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welcome to snip and sip the podcast
where we cut through the noise about plastic surgery
while sipping our drink of the day
I'm your host
Doctor Scottsale from my real name Doctor Moda
we're gonna talk about funny
we're gonna talk about trends
we're gonna spill the tea and all the secrets
alright guys welcome back to episode 15 of snip and sip
I know we've been slacking lately
but I'm joined by my two lovely co hosts
to my right I have Nurse Scottsdale
my wife and to my left I have Alondra or Lonnie
okay the social media coordinator
hmm that was kind of sad
like she just rolled her eyes at you
she always rolls her eyes
I know what's waiting Alondra
that's your name well
it's true is that not your name
it's Lonnie I already knew
I already know what's going on
alright how do you spell Lonnie
Alondra is how you spell it
spell it okay
why you didn't name her you're not her
I know tell her what is the topic of today's podcast
well what is it
oh me
okay it is Martin Craw themed
given that it's coming up
and this might be posted after it's already up
after it's already we don't know yet
no I would disagree
so we're talking about basically pre Easter
Mardi Gras episode 15
and part of the reason we decided to go this route was
cause we just got back from the Super Bowl right
they didn't take me with them
I could have gone thank god
thank you thank you
thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you thank you
yeah I think
I have an issue with paying for a 15,000 dollar ticket
you could have just stayed outside
you could have written it off is what I'm saying
you can write anything off
but that still means you have to spend the money
well then you wouldn't have to pay taxes on that money
see I'm helping it's a business write off right
yes
what you guys don't understand
I'm gonna teach her a lesson about write offs
is if you have a dollar
and you're in the highest tax bracket
Uncle Sam gets about 50 cents of that dollar
now if I spent that dollar then I would pay no taxes
but then I would have no money left but then no taxes
so
you mean the government doesn't pay for the write offs
nope you pay for it
you just don't have to pay for it
she thinks everything is a write off
because I'm writing everything
she's spending every day thinking it's a write off
it's a write off so I've been wrong all this time
there is no right off there is no right off
but before we get too far into this episode
numero skince
numero UNO cinco is what is our drink of the day
um what you inspired this drink you guys is a Hurricane
there was no Hurricane glasses
even though I had some
but my wife made me throw them away
because I used to go to New Orleans
they clutter every so often every time I'm not here
you guys should clutter more
oh my gosh it's good
that's my drink
if you guys saw my stories
you would see that
I posted an actual Hurricane from Pat O'Brien's
cause it's the original Hurricane
how was it Jay it was great
and here or in the Hurricane here is good
but over there was even better
well it's a preparatory mix with rum
that's it I like rum
I'm missing
did it get you Lady Titty
oh yeah
it didn't get me it didn't get me any titties
I can tell you that for sure
not even those right there
but we got too drunk with just one drink
just one got you yeah
no I wouldn't say too drunk
I think she's mis speaking well
where the point
we just went back for ourselves and slept
so yeah we took a plane on Saturday right
we got up at like seven got to the airport at 8
got on a plane at 9 we're in New Orleans by 2 and again
there's a two hour time change
so the flight was maybe like two two and a half hours
we got to our Airbnb which was a fucking disaster
excuse my French it was literally a disaster right
it wasn't that bad I would say
I mean it wasn't it wasn't horrible
I would give that Airbnb 0 titties out of two
if you look at our Tasty Tuesdays
but I literally left them a one star review why
what made it so bad
I'll let Jay explain that one location was great
great because you were able to walk to the stadium
from there and it wasn't that bad
and I was wearing high heels
yes and it was a button
but she still complained the whole way like
oh my God on the way back
cause it had been the whole day of me just walking in
in heels that's not true
we didn't walk the whole day
but most of the day yes
we did we just took one of those little rides
one of those little rides that was $100 to take us
basically five blocks
but it was long blocks for sure
you could have carried her for free
it was some money we spent for her
I would have spent
you could have carried her for free for that
we we kind of did
we even took carry on passengers that like hey
can we hitch on the ride if not
it would have been $200 oh
like come on and split it
yes we split it
but here's the catch okay
it wasn't that far but because we had this a bicycle
oh no
no no
it was it was a golf cart
so it had to go on the street instead of a bicycle
which could kind of like
skip through the sidewalks and stuff
it was five blocks but we had to loop around and one
every street was closed known to man
so we it was only one way in and out
so that's one but before we get there
let's talk about this Airbnb okay
so I get this Airbnb like three weeks before
and I'm like I know New Orleans
I used to go there like every couple of months
when I lived in Florida in the military and in college
we would go at least like twice a year
so I've been to New Orleans a lot
not that I know it really well
but I've been there a lot
um and yes
those were some nights that
I probably don't remember all that well
the hurricanes were hitting too hard
oh yeah
that and the hand grenades and all kinds of stuff
lots of jello shots you name it
I've seen lots of titties in New Orleans oh
it is what it is so you know
I didn't see hers though so anyway
but we show up to this Airbnb and we're like thinking
we get there to the address we were given
and there's one of those little lockboxes
lockboxes and we're trying to put in the
the the number that they gave us and it wouldn't work
he tried calling them a few times
nobody's answering we're like
we're outside and it's kind of hot humid
you know yeah
anyway
finally somebody calls you back after I don't know
maybe 10 minutes 15 minutes and then they're like
oh no you have to go through the back
and it was like a long way to go to the back
and it was like what
it's basically like this long hallway
a 3 foot long alleyway to the back of this place
and remember when you're in New Orleans
everything's on stilts so it's pier and beam
meaning everything is elevated because if it floods
the water can go underneath the house
and not destroy it or ruin it
everything's elevated
and so needless to say
it's a duplex that's really long
cause everything is long and skinny
cause there's not a lot of real estate
and so we get there
and then we're going and you're like okay
this is kind of weird
and the duplex next to us was nice
it was two stories
it was built up and they had a really big fence
we get to the back end of the stairs
and so we climb up the stairs and then there it is
we punch the code and literally
there's like four locks to get in the door
so two on the outside
two on the inside and and sure enough we get in there
we're like okay
not so bad and then as we start walking in
we realize the duplex only
goes like part of this long way
and then we we have to pee
so we get to the bathroom
we realize like it's unleveled
so as you stand like if if you're not careful
you're gonna like tilt over
so they had I guess to make more money
they put an accessory dwelling unit
an Adu on top of a duplex
that had piping from one of the duplexes below
that
I guess because there's something wrong with the roof
it started to like level in
so nothing on that second story was level
was flat and went in
I I sit down on the couch and I'm like my gosh
it looked like that couch had been
jizzed on more times than you can count
because it was literally stained everywhere
I didn't have a black light so I didn't
I didn't get into that
literally there were stains everywhere
it's supposed to be white but it was brown like stop
that's so nasty
I'm not even kidding at least take pictures of it
you should
I did I did take pictures um on the screen here no
I'm just kidding yeah
I mean we could um at least the bed look clean
there wasn't any pubic hair anywhere on the bed um
and then after that I'm like alright honey let's go
so we just left our stuff
and we started walking to Bourbon Street
cause that's the only place I know
so it took us about a 12 minute walk
which is not crazy well
actually 15 with the lights
we get to Bourbon Street and I'm like hey
do you want a drink and she's like
well yeah
I I want
I want a what did you want
a daiquiri
so I got her a daiquiri
but I didn't tell her I put an extra shot
cause if you've been to New Orleans
you can add extra shots to your daiquiris
and she's like I felt it
I didn't know but I felt it
so literally after 10 minutes
that's it she was done
she was toast she's like one drink in
no like not even a full drink
cause here's the catch like we go throughout the day
we get home
and the drink that she had might have been like this
and it was still half full by the time we got home
well cause the drink was melted
so it's just it's a decaying it
it it
it's already iced no
it doesn't evaporate
so you drank half of a decaffeinated
it is yeah
so it is what it is it's not like half of it melted
but we went to eat and then we had another drink
oh my gosh I love how she makes stuff up
but anyways I had a Pat
Pat O'Brien's Hurricane
I drank mine and then she's like hey
you want some of mine and she's like
oh I'm so good
I'm so good I don't need
anymore and I'm like looking at it and I'm like
my gosh
there's like two thirds of it left but we don't drink
I start drinking hers
we go have a early lunch dinner at pesh or P E C
H E s which is really good by the way
so like Pash Pash yeah
or Pash um we didn't have reservations
and literally there's like a three hour wait list
so luckily we're just standing there
and some people at the bar leave
and so we get these spaces
and somebody looks at me like
you took my seat motherfucker and I'm like
I'm sorry I looked the other way
and I just sat down and started ordering
and then some other guy sat next to us
who was kind of interesting
and we were talking about our seats and he's like oh
well I
I bought Matt Ishibia's suite from him
from the Super Bowl that he's like oh
he paid a million
but we paid a quarter of a million dollars for it
a quarter of a million is crazy still yes
for a suite on the field that had what
25 tickets with it
well he could have sold all those so think about it
it's probably cheaper than what it was
it was cheaper to go to a suite
all inclusive for a quarter of a million dollars
10,000 per ticket you're on the field all the drinks
everything you can eat for 10,000 a ticket
we paid like 15 grand plus per ticket
and we weren't having all you can eat
that's crazy but we still got pretty good seats though
yeah we were sitting on row one
we saw Trump whether you're a Trump fan or not
and they didn't invite me
of course not
we would never they invited my other sister last time
but not me uh yeah
we like her better oh okay did she film stuff for you
yeah what did she film
doesn't matter yes it is it doesn't matter yes
it does she doesn't get paid
I know do you not get paid to do this
okay okay
enough that that's what I thought but anyways
the Super Bowl was fun and again
to tie this all back in
we did the Super Bowl cause it was in New Orleans
Mardi Gras
hence the Mardi Gras theme
that's why we have purple
that's why we're drinking hurricanes
and that's why she has beads even though well
I had to use them and I flashed my sister to get these
my sister gave me these
I literally flashed you for every bead
did I not
I for half of the bees
she did flash me I I saw the butt one too
she flashed her butt no she didn't flash your butthole
that was him the the butt hole yeah
I have a pretty good fall that's why I have to eww no
no no
but how was like the actual experience being like
bro 1 at the Super Bowl
like what team were you guys rooting for
first of all and seeing it
seeing uh
the Chiefs go down hard I was kind of glad
I mean we're
I'm not fans of either teams
but I
we've seen the Chiefs three times now in the Super Bowl
cause we've got to three Super Bowls in a row
it's kind of like a new thing that I decided I'm like
why not go I mean
two years ago was here last year it was in Vegas
and then this past year it was in New Orleans
and I was like okay
it's in Vegas it's close
it's here why not
hey New Orleans is fun
why not so we went
and I would say this one was probably my most favorite
it it was a better experience all around
wouldn't you say yeah
I want to say so too
what do you think about the concert though
I don't
the halftime show the halftime show
everybody's like cause we're there first row
I don't think it's as fun as watching it on TV
because you're so far and you're like level
what is fun is just watching all the setup
cause it happens like super quick
yeah but the actual concert like
and it's that's crazy
it was alright from someone
the best part on TV was it was kind of not like us
it was kind of mid
just because like he played a lot of his new stuff
my favorite part was SZA actually
like her singing I didn't even know she was there
until after the concert no
she was there I know
but I didn't like
even though we were there looking at it
there's just so much
and you don't get to see the best actions shots
you don't get to see the angles
you don't get to see who's there
that you're just looking at
a mess of people moving around
there's so many things going on
hmm that I could see him
but that was it
I didn't even know Serena Williams or Scizza Scizza
not Scissors Scissors was there
like I didn't know that until after the concert
because I had no idea
because even though you're sitting row one
the concerts on the 50 yard line
and it's just 50 yards away
and no matter how good your vision is
you're not gonna be able to tell exactly who it is
versus on TV they zoom in and it's like
I'm looking at you or you right here
eye to eye so it was so it's a different experience
you didn't see how good she looked nope
no she was kind of far
but who was last year who
who was that was that Rihanna
no that was 2 years ago
no that was 2 years ago
who was last year I forgot
where was it Vegas
Vegas was that usher with the roller skate
oh yes
yes it was usher
yeah or was it the
no it was all
it was all the reduos of everybody right
no remember the roller
and some people fell and broke their
oh that's right
that's right that's right
that's right
was it the year before where they did all the recap of
like Ella Coolidge
Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg
that was before married that was before okay
yeah that was a while ago
but I think probably the best half time was
maybe the one here in Arizona
with Rihanna with Rihanna
when she was pregnant when she was pregnant
I think that was the best honestly
like just being there or watching
um and I was like
man she kind of looks fat from a distance
it means cause she was pregnant
cause she was pregnant
isn't her man and going to jail right now or something
she has a man yes
she's ASAP Rocky
I don't know oh my gosh
you guys need to be in touch with stuff
but the the show was like
I don't know cause we watched it on the TV
obviously not live but it just
I don't know wasn't you were watching it live
wasn't it happening as it was going
yeah I don't like it
I get like all the like the dissing and stuff
but I don't know I feel like us
it's a Super Bowl it should be more like
it should pack a punch like it should be
it did but I saw all the memes
all the tik toks of parents looking at the show going
like what the fuck is this
so many people just sitting down
like probably like trying to see who is this
who is that what are they singing his new songs
it's like people don't really know
and it's rap so you can't sing along to it
sure you can I mean
there was a little kid who was like 5 years old
jamming out right next to us
no right rapping to yeah
but you can't sing
but most of the people there were not were like lost
like we sat on the Philly side
and literally
it was a bunch of white people that were like
what was that what's going on
what's going on that's funny
and I'm not trying to be racist
but there was um our
our usher was there and I don't know if she knew this
this kid but he was singing along
he was jamming out
and he was probably the highlight of the halftime show
cause he was like
jamming out to like every single word hmm
but one of them I think was a new new song
but no why I brought up SZA earlier is because I know
we just filmed a TikTok about
like her surgeries
I think she looks really great
but I know she said like she
she's unhappy with some stuff that she's had done yeah
like she's she kind of regrets it
but like now it is what it is
like she's good with it either way now
but to me she seemed a little overweight no
I mean from far away
she gained weight like she looks a little yeah
she slim thick thick or just slim thick yeah
cause she used to be really skinny okay like you I wish
so she gained weight so she got all this done
and then gain weight to keep her BBL
because she was really skinny before
so she gained weight I believe
to have fat for her butt and then like to keep it
so she was like trying to maintain it and it just
you know to gain a lot of gain
gain more weight than she needs yeah
but I think it like fits her
I don't know like
I think she looks so cute and like her nose is so like
she looks like a little doll
personally well
whatever floats your boat
is the purpose of plastic surgery
excuse my French
it doesn't effing matter what anyone else thinks
as long as you're happy if she's happy
that's all that matters
it doesn't matter whether we're talking shit
someone else is talking shit about her if she's happy
that's all that matters
that's what plastic surgery is about
it's empowering you not somebody else
not doing it for somebody else
but I'll disagree with the sense that
depending on who you are and what you are
and what you wanna see you don't wanna change races
and what I mean by that is everybody says I want this
well that doesn't dynamically look good on you
just because it looks good on someone else
so if you want a really big booty
but it doesn't really fit your frame
it doesn't look good
doesn't matter if you gain weight or lose weight
if you want a nose that's a certain ethnicity
and you put it on a different race
it's not gonna look good
that's why we have things called ethnic rhinoplasties
which basically means
we're trying to refine the features on somebody's nose
but still fit their face their frame
their ethnicity to look balanced and good
not to be like hey wow
you're this person and you're like
that really stands out like a sore thumb
it's like you have a White House
and you paint a yellow door in the middle of it
does it flow no
could it work sure
but it doesn't make sense
you want it to be balanced so maybe off white and white
fine but it still has the theme
it still looks good maybe it's like you
because you're a surgeon and you notice it
but like as the common folk
everyone wants like a not everyone
but majority of people want the little white girl nose
like up like
you know I'm talking about little button nose
uh huh and but I do but like I said
I don't think that looks good on everybody
especially if you have certain facial aesthetics
that certain ethnicities or races have
it's not gonna look good it's not gonna look balanced
it's like having a toothpick with this massive butt
it just doesn't look good
and so I get where she's trying to gain weight
to kind of even things out
but ultimately it's not gonna look good
because when you gain weight to do something
unless you're gonna keep it
it's not gonna look good you're gonna lose the fat
you're gonna lose the shape
you might end up lumpy
bumpy cause you had lipo at a smaller weight
and as you gain weight
you're still gonna have what leftover fat is there
that's going to increase in size
because you have to store that energy
which is what fat does
it stores energy so that's my two cents
I mean what do you think Jay
I mean like you just said
if it looks good to her
and if you want a little button nose
and you're African American
I mean if it looks good to them
it looks good to them and like I said
I don't have a problem with that
but my my standpoint is
is this is a conversation you have with the patient
because once you do something
sometimes you can't undo it
once you do certain aspects of the cutting or
this or that
you can't take it away you can help improve it
but you might not be able to get it back to where
what somebody would want and when I do rhinoplasties
I have this conversation with our patients
sometimes they're like hey
I want a more masculine nose
because they went and had a rhinoplasty
and now it looks more feminine
and as a guy
you don't necessarily want the white girl button nose
yeah if you're a guy
but if you get that nose
because that's what your surgeon does
it's not gonna look good on you
that's no different than ethnic noses or you know
certain races that have certain
it doesn't match your face and
and that's the whole point
that's the whole point of all plastic surgery again
it is about expectation it is about what you want
and I'm not disagreeing with that
if she's happy that's all that matters
but I would sit here and just say
it just looks weird to me
because it doesn't fit her face so
so if I want to go like triple DS
you already have triple DS okay
maybe J's some J's what's it
some J's well then you'd get more beads that's true
I would have more how about I just give you the beads
and you can keep the boobs
you earn those though do you guys
my butthole earned those all right
do you guys think Drake's butt fits his frame
do you guys think that's a BBL
let's put it this way
it's going to be impossible to ever know baby L Drezy
okay don't ever do that again
don't even try it's not even funny
I'm not even laughing
cause it hurts my ears more than it hurts yours
it was laughing yeah
she's laughing at you not with you with me huh sister
there you go the silence is crazy it's deafening
thank goodness
but no like you don't wanna hear me sing yeah
no it'll be even worse but let's talk about Drake okay
let's talk about guys male plastic surgery
the goal of male plastic surgery is for nobody to know
what the f you had done
that is the goal so if he had surgery
his surgeon did a really effing good job
because you can't officially tell
and
the only person who might be able to tell is somebody
who can grab his ass and see if it's fat
or if it's muscle
ABS you can tell based on scarring
but unless you're looking at him butt naked up close
you might not be able to tell where those scars are
but there are scars
there are signs that give surgery away
it is impossible for any surgeon
who does surgery to not leave scars okay
so
everyone who's touched Drake that doesn't have an NDA
leave it in the comments
that doesn't that doesn't exist okay
I understand everybody that talks to Drake has an NDA
just like wasn't there a story about somebody
who had sex with them
and wanted to use the condom to impregnate himself
but he puts hot sauce in there so they're like
and then he knows like bitch
what are you doing they still got pregnant
no they didn't
well he's he has a kid
he does
but how do you know he didn't actually try that one
I don't think how do you know
I think that's what the loss
how do you know wasn't that what it was about
no he said that's my kid
after a while it was like court of like
it was after the kid is born and you deny it
and then later it's like oh
I'm sorry I'm denying the kid
sorry for denying well
I mean if if that person put out to him
how many other guys was she trying to
no she was just waiting for Drake to knock her up right
but
she was waiting for the next rich guy to knock her up
she's not gonna get pregnant from just a Joe
blow off the street how do you know
cause she's not if she's trying to get him is
because she's obviously has a plan
do we know what she looks like
let's look it up and I'll put a picture here
so you guys can see who Drake's baby mama is
I'm curious to see if she's actually a hottie or if
she's just really good in bed
you guys know what I'm talking about
oh my gosh
she's really pretty actually
she's both which one
the this one cause that's his son
not what I expected I expected better looking uh
I think she's really pretty
but I think I think
I think they have
I think they have a really pretty kid though
uh huh he's so cute
he is freaking adorable
and now he's gonna be freaking famous up the wazoo well
he's in his songs
I mean he's a cute kid
he is cute but um
no he dates like everything
like everyone like except you
he probably would if he was here
no
no Drake's a hoe even like
what's your name and you're not
and you're not I'm not a hoe
I'm a virgin but
but you know Bobby the
she's like she does podcast
like she interviews a lot of famous people
she's very like monotone awkward
like that's her like you
I'm not awkward most of the time
most of the time but apparently like
that was like a thing that like
after you hooked up with her
well see
you don't know you don't know if they hooked up
but like
I guess someone came back and like her clothes were off
so like after like a minute or so
they finished the podcast and then everyone left
so they thought
and then someone walked back in like a minute later
and like her clothes were off
and they were like making out and stuff
she was naked but they were just making out
well we we don't know everything is like allegedly
so there's no proof
well there's the testimony of this guy who
who could be making it up
could be making it up yeah
he could be making it up he could be or he could not be
but I also saw another interview with um
I forgot who it was but it was also Bobby and they
they mentioned something like oh
oh Drewski maybe
but she was like it was only a minute
it was only a minute she was being fake
she's like so you did do that
it was only for a minute
so it's just kind of like a legend
so if you have sex for a minute
does it count as sex no
cause it was just a tip
maybe it was just a one pump chump
if you don't remember it doesn't count
what man
because then it didn't happen cause you don't remember
it doesn't count maybe it's like a couple of seconds
yeah so then that doesn't count
that doesn't count not for STDs
it'll count for sure that doesn't count
all it takes is just a tip for an STD
oh God okay
but overall
like New Orleans was a good it was good time
it was good besides the Airbnb
good food it was good food
it was good food we're gonna ask about the food
what was the your favorite food you guys tried there
um I still like that first place that uh
piche or piche uh huh
because we had a seafood platter so we had uh oysters
what else we had crab um
we had gumbo we had like
we had the gumbo which is really good seafood salad
yeah a couple of them
they were all different but they were great um
and then we went to the other
the other place and then we got home
and we had to do Uber Eats at like 10:00
cause we fell asleep when we got home
after our one and a half drinks and her half a drink
we literally fell asleep and I woke up and I was like
oh
my head hurts and then I went to shower and I was like
is it like four in the morning
and I look down and it's like 9:30
you guys are sad but we were supposed to go back
we were supposed to go back to Burger Street
you have if you had your kids with you
and then we were supposed to go back out right
she was hungover
I was hungover and this is from one and a/2 drinks
oh my God I showered and she's like
I can't go anywhere I said do you wanna go
she's like no really
so then I Uber Eats
and it literally took almost two hours to get
her Uber Eats
yeah that was I ordered some cookies some water
oh my God from like CVS
and then I got her some Indian food from
food for like three places right yeah
I was like what day you guys were that hungover
yeah but we didn't eat at all until like the next day
like after the Super Bowl
we got back and then we went to sleep
and woke up and got an Uber and came home hmm
well have you guys ever gone like for Mardi Gras
I know you said you've gone in the past
I've been there for Mardi Gras
I haven't no
well how was it
hmm it's a lot of drinking
it is way too many people
I'm glad we didn't go down to Bourbon Street
cause people were getting shot and
you know
thinking about all the poor Chiefs fans that are like
hey we're gonna watch history
you did you got your ass beat in a historical fashion
and you can tell who I was rooting for right guys
I was rooting for Philly cause again
yep I I root for him because I
I felt bad for him cause I
I used to watch Alabama always beat Texas A&M
cause I went to A&M and he got dogged in college
but he didn't quit he stayed there for a year
even though he lost his job in the biggest stage ever
and then he was the one of the reasons
they ended up winning a championship
I think the following year
and then he left he's like
I didn't leave because it was tough
I left I paid my dues
I did what I needed to do
and then he left and then everyone's like oh
he's not gonna be great and
and the pros no way
and now he's a Super Bowl champion
before the guy who replaced him in college
it's crazy so I root for hurts yeah
I root for him cause he's pretty
mm hmm that counts as that counts the same thing
but there was a lot of security though everywhere
you felt safe I felt safe walking oh
you know what's funny that we
we kind of took for granted
when we were on Bourbon Street on Saturday
you know the Super Bowls on Sunday
I was like gosh
why do they have all these things
out in the middle of Bourbon Street
literally blocking the entire street
well guess what
that's where Lady Gaga was performing the
oh shit uh huh
the the National anthem or everything in the
that at the beginning of the Super Bowl
that you're watching
that was literally on Bourbon Street Live
where we were like I'm like
what is all this shit stage like right in the middle
literally the street is is big enough for one car
and they took up everything
except for like
a little alleyway from each side for people to walk
and I was like what is all this for
and sure enough at the super
I'm like holy shit
that's happening right there
where we were maybe like the day before
and I was like it was pretty cool
that is cool well
what is Mardi Gras because I hear about it
I know when I was in
like I was learning French in high school
we would do like a little Mardi Gras parade
it's I don't know
Marty Gross is nothing more than a Celebration
at least for my perspective
Celebration of what I don't know
it's basically getting ready for Easter
to show your boobs yes
so how does Easter and flashing have to it's
it's dynamically different because I mean
Easter the
the big thing in New Orleans is what's called
Fat Tuesday right
cause then the next day
the next day is what Ash Wednesday
so it's the last day before you could maximize
all your sins all your whatever right
cause once it's Ash Wednesday
then you start lent
right or am I missing something right
I don't know you're the Catholic
well
I I would say I'm a cafeteria Catholic unfortunately
so it's like
you do all the bad things before you start repent
yeah and like I said
I'm I'm a dumbass when it comes to all this stuff
so I I couldn't sit here and say
other than I know Mardi Gras
usually two weeks before Fat Tuesday
and so usually that weekend right before Fat Tuesday
it is a fucking free fall everywhere
you can't walk you're literally moving like this
and then when people flash
you gotta just look over cause it ain't much
I'll tell you
there's been times where you're just walking
and people are literally having sex
in the middle of the street
like nothing just going to town
that's crazy see
I thought and it's like the cops are like next
just like look looking around like whatever
and there's lots of parades
they throw beads is there kids
yeah during the day but not at night
but what what I was saying was
isn't Fat Tuesday Mardi Gras
no I guess Mardi Gras is the whole like season
like Mardi Gras is like two weeks like in French
isn't that Marty Grosh stands for Fat Tuesday
Noody Marty yeah
Marty is Tuesday and Grosh is fat maybe yeah
it's Friday Tuesday
okay but um
like I said it's usually a two week ordeal
where those weekends are the most expensive
time to go to New Orleans
yeah absolutely insane cabs everything and like I said
I haven't been to Mardi Gras per se
in probably like 20+ years
not since like college days during that time
and you were getting lady titties on the street
literally and this is when you
this is when you used to have cameras
that you had to wind
and then take into the store to get developed
probably like 30 years so it was okay
so those are back in I know people are buying
I looked on Facebook Marketplace the other day
cause they're like they're really cute
$100 for like an old Sony
like a beat up camera and I'm like
but you wanted to buy it didn't you
oh my God but you wanted to buy it didn't you
oh yeah I did my mom used to have one
I have one I have one right here
can I have it for $200 for $50
for $200 now it's an antique now it is an antique
that's crazy and I have it
and it's 30 years and it still totally works
and it's super slim sadly
he has a lot of crap from like being a hoarder
sometime works out
it does when it comes back and becomes antique
I'm an antique now oh my gosh no
you're I'm more expensive now than I was before
I'm an antique
any right do you guys think
people who live in New Orleans are like
I need a boob job
because every year I'm gonna have to flash
nobody has to flash anything but remember guys
if you go to New Orleans and you want beads
you gotta show the dick that's just the way it works
it's not the butthole no
it's all about the dick and it's funny
no one wants to see dicks
no one wants to see that you'd be surprised
but there's guys that would literally
whip it out and you're like
holy shit it's like their forearm
like it whips out
and then it's funny because sometimes you're like
it's not real
and sure enough it would it would be fake oh
so they like
they like pretend to pull it out and then it's like
holy why are you looking that hard
because everybody's looking like holy shit
how does this guy have all these fucking beads
and then you just wait around and sure enough
somebody throws these big old beads
it's funny
and then he whips out this like 12 inch Dildo
basically skin colored
you would never know and he's like
next time just just be smart guys
if you want the beads
and then you give them to the girls
so you can see the goodies
oh my God that's actually he was really smart
he was like hey I'm gonna use this to get beads
that's just a horny man who then
who then gives it away and then gets to see goodies
oh my gosh
be surprised what people do for beads down there hmm
like it's the pants
the bigger the beads the more you get well
they do that at other festivals too
like Country Thunder
they like they throw beads at you for titties
and then people like set up like
cause you could buy the spot
it's like a festival like your spot
and then they have RVs
and they'll have like little tents
like show us your boobs for your beads
mm hmm I'm like
it's everywhere now I said if you wanted to
you could but I just didn't want her tits everywhere
all over the internet besides my phone
that's not all over the internet well
I hope not well I say do it Janet
because I'm always supporting you and all that you do
cause I'm a supportive sister
but I have them for a reason yeah okay
alright I'm gonna be newly anointed single
since I'm gonna have my divorced wife here
who's gonna go and flash everything for beads
if you see her on Instagram with beads
mind your business
that means they
they already saw the goodies that they don't care
they don't need to mind their business
cause it's out there well
when you see when you see them like before
I don't know now but like do people look good
cause I know like in Brazil
like where they have like all those festivals
they
that's the real fucking Mardi Gras Brazil throws down
yeah on Instagram I always wanted to go but yeah
amazing like they look good like a real Brazilian
real deejayero for yeah
Mardi Gras holy shit but they all look great though
like all the women they are well
cause they've all had surgery did not all
but like I said
most of them like it's a rite of passage
they're totally socially acceptable with get work done
look your fucking best always
there's nothing wrong with that
but in the US we're like uh
and I think surgery cost less
cause there's way more plastic surgeons on there
than there are here
weren't they like the number
like they're up there with like North Korea and like
yeah they do North Korea
South Korea North Korea
not North Korea I'm not the South America
like Venezuela used to be one of the ones too
because of the models one of the top hey
I mean there's pretty people everywhere guys
Columbia
don't judge yourself based on what you see on Instagram
or other places you be you
but if you wanna be a better version of you
that's where plastic surgery can help
if that's what you're looking for
so remember that
we don't probably be like a solid 2 in Brazil
no you'd be a zero ah
you'd be a zero you'd be in the negative
no I'd be a 10+
you know why no
you cause I'm a plastic surgeon no
that's why I'd be a 10+ no
you don't have Drake's butt
I don't need it yeah
you do cause I can make it
damn Jenny you would be a ten
she's a 10 everywhere
you just need a tan and you'd be good
she doesn't need a tan yes
she does I like her white
oh I like you tan Jenna and orange
orange orange
that's my tan is orange
yeah that's horrible
that's horrible
okay well
but that's the thing you know what's funny
I I have pictures like old pictures
like I said polaroids that
not polaroids but film that we would develop and print
damn film yeah
and like some of those
you know photo albums that I have had
some of the pictures from college
and I was going through them when we moved here
cause I was trying to declutter
and I was looking and I'm like
oh my gosh
half the pictures I look at the women and I'm like wow
they had boobs right
and I'm like God
that was a really bad boob job
why do you have pictures of random boobs
because from like 30 years ago
because they were in a photo album
and I developed a border and that's okay
but I'm okay but I
but I would look at the pictures and I'm like
oh my gosh
they were flashing their boobs and they were ugly
they had capsular contracture
they had bad scars they had had lifts and I'm like
man don't ever let this man take a picture of yours
I never noticed this but obviously
I didn't know what plastic surgery was
when I was in college but now I'm like
that wasn't that great and back then I was like
oh look at me
I got to see boobs and I was 21 years old
like that's so cool I will say even me
like I'm more desensitized to
I look at naked people all day and you're like yeah
whatever yeah I don't even think twice now
but now I notice things that I like
I would never have noticed before
like she's had the glow up from bleeding
and plastic surgery no
I look ratchet right now but like uneven
you can see her little
before we can post a picture right here no
we don't need to post a picture
so you can see what she used to look like
I'm taking it right here
right here right here right here no
we'll put it right here no
no no
no I'll make sure to give it to our editors no
it's fine I have them I have proof no
you don't no
you don't that's a hippo violation that you sent me
that's a hippo violation no
it's not yes it is I'm a patient
oh look she just admitted guys yeah
so she she just lost her hippo privileges no
she did not she said she's a patient
I said I'm not a patient okay
so you change your mind why is it I'm not a bitch
there you go now I lost my train of thought oh
word of the day we're gonna throw in there
it's Fat Tuesday if you wanna
DM us on snip and sip on Instagram
with your name and email or phone number
whatever contact information
and what are they getting for free Jay
a free consultation free virtual consultation guys
so we're gonna start doing that
as our giveaway for the first person that
gives us the word of the day
which is Fat Tuesday and according to Lonnie over here
that means Morty girl I think
don't quote me on that
but I think she couldn't Google it before this
but there you go I'm pretty sure that's what it is
but yeah word of the day
next week's episode do you know
no what's next week's episode
please enlighten us Jeanette
do you know but no
episode number sixteen
oh that's it
that's all we know it's women
we're gonna be talking all about women
and celebrating women
cause it's International Women's Day
on the 8th of March alright
there you guys have it
so it might be a little later than that
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