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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, November 22nd, 2024
Episode summary introduction:
The tallest woman had tea with the shortest woman, you can lick your presents this year, Josh is a big fan of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, move over Ozempic it’s hot chocolate season, the Wicked soundtrack is good, Chantel can taste her eyedrops, Chantel was mad at the dog and at Josh because of the dog, our daughter is carrying on Josh’s impatience waiting for a package trait, let’s play slow whack-a-mole, we want to be added to your Christmas card list, The Ice Storm is a Thanksgiving movie we’ve never heard of, mind your own baseboards, and science talk with Josh & Chantel.
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Full show transcript:
This is Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast, and it's a replay of today's full show in about an hour. It's Friday, November 22nd. Today on the show, the tallest woman had tea with the shortest woman. And it's kind of adorable. It is.
You can lick your presents this year. I'll just open them normal, I think. Josh is a big fan of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. And you're gonna be a fan too after this year. Probably not.
I'll probably I'll probably still be Bring out parade mom. No. She loves a parade. I do when it's live This is live. And when I'm actually there.
Pretend. Move over Ozempic, it's hot chocolate season. Keeping that girlish figure. The Wicked soundtrack is good. Is it great?
The new one? I haven't heard the new one. Okay. But you've heard some of it. Yeah.
It's good. I'm excited. Alright. I'm excited for it. Okay.
I can taste my eye drops and it's disgusting. Quit tasting your eye drops. I'm mad at the dog and at Josh because of the dog. It's still not my fault. It is.
Nope. Our daughter is carrying on Josh's impatience waiting for a packaged trait. It's a good trait. Let's play slow whack a mole. It's not as fast as fast whack a mole.
It's slow whack a mole. I get it. I get it. Yeah. We wanna be added to your Christmas card list.
Yeah. And we'll send you one back. The ice storm is a Thanksgiving movie we've never heard of. But it has Christina Green in it. So how would I know?
I don't know. Mind your own baseboards. Good advice. It's science talk with Josh and Chantel. Thank you for listening to our show.
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Just search wake up Classy 97. Enjoy the show. Hey. Happy Friday. Happy Friday.
It's a good day. Why is it a good day? It's it's go for a ride day. I went for a ride today. Well, you went for a drive.
Well, I also rode. I drove and I rode, didn't I? I guess, sorta. I mean, you didn't necessarily walk, so you kinda went for a ride. Sure.
Select your favorite mode of transportation, whether that's a bike, a boat, skates, anything like that. Go for a ride. Movement? Yeah. Scooter?
And it says pack some supplies, see what an adventure the ride takes you on. Go for a ride today. K. Humane Society anniversary day. Love what the humane society does.
Big deal for animals. That's great. National Cranberry Relish Day today. Cranberry relish is delicious. You love it.
You love cranberry sauce. Do. And it is national flossing day. Hey. Are you honest with your dentist about flossing?
Sure. I'm not either. Don't know what is. I do floss when I have food stuck in there. Okay.
It's important. Every day? Do you floss in one day? Day, but often. And do you only floss in one particular area?
Nope. I floss in the area I have the food in first, and then I'll move around and and hit the rest of the mouth because I'm there. I might as well. Good job. You know?
I probably floss once or twice a week. Okay. That's pretty average. I bet that's pretty good. I mean, I'm not saying my gums are the healthiest, but they're not the unhealthiest either.
There you go. 9 out of dentist dentists agree. 9 out of dentists. 9 out of dentists agree. What's up with that one dentist?
He's like, no. I don't agree with anything. You can't make me. You just can't make me. Maybe they should ask more dentists.
Different dentists. Yeah. You know? Right. Quit asking that one guy.
Get somebody who's a little more go along with the team. You know? He's like, oh, yeah. 10 out of 10. I'll I'll say yes.
Why not? Anyway. Hi. Good morning. Good morning.
Happy Friday. It's Jodie. Those are the only days. That's what's going on. Cranberry Relish, Humane Society, and go for a ride.
Did I get them all? No. There was something else. I moved on, though. Oh, okay.
So you'll have to go back and listen on the podcast because I can't remember. It's it's fine. It's Friday. Yeah. It is.
Good morning. The world's tallest woman is 27 year old Rumissa. She's a web developer from Turkey. Uh-huh. She is just under 7 foot 1.
It's pretty incredible. The world's shortest woman Yes. Is Jodie. She is an actress from India. She is 2 feet 7 inches tall.
And they had a tea party. They had a tea party yesterday. They sat down for tea at a hotel in London. Yeah. They said they had a great time despite their height difference.
They have a lot in common. Have you seen the video? Yes. Yeah. It's adorable.
I know. What did she say? You're so precious or something like that. The first time that, the tallest woman saw the smallest woman, she said that of the smallest woman. You were so tiny.
Precious. Yeah. Something to that effect. She was like, you're so tiny. You're so precious.
Look at you, which is pretty funny. So, yeah. No. I thought that was kind of an interesting thing. Guinness, the world record book that I've been reading since I was a kid have, often had, you know, the tallest people and longest fingernails and all that stuff, and they kind of bring them together sometimes.
I don't know if they were involved in the tea party or not, but, certainly an interesting thing, to see and and probably for those 2 to be to be able to go. Like, I'm on one spectrum of the entire world, and you're on the entirely other spectrum of the entire world and be able to talk about It's distress. Challenges and different things that I thought they found commonality too. The teacups that they have, I'm sure are the same size. They don't look like it, though, do they?
Look like the same size of teacup. I think that's really interesting. Because when you look at it in perspective of one person, you go that teacup teacup is huge. And then you see it in this perspective of the other and go, that's That's like a child's teacup. You should trade.
It's so I am so happy that they got to sit down and meet and talk. Yeah. Yep. Super cool. Unlikely friends.
Yeah. And they'll probably keep in touch with them. Right? Yeah. Well, one lives in Turkey and one lives in India.
So I hope they have more opportunities to meet, but that's nice. What a nice story. Seen the video, go check it out. It's really interesting. Or the pictures.
Yeah. The picture is cute too. Yep. KFC is launching a lickable wrapping paper for the gifting season. They gotta quit talking to old Willy Wonka.
Hey, kids. We're not unwrapping gifts this year. We're licking them all day. But be careful because there are some rules. Yeah.
It's a limited edition. It tastes like KFC's original recipe chicken with a refreshing hint of cranberry sauce Oh, refreshing. Aromatic pinch of sage from the aged and onion stuffing patty. That sounds kind of gross. Yeah.
Okay. I don't wanna lick my presents. They said that it the wrapping paper is not intended for human consumption. So don't eat it. So you can lick it, but there's lickable areas of the paper that have a protective cover that needs to be peeled off Uh-huh.
To access the tasty patch. I see. But it is not advised to lick any patches without a protective cover. They also noted that it may require a few licks to get the full flavor. All products used are food safe and nontoxic, but the ragam paper is not vegan or vegetarian friendly.
Alright. There's meat in it. Got meat in it. This is also only available in the u UK. No.
So Well, thanks for bringing it up. Sad for America. Even get it if I want it. So You don't want it anyway. No.
You're right. I don't. But if I did, I can't. Be careful. You can only lick the patches that have the lickable patch.
Yeah. No. That makes sense. The it's not even cute wrapping paper. That's the bad part.
It's not there's a picture I'm seeing. That woman is licking this wrapping paper. I don't think that's a lick of a patch. No way. You're telling me that their advertising doesn't match up with the product usage?
No way. Next, you're gonna tell me that the pictures of the food on their signage doesn't look like the food you get when you order it. Come on. Who are we talking about here? Let's know, world.
She's gonna get in a lot of trouble. No. She's not. She's gonna get sick. That might happen.
She's not gonna get in trouble. She got paid to do that. She did get paid. Gross. Here.
Lick this. Okay. Good. Here's your paycheck. Have a great day.
Wait. Wait. You didn't lick the patch. Yep. You didn't lick the little patch.
Because they in the advertising world, we're going for a certain look. They weren't going for, let's prove this works the way that they intended. They go, no. You gotta lick this gift. Who wants lickable No one.
Chicken wrapping paper. Sell out, but no one wants it. Nobody wants it. Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this.
And what chicken. I don't want my wrapping paper to taste like chicken if I'm gonna have Got meat in it. Flavored food, flavored wrapping paper. It's not gonna be flavored with chicken. With a hint of cranberry.
Come on. An aromatic sage. Yes. Delicious. I can smell it now.
Mostly, it just smells like tongue spit. Ew. Yeah. That's because that's what's left. You borrow somebody's gift, and you're like, this thing stinks.
Crows. Elaine Rat in, Walden Bay, Saskatchewan, Canada. She was just starting her shift at the community store there Okay. When a panicked boy ran in and begged her for help. Oh, no.
The boy's friend had fallen through the ice of a nearby river. Oh my gosh. So without hesitation, she ran to the scene, called out to the boy to keep his head above water. She was inching closer to where he had fallen in. The ice gave way underneath her.
They were both now in the frigid water. Despite the danger, Elaine did manage to lift the boy onto solid ice where he then rolled away from the, hole to safety. And while she was in shock from the frigid water, she kept her wits and was able to pull herself out and escape from danger as well, which is very good news. The final step in the journey was to carry the boy to the store where first responders bundled him up and rushed him what? You said responders.
Responders bundled him up and brushed him to the hospital. While Elaine went home to get a change of clothes, news about her heroic adventure had spread quickly. And when she got back to the store, people from the community had gathered to give her a loud round of applause, which moved her to tears. Aw. Good job.
What a story. That's a store where was this? This was in Saskatchewan, Canada in in Wadden Bay or Wadden Bay. You guys, stay away from the ice. Yeah.
Don't go on the ice. Not safe on the ice. Stay inside all winter long. It's warmer there. It's dangerous.
Yeah. It's dangerous when you go outside. Hypothermia lives outside. And ice? Nice.
I like that she says keep your head above water, but if you're in a sea of ice, there's patches where you won't be able to keep your head above water. You know what I'm saying? I don't know the situation. I don't know if it was, like, ice, but then just fall over there. She's like, hey.
Keep your head up there, dude. Ugh. Yeah. So scary. Good job.
Yeah. Elaine, way to go. A real hero. It's good news to get you going. You like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Again, I like to just kinda have it on. I like the sound of it. I'm not always actively watching it. It takes a while, the broadcast of the parade, and so I'm not just sitting there watching. Some spoilers?
I wanna know what's going on this year. Yeah. You do? Sure. Let me tell you.
K. How many new balloons? Six new balloons. Six new ones? Yes.
Snoopy and Pikachu are gonna be returning. K. Those are fan favorites. And then the 6 new balloons are Minnie Mouse Okay. Extraordinary Nora, and the elf on the shelf.
Who's extraordinary Nora? And I think they've already had an elf on the shelf. Have they? They say it's a new one. I don't know who extraordinary Nora is, but we're also not in the know on kids' shows.
I know. I know. Extraordinary Nora is a an arctic fox. Okay. Cool.
Yeah. It's it looks like there's a book. Okay. Santa's magical arctic fox. Or Cool.
Okay. So then okay. Minnie Mouse extraordinary Nora. Extraordinary Nora has, like, a, like, a really cool tail that looks magical. Oh.
She's extraordinary. Yes. The elf on the shelf, Gabby from Gabby's dollhouse. I gotta look that one up too. Know that reference either.
We don't have little kids. I know. I don't know what's what they're into. So Gabby's dollhouse looks like a show as well as a big toy line. Big time toy line.
K. Then Goku from Dragon Ball. Uh-huh. Dragon Ball z. Yeah.
It's just Dragon Ball. It's just called Dragon Ball here. Okay. That's fine. And Marshall from PAW Patrol.
Alright. I I know PAW Patrol. But which one is Marshall? Is he Marshall is the fire dog. K.
How come Marshall gets, Which makes sense. It's the fire marshal. Marshall, the fire dalmatian. Yeah. But how come he gets to be in the parade?
What about all the other Paw Patrol guys? I mean, that's pretty rude to be overlooked. So that that's that's not true. I'm looking now. I just looked up Paw Patrol parade balloon.
Okay. And the the the police dog has had a balloon. Okay. Alright. Spider man is also coming back.
He took a good one. He took a hiatus, but he's coming back. I like the Spider man balloon because he he's kind of in this, like, stretched out Spidey pose. It's pretty good. It's a pretty good balloon.
Okay. Good. That'd be a good one to be a a balloon handler on. You'd like to be the handler on that one? That's a that's a good one.
Because I think the the handlers, they have to wear that, like, smock thing, but there's also, like, ground Spideys around as well. Is there? Yeah. Do you really know the parade? I don't ever watch it.
Yeah. You gotta get with the parade, man. The Macy's parade is great. Let's see. Performers, Jennifer Hudson, Kylie Minogue, Billy Porter, t Pain.
Okay. Idina Menzel, Jimmy Fallon and the Roots, Dan and Shay, The Temptations. Oh, wow. And then Wicked star Cynthia Erivo Okay. Is gonna be there.
Let's see. Members of the WNBA champion. Cool. And then let's see. The Radio City Rockets will be there.
Always are. And then there's gonna be some Broadway performers that are gonna be there. And Allison Brie is gonna be Oh, fun. The ribbon. That's cool.
I like that. I wonder if they've got that turkey with the with the big eyelids. I wonder if he'll be back. Have you seen him? No.
No. You haven't seen the big turkey with the eyelids? I don't watch the parade. Is cool. They, in the past, have had an Olaf balloon, a bluey balloon.
Oh, bluey. I know. I wanna do this. A, what's the the chicken from Chicken Little? What's his name?
The the animated movie one. Anyway, they've had a balloon of him. Paddington's balloon is really super cool. Oh, I love Paddington. Kermit's balloon is really cool.
Spongebob, they've had, Grogu, Garfield. What did they do with the balloons when they're done with them? I don't know. Yeah. See, Elf on the Shelf showed up in 2019.
They've had they've had They lied. They've had an Elf on the Shelf before. Spidey's cool. They've had a Smokey the Bear. They've they've had so many.
They're so cool. Charlie Brown. I'll have to watch the parade this year. I'll watch it with you. I don't typically like to sit and watch it.
It's cool. But I'll check it out once again. It's a cool time. It just is. It's just cool.
Around the holidays, a lot of people eat a lot of snack foods, and not all of them are the healthiest. I'm not pointing fingers. I'm just saying that there's some, unhealthy snacks. That's all I'm trying to say. And a lot of them are kinda fatty.
K. And I need to watch my figure. Yeah. And, apparently, a cup of hot cocoa can help. And I'm surprised to like this with your figure?
Well, it can help with the fatty foods. And it can protect your heart from negative effects of fatty comfort foods. How so? Well, because it's got cacao in it. And, and there's a what's it called?
It it's called flavanol, and it there's a high amount of flavanol or flavanol in cocoa that can mitigate some of the harmful impacts of high fat foods on your body. So how much how much hot cocoa That's what I'm wondering. Does the person need to drink? So here's what it says. They did a study, and the subjects who drank cocoa with a high fat meal showed better blood vessel function compared to those who drank a low flavanol drink.
Flavonols can also be found in other foods and drinks like apples and tea. So I wonder if apple cider counts as well. Maybe, Josh. I don't know. You love apple cider.
I do. I do. And I don't mind a hot cocoa. Hot. Hot.
Hot. If there's a a a hot cocoa and an apple cider, I'm taking the apple cider. That's so funny. Yeah. Hey.
Your taste buds are so different than mine. I love apple juice. I love apple cider. You hate apple pie? I hate apple pie.
I don't like hot apples. Well, then apple cider is essentially hot apples, isn't it? No. It's a texture thing too because the flavor is fine. It's the texture of a hot apple going.
You make no sense. But you like a hot peach Yes. Which is the same texture as a hot apple. No. Yes.
No. Because, see, a hot an apple starts out crispy. A peach is never crispy. You don't bite into a peach and expect it to go like an apple. When apples get hot and they break down and they go, it's it's different.
It's not the same as a peach. Peach is just lumpy. It's lumpy? Lumpy. It's not lumpy.
Come on. You make no sense. Have some hot cocoa. It'll help with your waistline. I think.
Not you. Just the general you. Is this a sign? Like, are you just trying Whatever you're about to ask, the answer's no. I'm not What are you trying to get at?
Nothing. Dear. I'm trying to nothing. So I've been waiting for the Wicked movie because I've seen the Broadway production twice. And I've seen it once.
So that makes 3 times collectively. And so I've been anticipating this movie. It came out. A lot of people have seen it. A lot of people have given it good reviews.
Okay. I'm sure your own opinion tonight. I'm trying not to read a lot of the reviews. What I did stumble upon was the soundtrack from the movie. Stay away until you watch the movie.
And I'm familiar with the Broadway soundtrack. Yeah. When you got back from New York, this was early on in our relationship after the proposal, all that stuff. We were engaged. You listened to that soundtrack a lot, and I've heard I heard it a lot.
And you would say things like, I really wish I could go back to New York and see it again with you. And then we made that happen just a couple of years ago, and, yeah. Unbelievable. I haven't listened to the soundtrack since, though. Oh, really?
Yeah. I listened to it again after I saw it a couple of years ago. I mean, I'd listen to it every now and then. But But it's it's great. It's very, very good.
The movie soundtrack is different, of course, than the Broadway because there's different singers. They have different inflections. So a part of me is, like, no. That's not right. But then a part of me is like, no.
That's good. This is new. These are new people. Right. I've gotta see I've gotta, like, compartmentalize them because the Broadway thing is I know what that is, and I think the movie is going to be completely different because of the way it's gonna be presented and actors and all that other stuff.
So I'm very curious to see what the movie experience is like versus the Broadway theater experience. It'll be totally different. I know it will, but I wanna know what like, how different. What's gonna be What are the big contrast? So that'll be interesting to see.
Well, there's not gonna be real monkeys flying around. Well, there weren't real monkeys, but you know what I mean. We'll see what happens. There's probably monkeys. Not flying around.
You know? No. Not flying around, like, nearby. 3 d, will it? Well, I guess if they if you have the glasses, it might.
I don't know if you could put it out in 3 d. I am too. It's gonna be great. We are going tonight, but I was gonna get we had plans last night. I wanted to get tickets to opening night, but we had we had other plans.
Well, that was Wednesday night is when it premiered. It did premiere on Wednesday night. Well, I wasn't gonna get tickets Wednesday night. I should have. Tonight's fine.
We're gonna go see it tonight. It's gonna be great. I'm excited. Comfy seat, popcorn, wicked, family. It's gonna be good.
Just the the 3 of us. Beck opted out. Well He's like, no. Thank you. Yeah.
I am good. No. Thank you. I saw it in New York. I don't need to see it again.
I had to drag him along to the one in New York. True story. I think he liked it, though. He just won't tell you. Musical theater is spectacular.
So I'm sure he was like a little bit is like, yeah. It was good. He just can't admit it. Nah. But and, also, I'm not gonna subject myself to that again.
No way. So I got LASIK early this week, and I've been taking some eye drops. I have to take steroid eye drops. Yeah. And they taste awful.
And I'm not You're putting them in your mouth? No. No. I actually did some research on this because you were talking about it. And, it is completely normal Yes.
To be able to taste eye drops in your throat because of the tear duct, which drains tears from your eyes and drains some of the eye drops down into your nose and throat, causing you to taste them. It's awful. It's so bad. Like, it was making me dry heave this morning. Yeah.
No. I heard. I was I was there. I just wanted you to remember. Oh, no.
I heard all about it. I've that's a noise I've heard a lot. You get used to it. You're healing. Things are happening.
A lot. Oh, because, Pregnancy Yeah. I suppose. 2 kids, morning sickness every day, all day for 2 pregnancies, and, and then now this. You're so lucky.
I know. I know what I am, and lucky is top of the list. Well, good. I'm I don't know why they have to taste so bad. Why can't they Quit tasting them.
Giving me a nice tasting steroid. I don't remember tasting mine. You really don't? No. Well But I I had that done, over 4 years ago.
So So it's not something that you you probably put out of your mind. Yeah. Almost 5 years ago. So, yeah, it's yeah. I don't remember.
Yeah. The it's bad. I can't wait to see that. Like? I can't explain it.
Like a it's like a bitter it's bitter. Okay. You know? Like, Sure. It tastes like yeah.
Okay. Well, good luck with it. Hopefully I know. I've got I just looked at my instructions because I'm like, how much longer do I have to do this? A few more days.
No. Oh, and then you have to taper off for another Yeah. Few more days. I have to like, for 2 more weeks. Yeah.
So I have to take I don't remember. Days. Multiple times each day, and then you'll taper off to a few more times a day. It still is like a couple of weeks. Yeah.
I'm gonna taste these steroids forever. Woah. Never. No. Never taste anything good again.
Come on. I was mad at the dog last night, and then in turn, I was mad at you. Why are you mad at me? Oh, because I'm not I have nothing to do with the dog. No.
You do. Wow. Alright. What did I what did the dog do that got me in trouble? Okay.
Because the dog knows that when she needs to be let outside, I'm gonna be the one that lets her outside. So she comes to me when she needs to go outside. And it's cold, and so I don't always like to take her outside. She is a flight risk, and we do have some holes in our fence. And so she has to be Tethered.
Tethered. She's on a tether. And she likes to wrap her tether around Well, she goes exploring, and she gets on the deck and turns around poles and the bird feeder and, yeah, everything. And it's cold. Yeah.
And I don't like to put on shoes. Okay. And so I'm mad already that I have to let her outside. And then you're just casually sauntered on the bed, like, kicked up for the night, and I'm like, oh, I'll go let out the dog because nobody else seems to notice that she needs to be let out. And so then I have to let in the dog, and then I was mad because she had found something over in the corner.
It was dark. She was barking at something in the corner, and I couldn't get her to come back in the house. And I used everything I'm calling from the door, like, do you want a treat? Come get a treat. Uh-huh.
I'm yelling treat. Like, the neighbors probably thought I was a psycho because I'm like, come get a treat. Come get a treat. And she was not having any of it. She was focused on whatever was in the backyard.
So then I have to go outside with no shoes on and no coat, and I'm saying bad words all the way walking out there Yeah. Walking in the cold grass, calling you names. Hey. This is not this has nothing to do with me. Oh, it has everything to do with you.
And then I try to grab her tether, and she's strong. She's only a 15 pound dog, but she's muscle. Yeah. So then she jumps or starts running, and then the rope goes through my hands. And now my hands are sore from the rope burn, then I'm saying a lot of bad words.
And then I was mad. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Go in and sit on the bed next to you, you're acting like nothing even happened. I didn't even know anything happened.
Exactly, Josh. And you you made a huff noise, and I said, oh, was it did you have to step on the grass with bare feet? And you were like, no. The dog the dog and wrap it in the hand and rope burn and and I went, well, thanks for doing that. No.
You did not say that. You did not say that. Yeah. Because it's better if I just don't say anything. It isn't.
Don't engage. You know, oh, well But it's not better if you don't engage. Dog needed some help. Yeah. And then the dog, like, comes walking in like, oh, hey.
Yeah. We're pals. Can I jump up on your bed? And I go, no. Yeah.
And she looks at me like, oh, okay. And then maybe 5 minutes later, she comes back in, and she's like, hey. Is it can I come jump on the bed now? And I go, no. And, again, she looks at me like, oh, still mad.
I see. Yeah. Shit. Because you got that rope burned. How's your hand now?
Oh, it's fine. It healed. Great. Yeah. Grand.
Mhmm. Wonderful. Might I remind you What's that? That I didn't even watch this. There we go.
Here we go. It's a big day in our house because a package is probably arriving, and it's not even mine. No. But guess what? Your daughter is so much like you in so many ways that, it's ridiculous.
You cannot stand waiting for a package. I'm a tangible guy. I like to go to the store. I like to shop. I like to buy the thing and have it in my hand when I spend my money.
Open it in the parking lot. I again, I haven't done that in a long time. Well, we haven't gone to the store to buy something that you've been investing in a long time. So But But, but, nonetheless, there there is not many things that I just dislike more than ordering something online and waiting even a day or 2 for it to arrive. Emery's had to wait.
She ordered something. She ordered some clothes or whatever. I don't even remember what she ordered, but it's been, what, a week? Maybe. She's had to wait a week?
We get updates on her package every single Oh, multiple times. Day. Multiple times. I can't handle it anymore. I'm not invested in this package.
Sure it's supposed to arrive today. I I am, looking at the tracking right now, and I can tell you, based on this tracking, it is out for delivery. That's good news. That is good news because then we don't have to hear about it anymore. November 11th is when the shipping label was created.
So it has been 11 days. Been a while. We've been hearing about this package. She sent us a text of it yesterday going, where's Hawthorne? It's in Hawthorne.
I don't know what that means. I don't know where Hawthorne is. I don't know where that package is. Quit bugging me about your package. It'll get here when it gets here.
Well, it's it's supposed to get here today. So Phew. The the long awaited package. I'm tired of hearing about it. I I gathered.
The 2 of you in your packages. I haven't ordered anything in a minute because I I can't stand it. I just I can't do it. And then the worst part is, depending on who you order from, some of them will just say it's out for delivery, like this package. But then some some of the tracking has gotten like, it's 10 houses away.
It's 9 houses away. Yeah. I've seen those before. And those ones are pretty fun. I just it just builds up the anticipation for it's it's it's almost here.
It's almost here. It's 5 houses away. Oh. I am so not like that. I order my thing, and then weeks weeks weeks go by and I go, oh, I haven't seen that thing.
I gotta I better check on that. Did it get shipped? And then I be more excited about it, seeing the order. And I go, oh, it has shipped. Okay.
It'll be here in a couple of days. Cool. And then I forget about it again. And then it arrives, and I go, oh, yeah. In a lot of jobs you've had, you've had to order things.
Yeah. And and that's probably why you've become desensitized because it's part of a job for you where you have to order stuff, and then it just shows up when it shows up. Because I've ordered things from multiple websites, and then I go, I don't I can't keep track of the packages. Like Right. I know what I ordered, and I'll check it off when it arrives, but I'm not gonna track it.
If I worked in in one of the environments that you worked in before and I and and you were kind of a central purchaser for budgets and things, and I said, hey. I need you to order this for me, I'd probably be bugging you a lot to be like, can you update that? Can you leave me alone? When does that get here? Can you tell me when that gets here?
And then I never order anything for you ever again. That's rude. No. Because it's part of your job. I know it's part of my job.
I did my job. I ordered the thing. You'll get it when it arrives. Tracking information after you order it. I have other things that I need to be doing.
I can't be bothered to track your package the whole time. No. I I what I'm saying is send me the tracking, and I'll track it myself. Oh my gosh. That's what I'm saying.
Once it once the order is placed, just send me the information. I'll keep track of it, and I won't have to bug you again until it arrives. Okay. And then it'll say out for delivery, and I'll walk by your desk, and I'll go, today's the day. Let me know when it gets here, and then I'll call your phone probably at least, like, once an hour and be like, did it show up yet?
Has it shown up yet? Did my stuff arrive? Is it there yet? Did I miss it? I stepped away for a minute.
Is it here? You're a child. Horizontal parenting? Have you heard of this? Negative.
Oh, I don't even know if this is actually a thing, but this video I just watched said this woman said my husband has horizontal parenting down. No. This sounds like let me let me guess. This sounds like I can parent while in a reclined state. Yep.
You got it. Yeah. So what he has done is this is genius. He's made a shirt that it it looks like a map so the kids can drive their cars on his back. Beautiful.
And then he has also made, like, clothes, so he turned himself into a dress up doll. So he's made, like, little hats and pants out of felt. Right. So he can just lay there and like a little Yeah. Paper doll?
Yeah. Then he's made a Tic Tac Toe board Perfect. So they can play Tic Tac Toe. Then he essentially laid over a table or some kind of cardboard box, and there's holes in the box so that he can, like, every now and then, throw a hand up Like a whack a mole. Like a whack a mole.
Yeah. Smart. He has a shirt where you know those pillows and T shirts where you can, like it's like sequins. Yeah. And it makes spaces based on if you push them up or you push them down.
He has that on his back, and then he's given them his kids back scratchers. Yeah. So it's like a Zen garden on his back. Beautiful. Brilliant.
Yeah. This guy's got it figured out. He's got it figured out. Yeah. I can just lay around, and they can be entertained.
And they can scratch my back at the same time. Right? Brilliant. Driving a car on a back feels nice. Do you So having a road map sure I know.
Feels real real genius. Do you think our old kids would be interested? No. I do not. What's the benefit of having old kids?
Now do I think it would be hilarious if you tried? Yes. I'm going to try. Like, oh, I got a road map on my back. Look at this cool shirt I Grab some Hot Wheels.
I'm gonna lay here. Who wants to zen garden on my back? Come 1, come all. Here it is. It's gonna lay here.
I don't think I'll have any takers. I don't think you will either. Sad. The dog will come and see what you're doing, though. Why are you laying on the floor?
The dog. Yeah. The dog. Horizontal pet ownership. No.
Because the dog is just in my face. That dog does nothing good for me. Put a mask on. She'll go away from your face. She does not like that.
She will she doesn't like it, but then she'll try to rip it off my face. That is true. She will try and literally rip your face off. So that sounds unsafe. So I'm probably not gonna do that.
If you have little kids, try any of these. Yeah. No. The horizontal parenting thing is pretty smart. I like that.
Had learned that when I had little kids. Right. I'll just be laying here. Oh, it's a mole. Oh, it's gone.
Oh, there's a mole. Oh, it's gone. These are slow moles. You gotta be quicker than a slow mole. Oh, there's a mole.
The mole keeps coming out of that same hole. Yeah. Alright. There's only one hole. And there's the mole, and the mole is gone.
This is the lamest whack a mole ever. Yeah. That you're thinking of the corn root. Mole. Did you get it?
Nope. Too quick. Slow mo. Last year, you and I made a, special Christmas card for wake up classy 97. Yeah.
And we made it available, to listeners that want to send us a Christmas card. We will send you our Christmas card back. That's what we did last year. And, I was I was thinking we're probably doing that again this year. Let's do it again, Evan.
Like it's the Christmas card season. It feels like when you might be getting together your Christmas card list, and, we wanna be on that list is what I was thinking. It'd be fun to it'd be fun to do it again. We like Christmas cards. I like giving and looking at some of the ones we got last year.
Yeah. I was gonna say we decorated the studio, and in a box, there are the cards from last year, that we received. And we like to hang them on the door and make it all festive in here. Yeah. So they add to the studio.
And, look. If you wanna send us one, you just have to send it to the to the address of the radio station, which is 400 West Sunnyside in Idaho Falls. 83402, I think, is the, ZIP code. But you can just look up, Classy 97's address. Send us a Christmas card.
Put us on your Christmas card list. We will send you one back. Make sure to include your address so we can send it back. But we'll send you the special Josh and Chantel wake up Classy 97 Christmas card. Special.
And this weekend, we gotta make it. We gotta make our card. Alright. It's gonna be good. I have a couple of ideas Do you?
Of what the Christmas card should look like. Okay. Good. I I didn't have a solid idea. I had a couple of thoughts, but I don't have a solid idea.
But we will make them available to anybody who sends us one. We'll send you one back. You're gonna want 1. I know. And So and to the folks that sent us a card last year, we hope we're still on your list.
Send us another one. Send us a send us a new card this year. Because we have nothing on our door right now. The door is empty, and we would love to see some Christmas cards on there. So send us yours.
Put us on your list as you're doing your Christmas cards, and, we'll send you one back. A little Christmas card exchange. Yeah. Let's do it. So, send it over, and, get get us on your list.
That's all I'm saying. Just put us on your list. Please. Please? Please put us on your Christmas card list.
We're good people. Yeah. Please? We'll send you one in in return. Yeah.
It's not like you're doing it for nothing. You get the special 2024 edition of wake up classy 97, the Christmas card. Yeah. Yeah. Please.
Please send us a card. We'll send you one back. Thanksgiving is less than a week away. Maybe you're looking for something to really kinda get you in the Thanksgiving spirit this weekend. There's a bunch of classic, maybe Christmas movie sort of sort of, but that are leaning more toward Thanksgiving.
Such as? Planes, trains, and automobiles. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually, I haven't ever seen this.
The list. Steve Martin, John Candy. It's a comedy. K. 1987 is when that came out.
That one is on the list. K. I'm writing it down. K? Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, also on the list.
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even get to watch The Great Pumpkin. I know. I might just watch that one too.
Okay. Go for it. I gotta rock. It's fantastic. It's such a good they're short.
Let's see. There is, Home for the Holidays. This is Holly Hunter Yeah. Robert Downey Junior. Oh.
Art is in it as well. Home for the Holidays. It's got, Anne Bancroft in there as well. Okay. Let's see.
The ice storm. Dun dun dun. This one is from 1997, and, Sigourney Weaver is in it. Christina Ricci is in it. Oh.
It's a good one. Yeah. I've I've been nice. Watch it. It's good to see now.
The ice storm. Let's see. You love Christina Reeves. Birds is the animated Oh, yeah. It's an animated movie with Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson.
They play 2 turkeys who travel back in time You to try to stop the pilgrims from domesticating turkeys. Free birds. It's a cute idea. Yeah. Then you have, Friendsgiving, which has Kat Dennings and, Jane Seymour, Wanda Sykes.
It's got a bunch of people in it. So there's a few that are very specifically Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving movie. Don't forget. Need to watch that.
There's a couple of them too. One called Thanksgiving, which is in the spirit of Halloween, And then, you also have the other one that's called, what, the Pilgrim or something. Anyway, the pilgrims, maybe. It's plural. Dun dun dun.
I don't need to watch either of those. But the the rest of this list sounds at least fun. I don't know anything about the ice storm from 1997. I'm surprised because you love Christina Ricci. Oh, it also has Kevin Kline in it.
I love Kevin Kline. I know. It doesn't sound like a Thanksgiving movie. The ice storm. What's it about?
Oh, it says it's about an outwardly wholesome family who begins cracking at the seams over the course of a tumultuous Thanksgiving break. The ice storm. That's I feel like there's a lot of families that might resonate. That's, you know, at least a list of a few things you might wanna check out. Is it a comedy?
A drama? I couldn't tell you. It is a drama. Oh. So I'll probably leave that one out.
Drama. I like, it's got Kevin Kline in it, though. Kevin Kline is it also has Tobey Maguire and Elijah Wood. Tobey Maguire is, like, 10. I, like, I just pulled up the trailer, and he's on the phone in the first scene, like, on a pay phone.
Uh-huh. He looks like 12. It's 12 year old Tobey Maguire. There's a I'm just I'm surprised we've never heard of this movie because it's got a lot of hitters. Yeah.
Well, watch a Thanksgiving classic. Wait. I just read something that said, listen. If you're going to somebody's house for Thanksgiving, make sure you compliment their baseboards because that is what they are going to to be spending this weekend cleaning. Is that for real?
Except I'm prone to say, don't say anything about their baseboards because they've probably been too busy with so many other things that they've overlooked their baseboards, and they really don't want you looking at their baseboards because that's the one thing they didn't get to. I, I don't really wanna yeah. I'm not I'm not the guy who's like, yeah. Let's let's go ahead and compliment that. I was looking at my baseboards the other day going No.
Don't do that. Don't look at them. Somebody should really get around to these. Nah. Yeah.
I don't want to. I don't either. Why do I wanna spend my free time cleaning? Right. That sounds so stupid.
Super boring. Plus, they're just gonna catch more dust. So you know? Yeah. What's the point?
Avert your eyes. Quit looking at my baseboards. They're not for you. Mind your own baseboards. Mind your own baseboards.
That's that's a rule when you walk in our house. Mind your own baseboards. Quit looking at mine. They're dirty. If you are going to somebody's house for Thanksgiving, make sure you compliment them on how lovely their house looks, whether it does or not.
Sure. Yeah. I love what you've done with the place. Good. This is stressful having people over at your house.
This is true. And maybe give their family, like, hey. You guys hanging in there? Because I know when I'm in a super cleaning frenzy Yeah. My family is on edge.
True. It's true. We all hide out in 1 bedroom. Mom's cleaning. Run away.
Go hide. Don't stick around out there. You'll get caught. It's a trap. The second somebody comes out, Emery was we were cleaning a couple weekends ago, and she came out of her bedroom.
She's like, I'm gonna be working in my bedroom. I'm gonna be cleaning my bedroom. My room. I'm busy. I'm just I'm not out here.
She came out, and I said, oh, are you done? And she goes, no, and ran back into her room. Yeah. No. Very, very busy.
Don't give me another job. Yeah. I'm super involved. I got a big mess on my hands. Cleaning it top to bottom.
Yeah. I'm really, really working hard in here. I better go check out her baseboards. Her baseboards better be spotless for the amount of time she cleaned last weekend. Bet they're not.
I bet they're not either. Mind your own baseboards. Tomorrow is a big day. What's going on tomorrow? Tomorrow is the 100th anniversary of when we learned the universe was bigger than just our own galaxy.
Wait a minute. That's only a 100 years ago? 100 years. So in 1924, on November 23rd Uh-huh. The New York Times published an article after Edwin Hubble realized Hubble.
There's a name. Yeah. Like, the telescope. Yeah. Right.
After he realized Andromeda was a whole other galaxy. Yeah. And then we eventually learned that there are billions of other galaxies out there. But The amount of discovery that's happened between 1924 2024 I'm actually really surprised that in 1924, they had the technology to discover that information. I I imagine it was probably to confirm a theory.
Right? Like, they there were probably a lot of, different, you know, people through the history of time, Galileo, and everybody else who were like, this was pretty I'm pretty confident about this. But then they couldn't prove it until 1924 for some reason. And I don't know what it was that proved it either, but Hubbell figured it out. Hubbell.
Hubbell. And and then you know Hubbell? They spelled his name wrong in the article. Did they? They didn't even get his name spelled correctly.
They call him Hubel? No. They spelled it I don't know how they did it. Okay. They they might have called him Hubel.
Hubel. They didn't call him anything. They just spelled it incorrectly. They didn't say it. They spelled it.
So the Hubble Telescope then was named after him, I would assume. I don't know that he had a lot to do with it. Is that correct? Couldn't tell you. We need to do some research.
Well, okay. Here's the deal. I'm trying to see. The Hubble Telescope was launched in 1990, so there's a good chance he was not around. Oh, but that doesn't mean that he wasn't named or they didn't use his name.
No. What I'm saying is they named it after him. Oh, they did. That's what I'm that's what I'm saying. Yeah.
That's what we're both saying. No. Edwin Hubble. Come on. Edwin.
There's a name you don't hear often. Edwin Hubble Edwin Hubble. An American astronomer. Yeah. In 1924 Yeah.
He found 2 spiral shaped nebulae. K. They were objects made up of gas and stars, and they were previously thought to reside within the Milky Way galaxy. But there were no discovered they were located outside of it. And there were actually objects that were in 2 separate galaxies, Andromeda and the Messier of 33 galaxies.
How about it? That's pretty cool. It is very cool. Deal. It is a huge deal.
It is it is astronomically huge. It is astronomically. And, also, in other space news Okay. There is a zoomed in picture of a star that's not in our galaxy. It is the first zoomed in picture of a star that they just released.
It's fuzzy, and it's not a great picture, but it is a 100 60,000 light years away. How far? A 160,000. That's a long ways away. I'm looking at it.
First close-up of a star outside of our galaxy, shows what they assume is a stellar behemoth star that is I'm a stellar behemoth. That isn't about to explode. They think the star is going to explode. Oh. Well but here's the thing.
It's so far away, it may already have exploded, and we're just now being able to see it because of the light that we've been able to capture. Uh-huh. That's the weird part about space, relativity. See? See?
This has been Science with Josh and Chantel. We're so smart. Hubble. What's the what was the behemoth thing? What?
The thing you said before, behemoth. And I said, I'm a It's a it's a stellar behemoth. Stellar. Stellar a stellar Behemoth. Behemoth.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Josh and the stellar behemoth.
Alright. Would you rather Friday edition slash Still Thanksgiving edition? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Would you rather this or that? Would you rather have to work on Thanksgiving or work on Black Friday? I'm gonna pick Thanksgiving because I feel like there's gonna be less people on Thanksgiving. Fewer. Sure.
Let's see. I feel like I would wanna work on the Black Friday. Okay. Oh, for the sake of the fact that I'll be busier, and so the day will go by faster. Okay.
I can see your point there. Now saying that, if I work on Thanksgiving, I probably have holiday pay. So there's that. Yes. So I'm I'm a little I'm a little torn.
I'm still picking Thanksgiving. Are you? Yeah. Because people are jerks on Black Friday, typically. That's true too, and we do have to deal with that.
I would much rather work on a slower, jerk free day. Makes sense. So that's my choice. Yeah. I Okay.
I I'm I I would do either one. Either one works for me. Okay. I'm I'm gonna say this and that. Oh, you're gonna pick this and that?
Yeah. I'm just saying I would I would take either one. I don't I don't wanna choose or. Okay. It's a this and or that.
That's a new one. Usually, you say, I don't wanna pick any of them or you pick all of them. Make things gross and hard. This one? Pretty easy.
Pretty easy. So, yeah, that's, that's the deal with that. So would you rather this or that? Yeah. That's it.
That's all she wrote. Yeah. We will be back on Monday. We hope you enjoyed today's show, and we hope you have a great Friday and a great weekend. Happy weekend.
Yeah. It is the weekend before Thanksgiving, so I'm sure there's lots of stuff to get done. If you, you were talking about doing some Christmas decorating this weekend. I do. I I wanna get our Christmas tree up.
Might as well. Let's do it. No time like now. Put some twinkly lights in that house. Yeah.
I'm I'm about it. Are you gonna put all the pumpkins away then? Is that the plan? No. You're gonna have pumpkins and Christmas.
Yeah. This is is a where are you gonna put all the Christmas stuff if you have pumpkins all over everything? You're right. Okay. I was thinking the outside pumpkins, but the inside pumpkins, yeah, I'll probably put the inside pumpkins away.
Yeah. Well The outside pumpkins pumpkins. Whatever. It's your problem. But, yeah, inside pumpkins probably need to go away so you can put out the Christmas stuff and the snowmen and the trees and things.
Alright. Goodbye, pumpkins. Yeah. Until next year. Were there gonna be more, you think, when you open that box?
You've got 800. Yeah. I know. Okay. And now the pumpkins are gonna be replaced by Christmas trees.
You got 800 of those too. I have a lot of trees. Yeah. Great. Little ones.
Super. Super duper. So I'll be on a ladder for a little bit this weekend. And then What? What do you need a ladder for?
Oh, getting all the decorations now. What do I yeah. Okay. You're right. Everything everything is up there, and it's all gotta come down.
K. So I'll be doing the ladder thing, for a little bit. That'll be okay. And then, do some decorating, come back on Monday. It's gonna be a kind of a weird short week because it's Thanksgiving week, but there's a lot of really exciting things going on.
So If you're doing some prep work this weekend, good luck, be kind, and stay warm. There you go. Alright. And then we'll see you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend.
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