The Audacity

In this episode, Elena and Des digress into a whirlwind of topics from hilarious personal anecdotes to thought-provoking discussions. They share stories about pet peeves, dating experiences, and the humorous outcomes of cheating revelations. The duo also talks about their favorite types of music, their secret habits, and quirky personality traits. As they interact with their audience, they encourage viewers to submit their crazy (but legal) stories for future episodes. Whether discussing their fears, ideal dinner guests, or current social media musings, Elena and Des keep it real, fun, and engaging.

00:00 Welcome and Introduction
00:40 Crazy Stories and Submissions
01:45 Reactions to Cheating
03:30 How Well Do We Know Each Other?
04:23 Music Preferences and Debates
06:24 Relationship Dynamics and Secrets
08:17 Zombie Apocalypse Survival
09:31 Unique Habits and Quirks
15:14 Celebrity Crushes
20:22 Traditional vs. Non-Traditional Lifestyles
25:41 Q&A and Social Media Interactions
33:49 Navigating Relationship Dynamics
35:01 Dating Apps: Love or Hate?
36:02 The T App Controversy
40:27 Social Media and Personal Boundaries
45:10 Identity and Sexuality
48:11 Dream Dinner Guests
51:26 Random Anecdotes and Reflections
01:00:29 City vs. Nature: A Lifestyle Debate
01:06:04 Marriage and Future Plans


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Des

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Elena Cranmer

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What is Digress with D and E?

Welcome to Digress with D & E, where Des and Elena answer your questions, share your stories, and talk about whatever comes to mind. We keep things fun, honest, and a little unpredictable with our takes on random topics and whatever else catches our attention—no script, no filters—just real conversations with plenty of detours along the way. Send us your stories, and we’ll break them down with our thoughts (and probably some side commentary).

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Des: Welcome back. We are here again for a new video. Um, I'm Elena. I'm Desiree. Yes. And we are going to be talking about many things, starting with the audacity people have. Well, okay.

I don't know if that was like the best. Let me take that over. Take that over. Stories that we want you to send in. If it is under investigation, do not send it in. If you have murdered somebody. I don't wanna know, girl. You know, like, don't keep my eyes shut. Um, anything crazy. I, we want crazy. But like, if it's in the realm of murder [00:01:00] or under investigation.

We don't wanna be subpoenaed to court. Yeah. Okay. Please don't dismiss those. Or if you already dealt with court Sure. Yeah. But not in the middle. And you weren't found guilty. Yeah. Well, would they be able to send it? Well, yeah. Okay. Nevermind. The judicial system is not what I'm here for. I am not here to identify that we are not a True Crime podcast.

We are not a True Crime Pod podcast. I don't want to be in a Netflix documentary. Mm-hmm. I am just, we are here to talk about fun, silly little stories that you have. Like maybe an embarrassing secret, you know, like I went on a date and I had a booger in my nose. I don't even care. Like maybe you cheated on someone.

You wanna tell us a story, or maybe you got cheated on. You wanna tell us a story? Like those cute things? Not how you murdered someone, not your reaction to the cheating. No. Well, we might wanna know about that. We wanna know the reaction. As long as you're not in an active investigation and you didn't murder the person.

Mm-hmm. There are some crazy reactions people have to cheating. 100%. [00:02:00] 100% my personal story. One time I found out, no, no, no, I wanna tell this, this one time I found out a guy was cheating on me and I broke up with him and he, he had given me a cap, you know, I still have her, if y'all have seen her. Her name is, this is true to beans.

She's amazing. He gave me this cap and um, I really thought about taking him back 'cause he got me this cat and I was like, hell no. You cheated on me. I don't wanna take you back. So then I made him leave my house and he asked for his stuff back. So I scooped cat shit out of the litter box and I put it in the pockets and I put it in the hoodie.

And, um, then I folded it up real nice and put it in the, in the, um, in a trunk. And I sprayed it with perfume. So when he went to go put his hand in his pocket, it was cat shit. So that's, that's funny. Like you can tell that, okay, well it might not be funny, but I thought it was funny. Anyways, you can tell stories like that.

Yep. I have no good breakup stories. I cannot tell you anything. We will not go into that. No. Good. Bigger stories. I've had a, well, I've had a few that are okay [00:03:00] that were like all of them don't be hurt. First of all, don't send in those types of stories. No, no, no. You know what, that's fine. That's fine. Those not murder, don't send in those types of stories.

Not hitting people, not any of that. Yeah. We can't talk about that. Be slightly vengeful. Things is fine anyway. You put glitter in their tank or something. Period. Or sugar. That's cute. Don't do that. Don't do that. I was joking. Oh, don't do that. Don't put sugar in someone's tank. My bad. Okay. Onto the next subject, but please don't do that.

Um, onto the next subject. We're gonna do a, how well do we know each other questions? Mm-hmm. Just so you can see if we actually know each other that well or if this is for nothing. These are the most terrifying games ever, I think. Because then I'm like, what if I don't know you at all? She's gonna fail all of 'em, and I'm gonna win all of them.

This is a competition now. It's a competition. Yeah. See, that's all I had to say. Now she's in it. Now she's like, it's on. Okay. All right. Go ahead. Start. Start. All right. What's the song that reminds you of me [00:04:00] still thinking about you by Boogie With a hoodie? I was gonna say the same thing. We'd be in the car and we'd be like, fuck on that phony sheet.

Fuck it. Yeah. That's a good song. We, we go Ham or, uh, w Not Waka Flaa. Waka Flaa. What am I talking about? I'm gonna say, what's the other one? No, um, no flocking. Oh yeah. Yes. No flocking. We'd be going into that one. That's what I think of when I think of you. Yeah. Or like, she listens to country music, bro. I do, I do.

I don't know. I look like I do right now though. You do. You are giving country vibes. I'm giving country vibes. I do. I I listen to country music. I, I grew up in, up in the country, so I'm a country girl, but I, I love all genres of music except for rock. It's crazy 'cause I like all genres of music. It's separate country.

You know what, except for that Luke Bryan song where it's like, out where the Corn Rose grow. You know that one? I really like that song. It's a good one. I ain't gonna lie. That one I can get behind. Or that Brian Burn. Burn, burn. Okay. It's the, that's the one I can get behind. But the one genre that I like that she doesn't mm-hmm.

Is like [00:05:00] rock or metal, like hate rock or metal. It literally hurts my ears. I have ear problems and it literally just, so when I'm in the car on an hour ride to a hike, I gotta hear like corn cornfield. No, no. They s my cornfield singing about beautiful love. Oh my God. My songs are about beautiful love too.

Here's the truth. Country music is so deep and, okay, I'm not gonna say all country music. So about beer and big boobies. Okay, but we're talking, we're talking about the genuine, that's the one she like. I'm talking about like a love story. Like you hear the country song, it's filled with. A person's whole life and how they fell in love, and honestly to the end, how they died together.

I'm, I'm here for it. Rock music is also like that. No, it's not. Yes it is. No, it's not. Have you ever heard, okay. What's the first thing that comes to my mind when stuff like that is like, maybe like Pierce Seville. They'd be doing a lot of stuff like, like that. She talks about Pierce Seville all day. They do a lot of stuff like that though.

Like it's, uh, it's not country music. It's not co I never said it was country music. It's definitely [00:06:00] not country music. It's not country music, but I'm saying they talk about love and stuff. It's really sad. They're just more sad about it than country people are. Mm-hmm. Country people aren't like, sad about it.

They're like, no, I just said that they're not. I'm need to get my

Elena: woman back.

Des: That's the type of vibe I'm on. Like type of vibe I'm on is like, I'm gonna steal you back. See? See? All right. Next one. So. Mm-hmm. Nope. Mm-hmm. All right. Who's better at keeping secrets? You? I'm great at keeping secrets except for I keep everybody's secrets.

Except for from your girlfriend. She don't keep no secrets. I keep no secrets from her because she gonna find out to be fair. She's like, oh, really? I don't keep secrets from her girlfriend either. We both don't keep secrets from her. We'll be sitting there like, yeah, we did that. Yeah, we, uh, oh yeah. That it did happen.

We get yelled at. Yeah. We don't wanna get yelled at. We don't wanna yelled at. She's like our mom, but she's younger. Okay. She ain't like your mom. Bye. She like, they like my parents. For real. Yeah. We discipline her. We'd be like, you need to stop acting like that. That's not okay [00:07:00] at all. Like, okay, I guess I'll stop.

She's like, but, and we're like, no. We literally sat across, she was dating someone, we won't name names, but she, we were sitting across the table in our olive garden and we were like, that's just not okay. Why would you, and I'm like, I'm so disappointed in you. They were doing that. I was, yeah. And I was like, the audacity, it's 'cause Well, okay.

I was just, it's, I don't even wanna explain what went down. Like I was dating someone, he was acting up and then I looked over and the waitress was cute. So I was like, the waitress is cute. And they were like, you're dating someone. And I was like, am I not allowed to admit the waitress is cute. The thing with Elena is the second she feels violated in a relationship, it could be the smallest, itty bitty iest, little teeny tiniest thing.

It could be that like they said something wrong to her. She didn't like, no, I'm done. She's like, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done. And then she's checking out Lara. Yeah, she, that's how she is checking out me over here. I'm like, how do I fix my relationship? That's why she's in one And I'm not, I'm like [00:08:00] very, how do I figure this out?

And she's like, Ooh. I'm like, no, because I'm just trying. I'm not trying to put up with it. You know what? I have one person that I dated that I would 1000% forgive no matter what he did. Yes. And then the rest of changes. She's not playing. She's not playing. Get on outta here. No. Um, who's more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Me. I don't want to hear that crap. Me. She knows Dag on. Well, no. We both watch the 100 me 100, all the zombie movies. I watch all the zombie movies. The 100 isn't a zombie movie. We literally, we'll go hiking together and then we're like, how would we survive the zombie? We literally talk about it for the whole hike.

The whole hike. We're like, if it came out right now, what would you do? I'm like, I'm, I'm gonna climb that tree and down like a fly. I'm like, I'm gonna crouch down below. And I'm like, status. His ankles we're crazy. I don't know. No, that's fun. And then we talk about what kind of car we'd have. I'm like, we have a truck.

Or like a Jeep type vibe. I think a truck, like are we living in the center of the water on an island or are we living like in a farmhouse in the country? Yeah, we're crazy. We been thinking about that stuff, but we [00:09:00] gonna survive. We both gonna survive. Like, I think that's equal. Yeah. Quality. Yeah. We gonna survive.

We gonna survive and survive. Mm-hmm. Um, what's the most them thing, thing they've ever done The most? What them thing they've ever done. Like something that is a them thing that they do. You do a lot of youth things. I'm like, you gotta pick one. You do a lot of you things. I would say,

first of all, you vacuum all the damn time. Every time I go over there walking at 2:00 AM in the morning, I'm like walking. And if I'll go to the bathroom, I'll go to pee. I come out, she'd be like, can we go? And I'm like, I'm, I'm backing it. One thing that rug has never seen a speck of dust for more than five seconds.

Mm-hmm. Because it's getting bad cat hair. No, no. Like I can't do it. I got I'm OCD, I gotta clean. I like, I, I'm a big cleaner. Had loose, was [00:10:00] talking about that the other night. She never drinks either. That's another thing. Yeah. I've probably the two, oh my God. The one time we ever drank together. I, she was drunk and she like threw water at me and like her girlfriend like stood in front of her and I was like, if you think that's gonna stop me from throwing water back at her, you are very wrong.

I was like, we were at a restaurant, this is the worst part. We were at a restaurant geeking around outside and I think you did something like water dripped or something. And I was like, oh, I gotta stand up for my woman now. So I took the bottle and I was like, this was all joking. This was all joking. Um, and she was like, it's go time.

And my girl stands up. She's like, no, no. And then she's chasing me across the parking lot. No, Deb gets up because I'm like, if you think that's gonna stop me, it's not. So then her girlfriend moves to this side 'cause she's like, no, she's right. He's gonna throw that water. And Dex gets up and runs. So we ran around the building two times, chasing her.

Eventually I ran outta breath because as we know. [00:11:00] So that was, as we know, she vapes in Desiree one, I got away desire, big win. I sat down, I hid behind my girl, and the rest of the night was good. Yeah, it was good. But, but I don't drink. I can't do it. It's that I don't like waking up with a hangover that, that's ridiculous.

There's a lot of you things that you do. Like also, like when she's playing with her cats, she like flings them, grab them, like they love it. They're literally like, ha ha, they're having the best time ever. But she's, it's very like, things that I don't see other people do mm-hmm. And stuff like that. Or like, even like when we're talking and she gets on her phone, she hears nothing.

I can't hear absolutely nothing. She'll be like, and I'm like, hello? And I'm like, absolutely nothing. But it's stuff like that. When I think of things that are like very particular to you, it's like little nuances that I'm like, yep. Yeah, when I think of Elena, I just think of feet. Okay. First of all, literally if I could pull up the amount of Elena [00:12:00] and Feet videos I have in my phone, like we were talking about, I was kayaking with my girl yesterday and my feet came in the frame because yes, I kayak with my feet out of the kayak.

I don't care. And so I'm kayaking. My feet are in the water, like I'm legs spread, I don't care. Like I'm gonna be in touch with nature. Mm-hmm. And so I'm kayaking, my feet are out, and then I call, I think, did you call me or I called you? Oh, I called you. Mm-hmm. Because my girl was on a paddle board, spread out.

And I was like, funny. I was like, this is what happens when you take white girls out on the boats. Next thing you know they're in touch with Earth and laying down on paddleboards and crap like that. Like, I mean, she was literally like spread out on a paddleboard, like balanced perfectly. I'm with Earth and she was all the way over there.

I was like, I can't even, I'm tired out of breath. I don't even wanna be on the lake no more. And um. Yeah. And my toes came in the frame and my toes are like super short, but Elena's bro. I'll show you right now. These are my to, maybe I shouldn't, [00:13:00] I forgot. The internet has like a thing's. Yeah, that's free.

You can't do that for, nevermind. They're like this. They're, as you can tell this long and they're always out. We went on a hike, we went on a 2.5 mile hike. She didn't wear shoes. Yeah. Why would I wear shoes? Who does that? Me Who does that? We're literally just sitting in the car. Next thing you know, her feet will just pop outta somewhere and they're just sitting there like huge toes.

Her and my girlfriend hold toes. Oh my God. It was, it's so fun. It's such a very fun, emotional thing. I've held toes with a lot of people and it really just brings you closer to them. Does won't hold toes with me. I will not hold toes with nobody. Like I'm not grabbing your toes. So when I think of Elena, I think of feet.

They're always out like, and they stress me out. And so sometimes she just takes 'em off and she'll just like try to touch me with them. Mine was like, she vacuums all the time. She's like, I think of feet when I think of a leg. Like they're always out. They're just everywhere. Like, I don't really like where she, we were, where were we [00:14:00] at?

We were at Myrtle Beach on the boardwalk. Mm-hmm. And she's crouched in a corner. In a corner. Her shoes are off and she's got her toes gripped out. Like she's gripping 'em. And also one thing about Elena, if you look in any of her pictures on Instagram, I'm gonna throw her out there. Um, she'll wear heels.

What? She'll wear heels and her toes are hung over the side of the hills. Gripping the tip of the heels. I think that's the only reason be laughing. I'd be zooming in and I'll be like, they're like literally gripped, like in. It's bad. Go look at our leopard pictures. I hate you. First of all. First of all, they're like gripped, like they grip things like, they're like hands, great.

At least I can do things with my toes. This is why I'm surviving the zombie apocalypse. Back to that my toes. I'm literally holding swords with them. I'm like, I am literally, you see that? [00:15:00] I'm always, I've never met someone that do another one uses their toes. I'm sick. Add something. All right. I can Open door handles with full plates.

Literally, when I worked at the restaurant, I was like opening doors with my feet. Holding plates. Okay. All right. Who's their celebrity crush? Yours is, uh, Hailey Steinfeld, right? One of them. Oh, one of them? Yeah. Hailey Steinfeld. But also I have a guy. I got a guy. No, you don't. Celebrity coach. Oh, it's Leo Skee is Leo.

He's gay. I know that man is amazing. Like, ah, she does love Leo Ske. He's just like a perfect human being. And his bald head is so shiny. What? He just, he just makes me happy. I can't talk to guy. Well, I can't date dudes that are bald because my dad is bald and it just, her dad's like prestige, bald. Bald, like it's shiny.

Mm-hmm. He has a sign that says bald is beautiful in his garage. It's lovely. That's right. But I just can't date a bald dude because it's [00:16:00] just, I think about my dad. No, I'm thinking about crushes for you. I, I don't think I know this one. Wow. We talked about it at Red Lobster. Take disaster. Red Lobster, lobster.

We eat all day long. That's bad. We, all of our things are like, remember when we went to this restaurant and this restaurant? Um Mm. Okay. Lemme think, lemme think I make her guess. Uh, Evan Peters. Yes. Evan Peters, and not just Evan Peters, but every one of him in every single movie. It's not him, it's his characters.

Okay. First of all, no, I do not have a crush on Jeffrey Dahmer. Not that run it back, not that character or run it back every other character, but Jeffrey Dahmer every other character or run it back. Yeah. You tell the truth though. Every other character I do, I really like the, like, cult season of American Horror Story.

He was pretty fine in that. It's every single one. Mm-hmm. What about my girl one? Shane didn't know. I don't, the problem is, is like her girl crushes are always like. [00:17:00] Black here. Women. I like a got batty. What is wrong with that? No, but it's true, but I don't know any of 'em because mine is like sweet Southern brunette.

She couldn't be more wrong. My celebrity girl crushes obviously Jojo Siwa, and I don't, oh, I shouldn't have made that piece. It really did it for me when it was like a dream guest on my podcast. I loved that. It was so hot. I think at one point in time I, I did like Jo Jo Cey as a person. That is all I will say.

I was being sarcastic. I said as a person, I was being very sarcastic. Who is he? I'm kidding. Low key Jo is kind of hot. It can't be blonde on blonde is just illegal. I don't know. No. Like for me, it's like you gotta have a mixture. Like a brunette. Can't marry a brunette. I don't know. I like people that have, I'm a brunette with a brunette, so.

Exactly. Ignore me. Exactly. I'm gonna shut up. You're you. Literally. I like brown haired southern women. I do. She's a [00:18:00] brown haired southern woman, but I'm like brown hair, browed skin, Southern woman. You know? There's gotta be some caramel or some something into the mix. Okay, I see. You know what I mean? I see you.

I would say I really, honestly, I see a lot of women that I think are hot in shows and stuff, like pretty much, well, I don't know. We'll go anywhere and next thing you know, she's flirting with a girl in the corner. It's, I don't, I don't know why. That's a problem. That's not a problem. Anyway, literally.

Anyway, I digress. Move forward. Speaking of blonde hair. Oh yeah. Okay. So I posted a TikTok on my secret account. I posted a TikTok on my secret account. It's not secret. It is secret. It has her literal name in the, it says Elena is speaking, but it's my secret account. Well, I just exposed it anyway. It's the account I don't use.

It's not my main, you know, like my main account is where I'm like, oh my God. Hey guys, look at this outfit. I got this accounts where I'm like, bitch, let me tell you what happened last weekend. [00:19:00] Yeah. So I was on there and I was like, why is it when I'm blonde, I only attract like lifted truck country dudes.

Like, every time I have blonde hair, it's like someone come to me and is like, Hey girl, what you doing? And I'm like, hi, how are you? And I'm like, boy. But I said we wouldn't get along. And then I was like, I'm a Lady Gaga blonde. Tell me why. Half the comments told me I look like a Fox News anchor. I am not okay with that.

They were like, you have no visible tattoos. So now I'm wearing every shirt that has my tattoos visible, but. I'm not gonna lie. She does look like a fox doozy. I do not lie. She does. Okay. I was telling, I was laughing with her in the car. I was laughing. She wasn't laughing, but I was laughing 'cause I was like, you look like you get out of bed and you cook your husband like pancakes and bacon before he goes to his corporate shop.

I hate that. I give that vibe. You do. But the thing is, is once you get to know her, you're like, that would never happen. She'd be throwing pancake sauce at her man and telling him he ain't doing it right [00:20:00] while he's trying to cook the pancakes because that ain't her. I just, you know, like for me like waking up and making a man food, I really gotta love a man to wake up and make a man some food and stuff.

I really would have to like. Love a man for that. She, yeah. She don't do stuff like that. It don't, her she'll cook all day, come home and cook for her girl. But that's, I feel like that, that's, I love doing that. I don't know. I, so something about me is, even though I'm lesbian, I'm gay, I have a very like traditional lifestyle that I like to live.

And I don't know if it's just growing up in the south and just like seeing the way that I wanted a relationship, but just put a girl in the place. People are gonna hate me for this one. Yep. But I do have a very traditional, like, I want to come home with my wife. I want to cook, I want to eat together.

Like I want to take care of the kids together. Like, I want it to be like a very, like, traditional life. I don't want it to be like the opposite of that. So I do, I do do that, like me and my girlfriend, we come home at the same [00:21:00] time most of the time, and we'll cook in the kitchen together and then we'll wash dishes, we'll clean, we'll sit down with the kids for dinner, we'll have dinner.

Like it's very, that's very nice. It's very traditional. It's very nice. And Elena's out, like, ah. And then sometimes she'll join the traditional life and then she'll go back and, ah, I know, I, I dated like, what? Oh my God. No. That was horrible. My mental health was so low because I did do that. I did that for like a month and a half.

She hated it. I met this guy and we would like. Come home and make dinner and you didn't wanna go out and you didn't wanna stay up till four 30 in the morning with me. And I was like, oh, I had to wake. I was waking up at 6:00 AM 6:00 AM I wake up at 12 at the earliest pm 12:00 PM earliest. Today. I woke up at 10:00 AM crazy.

I was up at six. Good for you. I don't do that. I don't do that. So I was like, I was like in this like relationship and like we would make dinner together and then I would be like awake and it would be nine 30. He'd be like, [00:22:00] I'm really ready for bed. You know, I'm tired. And I was like. Um, we got seven more hours to the day.

I'm like, excuse me, you're not tired. Like, plus I don't even have to go out. That's like, not even like the basis of me, like I don't need to go out and party. I am so cool with staying in. It's just I don't want to go to sleep at nine 30 pee and I wanna go to bed at 4:00 AM 5:00 AM 6:00 AM Even if I have to wake up the next morning, I'm okay with being exhausted.

I would rather get my nighttime. It's when I clean, it's when I watch my shows. We could play board games, you know, whatever. But I hated it. I was shot and I couldn't do it anymore. Plus the guy was like, nevermind. Ew. Off that subject. Off that subject. Dealing with that. All right. I was gonna ask, do you like sweet and salty snacks?

But literally on our, both of our bedside tables, there's always a snack and, and it's always sweet and salty. Sweet and salty together. [00:23:00] And it's just, we were literally FaceTiming each other, I think it was yesterday. Mm-hmm. And we were talking about how dirty our rooms are mm-hmm. And filled with clothes.

And so we're FaceTiming and videoing each other, and I'm like, da, da, da. I'm like, Ooh. And my bed sell table has the staples you need for a good night. Some Cheez-Its and some lube. No, you had go, oh, some goldfish and some lube. Why does she always have the lube out, bro? She

Elena: ready.

Des: I'll come to her house and I'll walk through the front door and there is lube on the couch.

Why is there lube on the couch? She's like, I was using it for my back massager. I do. So, okay. I have a really bad back and so I have this little roll ball and for some reason if you do it too long like this, it just starts to hurt. I put a little lube on it and then I, it just works. Okay. I believe it.

Like it gives the good glide you need. That's there else I'm gonna say's nothing. There's nothing else there. It's just that it's a, and it's next to like the neck thing and I'm like, okay. But then I do [00:24:00] have a staple one on my side. Lovely. With goldfish. You gotta get a snacking after that. Fun, if you know what I mean.

I was like, I had like a nail that came off. I had like a nail that had to come off. Oh, by the way, my bedside table is my couch side table right now. 'cause I've been sleeping on, she not joking my couch every night. She's not. I eat the couch naps up. Well the couch sleep. So I've been waking up on my couch.

But I had like Cheez-Its next to my couch. You had goldfish? I had goldfish. I had Cheezits. I She had the Cheez-Its, yeah, I had a diet to pepper and then I had my hoops and oh my nail that came off. And then, wait our staple was, I had a piece of gum. She had a piece of gum. We both had a piece of gum. Yeah.

Chewed. I don't know. Is that disgusting? Is that I don't like a regular thing. I feel like that's normal, weird. Like I just feel like that's just a thing that I do. I don't know. And everyone thinks the lube is for a sexual reason, but it's really not. It's because my neck is, she's li That is such a lie. I am a very sexual person.

Everybody who knows me knows. [00:25:00] But the lube on the side counter and not in the box is used for rolling purposes. The one in the living room is for the rolling purposes, and the one that's hidden upstairs is for the sexual purposes. Thank you. I dunno what you want me to say, bro. My taste life's great. I believe it.

I believe it. I'm currently a virgin, so you don't get to take that back. It's been a few months, so I'm counting that as virginity. 1000%. 1000, okay. Anyway, because you, okay. Whatever. That's all the questions I got. That's all you got, period. That's all my questions. You've got questions though. I do have stuff.

First of all, I'm not answering half these Instagram messages 'cause y'all are disgusting. Damn weird. Y'all are awful. Like what? First one, I actually am gonna answer this every time I post a Q and A. They ask if I have an OnlyFans. No she doesn't. No, I don't have an OnlyFans. Thank God. I'm not doing, I'm not doing an OnlyFans.

[00:26:00] It is, I have to save her as it is. I don't think y'all understand that. Like people will be like. She be posting lingerie content. I'm like, girl, let the girl make a bag. I couldn't do it if she had OnlyFans. Now I really gotta say it. I gotta be like, and yes, she wants to pop her. Hoo-ha. And, and I ain't dis and it's okay.

She making her bag, she feeding her cats. Like, what do you want me to say? Because one thing about me, I'm gonna stand beside her, period. Every time I do, I'd be like, and that's what I do. Look, someone was talking, I was at her restaurant the other day eating with my friend. Um, and de wasn't there. And someone came up and was talking and they were like, and the kitchen was just so sweated.

I literally looked at them and I was like, don't talk about Des in front of me. Don't talk bad about Des in front of me. I will start tripping. And she did the same thing. Mm-hmm. So I'm glad that we got that. Yeah. Even though I ain't got time for all that, we'd be mean to each other, but Yeah. We allowed to be mean to each other though.

That's different. That's okay. But you no, not not with me around. Just go on and switch the flip. Mm-hmm. Go, somebody tell, talk to somebody else about it. Just don't [00:27:00] let me hear. How do you know when a relationship is over? Oof. I don't think there's a telltale sign, but I do think like, if you start having wandering eyes, you get it, girl.

We go. You wanna talk about that? I gotta, no, go ahead. I gotta, I gotta, uh, preface. So we're both, so just in case anyone dms digress, we both have like the account on our phones. So sometimes I'll go and check it and today I checked it and there was this guy that posted, I have a lazy eye bro. Like, obviously like it's there.

Like what do you want me to do about it? Go get surgery, pay for my surgery, then I'm not doing that. I don't care.

Elena: Let 'em know. Like, I

Des: don't, I'd rather go on a vacation than fix mom. I'm sorry. It's just an I. And so, um, he posts and he goes, your eyes are, he goes, your eyes are in two zip codes, two areas.

Wait, I have this screenshot. It was so messed up. It was funny. I giggled, no. Oh, but then I went to his profile. And I took a [00:28:00] picture of his picture and I zoom in, I wanna show it. Wait. And I put his picture with a laughing face because how you ugly ain't gonna say something like I got a, I got a ugly eye.

Oh, you sent this in the group chat with your Yeah, it said eyes in different zip codes. Is diabolic. Is this funny? It was funny. She clap with this

like whatcha talking about? You couldn't be like cute saying that. I'd be like, I mean it is what it is. You could be cute saying, I mean it is what it is. But you look like that. And you say he felt cute too. Like picture, he was like, he thought this is gonna get, that was a video. I found his video when I zoomed in on it.

'cause Yeah, and I mean I woke up to that. I was just like, look, I'm gonna say one thing about my eye and this is the only time I'm gonna say something about it. I don't care. It's an eye. I, you ain't gonna hurt my feelings. I think it, I would laugh at your comment. I promise. I think it is hilarious because for me it's just an, I I don't y'all dig too deep on things.

Y'all think you are old behind. Think you gonna hurt my feelings? I'm 27 years old. Go [00:29:00] find a job. Go find a job, please. Period. Go find a job. Why are you not working? You overhear commenting on shit. But back to, what was the question again? It was how do you know when a relationship's over? Oh, you said, when you said wander and I, I don't know.

I think when you genuinely, I had to go off on that. 'cause that was funny. It was, it was a funny joke. No, that was, yeah, that was good. It was a funny joke. Different. Okay. Um, I think, I don't know. For me, I think it's, if you start, first of all, if you start having feelings for somebody else or you start having to wander an eye, not a joke, you start having a wander, an eye, or in any way.

I wouldn't say, I think that when you're in a relationship, you tend to fluctuate with the love, the in love you have with a person. Like there's gonna be ups and downs. There's gonna be times where you can't stand that person, or you absolutely love them, which is valid. But I think if you can't get through those hard phases of life, because if you can't get through the beginning dating stages and you're constantly like in something and you're constantly arguing, it's just that's not your person.

Mm-hmm. Like, I'm sorry, but there [00:30:00] are a gazillion people in this world go find one of 'em. Mm-hmm. But like that's just not your person. And so I've learned one thing. I'm not gonna stay in a relationship that just doesn't fit all the needs and wants that I have as a person. And I think a lot of people know they're done with a relationship.

I just think it's about how to leave a relationship that you've been with someone for a certain amount of time, but I don't think there's a certain telltale of when. I think you just know. It's just that feeling, you know, that that gut rid, like you got diarrhea. You know that feeling girl? Yeah. Like, you'd be like, everybody know what it's like to have diarrhea, you know that, you know, but it's not the diarrhea.

It's like a ooh, like your stomach drops. I'm not feeling this. Like, heart starts fluttering real fast. You're like, wow, I'm really over this person. Like, that's sucks. Mm-hmm. But for that person, you have to leave. Even if it's not for yourself, you have to leave. Mm-hmm. So, look, I don't how I know relationship over, I have been in relationships the past few years, right?

And in [00:31:00] every single one, I have missed my ex. It's like I don't, I have not moved on from it. And I probably, I don't think I, well, I'm gonna be like, oh my God, I'm never gonna move on. I will move on. Maybe, but really like everyone I have dated these past few years, like I thought that I was like over it and then it would be them.

It's not even wandering eyes, it's my wandering mind. I would be like, where my man at? This is not who I'm I'm supposed to be with. She'll look at me and she'd be like, that ain't my man, that I'm like, girl, that show man. Yeah, but you was having fun, so I was letting you, yeah, because one thing about me, I just let her do it.

Even though I know I'm like, most of the time I don't do it maliciously, like I'm not just out dating like Yeah. Recently I've been very in tune with it. Like after this last relationship where I was just so irritated about waking up at early in the morning, like all the time, everything was pissing me off.

I was like, you know what? I need to take a step back and like actually focus on the fact that like I. I'm not over this. Mm-hmm. And even if I meet someone else who [00:32:00] makes me forget a little bit about that person, it's not time for me to like be with someone. Like that's what it was. 'cause I would meet people, um, and I would be like, oh wow, I'm not thinking about this person anymore.

And then it was like, that's not him. Like halfway into the relationship it would be like, that's not him. And then I takes her a couple months then. Yeah. And it would, it does, it takes me a little bit, like I'll, I'll really just be like, I'm over it. I'm over it. And then eventually I'm just like faced with it.

'cause you suppress something so long you get faced with it. And. Um, first two relationships I got in after the person that I am not over. Um, they lasted for a minute. It was like a one was for almost a year. Mm-hmm. Right. And then another one was for like good five, six months. Mm-hmm. Last one I was in was two months.

I could not wake up early. That's where you got me fucked up. I'm not waking up. I was like, whoa, why she calling me at seven? Mind you, I'm up every day at six. So I was like, whoa, she calling me at seven. Is she dying? Or something? Like, and then it became a staple thing. She was making me tired 'cause like, why are you up this early?

[00:33:00] I can't, like, I gotta have my Elena time away. Like she stressed me out and then when I'm asleep I stress, you know, like it's our time away from each other. Yeah. Like my six o'clock in the morning to 11. I get my Elena time free, and then my 10 o'clock till four o'clock when I'm asleep, she gets her Desiree free.

You know, like, yep. I was like, why are you bordering on my time like this? She was like, why? You ain't allowed to be up early? Yeah. I need you to go back to sleep. Yeah. But that's, I was, I couldn't do that for very long and that's when I kind of realized, like early in that relationship, I was like, Ooh, this is not, I can't do this.

So for me, honestly, how do I know a relationship is over for me recently is when it starts, I can't do it. I just can't, it doesn't work. She, she has a little love moment, like a, oh, I really like this spoke person moment. And then like. She'll get. She'll be like, Dez, come to the car, I'll come to the car.

She'll be like, I just, and I'm like, yeah, I know. She'll be like, I'll, I'll literally be like, I miss, and I'm like, yeah, I know. I'm like at, at least she tried though. At least I tried. And now I know not to do that, but don't do that 'cause that's messed up. And I already told her, that's messed up. If you're [00:34:00] not over someone don't get involved with another person.

It's just, I tell her every time I started, I did it. I thought I was over it, you know? But then you know, I gotta be over it before I meet someone to know that I'm over it. That's what it is. But I just don't think she's met the right person. I think I, personally me, I think that you can still be in, not technically in love with someone, but still want someone that you've been with for a good amount of time and move and have that person help you move on from that other person by showing you what they can give you and the life that they can show you.

I do think that that's possible, but I don't think if you're fully like in love with someone that that's possible. I think you're not gonna move on. You're just gonna drag someone along. So. Yeah, I, I think I have met the right person. He just don't know it yet. Yeah, we know who she's talking about. Y'all.

Dunno who she's talking about. I know who you're talking about. I don't care. I'm gonna be so real. I keep, I have no secrets. I'm gonna tell you how I feel. She has a secret. I really don't. The truth, I'm gonna say how I feel. Okay. That's all for that [00:35:00] question. Hold on. Um, oh, dating apps. I hate them. I hate dating apps.

They're so dangerous. They're so bad. I used it once to find my ex. I'm gonna stop talking about it now. But that's about it. And, um, other than that though, I just, I, I don't like it. I, I think it's superficial. I, when I, when I was younger, I went on dating apps and like, they're really stupid. Not gonna lie to you, but there was one time that I went on a dating app and I put specifically in the bio that I was looking for Jimbo.

She

Elena: literally, she

Des: and I found one and we're still friends to this day. Hey Dayana. Okay. Okay. Shout out. We're still friends to this day. Yeah. But no, we literally, and that helped me a lot 'cause we went to the gym a couple times and like, we fell off recently. Like we haven't talked for a while. But like it, it was cool.

I mean, I'd say get on a dating ad and put in your bio that you wanna work out buddy. So. So [00:36:00] there's dating apps. There's dating apps. And then there's this new app that came out called T. Have you heard about that? No, but I'm scared. No, I'm about to tell you about it. So it's literally when you go on and you get vetted as a woman, it's a woman's only app.

Oh, the T app? The tf. Oh my. And it's, gosh. Yes. You get, I'm so scared to get on that. I got on it, but it won't load. Hold on. Lemme see if it'll load. I'm scared I'm gonna be on it. I You ain't gonna be Well do they have like a T app? Gay? I know. Do they? It's like gay version shit. Hold on My face. Id required try face id.

Okay, so it's this app t Look, don't look at the cracks on my screen. Don't look at that. She's always dropping her phone. Like, it's like get a case that works. It's not that flimsy thing. Video. Okay. This was free off TikTok shop. See? Anyway, so the um Oh, oh yeah, the date. This is insane to me. So women have made this app and it's basically, let me describe what it is real quick.

Elena: Mm-hmm.

Des: You post a [00:37:00] man and he's like on a dating website or like you're gonna go on a date with him or you've been dating him. You're like, here's a man. Right. And these girls will mark him as like a red flag, like I dated it and they'll like write stuff under it being like. It's like Yelp for men. I'm like, bro, there's a woman one too now.

Yeah, there's a new one. There's woman that got shut down. No, the woman one got shut down because all it was was revenge porn. They only posted revenge porn under all the women. It wasn't, it's like people would genuinely be on there. Like, is she cool? And they would be like, this is a picture of her titties.

And it's like, that's not right. That is not right. That has your revenge form. So it got shut down. That is

Elena: not okay. Yeah,

Des: that's not okay. It got shut down and now it's like weird, like the tfs, like glitchy for people. Like I just got accepted like two weeks ago and not once have I been able to go on it.

I'm not gonna lie to you. Like I wanna see what it looks like. I have some old pictures of me when I was like feminine and I wouldn't be mad if they got aired. I ain't even gonna lie to you. I was looking good back in the day. I'm like, no, [00:38:00] no, I don't have them anymore. But some people at my school did and I was looking cute in 'em.

But other than that, I don't send pictures. So I'm safe out here in these streets. That's, I wanna say I'm safe out here. I think. M I'm stress now hold up. I know it's gonna stress out. Anybody nevermind. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not safe. Yeah, like you, you hear that as a woman because like this whole, okay, first of all, I don't like the idea of the tea app or this man tea app.

I don't like the idea of either one of 'em. I don't like dating apps. Can we? I would like to just go back to meeting people. Where people meet people. The bar. I don't know. Actually, I hate that too. At the club. That's not funny. That's not funny at work. Maybe just that's at Chick-fil-A, but not at the club.

There we go. You gonna meet? What? Let me ask you something. What relationship do you know to the day send this in? You married the man you met at the club. [00:39:00] Crickets. I hate you. No one, first of all. First of all, no. That's gonna be my husband. She's dissing me right now. Again, no secrets. Last guy I talked to, the one that had me waking up at six in the morning.

I'm at the club. How'd I meet you at the club and you wake up at six in the morning every day. That's what I was wondering. I was like, I don't even go to the club like that. She didn't see it. I saw though. She saw it. I said it like day two. I was like, something about that don't seem much. She like to see this me.

But anyway, I don't know. I'd rather meet someone at the club than at On Tin Tinder or like Yeah, any dating app in general. I kind of just don't like that. You ever, like when you were on Tinder? 'cause we've all been on Tinder before. I went on Tinder to find my ex. Yeah. Will you ever swipe and you see someone from your job and you're like, I'm a super like you just for funs?

Eh? No. I never, like, I did that and then I'd go to work and one of my friends would be like, you like me? And I'm like, I know. I couldn't. I was literally just on it because I was doing the, I couldn't gym bro stuff, so I was super liking everybody. I was like, Ooh, ooh, ooh. All of, I had my days, all of my [00:40:00] cheating situations where dudes cheated on me.

I found out through some sort of tender information, it has something to do with Tinder. Like it always has something to do with it to all the desperate dudes beyond tender. I know. And then you find out you dating one of them desperate dudes. That's why they made the T app. This is the thing I, the idea was cool, like keep women safe.

Like they would write like, oh this guy's like super weird. Mm-hmm. For like felt pressured into sex, blah, blah, blah, whatever. But then it's like, what if someone just be lying? You don't know what people do. You can't. Yeah. My thing and being on social media just in general lately and having a slight presence.

'cause I have these smallest presence in the world, but I have the presence. No, she got a few, couple of videos up there. No, but I have a small presence. Um, you can't believe everything you see on the internet. Like a lot of it is just people. Bullshit. Like let's be honest. Like there's so many that there's your truth, their truth, and then there's the truth.

Mm-hmm. And a lot of the times you'll get like a mixture of both and then the actual truth. You're never gonna get the actual truth, but you'll get a mixture of both, you know? So I just don't [00:41:00] listen to anybody's anything anymore. I'll be swiping by it and looking at the pictures with the dogs and the goat.

So here, because I ain't got time for all that y'all stressing me out. It was sick though, like when I was reading about it. 'cause at first I read about this and I was like, oh, I would feel violated if I got put up on there and people were talking about me or whatever. Even if it was like good. Mm-hmm.

Like, like you know, back in like middle school when they were like TBH and rate like no, I don't want that. I don't want you to rate me. Or to be honest me, like go away. Yeah. But they do that. That's literally what that is. Yeah. It's like non-consensual TBH and rate. And I hate that. I hate that so much. Oh know there was one, I was, so I was on TikTok and I was watching the uh, little slides and there was like people like airing out the T app people.

And there was one girl and she was like, there were like. They said specifically for her, they were like, um, she's super crazy. Busted out the windows to my car and then like the next one was like, bro, she did that to me too. And then the next one was like, yeah, she hit my cat. And I was like, ah, [00:42:00] holy. I was like, bro, she was just going ham, huh?

Yeah. And then like the other, and then it was like a nude owner probably. I go that far, but it was like, it was like literally like, I was like, yo, Aaron, everybody out in the streets. I wanna know what I saying. I know people. I didn't know. I, and I've known people that have been on that app and I'm like, I already knew that about you though, because I work in a kitchen.

Like they tell everyone everything in that kitchen. I, they'll be like, guess what I did last night? I smeared shit on this. Girl's handles in of her car. And it's dudes. It'd be dudes talking about it too. Like at, at. In the kitchen. Real shit. Any kitchen that you work at, it's just gonna be like, I know here.

So I'm glad I'm gay. That's all I'm gonna say. Because the secrets I know about men are like crazy. Mm-hmm. I shit. Mm-hmm. Ain't shit. And not just all men, but like kitchen men, y'all ain't shit. Mm-hmm. Like I'm gonna let y'all know offer if y'all ain't shit, but I'll be here for the tea. I'll be sitting there like, oh my god, what the tea?[00:43:00]

Ah, she did what? And I'm like, what'd you do? And they're like, and I'm like, oh my God. That's lot. Yeah. It'd be, but I'm be here for it. I love listening to their stories. Mm-hmm. I just be here for it. I don't know. I don't, I don't like, I don't like any of this virtual stuff. It bothers me. Like the dating app stuff.

Like Okay. I like, I like social media. Love social media. That's my job. My whole job is social media. You literally on social media every day. It says active like 10 minutes ago. Every dot. Every time. There's not like active hour ago. It's active 10 minutes ago. Mm-hmm. I'll be on there right now. It'll be active an hour ago.

No, it won't. You just looked at your phone. I did. Well, I'm looking at it for the thing anyway, whatever. Whatever. I like social media. I don't, the whole dating app thing, it's just as messy. Like the, the T app. Mm-hmm. That I, I wanted to talk about that just because I was like, did y'all hear about Anna? It's kind of crazy.

But they're both getting shut down. No. It's just gonna get No, it's gonna get worse. They both gonna get shut down. Oh. 'cause it's like a. Oh, and then some data got leaked about like, oh yeah, certain people. Yeah, certain people's, like their actual [00:44:00] names and their locations and all that. I was like, Ooh. So yeah, look at y'all trying to tee other people.

Now. Your app's out there. Now we know your location. No, I hated that because it was like the picture you take to verify you're a woman and then, and all of 'em are probably like, eh, yeah, no, no. I had literally taken mine and the next day I was on there, it was like verification. It was like leaked verification photos and I was like, I was sitting there with my bonnet I was saying, and I was like, well, they go see me with it ugly.

I don't care though. I really don't. Again, I, I would die to see all those pictures of the girls that got leaked and they're sitting, like, there were some out, they were posting them on TikTok. I was going through 'em. I was like, where am I at? Because I remember the, literally the day before you were like.

I'm trying to get on this tea app. I wanna see what's going on here. And I'm not with none of the times. I don't care about none of that. So I'll just be hearing everything from her. I'm, I feel like a sociologist, you know, because I was just studying. I, that's why I was on there just to study, see what was going on.

He was trying to see if she was trying to see if she was on there. [00:45:00] No, it was the dude one. I was trying to see if someone else was on there. Oh my God. She about sick. Next one. Here we go again. Um, what do you identify as? What are we saying? Like what, what's the question? Well, you've already said what you do, but I'm reading the questions we wrote down.

What do I, what's your sexuality? Oh, I be in it. Like, what do you mean? I'm gay? Like I'm gay. Gay. Like I be in it Gay. I'm Elena. She's in terms what she would call pansexual, but she doesn't like that term. I don't wanna be called pansexual. I don't have a problem with people who identify as pansexual, but I just don't like, I'm Elena.

I really don't care. Like I, I don't care about no gender or none of that. Nothing. Aliens. Aliens is crazy. Aliens. This is what they always say. They'll be like, oh my God. She get with an alien if they have a nice personality. See? And they, I don't care. [00:46:00] I'm like, I just, she's like, Hey, you gonna take me to your spaceship?

Elena: Trying to get on the UFO for real?

Des: Ooh, this is nice up here. I can see all North Carolina. Okay. Ooh, I can see all up here. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, aliens. Okay. But real shit, like, I just want, I just like emotional connection. Yeah. She is very emotional connection. Yeah. She can't emotionally connect with you. She just don't even wanna talk to you.

Yeah. And she does that with people, like people in general, even friends. Like if she can't emotionally connect with you, she's just like. She just won't even talk to you. That's not true. I'll make it work. I'll morph my personality to be able to like, talk to them. And you can tell she's faking it. Yeah.

Like, she'd be so obvious. I'd be sitting there like, and I'd be like, I, and I'm like, what are you doing? Just pretend. Just walk away. And she's like, I don't wanna hurt their feelings. I am like, and I'm like, but I don't. But okay, now you're saying I, I'm fake. I just got up and walk away. No. Now you're just saying I'm fake.

I'm not saying you fake. I'm saying you care too much about people's feelings. That's what fake people do. Care about what people feel. No fake people have a [00:47:00] heart. Fake people were just fake. Like, they're like, I wanna be around everyone and talk crap with everyone. But you just don't wanna hurt someone's feelings about being like, I don't really like you.

That is, I was thinking about that like a while back. Like, the difference between people who are like fake. Yeah. And people who like, I mean, fake people are just trying to circle the room. Right. You know? But if people are blunt and they're mean about it, they'll be like, well, I'm not fake. I don't know, but I'm just, I just, if I don't wanna be around someone, I'll just be like, oh.

I'll be like, I I don't really wanna talk to you. That's true. She didn't like one of my friends once, and I tried, I was, I needed both of them in a facility to do something. And bro, she did not speak to her. And I was trying so hard to like, make it normal, but don't like you. She just was like, she, she just did not speak.

Like, what do you want me to say? I, I cannot on any level associate with someone that I don't like, like that just makes me, I'm not gonna do that to myself. She didn't be pretty herself. I value Marty though. Yeah, she did. Pretty nerdy. It was a, the whole thing. It was a situation, but, [00:48:00] um, yeah, there's that.

All right. What else? Oh, period. Okay. Last question that we're gonna do. If you could have dinner with three people, living or dead, who would they be? Oh my gosh. All right. Send us stories in. Yeah, send us stories in please. Talking about my life, bro. I wanna hear what y'all have to say. Y'all gonna end up at this point being able to know all my passwords.

I know. And the problem is, I know, I know y'all see it. What streets you live on when you was a kid They love, well, they'll, it's your favorite dog. I'll put up, I'll put up one thing where it's like, tell us stories and we get nothing. And I'll put like q and a and it's like a whole story. I'm like, bruh. And again, please no murders.

Yes, we got a few stories. If it's an open case, we cannot talk about them. Mouth. They were very bad. They were, um, not bad stories. Very bad for us to talk about. Yeah. Like we could not. Properly speak of that without getting in a Netflix documentary. I don't wanna do it. So, [00:49:00] um, three people, you go first. I feel like mine are gonna be so original.

Living or dead. Do they have to be real people or can they be like a cartoon? Oh my God, I know which cartoon she's gonna, okay, go ahead. Um, the ler from the Lorax. There you go. I, I think he has very good business tactics. Yeah. I do feel bad for the trees. She just thinks he's hot. When I was a kid, she needs a cartoon.

Character's hot. I can't get on it. I think you can't, none, no cartoon characters. Okay. Lie, wait, you know, she go from Kim. It was a bad bitch right there, so she lied. That was a bad bitch right there. She be talking about this bitch from Kim. Impossible. I didn't really watch Kim Kima. I didn't really watch it.

I forgot the, I haven't watched it in so long, but she go Sheko Misa from death note. Hot Misa from Death Note. And, um, it's not a cartoon. Okay. Wait, [00:50:00] is this like dinner? Is this all gonna be cartoons? No, I just, I, you got me on that wavelength. Okay, so this is who the three people I would have dinner with?

Alexander Hamilton. Alexander. Not for the musical. I wanna know what the fuck he was writing about. That's not up in our shit. Anyway, I digress.

Elena: What happened?

Des: The one Slur and l from Death Note. Okay. Leo Skee, because I could put two other people with him and it's gonna go off. Um, Leo Skee. What's her name?

Margo. Robbie. Ooh. Period. Margo Robbie. But I want, I, I want Joker version. Like I want Harley Quinn version period. Like I want her. So Harley Quinn. Yeah, but I'm not, because there's tons of Harley Quinn. I'm talking Margo Robbie, like the suicide squad of prey. Yeah. Like, period. Leo Skee. Margo Robbie.

Anyway. I [00:51:00] gotta think of someone fun, like someone

I don't know man. You don't know who your third person would be. That's hard. You gotta think. I'm thinking entertaining purposes. Yes. Like me sitting there watching dead or alive, like historical characters. Bob Marley, Bob Marley. I'm putting all three of them together. That's gonna be a crazy table. That would be a cool table.

That'd be a really cool, I'm sitting at that table. I vibe with that. I mean, dinner at that table. Okay. We need you people to send in stories. I'm gonna say this a few times on this because I want stories. I want us to talk about it. You can also, we're gonna do something where you can call in. I'm looking into that.

I'm also trying so hard not to be like someone who like disappears for like eight days at a time and it's, it's. I'm better. I'm doing better at it. I'm not doing great at it.

First of all, does that mean one small oto?

Am I wrong? [00:52:00] Your blonde showing your blonde Showing. Oh, my blonde. Showing now my blonde showing up. I'm not even a real blonde first of all. Exactly. Okay. Point proven. Moving on. Send in stories. We're gonna do something where you can open it up, trying really hard to be like on it. Um, but our dms are open.

Mm-hmm. We have an email in all of our links. Mm-hmm. All of our links. Um, our Instagram. Mm-hmm. TikTok. Yes. We all up on there. Even if you DM us personally. Yeah. And one of our personal We'll find it. Yeah, we'll find it. We're always on social media. I read all of your dms. They're sick. Yeah, most of them are sick.

Yeah. Oh god. Even if you wanna do like a voice recording, like we can play the voice recording. I'll play it. And if you don't want your name or anything in it, obviously we'll just play it, but you won't be seen. So yeah, we don't plan on putting the names in anything. We just want something to kind of like react to and talk to.

Yeah. And I think we get to a point where like, yeah, we could talk forever about we [00:53:00] can any and everything. Yeah. Um, the problem with that is, is uh, I think we get tired of talking about ourselves. We're like at a point where we're like, okay, I don't know about you. Yeah, true. I actually do kind of like talking about myself.

I'm not even mad about it. But also we're doing, but the point is we want to hear you guys' stories. What's your favorite food? We're going back to this. Yeah, we're going back to this Indian food, butter, chicken, garlic, non, no, it's not. Is it really? Yeah. We've never eaten Indian food together.

I just, something about her just screams. I don't eat any of food. I eat Indian food. My mom gets it all the time. I see it on her DoorDash. We share DoorDash, me and my mom. It'll pop up and be like your order from like some sort of Yeah. We eat Indian, Indian food all time. My joint is kab incurring, no advertisement, but I fuck with it.

Greek food. Greek food is everything. Yeah. We do eat Greek food a lot. We'll eat [00:54:00] like, um, I, what is that place I'm not hearing, I'm not telling y'all my joints. No, it's not that deep. It's really not that deep. It's my special places because you know what happens Every single time you air out a good place, suddenly it's overrun.

They can't keep up and then they shut down. We ain't there yet. We will be one time, one day. No, I'm saying, I'm like, no, I'm saying, I'm saying in general, like, like, um, what's his name? Um, it's NEA Mondays. I love NEA Mondays. See, I don't care. It's done. Sorry. We don't get any more. No. If we get in NEA Mondays, it's gonna be good no matter what.

And then there's another one. You there with hat? Oh, I think I've said her there multiple times. We dunno who it's, I've just been like, girl, you don't to deal with it like multiple times. It's okay. I tried. You tried. I love her. It, it is what it is. You gonna be like shady. He's gonna have to deal with bees.

S That's my boo bear, bro. I talk about her dy like, I'm not slipping up any names because I don't think I've ended. Oh. I'm not slipping up on nobody else's name, but like my girlfriend don't slip up on [00:55:00] Ain't nobody else's name coming out. I've had a few, bro. I saw one of my other exes at the bar. I've got a few.

Okay. It's no one's business. I, but I'm airing it out. I've had a few exes, um, but I saw one of them at the bar. This was the bar. The second one

a little. Was he,

Elena: shut up, bro. Shut up.

Des: This is like, this one was like not that long ago. This was like January. Anyway, I saw him at the bar. I haven't seen him in months. And then he went and found my secret TikTok account. That's not so, secret's not secret. Like I hate that she'll say my secret TikTok account.

Like it doesn't say Elena. She's like, did you see I have a secret account? I'm like, girl, first of all, it literally says Elena's TikTok, like in my phone. It'll pop up maybe in your contacts and it literally says, Elena, like, I thought I turned that off for it. Girl. [00:56:00] Even if that didn't pop up, it says Elena's, it's secret.

Well, I don't know. I gotta low key. It's not that secret. I got a decent amount of people on there. Um, that's the one where I was talking about being blonde and all of my comments were like. Ah, you look like a Fox News anchor. Hate that. Hate that for me. You know, I think the stereotype is like, blondes are like the girls that you spend a little bit of time with for a little while, and then the brunettes are the girls.

You wife. I hate that. Isn't that messed up? Oh, hair color war. There has been an insane hair color war going on on TikTok. It's insane. It's stupid. Literally, I hate it so much because first of all, I have been brunette, I have had, uh, blonde hair, I've had all types of hair. It does not matter. You can change your hair no matter what, but like I see people, they're like, what is this?

It's like a someone and they're like, I've never been intimidated by a blonde. Barbies are meant to be played with. Or like, I've never been intimidated by a brunette because Raquel was always jealous of Barbie. And I'm like, can we all just kumbaya [00:57:00] in a circle and love each other? I don't care what color hair you have, I don't, but like the way that, okay.

She feels very deeply about these subjects I do because it's sad because if all of the women in the world just loved each other and got along, we would be so powerful and then we could start the zombie apocalypse. She really wants the zombie apocalypse. There was this one time, there was this one time I used to dye my hair a lot when I was a kid.

Like it was why it was pretty bad and I dyed my hair, but it was with my uncle and I wasn't supposed to dye my hair. And um, I dyed it blonde and as you can tell,

it's not gonna look like that. And so I looked like a, um, yellow stop sign. I mean an orange stop cone, stop sign cone. And my grandma was so infuriated that she drove all the way from where we stayed to Pennsylvania to pick me up that day. Drove me back. We got Cracker Barrel on the way. I love Cracker Barrel.

She does love Cracker Barrel, bro. And then we got home [00:58:00] and literally she was trying to get my hair to turn back to my normal color. And it, yeah, it was bad. Like, kids, don't dye your hair. If your parents say Don't dye your hair, because I looked absolutely ridiculous. I wish I could pop a picture up here, but I don't have a picture.

First of all, kids, if you're watching this, don't turn it off. Don't hair love your hair. Yeah, I haven't, I I don't think I've turn it off. Yeah, I don't think, oh, yeah, me talking

Elena: about

Des: the lube, like, don't watch this. I literally, specifically, 'cause my kids have like, um, YouTube and like, stuff like that. Um, but there's this like monitored and stuff, but I, so, I, so no, I saw.

Yeah. Um, I told them specifically, I said, don't watch mommy's podcast. Like don't watch any of my clips. Don't watch anything that has to do with mommy. 'cause they don't have TikTok or anything. I said, don't watch it. And this is exactly why they're not allowed to watch it. Yeah, hundred percent. Then well then they're gonna know about how [00:59:00] you dyed your hair when you were a kid.

And that's gonna be, I told them, I don't know, I'm the type parent. Like I them all my crazy kids stories. Like when I was a kid. I'm like, but don't do that though. Like, I'll tell them my story and I'm like, yeah, I was acting up and I was doing this and my grandma absolutely hated me and I was so bad. I'm like, but don't do that.

And they listen. They really don't. They listen. Yeah. They don't do anything like this. But yeah, no, they cannot be watching this. Like we were, I remember you were like, they were like, God, we might have seen you. We were like, on what? YouTube, this is an inside, this is an inside joke between us two that you guys can't know how and where they saw.

Oh shoot. Yeah. My bad. Bye. Bad. Yeah, my bad. And on. Yeah. There.

Elena: Don't worry about it. Don't worry, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Alright,

Des: well, damn. Kind of running outta stuff to talk about now. You know, when your social battery, battery just like wears out and dies. We do this all the time where we'll just like talk for so long and this is us in person.

We'll talk and then we'll [01:00:00] be like, the problem is we hung out before this. That's we were talking into an issue. We're like, damn, we're like right before we come to film, we have to like not see each other for a couple days. It works because then we're like ready to talk or like, I feel like it's just like that day because I I because we can talk.

Yeah. We'll sit there and talk and whoever else is at the table will be like, they always Yeah. Hey, hey. And we're just like us yesterday. Yes. Oh my God. Yes. We were at, um, where were we? We were at Tupelo, Tupelo Honey over by Overland and stuff. Mm-hmm. Oh, by the way, I don't mind saying this. We live in Raleigh and I vibe with like being Raleigh.

Like Raleigh, I'm gonna talk about food here, so I'm gonna tell y'all where I'm at. I don't care if people know that I'm not in Raleigh. She's not in Raleigh. She's like literally not that far out of Raleigh. I'm not that far out of Raleigh, but I'm not in Raleigh. And because I personally, I'm not like a downtown.

I did live in downtown for a while. I'm not a downtown person. I'm not a very big like city person. I like the [01:01:00] trees. I like the nature. I like not sitting in traffic for 30 minutes. I'm good on that. She doesn't care. I don't care. I don't get it. I am right in the middle of downtown. I love it. I have everything I need.

Yeah, right there you'll like go to her house and she lives like really high up. And you'll look. I don't go to her house. I know she's like afraid of heights. I'm afraid of heights. And like the five times I've gone, I've literally been like clinging to the wall like a clat. And I like move very slowly and then once I sit down I'm good.

But like going up and down that elevator, I had to help her move. I thought I was going to die. It's not that deep clinging to everything. I have height issues. I don't like heights. I can't even fly. I used to be deathly afraid of elevators. Tell me why. No, tell me why I went to Disney with. Um, like my family and I, they made me get on this elevator ride over and over and over again.

And, um, I love, like, I, I was so [01:02:00] afraid of heights and elevators and eventually I just learned to love it. And I like the adrenaline after doing it so many times, and now I'm over it. I don't care about elevators anymore. I still sink. I sink to the ground when we go up, I go down and then the thing, the thing we'll say, it'll be like going down and I'm just like, no, don't go down.

Like, I'm literally that person and people get in the elevator and I'm like, yeah. In front of 'em and they're my neighbors. No, I don't know what you want me to say. I'm afraid of heights. I'm not afraid to show how scared I am. Oh, I know, I know. We'd be in that elevator. It's someone that I'm like, yeah, I don't know them very well.

They just come in and they like, look very professional. And then Des is like, oh my God,

Elena: we're gonna die.

Des: This elevator. You could take me hiking. You could take me like a natural height. And I'm good. I'm good out here. I go to the mountains all the time now. Yeah. And like literally you could take me hiking.

I could stand at a end of a cliff and be like, Ooh, that's really pretty. But put me in an elevator, put me in a plane. And I'm not, [01:03:00] I'm not doing it. I'm a very big middle because I do love nature and I do love trees and shit. Despite my love for the one sl. I do like the trees and I quite literally will like enjoy the hell out of living in the city.

But I love to go out and be like on a trail or in the woods hiking, and I could live in the, I could live in the middle of nowhere. I've done it before and I love it. I have no problem with it. I'm just in the middle about everything. Literally everything you can think about. I'm in the middle smack nab.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm all the way. Over there. Yeah. She's like all the way over there. All the way one, one way or the other. We will be in the city and she's like, oh, I hate parking. I hate being in the city. Why can't I parking? Like, why do I have to pay to park? First of all, why do I have to pay for rent when I'm floating in outer space?

What do you mean? Why? That's a good question. Why am I on a floating ball in the middle of outer space, but I gotta pay for rent and pay for water, and pay for food and pay to live somewhere that don't make no sense to me. So would you consider yourself communist? I [01:04:00] don't. I just think it's stupid. Why do I, I'm literally, we're floating right now, guys.

We're spinning so fast, we can't even feel it. And we're literally like, yeah, but you're gonna pay to live there. Ah, you're paying today What? I'm broke for this to live on a rock. Absolutely not everyone love a good rock moment. I like living on the rock. I'm okay with paying to live here as long as it keeps spinning.

I'm good. Yeah, no real shit because a while back I thought the world was about to end. There were a few things going on where I was like, it might be my time. It might be my, it might be my time to run around. My machete. My machete. I was talking about that the other day. When I get married one day, which I might, okay, first of all, when I get married one day, I wanna carry a sword down the aisle instead of a bouquet.

I wanna carry a sword. That'd be so cool. Imagine tossing the sword. So the bouquet, I feel like the face y'all just saw is the face that I do all the time when she comes, first of all. [01:05:00] Anyways. I'm ignoring that because I was talking about something I think is very important. I want to have the sword and then I'm gonna toss the sword trip.

I'm not gonna trip because I'm gonna be barefoot. Would that be, you would laugh. She would be she somebody called ambulance. Exactly what I knew she was gonna do, bro. I literally said this shit, bro. I said it. Yeah. Low key. I always played out. I'm like, Elena, this is what's gonna happen. She's like, no, it's not.

And then two seconds later it happens and I'm like, I've, I'm not gonna say I told you so I'm gonna go down the aisle barefoot to make sure that that doesn't happen. 1000% going down the aisle barefoot to make sure that doesn't happen. And I'm not gonna trip barefoot. I've never tripped barefoot. Have you seen me trip barefoot name one time.

I see you trip all the time. Yeah, with shoes on. Feel like a little baby. She's like a little baby that'd be walking around. She can't like find her balance. Not if I walk up on outta here and [01:06:00] trip. I'm my way out. I'm gonna be pissed. Speaking of marriage, that'll be on the next conversation when it comes to my marriage.

Oh, okay. And the things that I can't do. Hopefully it's fucked. And until next time, I digress.