can
Help
Beetle's
Eyes
Pop
Up
And
He
Points
At
Himself
I
Know
Medicine
You're
A
Doctor
He
Got
The
Medic
I'm
A
Doctor
He
Looks
Up
Grinning
He's
Like
I
Was
Gonna
Tell
You
To
Take
The
Potion
I
Forgot
I'm
A
Doctor
Just
In
The
Back
Yes
Yes
You
Are
How
Have
We
Lived
This
Long
How
He
Looks
Over
At
Grey
He's
Like
Speak
For
Yourself
I
Am
I
Am
Pure
Skill
Heart
Smiles
And
Gives
A
Thumbs
Up
Back
To
The
Team
Let
Let
Let
Let
Let's
Try
To
Finish
This
Job
First
And
I'll
Try
To
Share
What
They
Pay
Me
And
You
Guys
Have
Any
More
Questions
For
Brug
Harsh
To
I
Game
I
Don't
Help
I
Don't
I
Don't
But, uh, how- how long have you been by yourself with your- your girl?
When did- when did her mom, uh...
Oh, she's, uh...
She'll turn five. Five and, uh, couple moons.
And, um, her- and, actually, her mother, um,
going on an expedition further down here,
here in the ponds.
But last, there's plenty of ruins down below
and finding interesting trinkets brings in a lot of money.
But she was a delver.
Um, she didn't come back.
Uh-oh.
She'd been gone. She'd been missing for a year now.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's life here now, Seth.
I wouldn't have tried to hook you up with my sister.
Oh, well, it's a little late for that.
Uh, Talib, like, shakes his head.
He's like, the deep places hold many dangers.
It's an unfortunate-
It's an unfortunate-
Uh, God, what's the word I'm looking for?
I forgot the words!
I forgot how to English.
Classic feature.
Too late now.
Yeah.
You're- you're a strong man, dude.
Keep it up.
Uh, we'll try to help as best as we can.
Point- looks back at the rest of the team
with a look of, like, right?
Yeah!
Beetle nods.
Lift with your back.
He says endearingly.
Silent thumbs up.
Like, uh, he'll nod, like, appreciate it.
It's good to have kind strangers here on Outset.
They're very rare these days.
And, um, with that- with that punct- with that punctuating, you'll see as time begins to pass forward and you still continue the uneven streets of the ponds,
pilaster, you'll find yourself arriving at Crocs.
More or less the back end of it.
It's- it's nothing quite to look at.
The building itself seems to be closed.
Shutters are closed.
There's no one out and about.
You've come into an off day.
Or an off business day of it.
Um, Bron will come up and you'll see that there's, uh, like, kinda like a basement double door thing in the back, which can- which can open up to be very wide doors.
But he can come up to it and knock.
Pretty much as a-
Doom-doom.
Doom-doom.
And you'll see, after a couple of moments later, um, a little goblin will come out and be like-
Hey!
Ah, you finally got to ship me now.
Ah, it's good of you.
It's good of you.
Hey!
Hey!
Who are these people?
And you'll see it's like, oh, they're just helpers.
They're just helpers.
They know nothing.
He's like, ah, all right.
Ah, all right.
All right.
Well, they gotta- they gotta roll them?
Hey!
All of ya!
You gotta roll them?
What?
We gotta, huh?
Roll the barrels down.
And you'll kinda mention that there's like a kinda track that kinda will, um, you believe it kinda-
The barrels can kinda sit in- sit in sideways and roll down, uh, into the basement door.
Beetle scribbles out of the cart.
Don't roll them yet!
Don't roll them yet!
I'm in here!
Haha!
Hahaha!
Grey- Grey is now on the side of the cart.
She's like, nah, I'm good.
I don't wanna get run over by stuff today.
I'm good!
Hahaha!
So, uh-
He just floats in the back, looking like he should be like, hey, but these are screws!
Hahaha!
He's just got a chest chained to him.
He's just like, I- I- I don't know what I'm supposed to do here.
Um, all right.
So, I have a question.
How much do I owe you if I break any of the barrels?
he takes out a little clipboard
and he kind of takes out
spectacles real quick
well if you break any of them or show some of the
product you're going to know it's about
250 gold
alright can you show me how to do it
properly
his neck just like
cracks audibly as he
slowly looks at heart
and just like
Talim is starting to
is that a scam
and say well you just lower it in
and just put on the track
and just let it roll down the barrels will hold just fine
as I in Brung
will interject here I'll show you how to do it
I'll show you how to do it
and you see that Brung will
try to lower one down
now that he's rested he seems that it's very easy
with his massive arms just
just puts one down
he rolls a barrel in
and just lets it roll in
you just hear it just descend into darkness
as it just goes down to the basement
you go
it just kind of rolls under the building
but it sounds like it's just rolled
yeah okay
heart picks one up
looks down at this little goblin creature
and goes ha ha
it's pretty nice to help out with all the people
once
once when I got into this town
for the first time
by the dock
before I really know how to talk with people
I hadn't heard about money or anything before
he puts it down on the boards
that he's supposed to roll it down
I was tricked by like five guys
to give up all that I own
and now I sleep on a street
oh
and he puts it down on the board
and looks down
checks the darkness
he can't see anything
but like
trying to align it properly
looks back at the goblin
but hey
but hey dude
you know
those guys
they ain't sleeping any
anytime soon
oh
beetle laughs nervously
yeah
I rolled a three
for a total of an eight
oh no
you begin to hear it
go go go go go go
and he's like
hey hey hey
don't damage the product
what's wrong with you
gotta roll it right
gotta get in the middle
get it all off kiltered
you don't touch him anymore
you hurt product
you're only good for smashing things
it looks like
dude that's hurtful
hey uh
while these guys are
you know
go go go go
owing the barrels
uh
I was wondering
see
we've
we actually
we just finished some business
down in the sewers
and uh
we found some
bodies down there
unfortunately
and uh
I found this note
I think it's from
croc
and he
and beetle's gonna pull out
the note
and walk over to the goblin
uh
work order huh
let me see that
let me see that
hey
you kind of
you'll see the goblin
will take the note
look over at you beetle
and go like
ah it's just a work order
it's nothing you need to worry about
he'll roll it up
and then put it in a
in a back like belt loop
and be like
nothing you need to worry about
just another
just classic work order
you know
we get a lot of them nowadays
you know
a lot of big business
happening around
oh well hold on though
because we
completed the work order
ah
I mean
I mean
nah
don't worry about anything
hey
hey hey
hey hey
next bow bro
would you like to
would you like to do something
to uh
diplomacy
maybe intimidate deception
anything like that
can I grab the goblin
by his shirt
with his newly gained
invigorous strength
since beetle's now
yolked AF
yeah yeah yeah
I'll do uh
I'll do uh
intimidation
intimidation
oh my god
do intimidation
how are you
how are you
intimidating the goblin
so as the goblin's
kind of like
waffling
uh
beetle grabs him
by his shirt
and instead of
pulling the goblin
to him
he steps in
because he's
just a little guy
he's gonna be
around your height
actually
yeah yeah yeah
and his snoot
touches the goblin's nose
and kind of
bends a little bit
and he's like
we completed that
work order
oh
you do have
two hero points
you do
I'll use a hero points
I'll use a hero point
those at home
uh
she rolled an 8
I did I did
I rolled an 8
beetle's eyelids
will like
like
peel back
so his eyes
are just bugging
and huge
and wild
come on
come on
come on
significantly better
the 17
the goblin
go
hey
hey
hey
look
look
look
look
look
look
I just
I had to
double check
you know
I gotta go check
some papers
but hey
have you said
you completed
uh
what exactly
did you do
we
we
we
clenched
the room
we were
looking
for
food
down there
and it
let the
goblin
go
we were
on another
job
and we
were looking
for
some
food
for
uh
Helma and
Thelma
you know
their place
and uh
we happened
upon these
bodies
where we
found the
note
but it
was this
room
full
of rot
so
we killed
all the
big
rot flies
and then
we lit
the whole
room
on fire
and we
cleaned it
we cleaned
it up
Yeah, just like it said on the note, we got rid of the game.
Just like it said on the note.
Ah, right, huh?
All right.
Well, you know what?
A job well done, would I say?
Yeah.
But we probably would have paid those folks.
And he passes over to you, Tint Silver.
What's in your hand?
We don't squint.
He leaves on the ground, Lord.
Booms.
Hey, that's a proper payment for jobs like that.
Can I do Underworld lore to see if that is what a standard payment would be?
Absolutely.
All right, here we go.
Come on, don't whiff it.
Don't whiff it.
23!
Know what I just realized?
What is that?
I've been transferring all the other stuff, the overlay.
My chat on this one is still on the old channel.
I was wondering what the hell.
Oh, my God.
It's literally being you with the gun saying, go live the entire time.
I just realized it.
I'm a moron.
You gotta love it.
Let me just turn it off for now.
Sorry, chat.
Good job, buddy.
I was wondering, because there's all these people talking and stuff.
And I'm like, oh, come on.
Why is the chat showing up on the screen?
I was like, oh, I'm a moron.
Got it.
Look, we've been away for about that.
I've been busy as heck.
Regardless, you rolled 23 on Underworld lore.
23 in total.
You would know that that is highway robbery for that type of job.
For a lot of just random jobs.
See, gold is still a lot of money.
It's like not everyone's carrying hundreds of gold.
It's just simply.
If something's big money, it's in those hundreds and stuff.
For you, for something like a small job, for just a couple guys to come in, burn some rot, or maybe for something else, which you suspect they might be doing, you're looking at maybe three or five gold for that type of job.
You know, he's trying to cut Beetle out.
Yeah.
Talene will kind of like hover around and, you know, like as he's like, ah, you know, this is what average cost.
Talene pulls out Nabogus, and he's just like, he's like, and he starts flicking beads, and he's just like, he's like, equipment rates, travel rates, danger rates, skilled cleaners.
Hazard pay.
Hazard pay, everything like that.
It was like making sure that the job isn't revealed to other individuals.
He's like, I know that a job like that on the lower side would be something around the realm of three gold.
But, you know, we're entrepreneurs and generous individuals.
What would you say if you were to do two as a thank you for a job well done?
I got a, ah, wow, it seems you kind of know your stuff, huh?
I've been around the darker places.
Ah, I see, I see.
I found a rat, I see.
Uh, like Talene, like, points to the arrows in his back, and he's like, yes, unfortunately, sometimes things don't work out, and deals go bad.
Hey, hey, fellow entrepreneur to fellow entrepreneur, you know what?
Two gold sounds fine.
He'll up the total to be two gold, so you now have, you know, gathered two gold out of it.
During this entire time, Brog has been offloading the rest of the barrels, and, um, he finished the last one.
Heart, Heart has just been handing barrels to him instead.
Yeah, and, uh, he finished, he's like, he's like, all right, uh, that's the last shipment.
I got everything out of the warehouse.
He's like, ah, good, Brog.
Yes, for something.
Ah, here's your pay.
And you'll see that he'll, uh, hand him one gold.
Oh.
He's like, there.
Gray looks at Talene.
Get out of here.
Gray looks at Talene.
Is that, is that the proper amount?
You have to realize, as adventurers and, uh, entrepreneurs, we make far beyond what the
normal folk do.
But the, if the wares are 250 gold a barrel, and he saw them all here safely, for the amount
of labor.
One of the cheapest things in the pond's pilaster beetle is the price of life.
They're trying to convince the goblin in some way, or?
No, uh, no, I, like, Talene is just, like, being an extremely pragmatic businessman and
everything like that.
Like, he's saying it with, like, scorn in his voice.
But he's, um, he's, like, very just, like, honest about it.
Yeah.
And they're going to say, all right, Brog, we'll call it, we'll, we'll, uh, we'll let you
know.
We'll send a, we'll send a bird or a grupper if we need you.
All right, see you guys.
All right, thank you for your business.
And you see that the goblin will come right down to the basement doors and close them
behind him.
Uh, Brog will look at the gold piece and sigh a little bit as he puts in a pouch and
starts counting silver pieces and stuff, um, trying to divide the money and, uh, just
trying to do math in his head.
Uh, Talene will actually go over and, uh, he'll put, uh, he'll put, like, he'll put, like,
a ghostly hand, like, over Brung's and, like, look at him and shake his head and be, like,
you're a very hard worker, Brung.
I appreciate that.
I feel as though your skills are wasted on such many old tasks.
And I, like, this is, like, as they're walking away and everything like that.
He's, like, what would you say to more gainful future employment?
Uh, he'll, uh, look at you and, like, but I would, I'd appreciate that for the offer
and stuff, but I, I, I still have a job to do tonight.
But, um, but yeah, like, I can, is there anywhere I can meet you to think on it?
And, uh, he'll look over at the, uh, Talene will look over at the rest of the group and
he'll be, like, what do you all think?
Like, I like Brung.
I think he has good spirit.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Dick gains.
Yolk.
And, uh, Talene will be, like, we currently, uh, make our dwelling at, uh, Elma, what is
it, Elma and Thelma's?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At, uh, at the Elma's.
You can find us there or at least find a way to contact us there more often.
But also, before you go, hey, Hart, give him the, give him the, give him the stuff.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Here you go.
Uh, holds out healing potion.
Oh, and he immediately goes to his coin pouch to get, like, a, get, like, a, scrounge up what
he can and he'll hand, you know, kind of put his hand out with, like, a gold and, like,
filthy silver.
Like, this is all I got for it.
Is that okay?
He, he, he puts his healing potion on top of the hand with all the money in it.
And he, he smiles as he puts it down and goes, you need it more than I do, dude.
And I'm sleeping on the street.
See, the, he'll nod.
He'll, thank you.
Just, just a simple nod as he puts everything.
Hart gives him a, Hart gives him a thumbs up and just, and just states, just remember
that Hart's got your back.
And that I'm a doctor.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe you should tell, you know, Beetle about what kind of problem your, your daughter seems
to have.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, I could, uh, probably bring her over at some point.
Yeah.
And, um, see if you can help her out.
Yeah.
The Elmas, was it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I think I know where that is.
Uh, I, I have to get back to work.
I have to get back to work.
I'll, uh, I'll catch you all around.
Thank you so much for helping me out.
Yeah.
Thank you, dude.
And, like, you see, you see that Brug will, uh, will leave.
He's like, I'll buy you all a drink.
I assume Elvis is a drinkery.
I'll keep you to that.
Bye, Brug.
You see that Brug will then depart, and you guys are now standing there near Crocs, currently.
Uh, you still have a bag full of food.
Heart turns around.
Heart turns around, and you hear, and he starts, you see tears going down his face.
He's such a good dad.
And Talim crosses his arm, and he's like, and still a two-gold prophet.
And a two-gold prophet.
We're so good.
We're the best.
We are the something.
Well, let's get our, uh, aged meat over to Elmas.
Oh, yeah.
We need to salt it.
Salt it quickly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Heart just shakes his head, the tears fly away, and he starts rumbling to himself, like,
in a different language, which spices he should be using, and like, oh, yeah, and then maybe
I should do this.
Gray got slapped with a straight tear, just right in the face, just.
She speaks like.
Just doing that.
The entire time.
Okay, I thought we were good.
It's like, it's like someone on the podcast, like, are they dying?
Yeah.
Straight up dying.
Okay, so.
All right, so with that, uh, what would you guys like to do?
You guys still have, uh, chest and all that stuff full of, uh, full of your game that you guys hunted down?
Yes, we do.
Hmm.
I think we're going to Elmas.
Yeah, we should probably get that dropped off.
Float along.
Properly taken care of.
Scrapping stuff from Halleck, just, thanks, bye.
No problem.
All right, you guys head over to Elmas, I assume.
Yeah.
All right, you guys, uh, begin the journey.
You're way back.
You're not impeded at all.
And you're way back.
I'm nice.
Yeah, no one tries to give you the good old London special and stab you.
They, um.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you saying that, are you saying, are you saying that London is real in time?
Jesus technically is real in time because I don't know how many times we've said it.
Yeah, we all, we all, we all know about, we all know about Jesus.
He's like a sorcerer, but you know, whatever.
He's a sorcerer, Jesus.
He came back to the side.
He's very good at what he does.
Keep trying to put him down.
He keeps coming back.
We're going to need a bigger rock.
Yeah, you know, divine sorcerer.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
All right.
For legal purposes, this is a joke.
In Minecraft, in Minecraft, in Minecraft.
In Minecraft, in Minecraft.
It's all in Minecraft.
I'm trying to see where my, uh, I think, yeah, there it is.
All right.
You guys head back over.
Bye.
Oh, those fish.
Yeah, look at that giant fish over there.
You did a great job of the background art, Froggy.
You did wonderful.
You did wonderful.
Look at them.
Wait.
Are you telling me the Froggy Lock did the art for this background?
Yeah.
Yes.
Stop.
Oh, man.
Froggy, you do art?
Stop.
Stop.
Do you do it on Twitch.tv slash Froggy Lock?
Is that what you do art at?
And he's so freaking cute.
As we pass into the door, Beetle's going to take whole, like, spices out of his fanny pack
and shake them around like a little maraca, a little maraca bag.
And you'll see that Thelma will be at the counter.
And we'll see you guys coming.
Ah, you guys finally come back.
Like, how's your, uh, you know, how's your, how's your trip?
We got so much food for you!
Oh, yeah.
Tell him, show him the stuff.
Show him the goods!
Thelma will be like, I need a moment, but why don't you entertain the Elmas while I bring
this back into the world of the living?
It turns back to Thelma.
Do I have to?
Man, really, really, you're doing this right now?
And then he turns back, back to the Elmas.
Ha ha, yes!
Man, it's hard to...
And so Talib will, like, unchain it, like, from his bag, like, puts it on the ground,
and he's just, like, hands on it, like, focusing, like, on it for, like, 10 minutes while Arima
materializes the chest.
We also got these, uh, these special delicious spices for you.
I have a terrible image of Talib bringing things back to living.
It's like he's defecating things to life.
No!
What?
What?
It's just like, huh?
No!
Turning things back from Ghost Forum, like, one would put something in the microwave.
Thank you, Jers.
Thank you.
You're just spinning, like, boom.
He's making just a very quiet...
Noise the entire time.
Just, just don't put a spoon in there with it.
No.
There's a spoon in the chest.
Oh, no!
Everything explodes.
The, uh, Talib will look down at you, Beetle, and go, like, ah, spices, huh?
Yeah!
Yeah, let me go ahead and, uh, let me, let me look at them all.
Come on, bring it up.
Bring them up.
I'm still tired of the car.
We personally requested Quan Shiri peppers.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Very nice.
We got, uh, we got lots of meat.
We got the, the, the ceiling guys with the long ears.
And then we got, uh, some fish.
The, uh, some...
Those kinds of fish?
We got all sorts of things, including trauma that we made along the way.
Trauma?
Oh, you know.
Fishes.
You know, you know, just, uh, you know, rat flies.
Yeah, but, uh, speaking of rat flies, you smell like a sewer.
You have a shower I could use.
What's a shower?
A bath.
Anything.
We got baths upstairs.
It's, uh, we'll worry about that later.
But now...
You got a bathhouse upstairs?
That's where you bath the product.
All right, now, let's, let's see all what you got.
And, and as you guys have, as if you guys present what you guys hunted.
I mean, Talim gets done, uh, re-corporalizing the, uh, the chest.
And it's, bing!
The chest cracks open.
It's all steamy.
It's all cooked.
And she'll, uh, she'll, like, ah, very nice, very nice.
Yeah, put that in storage.
You'll see she'll take out a wand.
Kind of, like, out of her, uh, out of her apron there.
And you'll see that she'll twirl a little bit and go, bing!
And, and...
Holy shit!
And bit by bit, they'll just go and, like, just, they just got encased in ice.
And she'll start doing more stuff with the wand to kind of, like, bring it behind her and stuff.
And she'll start doing, like, you know, like, uh, Merlin from Sword in the Stone?
She'll begin to just, just kind of waltz them over.
The more they keep, like, bing!
Waltz and waltz and waltz.
Ping!
Waltz and waltz and waltz right into the back room.
As it goes back into storage.
And she'll just kind of flick the wand a little bit and...
And the door behind her will close.
Hart turns her on slowly and looks at the rest of the team like,
I told you.
If it weren't for his, his scale male veil,
like, Talim would just be standing there slack-jawed.
A beetle is!
He's like...
Rich is nodding.
She's like, yeah, this seems right.
Yeah, this seems right.
I can't believe that, uh, that Soren put the fairy godmothers in the rock ground.
That's terrifying.
If it gave them knives.
Dan, they gave them knives!
Uh, you'll see that, that Thelma will look at you and he's like,
Hey, good job.
This could be a really good product.
Really good product for the entire thing.
So what I'm gonna need you to now think about
if you had to help complete this job, we need baubles.
All right, we need baubles, we need all sorts of things, right?
We need trinkets, we need nice little, you know, little, little bits and bobs
that's gonna also sell, you know, make all the bigwigs of the, you know,
over at Queens, you know, like all the little trinkets we got.
Yeah, merchandise, that's what we need.
Looks at Talim.
Talim stands up, he throws his arms to the side,
like every, like every loose piece of ghostly metal and jingles.
Talim is like, say no more, my fair maidens.
I am on the job.
We're gonna need to find a couple people to kind of like make some stuff.
We're willing to pay.
You know, you can say that the Almas got their payment.
They'll, they'll know, they should know about us at that point.
But if not, you know, the Almas already drafted up, drafted up piece of paper for you.
And you still take a straw and pass it in front of Talim.
He'll, uh, he'll mage hand it in, uh, unfurl it in front of him to take a look down the list.
It is the most impressive contract you've ever seen.
It turns like super well written, you know, all this other stuff, everything else, you know,
uh, it is perpetual, blah, blah, blah, blah, basically.
If Talim had glasses, he would be pulling them out and like looking over them with looking over this contract with me.
He's like, this is so good.
I need to take notes.
And, uh, they are fucking fake creatures.
Basically, it's an agreement of saying, we're good.
We'll pay you if you give us this many bottles or make this, this many bits of, uh, fancy merchandise and details are in it and stuff.
But, uh, but yeah, but it's really well, well made.
And she'll go, all right, we need to find somebody who's capable to make it, uh, a lot of products very quickly.
The, uh, the parade's going to be happening, happening, like, quite soon.
So we need to go ahead and get ready for it.
Uh, do, uh, any travelers, have you, uh, do you know of anybody who can kind of, you know, maybe soon you can talk to anybody you know that might be able to craft anything?
I know how to make 10-foot poles.
Well, we did run into a...
I already got that merchandise unless you don't clog at our house.
Uh, oh.
Uh, uh, I've got this.
And Beetle reaches into his park, uh, his fanny pack and he pulls out one old wet bucktooth.
No.
Well, we did run into a craftsman while we were in the sewers.
And, uh, someone of the alchemical variety.
He did seem versed in crafting of all sorts.
Perhaps we could employ his assistance for a price?
Mm, alchemist, sir.
He's very good at making tea that knocks you on your ass.
Oh!
I had...
Not only that, but also if you're looking for something that's a bit higher end, perhaps later down the road,
the alchemical sorts are good at producing perfumes of all sorts.
Wait, wait, wait.
He was the guy, the goddess, the peppers.
Hmm.
Beetle starts running around and shaking people's pants and skirts and socks.
And he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We ain't got pants, Froggy.
None of us have pants.
Are none of you...
Are we...
Is no one wearing pants?
No.
Nobody in the party wears pants, Froggy.
No pants, Gang.
Oh my god.
We're disgusting.
Bart wears a loincloth.
We're disgusting.
Gray wears a tunic.
Colleen wears roams.
Okay, well, anyway, Beetle, he pulls out a rope and he pulls out a water skin and he starts tying the rope around the water skin.
And he shakes it and he holds it up.
And he's like, what if we...
What if we got the alchemist to fill jars with floating sparkles?
Or what if we...
What if we got the alchemist to put...
Make like...
There's glowing fungus or something?
You can put it in the...
In some water and put that in the jar.
Make some little light jars.
And we can sell the light jars.
Oh, damn, dude.
Dude, that sounds so great.
Even better, we could do what we did for the other associate that we met and produce barbels of that sort as well.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Isn't he supposed to be joining us?
Or is that the young man we met earlier?
No, the...
Talim was referencing the...
What is it?
Charles.
Oh, Charles.
The barbel that we made for Charles.
The...
The...
The...
Oh, yeah.
Reminder.
Brog said he was busy the night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reminder.
It's been a month.
We would need a few more gems, I think, to make things like that.
But maybe we could make something simple.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'll hear a squeak.
Talim will like...
Oh.
You'll hear a squeak behind you and go...
Do you need gems?
See, that Vino will hug your tail.
Oh, she's so cute.
Talim will turn around and he's like,
Oh, Vina, hello.
Vina!
Hi.
She skittishes away a little bit and kind of shakily just kind of rings her rag
and conveniently over a water bucket that she has.
And she'll go,
I think I know someone who could help.
Yeah?
Gyms, colorful bits of glass or crystal.
It doesn't really matter the value as long as you make it look pretty.
Yeah.
I know of a blacksmith.
Do tell.
He's a big fella, but he does good work.
It's mostly on just referral, but for special clients,
but maybe he'll listen to the Elmas.
Talim will like turn back at a...
What was it?
We were talking with Mama Thelma?
Yeah, Thelma.
Yeah.
I turned back to Mama Thelma and he'll like conk his head a little bit.
Like, hmm?
Yeah.
Yeah, that could work.
That's going to help us out a little bit.
You can combine all your ideas together.
It makes something real nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Vina, why did you bring this up before?
Hi.
No one mentioned anything.
Like, all right.
Yeah, just get the scoop from Vina.
Go check it out.
See if it's something worthwhile.
Thank you, Vina.
You see, Vina will nod and say like,
Yeah, he lives in a suspended house.
He refused to move when cracks came underneath.
It was quite obvious to find his home,
but it's a bit tucked away.
It's over here.
And you see that she'll, um...
I assume one of you have a map or anything,
or if not, she'll kind of like,
It's over on the side of the pod's pilaster.
You'll follow the big crack,
and you'll eventually find his home.
Ah!
That sounds easy enough.
Yeah, just say that, uh...
That, uh...
That Fanny sent...
Sent...
Sent you...
And, uh...
You should be fine.
Ah!
This is great!
We're gonna make you...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Uh, time...
Thank you so much.
What a nice young lady.
She'll...
She'll nod very quickly,
but then quickly rush away.
She starts taking care of, uh...
Other customers inside of Elma's.
And, uh...
You know, serving drinks,
washing tables,
stuff like that.
Uh, Elma will look at you all,
and is like,
Well...
It looks like you gotta leave.
Yep, off we go.
Before you go,
you probably need a bath.
Oh, please.
But what if we're going back in the shore?
What if we're going to see Harlick again?
And with that,
we'll take a quick break.
Woo-hoo!
Excellent.
Woo-hoo!
We will be...
Back break.
Right back, everyone.
Use the bathroom,
get a drink,
all that stuff.
We'll be right back.
And anyway,
I started blasting.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We survived.
Welcome back, everyone,
to Ragu.
You guys have
got a tip
that there is a blacksmith
as described as a big fella
further in.
Hmm.
What's that?
Um,
you've been instructed
to go northwise
of the pond's pilaster.
And I assumed...
Yeah, by Vina.
Yeah, by Vina,
the, uh,
the waitress
who works at Elma's.
Yeah.
While you're there,
while you're there,
Elma's currently,
uh,
I assume everyone
takes a bath,
refreshes.
No?
Maybe takes a little rest.
Oh, yeah.
Grey is so fluffy now.
So fluffy.
She is so fluffy
and she doesn't smell awful.
Fluffers, dude.
Oh, don't say fluffers.
No!
No!
You stepped right
into that one!
Anyway,
Gooners, dude.
That's it!
It worked!
No!
No!
Well,
the podcast is great.
The game's been great.
I'll see y'all later.
All right,
pack it up,
pack it up.
Good camping.
Bye, everybody.
GGs.
Yeah,
when we all meet up again,
all fresh and neat
and smelly,
but in the good way,
Beatle will clap
his little slappers together
and he'll be like,
where are we going first?
I suppose we should,
if we're wanting to look,
do more bubbles,
we should probably go visit
the blacksmith first.
And if the results are
best and desirable,
perhaps we could go
by the holic.
Yeah,
let's go.
With that,
you make your way there.
You have some scribbled
instructions by Vina
on where to find
this individual.
As you're going
through the pond's
blaster,
you know that there is
the sinkhole,
which is a large
pit.
It's kind of
in the middle of it.
But due to that
and due to certain bits,
there's cracks
that have kind of formed
here and there.
And as you know,
in the ponds,
Palasco,
you guys have,
the characters have been
here for a while.
Things are generally
solid in a lot of places
like old stone foundation
of long distant past
construction city.
You do know
that there's some parts
that have also just
kind of like fallen down
a little bit
or deep pits
that are the lower
part of the city.
You follow a general
line of cracks
until you find yourself.
near the location.
But on the way,
do any of your characters
have any thoughts?
Any?
Mid-sentence,
Heart shrugs
and goes,
I don't see why
it's bad
to call it
tracking the crack.
Me either.
Yeah, dude.
Let's just keep going.
It's what we're doing.
We're a couple of
trackers
out on the street.
So what's a blacksmith?
Wait, really?
Yeah.
You don't know
what a blacksmith is?
You don't know
what a blacksmith is?
You have to realize
that the heart
comes from a place
where those
don't utilize
very much equipment.
Their bodies
are their armor
and their weapon.
Man,
I didn't eat meat
until I was like six.
Well,
where did you get
your big angry
shoulder from?
That thing?
Yeah.
He points at the thing.
Oh,
my father,
my, you know,
my big father,
he holds up his hands.
He left this
with me.
Oh.
Yeah.
A blacksmith
would make
something like that.
No, no, no.
My father made us.
No, I'm not saying
a blacksmith made that.
I'm saying a blacksmith
would make something
like that.
Yeah.
Metal workers.
Yeah.
I have a question.
Yeah.
That trinket
you guys have been holding?
Yeah.
Who's holding it?
Haleem.
Haleem.
Yeah.
Haleem,
where do you have
it stored?
Probably in like
a belt pouch.
I love how collectively
that happened
and we were like,
well,
that sucked.
That was weird anyway.
As a ghost,
weird shit happens.
What the fuck?
Well,
that was kind of scary
anyway.
Weird.
Something happened,
F.A.
As you,
as you all are talking,
um,
like hard,
as you're mentioning it,
I assume you maybe
talk with your hands
a little bit,
like maybe wave it up
or down
and mention with it.
Like in your field of vision,
you bring your hand up
and you bring it down.
As soon as it comes back on,
that thing is around
your wrist.
Oh.
No one saw it move.
It's just
there
and you feel
a irony
tightness
on your right hand.
That's weird.
Or it keeps on walking,
but it just looks at it.
That's weird.
When did you give me this?
He looks,
he looks over at Talim.
Talim,
he's,
uh,
like looks over
and he looks at it
and his eyes get really wide
and he's like,
I
didn't.
No,
it should be
and like,
he like reaches down
the belt out
and looks at that
and he's just like,
their Talim funny joke
wizarding around again.
No,
seriously,
when did you give me this?
Heart,
I'm telling you,
I,
I didn't.
Hasn't that been in your
possession this whole time?
At least I thought it was.
Um,
the,
the,
the,
like Talim will like
look down at Beto
and was like,
is this one of your tricks?
No,
no,
no.
Hey,
Heart,
maybe take that off
and give it back.
Yeah,
yeah,
I didn't,
I didn't take it.
I didn't take it.
Yeah,
I know,
I know.
Maybe,
maybe take it off though.
Uh,
Heart,
uh,
will,
you know,
just start to unwind it
from his wrist
and take it off
or at least
try to
take it off just fine.
It,
it seems it just slips over.
It's kind of like a bracelet.
It took him,
it looks like a skink
and looks down at it.
He looks down at it
in his,
in his big ass palm.
He looks down at his little
pendant.
It looks,
it looks harmless
sitting there,
but.
Oh,
you know,
maybe the blacksmith
will want to buy that.
Oh yeah,
maybe.
you said they work
with metals and stuff,
right?
Yeah.
You can tell us
more about it.
The,
the gym
was
not able to be removed,
so maybe it's something
that he could make use of.
You know,
something really weird
happened before we
left the sewer.
I had like this weird dream,
but I was awake.
What?
Yeah.
I had like,
when,
when,
when Charles left,
it was like,
I was standing there
and everything was fine
and then we had that thing
and then it was like,
whoa,
I certainly had a dream,
but I'm awake,
but I think it was okay.
It was probably just a smell.
Beetle,
that's weird
because that's not how dream works
because I had the same feeling.
What?
Yeah,
you know.
Did we
shared math?
No.
No.
What?
What?
Yeah,
I thought,
I thought it was stuff,
you know?
Could have been the smell
because I witnessed
the same thing
and could have been.
And your dad
and you had the same dream?
Yeah,
so that runs out
like sewer fumes,
right?
Let's just sell it
and get rid of it.
Yes,
perhaps we should sell it.
And it's better,
perhaps it is better that way.
You want it back?
Dark.
It grows dark
as you guys continue on.
Like natural dark
or just like?
Nighttime.
Okay.
Yeah,
we have been in the sea
more than five fucking days.
We started out in the morning.
And pull out my ever-burning torch.
And you feel
that you are getting
closer to your objective heart.
You said you were trying
to just give it back, right?
No,
he asks Talim,
Hey,
do you want this back?
And then Talim
will like open a hand
and is like,
I think it has
some sort of magic.
Perhaps it is
best that I hold on to it.
Yeah,
it feels harmless,
but he looks down at it.
You would think
the same of the Elmas.
Yeah.
Bad feeling about this.
He is convinced
with that statement
to give it to Talim.
You're able to take it off
and hand it back
just fine.
He will like mage hand it
and he'll like
kind of palm it
with the mage hand
until he can
like put it back
in a pouch.
You notice that
when you kind of
bring it over
and stuff that
you're able to touch it.
Huh.
Strange.
Definitely magic.
He'll just stuff it back
in a ghostly melt pouch.
Just goes into your pouch
and hidden from view.
Gray kind of just like
watches and she's like,
I don't know if I like that.
Let's walk a little faster.
Walking.
As you walk a little faster,
Beetle and everyone else,
you notice around
her surroundings
a lot more disheveled
as part of the puns.
a lot of like
basically like abandoned homes
and destroy it
and just kind of
planks get her about
rubble here and there,
fallen statues,
all sorts of things.
But you begin to hear
the clinking
chain.
From what direction?
In front of us
or behind us?
Right
in front of you.
be positioned
correctly.
Oh.
You'll be able
to see just fine.
Oh.
In front of you,
what you see
is a house
and the clinking
of the chains
seem to be
bolted on
to the side.
I thought this was
supposed to be
a nicer part of town.
Further down,
you can see
that just kind of
looking around
left and right,
the house is suspended
over a bottomless pit
or a crack
through the chains
or just kind of
just swaying
here and there
just
just kind of
just keeping it afloat.
This is really weak
for infrastructure.
Oh,
what have we said
to leave it
by himself?
We will like
look
like
look down
like sideways
at
at Beetle
just like
and why would
you ever do that?
You don't weigh anything.
You know,
I've been told
I'm getting bigger.
I put on a pound.
Gray turns around,
picks up Beetle,
turns around,
puts him in front
of her.
Go.
So he will glide
past Beetle
and just be like,
you know,
I'm a generous soul.
Oh,
go ahead
if you feel uncomfortable.
Well,
I don't,
I'm just,
you wouldn't,
you wouldn't.
I'll follow behind you.
Okay?
You're a big guy,
but you know,
you don't weigh
like a big guy,
so you know,
nothing would fall out
from under your feet.
As you guys traverse
and as I hold you all,
uh,
Beetle,
which I'll pull you back,
so make a mistake.
I can't believe
Beetle perished
by falling.
I have a question,
Soren.
Yes.
Uh,
does this place
look sturdy
and durable
or do we hear
a constant groan
of every single chain?
Like,
you,
you constantly hear
the chain shifting
and stuff
and you see
that the chains
are embedded
like past windows
and you imagine
they're wrapped around
beams
and some of them
are just spiked
and embedded
into the houses around.
Um,
you'll even notice
to the north
as you were passing by
there was a large
stone statue
that seems to have
fallen on the house
as well.
Um,
with a bunch of
scaffolding around it
and ladders
and such
and a bunch of
refuse around
the houses itself.
So you,
uh,
you're very surprised
that this house
is still standing
but it somehow
still is.
But Beetle,
what you,
uh,
can do for me,
uh,
you notice
further over
to the left
of the map
or further ahead
of you
that there
is someone
atop a building
holding a torch
and if you would like
or anybody else
would like to,
uh,
you'll all notice
the light source.
Roll me on
a perception check.
I'm okay
at those.
Oh,
I rolled
a total of eight.
That's unfortunate.
I rolled
a seven
for a total
of twelve.
I rolled
a twelve.
I rolled
a twenty-one.
Woo!
Woo!
Heart,
you,
um,
you see this individual
a lot more clearly
than anybody else.
everyone else
seems to be
a bit oblivious
to the individual
but they don't,
you all notice
the light source.
Uh,
you can tell
from this distance
that that person
is holding
a crossbow.
They seem to be
scanning around
looking for something.
I enter
mountain stance.
And so,
you've noticed
that the,
your light
is very bright,
Talene.
You did say
you had a torch out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A ghostly blue light.
Like to keep that up?
Well,
do I see
the individual
with the crossbow?
You do see
the individual
but you do not
see the weapon
he's carrying.
Only Heart
knows that
he has a crossbow out.
As if he's
keeping watch.
Do I hear
the sound
of,
you know,
like a cinder block
being dragged
on the ground
as Heart
enters mountain stance?
Or has Heart
said anything?
Heart
puts a hand
on Talene's shoulder
and it's not like,
ah, yeah,
he pokes through him
or whatever.
But Soren,
my hands
are magical now.
It falls through.
Yeah.
It's a 50% chance.
I'm a mess.
You can put a hand
on the shoulder.
Heart
attempts to take
Talene's attention
and he
nods up
just with his head
and then points
over at the little
crossbow
on Beetle's back
and it makes
a little bit
of a
crossbow
act
like look
at
a crossbow
kind of look.
He's so bad
at charades.
Talene's like,
ah.
I was going to say,
I was going to
jokingly say
Talene's like,
ah,
we won't be able
to shoot the
person with
the crossbow.
No,
like Talene
will like
look back
and I guess
take a closer
look at that
person with the
light.
Um,
uh,
you know,
see if
what, uh,
heart is like
motioning towards
is, you know,
him actually
holding a crossbow
and like,
he just didn't
catch it the
first time
around or.
Yeah,
you can roll
another perception
check if you
like,
uh,
see,
it kind of
looks just a
little bit
easier.
Well,
that's
happening.
Okay,
well,
nevermind.
Go ahead,
Beetle.
Yeah,
shortly after
we noticed
the crossbow
guy and
stuff starts
going on with
Talene
and heart
in the
background.
I like
Beetle to
oh,
and then
like,
cup his
hands around
his snoot
and go
oh,
hey!
And call
out to the
guy on the
roof.
Ray jumps
because suddenly
Beetle is
yelling.
As you
yell,
you'll see
you'll see
the guy
on the
roof
take
like,
kind of
put his
fingers to
his lips
and
whistle
loudly.
I don't
want to
whistle right
now,
but a
very loud
whistle.
And you'll
see that he'll
begin to
aim the
crossbow
at you.
And so
at that,
I need all
of you
to roll
me
initiative.
guys,
I think
that guy
has a
weapon.
No.
You don't
say.
I rolled
a 13 for
a total
of 19.
I rolled
a 6 for
a total
of 11.
I rolled
a 26.
We'll do
this one.
We'll do
good old
classic brutal
battle soundtrack.
What did
you get,
man?
I said
I got a
14.
Nice.
But no
one hurt
me.
Oh,
no.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Neato.
You see
that he'll
aim at you.
And he
will make
an attempt.
a natural
20.
Oh,
no.
Oh,
my God.
You know,
the range penalty
and everything
else,
you were lined
up for him.
Just
whoosh.
My child.
Sorry for the
loud noise,
by the way.
There are some
things.
Oh, my God.
My heart
jumped.
I have a
lot of
sound effect
things that
have added
in special
effects and
some of them
come with
sounds.
So,
my bad.
Regardless,
basically a
bolt Beale.
He goes,
hey,
guys.
It's right
in you and
it does
12 points
of damage.
Beale gets
shish kebobbed
backwards into
Grey's leg.
I can't
believe.
Grey
immediately
looks down.
Like,
all this
happened in
slow-mo
and she's
just like,
what the
fuck?
And now
she's angry.
And you'll
see that
you'll see
the individual
reload on
top of the
place and
get ready.
Beale,
it's your
turn.
And I'll
give you
info.
So it's a
free just
passive
perception
stuff.
You hear
voices the
other side
of the
wall.
Wait.
Beale is
shaking.
he takes
out his
own
crossbow
and he
fucking
loads it.
He's like,
oh,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
To also
help you
out,
also help
you out,
Beetle,
there's a
thing in
Pathfinder 2nd
Edition where
you can take
cover.
You can take
cover behind
things and
stuff and
get a little
tucked in with
the wall there
with the
building and
stuff.
There's some
debris and
stuff kind
of around the
corner you can
see.
Oh,
yeah,
you can
squeeze.
Yeah,
and you can
take cover in
places and
increase your
AC pie too.
So if someone's
shooting at you,
it'll help you
out.
You have to
take an action
to do that.
Yeah,
if it takes an
action,
I won't take
cover this round,
but I really
appreciate you
telling me that.
So he takes
out his crossbow,
he loads it,
and I'd like to
devise a stratagem.
He gets his
little bug eye out
and he starts
looking at the
guy up on the
roof.
Is it alt
click?
Is that right?
Yeah,
or you can
hover over
and press T.
Oh,
the arrows look
different.
Yeah,
we did a whole
update with
Foundry.
They were fancy.
I'm not going to
devise stratagem.
Block his
forward jab.
I jump,
I jump,
I jump,
I jump.
You know that
with your
divided stratagem,
you know you're
going to miss
with a 12.
So you can do
another action
instead.
I take
cover.
Okay,
so let's
say I'll
say for the
terrain and
stuff around
here,
you know,
there's a
refuse near
the wall
and stuff.
Take an
action and
basically I'm
going to do
this little
shield thing
on you.
I'm going to
squat down
low and
press my
ass against
the wall.
There you
go.
I basically
gave you
some plus
two AC
so you
are now
taking
cover.
Thank
you.
And
Chetty
says you
can't
see the
enemy?
Yeah,
he can.
He's right
there.
He's on
the left
side.
It's just
this little
left side
on top
of the
building
there.
He's got
a really
long mustache.
Yeah.
All right,
so that was
your first
action.
You have
two actions
left.
Me?
No,
I don't.
No,
I don't.
Oh,
that's right.
You divide
the turn.
Okay,
if you want to
end your
turn,
we can go
to heart.
Yeah,
ending my
turn.
All right,
heart is
your turn.
Yes,
so,
sorry,
I want
to mention
Froggy
decided the
type of
chat.
Matticus,
I'll kill
you,
but the
auto-mod
stopped.
Auto-mod's
got your
back.
I'm sorry
to interrupt,
Salty.
My bad.
It's too
funny.
It's
hecking
great.
It's so
funny.
Soren,
due to
being a
bit rusty,
how was
it that
I can
calculate my
movement by
pressing a
different
button?
Like,
when I
measure my
movement,
how do I
measure a
second time?
Like,
is it
control or
space?
If you want
to make a
waypoint.
Okay,
that's number
one.
And then I
want to move
then I want
to do
when you
continue.
As you're
holding your
token,
I can help
you and bring
you back.
I think you're
back here.
behind
Talim.
Behind
Talim?
Okay,
when you're
dragging your
token here
in Foundry,
as you're
holding your
token,
don't let
it go.
Okay,
yeah,
press space,
move it,
press space,
move it,
press space,
it'll make
waypoints,
and then when you
release it,
it'll auto
move.
And Talim,
I'll bring you
back.
I'll bring you
back.
I have this
cool ability
known as
key rush.
God,
you Naruto
run?
No,
I'm not
Naruto running.
I am going
to,
where the
fuck am I?
Where the
fuck are you?
I think you
went under
Talim.
Or you
pressed the
delete button.
No,
you moved
yourself to the
top left of
the map
somehow.
What is
happening?
Instant
transmissions.
Hi,
soul.
delete self.
Oh my
God,
that's
interesting.
Give me
a second.
Key rush.
Boop.
Key rush.
That's an
interesting glitch.
There you go.
I can't believe
heart no-clipped
into the back
rooms.
Okay,
due to the
ability of
key rush,
I can
perform two
move actions.
Yes.
I can perform
two move actions
and I gain
concealed until
until the
start of my
next turn.
So heart
is going to
move.
Let me see
here.
I'm going to
move.
Since I am
much faster
now,
everyone,
I can
move all
the way
up
here.
and then I'm
going to do
my second
action to
move.
Come on.
Come on,
dude.
Fuck.
All right,
I'm going to
move all the
way.
That'll take
all three.
The coloration
helps you.
So the blue
is one.
The yellow
is two.
That is three.
So you can
move now and
then do your
stuff.
Yeah.
So heart
is coming
out.
Just flexes
calves.
And then you
see a
slight spark
and he just
whoosh
becomes a cloud
of smoke
and just
teleports
here.
He just runs
through Talim.
Talim is just
like parts like a
dust cloud and
then recoalesces.
and and
and that guy
that guy right
in front of him
that guy right
in front of him
right there
as he appears
right before
this guy he
is going to
okay give
me my actions
character sheet
please give me
my give me
my actions
are you looking
for all those
special actions
and stuff they
had to get
removed because
that mod got
it wasn't updated
anymore.
Okay cool.
Tell me what you
want to do
and we'll do the
rules.
I will
demo attempt
to demoralize
him.
Awesome.
Roll me
intimidation
check.
Yes.
I rolled a
six for a
total of
twelve.
I saw
the sixteen.
Unfortunately
that is not
a success.
But yeah
he just
appears right
in front of
him and
goes what
are you doing?
you're not
right in front
of him he's
on top of
the building.
Okay.
Unless you're
able to climb
up there.
Right.
Cool.
Ah but we
can't fix this.
We can't fix
this.
You're standing
on a roof a
giant man
appears like
below the edge
is like what
are you doing?
You're just like
is it the end
of your turn?
Yes that is the
end of my turn.
Gray your turn.
I am declaring
that man my
hunted prey.
I'm taking out
my crossbow and
I'm going to give
him a taste of
his own medicine.
A little snap
crackle pop.
Do it.
Yeah boy.
For a total of
twenty four.
Excellent shot.
It just basically
sticks right into
him.
Roll me that
damage.
Rolling that
damage and I
am rolling for a
total of nine.
Did you include
your let me check.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Awesome.
Yeah you do nine
points of damage
and you can just
see him just kind
of like just kind
of grab onto the
ball that goes
right into his
chest and you
see him just
grimace a bit
under his cloak
and hood.
She snarls as
she reloads.
Why didn't he
take precision
damage?
Yeah it only
shows the one
D10.
That's what I was
wondering.
It didn't do the
thing.
Hold up.
Yeah it didn't do
the thing.
That's weird.
Plus your
circumstance.
That might be
a bit of a
little hoo.
A hoo.
A hoo.
A hoo.
A hoo.
Then just make
sure what your
damage thing is.
Plus your
circumstance bonus.
Hunt prey.
And then your
special feet
thing.
It's a D.
Yeah roll
one D8 for
me.
We'll add that
on there.
Which one?
USU.
Rolling.
One D8.
Four additional
damage.
Bam.
There you go.
Yeah but
basically for
context chat
she for
gray she has
precision for
her hunter's
edge.
So when she
that's my
target.
the first
damaging roll
of the
round which
was pretty
much every
one she
does it.
We'll just
do an
additional
D8.
Just extra
damage.
So good.
For context.
Usually.
Yes.
Sorry.
You were saying
something.
My bad
Gray.
Oh it's
okay.
Usually the
foundry will
do that for
me but for
reason it
didn't do
that this
time.
Yeah I
did a big
major update
and update
to the
latest
version so
some things
might go.
So you
said that
this person
whistled and
like we
heard like
other sounds
on the other
side of this
wall or
other side of
the wall
north of
you.
All right.
Would you
say that they
have friends
on the other
side?
I'm biting
you.
I'm biting
you.
I'm biting
you.
It's so good
to have you
this camp
in the
world.
I'm so
glad that
we're going
to get
rid of
you and
bury you
into the
fucking
brah.
On that
note I
can't move
nearly as
fast as
Hark does.
I also
don't have
any extended
range like
like Ray
does.
But what I
noticed is
that they're
within 30
feet.
I do.
But there's
also an
alleyway behind
us.
And so I'm
actually going
to step up
behind Ray
turn around
raise my
shield.
and guard
the flank
and
well like
he will
look over
his shoulder
and let
Gray know
that he
is guarding
the flank.
He nods.
Yeah.
And I
raise my
shield and
I think
that is
the end of
my turn.
All right.
Now it's
this guy's
turn.
You'll see
that he
will look
down at
you heart
just kind
of come
over to
the edge
and look
down at
you
and take
a pop
shot
and we'll
hit you
just barely.
Nice.
and with
his hand
across it
will only
do three
points of
damage.
It's not
a crit.
Not the
massive
damage it
was before
and you'll
see that
the individual
on top of
the building
will reload.
but during
this as
well
a few
more
entered
the scene.
You hear
yelling
from the
north
heart.
I'm going
like
it's like
who's
telling the
alarm?
It's like
we got
shooters.
This
loot's
ours.
And you'll
see
in heart
you can't
quite see
anything but
you know
from the
north
a couple
voices are
heard.
Beetle
your turn.
Oh
I
load my
crossbow
and I
devise
strategy
again.
Mm-hmm.
One second.
Let me
think.
Please,
please,
please,
please,
please,
please,
please.
Don't let
them inside.
Thanks
to know
there's no
survivors,
no witnesses.
As he's
talking,
Beetle will
fire.
You're
firing.
Looks
like you
will hit
the 22.
Oh,
yeah.
That's a
five damage.
1d8 plus
1d6 for
five.
It gets
right into
him.
It's
a
grimace up
there on top
of the building
with your
little bolt.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
And then
I'd like to
do some
battle
medicine
on my
shelf.
I want
to heal
my poor
little
body.
Okay,
hit the
bones.
Let me
unselect
this guy.
Let me
select myself
and use
my
medicine.
And, oh,
sorry, I...
Yes!
Oh, yes,
I did!
Okay.
I'm at the
DC.
I could have
put his
turning because
you're in a
camera.
It's 15.
You're good.
That's 2d8,
right?
Yeah, 2d8 to
heal yourself.
Oh,
good, good.
I snapped
the crossbow
and I just
started to hear
little scissor
snipping sounds
as I'm
operating on
myself.
And that is
it for my
turn.
Excellent.
Heart,
it's now your
go.
Hey, Soren.
Yes?
Where's the
door?
Well, you
can't see a
door because
there's a lot
of refuse and
debris around
but you do
know where he
scrambled up
from and
you see a lot
of debris
around.
You are
confident if
you just
kind of just
normally climb
up, it'll
be very easy
to get up
there.
Hey, Soren.
Yes?
You can make
it up there
in like a
turn or like
in one action
to get up
there and
scramble up.
Is it 10
feet up to
the roof?
Around like
15 up there
but yeah,
you can make
it up there
that's fine.
Okay, so
if I move
over to
let's say
let's say
that I want
to move
over to
this debris
like
the closest
debris.
You can get
to his left
in one action.
Okay.
Cool.
Soren,
quick reminder,
I can
easily
high jump
10 feet.
So I
just want
to jump.
Just jump
up there.
You know
what?
I'll bend
rally a bit.
That's
fucking cool.
Let's try
it.
Yeah.
I just
imagine just
like Hari
just like
spins his
knees a little
bit and
just does
like a
standing
jump.
Yeah.
Gonna make
this man
shit his
pants.
Tell me in
total what you
want to do
on your turn.
Are you trying
to jump up
and go
like punch
him or are
you trying to
get up there?
I want to
jump up
and mid
air I
want to
punch him.
That's cool.
That's cool
to me.
I'll allow
it.
I can't
believe
Hart is
doing a
Superman
punch.
So
athletic
check to
jump.
If I
remember
right,
yes.
Yes.
High jump
athletic
skill
action.
Basically
he's trying
to
I rolled
a 12
for total
23.
Let's
see.
High jump
you strive
to make
a vertical
leap and
attempt a
DC 30
athletics
checks to
increase the
height of
your jump.
Yeah,
so that is
a high jump
but probably
vertical.
Let's see.
Yes.
Anything vertical?
Is there a
vertical jump?
There is a
vertical jump.
Yeah,
high jump's
kind of up
all over.
Your jump
speed is
also determined
basically by
your speed
as well.
Stride a
bit.
Yeah.
You know
what?
Here,
I'll game
master it a
little bit.
Yeah.
If you
let's say
the DC of
it's going
to be 25.
You failed
on this one
but you got
two actions
left.
Okay.
I'm going
to try to
jump again.
Simple as
that.
Yeah,
I'll
out this
time for
rule of
cool.
I rolled
a 17
for a
total
28.
And you're
up there
you go
whoosh.
Yes.
I jump
good.
Yeah.
A heart
squats
down and
you just
hear a
boom as
he launches
himself up
into the
air and
as he just
appears in
front of
this person
you can
see an
arm fly
out towards
this guy's
head with
an open
palm and
I
strike with
flurry of
blows that
allows me to
strike twice
in one
action.
So this is
the first roll
that's a
17.
That's a hit.
And just
for fun
here's my
other attack.
That's a
natural one.
Yes,
but I did
hit one
which is
enough.
I gotta
get out
the crit
fails.
Yeah,
get me out
the crit
fail thingy.
Yeah,
that's a
complication.
Give me
the complication.
It's fun.
I'm mid
air.
First off,
as we do
stuff,
roll me
damage of
your first
strike.
Ah,
yes.
I rolled
a two for
a total of
six.
Got our
complication
sheet.
I have
to go to
Google
sheets.
Like a
bunch of
them.
There we
go.
All right,
there we
go.
Don't worry
Thurston,
if you're
watching,
I will
label these.
Okay,
so that's
an attack.
Let's see.
Let's see.
If you
want to
theme it
a little
if you
want to
theme it
really good,
it's like,
you know,
jumping high
and stuff
like that.
Well,
it's all
up to the
patrons who
do it.
That's
really good
on their
thing.
Let's see.
Okay,
we'll use
this one.
We'll use
this one.
I got one
in mind.
I got one
in mind.
I'll go
ahead and
highlight
that.
Thurston
doesn't
murder me.
I'm sorry,
chat,
that it takes
me a while
to find
this.
All right.
You have to
go through
a spreadsheet
and stuff.
All right,
so basically
what you do,
you come up
into the air
and you punch
this guy
and you do
so much
damage
that it
kills him.
You go
and he just
drops his torch
and it drops
the torch
and kind
of right
in front
of him.
You see
him just
like,
his chest
caves in.
It's like
you punch
the bolts
inside.
Do you want
to give
any more
air to
fire?
It's your
kill.
My bad.
It's your
kill.
Go ahead.
Don't worry
about it.
I can follow
up on what
you said.
So he jumps
up and he
just reaches
out his fist
in a punching
motion towards
this guy.
And it does
impact his chest
and you can
hear a splatter
behind him
as something
escapes from
his back.
And then
Hart falls.
But due to
having the
dancing leaf
feet,
Hart just
shunks his
hand into
the wall
and slides
down.
And as
you're trying
to slide
down,
maybe on the
side of the
building,
here's where
your complication
comes in.
This is from
Damond,
or Damond
the Man,
coming with
a complication
called A-hole.
With little
or no warning,
the floor
spontaneously
gives way
and you fall
through a hole
just narrow
enough that
your arms
will prevent
you from
falling further
unless you
decide
otherwise.
You used
to begin
to slide
down as
you touch
on the
cobble
floor or
the cobble
streets there
surrounding
this building
you go
and you
nearly
fall down
into the
endless
abyss
but your
arms
are
holding
you
there.
It's a
good enough
purchase
and you
feel that
it won't
fall through
completely
but you
are stuck
there for
now.
You have to
spend an
action to
get back
up.
Fuck
yeah!
Thank you
so much,
Dan.
And if
you want
to just
make
well
complications
you can
go to
patreon.com
for us
near the
declaration
where you
can mess
with the
players.
Heck
yeah!
That was
great!
That's the
end of
your turn.
Yes!
That's terrifying.
Heartless
out.
I'm fine!
Yes.
You hear
footsteps
and they
get faster.
Faster.
See one
guy kind
of come
up here
and he's
like
they're
here!
They're
here!
They're
behind the
building!
And you
see that
as he gets
up he'll
look at
you to
lean but
you'll
see that
a rock
being thrown
from a
sling will
come straight
at you.
It
misses you.
Thank
good for
your
shield.
A king
just right
off of
your
shield.
Taleem
swats it
out of
the air
with this
shield and
like
comes a
handle on
his
ass coil
as it
begins to
break into
the various
chain held
together pieces.
Gray,
it's now
your turn.
Gray spins
around hearing
the rock hit
Taleem's
shield.
She
immediately
aims her
crossbow at
the guy
that just
ran on
up.
This is
the targeted
prey,
the new
targeted
prey.
So we're
going to
shoot him
with a
big old
bolt.
All right,
it kind
of
flies through.
That is a
hit with a
24.
That's a
total of
yep,
24.
We're going
to hit that
damage.
And roll
me the
1d8.
Seems to
not be
doing it.
Yep,
got you.
Got you.
I'll figure it
out.
Nine and
a six.
Nice.
A total of
15.
You'll see
blood come
out.
He seems to
be wearing
kind of like
a cloth
mask.
He just
kind of
easily pull
up.
And so
you see
blood begin
to pull
inside of
it.
He just
kind of
grabs onto
the bolts
he just
put inside
of his
body.
Snarls
reloading.
That's
it for
me.
Hearts,
you hear
voices from
the north
or a
voice from
the north
going like
Craig,
Craig,
Craig.
And you
see a guy
with an
axe is
rushing
towards
you.
Snake,
snake,
snake.
You see it's
very dark
here and
unfortunately
they're not
within any
light.
And I
am.
Yeah,
go at it.
So you are
concealed
technically
because you
are in
darkness.
He does
not have a
torch out
but he
kind of
like,
you know,
from the
moon and
stuff you
can kind
of see a
tab,
but just
not enough.
Let's
see.
Let me
just make
sure I
get the
concealed
rolls,
right?
I think
I just
roll a
flat 20.
Yeah,
flat 20.
All right.
He comes
up to you,
looks at
you.
You can
tell you
like a
bit of
iron as
a bit
of iron
as
something
slashes
towards
you.
Damn.
It might
not happen
because I
have to
roll.
See if it
happens
because it's
concealed.
It does
go through.
You feel
a hatchet
just
right into
your side
dealing
11 points
of damage
because it
rolled
max.
Just
right into
the side
of you,
heart.
That is
his turn
to
lean.
Your
flight.
Yeah.
To
lean.
We'll
look over
a shoulder
and add
and heart
and beetle
and bit
and he'll
be like
cover heart
and he'll
step forward
and target
this guy.
He'll
raise his
shield and
then lash
out with
his with
his ass
coil or
chain.
What is
it?
A whip
sword.
All right.
Shields up
walking up.
Swoosh.
Your bladed
extended blade
just swing
just twist it
for us right
at him.
Go ahead
and roll
me.
Yeah.
I rolled
that.
I got a
plus eight
to it.
I roll
a 17
for a miss.
That is
unfortunate.
You do
have a
hero point
now.
Thanks to
chat.
Uh yeah.
You know
what?
Yeah.
I'll
re-roll
that.
Uh wait.
How do I
do that
again?
Attack.
Okay.
There we
go.
Re-roll
with hero
point.
There we
go.
That's
more like
it.
I rolled
a 16
for a
total
of a
24.
And
that's
going to
be a
hit.
Roll
me some
damage.
Roll
a four
plus three
for my
strength
for a
total
of seven
damage.
Awesome.
Nice.
Catches
him across
the face.
You'll see
blood just
whip across
the stone
wall right
by him.
I believe
that's the
end of
your turn.
Yep.
Beetle.
Beetle is
going to
take off
this way.
The cool
thing I added
in Foundry
is that
your buffs
should auto
go away
now.
Yeah.
I noticed
that.
I was like
oh it's
gone.
Okay.
So Beetle's
going to take
off this
way and
oh god
did I
reload my
crossbow
in my
last round?
I don't
remember.
I don't
remember.
Let's
say no
for safety
and I'll
give it to
you.
I'll give
it to
you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That'd be
nice.
You just
spit it in
there.
Just
oh wow.
Thank you
so much.
I'm going to
devise a
strategy on
the silhouette
encroaching
upon heart
there.
Oh yeah.
Do you have
dark vision?
Yeah.
Beetle can see
just fine.
Okay.
I like how
I'm sorry.
You did it
and did the
sound effect
and Talim's
avatar just
died because
he pressed a
numpad button
and he just
died on the
screen.
Oh no my trauma.
Talim no.
Well no one
can see what's
happening under
the shroud of
darkness.
I killed Talim.
No.
Betrayal.
He wants to be
the not alone.
Total 20 but
you have dark
visions you see
just fine and
you do eight
points of damage.
Eight points of
damage.
He lets that
crossbow fly and
then he's going to
run for this
bridge.
Awesome.
All right.
You're running for
the bridge.
Yeah.
I can get in
I think one
more step.
I'm counting
right.
One more?
One more?
It'll give you
color.
It'll tell you.
That's my turn.
All right.
Heart.
All right.
So it's dark.
It's dark and
dank.
Yeah.
It's rotting.
It's grinding.
Is that a vampire
count?
Dankula?
Yeah.
Exactly.
So heart
will
he will go
with the logic
of that's
that's where
the guy is
where the
hatchet is
and
he will
he will
strike out
towards him
but before
he does that
he will
he will
scream
towards
this person
right in
front of him
in
in
a weird
language that
he probably
doesn't know
so he
will just
bellow out
as he
will try to
scare whoever
is trying to
strike him
out from the
darkness
so I will
try to
demoralize
before I do
anything else
I will also
roll a d20
to see if I
can even
get this to
happen
because you
know
concealed
so let's
roll d20
I can
I can
do it
and you
succeed your
intimidation
you demoralize
you did it
as he
starts
bellowing out
from his
mighty lungs
he will
strike at this
guy with
I will spend
one action
tearing myself
out from the
ground and
with that
my flurry of
blows is
literally just
heart ripping
his arms out
from beneath
the cobble
street and
just breaking
them up
so due to
flurry of
blows two
strikes both
of them will
have to hit
through concealment
but still
we believe
we believe
let's see
that's a
seven on the
roll that's
a miss
and then
the second
attack
too bad
but I don't
know if you
want to
spend it
on this
one
nah
nah
nah
but he
rips
himself
free
and is
just
bellowing
out into
the
darkness
well
has you
ever just
scream into
the dark
yeah
wow
so relatable
now it is
one of the
other individuals
turn this
guy is seemingly
to be bleeding
and everything
else but you
will hear him
yell like
we gotta
warn the
others
send help
and you'll
see that he
will he's
like I'm
trying to
hold this
one off
and he'll
come up to
you to
lean
with a
hatchet
in hand
and try
to strike
you
missing
barely
because you
have your
shield up
I gave
your plus
two AC
he'll try
to swing
again
wham
on the
backswing
still blocking
it just
clink
clink
clink
right on
your shield
as you're
able to
block
expertly
gray it's
your turn
gray is
heading towards
the the
bridge
because uh
tulium's got
this he's
fine he's
got this
uh
heart very
much does not
have this
you're fine
you're fine
it's fine
so she makes
it this way
uh
going to
declare this
lad my
target now
because uh
no you do
not touch my
child that is
my boy
that is my
boy
she's going
to strike
with the
crossbow
hey min you
have low
light vision
right
yes
um
she's not
close enough
yes
uh
yeah
not close
enough to
benefit from
that light
right now
yeah
that's okay
that's okay
we're gonna
we're gonna
get him with
the crossbow
though we're
gonna take
oh yeah
we believe
we believe
we're gonna
we're gonna
bonk him
and by that
i mean
fingers crossed
let's see
oh for
21 total
yeah go ahead
and roll a d20
for me
i'll let you
do it
yeah okay
there's a flat
d20
because you have
to see if you
get through
concealment
can i even
do this
unfortunately
i don't
i have a hero
i have a hero
point
you do
i do
i'm gonna
roll that
just roll
just roll
another d20
yeah i'm just
gonna roll it
again
please
please god
please
it is
a six
no
yes
yes let's go
you just gotta roll
bubble four
okay okay i'm gonna
roll for that damage
okay and that's a five
and then for the
precision
one d8
uh we're gonna roll
okay so a total of
twelve
bam
bam so much damage
you just hear the guy
just grimace in pain
and i think that's the
you're gonna reload
and i think
actually you moved up
i think i can't reload
i can't reload
yeah
i'm done
it is now his turn
he looks at you heart
and says like
stop
and he
bolts
he runs out of here
he is now gone
he's now out of this fight
yeah
see chat
you don't need
to be
a good fighter
to defeat someone in battle
you just need to be
fucking scary
and have two friends
who shoot at
who shoot at them
with
khalim
it's your turn
yes
all right
so
i am
going to
first off
i'm gonna target this guy
that's right in front of me
uh
hold on wait
there we go
target him
and i am actually
going to do
a
spell strike
uh
utilizing
gouging claw
and that's one of my abilities
as a magus
and i combine
a spell
and a melee attack
into a single
two uh
two action strike
uh
by rolling
single attack roll
and then applying both effects
if i hit
so i'm going to attack him
normally
with my
plus eight
for a total of
twenty
that'll hit
and
then i do
my
damage
which is
one d6
plus three
for a total
of nine
because i rolled
a straight six
and then i applied
the damage
of
gouging claw
which is
an additional
eleven points
of slashing damage
tell me how
you kill him
so
talene whips
his sword back
brings it forward
condense it into
its regular
sword shape
and he drives
it through
the man's
uh
he drives
the incorpore
blade through
the man's
chest
um
and it doesn't
leave a blood
stain or anything
uh
but it
you know
it pierces him
through the heart
and he leans
in really
close and he
says
a fool
in his life
is quickly
pointed
and then he
pushes him
off with his
shield
save that
for a cool
fight
and then
afterwards
he will
uh
i will spend
my last action
to enter into
arcane cascade
oh yeah
dude
stances
yeah
you go into
your stance
battle is
currently over
oh
guys are free
to
guys are free
to
look around
oh no
i hope the
blacksmith is
okay
what was all
that about
i'm gonna go
check on heart
oh
yeah get him
out of the
hole
uh
heart turns
around in the
middle of the
moonlight just as
this massive
being
and he goes
oh hi
you've got
don't step
there
he points
down at the
hole in the
ground
yeah
thanks
is your arm
okay
uh
yeah
he points
he looks
down at it
there's a
literal
gouge
within it
and black
liquid is just
pooling out
yeah it's
fine
okay well
let's if
that's the
case then
let's make
sure the
blacksmith is
okay and
then i'll
i'll touch
uh i'll
touch uh i'll
touch you
up
yeah
so what was
that about
does anyone
know
i don't
i saw the
guy on the
roof i was
like hey
like maybe
he lives
here and
he just
shot me
shot me
i saw
that
it was
bad
it was
bad
floats across
the bridge
he's like
i distinctly
remember hearing
something about
them saying
no witnesses
oh
and warning
others
could there be
more of
them
as you're
standing
around
you're
all past
the bridge
at this
point
everyone roll
me a perception
check
i love
perception
checks
but not
today
i rolled a
10 for a
total of
i rolled a
total of
nice
conveniently
all of
you
gray
you're
not
quite
paying
attention
but you
also
notice
most of
it really
you get to
pick out a
little bit
more details
of the
scene
to the
north of
you if
you can
adjust
yourselves
you
um
you see
bodies
all on
the
ground
and
tell me
but you
can gather
from looking
around
you see
broken
weapons
and people
of all
sorts
you see
a man
over to
the right
side
by the
stone wall
of the
building
basically
blood splattered
against the
wall and blood
pulling at the
bottom
and you
even see
that there
is a
man
who's
just
recently
they all
seem
recently
deceased
as if a
battle was
here not
too long
ago before
you guys
arrived
along with
uh
evidence of
struggle and
battle and
a bunch of
debris
around
um
but you
can surmise
from the
glance
with your
role that
there was a
battle here
and the
people dead
here are
similar to
the people
you just
fought
he don't
go over to
the ledge
and throws
up
uh
to lean
will uh
hover up
next to
her and
be uh
and like
look around
and he's
like
there are
probably going
to be
survivors in
this area
considering the
casualties that
these folks
took
oh yeah
perhaps
uh
i will go
look for
them
why don't
you put
that chest
to good
use and
collect any
salvageable
items
who are
these people
uh
heart has
a
extremely
inhuman
look in
his eyes
at this
point of
all the
carnage
and he's
like
yeah
so what
and he
just starts
picking up
the things
that talim
told him
to start
picking up
talim will
like float
by
and like
like
what is
it like
mock
uh
pats
uh
hard on
the back
and he's
because like
can't actually
touch it
but he's
like good
man
uh
beetle would
like to make
use of
the wreckage
that's around
the area
uh
to make
a step
stool of
sorts
and and
start looking
in through
building windows
if he can
uh
as you
that's kind
of
roll me a
perception
shake
beetle
but just
make like a
temporary
little
little
step
stool of
things
with your
with your
that's
correctly
i like how
chat is just
like wow
stone cold
he's dead
and a
capitalist
you're looking
at the
buildings kind
of like on the
top left here
and yeah
okay yeah
so he would
look if he
could find a
window he'd
look inside
i'm trying to
tap i'm trying to
tap yeah
you're looking
around that one
yeah you just
hold down the
mouse button
yeah yeah
uh as you're
looking around
inside them
with your
perception
shake they're
all abandoned
buildings
they're all
disheveled
like foreclosed
like just
just debris
inside like
these things
they're collapsing
inside um
you see chains
that kind of
burst through
some of the
windows or
latched onto
or wrapped
around and
stuff on like
the stronger
parts of the
buildings
yeah uh
like the beams
that are still
good um
there's nothing
quite there but
if you circle
around you'll
find the
door
to the
inside of
uh of the
blacksmith's
house
oh
gray is
going to try
and listen
around to see
if there's
any other
gray like
stragglers
that from
like behind
when people
were basically
trying to
kill us
yeah yeah
uh go ahead
and uh roll
me a perception
check as you're
looking around
um and just
to make sure
i know
it's a natural
one
great
i can't believe
gray had some
of that tea
left in her
flask
oh yeah
i'll do something
i'll do something
in this scene
never mind
okay
okay let's uh
unfortunately
for like
perception
no one quite
made a thing
i'm trying to go
in through it
real quick
boo
yeah
make more
skill based
ones
yeah there
are some
they wouldn't
quite fit in
here let me
see uh
oh
it's how we're
too specific
one of them
did a crawl
danimus in
which if we're
not around
crawl danimus
anymore
it doesn't
work
you know
stop being
specific
bane general
hey zoran
if people want
to make
complications
for certain
skills
where would
they submit
them at
they would
go to
patreon.com
forward slash
narrative declaration
and on the
five dollar tier
you can submit
your own ideas
of what happens
on a natural
one
wow
yeah
you can mess
up the players
what a great deal
i love causing
pain to other
people
including myself
for five dollars
you can submit
such classics
like i am
seeing my
dead parents
no
oh my god
it's just a
limb and a
mustache
all right
i'm gonna adapt
i'm gonna adapt
one of our
patrons things
so sorry if it
wasn't the
intended effect
for that
patron
um i'm gonna
take one from
agent john
seven seven
seven john
whose complication
is screaming
beetle
what
beetle does that
a lot yes
we're gonna make
an adjustment of
this one a little
bit um
it's not actually
our beetle
it is you feel a
slight shift or
brief break in
reality take place
while no one else
notices it
yet your attention
is drawn to a
nearby surface
you see a large
beetle crawl out
of a hidden space
into view with
its back facing
towards you
the back is a face
with its eyes closed
once it goes out of
sight for example
going around the
back of the leg of
a player it cannot
be found no matter
how much it is
searched for
uh-huh
we're gonna change
this a little bit
it is that but you
know the um the
talisman that you
guys picked up
you're seeing it in
different places like
you'll see it just
attached behind heart's
leg you'll see it
behind talim's head
you'll look at a body
and turn their face
and for a flash
if it was a mask
with a glaring
red ruby
staring back at
you gray
it'll do that for
like a a little
bit and it
will give you
sorry to punish
you this way
it will give you
the frightened
conditions
until otherwise
i say it goes
gray is now
incredibly jumpy
she's looking
around a bit
paranoid
i i can't believe
that a nat
one gave us
one of the coolest
world building
features
thank you for your
uh complication
there so we had
to adjust there
but i can't
believe gray has
dementia
no don't say
that
as you all
are
as you all
are here
gray as you
are going
you do hear
something i want
everyone here to
roll me a perception
check
on it
oh for fuck's
sake i rolled a
seven
all right i rolled
a 16 for a total
of a 21
i rolled a 19
for a total of
i rolled 11
all right so
gray ain't seeing
anything right now
i'm very
perceiving a
bear late now
just had to get my
dreaming going
you guys are in
the best
position for
in beetle
you'll later
see this
you see
see an
individual
individual holding
a bundle of
scrolls but it's
also kind of
swinging
something smoky
left and right
and you see
someone
holding an axe
standing right
by them
you see
that
you
are
you
see
you notice
that brug
is here
and you also
notice that
they're
another
individual
can't quite
tell
leave his
brother
exactly
who it is
see the person
is carrying
is carrying
the smoky
implement as if
it's kind of
and you hear
like a small
drone
and you see
the scrolls
around him
kind of
uh
to lean
in heart
you'll kind of
notice the
scrolls
there'll be
arcing
scriptures
on that
will blow
a bit
and
disappear
ever so
often
very faint
knowledge
arcana
go ahead
all right
click on that
and i click on this
i have a plus eight
to my roll
and i roll
a ten for a total
of eighteen
with your roll
of an eighteen
you can tell
that it's a bunch
of spell scrolls
and you'll see
uh
both of them
come up
and brug
who has a
very serious
look on his
face
kind of
you'll see
that he'll
pop up
in realization
after he
sees
you all
and he'll
he'll kind
of like
look over
to uh
to the
humanoid
who's by
him
poor description
is covered
in robes
and has
like this
kind of
gridded
face mask
over its
eyes
and you'll
see that
that creature
will look
over at
brug
and go
brug
will shake
his head
but they're
good people
they're good
people
and you'll
see a
finger curl
out
and bring
the point
at brug
and tap
him on
the uh
and tap
him on
the chest
and you'll
see that
um
the creature
will unfurl
a scrawl
and everyone
needs to roll
for initiative
but that's
brug
that's brug
he's a good
dad
we can knock
him out
we can knock
him out
i'm really good
at knocking
people out
knock him
out
what do you
mean
don't you
dare threaten
her
fine
and you'll
see that
he'll
kind of
regrettably
take a
giant axe
brug
will bring
forth an axe
as y'all
are getting
ready
and he'll
look at you
all and
he'll say
i'm sorry
brug
i'm sorry
there has to
be something
we have
we
did you
do this
so for that
they have
to roll
yeah
brug
will roll
and the
creature
roll
all right
brug
got a 14
and the
individual
got an 18
that thing's
being awfully
weird right
now
all right
battle has
started
beetle
it's your turn
droning and
you see
if they're just
poking at
bruggies
it's just some
droney language
something weird's
going on here
focus the guy
with the paper
we can
we can
knock brug
out
and then
beetle will reach
around
he'll notice that
he only has
three crossbow
bolts left
and he'll kind
of pale a
little bit
but he'll
draw one
and he's
going to
devise
stratagem
on special
mumble boy
you feel
that you get
a solid
head if
you shot
yeah
i'm gonna
take that
shot
that is
12 points
of damage
and then
uh
okay so
loaded crossbow
fire
nightfall
more
you are
good
i want to
take cover
right here
by this uh
this cart
i'm gonna see
if i want to
see if this
would work
just one second
no it doesn't
do that
bloop
you shoot your
crossbow
at the
roved
figure
and you see
he'll go
it'll get him
in the shoulder
but he'll just
kind of right
himself a little
bit and begin
to mumble
faster
okay
you notice
you probably
didn't do as
much damage
as you'd like
oh
okay
well
beetle takes
his cover
and that's
it for his
turn
all right
just to make
sure
first turn
you shot him
yeah
second turn
you move
or second
action you move
and then last
action you want
to spin you
want to definitely
take cover
yes
okay so you
got plus two
ac now for
taking cover
behind some
debris
talim
uh talim
will like
drift out
from behind
um heart
and he'll
narrow his eyes
and he'll look
at brug and
he'll look at
the um
the creature
that's covered
in magical
scrolls
and uh
he'll look at
heart and be
like
incapacitate
brug
i will deal
with his
friend
and uh
and so
uh i will
take my
first action
to move
up here
i will take
my second
action to
recharge my
spellstrike
and i will
take my
last action
to raise
my shield
and uh
talim will
peek over it
as uh
as an
arcane
energy
cracks across
the shield
and he said
he's uh
he looks at
the creatures
let's see
whose magic
prevails in
the end
harry potter
and voldemort
and that
will be the
end of my
turn because
that is all
of my
actions
awesome
oh my god
i'm preparing
a devious
devious
thing
no
don't say
devious
twice
i can't
believe
and
in the
back
of the
head
from
50 feet
away
and you'll
see
that he will
get us to
chant more
and more
oh my god
it's uncle
and you see
there will be
you see a
scroll as he
unfurls
and you'll
see that
it'll
disappear
and like
this magical
fire will
burn the
scroll
and you will
see
talim
that something
begins to
show up
behind you
oh no
no
no
oh no
no
oh no
no
no
oh no
no
no
what will
it be
oh no
no
you will
see that
something
begins to
show up
behind
magic
begins to
twirl
and a magic
circle
shows up
behind you
and an evil
thing shows up
something of
rotting skin
and sharp teeth
shows up
it looks at you
to be
a redditor
he's got his VPN and he's right in the thread
so with that you'll see
oh my god
perfect
amazing
this undead looking abomination
yeah
will try to bite you
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
don't have funny
happy music
when you
crit you
oh no
oh no
questions
do I still
would I still have arcane
cascade up
or is it
I will
I will allow it
I'll allow it
we're gonna die
you generous
generous man
it's time for shield blocking
all right
time to shield block
roll the crit damage
it does 12 points of damage to you
woofers
crunch
but also there's uh
there's some things I need you to roll
for me to leave
what if we ran away from this
okay
all right
so first off
uh let's see
um
so here
I need to read up more
on ghosts
yeah
because there's some
technicians
I will
I will say
due to
I'll say for now
that it'll go into effect
someone in the comments below
tell me
if this shouldn't happen
before
if you know how
ghosts work
yeah
yeah
and I have a plus one
versus this
yeah
so you
you might
you might want that
but for now
um
you'll try to
paralyze you with this bite
I have to say that detail
just
just for
details and bits
I need you to make me a fortitude save
please
okay
and
a fortitude save
and then
I'm actually going to add
plus one to it
for my basic undead benefits
so a total of
plus nine
to this roll
and I roll
a
eight
for a total of 17
yeah
I don't think
the benefit would go for this one
but I'll allow it
because I
I need to triple check
of the rolling yourself
and I'll allow it in this one
so
you're not affected
by that effect
but
you need to make me
one more fortitude save
okay
is it disease or poison?
this one
you do
you do want to
put your plus one
okay
and you're just fine
you're not affected
by its bite
nice
the diseases
are so fucking scary
in Pathfinder 2e
and then I'll try to claw you
for its final action
it does not hit
your shield is able to block it away
Heart
it's now your turn
yeah
so
I wish to enter
my
my mountain stance
to obtain
more AC
and
and I want to
cover my fear
with humor
Heart's skin
cracks a little bit
around the wounds
he has already gotten
a small ship
of clay
is just
shot out
from him
as he
he spots
this creature
behind Talim
and that it appears
but he sees that Talim
is capable
of
at least
somewhat
taking this creature
he's not getting
dunked on by it
um
and
he
he goes for the thing
that he was requested
to do
he will
slide over to
Brug
stare at him
and go
no hard feelings
oh
done taken
and
and
I want to
double
I want to
flero blows him
all right
let's see it
my first attack
good hit
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
so that's a hit
by the way
non-lethal damage
yeah
put it out
put it out
uh
that's
for the first attack
come on
good hit
heart
and
then a 16
I wish
to re-roll
that
because I am
greedy
um
let's fit a hero
point
uh
straight up
uh
let's
go
that's the
same
number
how many
times
have this
freaking
happened
too many
yeah
yeah
so uh
heart
walks up
and he
he slams
his lower
arm
down
onto
brog
uh
onto his
like neck
and shoulder
area
uh
but brog
is a tough
dude
uh
so heart
like gives him
a nod
of
I'm doing
it
I will
punch you
if you keep
on going
brog
will
is it
in your turn
or
that's
the end
of my
turn
that's
three
actions
just uh
if you
allow me
this little
little narrative
bit
brog
will
grab
your arm
and just
pull it
up
and you
see that
he glares
at you
and just
twirls his
axe a little
bit
and
just brings
it right
up to
your side
of course
do it
just wow
the axe
comes straight
in
he misses
but
I have
a villain
point
you're
straight up
to
I will
use
a
villain
point
I don't
like that
no
brog
he's turning
into a
motorboat
the d6
but I got
16 points
of damage
nice
oh god
and he
will look up
at you
and say
like
it's too
deep
it's too
deep of
these problems
heart
but I have
to do it
for her
and he'll
try to
swing
again
he will
miss
thanks
the
mountain
stance
and
for his
last one
he will
try
he will
try to
demoralize
you heart
cool
he will
go
like
it's like
you don't
know what
they have
you don't
know what
stranglehold
they have
on us
my
family
you don't
try to
destroy
it all
and
carcy
will try
to
intimidate
you
this is
going to
be against
your will
dc
what is
straight up
this
my will
is plus
eight
that is
your dc
will be
eighteen
you are now
frightened
one
yep
that is
brook's
i like
i like
that frightened
in pathfinder
second edition
is more like
stress than
being actually
fucking afraid
gray it is
your turn
after your
turn your
frightened
condition will
go away
right so
she is still
frightened uh
because a lot
just happened
in a short
period of time
on top of
her already
having that
like hallucination
or whatever
was going on
so she is
just really
just like
just strung
up and
she's just
like oh
whoa
she's freaking
out and
suddenly this
ghoul is now
here so
she's like
panicking and
like bloating
her her
her crossbow
this is her
her uh
target the
ghoul is her
target her
haunted prey
uh and she
is going to
give it her
best fucking
shot
natural
natural
whoops
whoops
let me
let me
roll
re-roll that
accidentally hit
the yeah
so crit
damage
oh you rolled
one anyway
are you kidding
me
roll one
d8 for me
roll one
d8 for me
god dang it
okay
and also
one
oh my
fucking god
okay so that's
your crit
damage is
two and
then you
did four
damage
oh man i
can't believe
that somebody
gave uh that
somebody gave
uh gray a
hero point to
re-roll that
damage oh
you can't
re-roll the
damage
i mean okay
it's fair it
makes sense
she hit but
not very well
all right so i
assume your
turn is over
yep yep yep
reload and that's
it are no longer
frightened
beetle
yeah
it's your
turn
so beale sees
what a fuck
off mess it
is and he's
holding his two
crossbow bolts in
his hand and
he's gonna shout
can we retreat to
the blacksmith i
need more
bolts
does everyone
alone
everyone just
looks at you
yeah everyone
just stares
everyone's like
bolts
no one
no one's got
a thing
no one
responds to
beetle
heart is
heart is
busy not
heart is
busy not
having his
axe driven
into his
chest
so lemma's
in the middle
of a
metal gear
moment he's
got a ghoul
on one side
of spell
caster on the
other
all right
um when
no one
he's just
he's just
like make
them count
okay so
uh beetle's
gonna use
his wand
of heal
on heart
use the
wand
of heal
because
because of
what we did
there's no
someone's gonna
come in
you can't use
the thing
like that
and blah
blah blah
um
basically
yeah i kind
of allowed
them to kind
of do it
for now
for the
one thing
but uh
let's just
say let's
go ahead and
just click
the healing
button and
we'll see
you've healed
that much
for now
okay
okay
oh you
healed
to lean
for two
right
no
oh no
wait it
failed
or two
i'm allowing
to go
through
it's
wands are
weird we'll
fix it later
thing
i'm game
mastering this
what i
understand
that's not
how you
do it
for wands
like there's
trick magic
item feet
and all this
other stuff
we're just
we simplify
it for this
group
we'll get it
right in the
future just
right now
i know chat
and people
won the rules
we'll question
that just
just let
people know
it's also
that we are
an item
using team
so
yeah
we're dark
fantasy
adventurers
yeah
yeah
the only
the only
heal that
you have
that can
heal heart
from that
distance
is the
two
action
one
yeah
so it'll
be um
it'll be
it'll be
one d8
uh it'll be
eight plus
that basically
so eight
eight plus
two so you're
healing heart
right
yes
all right
cool
plus eight
uh
healed heart
for ten
and then
beetle is going
to run for
the blacksmiths
okay you're
gonna start
running away
trying to see
if there's
any bolts
yeah
i he tried
to get
everyone's
attention
and everyone
ignored
himself
talim
yes
you're in a
rock and a
ghoul place
how's it going
i am
but uh
talim will
peer over his
shield where he
was facing the
the ghoul
he'll lock
eyes with uh
with gray
and he'll be
like do you
have my back
he nods
yes always
and he'll
extend
his whip
sword out
uh
turn around
and he will
spell strike
the uh
the scroll
caster
with
all right
with
uh
nice
what i'm
looking for
um
spell striking
he will use
shh
oh wait
hold on
let me check
real quick
um
actually
no uh
he will use
acid arrow
his
newest level
two spell
with his
spell strike
so he
whips his
sword back
shoots the
blade forward
as it extends
and uh
becomes slick
with acid as it
streaks towards
the uh
the scroll guy
all right
let's see it
go ahead and
do your melee
strike with your
spell strike
let's see how it
goes
i will target
him and i
will strike
with a
plus eight
and i roll
a 16
that's a
that's a
hit and
then i will
roll the
damage for
the sword
itself
just like
you hold a
two that's
six and
then for
the acid
arrow
it is
like damage
i roll a
total of
10 acid
damage
and
plus one
damage for
being in
arcane's
cascade
slashing
they also
take
one d6
persistent
acid
damage
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
he
persisted
yeah
that gets
applied to
him
and he gets
very angry
as his
robes begin
to melt
and burn
yeah
and i will
raise my
shield as
my final
action
it's now
his turn
and you
will see
that he
will mumble
and then
he will
see you'll
see him
rush
over to
the side
take out
you'll see
his finger
extend
and
snap
you know
like the
kind of
anime you
like snap
and it's
like echoed
i can't
believe
he's
roy
mustang
oh my
god
as he
casts
final
sacrifice
on his
summon
and
and as
a giant
explosion
comes
forth
basically
everything
within
20 feet
of that
summon
that summon
explodes
explodes
oh
oh no
oh
oh
oh
oh
it's a shame
that's magic
yeah
because i
shield block
the explosion
you can't
shield block
a reflex
save
unfortunately
so everyone
in the circle
except beetle
brung has
to make
one
or brug
does
everyone has
a rome
reflex save
except for
beetle
yep
i rolled
a total
of 29
okay
good
good
bling
bling got
a 13
i did
heart
i don't
it doesn't
wanna
freaking
roll with
the thing
when i
just press
reflex save
so i'ma do
it
regularly
i'ma do
it
regularly
i rolled
an 8
for a total
of 14
all right
here's what
happens
the damage
that it rolls
is 6
d6
that's gonna
be a total
of 23
fire damage
my head is in
my fucking
hand
why didn't you
come to the
blacksmiths
why couldn't
you come
with me
oh god
uh
soren
yes
i just want
to point out
a thing
from what
uh
from what
cabal said
in addition
damage you take
as a result
of a spell
or magical
effect
does not
specify
attacks
while you
are in
arcane
cascade
can trigger
your shield
brock reaction
even if the
damage isn't
physical
let's read
up on that
let's read
that real
quick
that is
arcane
cascade
that is
specifically
sparkling
targe
magus
it's
specifically
cabal's
subclass
well let's
see here
you said
it was
in
shield
black
when you're
in arcane
your shield
raised
your second
stance
bonus
your shield
also applies
your saves
um
against
magical
effects
i see
it basically
would just
give him
a plus
two
uh
to his
reflex
save
yes
and
magical
effects
can provoke
shield
block
which they
otherwise
can't
yeah let's
see
in addition
damage
arcane
cascade
can trigger
your shield
block
reaction
even if the
damage
isn't
physical
when blocking
damage
in this
way
increase
your shield
hardness
by amount
equal to the
extra damage
arcane cascade
nice
you will be able
to block
some damage
unfortunately
you still
even with your
bonus you still
fail the
reflex save
that's cool
so
kaleem
yes
you will be
taking
you'll be
you'll be
taking
six less
damage
yeah six less
damage so let's
do
minus six on
that
you take 17
points of damage
total for that
my shield
shatters
that's
that's
hard
you take
the full
23 points
of damage
i actually
take 10 to
2 i have
fire resistance
oh right
you got like
one just add
plus one hp
to you then
yay
you have the
fiery heart
break
as you succeeded
your save
you're only
going to take
half of this
so you're
only going to
take 11
points of
damage
brog unfortunately
also
no
no
you can't
do that
brog no
brog's in the
blast zone
you can't do
that he has
children
and he makes
it
he will only
take half
from the
explosion
you'll hear
cackling
and it
is now
art's
turn
any
needs to
make her
recovery on
the acid
and take
damage from
the acid
stuff
yeah
that's just
fine and no
longer has it
but still takes
the acid
damage
takes five
damage from
the acid
heart it's
your go
i am no
longer frightened
because it's
my turn
so that is
nice
and then
hello brog
i know that
that just
happened
so a heart
is going
to
hey
soren
i don't have
a hero point
but can i
can i
can i make
a slight
narrative
declaration
oh no
i'll allow
it
i'll allow
someone
if two
hero points
are spent
for your
narrative
declaration
pitch it
first
right
okay okay
okay okay
okay okay
okay okay
i don't have
any hero
points
i know
i'm seeing
somebody else
can
ah okay
one person
or on the
other
or something
like that
my own
my only thing
that i want
to do
when this
happens
is legit
that
when this
explosion
happens
and the
heart
feels
fire
on his
body
and
due to
the fact
that
brug
got a
good save
and the
positioning
that heart
is in
i i just
want to
thematically
make it
so that
heart
like didn't
move out
of the
way
and just
stood there
in front
of brug
and stared
at him
did you
just
brom
hill
scream
i want
to be
a wall
i want
to be
a wall
against
the fire
that's
all i
want
you
grommed
it
chat
gave you
a hero
point
i'll allow
that
nice
that
i'll do
it
and you
will see
that
brug
as like
i imagine
you're like
they're just
being the
mountain
wall
that's like
shielding
and that
that allowed
brug
to make
his save
to take
half
damage
and i'm
imagining the
picture
you just
see the
fire and
flames
and brug
is looking
up at
you
and
brug
will nod
you see
brug
just simply
nod
why
heart
lowers
his arms
from his
fighting
stance
against
against
against
brug
and
he
looks
over
towards
this
cackling
fucko
in the
corner
and
he is
going to
move
step
like
stumbling
forward
pieces of
his clay
skin
falling off
from him
as it
does
because he's
almost dead
and he's
gonna just
walk up to
this guy
and he's
gonna slowly
reach out
his hand
towards this
this
duder
this little
creature
before him
and I
want
to use
I want
to grapple
him
okay
counter
checker me
but yeah
go ahead
athletics check
against him
I saw that
one
yeah
I rolled
a7
for a
total
of 18
does that
break his
fortitude save
that does
you have
him grappled
I have
him grappled
uh
and then
I just
want to do
one singular
thing
Zorn
uh
I want
to
drag him
and I
want to
drag him
here
Alfred
dragging
that's a
whole
that's
true
I can
forcefully
move
with him
uh
that's
about
it
uh
and that
is what
I want
to do
in that
case
even if
that is
lowering
half of
my speed
I can
still drag
him
I can
still move
over here
and maintain
my grab
let me
check on
grab
for you
right
that's how
grab
I can
do that
right
let me
let me
let me
check
let's
let me
let me
let me
let me
let me
let me
let me
let me
grapple
where's my
movement reduced
to fucking
zero when I
do this
kind of
grab
you can also
grapple
keep hold
of your
thing
where it's
restrained
you just
you target
just grab
to the end
of your turn
unless you
move
or your
target
escapes
ah
okay
okay
so unless
okay
so it
breaks
when I
move
all right
cool
yeah
you can't
drag him
and stuff
nice
so then I
just want to
intimidate him
awesome
you moved up
you grappled
go ahead and roll
the intimidation check
how do you
intimidate him
here's my
demoralize
I fucking
snag him
and heart
is entirely
just charcoal
burnt
and pieces
of him
are dripping
off
and my
only fluff
for how he grabs
this person
is that he
he puts
his hand
around
this guy's
like
collarbone
and
like
just starts
to pinch
his fingers
past his
collarbone
and you can
see
nothing but
pitch black
and two
eyes staring
right down
at this guy
and
he just
says a single
word
and that is
perish
I was expecting
bro
bro
yeah
that's my
turn
you see
nothing but
a blank face
you all
you all see
brug
just standing
there looking
at his axe
and he looks
over at heart
yeah my back
is turned to him
I trust him
he raises
his axe
as it begins
to walk
I trust him
I trust him
I trust him
so fucking
bad
he takes a
swing
my head is in
my hands
my head is in
my hands
he takes a
swing heart
yeah
he rolls
and I'm gonna
villain point
that
because he
missed his
target
and he
critically hits
heart
but he
critically hits
the robed
individual
yeah
oh sorry
I didn't click
the crit damage
button
hold on
there's a crit damage
button
the 16
points
in the
axis
it bends
itself
into the
caster
and as
it does
so
everything
everything
stops
for
everything
stops
for a
moment
and
hearts
everything
starts
oh
you see
something
as that
axe
collides
you see
a flash
there's
something
glowing
in front
of you
a big
red
glow
don't know
what it
is
I
mumble
do you
realize
that you're
not alone
though
you look
to the
left and
right of
you
and you
see
your friends
there
you see
beetle
you see
deline
you see
gray
all with
you
what would
you like
to mumble
I
mumble
utter
like
in a
whisper
in
a
different
tongue
than
dad
which
dad
heart
usually
speaks
father
you see
the
greatness
that I
have
done
find
the
crafter
find
him
now
and
that's
where
we're
going
to
end
it
today
holy
crap
i hope
you all
had a
good
time
i have
been
waiting
to
tank
an
aoe
and
watch
my
shield
shatter
since we
started
i'm
this was
great
this is
the
coolest
it was
the
best
episode
back
we
could
have
had
daddy
sorry
daddy
sorry
sorry
that we
went over
time
i try to
get
to a
certain
point
it's
okay
i hope
you all
had
an
amazing
time
chat
thank you
so much
for joining
us
today
i'll
need
to
go
around
the
horned
for
the
amazing
players
that
bought
you
rock
today
because
without
them
this
wouldn't
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adventure
starting
off to
the left
minerva
hello
it's me
i am
minerva
i'm a
party
demoness
i'm a
variety
streamer
on twitch
and i'm
all over
the place
i played
a great
crocus
the null
ranger
and my
mind is
full of
fuck
my brain
is soup
the opportunity
capitalist
cabal
hey
everybody
i'm
cabal
your favorite
fighting
caffeinated
cult
leader
i am
a variety
streamer
horror
streamer
artist
and
a bit
of a
voice
actor
you can
find me
on twitch.tv
slash cabal
i play
talim shabura
the spirit
of capitalism
himself
and sparkly
targe
ghost
mages
the next
we have
our resident
little guy
finder
of bolts
froggy
lock
i'm
froggy
lock
i'm a
professional
artist
and a
variety
streamer
i play
beetle
and you
can find
me on
twitch and
twitter
under the
handle
froggy
lock
oh my
god
and of
course last
we have
we have
son
maybe
what is
that
we'll figure
it out
the mountain
who blocks
the explosions
friend of
brug
salty
the boy
hello my
name is
salty job
even though i
play a he
him character
i am she
her and
you can find
me over at
salty job on
both twitch
and tv
and i play
heart the guy
who is currently
dying and
he punches
people haha
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