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A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard.
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What is Wrath & Glory | Narrative Declaration?
An Ogryn, Rogue Trader, Aeldari, and an Inquisitor walk into a Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG campaign, and it’s everything you expect it to be! Listen in to Narrative Declaration’s run of WH40K: Wrath & Glory! You’ll laugh, cry, and scream “heresy!” as our party journeys through the “Litanies of the Lost” adventures.
That's what you get when you mess with SimSoul and Deuce.
GIVE ME OFF! GIVE ME OFF!
Does anyone remember the re-fix?
Of course!
I swear to f***ing god!
Now, right now, it's time to play some Rest and Glory!
Kei-ka-da-kita!
Yippee!
The entire context of...
You're still really mad about the JoJo thing.
I am, I am.
Just seething.
It's so pissed.
It's actually perfect, because Alden and SimSoul don't like each other much.
Well, we'll see, we'll see, maybe we can become great friends!
You know, like Jonathan and Speedwagon!
Even though we're trying to make the test session not canon, you know, so we have to reset it.
The test session is canon, follow the Patreon, everybody, you'll learn more!
It's like that, we're trying not to bring that over, but all of a sudden you go like,
yeah, that's cool.
Actually, I have a friend that I f***ing hate you, from another reality.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, long-term fans!
How does it work?
How does it work?
But of course, welcome everybody to another amazing episode of Wrath and Glory.
I am your host, Zoran the Wizard, and I'll be playing Roos the Ogren Warrior today.
We'll kind of do a quick thing, in case anybody's new and stuff, to figure out who we are.
Um, so basically, Hokey, who are you playing real quick, and who are you?
Uh, well, I am playing, uh, a voices half-sig, a lex mechanic of the Odo Xenos.
Uh, and I, I'm just, I'm a silly guy.
I'm a voice actor, VTuber, stupid little man on the internet, uh, renowned red guy with a fat ass.
That is my claim to fame.
Of course, Odo, who are you and who are you playing?
Hi, it's me, I'm Odo. I'm playing Kelrana, the Eldar Corsair Saika.
Uh, I occasionally do voice work on Ogre Popenang projects.
You can catch me doing TTRPGs on the internet here at Narrative Declaration,
as well as occasionally on the Norfolk Wizard game.
Um, and that's all I really do.
And the speaker?
Hi, everybody, I'm Speaker D, and today, I shall be playing the Rogue Traitor Captain Alden Rosh.
And in my other lives, you can find me as one of the lead writers and voice actors for Ogre Popenang,
including various projects such as Hunter the Parenting, the Norfolk Wizard game,
Half Lizard Viscosity, and if you ever had a text-to-speech device, thank you very much.
And Bricky, who are you, who are you playing?
Hello, I am Bricky. I am an internet funny man, and mostly spend my time making videos on things I like.
As of recently, it was reading a large amount of French philosophy to talk about X-33 more,
because it will become Game of the Year, and if it isn't, I will burn down an imperial church.
I am playing Simsel Simselman, and he kind of has a little bit of a deadlock lash kind of talk to him.
You know, he's kind of got a little bit of that drawl to him, despite the fact that he's about 5'4", and Pilots and Armature.
His, do you want me to go through a backstory or nah?
Nah, no backstory. Let people find out through the roleplay.
We like, ask you questions and stuff like that.
Yeah, he's, apparently Simsel is the base name for stuff, but it works for me, so we're doing it.
We just freaking stall.
Of course, we have our illustrious game master, Thurston of the Hills.
Hello, it's me. I'm Thirsty. You can find me on all the things at Uncle GM.
I am looking forward to running some Wrath and Glory for these folks.
And, you know, sometimes I run Pathfinder and other games here, too.
Yeah. Yeah.
And, of course, if those of you who are new here, you can contribute to the stream itself.
Basically, Wrath and Glory runs on a couple systems here.
You see on the interface in the top left and top right there, like those ruin symbols and the eagle symbols and stuff like that.
Eagle symbols are our glory points.
That will represent how much we have.
But, of course, if you do any bits or any donations and stuff, either on YouTube or on Twitch, that, basically, there's a bar that will go up.
So, if you do hashtag glory, you can add more to our glory poll.
Or, if you want to help the game master with his ruin points, because the ruin points, he can use it for the enemies to make them stronger, do other things, or really mess us up.
You can do hashtag ruin in your message, and it should go over there.
And, if it doesn't, then I probably broke something in the interface or so.
In fact, one thing I'm going to do is fix that right now.
I'm like, hmm.
Yeah.
Let me just fix that real quick and just fix it.
So, yeah.
So, that basically should add the points over there.
But, of course, if you really like somebody on the team, these two little fist icons that are below us are our Wrath die.
So, Wrath die allows us to re-roll failed rolls and to also do a narrative declaration, pretty much the name of the show, where we get to pretty much employ something into the story of what's going on.
You, too, can also do hashtag the character's name.
So, say, for example, if you want to do something for Bricky, you should be able to do hashtag Bricky.
But, at the same time, I recommend you do hashtag Simsel when you do your thing.
So, basically, it goes over to him and, basically, that will accue into points.
It takes so many points for that to, basically, kind of go through because we don't want people to pay to win us too bad.
We've had problems with that in the past.
Basically, it's balanced out that way to where, as long as you help us, the Game Master also gets a little bit more.
So, as long as you help out the players, the Game Master gets more power, too.
So, Game Master messes up.
But, of course, with all that kind of update and everything else, Thurston.
Hello.
What exciting adventure do you have for us today?
All right.
Welcome, everybody.
Final adventures in the litanies of the Lost Adventure Anthology by the good folks at Cubicle 7, the creators of the Wrath and Glory.
Well, the maintainers of it, of the Wrath and Glory game.
Um, we are going to begin today in the Gilead system.
Uh, the Gilead system is where we've been taking place on all of the adventures.
Um, and in this case, we are taking place around a Manufactorum.
Um, Captain Aldenrash, you have been contacted, your vessel still unable to penetrate the mounting warp storms of the Great Rift that has now formed and cut the Gilead system off from the wider Imperium.
Um, you've been contacted by local representatives of the Administratum in an effort to unlock resources so that your ship might receive further repairs.
Perhaps even receive much-needed weaponry upgrades that could allow your vessel to fire at targets on a surface of a planet.
Um, yes, as opposed to in space where it can totally do that.
Correct.
Yeah, sure.
In theory.
Yeah.
In theory, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, you have, you have been contacted by the Administratum, um, requesting you and what they designate as a group of specialists that you assemble to travel outside the Pacthercius Manufactorum.
All right, you lot are all the greatest specialists that I know, mostly because you're the ones that I'd be most okay with if they didn't come back from this mission.
Except for you, Roos.
If you go, I go.
I'll always protect you, sir.
Yes, I know you will.
Thank God for that.
God Emperor for that, even.
I'm sorry, am I here yet or not?
I don't remember.
Oh, you'll be here.
You'll be here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, am I currently here, or?
I assume that this is on the bridge as you've summoned all of them and lined them up.
That's kind of what you're going for.
Okay, so the Patreon episode is canon.
100%.
While Buffalo Wildlings is real.
Please back our Patreon to learn more about Sipsal's background.
Okay.
I didn't want to start talking without, like, just not having been introduced yet.
Except for you, Sipsal.
You are the newest addition to this crew, and so you'll need to prove you can pull your weight on an away mission.
I don't need to pull my weight, man.
I got Roos for that.
No, Roos is too busy pulling my weight.
I can get both of your weights, sirs.
I'm that strong.
Yes, but then who will pull Aloysus?
Me.
I don't need anyone to pull my weight.
I'm fully capable of doing that myself, Captain.
All right, then, but what about Kelrana?
Yeah, Roos, what about my weight?
Oh, you're like a stick.
You're like nothing to me.
That is true.
You know what?
Real.
If she's a stick, then what am I?
You are a leaf.
A leaf blowing in the wind.
The wind.
Well.
God, Emperor.
At least something's blowing on this ship.
That's right.
It's right outside of their genuinely quite strong rum ration.
We do not allow for any sort of miscreancy upon the bird of paradise.
Define miscreancy.
Yeah, also define that for me because I feel like that this might be necessary.
The word's confusing to Roos.
Yeah, Groos over there doesn't get what you're saying.
Well, miscreancy can be defined by the general discipline-lowering standards of conduct that are present on renegade vessels, pirate crews, and other such things.
We are a vessel in line with the Imperial Navy.
We keep things speck and span.
We hold fast to our duties.
Salute superior officers.
Except for you four.
What have you done with my ship?
Oh, Captain, I got a problem.
Come here, come here, come here.
All right, all right.
What is it, Cameron?
What have you been doing?
Something miscreancy.
All right.
Captain, you say that this is in line with, like, Imperial standards.
I think there's a Xeno on board.
Say it ain't so.
I know, I think I saw one.
Yes, and I saw something, too.
Uh-huh.
I slap you up the head.
You had a bug on your hair.
Ah!
Fucker.
I like you, too.
I ruffle his hair.
Oh, you do.
That's fine.
We have a little fun.
We play a little.
You know, Simpson, come over here.
Come over here, Simpson.
Give me a, give me a.
I put my head around Simpson.
Listen, we have a real fun.
I look up at him like a, like a annoyed child.
I pokes, I poke Simpson.
I'm Simpson.
I poke Alden with a toothpick in the chest.
Ah, ooh.
Piercing.
It's deadly.
So, you said miscreancy.
Ah.
Is, what's the ambrosia policy you have on this ship?
Well, so long as you're not selling it to the crewmates, I suppose so long as you keep
it to yourself, out of eyesight of my disciplined and highly valuable crewmates.
Kelrana, can you drink this, tall one?
What's it?
What is it?
Can I have a sip?
You know what, Deuce?
Here you go.
I hand him the drink.
Oh, thanks.
Before you hand him the drink, I put my hand on yours.
No, same soon.
I can't do it as well as you right now.
He's big.
He just drinks the whole thing and hands it back empty.
Thanks, sir.
I look, I look at it and I'm just kind of like, Captain, that looks like miscreancy to me.
I put my hand very gingerly on Simpsons.
Simpsons, my boy.
The next time you offer our ogre and alcohol, you better pray to God your stash is low yield.
The very last thing that we need on the bridge is that man, that thing, drunk.
Hey, man.
Don't believe me now.
You will.
Why do you call him a thing like that, though?
That's like a little bit kind of rude to Roos, wouldn't you say?
Okay, now you get his name right?
Oh, fuck off, then.
I shove him away.
All right, all right.
I see how it is.
Men, we are about to sally forth into danger.
Ready yourselves.
Roos kind of looks around.
He already has his gun.
Ready, sir.
All right, I throw away my toothpick and I get a new toothpick.
Aloysius is lighting his low stogie.
Does Aloysius have a stogie?
Several, would you like some?
Yeah, man, please.
Absolutely.
Roos, would you like a stogie as well?
Oh, yes, please.
Here you go, and Aloysius will give Simpsons and Roos a low stogie.
He eats it.
Fool, I laced your shit.
Tastes very good, sir.
Thank you.
It tastes not plants in disappointment.
If I smoke this stogie, I imagine Simpsons has done a decent amount of drugs.
What would I need to roll to determine this?
You can just decide.
You can, like, if you've done an amount of drugs, you can just say you've done an amount of drugs.
No, no.
If you're wondering, like, see if you take it like that.
Yeah, definitely a toughness.
Okay.
Yeah, well, my shit was laced as stated, so I laced it in.
Okay, okay, okay.
So the creator of the drugs gets to determine the difficulty number of the drug.
Aloysius, how badly did you lace that shit?
DN7.
Damn.
I have opened Simpsons' character sheet.
This does not bode well.
All right.
I'm straight up smoking on that scenerite Zaza.
This is some Orcus Volgus pack.
You can't handle this.
Oh, my God.
To explain the roles, in case anyone's new, because I think the first time we went through this,
we didn't really, like, explain what the roles do for people.
So basically, yeah, type one in chat if you ever play the Warhammer 40k war game at all.
Like, you know, when you need to meet a number to beat a number.
Basically, what happens here, the difficulty number that we needed to get was seven.
If we got that many successes or seven successes, we would win, right?
So basically, a success on a die is four or higher.
If it's a six, it counts as two.
So say, for example, if Ricky rolled a five and a six, the five counts as one.
The six counts as two.
So his complete total is three.
Now, for your character and stuff, your abilities would help increase your chances of basically reaching that number,
the higher that number is.
So the difficulty number of seven is basically impossible for him to beat.
So that's to explain the dice roles if you need to help follow along.
There's more stuff to it, but that's the general basis of it.
I kind of, like, I take a really heavy drag on Aloysius' thing.
And I just kind of, like, put it in my mouth.
I just kind of look at him.
And my pupils start to get, like, slowly more dilated.
And my eye is a bit more red as I just, like, stand still.
You are?
Are you okay there, Simsel?
Okay.
I want to do a transition.
I want to do a transition where the camera just, like, goes in on Simsel's face to, like,
are you okay, Simsel?
And then it, like, pans back.
You've now landed on the Forge World of Avacris, exiting from the Captain's spacious shuttle.
You blanking in here.
You seemed out.
Also, big recommendation, Bricky.
If you don't have background music playing, I have it for the stream going.
But, like, for you, highly recommend you find, like, some 40K music to put in the background.
Oh, heck yeah.
We're just going to throw the soundtrack.
Yeah, I'm kind of partial to the Rogue Trader soundtrack for this one.
Ooh, okay, yeah.
Yeah, just throw it on there.
It'll help emergency us.
It's not just silence.
Hexia.
So we just arrive.
Yeah, we just arrived.
So I look at him.
Simsel!
Simsel!
Are you with us?
I snap in front of your face.
I, like, slowly glaze over to him.
It takes like a good, like, three seconds for me to turn my head.
All right, did you get hold of that?
Yeah, yeah.
Simsel knows what he's doing.
All right, then.
You lead the way.
Excellent.
One moment.
Let me strategize with my buddy here.
I walk over to Roos.
Hello, son.
Deuce, what the fuck did he just say?
Nobody break.
Nobody.
Nobody.
This is the funniest bit.
Nobody break.
Oh, don't worry, sir.
Like, I'll have confidence in you.
I know you like to reassure yourself sometimes, but you obviously got it all.
I mean, you're definitely at a high strategist for your type of fieldwork, right, sir?
I look at Roos for a second.
And then I turn to the blue ball, and I do, ball, what the fuck did he just say?
Yes, without question.
See?
You do know what's going on.
Lead away, sir.
I, I, I, I walk, I walk forward.
I just kind of like, I just kind of like accept my position.
I'm like, all right, gang.
We've landed on the forge world of, um, Alden.
What was his name again?
No, I don't need to repeat it again.
No, of course not.
But I want to make sure that you and Aloysius know what I'm talking about.
Of course I know.
Just, just go on.
We have full confidence in you, Zipsal.
Yeah, Zipsal, we know exactly what forge world we're on.
You know as well.
Go on.
Yeah, stop playing games, Zipsal.
I, I, I, you know what?
I, I just, I'm just going to start walking, like, like, with a brisk pace.
A little, a little faster than normal.
Is he going the right way?
I, I, I, I just, there's four cardinal directions.
There's four cardinal directions.
Uh, you can roll me a D4.
Um, uh, it's the little, like, the little, little, little D4 symbol at the very bottom right there.
Yeah, a little triangle.
Just click on that and we'll say, uh, four is, four is good.
Yeah, you're, you're, you're leading the right direction.
All right, all right.
So, I, I'm, I'm feeling, I'm feeling generally decently confident in myself.
You know, I think, uh, I think I know what I'm doing.
So, so what do I, what do I see in front of me?
All right.
So, you manage to lead your group towards the Pacturtius Manufactorum, which looms over the surrounding industrial buildings.
Its baroque spires and brutalist walls are lashed by curtains of pollution, stained rain.
Dark rivulets of oil and water fall like tears from the ever-present brass skulls of the Adeptus Mechanicus heraldry.
Unlike the surrounding factories, which bustle and spew out pollution, despite the quarantine that has now taken effect here,
Uh, Pacturtius lies silent.
No smoke emanates from the towering chimneys.
No movement can be seen through the obsidian windows, and an eerie silence hangs over the entire facility like a death shroud.
As you approach, you do see that the area is under quarantine.
There are groups of what appear to be Adeptus Mechanicus and enforcers.
Um, at least one group of Scutari rangers, and then several detachments of enforcers patrolling.
Closer to your mind.
You're going away from it.
Oh, sorry.
Um, you can, you can see, uh, with this, uh, these, these groups are sort of patrolling around.
Um, you can take a look.
You can try to find someone to speak to here, but you've definitely reached the location.
Hmm.
You said, you said, uh, squad of Scutari rangers, and what were the other two Admech things out there?
Uh, no, Scutari rangers, and then, uh, a couple squads of enforcers, like Adeptus Arbytes enforcers.
Gotcha.
I, I, um, I walk up to one of the Adeptus Arbytes.
Is it Arbytes?
Is it, screw, screw it.
Arbytes.
One of the Adeptus Arbytes.
Yeah.
Well, we covered this in the ship.
I, I thought you were paying attention.
It's a local, it's a local, it's a local dialect, Alden.
Okay?
Yes, yes, because it's, it's funny, because actually the way you're supposed to pronounce
it on this planet is the opposite of how you pronounce it elsewhere.
So, whatever you think the wrong answer is, is actually the right one.
So, go figure that one, huh?
It's a good thing you, you were told all about it.
Yeah, we took a whole sensitivity course.
What are you all doing here?
Oh, no, there's sensitivity.
Okay, so, so, Alden, I'm recovering from my high.
Alden told me this is, this is opposite world.
So, I look at the enforcer and I say,
Fuck you, man.
I did not tell you.
What in the Emperor's good grace did you say to me?
Sir, sir.
Roos, you, Rhys, we're on an opposite planet right now.
You tell the man.
We're not on an opposite planet, sir.
I spend a single point of wrath.
We're on an opposite planet.
We're on an opposite planet, sir.
Please mark him down the wrath.
Yeah, give me a second.
This is haunting you for the rest of the session.
We are fucked.
That's right, sir.
Show the aggression that you were born with.
Rhys comes up like, yeah, there's my friend here, Shane.
Go fuck yourself.
I swear, these mechanicist plans never do anything with.
Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?
That's right.
He also backed with his gun.
Officer, you've lost three full loaded rounds already.
Yeah.
Don't tell me what I can't do.
Oh, yeah?
Would you two complain?
This game.
I got bored in my magazine.
Okay.
All right.
You don't know about that.
Okay.
Can I roll like a scholar thing to see how many rounds in a tube does the RBC shotgun carry?
Yes, yes, you can.
All right.
What do we have for the DN on that one?
Oh, gosh.
So that's going to be attack in probably DN like two.
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
I think I did it.
You sure did.
All right.
How many rounds are in a RBC shotgun?
Just to make it a habit, just say how many successes you got so people listening in know
how many you won.
Oh, I got you.
I got three successes.
I got three successes.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Okay.
You know that a good old combat shotgun for the Arbides has 18 magazines.
I go to round.
Hey, Roos.
A Ripper gun.
A Ripper gun, however.
Which, is that what you're using right now, Roos?
It's a Ripper gun has a clip of 50.
No, it's a magazine.
It's fair, fair, fair.
I go to Roos with this knowledge, and I'm like, Roos, keep this up.
We only got to do this for about 12 more times before we're going to win.
You got it, sir.
I keep intimidating.
Every time he racks his gun, I rack mine.
Give me an intimidation check.
Let's go.
So, difficulty test here is going to be a four.
Okay.
Mine's a...
Making sure there's no effects.
There's going to be messing with me right now.
Hold up.
Make sure it's concealed.
He's no longer on me.
There we go.
Excellent.
Oh, I complicated.
But I got two sixes, and that's four successes.
But I did complicate.
See, guys, no.
The one red die, that's a complication save.
So, what happens with the complication when you roll a one on that die, some stuff could happen.
So, I rolled the complication chart.
Got a one on the die, and I got lost item.
You lose some of your reward gear.
This could be something important, like your weapon or something as small as a point of ammo.
The loss might be temporary or permanent.
I didn't load the entire magazine all the way.
Give me a moment.
I'm just going to open your character sheet here.
Just give me a sec.
Hmm.
Okay.
Yep.
Good.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Carry on.
Okay.
I continue to...
The entire time.
Can I roll perception?
Click.
I see what fell out of his pocket and inevitably down.
No.
Not allowed.
Denied!
This is between him and God.
That's right.
True.
Calrana's just like, did Orby go away?
Oh, no.
Where did he go?
Ah, fuck.
Did you take my fucking orb?
He lost my fucking brother.
Is Rusa aware the orb is gone?
No, I love how you just assume I'm that much of a monster to take the orb from you.
Wow.
I was going to do a whole arc of that.
I've been playing with you for years.
I know how you work.
I was going to take a whole arc of, like, a rat taking it, and that's how the freds start.
Let's keep moving, then.
Let's keep moving.
We still don't know if it's the orb or not.
So, Rusa's ran out of ammo and his ripper gun kind of looks down.
Okay.
And it's in sales.
I ran out.
I could still act.
It has bullets, so I keep racking it, but nothing's coming out.
What's it?
What's it?
The enforcer runs off.
I still got a pointy in.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did he run off like a Smiling Friends character?
Was that what that sound was?
He kind of, yeah, he kind of, like, runs off like, I have to go get someone more important than me.
Oh, God.
Oh.
He just runs.
Beautiful.
I turn around with a huge, enormous shit-eating grin on my face being like, yeah, that's what you get when you mess with Simpsons and Deuce.
Ain't that right?
Yeah.
I'm spending a wrath, so it's not opposite world here.
Can I get my wrath back then?
Fuck you!
No!
I was willing to go to the...
Do you know, I was preparing for the guy to show up, and I was going to say, praise the dark gods.
How might we bring down the gold of the throne today?
And I was willing to commit to that the entire session.
I do not want to play opposite day with this entire thing.
I don't want the mental for that right now.
You know what, Thurston?
You know what?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
To save us from this ontological crisis, I'm going to spend a wrath die to say the speaker didn't actually spend his wrath die.
Oh, oh, Hulky, you're an angel.
You're a fucking sweet little angel.
I don't think that's how it works.
Wow, you're such a nice person on this office.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kelrana, do you want to spend a wrath die just to undo that so everybody except Bericca has lost a wrath die?
Yeah, okay, cool, thanks.
All right, so if you can mark a voice, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can't accept this.
I spend my wrath die to make sure Simsel loses a wrath die.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Why fuck me for?
So, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that?
I got a orb operation.
This is your full Alden.
Alden, you have zero wrath.
Bruce Aloysius Kelrana have one Simsel also has one.
Okay, there we go.
Good job, everybody.
I think we got it right.
All right, perfect.
This is great.
This is going good.
Remind me what a wrath die does again.
It allows you to reroll your fails and do a narrative declaration.
Yeah, they're really valuable.
Yeah, you want them.
And you don't get any more.
Technically, you don't get any more during the session.
The only way we can get more is if chat gives us money and does the hashtag character name.
Not the player's name, but the character name.
That's the only way we can get them back.
Yeah, they're extremely precious, and we just wasted four of them for nothing.
Yeah, for a bit.
Actually, five.
Actually, six of them for nothing.
Let's get that straight.
Six.
Tasty.
Delicious.
Oh, so nummy.
Oh, yes.
The laughter of thirsting Hillmans.
That's right.
I mean, I still have my wrath die.
You know what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Thurston, you got to make an NPC show up.
The NPC that we have lose all our wrath to.
Hey, hey, I turn to my left, and I'm like, hey, Aloysius, hey, hey, Cogboy, Cogboy,
go talk to you boys over there.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I pointed at Skitari Rangers.
I, I, I'm, I, I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly acquainted, other than the fact
that I gave you a stogie.
Who are you?
I started to think for a moment.
You have never met this guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Have I met a speaker?
No, no, sorry.
I keep getting fucked up.
I keep thinking of speaker as DM, because speaker would, you know, sounds like a DM name.
Um, Thurston, right?
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
Because you, because you're talking.
Ah, screw it.
Um, Thurston.
Thurston, have I met this guy?
No.
Though you're not quite sure, because you did lose a lot of time.
Um, so maybe you were best friends in the hallucination world that you've now left behind.
Hmm.
Yeah, but you're, like, one of the, one of them tech freaks, right?
Right?
Look, I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that, and assume that you said I am one of
the, those blessed by the benediction of the Omnissiah.
So, yes, I am one of them.
Um, okay, well, I'll take you.
And who are you?
You look to be bedecked in some kind of neuro interface.
Um, hold on, let me check the nosphere.
Let me, Loisus just starts scanning the nosphere.
You see the glyphs on his face light up on his faceplate?
By little streams of data coming in and out.
Oh!
You know that shit rots your brain, right?
Huh.
Where, where, where from?
Brain rots the least that we have to worry about.
Let me tell you.
You, on the other hand, and Loisus just sizes up Simsel a little bit, straightens up
his back, walks around, puts his arms behind, looks him up and down.
Hmm.
Yes, I see.
You, on the other hand, may wish to see one of us tech freaks about a few more, uh, Ogmetics.
Your brain rot does not look like one that can be so easily fixed.
I've got plenty.
Careful of the Sogi.
I've got plenty of Ogmetics right here, Loisus, and I give him the bird, because my middle
finger is metal.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I like you!
Loisus puts out his mechanical hand.
Pleasure to meet you officially, Loisus Hafsig or Dozenos.
I, I put my hand back out there as well.
Simsel, Simselmin.
Night pilot.
And also, I would love another Stogie.
Absolutely.
This one should be a little bit more your speed.
And, Loisus will give him another Stogie.
I'll put the Stogie in my, in my bag.
Okay, um, as, as you, you complete this exchange, a, a robed acolyte approaches you in dull, kind
of muted gray robes with an auto-quill at their side.
They, they shuffle along, large sort of magnocular goggles over their eyes as they seemingly squint
the magnoculars, increasing the size of their eyes inside almost comically.
They, uh, they sniffle with almost every sentence they, they blurt out.
Uh, uh, are you the, uh, the specialists?
What might say such?
And who might you be, Scala?
Um, uh, uh, my, my name is Matthias Bellathor.
I'm here from the administratum.
I'm the replacement investigator on site here.
Well, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Yes, are you sure?
You don't look like many, well, actually, no, you definitely look like the administratum type.
I definitely am.
What happened to the previous investigator?
Um, inside, probably deceased at this point.
Have you been fully briefed on the situation here?
Of course.
Absolutely.
No region.
Absolutely.
No need for a refresher.
Without a doubt, man.
Our friend Simsel here briefed everybody present on the current goings-on.
Isn't that right, Simsel?
Absolutely.
Hey, little man.
You seeming like you got a bit of a, something wrong with your, with your nasal there.
You want, you want a stogie?
No, they are prescribed here.
Why would you offer?
I'm going to have to write you down for an infraction if you try to bribe an administratum official.
It's not a bribe.
It's, it's a, it's a favor for somebody who looks like they need what's-
Ah, favors.
Favors are the next subclause.
I'll go find the exact note.
Okay.
Section 4, mark stroke 82 of the verbiage point.
Is he going through a lot?
Young and Marius, I must point out as well, are you going against the orders of a doctor?
A medical professional?
An adult genitor without peer?
Okay.
Well, I'm just trying to find the notes here.
I'm the investigator primation.
Yes, and I'm a doctor as well.
And are you thinking that you can forego the emperor's holiest of medical servants?
I studied an apothecarian too, man.
Yes, what he did is well.
We're two doctors.
What are you?
The glorified scribe?
Dr. Simsel Simselman at your service.
The chief investigator, Matthias Bellathor, in charge of the Pax Therseus Investigatory and Containment Quarantine Team.
Say, Kelrana, why aren't you a doctor?
Kelrana's head turns.
Captain, I've literally patched you up before.
Yeah, but you're not a doctor.
Aloysius is a doctor.
Even Simsel is a doctor.
I'm a captain.
You're Kelrana.
And I'm Roos.
The Roos that is too stupid to have an education.
He is Roos.
Magic orb was Roos once a doctor.
Roos reaches for his magic orb.
The orb is there.
And that's how I lost my medical license.
What do you mean once?
What was your question to the orb?
It has to be yes or no questions is how it works.
Yeah, was Roos once a medical doctor?
That's what I was yesterday.
Yes.
I was a field medic for the other Algrinds.
I'm the only one who's not a doctor, apparently.
I think that's like the only fucking time that orb has given us a straight yes with no other explanation.
It's just been yes.
Yes.
I wasn't very good at it.
They fired me very quickly.
But I was able to connect on all of Algrinds' arms.
I didn't know who they went to, but I got them.
That's the first step.
That's true.
There's Algrinds' inside.
They used them for the combat servitors.
Dr. Roos, do you think you're going to help with this man's nasal sniffle?
Oh, sure.
Here, this won't hurt a bit.
I just grab him by his head and squeeze.
Holy shit.
I did release.
Does he like correct his nose magically?
Oh, I thank you so much.
I feel much better now.
You're welcome.
I'm a miracle worker.
Also, I got distracted.
What are we doing here again?
We've all been briefed.
Don't worry about it.
Let's go.
Are we going to stick to this bit?
Is the audience...
The audience is never going to know the backstory of this fucking thing.
The audience is going to need to know the backstory of this place.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
We're picking up ambient lore pickups throughout the mission.
It'll be okay.
They're all text-based.
We'll have skeletons on the ground to explain things, you know?
A few bloodstains here.
Yes.
Audience.
Audience.
He touches it.
What does it say?
Big chest ahead.
Fourth night.
No, it's just big chest ahead.
Come on now.
All right.
All right.
Well, investigate your mouth.
All right.
Well, you may be a bunch of brutes, but we're ready for you.
Oh, the Valkyrie is prepped and ready for your combat insertion.
Oh, sweet.
Yeah, the Valkyrie.
Wait.
Sick.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is that one of those poorly made Imperial guard flyers?
That's right.
It's got a very tight, constrained back area.
Um, you got something bigger.
I used to date a gal with one of those.
Yeah, nothing worse, eh?
Yeah, tight, constrained back area.
I hate you.
You used to date an airplane?
I hope you smoke.
Yeah, she had a really good bombardment cannon.
Yeah, at least hers worked.
Oh, my God.
Better paradise.
This is Captain Olden Roche.
I'm going to need one for pickup.
The rest of these bastards can stay.
You're walking home with another crack like that.
I wanted McDonald's.
For context, for new people.
Instead of taking the feat that allows the rogue trader to have his ship do a bombardment on the planet,
he sacrifices all those points to get a gun.
It's a really bad gun.
So he joked on his ship every single session.
You know, it's my favorite Tempesta Scion weapon.
I don't regret it.
It's a hotshot volley gun, and it kicks ass.
That is a really cool gun, though.
Bruce raises a hand and goes, do you got something bigger?
No, of course not.
We have to keep it as tight as possible to avoid enemy fire hitting us.
So you'll be packed in very tight and it's a constrained environment back there.
I think you guys can go on ahead.
I think I'll win.
No, no, Roos.
You'll have to come with us.
Come on, big man.
Dr. Roos, you, among anybody else, knows that tight confined spaces are the most efficient way to stay alive sometimes.
I don't like the tight spaces.
I mean, I know, I know, but here, I might be able to give you something to help you with that.
Just puts a blanket over his head like a chicken.
You'll never know.
Now, now, Roos, this is very strong.
You shouldn't eat this in one bite, but I'll give this to you.
It'll give him an even larger stone.
This is more like a football.
It's a football.
That's how big it is.
Okay.
Okay.
That's pretty bad, actually.
But you know what?
We'll cross that bridge if we get to it.
What's the DN?
Six to six day blinding, Stogie.
Not in Bruce.
Fourteen?
Fourteen?
Okay.
It's a football-sized fucking Stogie.
What do you want?
Even a space marine can't beat that.
No, no.
What's Roos' ability to roll for this?
We should at least make it so it's all sixes.
My toughness is five.
So, ten.
Let's go with eight.
Eight seems achievable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The worst thing that'll happen is it doesn't take effect.
Okay.
All right.
Rolling for it.
Thanks, chat.
It was actually intended as a suppository.
All right.
Roll it.
All right.
Rolling.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Oh, that's a lot of not happenings.
So, the camera zooms in on Roos' face for a while.
I imagine it looks like Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
And then, as it zooms out, as Roos is holding on to the outer frame of the Valkyrie, as it's flying, staring down.
We just have him on the roof?
No, we have him on the Roos.
All of you are in the back, seated, strapped in.
Roos is, like, starfished with arms and legs, like, holding the door.
I really don't think this is a good idea.
Tracer fire is lighting the sky.
Can we have tied him to one of the missiles on the side of the Valkyrie?
Like that Wolverine part.
Yes.
Don't pull over your new time.
I'll kick them.
It just reminds me of being shot out of the Valkyrie, like,
AHHHHH!
All this because you fuckers can't go with them.
Bruce is singing Freebird.
You're like, yeah, none of you were like, no, no, no.
We totally aren't going to see the briefing again.
We have to troll Bricky the entire time.
Thus, here we are.
The gun servitors are firing at the Valkyrie.
Roos, however, as you wake up from whatever has managed to make you get into the Valkyrie,
you're returned to consciousness in this situation.
You're still in a cramped environment.
The Valkyrie still hasn't landed on the roof of this structure yet.
The tracer fire.
Everything's kind of adding together.
You need to give me a difficulty three fear test.
Ah, great.
Excellent.
And that's with my willpower, right?
Yes.
Actually, yeah.
It might be resolve.
Yeah, double check for me.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Because if so, I have to roll a two if it's a D and two.
Because my resolve is one.
Yeah, I mean, that's easy peasy, right?
No.
It's resolve.
It's resolve.
Oh, dear.
What was the D in again?
Three.
It's not achievable.
Unless I take glory.
Oh, my God.
You can roll it and see what happens.
Yeah, let's see what happens first.
Also, I believe at this point, as the camera zooms and then pulls back, that's when a fortunate son, you know, starts playing.
I rolled a one.
Oh, my God.
So, the only way I can achieve this is taking glory.
So, unless you want your own.
You know what?
We're going to stay with that.
I'm freaking out and shaking the Valkyrie.
Go, get me off!
Get me off!
Is he on the hatch or is he on the missile?
Did we decide?
He's in the door.
So, he's, like, in the door because the hatch is open because you're doing a hot drop.
He's, like, braced like a starfish in the doorway and has now returned to consciousness.
Or at least awareness.
I'm, like, shaking the shit out of it.
Can I roll a strength to see how much I'm messing it up?
Absolutely.
Here's my strength.
Oh, I roll well this time.
Oh, my God.
Five.
I got five successes, so whatever that does.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Well, that's good, right?
Yeah.
The Valkyrie begins to list erratically.
Uh, the pilot desperate to maintain control.
Uh, the rest of you who are strapped in, really because Bruce's new, uh, awareness and movement are having difficulty looking past the mass of ogren flesh that's blocking the outside.
And all you occasionally see is the light flash of tracer fire kind of, like, behind him, through, like, little, like, flesh pockets between his, like, stomach and arms and things like that.
Where you're seeing there's some kind of firefight occurring outside.
The pilot is like, there's the stability, there's the stability.
We're going to have to tumble out everybody.
Everybody, uh, unbuckle, unbuckle, unbuckle.
This is going to be a rough one.
Uh-oh.
I'm going to lean in to SimSor.
I'm not as familiar with these particular, um, machines.
Is that good?
So, I imagine because I'm a night- I'm, like, a night pilot, I'm used to this, I'm, like, dead asleep.
Like, like, like, like, like, this, like, this doesn't, like, it's, this doesn't phase me in the slightest.
You know, I- I pilot an armature.
Like, I'm- I'm just, like,
Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, cover him with a blanket.
Oh, man.
The blanket flies away.
It covers Roos's eyes.
Roos is, like, fully claustrophobic now.
Someone turn off the lights!
Turn off the lights!
No, if you put it over his head, he's like a chicken.
I'm just, like, grabbing everything.
Oh!
SimSor is very much sleeping, snoring.
I'm just going to assume this is supposed to happen.
Oh, this is actually terrible.
We're going to die, like, imminently so.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Is it?
Just do what I do.
Ah.
Ah.
Lois is going to look outside and try to get a beat on it from the type of fire that they're sustaining.
You can give me an awareness test to get a good view of it.
I would love to give you an awareness test.
I was trying to think.
Is it, like, is it aliens where they, um, the dude just, like, falls asleep instantaneously in the drop pod?
Imagine it's like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's three successes.
We just got it.
Okay, okay.
Uh, you are being fired at by one or more heavy bolters.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
So it's not Xenos, which is sad.
Better news, or worse, depending.
Though that is heavy bolter fire we are sustaining.
Is that good?
So I'm, uh, well, there's what I peg as three possibilities.
The first would be a potential uprising.
I think that's most likely.
The second, it may be Ascension Day, and some wayward cult is believing that they are doing something in service of a greater power.
The third option, we will not survive, and frankly, I hope that we do not make it to the ground.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make an offer here.
Oh, no.
Just so absolutely fucking, like, struggle bus moment, okay?
Any one of you can take me up on this offer.
Okay.
Do any of you want to spend a wrath point to make a narrative declaration to have a flashback to the briefing of what you're supposed to be doing?
Or are we all just fucking committing?
Nah, nah, not interested, not interested.
Nah, I don't want to know.
I, I know what happened that was there.
Yeah, keep talking, I'm getting the fucking water.
Keep talking.
He knows, he knows.
All right, all right, everyone.
Roosh, you remember the briefing.
Oh, he's losing his mind.
He is not happy being, so you know why the ogren is, uh, being afraid, by the way.
Um, the ogrens have, like, a, have, like, a thing, basically, that says they, they, they hate claustrophobic areas.
Like, they get, they have to pass fear checks, and it's really hard for ogrens to pass fear checks, so that's why he's so afraid.
Roosh!
He's really just sawing logs here.
He's gone.
He's like, you can do, like, a federation to try to get rid of my fear and calm me down, but.
It's a leadership.
Yeah, leadership.
Look at, look at this!
And I show him my keys to the starship, and I just start jiggling them around a bit.
I'm gonna make a leadership.
Oh, please.
I made it at DN3.
I should have asked for it if it was higher, but I got five successes.
Okay.
Okay, you're lucky I'm back now.
Um, so, the problem is, is that you need a five, because it has to be two plus the source of the fear.
I did get five.
Oh, you did?
Sorry, I thought you said that.
Never mind.
Uh, five is enough, then, to remove the source of the fear from Roos, as Roos is now entranced by the jingling keys.
Oh, oh.
Look at the jingles!
Look at the jingles!
Oh, jingles!
We kill-
But you can't look at the jingles if you die in a plane crash.
Oh, j-
What?
The jingles-
Roos!
J-Jingles will only happen after we kill the heretics, Roos!
Oh, j-
I wake up instantaneously, like, kill the-
Kill the what?
The heretics, or whatever.
You remember.
Fuck all of you.
There has to be somebody watching, going-
I don't know why you're getting mad at them.
I'm sorry.
You remember the mission.
Yeah, we all were there.
Yeah.
Yeah, chat, you know, right?
Sorry, I just, I just, you know, I, I, I just hate heretics so much, you know?
Yes, or Xenos.
Uh-huh.
Oh, wait, or-
Oh, yes.
I, I, I look, I look outside.
Yes, or, or even, or even Federal Imperial.
They follow a slightly different stricture.
That's entirely true.
Oh, my, how I hate to minestratum times.
And we all know which of those three we're up against.
So, I, I, I look outside because Roos is no longer in the way, and I, like, stare out of the ramp.
What do I see?
Okay, so, you are approaching the top of the Manufactorum, uh, where currently there are several servitors
that are standing atop the roof space here.
Um, they are each, uh, wielding different weapons.
In this case, two of them are armed with heavy bolters, while four others seem to have, like, close combat armaments.
Uh, the heavy bolters are tracking and firing up with a steady stream of fire.
Uh, at, at us?
Yes.
I go back in my chair, and I fall back asleep.
Okay.
Okay.
Good night.
Uh, I, I, uh, uh, Calron, Calron.
Seventh edition armor value on a Valkyrie.
One sec.
Yeah, yeah, I got, I got you, man.
I'm gonna take the blanket off of Roos' head and put it back on him.
Roos, Roos is, like, yelling at the pilot.
Oh, no, please bring the bird down somewhere so we can get off.
That's right, pilot!
Bring down this Valkyrie at the designated landing zone!
That we remember.
We all discussed.
We all discussed and chose the zone.
The least you could do is to drop us off there.
Uh, all right, but turning around's gonna be tricky.
You all better be ready to hop right out.
Oh, yes, we're ready.
The moment we see it, we'll hop out.
He turns.
Braces in the landing pad.
Uh, the pilot calls for you one more time.
Brace, here it comes!
Brace, and does a 180, spinning and pointing the back towards the landing pad atop about a meter or so jump down.
Go, go, go!
Bruce grabs, uh, Simsel.
Still, probably still sleeping and jolted as he, like, jumps out.
Other hand with a ripper gun, just firing at whatever's shooting at him.
I imagine I wake up during this and then I start firing my hotshot Laz in the hand of Ruth's.
I'll have you tucked in one arm.
I'm assuming you're grabbing, like, you're grabbing, like, under an arm, like a football?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, and so I want to get a few shots as well from, from that position.
Because now I'm clearly awake because we landed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Forwards, my doctors!
Yeah, that's what we are!
A pain doctor, aren't we?
Okay, one sec.
Do we have a map for this, or?
Uh, no.
No, give me one sec here.
Is there, like, a Starfinder map we can steal, or?
I assume Thurston was just making it and I was dying in the Valkyrie.
Well, I was expecting a few different things to happen this sec.
Were you, were you now?
Just, just, just, just.
Give me, give me a sec here, give me a sec here, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course, dude.
Oh, yes.
Of course.
You know, basically.
What?
What?
Okay, uh, look at this.
Oh, cool.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, Chad, on a scale of 1 to 10, what are our chances of survival going to be?
I don't know if we want to ask Chad that question.
Yeah, Chad, do you think we're going to live against, like, multiple, like, servitors with
heavy balter fire and, you know, some combat weaponry?
We've been briefed on everything that we will be encountering.
Yeah.
We do know what to expect.
Yeah, we know exactly what we're getting into.
Is that right, Bricky?
Yeah, Dan.
Of course.
See, he knows what's up.
I'm going to, I'm going to save that stogie for a very important time.
Um, okay, um, think of it, you know, that, I think of it like a what now?
I think of it like a wrath die.
Oh, wrath die.
Yes.
Yeah, but I just have the ability to give that to you.
It's crucially important.
It's a finite resource.
You get it once per session, except this is once forever.
Finite, you say, with the football-sized stogie given to Roos?
Well, yeah, I gave it to him.
He just couldn't handle it.
That's his own fault.
Hmm.
I couldn't handle it.
It's a little strong.
Also, is the bar beneath our name something important?
Yes.
Uh, so the bar, well, that's when someone donates, that bar will fill up, and when it fills up,
it gives you a wrath point.
Gotcha.
I was just, if it was our health bar sling, I was like, did I forget to change something
from the old?
We're trying to get that figured out, but, uh, the guy who usually codes all this for us,
he, he, his main job is like a website, so he's like getting destroyed right now.
I got stuff going on.
Sure, sure.
Do you need me to find you, like, a landing pad, Matt Thurston, or?
I, I, I, I, I can find one, too.
I was just putting this up so you have, like, a rough idea of what's going on.
Yeah, I can need you, like, a landing pad.
I don't know.
All we need is a circle.
Yeah, look, I, look, things have gone a bit differently than anticipated.
Yeah, yeah, I get that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have placed myself on top of Roos because I am currently for being football carried.
All right, you hop off of the back of the Valkyrie, landing on the, the upper landing pad of this, uh, this Manufactorum.
There, there's a total of four combat servitors armed with a wicked array of weapons, but primarily a large sort of brutal servo, a crushing servo arm.
Um, there are two, uh, marked in red gun servitors that have heavy bolters, which are, are still firing in the air, but seem to be moving to target down as, as the, uh, the Valkyrie rears off.
Uh, as combat begins, uh, as this game works, you get to nominate, since no side here is surprised, you get to nominate who you would like to go first.
Hmm.
Uh, I can throw up some buffs, unless we just want to come out swinging.
I think the biggest point of order is going to not be getting shredded by heavy bolters.
Yeah, I can hit us with a conceal.
That might be worthwhile.
What do you guys think?
Either that or having Roos just full barge into, like, the group to get closer.
Or, if I have my frag grenades on me, my frag bombs, I just throw it at that group and be like, delete.
That is very true.
Say, your, uh, your frags are very effective.
They are.
If I have them.
True.
We still don't know what's missing.
That is true.
That's a fair point.
It could be my turn, and then all of a sudden it's like, then I would charge them.
I'm good with either a Calrano or a Roos option.
Let's do a flip for it.
Uh, D6 pretty much.
All right, all right.
Odds is Odo.
Evens is me.
Roos time.
Roos time.
Roos time.
Get on.
All right, Roos is going.
Uh, do I have my frag bombs?
You have one frag bomb left.
Oh.
What I need.
All right.
For one action.
Well, basically, I don't want to get close.
So basically, I want to basically use my action to basically go like, you know, I got it, sir.
And then I just, kink.
Boom.
Throw it at the group that's to the south of us, uh, near this landing pad.
This is just pretty much football of a grenade, uh, gets thrown over.
Yeah, and just if I, it's been a while for us.
So, uh, basically target them really, which is not really much of a targeting thing.
If it direct hits somebody, then it just hits where I am doing it.
If it doesn't hit, it scatters.
So we can do the scattering rolls.
Uh, so basically I'm going to target this guy and do a bit of a roll.
Yeah, so you make a difficulty three ballistic skill test first.
Yes, and I have missed, um, I did not get the three.
Even though my ballistic skill is three, I didn't get enough successes.
Uh, so basically the blast, uh, I'm going to basically.
Scatter's now?
Yeah.
So I'm basically, I was going for it to here.
So I get to roll the scatter and the direction of the tag is eight meters to the south, uh, that it rolled.
It's funny.
It has a little scatter button now.
That's fantastic.
Uh, so it's going to be eight meters to the south, which could you measure for me from the, from this?
Kind of like, here, let me see if I can do it myself.
Yeah.
I see here.
Yeah.
Uh, should be eight meters down south.
Yeah.
It's going to be like off the grid to about here.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I'm going to get pretty much there.
Yeah.
It pretty much, it bounces off somewhere way behind them.
It explodes.
The grenade goes way wild.
Um, it doesn't go near them at all.
Unless I really, well, we already did the roll thing.
I don't want to spend my stuff on that.
Um, since I already spent my action doing that a lot.
And I basically use my movement, uh, to basically get, uh, I kind of want to get into the middle of them all.
If that's possible.
Basically, I'm just kind of like rushing to the middle just to kind of get near them to engage them in melee.
So if they should have run away from me, I can at least try to do something to them.
So Roos goes, I, I'm sorry, sir, and he basically just hauls ass to the group down to the south, uh, trying to engage them in melee.
Roos is the true grenade.
Yeah.
So if I'm not mistaken, I was being football carried by Roos.
Oh yeah.
Am I with you or did you drop me on my face when you threw the grenades?
I think I would have dropped you to get my grenades and stuff like that.
I, I don't know.
I've already, okay.
I was moved already over with you.
So I was, I was, I was just being funny.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, all right.
Then in that case, then yeah, I've been dropped on my face in that case.
Okay.
Uh, so with that, that's the end of my turn.
Um, yeah, so I'm going to go unless someone wants to siege the initiative of the glory.
I think I'd like to seize the initiative of the glory because we might have one heavy
bolter currently occupied, but there's still another one.
So I'm going to try and levy my hot shot volley gun and I'm going to try to make a pinning
action.
Um, so wish me luck with this one.
Um, no, no, no, mark me down a rune point.
Oh no.
Oh, I am going to seize the initiative.
Thank you very much.
Oh, shucks.
He's doing it.
I saw some, I saw some things in chat earlier.
Um, one of the combat servitors to the north makes a rush forward, clanking with red lights
and blasting out a sound that's reminiscent of a 56k modem dialing up onto the internet.
Oh.
It rushes towards Aloysius.
Oh.
And raises an immense crushing claw.
Which it tries to put around your chest.
Is this some kind of, uh, cog boy handshake I don't know about?
And, uh, it's going to attack you.
Aloysius, what is your, what is your, uh, uh, defense?
One.
Oh no.
Dope.
That's, that's good, right?
You're going to live, right?
So good.
So as it charges in at you, I'm going to just, this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, that's very pog.
It's going to hit you with its big bulky servo arm.
What, what possibly could happen with this servo arm?
Hmm.
I wonder.
Well, you'll take 12 points of damage in AP minus three.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oof.
So, uh.
So I see on your character sheet, you have, uh.
A resilience of five.
A five.
So, so you're going to need to determination this, or it will kill you.
And by that, I mean, it'll just knock you unconsciously.
Thank God we're all doctors here.
I think, I think I'm all doctors here.
It's so great.
It's a good thing.
I'm a fucking genius.
Damn.
That's a six in three successes.
So you can convert five of the 12 damage, or sorry, 10 damage because of your armor, your
remaining armor.
So you take 10 damage.
You can convert five of it to shock, which will fill up your shock and exhaust you.
And then you will also take five wounds.
Yippee.
Oh.
You are in extreme amounts of pain.
Wow.
Once your shock is filled up, you are also exhausted.
For the class, because I know you're following at home to see how much I can make poor hulky
crow suffer, the exhausted condition does stack with the wounded condition.
Once on your turn, you can only walk or crawl, perform a basic combat action with no bonuses,
like you can't aim or multi-attack or fall back.
You can't roll determination anymore.
Any shock you receive in addition to this is now mortal wounds.
And yeah, that's where you're at, right?
Oh.
Is that all?
So about that being a handshake.
Yes.
Only for the servicer.
As the, as the, as the, as the, as it crunches you.
So I imagine he's, I mean, he's right next to us.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
You see the servitor come up, its eyes kind of glowing this red as it's like servo arm
goes out and begins to crush Aloysius' chest.
So I feel like the best course of action is to yank out my hotshot LAS pistol and, and start
filling the thing with holes.
But I do really want to make a pun of sorts and punch it with my augmentic arm really hard.
I guess it would be arm, it would be my fingies.
Well, so at this point now, uh, the combat servitor is gone.
So now one of you gets to go.
Do, uh, the players get to nominate who they would like to get?
May I selfishly and with full egomania take that initiative because I have a feeling, uh,
that if I get squeezed by one of these big boys, I'm going to do even worse than Hulky.
Yeah, a conceal will raise everybody's defense by one, which I guess would have doubled Hulky's
defense.
It would have.
It totally would have.
But, uh, at this point, we probably need to focus on getting them off the map.
Yeah.
Remember, you can also move somewhere to take some cover, right?
Um, yeah.
So what I'm going to do.
If it, do I have permission to steal the turn?
I'm fine with it.
Yeah, no, no, go for it, go for it.
Oh yeah, you're fine.
Go ahead.
If I were to come here, would there be cover like chest high cover?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
You kind of like rush to some of the, the piping there.
Absolutely.
Excellent.
And now I'm going to make a pinning attack, um, against the heavy vaulter person.
Um, and I'm going to empty out all my ammo because this is a pinning attack, uh, which
does inherently require me to do that.
Um, I believe I get to add my salvo rating to this.
Uh, yeah.
So what type of attack are you doing here?
A pinning attack.
Yeah.
So with, uh, with pinning, I believe you do.
So, yeah.
And my, what is my difficulty number?
Um, so at this point, the difficulty is equal to the target's resolve.
So, uh, the difficulty, the resolve on this lovely gentleman, one moment, is one.
Very good.
Okay.
Let's roll.
All right.
So I got 11 successes.
Nice.
And I got three shifts.
Okay.
And you critted.
And I critted.
Critting does nothing here, sadly.
Unfortunately.
However, I will use these, uh, these shifts to make it, uh, pop on to this guy, this guy,
and this guy.
In fact, with my third shift, could I also pin this guy?
Uh, one sec.
Uh, you can shift icons.
Yeah, you could.
Uh, so which, which other one down here?
This guy down here.
Yeah.
So you just start-
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
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For the love of God, Emperor, men, show these servitors what for.
And hopefully I've created a window for my glorious troops to take back the initiative.
That's my turn.
Does it do any damage at all?
Just pins them.
It just pins them.
No, it just pins them.
Excellent job.
Excellent job.
They are experiencing the joys of suppressive fire.
Well, so that was Alden.
Then I guess I'm going to go.
Because of the crit, you did get some glory.
So someone can try to.
Well, we already did it once.
Can we?
Yeah.
Keep going.
I am going to.
Yeah, yeah.
You could seize again if you want.
Yeah.
If one of you guys wants to.
Yeah, we got enough glory.
Who wants to seize?
Or try to.
I can go ahead and seize if they're about to start shooting at us.
Yeah.
I'm not so great on the whole getting shot at part.
Yeah.
I'm going to hit my friends with a conceal.
All right.
So you seize the initiative.
Bring down the glory.
Indeed.
Going to do my best to make sure that if we take any fire, we at the very least are going to be a little more protected.
Psycho begins to.
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
Yeah, I channel my psychic might.
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
We're playing your character for you now.
Sorry.
Yes, of course, of course.
This is just going on in her head.
There we go.
D and five.
You got this.
Only one possible shift, which is not enough.
Yeah, seven success.
You get like three sixes and a four out of all your dice.
Indeed.
Could wrath it.
And you did not complicate unless, you know, you wrath it and fuck us up.
No.
It's the worst thing to happen.
Can I make sure I got the sound effect proper again?
Oh, yeah, sure.
What are you looking for?
I'm just making sure.
This is a dune guy, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, hamburger cheeseburger, whopper, whopper.
Whopper, whopper.
Yeah.
Beautiful Eldari language.
It's so gorgeous.
This is what Eldari sounds like.
Yeah, just just I'm just making sure, you know, I just want to be confident.
Of course, it's immersion.
This is why you people are never going to get any lore.
I turn and I walk away slowly into the rain.
Very sad.
So.
All right.
Conceal goes off.
And range 25 meters.
So basically, everybody gets concealed at that point.
Indeed.
I'll help pretty much you target people to conceal all hell.
How about put it on people?
It's like, oh, person.
Oh, everyone will get plus one to their defense and plus one to stealth, if that matters at
all.
But you'll never see us coming.
And that's about all I can do.
You want to move to some cover?
Yeah.
I'm going to move down here.
Kind of jump behind some cover.
Jump down a level and scrunch.
All right.
All right.
Well, I guess, I guess it's time for me to go and I'm going to go with see.
They all run in fear because of how cool we are, right?
Naturally.
I mean, the heavy bolt tower in front of Simpsons.
Oh, it has been sprayed at.
By our dear friend Aloysius and.
Sorry, not Aloysius, Alton, Alton, Alton, Alton, is going to raise its heavy bolter and
attempt to shoot.
It's very scary.
Difficult.
I like that.
It's going to have a difficulty.
Your defense is three plus one for conceal and then plus two because you pinned him.
So the difficulty number here is six.
Okay.
Nice.
But it's aiming.
Oh, well, don't do that.
Oh, I live.
He's Zoran.
He's Zoran.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's Zoran.
What's up, man?
Mark me.
Mark me down a rune point, please.
Of course.
Do you have to?
Yeah.
I'm starting to feel like our treatment of Thurston is coming back at us.
Don't worry, he'd be like this
even if we were sheep, even if we were
pleasant as peaches
Amidst the stream
of 56k modem noises
there's something like
My precious adventure background
My precious adventure background
Man, I'm so hopeful
He rolls and crates
with now and nine successes
So
Thurston missed
with four, right?
So now he re-rolled
and he re-rolled into a success
and then two more sixes
and the wrath guy was a six
so that means it's a crit
Finally, after months of planning
Bricky joins Wrath of Glory
for the entire party to be wiped
an hour and a half in
I just love the idea too
that Alden probably gets fired at
Like, it doesn't hit
He's like, fuck yes
Look at me
Look at how awesome I was
It was a trace around
the main round
just slams into him
I'm gonna
One sec
I'm gonna shift one of these
for damage real quick
Wait, wait
If you kill him
then he's never gonna learn
the servitor's cool backstory
I'm gonna
If you kill him
he'll never get his bombardment
Roll my critical hit
just to see what I get
Oh
Oh my god
Read it out loud
It's a merciless strike
a blow to the foe's body
steals the breath
from their lungs
pulverizing their innards
with a nasty crunch
That's not a good sound
I suffer a mortal wound
So it's gonna be one plus
A mortal wound for every glory I spent
Oh
I guess
I guess
if I were the player
Yes
Hmm
Oh my
So since
Chet has given you
an extra wrath
You now have two
Have they?
Yes
Can I spend a wrath point
so that Alden
doesn't turn into a red paste?
Well
So here's what's gonna happen
Okay
So
First of all
Alden
Your resilience is seven
Yes
Minus one to the AP
So six
So you're actually gonna take
nine
damage
from this
So you can do
determination against
nine damage
Alrighty then
Yeah
Do you remember your wrath
that um
I think it helps
in this situations
of like
clearing out some shock
and stuff
if I remember the rule
Indeed
Yeah
I've got
So I take one shock
and I take
eight wounds
which puts me over
the threshold
by two
Actually
Which puts you
over the threshold
So
you're gonna get
smashed
by this
Um
So let's
let's read
my favorite section
I know this page
because it's a crude
murdering a human
It's like
one of my favorite
um
things
So
uh
you are now
dying
Um
you immediately
suffer a
memorable injury
and are prone
So I'm just gonna
put you down there
Um
memorable injury
though
Uh
roll me
a d6
please
Well I suppose
since you asked
so nicely
That's a three
You have a broken
jaw
Oh
Gotta get it
gone now
Yeah
Yeah
Whoops
Yo
Um
Yeah
So
you do that
Uh
and you
now
fall
down
The damage
is severe
but
after my broken
jaw is set
my sleep apnea
will be cured
Really
True
While you are
dying
you can
crawl
make a
basic
combat
action
or fall
back
It's very
similar to
pinning
Um
Whenever you
make a test
while dying
uh
you replace
an additional
dice in your
pool with a
wrath dice
equal to the
number of
traumatic injuries
you have
Uh
not memorable
injuries
Traumatics
which is what
you're gonna
start occurring
next
If you
complicate
you suffer
a traumatic
injury
um
which
stacking
traumatic
injuries
will kill
you
Yeah
That sounds
awesome
Alright
Well
Uh
That is
the heavy
bolter lad
Uh
Simpsil
Oraloisis
Who wants
to go
Uh
Oraloisis
You get
to pick
Ah
Um
Oraloisis
My friend
Uh
So originally
I was going
to attempt
to punch
the servitor
off of you
with my
augmentic arm
However
I am
making the
uh
I would argue
much wider
decision
to use
my
aiming
ability
and
hot
shot
last
pistol
and
I say
this
extremely
importantly
six
ballistic
skill
dice
to
blast
the
heavy
bolter
servitor
into
some
kind
of
heated
metal
Now
you see
I would
agree
that this
is a
very good
course
of action
notably
because
this
thing
has
lobster
claw
that
will
absolutely
give
you
the worst
purple
nervel
of your
life
Yes
which you
are currently
experiencing
therefore
will not
fight me
for a
moment
I'm
inclined
to let
you
deal
something
and do
something
Excellent
So
again
I only
have the
prologue
for the
combat
so apologies
for this
but
I do
have the
deadshot
ability
which says
when I
take the
aim
action
make a
called
shot
you
double
the
bonus
ED
receive
now
unfortunately
I thought
the only
person
here with
ED
was
Alden
but
I
would
like to
do
whatever
I can
for this
in order
to deal
with the
gun
servitor
Yeah
so
what you
can do
is you
can do
a
called
shot
action
so
when you
make a
called
shot
you
suffer
a
penalty
dependent
on the
size of
the
target
so
in this
case
it's
like
are you
hitting
their
head
are you
hitting
their
arm
hitting
an eye
basically
you can
take a
penalty
anywhere
from
one
to
three
and
for
each
penalty
you
take
on
the
to
hit
roll
you
get
that
much
ED
and
it
says
it
doubles
the
ED
is
that
what
you
said
yeah
you
double
the
bonus
ED
you
receive
yeah
so
for
example
you
can
take
a
minus
three
penalty
to
hit
so
the
difficulty
of
the
test
would
go up
by
three
but
you
would
get
six
pumping
up
damage
and
again
servitors
who
have
a
defensive
one
you
kind
of
want
to
pump
as
much
damage
as
you
can
in
this
case
would
it
be
intelligent
to
go
for
the
chest
to
only
get
a
little
bit
of
lack
oh
in
this
case
their
defense
is
so
low
I
would
honestly
say
increase
it
by
three
just
because
then
you're
only
looking
because
what's
your
what are
you
attacking
with
I
have
a
skill
of
six
yeah
so
you
could
like
up
it
to
a
two
even
and
then
that
would
make
them
defense
three
and
as
long
as
you
get
three
successes
on
six
dice
you
would
get
four
extra
damage
dice
wait
so
the
DN
is
normally
just
one
so
the
DN
is
one
so
the
DN
goes
yeah
yeah
so
it
goes
so
their
base
DN
is
one
and
then
two
or
three
for
the
penalty
you
could
like
you
could
at
like
if
you
want
to
go
balls
to
the
walls
you
could
go
the
difficulty
penalty
of
three
like
you're
aiming
for
their
eye
slit
or
an
armor
joint
and
you
would
then
have
their
defense
before
for
when
you
shoot
them
but
you
would
get
six
extra
damage
dice
so
your
weapon
would
then
go
to
damage
seven
plus
seven
extra
damage
with
ap
two
gotcha
in that
case
i feel
as if
i should
fire
upon
their
head
and
yeah
dn3
and i'm
rolling
six
dice
which
seems
i'd say
smart
give me
a favor
hover
over
the
enemy
and
press
t
uh
click
and
t
there
you
guys
you're
now
targeting
them
and then
go over
to your
combat
tab
and
character
sheet
and
then
on
your
gun
hover
over
it
you see
a little
dice
thing
pop up
to the
left
the
name
click
that
and
it
should
have
anything
that
you
kind
of
want
to
enable
or
not
over
to
the
side
if
the
dn's
not
exactly
I assume
yes
yes
okay
um
for some
reason
I am
having
a
may call
shot
while aiming
dead shot
aim
etc
small
though for
some reason
when I click
three the dna's
going up by
four
um
wrong
it should
be weird
I see
stealth
test
oh try
doing medium
this would be
a medium
size
thing
no no no
it's small
he's he's
going for
small based
on the
the cold
shot
sure
okay
yeah
yeah
do the
drop down
the small
yeah
you toggle
aim
uh
then yeah
it's
I mean
dn
it seems
it's going
up by
four
oh
one sec
it is
okay
I think
it's
because
it might
get an
actual
bonus
against
ranged
attacks
if it's
pinned
maybe
that might
be part
of it
one sec
it's
also
the
range
long
range
would do
it
yeah
you're
at long
range
right now
with plus
two
so that's
why
it's
doing it
can I
move or
would that
mess this
whole thing
up
yeah you
can move
closer
absolutely
all right
let me uh
how close
can I move
so your
movement is
five so you
move five
meters don't
worry about
the grid
we're gonna
ignore the grid
as you drag
you see that
number you can
go up to
five meters
oh I will
go right
here it looks
like it's
cover and
stuff you
know yeah
and that
should bring
you closer
yeah so with
that close out
your fire
dialogue bring
it back up
again so
it'll auto
calculate the
range for
you and
then do
it okay
that's small
and then it
should be
three all
right and
then let me
grab this
oh where
that's still
five weird
I just did
it here and
it works
great drop
down small
aim check
smart it's
three oh
with the
aim check
yeah that's
right let's
see here
combat pistol
uh let's
see aim
small yeah
there we go
I got three
there you go
yeah there we
go
gaming
oh my god
goodness gracious
okay
there we go
so dn of
three successive
nine so if
you want
collect those
two sixes
there right
click and
then do um
shift the
damage you do
a lot more
damage
uh right
clicking does
not appear
oh sorry
click yeah
it'll it'll
click the
sixes so
they'll highlight
and then right
click then
right click
them if it's
working if it's
not then don't
worry about it
it's not
okay
I think I
can do this
here yeah
there you go
thank you
thank you
all right and
then funny
damage roll
funny damage
roll
funny damage
roll
okay
damage
so one
sec here
cuz
yeah okay
that does
work
uh yeah
so 13
damage with
ap minus
two so
the servitor's
resilience is
actually pretty
high it's
seven uh
you're gonna go
through two of
that with your
ap so that's
gonna leave it
with five so
it's gonna
subtract that
and take eight
damage it has
a total of
four wounds
you kill it
yeah
nice
i i
good job
i pull out
i feel really
proud about
this so
i take a
moment to
bask in my
own glory
and i pull
out and i
start smoking
the stogie
okay give me
a toughness
no no no
wait wait wait
wait wait
well no i was
told no no no
this is this is
i was about to
say this is
actually this is
actually where
bricky gets
one over on
me is like
there's not
like to
narratively
declare that
this follows
the rules of
the previous
stogies that
we've had
and the combat
is now over
it's like the
camera pans
out
i was told
i was told
this was not
a lace
stogie
therefore
who am i
no you
weren't
i said
for your
speed
that could
have been
lying
who am i
to ever
distrust
my long
time friend
aloysus
of course
you know
as we
established
in that
big flashback
we've been
friends for
decades
and as you
know man
i was really
helpful because
i studied in
the apothecary
and i fixed
you up after
that servitor
crunched your
guts like
a totally
exactly an
hour ago
oh man
she's gonna
activate this
servitor down
here
gonna have
this servitor
target
bruce
allow me a
moment
i need to
pee very
badly
i'll be right
back
combat
claw
bruce
you're good
crunch crunch
he's like
no get
away
no
oh
who will
survive
what will
be left
he does
not succeed
he fails
yeah
he fails
i'm gonna
save those
rune points
for now
excellent
aloysius
you're up
yeah
well actually
sorry
technically
um
you're
wounded
and you
know
exhausted
and all
that
but you're
still standing
that's cool
yeah i know
i sure am
for now
uh
so i can use
an action to
fall back
now this is
gonna be weird
because i've
never fallen
back in combat
before and all
the years you've
played wrath and
glory i've always
been you know
what if i'm
gonna fight
well yeah
are you
yeah are you
wanting to
like fire a
pistol
no i need to
go away and
go stop
alden from
dying
so you're
uh you're not
exhausted yet
what are you
right now
no no no
he is exhausted
so that means you
only have an action
so you can fall
back
so disengage
you move half
your speed and
you're no longer
engaged but
requires an action
um
so if you want
to disengage
from melee you
have to spin
your action
uh if you want
to do extra
stuff i don't
know if you're
exhausted you
can increase the
dn and no so
so when you're
exhausted the only
action he can take
right now is to
fall back okay
um when you fall
back you don't
take reflexive
attack so basically
i can't a op you
okay um and you
must take you at
least half your
speed in meters
away from the
enemy um to
like somewhere away
from it so you
could like go
over by simsul
yes okay that's
that is perfectly
fine it's me i'm
simsul you are
simsul i'm gonna
fall back and
move over towards
our good captain
who is very not
good right now
oh
if the meter
if this is correct
then i'm gonna put
myself behind cover
or as close to cover
as i can and not
be in the line of
fire
that means uh
this i think we
already established
the white on the
map is that going
to be covered
yeah yeah you can
kind of get get
behind this little
cover area here
absolutely yeah
perfect okay all
right oh i'm
rotated don't worry
about it okay
haha yay all right
that'll be my turn
don't worry about it
oh it's like can't
fix it right now
keep going i can't
i can't fix that
right now
wow okay whatever
you're doing much
worse than i am
friend uh the
pin servitor
has come up
yeah
the servitor by
roos is gonna
try to stab it
roos
no don't do
that
no
oh no
you're all
pretty good
i did i got six
successes which is
one enough to hit
roos for some
damage finally
oh
12 ap3 damage
so uh you'll
six so you'll take
six damage from this
roos
are we
rid of four wounds
to shock
you're exhausted
yeah
i've been wounded
still swinging
trying to make
sure you don't
mess them up
uh roos you can
take a reactive
action i would
love that
to attack the
gun servitor who
is about to try
to fire this heavy
bolter at you
i would love to
do that i will
stab him with my
ripper gun
bayonet
making sure we're
all good here
and
rolling
you're not gonna
shoot my friends
stab
pretty much the
dm was two and
i stabbed him with
a seven
even if it was a
four of the
things or whatever
but yeah basically
stab into him you
have to click the
roll damage stuff
um i am going to
shift two to
damage to these
sixes that i have
oh good roll good roll
six and three three
six and three three
sixes there for
for damage of 13
ap minus one
oh that's right you
apply damage i roll
the damage my bad
um yeah he's he's
dead
yeah
nice
stabs
stabs into it
okay
okay
head of gold
is gone
off to the
side he turns
to the other
two
you're fucking
next
odd stop bitch
here
so what did did he
call me a
sir
outcome not be
he did oh you
can't hear
understand him
either i'll still
take offense
all right
right neck
start of the
combat round uh
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who'd like to go
first i like the vote
that roost goes
very on time i feel
like roost is pretty
good i am pretty proud
of my shots though
i i need i need to
kill these two
here's the thing you
could multi-attack you
could both use the
powerful multi-attack
opportunities available
what does that mean
multi-attack is the
thing you can do where
you can like shoot or
attack multiple targets
yeah that's what i was
gonna do i was gonna
stab both of these guys
oh well i mean you
are currently the thick
of it so i think you
should go
excellent
everyone's okay with
that
yeah
awesome all right
uh so what i shall do
uh if it's okay i would
like to take
uh two from the glory
poll
we currently have five
right now that's okay
oh i'll allow it i'll
allow it i suppose
yeah simply help me with
my successes here but i'll
remember
all right so basically i'm
going to i'm going to
basically multi-attack both
of them i'm gonna attack
uh the one top left of me
top right of me both of
them with their clap
crab claws going trying to
get me and uh bruce is
going to basically stab
both of them
um now i haven't multi
attacked before thurston
is it just two so every
attack every additional
target
no no no it's not um so
how multi-attack works is
it's like a multiple action
but every additional attack
increases the defense of
every target
by two
okay so you'll hit both of
them
um and then you will
basically add like in this
case each target would get
plus two to their defense
uh you do roll them in
sequence so you'll like
pick like i attack this
one then i attack this one
okay but they will get
that plus two and if it
was more than it more
etc etc okay and so it's
different damage for each
one right
yeah okay all right we'll
do the top left one first
uh ruse is coming in
basically stabbing right at
him
you don't all get him
so
uh
he's pinned so
yeah he definitely is
pinned
uh i'm gonna see if i can
and my dice pool will
increase
from eight
do the glory die
glory die will apply to
both of these right
no they are separate
checks okay
i'll do it uh
i'll do one for each
then
and just remember because
it is multi-attacking
you'll need to manually
increase the difficulty by
two
yes
so
i'll basically go for
two to four
and double-checking
everything and we're
good
no
there we go
no
uh-oh
it's okay i got five
successes
i got five successes for
that one
yeah i got two sixes and
a four i got no shift to
go and i critted because
one of the sixes was on
the wrath die so i'm gonna
roll the crit
that's gonna be two fives
a 55 that's crimson
ass the attack sears
into the foe
using flesh into
charred ruin
the assault
raised the target
in burning fury
making a smoldering mess
of sinew and bone
the target suffers
three wounds
and is on fire
and if i spent
in glory
plus the wound
for every glory you
spend
um
i think he's gonna
die anyway
so i'm very
i'm confident in that
um
yeah roll the damage
yeah so i'm gonna roll
damage here
that's gonna be 10 ap
minus one
i know he is at six
and stuff and so he
will also suffer the
three additional wounds
it'll be d3 plus one
that will kill him
yes
that will just kill him
yeah
that'll go in for him
so now i go in for
the other guy
uh which i'm gonna come
in for
do that
i i it
because when he rolled
damage for some reason
it auto applies the
determination
but these things i have
to spend rune on it
yeah you're fine
you're fine
for a second in my
mind i'm like is he
about to explode
are you rolling to
explode
well no like like
roost chainsaws
through this thing
hits one of the fuel
tanks that's powering
its engine
that bursts into
fire
its face is like
waxingly melting
in front of you
as it's
blurting
56k modem
connection
sounds at you
and it tumbles
into a burning
heap at your
feet
as you swing
it around
to the next
yeah coming
for the next
one
stab stab stab
there we go
that's nine
successes
and so basically
i'm going to
take all three
two shifts
oh i like that
and a crit
yes and a crit
i'll shift all
that to damage
just to guarantee
roll the critical
hit
merciless strike
a blow from the
foe's body
steals the breath
from their lungs
pulverizing their
innards with a
nasty crunch
the target
suffers a mortal
wound
and a mortal
wound for every
glory i spend
and of course
i will roll
damage
against the
uh only
eight
oh wow
i feel like he's
gonna i feel like
he's gonna survive
if i don't spend
a glory
feel free to
i do like the
idea of the
glories
i will um
end it
yeah take it
yeah i'll just
spend one more
just to guarantee
that mortal wound
gets in there
um so you're
gonna spend one
for two mortal
wounds
um and then
it's gonna
take its
resilience is
seven
minus one
so six
it's gonna
take
two damage
from that
plus two
mortal wounds
that is just
enough to kill
it
yay
all right
roos has
cleared his
side of the
board
get good
scrubs
how's the
other side
doing
yeah so i
can still
um
i can still
move right
uh
because they're
multi-actions
yes yeah
yeah so i
can still
move uh
my movement
is six
uh so i'm
gonna try
i'm not gonna
be able to
get to him
entirely uh
but i'm basically
going to move
up to the
north where
that other
servitor basically
clamped on
aloysius there
as he's basically
just charging at
it or just
kind of
being all
oh he's gonna
take you down
and uh
he's he's
charging into the
fray so that
is the end
of roos's turn
okay
um
okay
the one up
here is pinned
so it has to
move for cover
so it's gonna
charge into
cover
hey man
what are you
doing
hey man
go the other
way
uh roos you
see that this
servitor's eyes
like suddenly
jolt like
its head is
physically turned
towards kelrana
um you also
notice just with
your combat
training that
the other
one that's
kind of behind
cover up here
its head
similarly jerks
towards kelrana
yeah this one
rushes kelrana
um and attempts
to like crush
her with its
servo
i don't do
that
make sure you're
at your mic
there i'm sure
it's sure it's
gonna do
nothing
you were
sounding a little
bit low so
get closer to
your mic just
in case
get closer
hey don't do
that
hey no
don't do
that
well it's only
gonna do 10
damage to you
that's
83 so
it's gonna
remove uh
it's gonna
take your
resilience down
to uh
four so
you will take
six damage
from this so
you can roll
determination
indeed
uh with six
damage make
sure to fill
that in
oh not
bad
uh that's
two sixes
on the die
so that's
four of that
six
you'll take
four shock
yeah
all right
and then two
go to wounds
and two go to
wounds
i've got
as it looks
at you
spewing
more modem
talk at you
monkey
refrigerators
would you say
that
modem talk
helped or
hindered
i feel like
modem talk
is a bit
of a
insensitive
phrase
oh yeah
i just
kicked speaker
d out of
the world
that makes
sense
you don't
exist anymore
i can't live
without alden
he unpaints
them from the
canvas
who would
like to go
next
i would like
to shoot
you don't
have to
seize you
guys get
to go
now
oh yeah
i would love
to make an
argument that i
should take
first action
here so
alden doesn't
die
that is
true
we are
doctors
that's a good
point
i could
possibly also
compel this
guy into
wasting his
turn
i would
my argument
doctors without
morals
is that if you
let that guy
go he has
free range to
go and
clobber anybody
else so
whoever gets
to go needs
to take him
out and you
can deal with
alden later
that's a fair
point
i mean there's
the servitor in
the middle
servitor in the
middle right
there that can
in fact beat
the crap out of
everyone else
yeah so i would
like to i would
argue that
census should
shoot him and
try to take him
out because once
he's out then
you have free
reign without any
worry that that
guy is going to
come over and do
it because the
other ones already
did his action so
we would have the
advantage of actions
at that point
so one thing
that is important
to note this
servitor here is
still um pinned
the other one was
in the open so
it could run into
cover this one's
in cover it can't
break cover right
are you referring
to the one in the
left this one that
has not yet gone
in the middle
because this one's
gone already yeah
but the one that's
in the middle up here
is has not gone but
cannot cannot do
anything because it
is pinned so it's
behind cover it
can't like run to
another point of
cover i mean i am i
am feeling the very
exciting vault over
cover run directly up
to face and put
pistol to temple the
type of moment you
can do it peaky
blinders style do it
yeah just don't miss
i'm going i'm going i
can move five meters
right yep you got
this here i am
click t crap go to
your combat tab click
on your combat tab
pistol uh aim called
shot small directly in
front moidor oh is
like yeah yeah i got a
critical hit you did
you can shift to
okay let me see if
this will work this
time oh there we go
shift to damage
all right now roll
roll the critical hit
first roll the crit
first the crit
read it out
okay shot while you
were going a well a
well-aimed shot tears
ragged chunks of bone
and brain from the
opponent's skull the
foe reels such a
violent strike unable
to focus target
suffers plus three
wounds and is
staggered additional
win per glory you
spend which i did not
uh do i roll thine
damage now
okay uh yes you roll
damage click holy
10 click dead the
servitor's head explodes
out as you place the
barrel against the
temple and pull the
trigger uh a direct
headshot causing brain
matter to fly out and
the servitor collapses
forward i pull out my
stogie all right we
cut to all of you
inside the facility
blank moonlight we
look back we're
shooting we're killing
orcs get get over
here place again they're
all dead we're talking
to a zink god
simsil the emperor's
leading us to the
front lines you have
to support him what
what blank
get your bat wings on
i i look down i see an
eight-pointed star carved
in my arm
not the chaos stogie
well there were flecks in
that one
yeah so at this point uh
it should be now uh
aloysus you now have a
chance to go
yes oh wait no there's
still the one yeah that's
right yeah there's still
the one by kilrana
so yeah uh that one's
already gone so that was
simsil who went so yeah
aloysus you can go
yippee uh i'm going to
attempt to uh would
this be a condition
ice root for dying or
would it just be a
heal wounds
uh just heal wounds at
this point
gotcha gotcha
aloysus is gonna see
alden's ragged corpse
with horrible piercing
blow done to him
captain we really must
stop seeing each other
like this
what are the other
captains going to think
oh my my my my jaw is
breaking
oh
i see i see
oh i'm going to
fucking kill you
no you're not you're
going to thank me for
all the augmetics i'm
going to put into you
back on the ship
now stay still i'm gonna
do my work
jesus christ
sorry okay
yeah
okay this is this just
reminds me of that
terrible movie
gi joe the rise of
cobra where at the end
of it cobra commander
injects destro with like
nanites it's like you're
my bitch now
this is this is the vibe
i'm just getting from the
list
oh yeah yeah yeah like
that movie is so
fucking bad but so
fucking good
um it has
christopher eccleston
as destro uh so you
know if you like your
ninth doctor
yeah yeah yeah but like
literally if he at the
fucking end like
randomly cobra commander
who's been like a
secondary bitch the whole
time you're like
destro's wounded he's
like don't worry i've
got you have some nanites
you're my bitch now
um and that is what
elisis i'm sure is
doing
the horror the horror
oh god the horror
the horror kind of one
of those uh necron mind
shackle scarabs yes
no i would never fuck
with necron technology
necron tears they are
primitive they are advanced
but they are primitive no
these are better mind
shackle scarabs ha child's
play i have something
better lois just whisks out
a syringe of glistening
cobalt fluid and begins
to set about his work
i can only hope that i'm
human enough to kill him
after this
you'll be so much more
than human i'm sure
oh no
than human
more human than human
sorry
help me
uh is there any difficult
or any additional penalty
imposed because he is
dying
uh no no not to you
i don't believe so
i think it's just
yippee
standard check
dm3 check coming up
medicaid
that could have been
better i'm gonna
wrath that
yes do it
do it
there's still a chance
for complicating
there's still a chance
to complicate
you did that
nearly at the pics of a
tie fighter
no i can't i can't i can't do
it on command
no you can't do it on
command
it's so embarrassing
so lois is at his six
successes
uh no shifts
so let me double check
oh man
is someone getting amber
alert
yeah i'm getting
yeah
it's for you
it's for you
yeah
that's all i'm just
i'm just gonna be
be really thankful that
there's a first time
chatter who is like
and then cobra commander
kicked destro out in the
next movie
thanks i'm glad that's
your contribution
to our cause i actually
really appreciate that
my shitty gi joe movie
reference
went through all the way
out of all the first time
chatter possibility
possible options
it's pretty up there
it is
it's like
it's way better than a lot
of them
so the amber alert
is actually simsoul
being dragged away
by ruse
uh off the starports
the amber alert
is for fucking
god damn
uh alden
just kidding
you've turned into
the frankenstein's monster
no
the amber alert
the amber
the amber alert
i want to help you
the amber alert
is for the adventure
background
which is
gonna be lost
forever
all right
how much
of the voice
does he all
and stuff
well it's restore wound
so
uh
let me check my little
shorthand on here
restore wound
every exalted exalt
restores an additional
wound
uh i have no exalts
to shift
so
uno
oh that's good
is that uh
is that one wound
one wound restored
enough to get him
out of dying
or is that three
because the additional
success is on top of
the difficulty number
uh
say that again
uh
i'm shaking the rust
off a little bit
uh
no no you're good
you're good just
it was six successes
on a difficulty
three test
i'm just seeing
how many i would
restore
if that's just
one to bring him
out of dying
or it's
three wounds
uh
well okay
so if you are
healing wounds
here
so
because you can't
heal
dying in this
this way
you can um
heal wounds
so if you do
you restore
one wound
to the target
and then you'd
use exalts
to restore
an additional
so at this
point you
only do
one
yeah
one wound
yeah
he's back
to consciousness
oh
oh
i was having
the most
horrible dream
meloises
you were there
oh
it was terrible
oh
oh i'm sorry
captain
well good news
the treatment
took
and you're going
to have a lot
more wonderful
dreams with me
in them in the
very near future
what are you
talking about
aloysus
you're not
making any
aloysus i
understand and
i agree
exactly
aloysus pats
alden on the
head
good captain
good captain
blood running
down the nose
oh that
that shouldn't
happen that
doesn't work in
this patch
um
let me
stab it up
what
now it's
aloysus's
turn
or
alden's
turn
it's alden's
turn now
go get him
tiger
go kill
is it
is it
alton's
epic and
adventurous
turn
yes
with my
one wound
was
restored
i said
with an
uwu voice
like a
moroon
uh let
me see
okay great
yeah
i'm gonna
struggle to
my feet
and i'm
gonna charge
this guy
he's dead
that was
dead
i like the
idea
i like the
idea
that you
get up
you're so
disoriented
you see simsel
probably silhouetted
by some spotlight
looking like the
ultimate fucking
hero and
you're like no
he's gonna get
up and attack
you
oh wait
with with a
small whiff
of of uh
stokey smoke
coming behind
the silhouette
yeah oh
yes
i'm sorry
it's the wrong
way
i'm gonna run
over here
and then charge
this guy
yeah
he's going
second time's
a charm
all right
let's go
um
it's a power
sword
uh what do
we get for
charging again
yeah i just
click this little
thing here
oh question
are you
exhausted
because i don't
know if you
can
oh yeah
yeah if i
can't do
all that
please do
stop me
uh well
let's see
at this
point you
are uh
are you
exhausted
no you're
not exhausted
okay you're
good
yeah he's
not exhausted
uh you got
three successes
i don't think
you're gonna
get much
better
it's a
it's a defense
yeah nothing
okay and i'll
do 13 damage
ap minus three
like even in
your drunken
ramblings you
kill this thing
now that's
dr captain
alden rosh
to you
thank you
dr captain
alden rosh
you saved
me
you're very
welcome
dr captain
captain
carona
my brain
now
no
no
and it's
strangling her
you get
sober
how can
you
i thought
you would
promote me
separates
both of you
and now
now alden
we're not
supposed to
kill this
xenos
all right
that's
very good
as far as
i can
hold on
xenos
i thought
i was just
ugly
i got my
my earmuffs
on
you are
ugly
and a
xenos
that's right
that's right
hello everyone
i was shot
by a heavy
bolter
and i can
taste my
teeth
and my
jaws
all sore
you're supposed
to be able
to taste
your teeth
man
they're in
your mouth
but what
do yours
taste like
helrona
um
that's a weird
question
never mind
mine tastes
like smoke
i didn't
ask you
but it is
good to know
mine don't
taste like
smoke
mine tastes
like ivory
and wood
ivory
and i'm
also tasting
ivory
and wood
that's the
same thing
man
no
no it's
no it's
not
what are you
talking about
it's different
those are two
different things
one is enamel
the other is
not
it's wood
that's right
would you even
call yourself
a mammal
with all those
augmentates
oh no
i'm so far
beyond that
you wouldn't
have any
idea
if you
look
lois leans
over
if you had
any idea
what i looked
like under
this chassis
you would
be whistling
too
does anyone
remember
i can't
whistle
get a room
does anyone
remember the
the the
briefing
i seem to
of course
i swear to
fucking god
i swear to
fucking god
is the end
of this
session
could it be
speaker trading
in the hero
point to get
the actual
mission
it's a good
thing you all
remember that
yeah
i'll think
back to that
briefing
i'm gonna spend
a hero point
um
or wrath
thurston can you
sorry yes
a wrath point
uh thurston can you
please uh deliver
to alden the
briefing but not
the one for this
mission uh for a
different mission
okay one second
okay
remember
is it better to
run elevators with
man or machine
that's right
yeah just remind
you fucker i was
just pulling
that i'm gonna
read that whole
quote again
just you
fucking wait
i like to spend
a wrath point
to convince
alden that he
remembers again
oh
that's right
i do
i'm so
impressionable
once i've had
brain trauma
the the memory
flies back to you
alden
beautiful
this elevator
is a perfect
example of the
weakness of the
flesh query
do you calculate
more crops will be
acquired if holy
servitors powered
this elevator
absolutely not
humanity is made
in the emperor's
image if he wanted
us to alter our
forms he would
have decreed it
himself you
beirious fool
anger predictable
perhaps if the
laborers and yourself
were more logically
inclined they would
not believe foolish
myths and the
righteous works of
the omnisire would
be continue undisturbed
perhaps if the
blasphemous
mechanicus weren't so
keen to enter the
forbidden ruins and
convert every injured
citizen into a
soulless servitor
people would trust
the more you
there new
arrivals what do
you think should
elevators be
powered by glorious
manpower or cold
machinery ricky for
context this was like
the first social
encounter that this
group added is
fucking this
campaign i don't
need context man i'm
on board with this
already i this is
fantastic to me i'm
gonna put my hand on
simsil's shoulder
all right simsil i'm
gonna level with you
get on my level
there's a grain silo
you're not gonna
believe who's in it
is it horace
what is
do you people still
use grain
horace was on a
different
no it can't be
horse i stole him
bruce bruce were
you there the day
you uh you slew the
emperor
no i was the one who
slew horse and the
other horse
you're not on this
bit it happened
yeah i'm trying to
get on this bit
though
you're on a
different track i'm
getting you on it
you're not you know
you know what you're
doing right now
zorion it's like the
ending of titanic
where like there's the
door and then there's
bricky hanging off the
side and rather than
not just moving over
and making room for
him you're like nah
it's taken
and you're pushing
him deeper and
deeper down
you're the one who
pretty much destroyed
the boat so both of
you could fall without
doing the fucking
briefing
all right let's
continue on good bits
everybody all right good
bit streamer so you're
recalling the briefing
all right
all right everyone our mission
is to determine the
elevator but before we do
anything with the elevators
aloysus i need more blood
please oh yes you need more
blood of course captain of
course captain aloysus you can
regroup remember if you
regroup um if you regroup
you can heal a single
character's wounds during
a regroup they gain a
number of wounds equal to
your medicaid dice pool so
that's great that's good
news for him yeah yeah
exactly uh who all has a
medicaid dice pool because
we can we can kind of patch
everybody up mine's one i
don't need patching as long
as long as you have at least
a point in medicaid yeah you
can't just do it i've got i
got six uh i have seven
nice holy hell yeah mine's
one oh my god you see like
when when roost was a doctor
um along with like helping out
getting arms to the field
basically he would stand in
the tent and then people
would go by and he was with
his other ogre people he's
all he's dead he's dead he's
gonna make it he's dead he's
dead he's like oh you're
really good at this you
should be a doctor he's all
maybe i am a doctor i could
tell who's an all over dad
he's all that's very good
that's very cool and so he
would just keep he was
people watching actually
that's why he thinks he's a
doctor
it's incredible
so basically as we all we
group um the premise we are
a medicaid thing i'll heal one
wound um i'm so sorry i don't
remember the rule on this one
there's an i i forgot the
read up on it um you get our
shock back medicaid healing
oh shock back yeah so um you
can use medicaid to restore
shock um otherwise once yeah
you need a medkit which you
know i would hope the medicaid
has right so uh unless we level
up right last adventure this one
i sure as hell don't have one
okay okay you're telling me you
don't have a bombardment cannon
that's how crude
okay um so otherwise then you're
gonna have to get it through uh
resting and read so
i think i don't know i think you
might regain shock a bit a bit
sooner than this one sec
am i the actual doctor then with a
medicaid of seven i guess you are
10 oh
yeah you're the nurse oh here we go
uh respite respite if you spend at
least six hours resting your shock
and wounds are reduced to zero that's
it otherwise you would have to spend
um otherwise you'd have to spend other
currency to restore your shock well we
remember that the briefing wasn't like
urgent or anything right we can just
sit up here for six hours of course
yeah we just camp in somewhere hold a
point
well obviously i think we need to
penetrate into the facility
like how the bolter penetrated into my
brain
yeah i'll remember that
you shouldn't have a penetration into
your brain captain that the serum should
have taken care of that it should have
patched that up
i love numbers
yes you yes that's good
that's very good that's very good
what are your favorite numbers captain
what are your favorite numbers
this is how you get his password
like what are your favorite numbers
like this is the fucking like this is
your fucking like i get the codes to
your ship this way
jesus christ
bruce will pick up alden and start
going to a safer location uh maybe like
downstairs more into the facility but
like kind of like more into okay
instead of outside so as you look
around
um there is there's a heavy set of
blast doors up here marked with the
great cog and skull of the adeptus
mechanic that's it is sealed that feels
like the direction that we should
probably go
can you give me a ballistic skill test
can i do something different
i'm sorry
wait wait it's really stupid in my head
like i don't know why i'm thinking like
a source filmmaker thing of the heavy
weapons guy doing this but like
all right so imagine roost comes up to
the door right and he sees this big
iron door and he sees a panel like you
know those panels and like space ring
too they have like those big buttons or
whatever
uh roost bruce basically just kind of
does one finger on it but it's but
his finger's so big he presses like
multiple buttons and i want to spend a
wrath and he pressed the right sequence
of buttons magically with that one
finger press and it opens
i fucking hate you give me your
wrath dice
he will never know the code
hey team which way is the way to the
elevator
um i think probably this way the right
side there on the map you know if i had
to guess i would say i'm not sure now
i propose this for thurston are you
okay with this bullshit or you want me
to like do this
oh yeah yeah yeah of course all right no
no no no no of course of course i i can
always you know that's delicious i can
always scout ahead with my brain or we
can just walk right in all right i
don't know being out here they were
shooting guns at us and who knows who
else gonna shoot at us
you know what fair enough we we could
know if i send my brain ahead
what you can't use your brain like that
it's in your head
well i can i can project my eyes
lock up my brain
lock up movie
i could access the local net you you
know i could do that right no i don't
get this gal bruce they're talking
gobbledygook sir that's a big word for
you bruce i learned it yesterday he's
super proud
he beams it's beautiful hell yeah
thurston do you want to do you want to
go unleashed for this oh wait sorry oh
sorry
you're just right back at it hey
thurston
you know you could become unleashed you
know you could not be a complete fucking
wuss so no
scarbrand
yeah i'd love to see scarbrand
thurston you know
scarbrand will open the door
yeah he hates doors
true
he hates knocking sounds
yeah he he stands in the door he
hates it slightly less
look i have an mmo okay
yes i'll be oh yes
can i look for a local access point
either like a servo skull mounted in a
wall another servitor unit a door
servitor unit or some kind of
cogitator
okay so yes you can
um however as you do you see that that
that device is literally the device
that ruse um like finger handled and
you can tell that because of the way
that uh zurn phrased the use of the
wrath not to do it again is he entered
the right code but then rendered it
inoperable by smashing it with the
weight of his fingers
right
manual overrides my favorite
okay uh
hmm
man if only we had somebody that could see
remotely
yeah if only we had one of those people
one of those freaks who could see with
their minds anyways i'm using a computer
now
that's ridiculous i see with my eyes
yeah damn that's crazy i wish i had eyes
still
me too i'm gonna eye i'm gonna eye the
edge of this uh the this rooftop of this
landing pad
i i guess to paint the picture a bit
better for us like i i put us here just
as if like we went to a lower level or so
and we're looking at the entrance of a
door into the facility
like we're already i mean
is the door open because you smashed it
okay so you realize that what this what
this grate is is there is like a a ladder
that goes down the grate to the to the
like upper floor so as you look down you
can tell it ends in a room and then that
room goes off you'll have to climb down
the ladder to get on to the to the top
floor of the facility
yeah now you can look down there with
your mind magic
okay are we sure are you sure yeah
not really yeah i don't want to do it
yes just do it
you're the one who does
we all know what we're here to do
all right i'm rolling scryer's gaze
i'm gonna look ahead
do you want to push it
no
oh okay no i don't
just don't complicate it's just that
simple just don't roll one and your
wrath die
oh because i'm wounded uh i should have
healed up during that
yes so everyone's full so make sure you
take off all your debuffs and everything
else
yes do that combat tab put your wounds
and shock to zero and on the effects
tab make sure like wounded and stuff
like that is not on you
and also take off conceal
indeed uh so my dn should be lower in that
case i believe scryer's gaze is dn five by
default if i recall
yeah we can we can still calculate for it
what is what is increasing my dn here
uh regardless i only got four successes
um so i am going to spend my last wrath to reroll
spinning a wrath spinning a wrath
no more wrath
spinning a wrath
oh wait i have to put it on my sheet there yeah
you have no more left
wrath subtracted
you're wrathless
it's all gone
all right we're good
my range is five thousand meters
excellent you got nine successes now
up it to be fifty thousand meters
yeah
you know
you know
yeah actually i do want it to be fifty thousand meters
just in case this facility is really really deep
forty thousand meters
wow
just like the warhammer
just like the warhammer
they said the thing
all right
fifty thousand meters
kelrana is going to sit
and kind of meditate
and just start
scoping out
cool
um you
you traverse down
and then into the room
um and you're able to get a sense of the first area
um what you can see
is a
hallway-ish area
that breaks off into several smaller hallways
each of them are filled with single occupied cells
the cells have chairs in the middle
all of the doors
are open
and the cells empty
this is some sort of prison
um
an empty prison notably
yes
all of the doors
are open
um
i
as you are looking
you are
maneuvering about
you are seeing something
and then
suddenly
um
you're
you're seeing the area
there's
there's
there's very little noise here
except ambience
you're
you're
you're using your mind sight
to
to peruse through
as you do
um
suddenly
various
vox hymns
begin
blasting
this
cacophonous
uh
sound
give me a difficulty
to toughness
test
oh
toughness
yeah
all right
uh
roll
please
please
there we go
i've failed
okay
you are
blasted
out of your mind
by the hymns
that are blasting
out from that area
sent back
to your
body
as though
like
you
you've been
pushed
out of the facility
from your mental scrying
uh
by these
like
very
discordant
blasts
of vox hymnal
there isn't even
language in it
it's just was
ear piercing
sound
uh
like the sounds
the servitors
were making
just
on a whole
different level
it's like
several modems
going
yeah
carona's gonna come back
just
oh
oh
oh
oh
headache
oh
that's bad
or is it a brain freeze
i hate those
oh
yeah
yeah
yeah
fucking
yeah
so
we're at a prison
of course as you remember
for the briefing
all of the cells
are open
nobody's inside
so
jailbreak
naturally
you should ask
alden a little bit
about those headaches
i'm so sorry
there's
i'm sorry
we were supposed to like
wrangle everyone up again
right
i forget
i
probably
no no the brief
the briefing clearly said
the prisoners were here
incorrectly
and we're actually here
to talk to them
to bring them back
to the imperial light
was that
was that before
or after
the
uh
situation
where
it was opposite world
hey thurston
uh
it
it was before
the gene stealers
arrived
oh
yeah
i have scholar one
what do i need
can i roll
to see
if i recall
if that information
is correct
if you
if you roll a six
if you roll a six
on its dice roots
okay
there it is
well
it's a four
it's a four
oh
oh well
damn
i lost
wow
well
next time
we're gonna come back
to hear
ruse's
um
maybe not
entirely accurate
interpretation
of the briefing
that's how we're gonna
start next session
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