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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Speaker 1: It wasn't me, officer. It wasn't me. Oh, hold on. I gave you the wrong microphone. There you go. How's that?
Speaker 2: Oh, what I said, I was saying, what an intro and then you didn't even let me intro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're up to a good, good, great start. Seems normal. Yep. Typical Friday on this program. And how is Lieutenant Crane doing today? Man, the sun's shining. You're all buttoned up. What are you going to do? I was hoping to ask you out. Take me to lunch.
Speaker 3: I'm right. I do owe you lunch.
Speaker 1: No, remember, you said you got me back because you bought me the the taco truck stuff in St. Anthony. Oh, man. Those were good tacos, too. Why am I always trying to do a good deed for you? I don't know. And we're going to go boating this summer. No, we're not. Yeah. Have you got the boat out yet?
Speaker 2: The weather's been great. Kennedy just asked me. And that's exactly what I told her. I said, it has been awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got pretty lucky with the travel last weekend when T Yellowstone and the one day we were there was when it was pretty decent. So we tried to go back on Sunday and stopped in West Yellowstone. Wind blowing like crazy. Oh, it was awful. So we're like, all right, let's just drive.
Speaker 2: Let's get a t-shirt and go home. Exactly. We're going to hide in here and pay for overpriced souvenirs. Heck yeah. Did you pet any bears? I didn't pet any, but I did see one walking down the road right next to us. I mean, the closest I've ever seen a bear in Yellowstone. Grizzly or black bear? It was a black bear. You ever reach your head down and pet it?
Speaker 3: I wanted to, but I figure.
Speaker 1: You can see the videos. You can get out and pet them. That's what I hear, especially like
Speaker 4: bison, pretty much any animal that you find. It's just a big zoo full of tame animals. So, you know, take it, take it from me. You see an elk maybe near Manna's or something. Just go up and pet them, especially if they have a baby next to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would up, but you didn't want to get out of the car. I was too much energy.
Speaker 1: I was comfy listening to some good tunes, you know, while my phone worked. Oh, it was so great not having phone service. And then you get back to an area where there is and oh, the relentless.
Speaker 3: Like, can you people leave me alone? Oh, trying to get away from it all.
Speaker 2: Man, I didn't know how important you were.
Speaker 1: I can't go out of town. It seems like if I go out of town, I'm going to get bad news. Bad news every time when I was in Vegas, bad news rolls in as I'm walking up to watch my favorite band at the show. Yellowstone about to roll into the park. Bad news rolls in. I'm like, all right, nobody call me anymore. Okay, just don't call me.
Speaker 2: In Vegas was a inflation's even hit us here. The weeds a little more.
Speaker 1: Now I get the bad inflation news just by checking out Facebook every day. Except today because Facebook is broken for some reason. So, man, what a blessing. Yes, no, it's not because we need callers. I can't rely on the Facebook questions today because people can't use Facebook at the moment. So you callers, we're really going to need your help on this program or we're going to be winging it and I'm going to babble on about stupid crap that drives you crazy. I'll bring up that Yoko Ono song. If we don't get calls, we get Yoko Ono fly. Lieutenant Crain's favorite track of all time. Please go. Well, I guess the music doesn't want to work.
Speaker 2: Make a decision. Let's push a button. Try again.
Speaker 3: There we go. Just make a decision.
Speaker 1: I've had it with this week, Lieutenant Crain.
Speaker 2: I want to just reach over and slap your hands and just say push one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just send the show now, everybody. That was traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. I'm done. Done. But no, we're not really going to end it unless you don't call because we're screwed on Facebook.
208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the Advocates. I have something I talk about. Sure. Well, let's take a phone call. All right. Let's go to them first. Who do you think it's going to be? Crazy Jay or Crazy Carl?
Speaker 2: Drumroll. We got to get those two together in the same room. That would be fun.
Speaker 1: K-Bare, you're live on traffic school powered by the Advocates. Who's this? Monday, Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 3: Crazy Carl. Oh, this is a gentleman.
Speaker 5: Oh, man, I'm coming hot off the line today, boys.
Speaker 1: Crazy Carl all jacked up and pumped ready for the weekend. I've had four guys of gully.
Speaker 5: You guys ever drink Red Bull? I love Red Bull. What up, man? So this week's segment, I'm just going to label it. Is it better to ask for forgiveness than permission? So you got Fourth of July coming up. There's going to be block parties. There's going to be alcohol involved.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why you haven't been invited any. I'm sorry, Carl.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Yeah, nothing goes. Me and a sad sparkler sitting in my lawn chair.
Speaker 2: With some Red Bull and some whiskey mixed in it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to say nothing goes better than, you know, some good old fashioned Roman candles and alcohol.
Speaker 5: There you go. So on that note, like, you know, I know, I know some people that are going to be doing the whole block party thing. It's two hundred and fifty years. Right. I mean, it's this is going to be a big year.
Yes, sir. So you're going to have a lot of people drinking out on the sidewalk in the streets and the parks. Are you guys just going to give us like a green card to do that this year?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know the definition of a green car. Yeah, that would give you access to being here.
Speaker 1: A green light.
Speaker 1: A green light. There we go. Yeah, there we go. Green light on drinking in the streets.
Speaker 2: Lieutenant Crane. I can tell you in South, Southeastern Idaho, we have over a million people here and we have about a hundred cops.
Speaker 6: That's why they're always like, don't make me come back here when you're setting off the illegal fireworks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to many other idiots to deal with. Officer Johnson, I said you didn't want to see me again.
Speaker 5: I actually said that one year we had the band in the garage and we got a noise complaint and the cops are like, OK, we don't want to come back here. Well, it came back an hour later. I'm like, I thought you said you didn't want to come back here. Did you bring beer, man? Come on in.
Speaker 1: How do you get a noise complaint on the 4th of July?
Speaker 5: We were pretty loud. Yeah, we had like seven drummers. We had ten guitarists, four bass players. It was literally musical chairs. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: I think you went off the theory my grandpa said that he said, hey, if you play in a band, you don't play good, play loud.
Speaker 5: Our motto as a band was the drunker you get, the better we sound.
Speaker 1: That's what I always thought too. Then I watched the videos after. Wow, you suck, dude. Maybe you should stay a little bit more sober before you play. Just because it feels good at the time don't mean it's good.
Speaker 5: Oh, man. So speaking of forgiveness and permission, that whole thing, free plug real quick. No, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: No, you already got your free plug. You mentioned a energy drink.
Speaker 5: You're out of free plug. Yeah. Two, three plugs. Well, so the senior activity center here in Pocotello, they fed 3000 people last month between meals on wheels in the in-house. They're doing a benefit.
They get state and local funding, but this money that they get from the car show gives them extra cushioned by like art supplies and they have the silver cords. They have dances down there. All the other senior activities. That's enough beat dance.
Me and my buddy always said it's like when our generation gets into the rest home, is it going to be like a bunch of us moshing with our walkers? Heck yeah. On music, you know.
Speaker 1: It'll be good when we're older because yeah, we all grew up on like video games and real entertainment.
Speaker 2: I will have fun in the nursing home. I heard they kicked you out of the last dance down there, Karl, for being a little handsy with the women.
Speaker 5: Hey, they can't run too fast.
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. But anyways, yeah, that's going on Saturday from 11 to 3.
Speaker 2: And did you know how we made that? It's about the elderly and a feeding those in need. Oh, by the way, and there's a car show.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why we're doing it is to benefit. We're going to raise money for these guys. We don't. For you.
Speaker 1: I've just been waiting for you to say something about yourself.
Speaker 5: But yeah, the Outer Limits is hosting the deal. They're going to have food special. You can't slow him down. Just come on down. All right. No, it'd be a good time, man. Yeah. Yeah.
No, that's that's for a good cause. I mean, my grandparents used to play in the silver cords there. I used to go there when I was a kid all the time with them.
Speaker 2: And you know, watch the old people, not the young ones.
Speaker 5: I'm not too far off from being in there, man. Oh, man.
Speaker 1: What hope goes awesome. Karl, thanks for getting the word out.
Speaker 5: No, thank you.
Speaker 1: You have yourself a great weekend, man. I'll take a selfie with me, my sad sparkler, and send it to you guys on 4th of July, man.
Speaker 2: Please do. I want to see it. Karl, I do think you brought up a good question and that is, hey, what's the allowance right on on 4th of July? Just be, just be aware of your surroundings. If you've got a neighbor that you know it's going to tip them completely over, you know they're calling the cops. And if they come and they give you a warning and they leave, you know, they're calling the cops again, right?
Speaker 1: Yep. So know your surroundings.
Speaker 2: If you're having a block party, make sure everybody on the block wants to be involved in that block party. Um, there's discretion in everything. Everybody's going to be celebrating 250 years this year. We have a great country. We need to celebrate it, but make sure everybody's on the same page.
Speaker 5: Right, right. Safe and sane 4th of July.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There we go. And don't let alcohol help make decisions in conflict.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, fireworks and alcohol don't go together great. Our neighbors disturbances.
Speaker 2: Neighbor disturbances. Try to not scream at somebody. Okay.
Speaker 5: I kid you guys not. My neighborhood is like a little bad dad on 4th of July. I mean, these guys, it's like we spent four grand on fireworks. Can't make my car payment, but man, look at all these explosives.
Speaker 1: To this day, my favorite 4th of July was 2020, the year of the pandemic when everything was shut down. That was insane. It was crazy out in the streets. I'd never seen anything like it. Yeah, you know, got to be glad when the government shuts everything down every once in a while, like the 4th of July.
Speaker 6: It made the 4th of July pretty awesome. So this is two weeks in a row. I'll give a thank you to our current president for something.
Speaker 2: You guys are building a relationship. I'm probably the only person who has ever thanked Trump for the pandemic shut down.
Speaker 3: I never hear anything but complaints about the pandemic shut down, but the 4th of July was awesome that year.
Speaker 4: It was insane. I loved it. It was wild.
Speaker 5: I mean, just haze in the sky from so many fireworks being lit off. It was awesome. Oh, that's funny. And also another note, keep your pets inside. They make this doggy calm stuff. You can buy it any pet store, but I think that's illegal in Idaho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to pick that up in Wyoming, Montana, Oregon, Nevada. Oh, no, not that. No, I wouldn't feed my dog that.
Speaker 2: And according to Victor, it's kind of went up in price too.
Speaker 3: Now, what are you talking about? I do not inflation in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: I was talking about hotel rooms and things like that.
Speaker 7: I do not purchase items that are illegal in this state. I'll go take a test right now.
Speaker 2: He said you got super bad news. I thought it was inflation.
Speaker 1: No, for some folks, I'm sure that's sad news because everything has.
Speaker 2: Can fill your car up with gas or by the weed when you got there. Everything's so expensive.
Speaker 6: The drug dealers like I got to make a living too.
Speaker 3: How am I supposed to make a living in this economy?
Speaker 1: We don't even have tourists rolling into town. What are we going to do?
Speaker 5: Oh, man, I will say West Yellowstone must be doing pretty good on our way to to the park. I noticed there was a brand new shop opened up. It's like there's nothing out there
Speaker 3: except weed shops now, especially in the winter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all we need to storm people, pet in a fluffy cows, right? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: You can't buy a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk.
Speaker 3: Give me some whiskey, some fireworks. We were going to the park. People were going to go see some bison.
Speaker 5: Oh, man, right on. I appreciate the show as always, man. You guys are awesome, man.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks, Carl. You have a good one. Man, all right. Have a good weekend. We'll see you. See you up. 208-535-1015 is the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates and please call because Facebook is broken. As we started before, Carl, you were going to get in. Yeah, I was going to get into something.
Speaker 2: Hey, I was going to talk about the moveover log in. We really need to get the word out. I know this is crazy, but Highway 20 and 26, we're getting a heavy load of traffic on that, especially during prime times. Yeah, I didn't notice last weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh, geez.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So what happens if we go out and try to enforce anything, especially on on 26 and 20, people feel especially on 20, they feel like they got to move over in the far lane for the moveover law, right? Yeah. Well, when it's packed and you can't get over, it's more dangerous that you slow down or completely stop because now it lacks traffic completely up. Yeah.
So the law states that if that lane's occupied, all you need to do is slow down under the posted speed limit. Oh, okay. Yeah. So slow down, be cautious. You can look over there and see where the troopers at. Don't look at him and drive over him. Please don't. Or her, but just slow down and be cognizant of where your surroundings are.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, there's a lot of idiots out there. No kidding. As I experienced last weekend. It was fun, you know, trying to guess what license plate was that? It was a little game.
Speaker 3: I recall one person from there was one from Texas that got me very frustrated. And of course, one from California.
Speaker 2: It's funny you brought Texas up because just last night I was driving home from work and a guy from Texas just comes blowing up from behind me. Almost takes my rear bumper off to swerve into the other lane and then my front bumper to swerve over the other lane. And man, it was nice to have a little chat with him. You were in.
Speaker 1: I drive an unmarked. It was in an unmarked vehicle. Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 2: And the speed limit was 70. He was a little over a hundred. So very nice. Taking them down. So what you done is offended me.
Speaker 1: You know what I pulled you over? Yeah, cause you're stupid. Can you do it?
Speaker 3: Stupid.
Speaker 2: Don't know how to slow it down. You don't know how we do things here in Idaho.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are a few state troopers out and about during this time of year. I went park man. I was like, they have this many cops like 200 people live here. All right, let's go to the phones. We'll get peaches and Mike as well. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Wait, this isn't Ronnie. Now, Ravonda.
Speaker 6: Oh Lord, I am so sorry. It's just I haven't spoken anyone in such a long time. Please stay on the line with me. I don't want to lose
Speaker 3: anyone else ever since my husband passed away. It's just so hard.
Speaker 1: Will you help this woman, Lieutenant Crane?
Speaker 2: She sounds like she's ready. I know somebody. I couldn't know Carl. I'll sit him over. What did you say? Hi, Carl.
Speaker 1: He hangs out at places where you live. Did you come over and take care of her? She wants you to come over and take care of her.
Speaker 6: Why would you say that to an old lady? Because we don't like old ladies. Oh well, can you at least tell me a story or a funny joke? I haven't laughed in years.
Speaker 1: I need stories Lieutenant Crain for this old woman.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's further away? The moon or Florida? Please.
Speaker 5: You've just been pranked by prankdial.com.
Speaker 1: I know who made that call. Boy, they got the best of us. You got a call like that recently from a guy. So you hit his car, right? Who wanted to fist fight the parking lot? I've still got that call saved on my phone. You were funny because you were not intimidated whatsoever.
Speaker 3: Who's your insurance?
Speaker 7: What's happening, peaches? There was that post on Facebook that I was going to bring up and then I realized Facebook is still down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is broken. Boy, he's quick. Yeah, Facebook sucks. Do you remember what the post was?
Speaker 7: It was about the putting cameras on all the traffic lights around Idaho Falls and they had to turn the comments off because people were so against that. There was that one guy who suggested doing so.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, somebody said they were doing... We talked about these type of cameras one day. The Florida cameras, is that what they're called? Yeah. Are they really going up at every intersection everywhere?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the city's doing to be honest with you. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, if a city of Idaho falls employed, the mayor or... Yeah, let's have you talk to the mayor. That'd be great. I'd love to talk to the mayor. Her husband's my dentist. He's a very nice man.
Speaker 7: He's saying that because he has access to tools and his teeth. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Don't mess up. Yeah. Oh, remember what you said about the mayor?
Speaker 3: Time to take care of that cavity. The navigating working. Oh, was it pulled out of a saw?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had somebody saw into your jaw, a dentist? I can't say I have. No. It's not pleasant. I had to have what they call a reverse root canal one time. I don't know exactly what they do, but I do know it involved a saw because I was awake and it's just saw into my jaw. It was the worst experience I've ever had.
Speaker 7: At least it's not like the 1800s where the dentist is also your barber, the doctor as well. They just leech everything.
Speaker 1: Just get a drink of whiskey and get in the pliers.
Speaker 7: They'll punch you in the face till the tooth comes out. There you go. I know people complain about the times we're living in. I'll take it over the 1800s any day. I like modern medicine.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. I think it would have been pretty awesome to be a sheriff back in the 1800s. You've got a porch and a rocking chair and a shotgun. And you just sit there.
Speaker 1: You just sit there and wait. Wait for people to walk out into the street.
Speaker 2: But there ain't room in this down for the two of us.
Speaker 7: I was going to say you also died like 38. That is true.
Speaker 1: You'd be out there battling against the outlaws, reading about Marvin Crane in the old history books. Marvin the Kid. Yo callers 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. All right. I'm going to refresh Facebook and see if it has started working again.
Speaker 2: I was going to make a statement too if that'd be okay. I guess. Yeah. All right. I was thinking about what I've been seeing. Once again, when you're merging onto Highway 20 or I-15 or any major roadway like that from an on ramp, it is your responsibility to merge in. The other day I seen a deal where a guy just didn't look up, didn't look to the left, didn't look anywhere. Just come in and almost pushed a semi off into the median. It is our responsibility when we're entering the roadway in that manner to yield to traffic and enter without affecting the flow of traffic.
Speaker 1: And I know there are some spots where that can be frustrating like pulling on its Highway 20 if you're going toward the airport. You know what I'm talking about? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: That little round loop around.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That spot sucks. That's 308. 307. Yeah. We see a lot of accidents over there. So please be cautious. Everybody were in the middle of the 100 deadliest days of driving. And I mean, I did see a number of accidents traveling last weekend.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately we've had our share of fatals already. So we'd like to reduce those. It would be awesome if we could get to zero. That'd be great. But we have to do that through paying attention and keeping our eyes on the road.
Speaker 1: No distracted driving. And who knows? I mean, there was snow in certain areas over the last few days. You never know what you're going to hit. So just be cautious, be prepared. And even during the summertime around here, apparently pack essentials in your vehicle. You don't know what you're going to hit. I saw they shut down the Beartooth Highway.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went to salmon Wednesday and it snowed on top.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Well, summer has arrived, everybody. Enjoy it. Yeah. Winner is warm. Summer is cold. All right. Where are you people at? Are you all out of town? 208-535-1015. The number to call for traffic school powered by the airport. The advocates. Trying to think if there was anything else I was going to ask you about. I guess something.
Speaker 7: All right. What you got, Pete? You know, earlier on the show, Lieutenant Grant. Oh, someone's calling in now. Of course.
Speaker 1: Any single time. We need to bring you in every time because every time you're going to talk, somebody's like, we got to shut him up. Call. Hey, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey, it was Birdo. Birdo, what up? Hey, so I got kind of like an awareness one. So I felt like garbage trucks, school bus, all that stuff. Because like you see people just hauling behind like garbage trucks and they're backing up like back and forth.
Speaker 2: Especially in the Walmart parking lot. Yeah, everywhere.
Speaker 4: That's one that I don't think a lot of people are thinking of or maybe people are just thinking of. I don't know which way to put it, but I've seen a lot of calls.
Speaker 2: I think you bring up a good point that anytime we're around a commercial vehicle of that kind of size, we need to be more cautious. They can't see you as well as you can see them. That's for sure.
Speaker 4: I've seen it where somebody is a garbage truck or whichever is sitting there. They're in a space where they got to take up basically most of the access there. They're going back and forth down here. They're sitting and then people are sitting there waiting or don't want to wait. They're just shoot behind them as they're going back and forth and almost get crushed.
Speaker 2: Almost get taken to the landfill.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get crushed in a garbage truck. That's no fun.
Speaker 3: How did you go out in a garbage truck in Dumpster?
Speaker 1: Yeah, please be cautious, everybody. You know, motorcycles be situationally aware. They're out there. They're hard to spot. Most vehicles have some kind of blind spot. The timing yesterday I was in a parking lot at a grocery store.
Like garbage truck. Somebody just happened to be right in my blind spot, moving at the same pace as me. Becca's like, Hey, whoa, somebody there.
So yeah, just pay attention, everybody. From what she was the safe driver. She was the safe driver. She was like, Hey, hey, don't run that person over, even if they might deserve it. You never know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you definitely don't ever know, but it would not be a good thing for
Speaker 1: I mean, even if they deserve it, you'd still get in trouble.
Speaker 2: Right? Exactly. Even if you put that in your statement, like, do you know who this person is? Could you get me a written statement? They deserve it.
Speaker 3: Period. That's all I got to say.
Speaker 4: Well, appreciate it, guys. Hey, man, have a good one. You too.
Speaker 1: 208-535-1015 for traffic school powered by the advocates. Those who were calling, feel free to call back. What's your question, peaches?
Speaker 7: Yesterday, there was a lady in the hot tub, the one I told you about.
Speaker 2: I thought we couldn't talk about these things. This is what you told me a long time ago. We can't talk about women in hot tubs.
Speaker 7: She's a fan of traffic school, apparently. And she was she was like, is it true that you can pass another vehicle, go 15 miles per hour above the speed limit to pass them?
Speaker 2: That is true. In certain situations. Yeah, as long as the vehicle you're passing is going under the speed limit.
Speaker 1: And that's on a highway, though, not the freeway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the interstate is not the case, like where there's already two lanes going the same direction. Now, the only place it works is there's two lanes, one going each direction. It's a legal passing area. And then also in those highways where there's a passing lane designated passing lane for a short period of time, then you can also do it in those areas. But that doesn't start till the first, right?
Speaker 1: July 1st. So you guys are just pulling people over the right lane.
Speaker 3: You're going down.
Speaker 1: Well, I actually took advantage of that law traveling through the Iowan Park area over the weekend. It's very nice when there's some, you know, just old foggy puttin' along. And you're like, all right, they're going under the speed limit. I can kick it up and pass them.
Speaker 2: And back when I was working on the farm years ago, I was working for the son and the father would take you from different tractors to different tractors. Well, he'd get driving and he'd be on highway 20.
There's times we'd have to go down up and down highway 20 from one farm to the other or out on the country roads. And he'd be like, hey, now you take a look over at that field. He'd be explaining something to you. But every time he was talking, his foot would come off the gas. And then you just coast until he's done talking. Then he'd turn around and start looking forward and drive again. And man, you'd be grabbing the sides of the pick up the cab. You gotta go!
Speaker 7: It's kind of when I was learning how to drive and I had to like look to see if the lane was clear and I would already be going that direction.
Speaker 1: Need to teach that guy what cruise control sounds like. Okay, Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Oh, it's me again. Right. We've even got other people calling.
Speaker 2: So what do you got? Soon as we start talking about old people.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 5: Oh, it might involve old people. So prank, ding dong ditches out. You're going to get shot. But calling people like like prank calling people, can that be a thing or?
Speaker 2: You're going to have to do it quite a bit to get the harassment because in today's day and age, it's real simple. Hang up. I love it when people call me and say, I am just getting harassed to death by my ex-girlfriend or my ex-husband or this person that don't like me. And they're texting me nonstop. Do you text them back? Yep.
Speaker 4: Have you blocked them? Nope. All right.
Speaker 2: Problems easily solved.
Speaker 5: All right. So we, well, time to get on the phones. All right. Well, good to hear from you again, Carl. Please, man. You guys have a good one, man. Later.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Revon.
Speaker 6: Revon. Yeah. I think you were prank calling us earlier, Revon.
Speaker 6: No, no, that actually wasn't me. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: Her and Carl are down at the bar.
Speaker 6: Passing the phone back and forth. Yes. Well, I wish I was down at the bar right now, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's a little early, Revon.
Speaker 6: It's never too early. So I have a question for Lieutenant Green. This would be the place to call. Okay. So yesterday, cop pulled me over and asked me for my license. Okay. And then I, you know, asked him to hold my beer and I took off and he didn't catch me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So what happened?
Speaker 6: This is a. Can I get, can I get in trouble for
Speaker 2: what I like about this story is you hand him your license before you left. That's perfect. No.
Speaker 6: Before I even give him my license, I just then pulled my beer and then I took off.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I distract him and then get a head start.
Speaker 1: You got to make sure you know the officer's favorite kind. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I will tell you this just a couple of weeks ago, about a week and a half ago, we had pretty much the same incident where we had a trooper stop and individual. He give his driver's license up. Then he decides to run. Oh my gosh. We're like, yeah, we'll see you in a little bit. Was he local or out of state? He's a local.
Speaker 7: Never let them know your next move. Here's why I dress.
Speaker 1: Here's all of my information.
Speaker 2: Pitch over for about three minutes and goes, oh, I guess I'm moving.
Speaker 7: Definitely would have handed you like a baseball card like, oh, Ichiro Suzuki, okay. Now, Ravonda.
Speaker 6: Well, they didn't catch, they didn't catch me.
Speaker 2: I'll check the warrant list.
Speaker 6: Ravonda. They don't, they didn't give my license.
Speaker 2: Hey, how come you, your makeup, your mascara was running in your mug shot photo?
Speaker 1: No. Ravonda, didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't you tell me like yesterday or the day before there was a question that somebody had for traffic school? I can't remember what it was. There was like, yeah, a legit question for traffic school. Like maybe it was one of your fellow employees or a friend or something. Do you have a friend?
Speaker 6: I can't remember. All right. It's one of my bar friends. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably. If I, if I can think of it, I'll, I'll throw it out there
Speaker 2: because it was a decent question for traffic school. There is no better place and get law enforcement answers than a bar because most of
Speaker 7: them have a lawyer as a friend. I was going to say, these are bar friends, Sam Adams. Like, yeah.
Speaker 1: I just remember telling you like, well, let's save it for Friday with traffic school because you told me to text Lieutenant Crane.
Speaker 2: I can't believe how many good lawyers there are out there. When you start talking to people that have come from the bars and have been to UI driving and they're like, you do not know my lawyer.
Speaker 6: Well, okay. We'll piece out guys.
Speaker 1: Good to chat with you and talk soon. I see. Oh, geez. Not even a bye hangs up like peaches. I don't know if you've ever talked to him on the phone. No, I have no reason to ever call him.
Speaker 7: He just hangs up. I'll call Lieutenant Crane. Maybe I'll call him. They just really start spreading the gossip with him, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Peaches never says bye. He's just click.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I just take the phone up. If I say bye, that means I've never talked to you again.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you why me and Peaches don't talk on the phone. He, how many years you've been here now? Five, almost six. Yeah. He's been here almost six years. He's been trying to put a deal together with me for six years now.
Come in about three weeks ago, threaten me with this deal again. Hey, by the way, they're going down the gym, shooting the ball around a little bit, getting in shape. Have I heard of a date or a time?
Speaker 7: We talked about it yesterday. When there was there. We had a big promotions meeting and it was certainly discussed. It was on my notes.
Speaker 3: Were they scared?
Speaker 7: No, he's worried he has to play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to play. The thing is, is that I'm going to try to recruit the four other tallest people in East Idaho. Perfect. So far, I got Colby from down the hall. Okay, he's pretty tall. He might be a little slow because he's a strong man.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'd start with talking to my teammates like that. I realize you're a little slow.
Speaker 7: He also like bench presses like 600 pounds.
Speaker 2: So, you know, I'll just continue to talk trash on him for no reason.
Speaker 1: You're making me nervous. He's going to be the guy who's, you know, shoving you guys.
Speaker 7: He's the enforcer. He's like the bowser of our team. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think, you know, upper management just has to look into the the legal.
Speaker 2: Oh, whatever. We never dealt with guys that lift weights.
Speaker 7: Exactly. Beyond scared of straight, they're all fat in the jail.
Speaker 1: So yeah, as we build this thing, you know, if you're super tall, Peaches is looking for you.
Speaker 2: Call him. I want to correct something real quick. I went through the prison system multiple times. That's when I'm not surprised. If you walk through the gym area, them boys aren't no boys. Those guys are some solid men that have some big old guns on them.
Speaker 7: Do they want to join my basketball team? It'd be like the longest yard.
Speaker 1: All right, people. Last call for traffic school, powered by the advocates, 208-535-1015.
Speaker 7: It'll be like Peaches wrecking crew. That's what it is. Peaches wrecking crew. In the movie? Oh yeah. There you go.
Speaker 2: And he doesn't realize that all those big old muscles take oxygen. And basketball's a sport where you run.
Speaker 7: Oh no, that's funny. When you see those bodybuilders try to do cardio and they just, they're even trying to like form a sentence, they can't breathe.
Speaker 1: The muscles are closing in around their lungs. That's why. If your chest looks like that, no room to breathe. You want to watch me lift this piano? We talked to like just a few callers and they all talked for a long time. I'm looking at the clock and like, how is it time to basically be done? Everybody else is saying it's time. Maybe I made a mad when I started talking about the pandemic. People, you know, they get kind of crazy with that. I just said Fourth of July was great.
Speaker 2: I think most people are on the same page as you with the pandemic. That they thought it was awesome. I think that's one of the only things that you're going to agree with most of the people.
Speaker 7: But to the point, I'm not going to be heard yesterday, but Victor said he's going to start eating his own boogers.
Speaker 1: No, I was encouraging. I was a look on his face. I was reading some kind of theory online that said that eating boogers is good for you. No, it's not. So I shared it with all the listeners. It was like, eat them.
Yeah. Here's the here's the breakdown behind that. There was some theory where somebody said boogers are sweet because, you know, the human body makes them sweet to encourage you to eat them because you're exposed to pathogens and it's kind of a like natural body produced vaccine. You're getting exposed to little bits of bacteria and viruses and things. And you build up immunity by eating your boogers.
Speaker 7: See, Lieutenant Green is always endorsing a vaccine.
Speaker 1: Hey, no, this is the all natural way. People who are afraid of the jab, just eat your own boogers. Take the vaccine.
Speaker 2: You'll never, ever get sick or pass it on.
Speaker 1: That's right. Boogers, you know, you don't have to go to the doctor anymore.
Speaker 2: According to the internet, you just eat your boogers. So now we'll know what's going on at the stop sign. You know, stop lights with people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just trying to stay healthy. Yeah, they look a little deep.
Speaker 2: I work out and pick my nose.
Speaker 1: All right, people, I guess we're done. Call us next week for traffic school, powered by the advocates two, eight, five, three, five, one, oh, and five, anything else for the community.
Speaker 2: Please just dry save. Don't drive distracted. Don't be stupid. Don't be an idiot. As you guys would say, a pudding head.
Speaker 3: Don't be a pudding head. That's right.
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