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Harley goes to Disneyland for free in exchange for cleaning the bathroom, and Kevin comes clean about Tony. Plus: The Return of Passion or Ration!
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For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
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Speaker 1: Walk back to beardless, dick less me.
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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith, Quinn Smith. We have fallen.
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Speaker 1: Into the whole that every podcast duo I assume falls into. At least I based it on my own personal experience of having done many podcasts with somebody else. You get to the place where when you're actually having a conversation and.
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Speaker 2: There are no camera and no microphone rolling, you're like, wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 3: Just don't just don't just don't stop talking.
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Speaker 1: She was trying to talk to me. I was like, no, that's good too, don't just shut up.
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Speaker 2: We're about to say it.
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Speaker 1: I was like, don't have a conversation, don't be human.
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Speaker 4: We're performers.
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Speaker 1: Just like, there'll be time.
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Speaker 2: For that after the show. You're like, but I can't.
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Speaker 1: I have to go to Teasney. I am going to Disney after this week before we dive down the Disney hole. And that's exactly as filthy as I meant it to sound. What was the thing you were talking about where I was like, don't don't oh pants, who's fucking pants are you wearing? Okay, who's wearing the pants in this relationship?
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Speaker 3: Humble brag?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is beyond humble breage because I don't even know the details.
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Speaker 3: This is just a brag. Actually, So Courtney Love gave her clothes to a vintage store in London and then they did like a sale. She posted about it like a couple of years ago. I think it's called wardrobe happy hour, but maybe I'm wrong. And I saw and I was like, what the fuck? And they did drops of her clothes and it was like at this time and they're in London, so it was like.
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Speaker 2: And by drops you mean they would do like ten twenty pieces.
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Speaker 3: Of time or something in their stories and it or no, they in their stories and they would post and I obviously set a arms and.
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Speaker 2: So that you want to pair of pants off an auction.
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Speaker 3: Well I didn't. I didn't win. I purchased. Oh they spent there wasn't I spent money.
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Speaker 2: But you weren't bidden against somebody. No.
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Speaker 3: It was like the first come, first serve.
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Speaker 2: So as soon as you get in the gate, you just.
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Speaker 3: Have to message them right away, like the second they post it, and then they go by whoever whoever messaged them first.
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Speaker 2: Fucking brave new retail world we lived.
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Speaker 3: It was exhilarating, to be honest, this world. When you get something like that, it is.
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Speaker 1: Like a win.
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Speaker 3: Actually it was a.
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Speaker 1: Huge May I ask how much those pants cost me? I mean, hey, hey, no.
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Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
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Speaker 1: Well, depending on when you bought these pants. True, was this free or post cruel summer?
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Speaker 3: It was post so I had some money.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that post cruel summer period.
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Speaker 2: You were like, oh my.
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Speaker 1: God, daddy, war boss.
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Speaker 3: I was throwing money to.
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Speaker 1: The It was like monopoly money, I know. And then you pull your nose on one hundred dollars bill and throw it over your shoulder. I was like, whoa that TV money stands.
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Speaker 3: I didn't have anyone to teach me how to be responsible with my money.
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Speaker 1: Father, I was cheered from the sidelines. That's how the waste it.
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Speaker 2: Literally literally, no, I disagree. You bought a fucking house.
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Speaker 1: That's you know what I'm saying, like, you did the very responsible thing.
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Speaker 2: Most people.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm not rolling anything.
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Speaker 2: It comes and it goes.
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Speaker 1: Nobody in our business is rolling in it right now, with the exception of maybe Ryan Rent, who is like now a billion random No, not random, He's got like because it ain't just Reynold's the guy who does movies. He had a phone company called Mint Up in Canada, sold it made a billion dollars.
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Speaker 2: He's one of those motherfuckers.
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Speaker 1: It's like I made a liquor, buy it and somebody bought it for like maybe close to me. And he's married to that, to the gossip girl, and she's got her own fucking like you know, I don't know. I was gonna say gossip girl jeans or whatever.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 1: But she's selling the thing too, so that he's the two of them are worth.
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Speaker 3: A lot of money. That's a powerful couple right there, what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: So but wait, so what was that? Why were we?
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Speaker 1: Why were we breaking his ass? Because I'm broke or everyone in this business broke except for fucking Reynold's life. They got the money is, let's go get the money from them.
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Speaker 3: Let's get American.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I think she is, and I bet you it'd be a good thing if she's American, because he's not a Canadian, so you could talk him into it. He's like me, He's a Canadian, is like the codependent of the world, right, so, like you know how I'm like you could talk me in anything.
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Speaker 2: Not you like, literally anybody could be like.
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Speaker 1: You know, here's my somewhat sob story and I'm like, oh my god, take it all. He's Canadian, that's in the blood, that's genetic with that people.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: So being married to an American, she's probably like the gatekeeper.
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Speaker 2: She probably like, you know, going upstairs, whoa whoa, whoa whoa where.
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Speaker 1: He would just like he's a big heart that just wants to love and give away everything.
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Speaker 3: This is such an assumption based on based on being Canadian or not. Let me think, remember that movie The Bling Ring? Yeah, should we do that?
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Speaker 2: Wouldn't we go steal ship from famous people that.
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Speaker 3: Maybe waited till we paused.
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Speaker 1: Breaking into famous people's homes and.
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Speaker 2: Stealing their ship?
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Speaker 1: Times are tough, yeah, passion staying out of jail heavens A good movie, kidding, great soundtrack.
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Speaker 3: It's such a such a fire soundtrack. Bangers Go Ray bell song Well maybe yeah, but that wasn't like the trailers And.
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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but I do know one of those.
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Speaker 2: I mean that's the song.
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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, they opened the fucking yeah, yeah, that's the slave that's sleigh Bells awesome.
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Speaker 2: That's the terror. All right, wait, dialing away the fun back.
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Speaker 3: My pants Mark, Courtney looks.
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Speaker 1: No first props for buying a house when you had money, thank god, because now you at least have.
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Speaker 2: A place to live, thank god.
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Speaker 3: And you're not like, fucking look, I'm so grateful for pouring.
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Speaker 1: Money into rent and not having something to show for it. So that's a good thing.
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Speaker 3: I'm so so grateful for my house.
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Speaker 1: Bad thing is you bought Courtney love pants and.
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Speaker 3: Crounging.
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Speaker 1: How much did the Courtney love pants?
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Speaker 3: But honestly, I don't think it was crazy.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like Max, but it sounds like you're relatively certain they were Courtney loves I'm possied she was involved.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm positive. I also have a shirt of.
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Speaker 2: Hers that she personally wore.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's cool.
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Speaker 1: So that is that's like, that's that's the magic there, man, That's that's a totem that comes right.
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Speaker 3: Literally, that's wild.
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Speaker 2: Just a person man, like you could probably become friends.
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Speaker 3: With some She seems real nice.
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Speaker 2: I think she. I don't think she seems not nice.
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Speaker 3: I do have a picture.
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Speaker 1: If you're like, I'm into you, like I'm in to your ship. She'd be more inclined. I don't think so, I really think she'd be. Don't make me over, I'm all I want to be Yeah, dem analogy? Hey, so glad you make it?
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Speaker 2: Hey? Now you really?
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Speaker 1: Hey? Hey?
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Speaker 5: Yes?
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Speaker 2: Wait?
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Speaker 3: Can I say something?
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Speaker 1: Though it's half your show, you can say I'm gonna drink. Go ahead watch this, Ventril mac kids, shut up.
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Speaker 3: They fit me perfectly. They fit me exactly. I got them hemmed at the bottom because they were too long because I guess she's.
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Speaker 2: Tall, which technically means they didn't.
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Speaker 3: Okay, But the other part, which is the hardest part to fit, shut up, the hardest part of the waste. Yes, fit me exactly.
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Speaker 2: Ask your please?
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Speaker 1: Five seven and what is mine?
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Speaker 3: Five ft?
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Speaker 2: Am I anyone equal height? Or am I a little taller than I think?
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Speaker 3: We are? Equal height?
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Speaker 2: Uncle?
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Speaker 1: Don is? I just saw my brother and my sister and Momily DearS we Mommily who is nursing. You know, like, yeah, she has a pillow, a princess pillow that she talks to all the time. It's adorable. But yeah, princess, I mean, we spent a long time talking about it last week.
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Speaker 2: But if you just jumped into the show.
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Speaker 1: For those who came in late, as the US two write in the Phantom comic strip, my mom's twenty.
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Speaker 2: One year old cat. There you go, Mommily was I've shown her? I was simulcasting or.
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Speaker 3: What they you know, I'm all casting?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I was.
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Speaker 1: Like fucking coast to co man, like Casey Casey and Casey's Coast to cause American top forty. No, motherfucker. When you have a phone and you could put what's on your phone on the TV?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that called airplay?
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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I'll take it. Yeah, fuck any want?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, timulcasting could be the word of the day.
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Speaker 1: Let's look that up.
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Speaker 2: We will look at it. You know what. We finished this before we started looking it up.
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Speaker 1: So I was putting what was on my phone on Mamaly's TV. And I showed her because she listens to beardless stick with me. I got to show her beardless stick with me. And she was like watching it and like loving it. That was her, you know, she was. I could have left it on all day. She would have watched That's so sweet every episode. But I forget why I was even bringing that part up.
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Speaker 3: Oh, because you claimed that Princess was twenty two, but she is in fact twenty.
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Speaker 1: Well, excellent job kill, because then that part played and Mom starts talking to the TV.
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Speaker 2: She's going, that's right, she's right.
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Speaker 1: Like I was like, if you're gonna say.
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Speaker 3: That, look at me, Teon, She's right.
00:11:19
Speaker 1: We I unlocked the secrets of mamily's TV. So now she's got like Apple TV and Max.
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Speaker 3: She was watching the one channel before.
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Speaker 1: No Ship was not a good.
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Speaker 2: One for her. You know, it's a comfort.
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Speaker 1: My mom, Like everybody's geriatric mother loves the Hallmark channel. Oh my god, Like everyone fucking get enough of movies where somebody's gonna fall in love with who might be Santa that this time of year, it's that they're horny for Sant over there, and there's so many Santa for momiy, we'll just let him roll man, Hey.
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Speaker 3: Whatever whatever floats momy's boats.
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Speaker 1: Really, and I got to fucking I got to pull different channels and apps rather onto her TV, and so now she's got access to more. And so last night until what time is it now? It's oh, one o'clock, so that means it's four o'clock back there, twelve hours ago. I was still awake watching Mattlock with mamily. We got a bunch of sugar poundnog. I had oat milkgnogs. She had real eggnog, oh my, And we just stayed up fucking watching like the first five episodes of the New Mattlock, and she was in heaven. Oh my goodness, it's an old lady's porn, to be fair. Me and your mother watch it and at one point it's amazing. It's amazing everything. She's fantastic. But this show is so fucking good, and it's like a show within a show, the meta aspect of it.
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Speaker 3: Really, I don't know what it's about.
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Speaker 1: It's I don't want to even want you know it's it's it's kind of like Matt Loggett's a courtroom show, legal drama show to some degree. And her character's name is Matt Locke.
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Speaker 3: Is it funny or is it a drama?
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Speaker 2: It is a drama, but it's amusing as well. It is.
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Speaker 1: It is a like fucking picture perfect CBS show. Really for their demographic, which now apparently includes me, not just mom, but me at fifty four, like watching it with your momily and stuff. After the last episode, I turned to her, and I was like, there's something really satisfying about watching old people solve crimes. And she goes, that's because we are old people. You're right, oh.
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Speaker 6: Shit, but Jason Musee bombs your Momily, not my mama. That was your Momily dropping the wisdom. Your Momily said, that's me. Me and your Momily.
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Speaker 1: Were upstairs in this very house, above this room, watching Matt Locke and at the end of the last episode, I said to her, I was like, it's something really satisfying about watching old people like soft crimes get out of James, like sisters doing it for themselves, seniors doing it for themselves. And that's when your mom was like, that's because we are old people. I was like, oh right.
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Speaker 3: That gram my Grandmomily was calling you old and I was like, dang, yeah.
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Speaker 1: She's like you're out of touch, Tiger. She's like, you are not brat. I was like, I was like, nobody's fucking brat anymore. Mom that was like months ago. She's like, bullshit, Charlie XCX, gonna be honest and know this week.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what you are, bratt?
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Speaker 5: You cut a point.
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Speaker 3: She did not say that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she did well, and she took her shirt and turned it inside out, so it said tarb.
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Speaker 2: A tar because she didn't on the ALM.
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Speaker 7: Silly, so.
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Speaker 2: Mommily tar Momily went.
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Speaker 1: It was like showing it like a like a twelve year old boy how to access the internet and find porn. I was like, this is how you find all the shows you want to watch. We watched episodes of The love Boat, The love Boat. It turns out as crack for Momily.
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Speaker 3: What's the love Boat?
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Speaker 1: You don't know what the love Boat is?
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Speaker 3: I don't know what the love Boat is.
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Speaker 1: Love Boat was one of the biggest shows on television in the history of the medium. It ran for nine seasons. I thought that let me lay out the princes. Oh fuck, oh my god, because they.
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Speaker 2: Don't do this anymore.
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Speaker 1: There's a hole and maybe somebody will fill it one day. The love Boat, it was an ABC show. Premise of it was the Pacific Princess Sales from San Diego to Porte Barta on you know, three, four or five day cruise whatever it was back in the late seventies early eighties, and every episode there were three separate storylines when you followed different couples and you know, one was very funny and one was kind of serious, and one maybe involved the crew a little bit because there was a Captain Stubing and Julie the Cruse, director Isaac Bartender, Gopher the Purser, and h later on Vicki, who was Captain Steubing's daughter, and Doc Let's not forget Doc. I know, fucking people listening right now, my age going like he left out, fucking Doc, Doc.
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Speaker 3: Don't even dream about leaving Doc out.
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Speaker 1: Doc got laid. Doc was the sexy on that show. Everyone want to fuck the doctor was crazy and it was Bernie copelab.
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Speaker 3: Oh Doc like Doctor? I thought. I thought it was like Doc, like do O c K Doc.
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Speaker 1: The love Boat and I'm the dot.
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Speaker 2: Hey Doc, can we dock?
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Speaker 1: Doc says yes, Well, my long shortman, I see. So the three storylines rarely lap like the interwove at all. They were very much three separate storylines hour long. They go out, romance, whatever, to fuck come back end of the show. The show was cast with TV stars of the current era and movie stars of old so like, and they had like fucking you know, like Halston was on one of the episodes playing himself.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: But they would have like Susanne Summers, Jimmy Walker, like all these like TV stars, and it was huge, ran for nine fucking seasons because you can't fuck with that formula. It's also something Yes.
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Speaker 3: There is a reality show now below deck. That is the reality version of the show you're describing. But why but that it is the same people, but it's real people.
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Speaker 1: It's not on like a like a big old cruise.
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Speaker 3: Where a bunch of no, no, no, it's a it's a private it's a yacht. But it's about the crew, like it follows the crew, which.
00:18:25
Speaker 1: I get, like, God, bless fire.
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Speaker 2: That ain't the fucking love boat, bro.
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Speaker 3: I'm not saying it is the love boat, saying it it is a little similar.
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Speaker 1: They were a series of romantic morality tales.
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Speaker 3: They look up.
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Speaker 1: With each other, the stand that never happened on the love boat.
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Speaker 3: They never crossed lines.
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Speaker 1: Doc never fucked with Julie Isaac, never fucked with Captain Stupid, like.
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Speaker 3: Nobody Captain Stupid.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like I took the show real serious, especially the cat what was his name, Cat stupid?
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Speaker 2: You know what the come of things. Perhaps I took the show.
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Speaker 3: That's my new nickname for you contain stupid.
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Speaker 2: Can I put it on T shirt? Yeah? With my face.
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Speaker 1: Captain stupid, like the one that Mommily wears. It says Kevin Smith and yeah, and it's gonna be here's the expression.
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Speaker 3: Can I have that shirt?
00:19:20
Speaker 2: So Captain Stupid and Momily went hard for the.
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Speaker 1: For the episodes, like as if they were happening in real time. And ship. We used to watch that Saturday nights when the love Boat was on. It was like family viewing eight o'clock. They get pizza.
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Speaker 3: Momley's like, sit down, Momily and poppoly.
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Speaker 2: Man, you get pizza. And we'd sit there and watch fucking love Boat.
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Speaker 1: With Virginia and the whole family gather around the TV, just like it used to be.
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Speaker 3: Did you say that Momley's seventy eight, Yeah, she's about are fifty four? Yeah, so Momiy had you when she was twenty four.
00:20:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you waiting for?
00:20:00
Speaker 1: Get working?
00:20:01
Speaker 2: You better fucking have a kid soon.
00:20:03
Speaker 1: Buh was Mama's last kid too.
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Speaker 3: I know that's why and how you're slacking?
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Speaker 1: Bro, Wait a sec, how old are you? I'm not twenty you're twenty five. You've got hold on you didn't know.
00:20:17
Speaker 2: I did. I didn't, of course.
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Speaker 3: What color are my eyes brown? Captain stupid?
00:20:25
Speaker 2: Yeah?
00:20:26
Speaker 3: Really fuck that your captain.
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Speaker 2: I'll take the captain stupid.
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Speaker 3: Your mom was three years older than me when she had me, so you got.
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Speaker 2: Three years is what I'm saying. So you're beating the curve.
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Speaker 3: I'm not having a child for like ten years. I got too much to do. I got too much to fucking accomplish.
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Speaker 1: Addle, are you moved where we're gonna have a baby in the house?
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Speaker 2: Fucking Layo's chest seals breath and then that's her cats do mana.
00:20:59
Speaker 3: That's why you had to get to Tabitha.
00:21:00
Speaker 1: That's right. Well, don't say get rid of Tabitha. That's horrible. But I just invoked Tabitha recently, like fucking within the.
00:21:08
Speaker 2: Last twenty four hours.
00:21:09
Speaker 1: I was sitting around with my brother and sister mom and and uh my sister, husband Eric, and my niece Sabine, your cousin Sabine, and uncle Jerry was working.
00:21:19
Speaker 2: He came later on and stuff. But I was.
00:21:23
Speaker 1: Talking about like periodically I feel like, I said. I told my brother and he was like, are you serious? I was like, in theis spawn hours in the morning. Every once in a while, I'm seized by the very guilty thought that I like, let Tabitha go, But I threw over Tabitha.
00:21:40
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have given up Tabitha for me. I would have. I would have declared there's enough room for all.
00:21:49
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't do that.
00:21:51
Speaker 3: Yes, you could have, Bro, You think move's going somewhere when I have a kid.
00:21:56
Speaker 2: No, well, Carl, but here's the thing.
00:21:58
Speaker 1: You guys were in a late should be got cats together and shit like that. I just met this fucking broad and I had this cat with me a long time. And she wasn't against the cat until like cats started jumping in the crib and then she was like, that's probably a good idea.
00:22:11
Speaker 3: Oh we overlapped you and Tabby.
00:22:15
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh I never knew that was all about eve Bro.
00:22:20
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
00:22:21
Speaker 1: Tabitha was just like, buckle up, it's gotta be a bumpy ride.
00:22:26
Speaker 3: Wait where did Tabitha go?
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Speaker 1: Tabitha went to Rachel So my cousin Johnny, who's the guy and clerks who cut out of the movie, the one who killed But he was another stuff we've done Kobe London from Chasing Amy Listen Jones, Shit, I knew Listen Jones. His sister Rachel took Tappy and Tabby lived for like another, like another, like I want to say, five to ten years.
00:22:52
Speaker 3: I got to check.
00:22:53
Speaker 1: But periodically, I know, periodically I think about like what must she have? Like, was she ever?
00:23:00
Speaker 2: Like?
00:23:00
Speaker 1: Where did he go? He was like that was the first checky right there, like that.
00:23:05
Speaker 2: Was my familiar.
00:23:06
Speaker 3: Did you cuddle me and Tabitha?
00:23:10
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
00:23:11
Speaker 3: Was she? She was like a cuddly cat.
00:23:13
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:23:13
Speaker 1: She slept in my bed all the time.
00:23:15
Speaker 3: For those that are watching along.
00:23:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're listening and you're like, what do you mean watch along? You enjoined that Kevin Smith club and you can see this conversation. I showed it to Mommily and she was like, oh, I like it even more now because she could see her. She's she's so pretty, you should shave. But yes, I said that to my brothers. Sometimes I feel bad. And he was like Rachel like Tabby did well by Rachel. I was like, I know, but I always wonder if Tabby was like where him go? What? What?
00:23:50
Speaker 2: What?
00:23:50
Speaker 1: Did what did I do wrong?
00:23:51
Speaker 3: Yeah?
00:23:54
Speaker 2: Yeah?
00:23:55
Speaker 3: Emotional Oh Budy.
00:24:00
Speaker 1: The ghost, that's the one you feel bad about. He goes, you don't feel bad about Tony. And that's when I was seized by the fucking like, oh my God said but that was not my choice.
00:24:09
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you a dark story about the dark side of Momily. I don't know if you can handle this.
00:24:17
Speaker 3: I don't know.
00:24:19
Speaker 1: Then Tony was one of our cats.
00:24:22
Speaker 3: I'm so scared. I don't want to see momy different.
00:24:27
Speaker 1: You got it. Look, it's a is you know what every day's school day, and the lesson you're gonna take from this.
00:24:32
Speaker 3: Is everybody's got a dark side.
00:24:35
Speaker 2: I mean I wouldn't even say it. I know it was.
00:24:40
Speaker 1: I mean she like still to this day, like she'll be like, I don't.
00:24:44
Speaker 2: Know why I did that. Oh no, Tony.
00:24:47
Speaker 1: We had all indoor cats, so all the cats, Tina, you know, Casper, like whoever fuck they all stayed in and didn't try to go out.
00:24:58
Speaker 2: Yeah Italian to get oldway.
00:25:08
Speaker 1: Me get in. Tony would try to run out all the time and would run out and like get out, and then we'd have to go track him down ship and one day like mom was like, well that's it. He wants to go. Then he goes take him out, and me and Donald were like, what do you mean take him out? She was like, take you take him to Hardshons.
00:25:25
Speaker 2: And let him go.
00:25:26
Speaker 1: Taken to wear harshuns woods. So I just took him out to the woods and let him go. Heartbreaking, But why did you do it? Because what am I supposed to do? Who's I going to give the cats?
00:25:38
Speaker 3: Fucking somebody?
00:25:40
Speaker 2: He was used to being outdoors.
00:25:42
Speaker 3: That's I see everybody differently now, Tail, I was a kid, I had no fucking for you.
00:25:50
Speaker 1: Well, Donald was driving a car and then he went to college right away, so seventeen, so that would have made me thirteen years old. Trauma's trauma, bro, don't punish the victim. Victim was I had to like let my cat up and stuff. But I think about, like I saw some story online about like some guy like saw somebody stop in the side of let a dog out.
00:26:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happens a lot.
00:26:14
Speaker 1: And then the dog was chasing after the car, and I was like, I got real sad, and then like, oh, you piece of ship, and then I remembered there but for the grace of God, go.
00:26:24
Speaker 3: I I know this is this is taking a serious turn for a second. But I just would like to make a general note that if you ever have an animal that you don't want for some reason, for some reason, people always dump them on the fucking road or the freeway or like that's a thing. No, I know, I know you went to the wood, but I know you went to the woods, okay, but never do that. Just bring the animal to a shelter. Like, it is so crazy to me that people dump rabbits. People dump rat like Scott so he man, people dumb rabbits on the side of the fucking freeway, Like for why would you do that? Leave them at a shelter.
00:27:09
Speaker 2: Image of picking the mic, shut the fun up.
00:27:17
Speaker 3: Just just keep that in mind. Yeah, but also, yeah, keep your animals, but if you if you have to let them go, please bring them to a shelter.
00:27:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't mind take.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: Them for a ride in the woods. And it was like we're a couple of fucking hitmen for the mob.
00:27:31
Speaker 3: Were like took the cat out and was going to listen to this and be like.
00:27:34
Speaker 1: Well, I did you know, Like, oh, man, but she does regret it. She's you know, she was like I don't know why I did that.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: She was so bitter that he wouldn't come inside.
00:27:46
Speaker 1: Well, she wouldn't come in. And all we have were indoor cats. And one rule they just stay indoors. And that one was how a wanderlust? They were all strays, and this one like rather than being like woo at home, it was like, well I'm happy to sleep here, but like, yeah, I got cat business to attend to.
00:28:04
Speaker 3: There are outdoor cats in our neighborhood and they.
00:28:07
Speaker 2: Get eaten by coyotes.
00:28:09
Speaker 3: Well, I hope not. My cats will never go outside, but you got indoor cats. I have indoor cats. I would never let my cats go outside where I live.
00:28:17
Speaker 1: That was so write your chip off the old mam only block. But one day you're going to find yourself in like Austin Puff.
00:28:25
Speaker 2: You take these cat into the wa and you leave that ever do that?
00:28:32
Speaker 1: But anyway, sure, yes, you give him a can you food and would and give him see him again?
00:28:39
Speaker 3: Okay, Captain.
00:28:43
Speaker 2: Was going through the wood?
00:28:47
Speaker 1: Is every fairy tale begin.
00:28:52
Speaker 2: Going with you get to eat my giant?
00:28:54
Speaker 3: Oh my, remember the episode where we talked about elves.
00:29:00
Speaker 2: Yes, the broken pottery shot.
00:29:07
Speaker 3: Anyways, but they are outdoor cats in my neighborhood, and sometimes my cats will see them and get so upset. Wieners, the small.
00:29:15
Speaker 2: Cat upset in my way.
00:29:17
Speaker 3: They're like, I don't know if it's territory of.
00:29:21
Speaker 1: Get inside.
00:29:22
Speaker 3: I mean I think Wieners is like she she makes a crazy noise. I woke up one time to her like screaming at this cat outside, and I was like, what the fuck is going on?
00:29:33
Speaker 1: In the after cat's just looking at her like, hello, wish I lived there.
00:29:39
Speaker 3: No, I've tried to get the outside cats, but there's somebody else's cats.
00:29:43
Speaker 1: Is that right?
00:29:44
Speaker 3: Yeah they belong to and oh my god, Onet.
00:29:46
Speaker 1: Looking at the window like sure, glad I don't live there.
00:29:49
Speaker 3: No, literally, I'm outside, bitch. But one time one of my neighbors, I like saw a cat cross the street and I parked and got out of the car and I would like try to find the cat with Then the cat like ran and then as somebody was walking their dogs, and I was like, do you know if a cat lives around here? Like I just saw I just saw a cat running outside, And he was like, yeah, there are there are many cats that live outside here. What are you gonna do? Lock them up inside? And I was like, well, I was just wondering because.
00:30:22
Speaker 1: Momily would have been like lock them up inside, hold the like, don't run away, They'll be punished and show the woods.
00:30:28
Speaker 2: He was.
00:30:29
Speaker 3: I was like, there are coyotes, and like I would just I worry about outside cats. And he was like cats can climb trees. Coyotes can't. They're fine. And I was like, person, he had two dogs. I was like, fuck, what are you gonna do? Lock them inside? My god, shots fucking fire.
00:30:51
Speaker 1: If you lock them inside and one of them has the balls the tamarity to get out of the time, that's when that motherfucker gets hansoled and gretteled.
00:31:00
Speaker 3: For real, I'm not letting. I'm not letting that happen. To move what being hansol incredible?
00:31:06
Speaker 1: Well, it requires the maiden of the house to demand the hansoling and greteling of a child, if I remember that story correctly.
00:31:18
Speaker 3: Like the guy the the candy house.
00:31:21
Speaker 1: Isn't that, but there they they wind up at the candy house. They weren't like, let's just go find the candy house German kids, And that's a pretty fire German accident. Somewhere is listened to that and going like it, sure is Tiger. They they were abandoned in the woods.
00:31:45
Speaker 3: If I remember, they were just like Tony.
00:31:49
Speaker 1: They were hence they Hansoling Greteling. Yeah, if I remember that story correctly, the guy, you know, the I don't want to say woodsman, but that's fucking white, the one dude, that's the right. But how's snow white again? If the queen wants snow white? Dad as a baby?
00:32:10
Speaker 3: Mom, never let me watch that movie.
00:32:13
Speaker 2: Yeah. She got real feelings about all them Disney princess.
00:32:16
Speaker 3: Really strong feelings.
00:32:17
Speaker 1: Mulan, she had no problem. She was like, I watch the fuck on Mulan. Yeah, Mulan, but snow White and Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty.
00:32:25
Speaker 3: She was a little Mermaid I watched.
00:32:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fine to some degree.
00:32:30
Speaker 1: They Aladdin, Yeah, you know, once the once they started letting their characters have a little agency, she was like, Okay, first Disney movie I ever saw with your mother, it's a little Mormaid.
00:32:47
Speaker 3: Ah really we damn speaking of Disney, I'm going and miror mirror minutes.
00:32:57
Speaker 2: Harley was like, I'm thanking me.
00:33:00
Speaker 1: I was like, but we have to record our show, but you can't.
00:33:02
Speaker 2: You're doing any more.
00:33:03
Speaker 1: You may keep me from your mouth shouts.
00:33:08
Speaker 3: I need you fucking fueling, just shut my beans, shot right in my veins. But honestly, yeah, I'm gonna free pas Disney bound.
00:33:23
Speaker 2: You're not Disney bounding, are you.
00:33:24
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a pool shirt and I have a Pooh sweatshirt, but no, I'm not disney bounding.
00:33:28
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to beat tell the audience about your shitty clothing.
00:33:32
Speaker 3: Every time I wear anything with poo on it at Disney, one of the cast members is like, hey, do you know that you have poo on your shirt?
00:33:44
Speaker 2: Get at it?
00:33:44
Speaker 3: It happens every single time delivers.
00:33:46
Speaker 2: Man, it's so they must train them with that.
00:33:49
Speaker 3: No, it's awesome. It's so awesome.
00:33:51
Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal it. I'm like, now I'm gonna go up to an employee and if they're wearing one of them pins, it's got poo, and I'm gonna go like, do you know you have a are you? Are you a cast member? Have you been backstage? Have you been in the tunnels underneath? Have you been backstage?
00:34:07
Speaker 3: There's no tunnels underneath of Disneyland, disney.
00:34:10
Speaker 1: World, disney World yet, have you been backstage in Disney World with you when we oh yeah, and that's very unimpressive, like crazy.
00:34:21
Speaker 2: When they really like take it.
00:34:22
Speaker 3: If you do that, speak for yourself, bro, it's it's cool as help me, well.
00:34:27
Speaker 1: It's it's just like they don't try to hide that you're backstage.
00:34:32
Speaker 2: There's no.
00:34:34
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really the warts and all of of like being backstage.
00:34:40
Speaker 2: It's get you in a car and drive you from the back of one park to another.
00:34:44
Speaker 3: It's a it is a beautiful experience.
00:34:47
Speaker 2: I am go.
00:34:50
Speaker 1: Get around fast and getting on the lines, jump the lines and shows a cool thing. But yes, they I've been backstage at Land when we were working on that show for Disney.
00:35:04
Speaker 3: Oh you had the coolest fucking experience of all time that where the fuck was I? Where the where in the living fun?
00:35:14
Speaker 1: I wonder, like why you didn't get to go? Probably would have been an insurance thing because they like, let us walk the tracks space Mountain with.
00:35:22
Speaker 2: All the lights on, like walk on the chair.
00:35:25
Speaker 3: It's a small world, right, and you.
00:35:28
Speaker 2: Were We went in park.
00:35:33
Speaker 1: Anything we wanted to do the like, and then they took us off backstage and.
00:35:37
Speaker 3: They made a big moosteach by not making that show for you.
00:35:42
Speaker 1: For me, it was a big you would have benefited greatly.
00:35:46
Speaker 3: A mistake is a moostach a.
00:35:48
Speaker 2: Moose steak.
00:35:52
Speaker 8: Been backstage, didn't they? But I did once to get backstage and not scary part because they thought I looked like a troll. They thought I was auditioning to playing troll. I said, no, I.
00:36:08
Speaker 2: Want good gafore.
00:36:10
Speaker 3: O my god, that.
00:36:14
Speaker 2: Look like control And I said no, it's just why.
00:36:23
Speaker 8: You're gonna cry.
00:36:26
Speaker 1: So what do you do for him? At that point? Then you got take him to Disney make.
00:36:29
Speaker 2: Up for it?
00:36:29
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, of course, of course I gotta take to Disney.
00:36:34
Speaker 1: You can't no cast you.
00:36:38
Speaker 3: We're out the gates.
00:36:39
Speaker 1: I'll see it Disney.
00:36:41
Speaker 2: This is a six flame. Ain't no magic in this bout. I won't go to the mountain space bomb. Oh bob, Oh my god.
00:36:53
Speaker 3: Mounds getting annoying, sounding like a little brat.
00:36:59
Speaker 1: Brat he really is is the summer of um.
00:37:04
Speaker 2: Let's move backwards. That's what his album cover looks like.
00:37:13
Speaker 1: It's the summer summer.
00:37:18
Speaker 3: My turn.
00:37:21
Speaker 2: Going to set the culture on farm.
00:37:24
Speaker 5: It's an autumn. It's hot.
00:37:37
Speaker 2: When I was so, wait, where are you?
00:37:39
Speaker 3: Who's going to Disney with you, my friend Robert.
00:37:42
Speaker 2: So she's you and Robert.
00:37:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's birthday yesterday for.
00:37:46
Speaker 1: Now a lot of people.
00:37:47
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, listener.
00:37:50
Speaker 3: He actually did listen to an episode.
00:37:52
Speaker 2: Why what would possess Robert to do?
00:37:57
Speaker 1: So he did.
00:38:00
Speaker 3: He did both of our makeup. Yeah, he told me.
00:38:04
Speaker 1: He gave me the one that gave me the guyline.
00:38:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, dragula, yeah, dragular no. Yeah, all right, so you and.
00:38:18
Speaker 2: Him are going.
00:38:18
Speaker 1: Oh you did talk about Disney that day too, Yeah, so you guys go together.
00:38:23
Speaker 3: He did our makeup for the cover of Beardless dickles me.
00:38:27
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
00:38:30
Speaker 3: He's got steaks in this game, he does.
00:38:32
Speaker 2: So that's why he listened. I don't know, talk about his makeup.
00:38:36
Speaker 3: I don't know, just a supportive friend. Okay, great, So.
00:38:41
Speaker 2: Wait, you guys will go and how long will you stay?
00:38:45
Speaker 3: Well, I got a fucking notification that the park is closing early tonight for a special event. Closes that seven, Disney closes out, seven, g c A closes that nine.
00:38:58
Speaker 2: Let's see it DC California Adventure. Oh my god, listen, you referred to him with the initials and ship.
00:39:07
Speaker 1: All right, So that means you're gonna have less time than you were hoping to have there because you normally would stay until they were like, get the funk out. You don't gotta go home, but you gotta get the FuG up out of here, says Walt.
00:39:22
Speaker 8: When you wish upon a fucking store, get the funk out of here.
00:39:32
Speaker 3: When you.
00:39:37
Speaker 8: Wished upon your fucking store, now you gotta get the funk up out of it here.
00:39:46
Speaker 2: That's the second thing they teach you, after you got.
00:39:49
Speaker 1: A little pool.
00:39:52
Speaker 2: Get the Walt the funniest like.
00:40:02
Speaker 1: When uh, for most people, like the idea of for most people in the United States outside of California, and let's say specifically southern California, Okay and central Florida, all right, the idea of going to Disney is nothing that is ever going to be done with frequency. And like, boy, I hope I get to do that one day.
00:40:30
Speaker 3: I feel so lucky.
00:40:31
Speaker 1: So what in a world where there's some people like I ain't ever ever been to that fucking park, although I saw an episode of TV where they went there or something like that. What's the first thing you do when you get through the gate, like take them through what your day is going.
00:40:46
Speaker 2: To look like what rides you're going to go?
00:40:48
Speaker 3: Well, I would absolutely hit all the classics like Space now Tiana's by You Adventure previously known as Splash Mountain You.
00:40:57
Speaker 2: There's a certain amount of right you will do each and every time you go.
00:41:00
Speaker 3: No, sometimes I don't ride rides at all.
00:41:03
Speaker 1: Just solicit eat food. You're like, can I cab a dollar?
00:41:13
Speaker 3: Bucks?
00:41:14
Speaker 1: Got Disney Dollard?
00:41:16
Speaker 3: That's what I do?
00:41:17
Speaker 2: Do that fucking like six hours you walk out two hundred bucks?
00:41:20
Speaker 1: Easy man's who's making money?
00:41:23
Speaker 2: Then Disney?
00:41:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get the fuck up out of it here. I will find yourself with the mixture of singles you give me, then I'll get the fuck up.
00:41:40
Speaker 3: Can you?
00:41:41
Speaker 1: And Johnny the afore mentioned Johnny Rachel's brother. When we were kids, Mom would bring it or Judy would bring us like me and Virginia and Donald and Rachel and Johnny. Uh to Great Adventure, which this is pre six Flags. It is now and has been for fucking eons. Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey. Six Flags came in, bought it. It became a six Flags thing. But I'm taking you back to when it was just great Adventure for it was made part of the franchise Greatest Fucking Theme Park in New Jersey bar Nutt in New Jersey.
00:42:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:42:31
Speaker 1: I mean there's a few action park the most fun and dangers, but Great Adventure was a great adventure. You could spend a whole fucking day and it was like having disney World next to us, you know, granted it from our house.
00:42:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty five minutes.
00:42:48
Speaker 1: Pretty sweet.
00:42:49
Speaker 2: And I know you're gonna be.
00:42:51
Speaker 1: Like, no, this is wrong.
00:42:52
Speaker 2: But they have the drive through Safari. I think they still have it to this day.
00:42:56
Speaker 1: I don't love that, I know, but we all loved it.
00:42:59
Speaker 2: And you when you were a kid, I took you and you absolutely loved it.
00:43:02
Speaker 3: Did almost there.
00:43:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, Great Adventure not in the Safari. That happened in the Omen. Literally seen in the Omen, like she brings in England, they have like the same thing, a drive through Safari and they go through the Baboon section and like, you know, She's like and Damien's just this little boy who is may or may not be the devil, but spoilers is so all of a sudden.
00:43:30
Speaker 3: May not be the devil. That's wild.
00:43:32
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I was, I was trying to make it obscure, but like the marketing tells you, is the devil, they flat out the devil. Damien was his name, Damien Thorn. They made three of these, fu they made more. They made like the next generation. There was a girl omen I know, I got.
00:43:51
Speaker 3: I've always been too scared to watch. Because you're so scared, you can watch.
00:43:55
Speaker 1: The first one was directed by Dick Donner, the man, the genius who gave us Superman, amongst many other movies and stuff. He was an incredibly talented director. But it is It's not like The Exorcist, where it's like motherfuckers, like your mother suckers cox.
00:44:12
Speaker 2: That hour or shit like that.
00:44:13
Speaker 1: This was more just like you know, they played on the whole like postpartum wasn't a thing necessarily like it is now in the I just not talked about very good. So instead it kind of played with the notion of like like you know, at one point in the movie, Lee Remick, who plays the mom, is like, this kid's not mine, and this kid's scary, Like he's tried to kill me twice.
00:44:41
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if that was me?
00:44:43
Speaker 2: It was you?
00:44:44
Speaker 1: We just never told you. Fuck We took you out take your ass to a fucking church. And I had the fucking nine daggers of Megido, which happens to be fucking punctured into the child and across formation in a certain way, sanctified ground and shit.
00:45:02
Speaker 2: And that's when Mamali showed up and she was like, leave her alone.
00:45:05
Speaker 3: Wow, I must have blocked that out.
00:45:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you still got the devil in you. I didn't get to fucking stab it out like they tried to do in the Omen. That's what happens literally in the fucking final moments of the movie. She ain't gonna sit back and watch it anytime soon.
00:45:19
Speaker 2: So okay, Well, Gregory.
00:45:20
Speaker 1: Peck plays the fucking adopted dad, Like you know what happens is they they're over in Italy or something. He's the US ambassador in England or something, and uh, yes, in England, but his wife has a kid. And then you hear like he's rushing to the hospital in this footage and you hear the voiceover where they like the child died, like oh yeah, and so but there was a like woman who died giving birth to a child next to your room, and we can swap the baby and no one will ever know what he's like. And he was like, do you really want your wife to go through that grief or today, mister Thorne, God has blessed you with a son. Holy fun are you in.
00:46:10
Speaker 2: Mould? Fucking Holy fuck?
00:46:13
Speaker 1: So he makes the decision with this deception with a pure heart.
00:46:18
Speaker 2: He don't want his wife to be hurt and be like, we lost our child.
00:46:21
Speaker 3: So he's like, she doesn't know.
00:46:22
Speaker 1: He never fucking tells her. Bro So if that was the movie alone, that would be enough to make a drama.
00:46:30
Speaker 2: Fuck.
00:46:30
Speaker 1: Apple turned that into eight episodes.
00:46:32
Speaker 2: Of a thing.
00:46:34
Speaker 1: Literally this has happened in the first four minutes of the Holy shit.
00:46:39
Speaker 2: And then you watch Damien grow up.
00:46:41
Speaker 1: And as he starts growing up, he's like, you know' his pale little kid and ship like that, and they play the music over.
00:46:46
Speaker 2: Him all the time. Ain't nothing wrong with him.
00:46:48
Speaker 1: Kid's name was Harvey or something like that, and uh, you know, they just have him like look at the camera or look toward camera off camera, and then they'll.
00:46:56
Speaker 2: Play like.
00:46:59
Speaker 1: He had like a dog that was real, like fucking faithful to him, like one of those rot rot Yeah, like a devil dog.
00:47:07
Speaker 2: From hound from hell.
00:47:09
Speaker 3: They're just babies.
00:47:11
Speaker 1: Well in this movie, he fucking mauls a motherfucker like he's there to protect. He's a demon dog. And and then you find out that the you know, the lady who had the baby and ship, she was no lady and that was no baby. And they go, she was no lady him And there's this guy was his name, priest?
00:47:32
Speaker 2: Who can? Who can?
00:47:33
Speaker 1: Who can? What is it? Bucken Huygen's wall Houckenhagen's wallow? Because later on, no, yeah, Buckenhagen's the guy that unearths the knives of Megido. And with these knives, that's the only way you can kill the Antichrist.
00:47:49
Speaker 2: This is bro.
00:47:51
Speaker 1: They got many movies and that's how strong.
00:47:55
Speaker 4: Obviously classic film that I just haven't seen, but I didn't even get to the next to which some would argue, some would argue, I gotta I gotta drag in, but some would argue that, like the quality goes.
00:48:10
Speaker 2: Downhill from the first one.
00:48:12
Speaker 1: But I think they each stand alone and tell like a wonderful story about the rise of the Antichrist.
00:48:18
Speaker 3: Don't tell me, don't tell me.
00:48:20
Speaker 2: You know who The actor Sam Neil is okay.
00:48:24
Speaker 1: By the third movie, Sam Neil's Jurassic Park Alan by the third movie, he is Damien Thorn and he is one step away from the presidency, and they have this fucking wicked scene bro where like he goes into like his secret chamber and ship. It's all in shadows with one shaft of light on this sculpture of Jesus reverse Chris Fat.
00:48:50
Speaker 2: But he's not normally Jesus like this.
00:48:53
Speaker 1: This is Jesus over the stocks as he was whipped by the Centurions. He has this whole fucking monologue where he's like circling the statue and he's like, your time has come, Nazarene. He fucking puts his hands into the skull and he squeezes and blood because he's grabbing the crown of Thorns.
00:49:10
Speaker 2: It's on the top of it, and it makes his hands.
00:49:12
Speaker 1: Bleed and he's like, you will suffer, Nazarene. Then at one point he gets an a helicopter.
00:49:19
Speaker 2: It's scary. When I was a kid, I was like, they're gonna take over, pour one out.
00:49:29
Speaker 1: They at one point he gets on a helicopter and ship like that and they take him out. I think it's like I always thought it was White Cliff's a do over, but it's kind of a secret location.
00:49:38
Speaker 2: Helicopter lens.
00:49:39
Speaker 1: He goes to the top of this cliff and you see him and they go over his shoulder and it's like, in my mind imagination it's a million people, but it's thousands of people who are secret Satanists who know exactly who the fuck he is.
00:49:56
Speaker 2: And he gets on top of the cliff.
00:49:57
Speaker 1: And he's like Disciples of the Watch and.
00:50:01
Speaker 2: He tells them how like then he fucking sends him out into telling me.
00:50:05
Speaker 3: The exactly what everything that happened.
00:50:07
Speaker 1: He wants him to the woods into the world with a list of first born because he's like the Nazarene is gonna be born in the angel Aisle. It's gonna be born in England, and we know the day, so any baby born on this day, you know what to do. And they show the crowd and the crowd it's like it's Crimson because it's a mix of just normalized people. Is like an older woman, this fucking business guy. It's two fucking boy scouts. And then they show a montage of like of like the boy scouts ringing a bell and they're like.
00:50:42
Speaker 2: Well, you have to do a good deed, mom, can we walk your child?
00:50:48
Speaker 1: And then fucking implication later on is that they fucking like it's fucked up. They do a King Herod where they just kill all the babies. This Omen shit is not to be driveled with.
00:50:58
Speaker 3: Should we watch it on Thanksgiving?
00:51:00
Speaker 2: Done and done?
00:51:01
Speaker 1: It's the most Thanksgiving movie I'll ever watch Anyway.
00:51:04
Speaker 2: Why don't we start talking about this ship in the first place? You go, how do we go from Disney to the fucking Omen?
00:51:12
Speaker 1: I have no idea Disney owns it now you speak twenty century Box and then Fox they bought and so now they control the Omen.
00:51:19
Speaker 3: That's pretty wild. What if Disney started like actually using their property, like if they had their own They like, here's the.
00:51:27
Speaker 1: Omen Land, there's the cliff where Damien stands and says, Disciples of the Watch sends people out to catch kids.
00:51:37
Speaker 2: What's the rot? They're like, that's you.
00:51:39
Speaker 1: Need a bigger thrill than that, You fucking adrenaline junkie is a man talking about killing children? Yes, I don't think they'll ever fucking open up Omen Land or the Omen for so.
00:51:51
Speaker 3: Many they have as they really have so many properties now that if they if they decided to open. Like if they decided to open a separate park that was like geared towards adults, that's like all these crazy ass properties, it'd be cool as fuck.
00:52:09
Speaker 1: It would be cool as fuck. Would be taking us away the fuck back great adventure Jobby.
00:52:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.
00:52:19
Speaker 2: One day we spent the day just hitting up people for money.
00:52:23
Speaker 1: Do you have a quarters? We can call our parents, and we made like twenty bucks for real. Yeah this is in nineteen seventies slash early eighties twenty shit. But you know we were like when my mom came to pick us up hours later, like they would drop us off the park, fuck off for ten hours, come back and get us some shit. Like we told them what we did because we were fucking proud, right, like fucking twenty bucks, like just by going like.
00:52:46
Speaker 3: You have a quarter, so we can call it fucking wild.
00:52:49
Speaker 1: My mother was like I'm humiliated. She like, oh my god, I'll kill you for doing that.
00:52:56
Speaker 2: Why would you do that? Mom?
00:52:58
Speaker 1: Like it's just like that is you don't beg for money, Like, well, you can't do that, that's wrong. I was like why I was like still honestly sitting here to this day, I'm like I'm proud, Like why am I fucking working so hard? Like I just got on a plane. I go back Easterns and money?
00:53:16
Speaker 3: And should we try out? Should we go to Disney with Uncle Malcolm and ask for people?
00:53:20
Speaker 2: Number one? Yes? Number two?
00:53:22
Speaker 1: We didn't have to go that far. You dress up like you're like like a yoga hoser. I'll put on the sound bob coat. We go down the hill to fucking Hollywood Boulevard? Should we try and we just sell pictures of fucking like, you know, pretending to be who we are. Top Okay, especially.
00:53:40
Speaker 2: If you're gonna go to Disney and whatnot, you gotta you pay for that.
00:53:43
Speaker 3: That's another The pants and my annual pass is two contributing factors to this. My financial status, your financial run you have it?
00:53:55
Speaker 1: Do you have a season pass?
00:53:57
Speaker 3: Yes?
00:53:57
Speaker 2: With blackout dates or no blackout dates?
00:53:59
Speaker 3: Black outdates?
00:54:00
Speaker 2: Get a version that has.
00:54:02
Speaker 1: No black out dates? Like, is there a gold standard? You can you can fuck on one of the jungle cruises if you want. You're double platinum, baby, you think it's a small world. Now it's a smaller world when you're in the double platinum Disney level.
00:54:21
Speaker 2: Baby, We'll let you ride the real version of that ride. The puppets are naked.
00:54:29
Speaker 1: God Jesus, see what naked children look like in Hawaii, Canada at all around the globes.
00:54:37
Speaker 3: It's awful. This is awful.
00:54:39
Speaker 1: That's what you get for double diamond premium.
00:54:41
Speaker 3: This is terrible.
00:54:42
Speaker 2: Now, if you want to talk platinum, fucking we let you want the children.
00:54:48
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is terrible. I'm vetoing this.
00:54:54
Speaker 2: Keep wishing upon a star. Motherfucker's Disney.
00:54:57
Speaker 1: We own your childhood, we own everything is dark as hell.
00:55:02
Speaker 2: When I used to go to Disney, it's a huge fucking deal. Like we only did it once.
00:55:08
Speaker 3: I feel so I feel so lucky to have my pass. But it is a contributing factor as to my financial ruin as well.
00:55:15
Speaker 1: But I mean, like for you, they are like, that's a necessity because of Disney. Is my I would go that far, but you get something to going to Disney.
00:55:23
Speaker 3: Does my depression lesson for the day?
00:55:26
Speaker 2: Yes, ago isn't it worth the money?
00:55:28
Speaker 3: And sure it is definitely.
00:55:30
Speaker 1: May I ask what a season passed with blackout dates goes?
00:55:33
Speaker 3: For which blackout dates?
00:55:35
Speaker 2: Whatever you got? Right now?
00:55:36
Speaker 3: I pay seventy five dollars a month for my pass.
00:55:44
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna let that sit there for seventy five head ten months would be seven hundred and fifty bucks, and then another one hundred and fifty nine hundred dollars a year. Yeah, to go to Disney.
00:55:56
Speaker 3: Some people pay two thousand I know. And then there's some people who pay like thirty three thousand dollars to be a member of Club thirty three. There are some people that paid ten thousand dollars to have dinner above the Pirates of the Caribbean. You mean above, I mean above, I mean dead ass above. Walt built an apartment for him and Lily to live in, and they didn't they didn't make it that far.
00:56:26
Speaker 2: But above Pirates of the Caribean.
00:56:28
Speaker 3: Yes, and so you can eat up there, Yes, different than Club thirty three. It's his apartment. Now you can pay ten thousand dollars for a multi course meal with like twelve people, maybe ten, maybe eight, I don't know the specific ten thousand dollars for one dinner.
00:56:45
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something. My first question would be like, can I eat anything up there?
00:56:51
Speaker 3: What are you trying to eat?
00:56:53
Speaker 2: This is well for fucking tad thousand bucks I'm gonna make it memorable and stuff.
00:56:57
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you eating?
00:56:58
Speaker 1: And bring your mom?
00:57:05
Speaker 3: Let me go to Disney.
00:57:06
Speaker 2: I hate you.
00:57:12
Speaker 1: Like I wanted to go to the Pirates of the Caribbean, but oh buff it were horrible. Captain stupid, Captain stupid. Let me tell you something, bro. Yeah, I was trying to sum it all together. I was trying to thread the needle for both love Boat and Disney. But I couldn't do it.
00:57:41
Speaker 3: You can do it. It's too much mistretch, it really is.
00:57:44
Speaker 1: I wonder they don't own it either, because I tried when I went to purchase it from mamily to watch love Boat, it wasn't like Parents.
00:57:51
Speaker 3: It is the omen on Disney Plus. There's no way.
00:57:55
Speaker 2: I honestly.
00:57:56
Speaker 3: It may be they have already money plus.
00:57:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they also also I have already movies. I don't think the Omens are rated. I think it's like no is it PG nobody curses. I mean back then it was different, like The fucking Exorcist was well, at one point it was X rated and stuff. Then they got it down to an horror. But yeah, I bet you there's a version of the Omens. Did you know only we had a computer.
00:58:19
Speaker 3: Did you know that in Vegas? Universal is opening a year round Horror Nights park.
00:58:27
Speaker 1: In Las Vegas. Yes, and they have a Universal Believer Mays year round serious.
00:58:33
Speaker 3: Where they have a scent that smells like throw up.
00:58:39
Speaker 2: I was going to take a fucking stab at the movie. Why bother, don't care?
00:58:43
Speaker 3: Don't let's be kind?
00:58:47
Speaker 2: Wow?
00:58:48
Speaker 3: And then a Texas chainsaw mass Hermes, I've got my attention. A Scarecrow maze. I can't remember that one.
00:58:55
Speaker 1: A scare I don't know, not a movie franchise of some sort. It could be I'm not sure, Famili with the Scarecrow franchise. There was a movie called Scarecrow years and years and years.
00:59:03
Speaker 3: It's just like a original names and what else. There's another one, but I can't remember.
00:59:10
Speaker 1: Nope, no, no, nope they got that. Nope they got that at Universal out here. Don't they have a whole like Nope land.
00:59:17
Speaker 3: They Yeah, they go through on the tour. You I don't know if you don't go through it on the tour, but in past Horror Nights you would walk through it, is that right? Yeah? It was crazy. It's so cool you get to walk through the fucking Nope Land. I forget what it's called.
00:59:32
Speaker 1: We saw it when we were just driving around the fuck what's it called the studio a lot? One day I asked my friend. I was like, man, can I get passed for me and the kid? Just drive around the studio a lot? And he's like yeah, And so.
00:59:45
Speaker 2: We just drove.
00:59:47
Speaker 3: What a life we live? That's so cool, so nice.
00:59:50
Speaker 2: But we got to see all the backstage stuff and we drove by the.
00:59:53
Speaker 3: Nope thing and then we parked in front of the Jaws section of the tour.
01:00:00
Speaker 1: The best part of that to me was like the between the trams, just listening to the fake I was like, you know what sounds like?
01:00:11
Speaker 5: This is peaceful?
01:00:12
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
01:00:13
Speaker 3: At one point, you were trying to get out of the car go over to the Amity Island thing, and I was like, Dad, please walk over.
01:00:20
Speaker 1: To Cavit Cove because it's the same place they used for like the opening credits of of Murder she wrote, which so doubles for Amity Island, doubles for Cavit Cove or vice versa. So I was like, let's go over there, and you're like, we can't keep trown out.
01:00:35
Speaker 3: Please to Arizona.
01:00:37
Speaker 1: I was like the Saint Disney and you're like, you're right and give me shi it, throw me out, don care although you are looking forward to the new Universal.
01:00:44
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god. On second launch Universe.
01:00:50
Speaker 1: I saw an image online video of the Dragon flying dragons flying because they're doing how to Train your Dragon Land?
01:00:59
Speaker 3: How are they doing this though? It's such a fucking mystery. There are no wires. It is literally like drone technology. That's fucking crazy, crazier dragon.
01:01:10
Speaker 1: I watched the behind the scenes of the making of the Spider Man that they use at Avengers campus.
01:01:15
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's fuck.
01:01:16
Speaker 1: They're full out robot.
01:01:18
Speaker 3: They're shortening that show and it's so it's a.
01:01:20
Speaker 2: Crime, shortening him jumping around.
01:01:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're taking they're taking like live entertainment out of the park everywhere. Washpik talks about it all the time. I don't know, but they talk. They took out the Doctor Strain show. They they're taking it out everywhere, like live music things like that. Taking it out.
01:01:40
Speaker 1: Still worth paying seventy five bucks a month for, Yeah, I'll still go. I think in the long run it's probably cheaper than like, you know, if you were like if it makes you happy, Well, think about it this way. If you're just gonna go to Disney, it's like, what's the cheapest you can go if you just buy tickets for the day. In fact, so it's just like if you go more than nine.
01:02:00
Speaker 3: Time, most that's only like a few, like a couple of days out of the month. Usually it's over two hundred dollars for park copper. Isn't that insane?
01:02:08
Speaker 2: So literally you could go five times a year and did it pay for it? Yeah?
01:02:13
Speaker 3: The thing rather than just going it definitely ends up saving me money. It is but a luxury, an absolute luxury. Absolutely contributes to my financial ruin.
01:02:24
Speaker 2: But what if.
01:02:29
Speaker 1: Disney was like, all right, well you can pay seventy five bucks a month, what now? Or you can work it off.
01:02:39
Speaker 3: I already told you I'd fucking do it to.
01:02:42
Speaker 2: Work it all?
01:02:44
Speaker 3: Well? Doing what.
01:02:48
Speaker 2: It's like? Ready?
01:02:50
Speaker 1: Lord? They want you to just in the front area of the park. No, not nothing ridiculous, but the front area of the park when you first come to the gate. You know the two bathrooms that are right there, Yeah, keep them spicking. Yeah, you gotta keep them clean for two days a month and they'll give you two days. Oh, all right, one day, but it's a full day. It's an eight hour day. You're on bathroom duty for eight hours. But that'll give you a month free at Disney. I am doing the math, so.
01:03:31
Speaker 3: I can only imagine what happens in the bathroom.
01:03:34
Speaker 1: They're like, but yeah, I do it. Yeah, I should have held out a little bit more, or you should negotiate for a higher level, like no blackout dates. Yeah, but eight hours could be nothing. It could just be floor mopping, you know, restocking paper towels.
01:03:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.
01:03:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be a.
01:03:59
Speaker 2: Somebody who was just.
01:03:59
Speaker 1: Like that turkey leg didn't agree with me for all the god and by the way, it's a men's bathroom.
01:04:11
Speaker 2: Fuck but still saving seventy five bucks.
01:04:21
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm proud and ashamed to say I don't.
01:04:27
Speaker 3: It's not a no, but it's not a yes. It's a consideration.
01:04:30
Speaker 1: Look at that fucking Disney. You heard it here first, she'll work cheap.
01:04:34
Speaker 3: I feel like I can ask people on the street for money to accept me. I can follow in your footsteps.
01:04:40
Speaker 1: I was gonna say do what your father did when he was nine years old.
01:04:45
Speaker 3: To strangers, you're a grown woman.
01:04:49
Speaker 2: Well, also, if you're like, did I have a quarter to call my mom? People will be like, wow, where what do you mean? A quarter? What do you what? A quarter of what?
01:04:58
Speaker 1: The cell phone?
01:05:00
Speaker 2: Who?
01:05:00
Speaker 3: Truly? Truly?
01:05:03
Speaker 1: All right, kids, there's your fucking so you know what? Somebody told me they were upset online. Not somebody, but I read online though, like you got to keep doing passion rash.
01:05:12
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw a couple of comments about this.
01:05:14
Speaker 2: Is that right? I did?
01:05:15
Speaker 3: All right, I have some do all right.
01:05:17
Speaker 1: Kids, here we go the most important part of the show. Okay, we lost so many viewers. Hopefully they'll come back.
01:05:24
Speaker 3: Now they'll come, They'll come crawling back.
01:05:27
Speaker 2: Okay.
01:05:28
Speaker 1: And then also if you're like viewers, yeah, you can watch the show if you join that Kevin Smith.
01:05:32
Speaker 3: Club another drop, bang, plug.
01:05:37
Speaker 2: Plug, Okay, I'll go go passion or.
01:05:42
Speaker 3: Rash passion that my Chemical Romance is going on tour.
01:05:48
Speaker 2: So you're asking me or telling.
01:05:49
Speaker 3: That this is my passion of the week.
01:05:51
Speaker 2: Explain to those who are like, I don't know what any of those words mean.
01:05:54
Speaker 3: Okay. My Chemical Romance is also known as the most important band of my time.
01:06:00
Speaker 2: They kids who did the song that opened Clerks three go ahead.
01:06:03
Speaker 3: It's so true they are. I believe it's the ten year anniversary, which seems like it would be longer, but the ten year anniversary of the Black Parade album. I thought it was ten.
01:06:17
Speaker 2: Gotta be twenty.
01:06:18
Speaker 1: I think I think it's ten.
01:06:19
Speaker 2: Bro I keep talking.
01:06:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, look it up.
01:06:23
Speaker 2: Yeah if you're yeah, you're right, it's ten.
01:06:25
Speaker 3: I saw ten. Yeah, maybe it's like fuck you Yeah.
01:06:30
Speaker 1: Don't fucking Mike can explain me my fucking discography. Yeah, I know you're right, because ten would take you back to Maybe it's fifteen, though, I because I thought you were like twelve when I saw.
01:06:44
Speaker 3: I don't want to play it? Well I do, but oh, oh, what is it? Well, this doesn't make any sense.
01:06:56
Speaker 1: Now, let's hear it.
01:06:57
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a ten year anniversary of a tour.
01:07:00
Speaker 1: What does it say?
01:07:01
Speaker 3: It says twenty two thousand and six, but that's not neither.
01:07:06
Speaker 1: So two thousand and six is when Black Parade dropped. Yeah, so that's coming up on twenty years. Holy, next year will be nineteen years. But when does the tour there?
01:07:15
Speaker 2: Just selling it? When does it?
01:07:16
Speaker 1: When's it happen next year? So they're counting it, especially because they're like we're counting it from the moment.
01:07:23
Speaker 2: Were recorded it.
01:07:24
Speaker 3: I really thought it said ten, you're old?
01:07:27
Speaker 2: Broh?
01:07:29
Speaker 3: Fuck am I old?
01:07:30
Speaker 2: Your heroes are old?
01:07:32
Speaker 3: Old god? Oh no, passion irrations.
01:07:36
Speaker 2: Old ass fan of a young ass band.
01:07:38
Speaker 1: No, actually it's still fairly young, kiddo.
01:07:42
Speaker 3: It's been Oh, it's been seventeen years since the Black Parade was sent to the moat. In that time, a great dict. Oh what the wait, what's going on? Oh there's a whole story.
01:07:56
Speaker 1: Going on, a story of the tour.
01:07:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole story for the first time in six thousand, two hundred and forty six days.
01:08:08
Speaker 1: Which would be twenty years. I don't know, well, three hundred and sixty five days in New Year times ten would be three thousand and sixty fifty.
01:08:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do the math.
01:08:18
Speaker 1: Thirty six hundred and fifty. I just got times that would be seventy three hundred.
01:08:24
Speaker 3: Essentially, I just got to see this come on real quick.
01:08:29
Speaker 1: What is it?
01:08:29
Speaker 3: Because it's the video that's everybody loves.
01:08:32
Speaker 2: Hardly just watching watching a completely different program.
01:08:36
Speaker 3: Along with the Black Parade North American Tour. I really thought, okay, never mind, I really thought I saw the number ten, but anywhom. Yeah, that's my passion is that they are going on to the coming back on tour and that's giving you life and it's giving me life. I think we should go to New Jersey to see them at MetLife.
01:08:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so down like clowns.
01:08:58
Speaker 3: Where they're from, that's where we're from.
01:09:00
Speaker 1: I won't drop our friend the line and be like, where's the best place to go to see all?
01:09:07
Speaker 3: Well, the fucking Pixies are opening for them in a spot in Canada. I can't remember which one, but I'll ask.
01:09:14
Speaker 1: Them what's the best show to go to?
01:09:16
Speaker 3: Crazy?
01:09:17
Speaker 1: I remember reaching out to him when I was in the nuthouse. There's somebody in there with me. It was like a massive My Kemp fan. And I was like, well, you're shoot a video and I'll send it to him. And so the person was like, oh my god, I'm a big fan. And I said to him and he sent like a really lovely message, which is then we're talking about and he got yeah, Gerard Way, you know, he was a guy, motherfucker care understands a thing or two.
01:09:43
Speaker 2: About mental health.
01:09:44
Speaker 3: He's so he's he's everything, wonderful dude.
01:09:48
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll reach out and be like, hey, I don't want to pay for this for it, I just want to know what's the show? Like if I what's the show? Me and Harley Boston.
01:09:59
Speaker 3: I've never been to Boston, but Boston has one of my favorite bands opening.
01:10:03
Speaker 1: For them, so they have a different opener every every show.
01:10:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for them, man, let's pop on and all. It's all over the the points for all the.
01:10:12
Speaker 1: Shows un done, move forward, find joy and that's keat a life, according to Uncle Malcolm, Uncle Malcolm, Thanksgiving.
01:10:22
Speaker 3: Ration, Well, I'll say ration Cinnamon being in the hospital because Cinnamon, my precious, precious baby girl rabbit, was not doing so well for like a week and she was in the hospital. But today, as of last night, she's home with me. She's doing so good. But also passion for the wonderful care that the event gave her.
01:10:54
Speaker 2: Bro the passion.
01:10:56
Speaker 1: Indeed, you were forwarding the texts that the was sending, which were like longer than any text I've written people that I fucking have sex.
01:11:05
Speaker 3: With Okay please aka mom please.
01:11:09
Speaker 2: It was so detailed and just long.
01:11:13
Speaker 3: And like they're amazing. Access Animal Service right the Culver City. If you're in Los Angeles, like for real, what is it called Access Animal Hospital.
01:11:22
Speaker 2: I was deeply impressed by their.
01:11:24
Speaker 3: Service and Cinnamon. You can't just bring Cinnamon to a normal vet. It's got to be an exotic animals vet, which is crazy.
01:11:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's a bunny, because she's a bunny.
01:11:35
Speaker 3: But they gave they give the best care. So that's a passion and a ration ration for Cinnamon not feeling well, passion passion for Cinnamon's back in the Vicky for the best care. She's almost twelve. It's almost our ten year anniversary together on December twenty six. I'm throwing a party.
01:11:58
Speaker 2: So she's younger than the Black Parade.
01:12:01
Speaker 3: She literally in the fucking Black Parade. Oh, skinny man, I can't believe that's twenty years old.
01:12:10
Speaker 1: When when people have a sick rabbit, yeah, I guess you can't just go anywhere. You can't, Like, did you go to a vet who was like, well.
01:12:24
Speaker 2: I'm not a bunny dog?
01:12:25
Speaker 3: He is?
01:12:25
Speaker 2: He seems she seems.
01:12:26
Speaker 3: Fine to me, literally, And then I brought her to this specialty vet.
01:12:29
Speaker 1: And there was somebody who's like I literally trained for rabbits.
01:12:32
Speaker 3: Literally, and she was like listed all these problems. She's partially blind because she's old. She's got cataracts, I mean in world arthritis.
01:12:43
Speaker 2: About to celebrate ten years with you, and you've got her.
01:12:46
Speaker 3: And she was already how old she they said she was like one and a half or two, A lot of yours. I don't know how they would know the shelter.
01:12:57
Speaker 1: Twenty three and meters like we did for the dogs. You just gotta get a little, just swab out of her. She's like, oh, no, no, how's it.
01:13:11
Speaker 3: Oh, she's okay. She she has a new setup now, so she's more confined. She used to be free roaming, but now she's got to be a bit more confined. She can't just hop all over the place because her arthritis is bad. But she likes her new her new house.
01:13:28
Speaker 1: Do you think she's like hey, I mean she hey?
01:13:33
Speaker 2: Is?
01:13:33
Speaker 3: She probably is?
01:13:34
Speaker 2: What's with the limited mobility.
01:13:36
Speaker 3: But she's happy to be.
01:13:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she is. And when was the last time she left house for any Dallas?
01:13:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we drew, when we drove to Dallas and brought her so I could film my show. That was the time.
01:13:52
Speaker 1: I had money. Then she had a job.
01:13:55
Speaker 2: Our dreams for the future because all those things.
01:14:03
Speaker 3: Again, I'm not going to do to go to Disney now, please.
01:14:12
Speaker 1: Mainline of sweet Disney bush right into my veins quickly.
01:14:16
Speaker 2: Please. Well, you don't have to go home, but you got to get the fuck up out of here. Go to Disney.
01:14:25
Speaker 3: That's my favorite thing. I think my friend's here it is.
01:14:30
Speaker 1: That's that's the bell and Robert.
01:14:32
Speaker 3: Rings the bell.
01:14:33
Speaker 1: It's time to go.
01:14:34
Speaker 2: Kids. You have a good time. Of course you did.
01:14:36
Speaker 1: If you want to continue the discussion with this, jump on over to that Kevin Smith Club for Beardless Dickless Plus.
01:14:42
Speaker 3: We're recording that after Disney.
01:14:44
Speaker 2: As long as you come back.
01:14:45
Speaker 3: I'm coming back.
01:14:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, for that Kevin Smith Club members, you can see the show. You can watch the show here the show, and then you can see the after show.
01:14:54
Speaker 3: Get a little ex Chris, a little X chat. We'll finish past passionate ration on on the Plus and.
01:15:00
Speaker 1: We'll talk more about skinner Man. People like, oh great, yeah, I want to sign up for more content about the fucking rabbit.
01:15:07
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this is a gripping story. You're about to hear.
01:15:09
Speaker 3: This is a gripping story.
01:15:10
Speaker 1: This is a rabbit who's like, excuse me.
01:15:12
Speaker 2: My rabbit's foot is a very lucky but don't touch it.
01:15:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, there it is.
01:15:19
Speaker 1: Kids, there's a beardless stickless me for this week.
01:15:21
Speaker 2: You have a good time. He did.
01:15:23
Speaker 1: It was because the other one who sits on the other side me, your fucking buddy's ringing the bell. I heard the door a little fucking forward. All right, there it is kids for beardless stickless man Kevin's quinsan go have a beardless tickless day.
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