The Hunting Grounds

Deep in the sewer under the sinkhole, a hooked fowler drops from the ceiling and starts reeling Talim in by the chest. The job was ingredients. The crew leaves with man-sized sacks of barnacle meat, a nervous alchemist named Holic, and the creeping certainty that whatever lives further down isn't finished with them.

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System: Pathfinder Second Edition

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What is Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration?

By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

Oh
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Oh
Hi
everybody
Are you excited for another
exciting episode
of
Rockons
It's not good! Yay!
Yay! We existed!
I'm ready
That's how I am
Just
Hang on
Yeah I'm here
Yeah
Are you ready? I just
Did you not hear the shotgun rack?
Is my soundboard messed up again?
No
Sad
I can't pretend that I heard the shotgun
I can pretend that I heard the shotgun
You're also not a gunslinger, Cab
It would be very cool if you were to drive
Yeah
I could've been the black powder phantom
You're right! Oh, I messed up
You're ruined it, you're ruined it, the bed is gone
But hi everybody, welcome to episode 2
of Raccoons
As we get started I want to introduce
to you the amazing players
who will be bringing you all the fun, laughs
and adventure
Starting off with Minerva
Hello everyone, I'm Minerva
I play the
Gnoll Ranger Grey Crocus
You can find me over
at Twitch and Twitter
at PartyDemonS
Super excited to be here, let's go!
Next one, the one who is already filled
with so much gunpowder it's turned up into a ghost
It is Cabal
I died
Oh!
Hello, my name is Cabal
I am your favorite frightening caffeinated cult leader
here on the terrifying, petrifying platform
of Twitch.tv
You can find me over at Twitch.tv
slash Cabal and on Twitter
at CabalVT
And then of course we have our
resident little guy, Froggylock
Hi, I'm just a little guy
Good time zone, I'm Froggylock
I'm a professional artist
and variety streamer
I'm playing the kobold investigator
Beatles above
and you can find my social media platforms
under the same username, Froggylock
And of course we have the one who is
the various mountain of artist talent
Saltyjob
That's me!
And my name is Saltyjob, as I already mentioned
you can find me at Twitch
dot
Well, for as long as Twitch
and Twitter will exist
I am
Saltyjob
on both of them
Topical!
Topical!
Yes!
And
I am playing
Heart
the big ol' Monk
And
this
this session
we might actually
learn what archetype
Heart is
Wow
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
I got couscous
Good for you
I still don't know what couscous is Froggy
you never tell me
It's couscous
Define
Define it
It's a grain
It's like
think of a spaghetti noodle
Now you know those
hard candy makers
who roll out the hard candy
and then they take a little axe
and they go
do do do do do do do do do do do
and they cut the hard candy up
into little tiny pieces
Froggy
just say it's
pasta but rice sized
It's like
pasta but rice sized
It's like
somebody took a noodle
and they went
do do do do do do do do do do do
so it's like a bunch of little pasta
it's basic
it's wet dust
that's right
it's wet dust
I
yeah I like
I like arachnid dude
so explanation for it
it's wet dust
It's wet dust
It's wet dust
But it's good
It's good
It's good
It's great
After finding out
some culinary treats
to inform everybody
on like how
this works and stuff like that
first off I'd like to kind of
reiterate what we're doing
who we are etc.
This is pretty much
Narrative Declarations
Raccoons
we're a whole
tabletop RPG group
you can always find us
at narrativedeclaration.com
or find our YouTube channel
Patreon all that stuff
where you get some of the assets
from this show
or the other shows that we do
and all of that stuff
on our Patreon
and sometimes for free
like we released
a cute little platypus familiar
called Tugbert recently
which is free
so if you're like a wizard
or something
you get yourself a cute little
little familiar
to come around with you
but also
for those who are watching this live
on how to
make a lot of our interface work
you might see some bars
underneath our names
these are hero point bars
and we're playing
Pathfinder second edition
the tabletop RPG system
and in that are hero points
and with hero points
they can reroll
their D20 results
maybe if they're down
they can kind of
come right back up
to help themselves
or they can spin it
on what we do
for the namesake of the show
a narrative declaration
they can basically go
hey I want this cool roleplay
thing to happen
or I want this like neat thing
to occur
that's within reason or so
so they are able to
basically activate
activate their points
to make awesome stuff happen
and you can help them
if you donate bits
only bits
in Twitch
there are no direct donations
and stuff like that
do not count nor subs
but only direct bit donations
and you put hashtag
the player's character's name
but the character's name
except for example for Talim
do hashtag Talim
and all those points
would go to his character
but a percentage of that
also goes to me
in which I have
villain points
so I get to reroll
all the enemies roles
if they fail or not
so I get to
be delightfully evil
kind of balance out
the difficulty
a little bit
with you trying to help out
our poor adventurers
but with all of that
I am Zoran the Bear
I'm your game master
for this evening
and I'm here to make
all of them suffer
and are you guys ready
for another adventure
in the pond's pilaster?
Yay suffering!
Wait
Somewhat
Hell this
I thought we were supposed
to be adventuring
Yeah it's the same thing
Zoran I would like to
to narratively declare
that you are super cool
and thank you for this
Oh no problem
Don't you
So sweet
I'd like to narratively
declare that I get some
hero points
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Yeah
You did you
Did you literally pay?
Oh my god
Come on baby
Let's go baby
Make that zero one
Make that zero one
Let's go
Oh my god
I am hero points
For context for people
only listening
Frog decided that don't eat
500 bits through her own
hero point
So in a weird way
Pay to win
Let's go
I'm back to the system
The only way
she could have been better
if she did the full amount
Oh yeah
is the full 25 amount
It's literally the moment of
Hey GM
Can I have a hero point
for doing that cool thing
No
I don't think that you will
And then just buying it
And going
What about now?
What about now?
You have to slide
Buy me dollar bills
Yeah yeah yeah
The five dollar bill
With like a crude scribbly face on it
I'm like
This is
This is why
Beetle is the
smartest party member
after all
It's true
We're all dead
We're all in big trouble
Oh yeah
We realized that
really early on
Speaking of everyone
being dead
Hi
Does everyone remember
what happened last time?
Uh huh
Uh huh
I'll try to give a
I'll try to give a
brief summary
Thank you mister
No? Okay
So
To remind everybody
of what has happened
last time
You all remember
Ma Ma Ma
Thelma and Helma
From your past escapades
you helped them
with a rat problem
that turned
into a dragon problem
over at Helma's
which is the name
of their eatery
slash tavern establishment
in the pond's
pilaster
I escalated quickly
Yes
And so
what you've
decided to do
they sent you all
a missive
asking if you were
interested in another job
You know what happened
last episode
you all met with the Elmas
and they offered you
a large sum of money
if you would help them
gather food stuff
like some special ingredients
some special
special
special yum
yummies
from either
rare monsters
or unique things
somewhere in hunting
grounds of the pond's
pilaster
After talking to Gippuk
the kobold hunter
you all
were sent forth
over to a
sewer entrance
that is near
the giant sinkhole
that's within the pond's
pilaster
in the city of Outset
So as you entered inside
you encountered
a friendly alchemist
named Holic
and after helping him
slay some of these
rotten flies
that have infested
his storehouse
you guys have rested up
and are now
currently sitting
with Holic
over some
substances
that he has offered
all of you
you see that Holic
has placed in front of you
all some tea cups
as he slides them
over to you
he'll go
here
it's something
for your
trouble
thank you so much
for helping me
and you all remember
that you helped Holic
by indeed slaying
those flies
and help preserving
his giant flower
that he has been
keeping
inside of his storehouse
and you all learned
that that is where
he gets most of his
alchemical
regions from
apparently he has an
interesting
potency to it
but you all are
still within Holic
stin here
you see that he is
trying to
offer you
some refreshments
what do you all do?
I'd like to get a
nice sniffle snort
at that tea
trying to figure out
what kind of tea it is
I'd like to sniff
Grey's tea
oh
my tea
yeah
yeah
he leans over
and uh
he's like
oh stop poisoned
just trying to like
just trying to like
just like grab
like grab it
and try to keep it out of
like reach of beetle
so his snoop doesn't get it
yeah
hey
hey
hey uh
you know what
it smells good
but I could
taste test that for you
you two and beetles
gonna swing around
and start
at heart
at heart's tea
the beetle
thank you bro
do you smell anything
we'll
we'll get to you in a moment
Minerva
uh
go ahead and roll me a perception check for Grey
as you smell this liquid
okey dokey
roll
that is a natural one
that's a one
I can't believe I rolled a nat one
on the first roll of the session
and the fun thing we do here at narrative declaration
is that if you roll a natural one
you complicate
and from the amazing individuals
who
uh
who support us on patreon
submit various complications
which if you support us on patreon.com
force last narrative declaration
you too can submit some uh-ohs that happen
i can't believe you're getting a complication
over smelling some tea
no no
this is great
last
uh last session was uh
the session of rolling fives
now it's the session of rolling ones
it was the session where
i rolled a one
and then i hit my head on things
and then i became clumsy
and now
now i guess it's just left over
and now grandma has a bad nose
i i've only got three words
to describe this situation
the curse persists
i hate this
now i have to
now i have to look for a complication here
to our super long list here
um but as i'm finding your punishment
uh beetle
could you please roll me a perception check
oh yeah
yes
hmm
that is an 18
excellent
with your 18
does anybody else want to uh
do a big sniff
can't you evaporate it
oh no
you press something on your numpad
you gotta rebind it
yeah i really do have to rebind that
yeah
i'm sorry
yeah
it's just one of those days
heart is gonna drink it
heart is gonna drink it
cuz he is a polite boy
awesome
i uh
let's see
oh my god i'm just going through all of our things
and unfortunately a lot of them are character specific
for most of the complications
we can't use it
if it's only for one character
the thing we're not supposed to do when we submit complications
yes
you think you're lactose intolerant
some milk in the tea
oh my
oh no
grandma no
i'm just saying lactose intolerance is a complication
if i
like that's one of the
nature's first complications
you know
i was just gonna say i get tea up my nose
dang
is that coming from personal experience froggy
shut up cab
since
since all of the complications are very personal
we can make one hyper personal for gray crocus and go
your scent is now reduced to five feet
oh
oh
everything smells like tea
everything smells like tea
i found one
it was it was kind of used previously in the past
but i think it would be a perfect one used here
we're gonna use one
from ringwraith93
and it's called breach the veil
for you miderva
um
whatever gray
what is what it says here is that your perception check works a little too well
and you end up seeing things that you never intended to see
gazing at the planes that are normally beyond your perception
and what you see is a most disturbing sight
you have to make a save
you have to make you make a will save
you'll be stunned
for one d3 rounds
so roll me
oh my god
roll me a will save please
okay
i like how chat is just like
oh no it's the lst
you rolled a six
a six
a six
no
oh my god
this is gonna be bad
all right i need y'all to carry today
so gray
you um
you take a good whiff of this liquid
but apparently something about the maybe like an ingredient or chemical or something that was placed inside of it
you it's just like it was like a doctor who tunnel just
you need to see colors and everything else and it looks brilliant it looks wonderful like you
everyone who looking at you just like in a stuck in a gaze of just amazement
but then the horror starts
your deepest fears begin to flash before you like the willy wonka tunnel just horrible imagery
things that you have feared in your past life
lives that have now come into fruition
all of your horrible memories rushing in repressed thoughts just coming forward
and you are stunned
for about a round so you're gonna be stunned for a good half minute
grew up
standing there
cup in hand slowly shaking
as i stare off into the distance eyes going wall-eyed
just
beetle slow i would i don't tell me if i have to roll for this but i would like beetle to take her tea and drink it
like he waves his hand in front of men's face or grace's face and then he just slowly sits back down reaches over takes her tea
puts it back in her hand
you do it just fine to
big slurp
there's all your perception check by the way so you know if it's poisoned or not
it's not poison
it's still very delightful actually
it's delicious
you'll see hollick lean over
lean over and go like
i see you healing
enjoy it that much
i can
pour you some more
i would love
if you could top this off
and i'm gonna i'm gonna take mint's cup again
i'm gonna drain it completely and pass it off to hollick so that i can start on my own cup
while he's real filling that cup
and i'll be like
and i'll look down to hart and talimu and be like hey you guys you need your refills
gremlin ang glutton you gotta love beetle
you need your refills you need your refills you need your refills
talimu will actually be sitting there he'll be uh
sitting while he like floats in the air and he has what looks to be a ghostly book
um out in front of him that's cracked open he seems to be like scribbling notes in it
um
and muttering to himself and he looks at the tea and he'll look over at beetles like
no no you're you're more than welcome to that my friend
i'm going to get the tea
now you have three cups
i've got three
i've got three cups
hart puts his empty
uh
emptied out tea cup
on top of beetle's head
like in between his eyes
nice
joe is this the only payment that we're
that we're that we're getting
yes
beetle looks into his
his three cups
just stares
looks his reflection looks back at him
he looks up at talim
on top of uh
a discount
uh
talimu will like look up from his book and look at it it's like uh
it's like my
fellow friend in alchemical pursuits
i believe we had also discussed maybe speaking about uh
various
substances
that you use
perhaps even
formulae
and spices
spices for the thing we're doing
maybe even more of this tea we could take it with us
gray is still zoned out
she has nothing bad
her heart picks up
gray and like
holds her
not like in his arms
but like tries to hold her up with one arm under hers
she just lets this happen she's just like
what
feeling a little bit
spice
the spice
it was too strong
olick will uh
will kind of steeple his fingers a little bit and be like
oh yes we can
go over those details
i uh
i can definitely provide you with uh
all the spices
sorry my memory's been
wopped
as of late
yeah
and you'll see
holick will uh reach under
uh this makeshift table that he has
kind of being propped up by barrels
and he'll place a couple uh
you'll place several bottles on top of it
and um
he'll also go like
and he'll look to you to lean and go
oh for
formulae i can
maybe teach you a couple things once you get
acclimated
but probably not now
i have to
get back to work
you see because of the fly situation
i haven't been able to
restock and
after you've used some of my uh
things
to help with the situation
i'm a bit low on stock
side-eye
side-eye down at beetle
beetle
kind of like
sits really small
half under the
makeshift table
at this point
he's like
he's starting left and right
completely understandable my friend
perhaps we could even make a
mutual exchange of formula
when the time comes
yes
you can definitely come back at a later time
and i'll help you
and you see holick will kind of you know
delightfully tap his fingers together as if he's clapping
um
but he will push some spices your guys way
and um
and will also
take the
he'll take the little uh
kettle that he has
and kind of places it in front and go
have had it
little dog
beetle grabs up all the bottles of spices
shoves them into his fanny pack
and uh
grabs the kettle
and and drinks it down
and puts the kettle back up
with a
like a coke commercial
like when they
when they drink it in slow motion
and the drops roll down
yeah
and then he turns around he goes
okay
so that's the flavor down
now we need things to put the spices on to cook
we gotta find something exotic down here
oh yeah a meat
a protein
yeah protein
exotic he's saying
perhaps we could ask a host
oh yeah
you can help answer
anything you like
we're actually
you can help answer anything you like
we're culinary enthusiasts
we're
we're here to look for
the
greatest flavor
in the sewer
mmm
like you're laughing
a man with no nose
he ain't tasting shit
well i hope not
give him where he lives
he ain't tasting shit
he ain't tasting shit
well i hope not
give him where he lives
gray simply blinks out of sync
it's just
there's one way to
he shy at the same time
you've been hanging around beetle too much
she's just gone
she's gone
so what do you eat down here
what do you eat down here
that might be a good place to start
what do you eat
yeah they do uh
they do say that alchemy was born in the kitchen
so uh
you have something right
i like to usually hunt the uh
little hooked fowlers that like to uh
hide themselves in the ceiling
what do you hunt dude
yes these little things like to
capture various little things
and they
like to feast on them
crunching their little bones
and sometimes i'll
just snatch whatever they captured
sometimes it's rats
sometimes they can even
fish in the water
but
i just collect what i need
sometimes i've gotten very good at
avoiding them
but you're saying that there are
selective eating creatures
within these sewers
sort of yes
yo we we got it
we got the protein
there's creatures in here
that eat one thing
if we know anything about anything
it's that a thing that eats one thing
that's the
that's the tastiest guys
uh
i'm bigger than a rat right
like if we if we go out
i'm bigger than a rat
right
i don't know we are in like the
in the deep sewers
there's some big rats down here
okay so i'm gonna
i'm gonna walk beneath you heart
like between your feet
if they're in the ceiling
this is about
this is about to be either the
the arc where
where beetle gets eaten or becomes a cavalier
i'm into it
it's super cool to me
i'm into it
it's super cool to me
it also has an elongated face and
and beetle feels a slight companionship with it
using a rat companion for a mirror image technique
i can't tell the difference
i can't tell the difference
put a little bow tie on
no
shave this paint it's green
that's a great place to start
it's okay
so you wanna
you wanna go outside
and i'll stay under you
big people
and uh
we can you know
you can you can look at the ceiling
oh yeah dude i'm tall enough
i can probably grab him
right
and holic for some affirmation
right
up
yes it's
up there
sometimes you'll find holes
where they'll
better drag you into
especially
little
little ones like
like beetle there
especially
tasty
somebody get the banjo
we're about to go sewer noodlin
beetle looks at holic a little offended
like he's got his fingers splayed
on his collar
and he just kind of backs up
and climbs up heart
to holster himself
at heart's waist
you wanna
you wanna rope up
and
and that heart pulls out
his 30 foot chain
you wanna
you wanna hook yourself up
yeah beetle takes the chain
and he ties himself to heart
now
you said holster
yourself at heart's waist
yeah like a big iron?
yeah
yeah i know i just got an image
of like
heart
in a poncho
with the like
10 gallon hat
throws the poncho aside
whips out a cold bold
who's holding a crossbow
that fires
yeah
improvised weapon
exactly
so
heart currently has
gray
under his arm
and now he has
beetle
basically
baby leash to him
yeah
what a time to be alive
yeah
oh yes
celine can now
hover above him
and it's all the trif
like the quadrant
is
perfect
we're like a gundo
yeah we're like a big mecca
sheva
sheva
all right
well i see that you uh
there's a couple things i just want to
warn you about
just in case
oh yeah holic
yes
i have one last question
you're you're um
are you a merchant
or would you say that you are the guy that actually makes these things
these
these
alchemical creations
i think i'm a little bit of both
you
if you'd like to peruse whatever tiny stock i have left i'm
more obliged as hell
things have been rough
heart steps over towards talim
with the rest of the entire party
uh
just dragging them over here
as uh
he leans over to talim
and fishes out a little thing in his massive hand
and he opens it
curled open only to talim
looking over at holic
and whispers
over to the spectral entity
do you think that
he might enjoy this
heart is currently showing to talim
their own
their own
their well-known
alchemist and magic user within the group
an emerald
that they own
that is worth
twenty gold pieces
uh
can i
use a
uh
crafting check
to know if
emerald would be useful in any alchemical
as an alchemical component
and thus valuable to holic
sure
all right
let me go over here
let me pull up my crafting
i have a plus seven to it
and i'll roll that
for a total of
wait i can't
here it is
for a total of twenty-one
on my uh
my crafting check
awesome you
you can definitely tell that maybe in some
high-end maybe some weird alchemical recipe emerald would
be useful but you know nothing you know nothing like
common at this level would kind of work out
basically basically no you don't think it'll work
out chemical wise for him
but you do know that these are valuable and you can basically
kind of use them instead of using gold you can just trade it off
it's like here's here's something valuable i'm going to use this for trade
uh
you know that he would he would accept it as payment for something
yeah so uh tolimo look at the emerald and be like i only know of
or esoteric formulas that would use emerald as their components
black magic
please
use it as currency
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
hey hola
hola
it's real funny because we all have the animated vtuber avatars or so
so i can always notice when froggy's eating
nooo
you're just going
num num num num num
no stop
you have the most expressive mouth it's natural to happen
yeah you have like flappers for mouth so it's just
i finished it i finished it don't bully me i'm finishing my goose goose
you know what your cobalt like design reminds me of you know like in like in elementary when they do like the greater end and lesser end symbols you know like the gator eats this side
the gator eats this side
beetle what are you eating beetle eats faster
what are you having in your mouth
what are you having in your mouth what are you having in your mouth
beetle books it
i'm sorry i'm sorry
i'm sorry
i'm sorry heart you're asking a question my bad
yeah
so hola how would you like to have your hands on and he opens up his hand almost like a magic trick and tries to present it as like
wow like as much of a big deal as possible this gemstone
you can see heart's eyes through his hair where they get big wide and he like wiggles his fingers over the gym
to enhance his value
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah straight up like his hands start glowing a little bit through his flaming heritage and
it glows up like around the gem just a little bit it's not like enough to do anything except that it might look a bit more fancy and he holds it forwards like would you perhaps be interested in this treasury that we have in exchange for maybe
something
something
juiceful
what are you talking about beetle looks terrified
because of how you're presenting it feel free to roll me a diplomacy or a performance check
i would much prefer a performance heart sucks at diplomacy
what no
i i like chats
because it's an emerald so i was like hollick looks at the emerald
hmm
the emerald
the emerald
i i wish to reroll that one
oh
i wish to use my hero point huh
yeah i wish to use my hero point that chat gave me to reroll it
thank you so much chat
um
that's the same number
oh my gosh
that's the same number huh
cool
i need to make sure that uh my module actually has the dice rolling here
okay
i hope it does
i can't make sure check and see the rolls
minecraft villager the entire time
hollick will look to you uh hard and go like
oh well
it's a
little hard to
you know try to get the goats worth out of jewelry these days
you know i have to you know try to get appraisal
and then call in an expert sometimes to make sure i get the value
i um but sure i can take it as payment still if you want to buy things
unfortunately due to my stocks being very low i only have a couple of healing potions left
well
well you know you know a wise man
winks over at talim
once told me to invest in local businesses
no
no
that's that's beetle saying this in character to you kind of like grabbing grabbing at your big stupid meaty bicep
that's holding the emerald out
heart heart is just untouched by this
he just stands there as be like
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
but uh what is it uh talim will kind of like float down look at beetle and is like
now dear beetle
we must realize that we will need some supplies especially with
certain individuals
that uh
tend to drive ahead
and he like tilts his head at an unnatural angle
beetle looks like he's gonna cry
why are we just spending our silver and copper on health potions
why are you trading an emerald
don't worry beetle this is not that
why is that happening
this is an emerald
no
uh
fucking knuckles over here
that's me
that's me
knuckles
oh no
knuckle is the enchilada
it's
it's heart
and heart
and heart
featuring heart
from russia
delimsy reason
what is this happening
uh heart steps forward
and puts uh the emerald on the desk
and it's
and he
and he
he acts like when beetle is just clenching over him
he's going
and it's not like he would lie beetle
and then he puts it down on the desk
he stated that it's hard these days to push around jewelry
it's fine
wouldn't it make more sense to give him our coin
nah nah nah nah nah nah
this is a business deal
this is a business deal
oh
treasure treasure
you know people
uh
as you
as you
go ahead i'm sorry
do i know the value of an emerald
can i
you can take it and make an appraisal
yeah i think you i think you did look it up actually
uh you appraised the emerald
uh it would have the price on it
i can't remember how many pieces of treasure i've appraised
20 gold
yeah
okay if i if i know that beetle's gonna
that's worth 20 gold or pick it up
pick it back up
take it off the table
but beetle it's an investment
it's not easy
while they're arguing
while they're arguing
gray in all of her stupor
kind of just reaches over
and takes the emerald
and just kind of goes
ooh shiny
you feel free to be uh no longer
uh stunned and such
all right
at this point you should be good
okay this will be
on the way
from my inventory
beetle starts untying himself
hollick how much are the health potions
oh well
i only have
five
potions healing potions left
and all
all five of them will be about
20 gold
no no no no no no no
i'd like to untie myself from heart
to climb up on the table
and rush hollick
with the math is four gold for each
each potion you'll uh
you'll set them out and you'll see
they're all nicely labeled with
very pretty cursive handwriting
and you'll see uh that each of them
are uh minor healing potions
is it a four gold stamp on them
and one of them is peeling back
slightly and you see that it's three gold
three gold underneath it
that sounds like a narrative declaration
if anyone was going to ever make one
but you don't have a hero point so
it's four
i'd like to ask if i could uh
do maybe a uh is it society
maybe a society check from living here
like and i'm assuming health potions are
readily circulated items given
what you could do is you could confer with one of your party members who might have mercantile lore or something else to uh help you in a business transaction
whoa
my merchant isn't helping me my merchant betrayed me
you're a merchant
you're a merchant
wants the little dog person to not perish through their own devices
what
yeah but if you want if you want to ask her you can uh you can either do a crafting to kind of determine the value of an item or you can do society if you want to also be like oh what have i heard around you know living in this place or what other shopkeepers that i might know
i'll allow that roll
okay i'll do a society
see what my my little man knows
19!
uh you do know that it is priced very fairly
oh okay
oh okay
you know what i just remembered something only just now
here you go take the emerald there you go
that's nice that's nice i'm patting the emerald put the emerald in his hands pat his hands
gray looks a little sad as the emerald is taken away from her
there's my emerald
aww man
you see that uh holic will slide the vials to you all and go here you are
and uh i have added all of the uh minor healing potions to the party loot thing
um you should also have access to that so feel free to steal one for yourself feel free to discuss that amongst yourselves
um but as you all
ew
as you all may be deciding that internally holic will uh uh tap his fingers together and go like
sorry i don't have much more for you but over the spices and such will be very helpful in your endeavors as payment
but um i do want to make sure you are aware of something i assume you're going further in the sewers
oh yeah dude looking for that protein
uh yes yes i um have to let you know that uh where i got my uh ingredients and food for the flower
i uh unfortunately it seems things have got a little bit rotten
so what i would like to warn you about is that further down i have barred the way a little bit and closed the gates
but if and it seems another group try to go by
and do something over there
i've not heard them come back out
oh boy
thanks holland
thumbs up
and do be careful of where you step
these sewers are quite unstable after the
the laster fell and created the sinkhole
these sewers have been
very unstable
it gets further more established further than you go
but
there's some places you have to be very careful of
duly noted
harp gives holland
a finger gun
and like he points a finger gun at him and goes
i would like
i would hire you
that's the term right
points over at talim like just for assurance
points back to holland
but uh we're already splitting this four ways
and i'm already repaying the rest of the team
so i'm already kinda in debt
cause a guide in the sewers would be a really smart thing to do
but bro i ain't got the cash to do it
i'm sorry
we don't need a guide let's just go
let's go
come on
let's go
heart grabs beetle and puts him in the holster again
yeah yeah holster beetle
put me down please
puts down grey
but spins beetle on his finger
and then puts it back in the
the big beetle alone is hip
cobalt on his hip
cobalt on his hair
someone take the lead please i'm still just a little disoriented
oh yeah i was supposed to go first i am the one to be grabbed by the things
bye holic
and then he starts walking
oh if you ever need to take a break
you can always come
spend the night
i can't
weird champ
weird champ
look forward to our future business engine
of course
goodbye
and
you'll see that holic will uh
up over and like lead you guys out you know try to be a try to be a good host
and as he leads you all out the door um he will say
oh and uh
i need to go take care of several things but
dude look out for
charles
and he closes the door
and he locks it
charles
what
you know sometimes i think that guy wants us to die
so he can feed us to his plan
that guy
that guy
that guy's a little sus
nah
i don't think so
he lives in what's practically a vet
alchemical fumes
as you guys
as you guys exit out of holic stay
uh there are several places you can go
um
up to the north of you is where the sewers do continue
uh but you see that there are makeshift wooden bridges that will cross uh
uh
they'll cross the two side walkways
uh that's gonna help you cross over the rushing water
now as you look at the sewage water
it is going fairly quickly
you do know if you do fall into it
um
that it will be a bit of a struggle to get out of
so you do need to be careful
um
but further on you hear the dripping waters and bits and bobs of the sewer
where would you guys like to go
ah and who is on map duty
look
decide map duty
looks at beetle
what why are you looking at me
you're the smart one bro
what does map duty mean
you take piece of paper and you scribble down the roads on it
what
look at map see what way goes best
yeah
you don't get lost dude
and he taps his temple like
yeah smart
so beetle pats himself down
he doesn't have a map on him
no we have the map that was given to us by the the kobold hunter
remember yeah
yes
context the kobold hunter gave you directions to get here he didn't give you a full layout of this place
but there's a map
yeah he led you here
you know he didn't tell you what anything was inside
but there's a backside to the paper which means that beetle can draw on it
those little grippers
yeah
yeah sure i've got some chalk so i'll i'll draw in white chalk on the white paper
and i'll give i'll give heart a thumbs up after i i make a little x
to mark where we are
you can fancy paper from
the gross yellow white paper whatever
okay
rolls up the map
rolls it out again
it's all just white smears
yeah
yeah exactly
beetle looks at it
nods
he's satisfied
he rolls it back up
okay so
if we fall in there
that's gonna be a bad time
why don't we go across
down to that corridor
i don't think anything that's hanging out on the ceiling
is gonna be hanging out above that
unless it has no nose
all right i'ma
i'ma look forward
you guys can look upward
in case there's like a grabby thing that he talked about earlier right
yeah
good
i have one question zoran
for the purpose of my ghost fight
um
does the surface of the water count as a surface
mmm
for what context are you asking for
do i just hover above the water or do i fall in
so
because because you're a ghost and how things are weird with it
what i what i'm basically going to a
uh kind of label on how you like go across
if it is a surface as in like hard surface or so
like if you go to water i'm going to make you sink
okay
for context of that um
so like i'll allow you like to kind of like glide into it a little bit
so you get a little bit of distance i'll grant that but you're going to go like
and
for context or else you you break the game
you know
so
i did set off i did set off the pressure plate i did set off the pleasure the pressure plate
yeah that one dungeon i was just like i was like you know what i'll try my luck
yeah for for context i um
like if previously we did that i'll say like if there is like a pressure plate on the ground or so
you see like a trip wire you go over just fine
but that's right because it's because you float basically you kind of like constantly flying
is it the moment where instead of heart or beetle or anyone going into the water you have to
right into it uh tell him like slowly
i just no clip into the water
yeah
gmod collision sounds
so you say go across
that's what beetle said yes
yeah
let's go
anyone knows any good exploration songs
i know the game
as you uh as you guys are going across but i'd like to ask all of you
i'll start from left to right what you were doing as uh as you go across this dungeon
and i kind of asked this last time we first started the dungeon
um i'm going to ask you to use your initiative thing on your character sheet to help me
because i like to track it and it's an easy way to track it
so uh gray as you're going across the sewers and stuff
and be it i'm going to move you so you're not stacking a token there
uh as you're going across are you just looking around for things
are you like sniffing around a whole bunch
yep uh sniffing and looking around trying to hear anything outside of the rushing water
uh below see if anything is uh sticking out
awesome go ahead and on your initiative tracker uh roll me a perception
you'll see the perception thing there there you go
i rolled
a hole 23
awesome
faleem
what are you doing as you're going through are you constantly getting ready to cast a spell
you casting a cantrip over and over uh like you're detecting magic a bunch
are you just keeping an eye out like what what do you think you're doing as you're going through
as you know considering that we are in a uh dangerous and you know like
probably uh considering previous encounters uh
inevitable combat scenario uh to lean we'll have his uh we'll have his sword out
and we'll be kind of like just slowly uh cycling um like magic or you know like ghostly energy through it
and uh so you know in an effort to be ready to lash out with a spell strike or a spell uh depending on the situation
okay so go ahead and under your initial thing uh do our arcana for me
and then roll that
okay there we go so i got a plus seven to that and i rolled a total of nine i rolled a two perfect nice
nice
nice terrible
what are you doing as you're uh exploring the sewers
uh heart is the way maker not the pathfinder
haha i get it
uh he uh he uh if if there's any like fallen over debris
he's the one that shoves it aside
uh if there's anything like you know uh broken planks or anything
he's the one that helps people get over by like lifting them over and stuff like that
he's the individual that looks forward instead of upward or around him
he's the one that keeps a happy mood and tries to look as big as possible so that everyone else gets to hide if something appears
so what role are you trying to aim for
uh it's up to you but i'll take whatever you'll give me
uh perception is maybe the basic
perception is then
i i could say athletics but that's uh that's a bit far-fetched
um
no so you just flex when you walk
oh yeah i'll flex super hard
that's how i roll my initiative
yeah uh here we go
wow
i rolled a max 20 for a total oh my god
what's your initiative
ah casual 25
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
not the big
heart's eye sticking out through his hair
giant spider pops down you know
i'll just suplex it
yeah you know
like a wall worm appears and he like squishes it and goes
ooh snack
beetle
oh my god
beetle what are you doing as you explore the sewers
so beetle has been told to make a map
uh i would like to roll i guess either crafting or performance for the effectiveness of
my map making
yeah well
but unfortunately since beetle has been told to make a map
he is not really looking
uh out for anything
he's kind of just tracking the path they're traveling and then mimicking the lines with the chalk
awesome so go ahead and uh i think crafting would be the most appropriate so go ahead and roll me dad
yeah okay
that's an 11
awesome
i will update you thing on my thing here
okay so
with that go ahead and continue on ford
for context i think our stream had a little bit of a issue like nothing cancelled on my end weird enough
it's like twitch is having a problem
but um for con recons and people rejoining us if people still hear us on chat please uh just tell people to refresh the stream
because uh we don't know what's going on
but um
yeah so basically
heart's uh keep an eye out getting ready for things with the 25
gray is also keep an eye out sniffing a bunch with the 23
uh beetle is writing is scribbling down a little map with an 11
and talim is getting ready with his magic with a 9
uh for just context of the other exploration stuff
uh feel free to continue on
okay
heart
heart
uh hums a little adventure tune
the adventure line family parable
what you see before you
inside of this corridor is where as you heard the honics and things have been crumbling
as you guys have kind of seen in the sinkhole ahead of you
uh for those you may know a little bit of the history of the pond splash
you do know that something massive that would fall through would destabilize the earth
so any infrastructure and such would have shifted and caused
cave-ins and things like that and there seems to be an example here
that uh several large rocks and boulders and even bits of statue you even notice
have fallen through the top and have now filled in
uh creating a bit of a cave-in
but all of you do notice that there's just a little bit of a way
you can get past these rocks
hey oh my big
bot might not make it through there but
uh pulls out
with like a swirl
he he pulls out beetle from his hip holster
oh
buddy it's your time to shine
wait what?
don't shut me in there
no no no no no no no no
what if there's one else you think
but buddy
bro it's what you're good at
you're great at this
no no no no no just take this just clear it
just clear it so you can fit through it
and beetle starts scrambling for his crowbar
he drops the map he drops the chalk he's a mess he's freaking out
don't don't put me in the hole don't put me in the hole
what if there's one of those bug things
dude i won't do it if you don't wanna
what if there's one of those bug things
if you put me in there
there won't be any bug things
if you put me in there
you have to promise me you're gonna hold on to the chain
buddy
i will never let you go
don't let me don't let me go
you're my bro bro
clasps hearts hands
looks up at him
both eyes looking past his head
bro
don't let me go
we're brothers bro
beetle
if it would help
another person who might be able to get in behind you
is Talim
look at how thin he is
he is very skinny
he is skinny ghost man
he will turn around from looking behind the group and watching their back
he's like
no no you are built though
you are built though like shredded
i've seen it
yeah yeah yeah
you are like skinny thick
like you went to sit down once and i could see how square your butt was
yeah yeah good
but but gotta be honest gotta be honest here
like he holds up his hands
but beetle isn't one of them
i'm gonna be honest here
you are still a ghost dude
like you have problems picking up like a rock
okay
alright
so
if it will ease beetle's anxieties i will go with him
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
in fact do you want to go in first
he will
he will
and he will start
he tightens down the the ghostly straps of his shield
he's like fine
i suppose i am equipped for such a task
you are dude
i believe in you
and he gives a thumbs up
i'm just i'm just saying i'm shaped like their favorite thing to eat
so
alright so
i guess i'm going to be going first soren
um
absolutely
i see my my acrobatics try and uh
shift through the rocks and the rubble
and uh proceed down this little corridor
absolutely
you notice as you you go over the rocks just fine
um the rocks and the rubble and stuff on the ground would act as difficult terrain
but you're able to float through just fine
because of your ghostly visage
and as you get closer here you see that um
it would require uh everybody else here
do you see the gap here to just get past this
that they would have to squeeze by
um
it'll be a lot easier for you
due to your ghostly nature
so if you like to squeeze through
it'll take you a little bit for it
you can roll me an acrobatics check to squeeze
which is an action by the way
if you want to look it up for Pathfinder 2e
it is an action
okay
so i will roll my acrobatics
i have a plus six to it
and
i rolled
an eleven for a total of seventeen on my acrobatics check
awesome
you're able to start beginning to squeeze through just fine
which i will move you
here
and beetle will follow in behind him using his ancestral feet slither
which makes him an expert at moving through extremely tight spaces ladies
and his chain will
whoa
whoa
whoa
and he's precise
he's an investigator
he's precise
and he's a little
he's a little
he's still got his chain around him so the chains like rattling and clattering as he's going through the
worming through the crack
and
i would like to try and squeeze between the rocks behind a beetle
absolutely
ready to roll
so
yes roll me an acrobatics check
unless your feet just
read out your thing for me exactly what slither does so people
yeah you're an expert at moving through extremely tight spaces
you gain the quick squeeze skill feat
even if you're not trained in acrobatics when you roll a success on an acrobatics check to squeeze you get a critical success instead
which means
you squeeze at full speed
awesome
so go ahead and roll my acrobatics check
yeah if i succeed i squeeze at full speed
full speed
you know
a skill not many have but
you know
that's
that's a 13
so with your
with your feet
beetle
you'll see that Talim i'm gonna place you forward here
just to kinda get you
you are able to
for the time it takes
you're able to get through just fine
beetle
you have found yourself squeezed forward
just fine
and
gray you also wanted to try to squeeze through right
yes
go ahead and place yourself over to the bottom left here
yeah
yes
so
Talim
and beetle
which i can
you can move one left
gray if you would like
whoop
Talim and beetle
what you see
what you see unfortunately
is something
that snaps
at you
oh
unfortunately what you have
what i need
both of you
actually what it has to do
is a certain role
let me see
oh no
music
yes
Talim
you find yourself
you find yourself
struck
by something
you're not quite sure what it is yet
before it hits you
but then as soon as it gets onto you
and it snags onto you
it grabs onto your chest
and just
let you know
there's something horrible
and what you see
on the ceiling
oh my
this is horrifying
pulsating like
tube of muscle
with giant teeth
it's a sphincter
oh
a hooked fowler
oh
that's one of them teeth sphincters
oh
you have this horrible being
just pretty much latched
on top of the ceiling
it's kind of recessed in a hole
it was making it a little bit
harder to see
but you see this like
just lying
or like just hooked
and just
this hook
like tongue
that's come out of this horrible
thing
of flesh
and teeth
just grab onto you
just
and you find yourself
immediately
give me the crowbar
give me the crowbar
give me the crowbar
give me the crowbar
channel gordon freeman
channel gordon freeman
you will take my half-life away from me
barnacle
look Talim
look Talim
hello Talim
hello Talim
give me a moment
give me a moment
give me a moment as I
do some numbers here
and basically what you'll see
that it'll grab onto you
just
snatch onto you Talim
it's just horrifying being
begins to start
reeling
you
in
so basically what it'll
begin to do
it'll go
as it begins to
oh
thanks for that
sorry I need to show this to you
here you go
it rolled a 25 on this athletics checks
basically it's going against your fortitude save
the pull you in
and every single time it pulls you closer and closer
it'll then force move you just
just get a little bit closer to five more feet closer to it
and it'll do so one more time just
is there any way for me to slip the bonds that this thing has cast upon me
escape from its
you know like
from its embrace
from its
from its
absolutely
on your turn
with con
because combat has begun
and you're searching around
was your initiative
as was their stealth
so
it begins to bring you in
you are
now
five
feet
in the air
Talim
that's just dragging you
upward
it is 15 feet in the ceiling
so for you it'll be 10 feet
okay
alright
heart
it's your go
uh
so
so he hears this
the schlorping sounds
and hears Talim scream
right
oh yeah
Talim doesn't scream
well
Beetle does
okay
but Beetle is screaming
you hear Beetle screams
okay
uh
correct me if I'm wrong
but did Grey start squeezing through
uh
I was not told to roll yet
yeah
I have
basically due to the time and everything of Talim and Beetle getting through
um
yeah
in position to begin
yeah
okay
uh
in that case
Harp will take
uh
a step forth
uh
a step down
and
uh
then
look towards Grey
and
uh
more or less just slip a hand before and goes
haha
haha
um
may I go first please
yes
go
go
and then he wishes to uh slip by
uh
acrobatics check
I take it to
squeeze
absolutely
nice
uh
I roll an acrobatics check
and my tot
uh
I get a 20
for a
a natural 20
for a
natural 20
for a total
you get through
just fine
and you can put yourself here
or you put yourself just past it
so I'll
I'll move you
if you came here
yoga
there you go
uh
he slips through the stone
as if it was his friend
um
aww
so one action to move in
uh
move over
one action to slip through
which I'll allow
you have one action left
yep
oh yeah
uh
is going to
hmm
yeah
let's see if I can do this
uh
I will
run up
behind
this creature
let's see here
I have a question for you Hart
yeah
you're human right
yeah
where's your light source
oh yeah
I can't see shit
you can't see a damn thing
can you
this is a common thing
it's a human
martial character
they run into the darkness all the time
he runs forward
he hears
snorping noises
beetle is screaming next to him
so
he
he comes in here
and he goes
where is it?
and then he runs
he beats the shit out of Talib
I can't
I can't believe Hart
is Batman
yeah
he runs
he runs in here
that's his turn
so
Hart
yeah
we're gonna have a little
you see as you
as you
as you move up
yeah
two things happen
or a few things happen
oh
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
you feel
you see
here's something
as something spits at you
after you move in closer
oh nooo
oh nooo
oh nooo
oh nooo
oh nooo
oh noo
Unfortunately, you see you see a thing just whiz by your ear. You clearly clear like this slime is
As it hits the ground
right past you as it passes your ear just
Comes right back somewhere above you
I
He points towards the darkness and goes I'll get you
Okay, it is your turn. Yes. Okay. So, um, is it an action to actually turn on my torch? Cuz I have a torch
I believe you have been having your torch out the entire time. No, so we kind of like no. It's okay
It's okay. I'm I'm already on virtually but you use your cross for something. I assume you took it out back on
Yeah, just gave it like when you came out of holics place
Okay, so you're really like that was a thing and I entirely forgot about it
all right, so uh hearing all the screaming and the
Noises which are just lovely lovely sounds. Uh, it's just a bunch of things hanging up grapefruiting their mans
Like to get over get over these rocks and join the prey first
Then like trying to squeeze on through absolutely roll me an acrobatics check
Oh
Okay, oh
Ladies
And I have rolled
14 for a total of 17
Absolutely
You are able to squeeze in just fine
It takes you that entire movement and action there to get through you have two actions left and with the lights
You then clearly see what is trying to grab hold of heart further up
Oh
Oh great cool
Neat
I would like to declare the closest the the the particle that currently is
Holding to leave the the lovely hooked fowler that's got him wait now now
Now we can fully see the hooked fowler, right?
Yes. Yes with the light
Okay, now to lean screams
Scream screams
All right, so
Dover hunt prey and I want to I want to try and shoot at it with my crossbow
Absolutely, um
I'll kind of allow you to kind of
Like with the torch and light stuff it's it's really finicky get to put it away and get your stuff
I'll say you just kind of like half
No, no, I'm saying I'm giving you game master mercy here
I say you can just kind of half hold it and still shoot your crossbow just fine because it requires two hands
I'm okay with that
She shoves it in her mouth
She just like holds the torch in her mouth
Yeah
Her
This is this is mercy for now until I make it a lot harder for you
So
My turn is better
I rolled an 18 for a total of 25
Awesome. That is a direct hit. Go ahead and roll me damage
Rolling for a total of seven
Awesome because you're like a precision ranger instead of you. I got your extra 1d8 precision damage, but you got a seven
Stealing
Full damage to you
You're just
It just screeches a little bit
And then it's just still trying to pull to lean up and you see it's in pain
Uh, your final action. Well, actually I think you're marking your targets an action, right?
Yes. So I I'm done.
All right
Now it's this thing's turn
Hot
It looks to you
Yeah, do it
It goes
It tries to
Shoot out you
And it does grab you
In which let me do uh
Your grab currently
Your currently
Oh, no
Oh, no
It hits it hits you
For
Six points of damage
Neat
Nice
I've seen enough anime to know where this is going
Nooooo
And it begins to reel you in
Hmm
So what it will do is
An Athletic check
It gets your Fortitude save
Or your Fortitude DC rather
Hmm
And that will
That will do it
Because your Fortitude DC is 19
And it rolled a 22
So it brings you up
Closer to it
For five feet
You're now five feet up in the air
And then it begins to
Reel you in one more time
Oh
Hey Soren
Yes
Can I flex on it
Yeah
Oh my god
Considering the fact that uh
It just rolled a 12
For
His next Athletic check
And it did miss
If you have like a cool thing
You can do
To kind of
Take advantage of that
Sure
Yeah
So uh
For everyone at home
Who is listening to this
Heart's
Uh
Only natural
Archetype
Is the
Celebrity
Archetype
And as a celebrity
He gains the ability
To
Upstage
Someone
Uh
As a reaction
When
Someone
Attempts
A skill check
A skill check
And they don't get a critical success
I
Can attempt
The same skill
As that
And the
The DC
Is their skill role
If I succeed
I get a plus one
To all attack rolls
Perception checks
Saving throws
And skill checks
Until the end of my next turn
I am basically
Flexing on them
In how much better I am
Than they are
Is this where the pillar man song starts playing
Yes
So
As this barnacle is trying to pull him upward
This is my counter check
That's a 20
That's a 29
Yeah
Oh my god
You get
You get your plus one
I sure do
You just flexed on that fowler so hard
Oh yeah
Uh
Can I
Uh
Soren
Can I please like slightly describe what it looks like
Absolutely
I am the one that grapples
When the barnacle
When the barnacle is starting to lift him upwards
Heart's stance doesn't change
He's standing as if he was still on the ground
And his ass is being pulled up
He has pivots
As he becomes a hanging dangling object
But he still is standing with his feet
Straight down
Like straight
And his arms outward
And looks up at the barnacle like
Hmm
This boy's A-posing
Mediocre
Mediocre
With that actual display
Beetle
Stuff's happening
Yeah
So
Forgive me
I don't know if this is appropriate use of this
But I was looking at my skills
I noticed force open
Now I know force open is for like doors, containers, stuff like that
Yeah
But I have a crowbar
Can I start trying to use a force open against the prongs that are wrapped around to leave?
Do the barnacles have weaknesses against crowbars?
Do the barnacles have weaknesses against crowbars?
I bet they have weaknesses against crowbars
I bet they have weaknesses against crowbars
Can I start trying to pry him out?
So
Can I start trying to pry him out?
So
Give it to us Zoran
Confirm Half-Life 3
That sounds like a narrative declaration to me
If you want to spend that point
He said the name of the show
I will allow it
With the spinnature of a hero point
I will spend my hero point
To use my low level
Athletics
And pull out my crowbar and start
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Absolutely
I'll allow you to do it
Go ahead and roll me an athletics check
Oh, thank you
I will
I don't let it
Man, if you only had a hero point to reroll that
I mean
So Beetle hops up out of the prong and he just starts whacking him at the crowbar
He's just
Ah!
Whacking at the prong
Because of that
Taleem is dodging the crowbar strikes
Yeah, Taleem is screaming more dodging the crowbar now
Because of that
If Taleem tries to break out of the grab
Taleem gets a bonus of your help
I'll allow that
Nice
Yay!
That's one action
That's one action, you have two actions left
Oh, brick
Right
Uh, okay
I'm gonna
I'm gonna jab the crowbar into it
Like when you put something in the dirt
Yeah
To just hold it up
I'm gonna reach into my pocket
And pull out my
My
Not my crowbar
My
My other
My crossbow!
Second crowbar!
My brain's like the crowbar, the crowbar
I'm like no, I'm the crossbow
I'm gonna pull it out and I'm gonna load it
And then that's it
With the crowbar
No
I'll say
I'll say you had your crossbow pre
Kinda like preloaded like something said in there
So I'll allow it
Preloaded!
Oh my goodness!
Okay then I'm devising a stratagem
I
I wanna see what happens if I shoot it point blank
Where's the beatbox on the thing?
Let's see
Let's see
Extend the subject
That's a 22
Uh, you feel as if you would hit
I'm going to strike
Which I
Remember how to do
Damage
Heck yeah
Heck yeah
Heck yeah
Awesome, you do seven points of damage to it
Just
You hear like
As it like wiggles a little bit
It was like tossing Talene around with its movement
Oh
Just in the background
Speaking of which
Does beetle
Does beetle stay on if it's tossing him?
It's like, you know
You're still on the ground
You were whacking I imagine
But still
Oh I got you, okay, okay
I thought he was higher in the air
I got you
Yeah, um
So Talene, it's your turn
Yes
It's my turn
Okay
Well
Between all the extremely manly screaming and panic
Um
Uh
Very calm
Very collected panic and screaming
Uh
Can I actually like, uh
Attack this unlike appendage that is, uh
Grapple
Like, can I attack this thing?
Yes, you can still attack it
Okay, you can still attack it
So
Can I use my
Galgene's
Claw spell to attack it?
Cause I'm not really sure how magic
Casting the spell works
With, um
I am grappled, right?
You can do
You can do just fine
So what grapple does
If you try to do like a manipulate
Actually attacking is not a manipulate
If you do try to cast a spell
That is a manipulate action
You'll have to roll a DC
A DC
If you roll between one to five or so
Uh
You will fail
Um
Okay
It just won't happen
So
Basically if you wanna do like a spell strike
Or stuff like that
Um
I think that'll constitute as a manipulate action
I'll double check the rules after
But it sounds like a spell stuff to me
Okay
So you'll have to do that
But otherwise you're fine
Uh
You're able to hit this thing just fine
So what
Yeah, what will I need to roll for that manipulate action?
Because I am gonna use a
It's a flat D20
So let's say you're gonna declare
You're gonna do gouging claws a spell
Um
Just roll me a D20
If it's a one to five
It doesn't happen
Okay
That's a natural 20
You're good
Nice
Woo
So like Talim starts to panic
And uh
As he does
Like his limbs actually start to contour
And he
Uh
Rears back with a hand
And his fingers actually like extend and become like
Uh
What is it?
Uh
Even more ethereal
And like claw-like
And he will lash out
With uh
With gouging claw
Uh
With the
Uh
With the
Uh
Maybe
So
Or
Welcome to prior time
For context
Uh
You're just casting gouging claw
Yeah
Yeah
I'm just casting
Uh
What's the range of it?
The range of it is touch
Okay
I will
Which is why I asked
Like can I
Can I attack
Yeah
I'll allow it's got his tongue on you and stuff
You're good
Okay
He's like slashing
He's like let me go
Let me go
Let me go
And so I cast that
I have to roll and attack for it
Yeah
Be sure to target it and do a good ol' roll
Oh
I did not target it
Yeah
But it was uh
You did forget
Uh
Unfortunate
15 misses
You have a hero point
I
I
I'm gonna use the hero point
Yeah
You do
Yes
I spin your hero point
I spin my hero point
Oh no
It's worse
Oh no
For the 13
Under your 15
Alright
So I lash out with my ethereal claw and I miss the tongue in a panic
Can I use my
Can I use my
My last action to roll in acrobatics and try and wriggle out
Uh
You can roll in athletics to try to break out of the grab
Or athletics
Yeah
You absolutely can
That thing
The other thing
The other thing that starts with an A
Okay, you said athletics, correct?
Yes
Alright, so I have a plus seven in athletics
So let's go ahead and roll this
That was
You do your best to try to wriggle free and stuff
You see the hooks are just a bit too embedded in you
And the more you struggle
The more it begins to
I don't like this
I don't like this
I don't like this
As I bring you up
I think that's all three of your actions
That is all three of my actions used
Two for the captain of the cantrip
One for the acro
For the athletics check
I am out of options
And it is the end of my turn
And now it is its turn
And now it is its turn
It will
You will notice that
It still has you grabbed
Normally you have to re-up it or so
But it is still just latching on to you
Just
Just pulling you up
So as it does so
As it does so
It will just slurp you up even more
Please nerf
Please nerf
We will see nerf for hookfowlers in the patch notes
It rolls
It rolled a 9 for the athletics check to bring you up
But I have a winning point
Nooo
Nooo
Come on
Come on one
Come on one
Let's let re-roll
I roll the natural roll
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Coming right up
Nooo
Why do you do this?
Why do you do this?
You come
You come all the way up to it
Can we get much higher?
You can
You come all the way up to 10 feet
And that's as far as you can get for it
Because it begins
It brings you all the way up
Just
And you see that your head
Is basically getting placed
Right into the jaws of this thing
And you see that it begins to clamp
And bites
And
So for its first attack against you
It rolls
And it critically hits
It rolled a 19 for a 27 total
And it crits you instantly
Just
Because it got 10 over your AC
And that's how we do it in Pathfinder 2E
So
Okay
Let's see how it is
It does
14 points of damage to you
Damn!
And it will begin to bite you again
It's munching
It's getting all that ectoplasm
Ectoplasm
It sucks
Oh
So
It attacks
One more time
And it gets a natural one
Oh thank god
But
I have
Villain points
No!
I'm not going to do it
I'm going to
I'm going to keep that natural one though
And that is the end of its turn
Hearts
Hearts
It's your go
Yeah
Okay
This dude
10 feet above me right?
Yes
10 feet to you now
Yes
Cool
So
This is my order of actions
I will mount and stance on myself
To not
Perhaps not perish
Is that a spell?
No
It is a stance
Literally
It's the easiest performable action
There ever was
It is
It is something that can literally
Not be like
Hey you can't do that
Unless you are
No I'm just checking
I'm just checking
You can go ahead
You can keep doing it
It's fine
I'm mountain stance
Increasing my AC
Otherwise my AC is really bad
Um
Then
Pointing up towards this creature
As he is just being pulled up
Hey
Stop eating my friend
Heart is not realizing that these are different entities
This is just something in the inner ceiling
That is eating people
This was the thing that he was going to look out for
Uh
And uh
He failed his friends
He does not feel good about this
Therefore
Uh
Heart will spend one action climbing 10 feet straight upward
I need to perform an athletic check to do that
Uh
But since I have a rope
You want to climb I'm just telling you to get closer
Oh my god
Yeah I have a rope at hand
Um
Uh
Heart really just went
I can't punch you without getting closer
Yes
So uh
I will climb
Up the rope
Uh
I rolled a
18 on climbing
Oh jeez
Is that good enough
Give me a minute
I want to consider this as a manipulate thing
Okay
So let's see
Cause you are grabbed
You're good to go
You climb up it
Nice
I'm a fool
Alright
Thanks gods
I'll allow you
I'll climb up to the distance you need
So you're now
10 feet up
Heck yeah
You're pretty much right by it
Yep
Uh
And as is
Uh
I am going to
Use
Flurry of Gloves
Flurry of Gloves
Flurry of Gloves
Which allows me to strike twice
On one action
Uh
And combine
The damage
Into one unit
It's pretty cool
Awesome
Be sure to target it
And do your strikes
Of course
Uh
It's what we do here
At
Narrative Declaration
Uh
Let me
Roll some damage here
Rather see if I can hit it
To begin with
Uh
But I do have a plus one
Since I
Am
Such a cool celebrity
And I succeeded on the rolls
Um
I
Roll with a plus one modifier
To my attack rolls
That's a 24 baby
Excellent
Hit
Roll me some damage
Heck yes
Uh
This is my damage roll
It is
A 7
Oh
So you do 7 points of damage
So it just
Whapow
Uh
He's shoving his hand
Where the tube comes from
Ew
Where it's connected to the ceiling
He's just shoving in his hand
Pulling it out
And then like
Punching in there again
Uh
Uh
And since he can
Do it with furrows
He does it again
Wow
Here we go
Everyone
Let's see if I can hit it
Again
Uh
I don't
Uh
But it's one hit
That's enough
Everyone
And my head is away
From
Munching distance
But perhaps
Not my beautiful pecs
But
Heart is just
Heart is just
He's just a walking
Jojo
Me
Yeah
Look to failure
Uh
The minute
But I think that's all of your actions correct?
That is all of my actions everyone
Awesome
Grey it's your turn
Seeing uh
To Liam
Basically in munching distance
Of this thing's teeth
In munching
It has my head in it's mouth
Yeah
I know
It's yeah
Munching distance
Uh
She's gonna reload her crossbow
And she's gonna strike with it
Give a nice
Nice little
Yeah
Another shot
That's a nat 20
Yeah
That's a nat 20
That's a nat 20
Roll me that crit damage
Roll me that crit damage
For a 10
10 total
Awesome
Did you add your bonus damage?
Woo
It doesn't matter
Because what happens
It fucking did
Tell me tell me how you kill it
The uh
The bolt gets lodged
Right in the tube
Just right in the tube
It starts choking on it
Oh
It starts mangling it from the inside
And with that
This thing goes
You'll see that it'll just kind of
Go limp
And to Liam
As this happens
You are currently 10 feet up
For anybody else
This would be very
Very
Very worrisome
Because you might fall
And take some damage
All depending
But
Because you're a ghost
You gently
Ghost your way down
And you are now back
On the ground
Can I roll acrobatics?
Make it more stylish
Do a flip
Do a flip
Do a flip
I'll just give it for free
You just do a flip
I do a flip
And I land
Hovering above the ground
And I
Adjust my turban
I look back
And I'm just like
It never stood a ghost of a chance
What the frick?
Oh
I'm taking away your hero point
Saving you was a mistake
No
You should have died with your best
For Grey
You fired
You fired
You reloaded
You fired
We'd like to reload for your last action
Yep
Reload's last one
Alright
I fired
And then I missed
Now
It's the other hooked fowler's turn
It will look at you heart
And since you are now in range
It will begin to bite
As it has been pulling you up towards it
It hits you with a 25
Dealing
10 points of damage
As it begins to bite into you
It will try to bite again
Hitting you again
Just barely
Even with your mountain stance
It begins to munch
Munch
Munch
Munch
For 9 points of damage
Oh my god
No
Nothing kidding me
No
It will try to attack one last time
No
But it fails
With the damage being minus 10
And does not finish you off
Beetle
It's your turn
I'd like to
I'd like to
How long is the
Okay hold on
No I can solve this issue
So Beetle's gonna move over here
Aware of the chain
Uh
Try and lessen
The
The length of it
Okay
And then after moving there
Beetle's going to pull out
The wand of heal
And uh
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boobie
I would like to use it on heart
Gosh okay
Okay
It is confusing how it goes
Yeah
Double action
I'll click
I'll uh
So I'll target heart
And then I guess 1d8
Do you do the double action
Yeah
Or the one action
Yeah
Double action?
So heal
Uh to describe how heal works
Uh heal has a combination of
Multiple actions to do
Um
So let me see
So let me see
For your
Wand of heal
Uh we'd like to use nature or religion
Uh
Well it's about the same
It's just plus 2 for each
Yeah
It doesn't matter religion
It doesn't matter religion
Yeah
So
We'll do that
And have you roll
Critically failed
Yeah
So wands are weird
So wands are weird
It's
It's one thing
Pathfinder 2nd edition
Wands of Pathfinder 2nd edition
Usually just
Kind of irk me a little bit
So for
For now
I'm just gonna game master it
A little bit for you
Until I can
Better utilize
Because using
It's weird
In foundry
And how it's set up
It's kind of awkward
So
What we're gonna do
Is that
I'm gonna assume you wanna do
The 2 action heal
So you can
Uh heal heart
For as much as you can
So we'll click this healing
So we'll click this healing
So click this healing button
It'll be this plus 8
So
Okay
Okay
Okay
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you TM
So
You heal heart
For 16
By using the wand
But the wand is now
Done
You can't use it anymore
Yeah
Um
With that you moved up
Moved up
Did your heart
Did your wand and that's it
That's my turn
That's my turn
Awesome
Alright Talim
You're safe back on the ground
I'm safe back on the ground
Uh I have no way to heal myself at the moment
Uh so
What instead what I will
Uh
Uh
Do is I will
Move
Up
No I targeted myself
Ah
No
I will
Move up
And then I will
Destroy my own fate
No
I will move up
As one of my actions
I will
Target
The
Hooked Fowler
That has
A heart
At the moment
And
I will use my last two actions
To cast reduce flame
And I
Hurl a
Handful of fire at it
And so
I've targeted it
I have to attack
That is a plus seven to the attack roll
For a
Eleven
Oh
Unfortunately it whizzes by
And hits the ceiling
Yep
And
That was all three of my actions
And
That is the end of my turn
Hired
No you can throw fire
He points down at Talim
As he's
Punching the thing
You're a point in case I die
Fair enough
Uh
So
Soren
I'm gonna punch it
Alright
Keep punching
Yeah
Using
Uh
Using the power
Of
Of
Flour of blows
I can
Strike
Twice
Um
As one action
So
Let's
Let's
Go
Um
My god
They should have cancelled
He was Mario instead of Chris Pratt
Oh my goodness
That's a critical hit baby
For 27
You do
You crit
Yeah
Roll it
Here we go
Here we go
That's a 12
That is 12
So BAM
Massive hit to it
Uh
As he
Attempts to
Rip into its guts
That's a 6
That's a 6
What if that is a miss?
But here's the important part
I have so many more actions
Uh
So
I am going to
Uh
Attack it
A third time
With a regular action
Uh
Who knows what can happen
That's a 12
Hmm
Okay so that's a miss too
Alright
Yes
Unfortunately
Cool
My third action
That I will perform
Is
Uh
That I will
Uh
You know what?
Yeah
Uh
I will
Uh
I will
Attempt to
Yeah
No
What?
Why not?
Why the fuck not?
Um
I will
Um
I will
Attempt to
Escape
The grapple
Uh
Why the fuck not?
Um
Is
That a
Athletics
Or is it a
Athletics
Yes
Because it gets its fortitude to get out
Yes
Does it have the attack trait to escape?
To escape?
That's a
You mean manipulate?
Let's see
Because
Because
If it has the manipulate trait it's fine
But if it has the attack trait it's even more important
It does have the attack trait
Okay so I will take a massive penalty to it
But I have a massive bonus
So it's fine
Um
Uh
Cool
Then I will attempt to
Yeah
Just roll Athletics check and then we can determine from there
Heck yeah
Uh
This is my
Roll
In that case
Uh
Just let me
Fucking
Are you having trouble finding it or?
No
I'm
I'm
I'm adding a minus 10 penalty since it has the attack trait
Ah
Yeah
Uh
Yeah
Yeah
Uh
Exactly
Uh
You did plus 10
Plus 10
Okay
So
Unfortunately that will fail
No wait
I did
Wait
Actually no
No
You did plus 10 on your thing
But uh
From what I'm seeing
Uh
Ta ta ta
Uh
Is the actual number
Uh
And uh
That's a 7
So for that
You're able to
No wait
I have plus 10
And I have minus 10
On the same roll
So it is 17
Okay
So with 17
You find that you are no longer grabbed
Nice
And so you fall
Nice
I have defeat
Dancing Leaf
Which allows me
To not take fall damage
As long as I'm next to a wall
Yeah
And you are by a wall
So you slide down just fine
That's right
Heart just
Uh
Puts one hand
Against the wall
And just slides down
With one hand
Against it
Good
You land down just fine
I think that's your final action
Right?
That is my final action
Everyone else's turn
Good
Great
All right
I'm declaring the same
The
The second
The second grabber duder
Uh
As my hunted prey
And I'm gonna
Say yes please
I'm gonna
I'm gonna use my crossbow
Just
Just
Just
And I rolled a whole 12
And I missed
Uh
You do have two hero points
I would like to use it
I would like to use it
I would like to use it
I would like to use a hero point
To re-roll
For a 19
Yeah
Yes
That'll do it
And rolling for damage
I rolled a seven
Awesome
With that you see your ball
Just slide
You see a heart slide down
Your ball just
Just pierces through it
And you see it goes limp
And you see that every single time
These things have died
Just like guts
And guts and remains
Of critters
And various animals
Just pour out of its gut
As it just dangles there limp
And now finally
And now finally
Initiative is over
For now
For now
For now
For now
Who knew
Talib come here
I'd like to
Uh
I think it's stitch flesh
I wanna stitch flesh
Yeah
I wanna stitch that flesh
So how
How does one put medicine on a ghost?
Is it with like talismans?
Talismans?
And shit?
Uh
Uh
Complex
Complex mathematical equations?
Yeah
Math, sutures, bandages
Healer's kit
Okay
So we're gonna sit down here
For ten minutes
And I'm
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
Stitch him up
When I
Medicine check
Yep
Go ahead and roll me medicine
While this is happening
Heart is climbing up the wall again
And tries to like
Just pull these guys
Out of the ceiling
Pull them out
Pull them out
Right
That's our food
Let's uh
Yeah let's do it one at a time here
So
Uh
With your seventeen minutes
Because you're no longer in combat
And you're able to take this time now
Um
You do successfully heal Talim
And Talim's a ghost
You have to have that stitching feat
Or else you wouldn't be able to heal him
Uh
Roll me
Two to eight
Two to eight
Two to eight
You're another crap
I'm sorry
That's an
Eight
That's something
Tleam you
That's something
You're finalized
That's something
That's something
There you go buddy
I'll take it
That's all I can give you for an hour
You're a great healer
Thank you
You're also
A medic dedication
So
I think you still
Battlefield medicine people
Twice
In a technical way
I also have some potions
I'm just saying
Yeah
And potions
We do have health potions
Now I'm gonna
While Heart's going around
Ripping things out
While I wanna do the same thing
Which I can do in the background
Uh
While you
DM Heart working things out
Yeah
So
So Heart you wanna go up
And
Collect
Uh
Your kills
Right?
They're basically oysters
Yeah
So
We can do a whole bunch of checks
And laugh as you fall
Five hundred times
Uh
Just for the sake of time
We will just say
You climb up there
And you pull them
From the ceiling
And uh
You collect their bodies
I'll give eleven HP to Heart
How fucking huge are these?
Uh
These things are medium creatures
So they're pretty big
They were big enough to
Grab you guys
And pull you up
Yeah how many
We feel you'll be able to
Feed a lot of people
With these things
How many do we carry?
We should bring back
As many as
I'm gonna stash them
I'm gonna stash them here
Whoa
Wait
Wait
Wait
We should be sure to carry them
We should leave them
Because then something else
Is gonna come pick them up
And eat them
We need these
If we really wanted to stash them
Yeah
We could bring them back to Halic
And tell him not to eat them
And just say we're
We're leaving them
Yeah yeah yeah
There
He already invited us back
If we wanted to rest
Right?
And this is practically
Yeah
Resting some of our things there
So yeah yeah yeah
So these will feed a lot of people
Do we wanna maybe
Look for two more?
Yeah why not?
Why not?
Why as well
Okay
Okay
Okay okay okay
Yeah
Uh
I don't know what a good amount is
So with that decision
So with that decision
As you guys have planned
To either go either further in
Or go to go drop off
Your recent hunt
Uh
Let's go ahead and take our first break
And then you guys can decide
During the break to uh
And all this stuff
So guys we'll be right back
Use the bathroom
Get some snacks
Get a drink
All the other stuff
We will be
We will be
We will be right back
We have returned
I can't believe that you said that
We have returned
I did
I can't believe
What you gonna do about it?
I know wild
Hot takes today
Wow
Zoran
Really?
You said that?
And then you went live
Right afterwards
That's
I'm
That's not
Yeah
Not politically correct
But so brave
In your Pathfinder game
Yeah
Thank you Erndale
Shout out to my prayer
Why are you fuckers
Erndale
I pay you
It's like
Erndale
Something's wrong with your car
Why did you give me
500 bits?
Shhh
Shhh
Pay to win
Pay to win
What's wrong with you?
Cab needs to make sure
He doesn't fucking die
Exactly
I
It's funny when you say
But we've had people
Criticize our
Our show
Uh even before
Which we kinda agreed on
But then we changed it
So it wouldn't be
Pay to win
And I always liked it
When there's people
Come in
You can play hero points
It's just gonna make them
Your winning game
And I go
One we have villain points
And two
They re-roll and do worse
So
I can't believe
I can't believe
You give a community
The ability to support creators
They like see
Putting on a show
With characters
That I enjoy seeing
The story of
How dare you
Fricked up
Kinda
Shaking my head
Kinda cringy
Now that we're back
Now that we're back
Um
You guys have kinda
Settled in here
Uh
What would you guys
Like to do?
Um
Carry the barnacles back, right?
Yeah, was the consensus
To bring them back?
Yeah, the consensus
Was to bring them back
Alright
We just wanna send the
We just wanna send the
Because like it's
It's literally right around the corner
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Do we wanna keep um
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So for sake of time
Uh
Yeah
Do you just wanna just go
Drop it off at Holix
And then
Where else from Holix
Where would you like to go?
Yeah, and then we call back now
Right here?
Okay
Just for the sake of time
I'll say yo
Shwoop
Here you go Holix
Montage
And then you leave
And then
For the sake of time
Cause it's just semantics
To drag your tokens
Do a thing
Come back
Yeah, we're like
Don't eat these
And then we close the door again
And that's
And that's a call back
For everyone else
Last episode
This is what the
Man-sized bags were for
So with that
You guys have dropped off
Your hunt
And uh
You're now back here
What'd you like to do?
We're gonna come back
Holly's gonna go deeper in
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Feel it
Feel it
Feel it in my ghostly bones
He's gonna eat those
Don't say that
We worked so hard for those
We'll go onwards, right?
Yeah, lead the way
Onward
As
As
As you
Come further
Into
To the hallway
You notice that
In front of you
Is a
Gaping pit
Uh
Due to the lighting
In this area
You're not sure
You're not quite sure
How far down it goes
But you do see
That there's a
Bit of crumbling stone
That goes to a
A little bit
Dirt stone cliff
But on the other side
You do notice that
There is
A tent
A tent
A little
You know
A little broken chest
Over there
A little fireplace area
And
A bag
That you can see
For those of you
Who can see further in
With dark vision
You can see
Further in
Everybody else
Can't really quite see it
That well
I will notify them
With the dark vision
I will use
My great knowledge
Of the fiscal world
To determine
How deep this hole is
Oh my god
And throws it in
And waits for a sound
You do
You do hear a thud
It is pretty far down there
But uh
You know if you do fail
You're confident
You're not gonna
Like
It'll hurt a lot
You'll be
Close to death
If you just jump in there
If it takes more than
Five seconds
Heart
Smiles and goes
No?
Well
Well look over there
Beetle's gonna point
There's a little ledge
That goes over to that
Little ledge
With a bunch of loon over there
Yeah
Buddy
There's nothing in the darkness
But I'll trust you
I'll trust you
No no no there's a bunch of loon over there
Look
Ribbit
Looks out into the darkness
You just croaked
I
I don't know what you're talking about
I mean
I mean I trust you bro
But I don't see anything
Uh
I'm
I'm gonna
Pull out my torch
And I'm gonna
Light it
And I'd like to go over to the edge
And assess if I can shimmy across it
Okay
Roll me a
Perception check
Hmm
Looks stable
When you're rolling a 12
I rolled a 12
You look up to the edge there
I rolled a 12
And you do see that
You see if
If you were
An expert
Like
Someone who had
Entire climbing kit
And a whole bunch of
Other things
To be able to save you
Were we really good at athletics
Yeah
If you were really skillful
Knew what you were doing
Yeah
You feel that you could
Shimmy along and climb along
You might see like
The bit of the graphic
That looks like
Ledge thing
That is to emphasize
It further down
Oh
Of it
Further going into it
And then you see blackness
You know
Hmm
A death trail
Yeah I guess
I guess we'll pass up the loot
Down there
Do we wanna head back along
The
The
The fragrant canals
Yeah sure
If you
If you think that
Yeah
You wanna try and risk it
Yeah
Well
I
I
I
I'm just a little guy
Um
I
I don't even
If we are looking for more
Forry to hunt
We will have to go deeper
Into the system
Oh yeah
But if we go this way
How are we gonna know
We can get back up
No I mean the other way
Oh thank goodness
You know
I would go to this weird
Little hole
I don't know what's down here
Maybe I'll hear you back up
Back up
I mean I
I would venture into the darkness
For you bro
But
Wait
If you don't think that it's a good one
Then no
I'm tied to a chain
Do we wanna lower me
Just so I can see
What's in there
Oh
I mean
I don't know
Just so I
We can see
We can see
We can just see
I mean I don't know if there's
Cobalt eating things there
Are we gonna go fishing?
Yeah what if there's something down there
And I can just pick it up with my little
My
My opposable thumbs
Why did you word it like that?
I wonder if this is what a worm thinks on the end of a hook
Hey bro
What if
What if there's a Cobalt eating dragon down there?
I mean we met one in the sewers before
True point
Okay I'm convinced
Let's go down the other way
Yeah
Alright I guess we're going
Squeeze on through
Now that I mention it though
A dragon would be pretty nice
Nah you make a really good point
Who cares what's down in the hole?
Sure
Oh I'll drag you guys over
Just give me a moment
Yeah
So my interface will lag you with all the music
The preload
Oh my god
You don't have enough ram
I can't believe you don't have enough ram
Ram? Never heard of it
I'm glad
The only thing you don't want
When you're doing a campaign
I barely know
Is to not have enough ram
Alright so you guys continue to head up
Further into the sewer itself
Feel free to go along the pathway that you would like to go
Did you guys still want me to go in front in case you know things?
Beetle stops and turns right around
Yep
Cray pushes herself against the wall so he can scoot on by
Scoot right past you
Remember you can also use your arrow keys to move around
That's how I move
Oh that's right
I will continue to protect the back of the party
It was acting a little funky earlier I couldn't do it
Yeah it's cause you're on a server
There's lag and something
Server was like
Further up you see
Two things
You see two things
To your left
Feel free to move up a little bit
You're safe
Alright
I can't believe you were safe and we died
I lied
I lied
You all begin
As you guys move up over to your left
You hear trickling water
Coming underneath a door
See that this door is wooden
But with iron bars kind of like reinforcing it
You still see that it's still sturdy
In front of you is a bunch of rock and rubble
You do know that from looking at it you feel that you can get past it
But it'll take you a little bit
You have to move some rocks or so to try to get past this obstacle
What you would like to do here just rushing water you see this going right back into the sewer waterway itself
Hey Soren
Yes
How much stuff is clogged up in the metal supporting?
How much trash is in this area?
You mean
How much trash is in this area?
I think about it
You do notice if you look over to the right you do see there's a bunch of trash is building up here and there
Enough water is still rushing over it and through it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But if someone were to be thrown down here they get like slashing damage, right?
It would be painful if they got passed through it but it would be something for them to grab onto, yes
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, nice, nice, nice
Yeah, yeah
But with the rushing sewer water there and the water sprinkling under the door
And a bunch of rock and rubble kind of on the floor with a high
I think the ceiling if I remember right is about 20 feet high
To kind of encompass this entire area
What would you guys like to do?
And I'm sorry Bela interrupted you
Oh no, please interrupt
Bela Peepo points at the blockade and he goes
Do you think Charles is over there?
I think people point
Charles or whatever else he was hiding
Well, hiding I say
I mean blocking away
Who knows?
I'm just saying if it's notable enough for
Holic to have given it a name
I don't want to meet it
What if we go this way?
Where Holic hasn't barricade covered the pathway and then
You can do it
Beetle's gonna point over to this door
Oh no, I opened it
I opened it Erica close
It's not Peepo point doors open
It's not Peepo point doors open, Charles walks out
Peepo nope
It's not Peepo point, it's Beepo point
Beepo point
Peepo point
So you want to go over towards the door with the suspicious water trickling underneath it
Don't worry, I can't open it
I mean that water doesn't look as green
No
No, you're right
That's a plus
Go out and open it
What?
If you want to go in, go ahead and open it
Go ahead and open it
He's like, tell her
Beetle's just like, wait a second
I'm the one who
I believe in you, says Har
Thumbs up
Beetle checks his chain
Makes sure that it's like fastened really tight around him
He starts walking over to the door
Tries to open it
Cray kind of pads on up behind him
He pads on up behind him
Whatcha seeing?
Whatcha seeing?
At least
Two
No wait, one pelvis
Two tibias
Looks like a broken table
Some water
Some water
Some more water
That's a ribcage
Yo wait, you want to come take a look in here?
Of course
Yo wait, so what's the tibia and can you eat it?
Technically
You can suck out the marrow
Alright, alright
Let me get a look-see
Oh yeah, that sure is a whole body
That's a whole body
Would you guys like to enter inside?
Yes
Would I like to?
No
Do I feel like I should?
Yeah
Also no
You enter inside
And as you guys look around
You notice that this room
Sorry, I'm reading my notes here
That you notice that this room
Has a large pool of water
Inside of the middle
Along with a bunch of refuse around
Like just broken planks here and there
And what you've also noticed
Is random skeletons
Just kind of strewn about the room
Definitely deteriorated just from a simple glass
You know that these skeletons have been here for quite a long time
But further in you do notice that
I don't trust them
I draw my sword
That is broken
That is broken
And further in you notice that there is
A bit of underground
Definitely not something that's part of the foundation of the sewer
But a little excess of it is a sewer pipe
A fairly large one where you see the source of water is coming from
But I would like all of you to roll me a perception check
If the skeletons come to line and people are like
Cap was metagaming
I want to look them in the face
And point to myself and be like
Undead
Undead
I rolled a 19 for a total of 24
Nice
I rolled a 12
Let me see
One
That's an actual one
Five
That's a good
Sticky complication
I take my own sword and I put it through my head
No
Wait
Let me see what can work here
I got a 12
Let's see
Let's see what's appropriate
You know
Oh
This could work out great
Just destroy me
Annihilate me
This works so good
Exactly what I need
This is from Sarah Grapes
Let me label this so Thurston doesn't yell at me again
Thanks Sarah
Yeah, so Sarah Grapes on Patreon
Thank you so much for submitting your complication to us
This says something in the complication is called
Ooh something shiny
Like you are suddenly distracted by the glint of something shiny on the other side of the map
Convinced that it is a final clue or a special item that could turn the tide of battle
You must use your next action to either approach the item or make a perception check to determine what the item is
Is it shiny like
Until you succeed
Is it over here on the other side of the map or is it over here on the other side of the map?
On the other side of the map
It is to the top left
In fact what you see, Taline
Is that you see that something is shiny over there
In fact you see a corpse that is hanging inside of the pipe itself
And you do see something that catches your interest
Oh
Oh man
What's up?
Giant anglerfish
Like
William pulls out a sword but he tilts his head to a moment
He's like
I believe the glint of profit may have caught my eye
Does he just like go?
Does he just like see if he just go?
He kind of like maybe he drifts like maybe like a little bit towards it
Like a better look
You know just a little bit of a better look
Just a
Desmission of a better look
I'll say you have to do your full movement speed to get closer
That's your punishment
You gotta go the full way
Your full movement speed
Wait, my full movement speed?
Yeah, which is just one of your actions
Okay, okay, I was about to say
You saw three of my actions, oh no
We're all just like watching him go
Just like up, up, up, up, up
Like it's like it kind of just like
When it catches
Faleem's eye
Like his posture shifts
Like most of the time he carries himself like a merchant and everything
But when this catches his eye and he starts to drift towards it
Like he sort of
Shifts and his body takes on
Unnatural postures that almost kind of look like
Does it flicker?
A corpse drifting, you know, in a
Drifting in a river
To a certain extent
He very much starts to look like the ghost that he is
Eww
The unfinished business
Kind of takes over
Eww
Taleem
He's just going
Yeah
We should follow him
As you're getting closer
I don't want to let him go alone
As you're getting closer
Feel free to move forward if you guys want
But Taleem, as you begin to go to the center of the water there
You begin to sink a little bit
But you do eventually
Stop yourself where you're like nearly chest high in water
Taleem!
Taleem!
Do I snap out of her or I'm still kind of like engrossed
Or...
Like you're still very much engrossed
You definitely want to check this
I don't want to take a lot of players away from you
But at this point if you choose to just ignore it, I'll allow it
I don't want to force your hand
But uh...
Go for it
Like that's the cool thing about ghosts
Okay
Is that they have unfinished business
When it comes to treasure
And profit and stuff like that
That's...
Yeah
Okay, so with your permission
Yeah, you want that thing
Really bad
I want it
I want it
How much profit could we make off of it?
What is it?
Just like fingers
Fingers crackle unnaturally
And he kind of like reaches out towards it
And he wants to like head towards it a little bit more
Everyone is shouting at him in the background
But he only hears
Uh...
Can I check this skeleton for teeth?
Absolutely
Roll me a medicine check
Okay
Are you looking for teeth while Talim is...
Okay
He pulls one tooth out and goes
You're distracting me, you're distracting me
That's an 11
Pulls out one tooth and goes
I take the buck tooth and I pocket it
This dude has been dead for like five years
How do you know?
Teeth never die
Oh my god
I had to get to my treasures
One tooth
Sing it out
Tooth
One oooold
All right
So as we're in here
I do want to ask
Uh...
Everyone kind of what they're doing in the room
Talim I assume you're heading towards the pipe
Yes
I'm gonna ask Grey
Drifting towards the pipe
And Grey what are you doing while you're in this room?
Uh...
Grey is trying to keep an eye on things
While also trying to follow after Talim
Because that...
That is not normally how he acts
So she's just very like
Uh...
Uh...
A buddy
And like trying to keep her...
Her ears and uh...
Nose...
On duty here
Awesome
Okay...
Heart what are you doing?
Heart does the same
But since Talim is a ghost
And he's also traveling in a straight line
Comparatively to us
Uh...
It will...
Be...
A bit of a...
You know...
Short jog...
Uh...
Around this...
Uh...
Since we're...
We're not fucking running up to him full speed
Um...
We're just trying to like communicate with him
Since he seems to be...
Out of this world
Haha...
Uh...
As we are trying to you know
Just catch his attention
It's like the alarm...
Spirited me...
Spirited me away
Haha...
Uh...
So yeah...
We run on the side
Trying to yell at Talim like
Bro!
Bro!
What are you doing?
Uh...
And uh...
Yeah...
Like just kicking away rocks or anything
When they are in the way of him
And just moving
Um...
Trying to catch up with Talim
In a very casual
But...
Uh...
He's a bit...
Concerned
With that Talim
Feel free to move yourself up to the pipe
If you'd like
Ooh
Uh...
Anybody else who wants to move around
Feel free to...
Move around
A pipe
A pipe you see
Beetle's gotta turn back and go around
Cause he's still attached to heart by a chain
He's in the middle of like looking at these teeth
He just gets...
Yanks
Yeah
Yeah
As you...
But you noticed that um...
This skeleton has some...
It has like rotten kind of you know shredded and decrepit like clothing on it
But from...
From...
Or just a quick...
You've noticed it would be
Barely nice clothing if it was still new
Uh...
But you do notice it's holding a...
A bag
That you've noticed
It has very intricate metalwork
Kinda embedded into it
Like it has like some nice um...
Um...
It has borders to it
Nice buckles
Things like that
Very nice looking
And somehow it has stood the test of time
Especially being inside the sewer pipe
But you do notice
That it's uh...
The skeleton is kinda like holding on to it
As if this person had...
Was just bundled up
Inside of this pipe
But his body is also kind of embedded with a bunch of debris
That's around him
Cool
Uh...
Sorin
Yes
Can I make a narrative declaration?
Sure can
Uh...
I wish to spend a hero point for a narrative declaration
To make it so that the bag itself
Is of Quan Sheer design
Absolutely
So that someone from...
From Quan Sheer has made this
And probably has like...
An insignia or something on it
I don't know
I will allow it
I wish to spend a hero point to do that
I wish to spend a hero point to do that
Deline, that's what you see
Okie dokie
Uh...
Deline will actually...
Uh...
He will...
Like he...
Like...
Looms over this corpse
And he looks at it
And he's just like
Ah...
A quality brother
And he like...
And like...
Leans in
Like...
Joints like...
Audibly...
Clicking and clacking
In a way that they...
They shouldn't
They...
And they normally don't
As he...
Has kind of a...
Jerky motion
And he like...
Tries to...
Grab...
The bag
His spine shouldn't bend that way
Deline!
You grab onto it
Uh...
You notice it's...
It takes some effort to kind of get out
Roll me an athletics check
I can touch it
I can touch the shiny
You said athletics, right?
Athletics check, yes
Okay, so I have a plus seven roll to all my athletics checks
I roll that
I get...
A 14
A 14
So we'll do it
As you...
Basically get the tug
And tug
And tug
Give...
Give...
Me...
My...
Prize
And several things will happen
Uh oh
All the music just picked up
As you see...
As you pull into it
Water...
Begins to...
Tug
A little bit more water comes out
Tug!
Tuleem!
Tuleem!
Tuleem!
Tuleem!
I've almost got it
Tuleem!
No!
As you pull the bag
And for a couple of seconds
You look at it
It's beautiful
It's mine!
It is wonderful
And water
Crushes into the room
Flooding it
You begin to see the water begins to just push through
It knocks everybody back a little bit
Oh!
And you basically see
That basically
This water begins to push all of the debris
And the corpses and such
Back to the entrance
But unfortunately for all of you
This entire room begins to fill with water
Oh!
And further on
Some of you who can see the entrance
Will also notice
That the door
Is now blocked with various bits of debris
Oh!
The room begins to fill up with water
You're still standing in just fine
But everything is now difficult terrain
It is going to get hard
I gotta move around
What do you guys do?
Get to the door!
Get to the door! Start on clearing it!
Maybe we can escape off the plane
And before you move, Gray
I'm going to ask everyone here
Yes
To roll for initiative
What?
It's Charles
No!
Charles is a mermaid
May I use athletics instead of perception due to swimming
Everyone rolls
Feel free to use perception
And I'll allow you to roll athletics
As you try to protect yourself
Everyone make sure you're rolling for perception on your initiative
Make sure your drop down is correct
Yep, yep, yep, yep
Alright
Perception, there we go
I got the 26
I rolled a 7 for a total of 11
Good
Alright
Oh no!
Heart, it's your turn
It's your turn
Uh
Heart points
At
He points over
At Crocus
And goes
You're smarter than I
Clear the door
I'm grabbing
I'm grabbing him
And he points
At Talim
So
I wish to
Move over here
That's one action
Uh
As one action
Um
If Talim allows me
I would like
To grab a hold of him
Not grapple
I would just like to grab a hold of him
As you go to grab Talim
He actually like
He pulls away
He's like
He's like
No!
The bag is mine!
I'll make the profit off of this!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Uh
Heart
Shouts something
In a language
That
None of you probably know
Uh
And
He seems
Like
Legit afraid
Uh
Of
Of the water around him
As
He
Of Talim
With his
Big
Magical hands
And
I wish to
Attempt
To drag
Talim
Let go of me
You mountain of muscle
You won't take my prize
So
They might assume you resist
Alright so
For this
I'll allow two options
Cause it's player versus player
At this point
Um
So
I'll kind of
To kind of make sure
Both of you are consensual to it
Uh
Would you prefer a
Versus roll
Or would you like
Uh
Salty
Salty's character
Heart to
Basically go against your
Fortitude
Uh
DC
With the athletics
Um
I'm okay with using the standard system
Okay
Okay
So Salty for heart
Uh
Roll me athletics check
And we'll go against uh
Talim's uh
4-2 DC
Oh no
That's a 17
Uh
That is
Exactly
Talim's
DC
So you are able to
Pull along
Talim
We need to get out of here
I don't want to be
Steam bathed
As he just
Pulls
This man
Away from
This tubing
Where this
Bag
Supposedly is
If
Talim's hand
He's clutching on the bag
He pulled it free
Like he's holding on to it
But he's like
No this is mine
Yeah and he's just
Pulling him
How long do I pull the man?
You
You can only remove
Half your movement speed
Cause this is difficult terrain
So
I'll still keep it as that
Heck yes
Uh
Then I'll move
Uh
Then I'll move here
And that's my turn
Come over here
Your total movement's 25
So you have to do
Count twice
Every time
So
5-10
15-20
So you can only move up
Two spaces right now
So back one
And then you're good
In that case
Alright
Uh
What
Is that the end of your turn?
Yup
Awesome
Grey
Here we go
Grey is booking it
Absolutely booking it
Using
Uh
Two actions
To get all the way over there
Cause that is a lot of speed
That is a lot of space
Yeah so we can count them as we go
So
5-10
So diagonal increases a lot
So
5-10
Yeah so as you go diagonal in a grid space
It's after every second one
It's a lot
So hold up hold up
Cause you're over
Okay
You put myself back then?
Yeah so it'll be
5-10
15-20
35-40
I'm sorry I'm counting weird
Like 5-10
Like 5-10
For two actions you can get up to here
Okay
We'll just do that for now
There you go
Uh
I don't have a fancy tile work for the door by the way
I forget it was just rubles
It's okay
Okay so the rubble's probably like round in this area
Like it's it's round in this area-ish
Like
In front of the door
What you'll see as you get closer to it
Is all the wood and refuse
And even the bones and the bodies and such
Have actually been
Been pushed forward to the door
And the door surprisingly is holding very well
But all that debris and stuff is blocking that door
Around that square so it's all piled up up to the ceiling
It's all just trapped there
Alright she is
She is
She is
Pulling and trying to get as much of this clear as she can
Yeah
Uh
You're not quite at it yet
You have to get uh
For the adjacent
The door
It's adjacent to the door there
Alright
We'll get
We'll use the last action then to just get up there
Yeah
You're able to move just two
That's it
We'll do
Alright so
Oh dear
Beetle
You uh
You notice something in the water
No I'm chained to heart
I'm chained to heart
No I'm chained to heart
No I'm chained
I'm chained
You can't grab me
You don't recognize the bodies in the water
A man has fallen into the water in Lego City
As you're
As you're
As you're looking around
You know
Scared and seeing the water begin to flood more and more
As Grey quickly takes the initiative to clear out
Clear the way
You see something shiny inside of the water
Basically kinda come by your leg
It's mine
But it flashes lights
It flashes like a
It's like
It was like
Flash flash flash flash
And it slithers away from you
Oh
Oh
Uh oh
But then you see the light basically kinda go in front of you
Comes by
It's like it's curious
Uh oh
But then all of a sudden it begins to go away
Then it comes straight for you
Ahhhh
And you see the thing will pop out and go right for your legs
You see the water's coming up to your neck because of your height
And you'll see that it is a long slivery looking creature
And it crackles with electricity as it begins to bite at you
It surges at you and it rolls
Oops sorry let me show you this roll
Oh
It rolls a 25 to hit you
Oh
Oh
Oh
No
That
That hits me
Yeah
It'll do five points of damage to you
Ouchie
Oh
Oh
Beetle is screaming and trying to frantically doggy paddle away
It will try to
Oh dear yeah let's do this
No
It will then try to hit you again but with its tail
Unfortunately
It
It currently can miss
But I have
Villain points
No
Why did I ever tell you
Why did I ever tell you
And I will reroll them
And still miss
And you still miss
And you still miss
Woo
And it'll still try to hit you one last time
No
And it misses again
So you're okay
Yes
Yes
You got that
You got that rubber logic again
Yes
You got that rubber logic look
Yes
Yes
You got that rubber logic look
A little slippery light
Oh
Talim
Yes
As you are being dragged away
You also notice a similar light
And as a similar light begins to come closer
It begins to circle around you as if it's curious
And then it pops out
It tries to brush its tail against you
Mostly just trying to be
You know a lot more
Oh sorry let me press this here
It tries to whack its tail against you Talim
Let me see here
Sorry
Because I don't have to play all the music
Apparently the ram doesn't like me
It tries to whap you
It hits you
Brawling a 19 of the die for 25
In which it will deal
Seven points of damage to you
You see it'll slither around again
It'll try to tap you one more time
You're seeing as this thing kind of circles around you
It's crackly
And you see it just pulsating like lightning bolts
Kind of travel in through the water
It's going to try to strike you again
But it fails
And that'll be the end of its turn
Talim, it's your go
It's trying to steal my prize
Am I effectively, am I being
Okay, no
Salty said that she
Heart is not grappling me, right?
No, I'm just grappling you
I'm just dragging you
And good luck getting out of it
You minus five to athletic checks against living creatures
Now see here
I'm perceiving, I'm seeing
I'll show you a minus five against living creatures
You VTubers
If I were a ghost, you could have whooped my ass
But that's not the case
I yearn for the day while I get to grapple another ghost
That's going to be so good
Anyways
As this thing
Brushes up against
A
A
Wealth addled
Talim
He is going to be under the impression
That it is
It's trying to take his prize
Because dumb animals see shiny things
And they want them for themselves
But no, this is mine
This is mine
Yeah, dumb animals want that?
You dumb animals
Is that what you're saying?
Let's see
I'm a gentleman merchant
Yeah, you turn into fucking Gollum, okay?
Stink is adventurous
Protect the precious
Pulls up shield
Shield blocks
Shanted
I will
Uh
Talim will use his sword and he will use his spell strike
Using gouging claw
To lash out
At this
Awesome
For two actions
And so let me go ahead
And I will use his sword and he will use his spell strike
Using gouging claw
To lash out
At this
Awesome
For two actions
And so let me go ahead
And
Target it
Target it
I am going to
Oop
There we go
Uh
I had that on my hotbar
I don't know why I did that
I'm going to
So when you go to your hotbar
When it has that
It'll just show up on the chat
So you have all your options
Like your multi attack penalty and stuff
Okay
That's what it does
I will roll to strike it
As part of my spell strike
Um
And I will
A
25 in total
That'll hit it
And
So
I will then
Roll
My
Regular damage
Which is a
I rolled a 4
Plus a 3
Gives me a total 7
Now as part of my spell strike
Because I'm a magus
Um
And
Uh
Use the spell that I cast
And
Uh
I essentially count as having hit with that spell
Which was gouging claw
Which means I get to roll damage for that as well
And that was a total of
An extra 4 damage
For
11 total slashing damage
Against this creature
Awesome
Alright
I'm applying the damage
Do a massive blow to this thing
You see that flinch
And his mouth kind of clatters
And it
You know insultingly sparks energy
Or sparks electricity at you
As it slithers around
And then I will use my final action
Because
Um
What is it?
Uh
Spell strike is a 2
It's a
Use it's 2 action
I'll use my final action
To
Enter into
Arcane Cascade
Awesome
That would be the end of your turn
Beetle
Things happening
Uh
Beetle
In a panic
Pulls out
His hat of disguise
And sticks it
On his horn
And
Can I use it to
Can I use it to
Can I use it to
Can I use it to just
Go horizontal
And start
Wiggling
And
Look like an electric eel
And
Can the hat please
Can the hat please
Take the shape of a little bow on my head?
Maybe with a narrative decoration
This is segmented
Let's see
Let's see
Currently the costume appears
Another creature
The same body shape
So no
Dammit
Shit
Just can't
Just can't
Press the arms and legs
Close enough to the body
Yeah
Yeah
You can't be a noodle
Dammit
Okay
I can't believe Paul
You're trying to
Step in on my brain
Of being a noodle
Alright then
Uh
I did not have any
Weaponry out at all
So
I'm gonna have to draw my
Finally crafted
Shortsword
Oh my god
And then
I'm gonna
Devise a stratagem
You know
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
Target lock
Seek strike
Stop
Untarget heart
Untarget heart
Untarget heart
It's not working
Strike heart
Kill heart
Then weakness
If you have any trouble
You can
You can right click
Heart's token
I think
And then click the
Target symbol button
I'm gonna refresh the browser
Cause I think it's bugged
Yeah
It's
It's having a little bit of struggle
It's okay
It won't let me click it
Like left click it
Or right click it
We're asking a lot of
There we go
Okay there we go
Now I've got the
Yield targeted
Okay
And now
I'd like to
Sorry I gotta open my sheet
All over again
Get open
Give me this
There we go
Open sesame
Open sesame
Open sesame
My strategy
Strike
Roll
That is
A
A
A natural 20
Yay
A natural 20
Yay
A natural 20
That's what we're looking for
Woo
So Beetle sees that
That is definitely
Gonna do something good
And he takes the swing
For 17
Did you
Did you click the crit damage button?
Oh I'm stupid as frick
Ignore that
Medi black flashlight
18 damage
And uh
Yeah you defies the strategy
Okay
Yeah
Okay I'll make sure you did your thing
Alright you do 18 points of damage to it
You basically just go
Right into it
Woo
And you see that you
Instantly
Killing your
Uh
Your weapon basically
Just
The short sword
Just right into its mouth
You see that
And you see it just kind of
Fizzle out and begins to float in the water
Oh that was a much better idea
Than the hat
I'm gonna grab the eel
And I'm gonna tuck it into my waist
Where the
Where the
Where the chain is tying
Okay
I'm just
I'm taking its corpse
And I'm stuffing it in there
Oh my lord
Alright you grab it
This is gonna be good eatin'
This is gonna be
This is gonna be delicious
Eel jerky
It's what's good
Alright I wanna say
That you spent an action
To stab at it
Take it
Yeah
Put in your stuff
Yeah that's my turn
There we go
I'm pulling away Talim
Uh how far
Can I
Can I just move
Like in general
And Talim will follow
Is that how we count this
Or do I need
Yeah I'll
If you're still pulling Talim along
I'll allow you just to
Pull Talim with you
But for this one
I'm gonna need you to do
Action economy stuff with me
Of course
Of course
You're still
Difficult terrain
Stuff like that
So take your action to move
Of course
I can't believe
I can't believe
I finally got put on the
Child leash
I can
Basically
To help you out
You just move two squares
For each of your movement
What can I help you math wise?
One
Two
One
Wait so
So
Ta-da
One
Two
One
Two
Okay cool
Math coming out of part 10
So
Yeah
Soren
Yes
Since you have
Since you have allowed me to just move
With Talim
I am going to move four times
Some people at home might go
Wait how the heck can you move four times?
This is Pathfinder
You have three actions
It takes one action to move
When you are a monk
Your play style is cheating
I am cheating
What?
What?
I will pass the spell
Key rush
Which allows
Which allows
Over there is like
You can't have my
Yeah
Yeah
It just gets yanked
So I will move
Four times
Total
Holy shit
Uh
So
Yes
Soren
Uh
I take it
That
Let's see here
Da-da
Da-da
Da-da
Da-da
Da-da
Um
Yeah
So
With ten movement
For each one
Uh
That would be
Uh
I could move
Forty feet total
In that case
Since I can only move ten
For each movement
That I take
Correct?
Yes
If you are uh
If you are walking
Yes
I am going here
To remember
Now would be a time to ask
How many feet long is the chain
Sorry to interrupt
Uh
Wasn't it thirty?
Is it thirty?
I thought it was thirty
It's thirty
Okay
Okay
So
I'm going there
A couple things
Yes
Yes
I've established at the start of the room
That where uh
Talim
Stepped in
Was a lot deeper
And the room has been floating
It is
It sure is
So you'll have to be swimming
Across the back
Heck yes
Oh no
How much would you reduce my movement in that case
As I
I'll say
You'll say you're able
You're both able to get through
After you roll me a reflex save
Cause there's some certain things
About this room
Which are fun
Oh
Nice Oren
Nice
So
Talim
And Hart
Roll me a reflex save please
Uh oh
I rolled a seven
For a total of
Thirteen
Thirteen
Alright
Oh there's the button
Interesting
Wait
There's the
Left side of the character scene
Okay there it goes
Okay no I
Yeah I got it
No I
I got my
I got my twitch window confused with
The window
I'm clicking and dragging the stream
I'm just pausing it
Oh
Oh
Oh
That is a natural one
That is a natural one
That is a natural one
Oh my gosh
Oh wait no you can't
It's your player
Nevermind
Here I play natural ones
That's right
Hey I'm shit sucks bro
Let me see
Let me see
Cinematic Nathuans
Are pretty cool though
This is
Oh god
What a fricked up day
Talim clutches to his sword
And his bag
And
It's just like
Like nobody will take away
My profits
Finally
Alright
Finally
I'm gonna use this one
From our
Patreon member
Sith Tribble
I think who's currently watching
Thank you so much for the Sith
Um
Or I'm gonna use this one
Called
Who put that there?
On a failed reflex save
The target steps on a rake
Smacking them in the face
For a point of damage
Are you saying that a
Yet some rake
Just flows out
Through the fucking tube
It's not even a rake
It's like
It's like a ribcage
But on some bones
No no no no no
I like this better
I like this better
I like the fact that it's
A ghost touch rake
So
That's true
So what happens
Yes here
Right
Is that
Uh main reason
I'm gonna be moving
Some of you together
Please do
Is that
Something major happens
Here
Cool
Um
I'm taking that ghost touch rake
God damn it
I need
I need
Beetle
In grey
To roll me a reflex save
As this one
Takes an interesting turn
I rolled a 15 total
I rolled a 18 total
Woo
Interesting
Okay
Okay
Okay
Alright
I'm about to
I'm about to
Take a guess at something
Zoran
Is uh
Is this room about to become
A giant toilet bowl
Oh
Yes
As you all begin to see
As heart runs across
And as Talim is being dragged
Talim
Uh you may have
Possibly trying to turn around
To resist being pulled
Or something
As a rake
Because
It basically hits you
But with
But with the heart and you
Crossing over
And stepping on
Some of the debris
That has been holding
The water
From completely draining
From the room
Now finally dislodges
After that one rake
And so
The entire room
Swashes down
Holding everybody
Underneath
And because the beetle
Because the beetle
And uh
Grey's reflex save
You guys do not
Suffer any damage
From this
But as you guys
Basically fall through
You find yourselves
You're getting brought in
Through like this
Kind of cavernous tunnel
You notice yourself
As you gotta come through
Where a lot of water
Has been being filled up
You can look below
The map
As you begin to find yourself
Bursting forth out
Into the room
You saw
Previously
And you burst
Feeling a bit
Blush
If you guys could
Kind of like move around
Like one square
If you don't mind
Just to get you guys
Aligned on the grid
Um
One single question
Yes
Are we going to
Are we going to
Magically assume
That um
That Grey
That Grey's torch
Is still
Unsnuck
My torch
It's
It's not lit anymore
Nice
Oh no
Oh no
Total darkness
Oh it's off
I clicked it off
Uh
You right click your token
Top left with a little torch icon
Yeah
I clicked it off
I'll turn it off for you
There you go
Everything was suddenly bad
There you go
There you go
Now it's off
Uh
Unfortunately
This also
Puts you guys
In a bit of a predicament
Because
One of the eels
Are also here
No
We just hear it as a sploosh
I pointedly say
And sorry Chad
I have not been showing you
The uh
The initiative order
I am a terrible human being
My bad
It's a lot to manage
Alright I'm running a stream
And a thing at the same time
I can't believe it's
It's a lot
It's a lot
But another one
Is also around
That you see
Has also joined the fray
And is also up here
So Hart
So Hart
I think that'll be the end of your turn
Uh
Yeah
Unless
Actually I'll uh
You only
You moved all your movement right?
Yep
Here
Once I did interrupt you
And your reflex save
As you went through
I'll grant you one action
So you can move around
And do something
Okay
Uh
When
Everything like that
We're just falling down
And everything
Since it's pit
Like
Super dark
Uh
All I really want to do
Um
But I don't have a narrative
Decoration
In fact
I don't have a hero point for it
Otherwise I would
Yeah
State that I
I wish to become a flare
For one round
Um
Like
What about hero points?
What?
May I gift a hero point?
For such a thing?
No
No
Dang
That shit sucks
Sorry
I
I will just
I will just shout
Uh
Heart will dip up
Uh
Above
The waters
And shout
Group call
Anyone
Who's alive
Uh
And then he pulls
Like
Talim above
The water surface
He just sulks
He's like
Oh I'm not included
Jeez I'm sorry dude
I didn't mean to
It's okay
It happens
So
Because
There's no light
In this room
Those of you who are able
To see is
You'll have a better time
Than some of the other ones
Heart
You see uh
Pulsing light
Inside of the water
You see these things
Are not done with you
You are all currently
Swimming right now
Yeah
You see this thing
This
The light will float up to you
You see electric
Electric energy
Will begin to spark at you
Rolling 25
To hit you
But only dealing
Three points of damage
But you feel this
Painful spark
That hits you
Just
It tries
It tries to
Electrocute you
One more time
But only rolls
A seven
In misses
Grey
You're swimming
Things are bad
It's all going downhill
Everything is bad
We've been literally
Flushed down the toilet
We
They basically had the animation
Of a WoW raid boss
Uh
Grey swims towards
The uh
Towards
Uh
Hearts
Yelling
And she's just going
Ah
Echo location
Yeah
Hearts keeps
Talking until
People
Yeah
And say anything
Yeah
She's swimming on up
She's like
She saw that little spark
In the distance
So she's heading on over
Bite
Can I
I can't see it
I have low light vision
I don't have
Like I don't have dark vision
Zoran did say
That they
That they are glowing
That is
Noit
Thank you for pointing that out
I will allow you to
With your low light vision
Use that at your advantage
Hell
Yeah
Um
I will
Absolutely declare this
My uh
My hunted prey
The
This
This lad right here
This one right there
That I'm targeting
I don't think I can hit it
Like
I can
You can
I've never done water combat
You just
It's just normal
Alright
Let's give it a
You know what
I'm going to dive down
I'm going to try and bite it
You're going to try and bite it
The freshest of sushi
Yeah
That's a 2
I rolled a 10
Oh
I missed
You have 2 hero points
I do
Let's give that a reroll
I hit it for a 16
Woo
Yeah
There you go
Roll me some damage
Damage roll
You go
And you take a huge chunk out of it
Mmm
Sushi
Alright
I think that's all
Free of your turns
The sushi
The one of them
Oh no
Will slide over to you
Gray
And it will try
Oh no
And it will try to electrocute you
With its tail
Rolling terribly
Rolling terribly
But I do have
Venom points
No
And I will spend one
To reroll
Hitting you
Hitting you
Hitting you
Hitting you
For 6 points of damage
It will try to hit you one more time with its tail
I saw that national 20
I'm so mad
And then the dice rolled off
It would be so
But you have a hero
You have a villain point
Oh I'll save it for later
Okay
I'll get too soon
Gray's hair is now like super
Just the villain point
Gray's mane is just
Foomp
It's just all staticky
Kaleem
It is your go
Yes
I don't have low light vision
Or dark vision
Or anything
I can't see Jack
But you can see shiny
Can I?
Because I
You do see it
So on how we'll do this
For darkness stuff
I've actually kept trying to like
Double check the rules
For not being able to see very well for sight
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
I can't see Jack
Fair rail for sight
I can't find it off the top of my head
But if I remember right
Basically
You try to hit
Does it count as them having full concealment?
Yes
So let me uh
Let me do concealment
That'll
That'll help me out
Basically as you try to um
Try to hit it
And then
We gotta roll a DC flat check
To see if you hit it or not
Okay
That's not terrible
Um
That's that's how we'll do it
They're glowing
So it's a lot easier
But you know
Exactly there it's hard
If they are concealed
They uh
Tell him needs to roll
A flat DC
Uh
Five
Yeah that's where we'll be standing
Yeah
Okay
Cool
Cool
Alright so
Should I go ahead and roll that d20?
Uh cause I
I'm the one that's uh
Above heart
I'm going to
Okay
You're good
Nice
Woooo
Get him out
Get him out now
In my favor
And uh
I will uh
Go ahead and use my regular attack with my sword
Okay
Um
And uh
That is a plus seven to attack
Plus seven to attack
For a total of
Thirteen
Which is a miss
Swing
And a miss
I'm swinging
And then I missed again
I will
Attack it a second time
And hope for a much better roll
As my second action
And no
I rolled a
Four
For a total of
Six
You do have a euro point
Yeah you do have two of them
Yeah I should have used it on the first one
Um
I'll allow you to roll it on
On the first one
I'll be generous
I appreciate that
In that case
I will uh
Pre-roll that one
Uh
Pre-roll and keep the new result
Which is a
I'll do it
21 in total
In that first attack
That might kill it
It might
It might
And so
Damage
Damage it
I currently have
Arcane Cascade up
Which gives me
Uh
Plus one extra slashing damage
I rolled a
What is it
Wait
Did I roll?
I forgot
I got a total of nine
You got a total of nine
It was plus one Arcane Cascade
Plus three strength
All that
But you kill it
How do you kill it?
Um
As uh
Talim will lash out
With his uh
With his sword
With his ass spoil
But it will currently be
Um
You know like pulled together
Like the regular sword
And he will actually
Drive the sword
Through the water
Like an arcing shark's fin
And just
Bisect this
As it uh
It just uh
Begins to float away
In two separate pieces
Uh
With dying farts
Nice
And then my last action
My last action
My last action
Will be to
Uh
Tuck the bag
Under my arm
And draw my shield in close
Counting as raising it
Awesome
Raise your shield
Beetle it's your turn
Oh
Sorry
Beetle knows exactly what he needs to do
He grabs both sides of this eel
And he shoves them
And he shoves them in his
In chain waistband
So now he's just got
Two dead eels shoved into his waistband
Uh
I like to continue to doggy paddle
Over here
Remembering the campsite
That we saw
And what you see
Is that the water is high enough
For you to safely get on top of it now
Oh
Yes
My god
It was a resident evil puzzle
The entire time
Beetle's gonna climb up there
And
I don't know if that's all three of my actions
Or if I have one left
Yeah so
You moved
You interacted
Yeah
To take the stuff
Into your waistband
And then you moved again
You're right
You're right
So that's the end of my turn
Alright
Heart
Hey Soren
Yes
Uh
So there is one cool little thing
That an individual can do
It's very dark in here
Um
But I wish to perform
The search action
Uh
Which is
That I seek
Um
So I wish to seek for
A similar glowing action
Uh
So I wish to seek for
That little creature
That is in the water nearby
If I can spot
If I can spot the glimmer
In the darkness
Um
So I wish to perform the seek action
Please
Uh
Absolutely
Heck yeah
So I roll a perception check
Um
Against
Its
Stealth DC
Stealth DC
Oh no
An eel might be really freaking good at that
Um
But hey
I'll do that anyway
Wow
I can't believe the eel had levels in rogue
I rolled a 16 for a total of 21
You see it just fine
Heck yeah
That thing
Right there
Uh
I'm gonna swim over to it
Kick its ass
You gonna punch it
Yeah
Put its butt in its mouth
Splash
Splash
Splash
Uh
Hey
Hey Soren
Yeah
How do you kill the eel?
I make it eat its own ass
I'm uh
I'm gonna
I'm gonna try to make this eel
Eel's head
Have a permanent meeting with its column
No
Ah
So uh
Yeah
I'm gonna
I'm gonna smack the heck out of this dude
Yeah
Um
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Why do Monk do this?
Why do they add
Give you two fist attacks?
I don't like this
Because they can
Because they can
Yeah
Um
I will
Hit this guy with a flurry of blows
Uh
So
Here we go
I will
Lay out my fist
Right here
Yeah
Lay out that fist
Yeah
Boy
I thought you were gonna lay out the eel
Yeah
No
That's
That's what I'm doing
With my fist
Oh
I don't wanna say it
I'm not saying it
Oh no
I tried to strike Talim with that one
Ladies
Regardless you would miss
Yes
I would miss on the first attack
Uh
And on my second attack
Wah
That's a miss as well
Dude
Oh that missed
Oh
That is my turn
I'm gonna punch the mist
Gray
I'm gonna punch the mist
Gray's gonna turn herself around
Now that the uh
The one eel's gone
And
And tucked into
In the beetle's page
She's gonna whip around
And she's going to
Target this lad
This is now her
Hunted prey
Hunted prey
And she's going to
Dive down
And once again
Bite
Cause it is now
All grandma knows
All she knows is bite
And feral
Yeah
You wanna mark it as your uh
Target
Yes
And would you like to
Reroll that 10
With a hero point
Okay
I absolutely would
Awesome
One action to mark
And it hits
I rolled a 20 total
Awesome
Roll me some damage
Heck yeah
I have a question Min
Do you null paddle?
I hate you
I did 10 damage
Oh
Eat it
How do you kill it?
Uh
Gonna call on back
To our first session
Where she just grabs onto
And she just
Back and forth
Back and forth
Absolutely
Just
I'm gonna bite it
And I'm gonna shake it to death
Until it stops moving
She lifts her head
And she
She throws it up against the wall
And just zooms past
Beetle's head
And just
Flap
Wet smack
Oh nice
Beetle squatted over the fire
With his flint and steel
Just like
Smacking them together
The eel goes flying over his head
He's like oh
He drops the flint and steel
And goes to pick it up
And stuff it in his chain belt
So
So this must look
Really freaking cool
For heart
Uh
Since it's
The only light source
Is the eel itself
As it gets
Throttled around
By
Um
By grey
As this is happening
So he starts stroking his chin
Like
That's how you fight things
In the water
Why didn't I think of that
It's super hard to punch things
In the water
Or no
Fighting good
He's having a moment
He's having a brain blast
So with that
Combat
Has now ended
All of you
Are kind of floating
Onto the surface
Uh
The water has risen up
Enough to where you can get
To either side
Just fine
And uh
You see Beetle standing there
Need a little
Campside area
Yeah Beetle's gonna come back
And he's gonna light this fire
For them
Yeah you see
That the timber on
Is very hard
To kind of light back up
It's not fresh wood
Ah fuck
Takes out his sopping wet torch
Throws it down on the ground
Takes out the sopping wet map
Throws it down on the ground
Starts
Keeps smacking the flint seal
Over the wet paper
He's going to paddle on over
And she's going to
Pull herself
Out of the water
She's gonna lay there
Just flopped on the ground
Just
Hey
Good job with the fire Beetle
Uh
Hart drags
Talim up
Talim just like
Just raises up
Out of the water
Like a
Like a
Like a
Specter of a drowned sailor
Clutching the bag
He sets it down
And he's just like
He's like
He looks around
He's just like
I suppose we should be more careful
Exploring the depths of the sewers
Yeah
We
You don't get to say anything
Oh you're so astute
He looks
He looks at everyone
And he's just like
He's like
Why
Why am I suddenly the subject of hostility
That bag
Like
Grey's laying on the ground
She just lifts a drenched paw
And she just jabs it accusingly
She's not even looking at him
Yeah
She's just jabbing it in his direction
She's like
That bag
You wanted that bag
So bad
You almost got us all killed
He like
Looks
He looks at the bag
He's like
It looks very valuable
But
I don't think that is
Strange
Talim
Tell me where we are
How did we get here
Do you remember any of it?
We're in the sewers
Of the pond pilaster
We're seeking ingredients
Do you remember
Entering the room
And seeing something?
Yes
And then it flooded
And we fought eels
Yes
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
I can't
You wanted that bag
So bad
You wanted us all
To die for it
I mean
Many people have died
For a prophet
But I
I mean
Myself personally as well
Uh
That's
Not really something
I would say
That's me
Gleem
All three of us saw you
Go into a trance
You
Almost got us killed
The rigors of combat
Do strange things
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No
Do not try and dodge this
Think about your actions
Think about them
I've already thought about my actions
It was a simple accident
Talim
Talim
I'm not mad
I am just disappointed
Yeah
And grandma wants you
To go sit on that broken chest
And face the wall
For a minute
I have no idea
I have no idea what
You're on time out
What all of the hubbub is about
You're on time out
Perhaps we should take some time to dry off
Get a fire lit
Hey
Hey
Talim
Hart
Hart hasn't said anything
Since
He pulled him up
On
Onto the waters
He has just been looking down
And then he looks up
At
Talim
Hart
When he's wet
Um
You can start seeing lines
Where his muscle tissue
Is forming
And it's obvious
That
His
His
Whole anatomy
Is not fully human
Uh
Every single joint point
Uh
You can see
Like
Where the muscle starts to melt into
Bone
And all of that
So he looks up at Hart
Uh
Hart looks up at Talim
Slightly steaming
From
The water
That is evaporating from him
I don't blame you for anything
But
Don't try to
Don't try to
You know
Blame it on something else
If I was going to try and blame something on something else
I would be
Probably much more
Eleg-
Elegant
Eloquent
Eloquent about it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Unfortunately I have
No idea what you're talking about
Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it
Just
Please
F-
Face the consequences sometime
Alright?
I think
I have uh
Faced more dire consequences than most
Yeah
Good then this time it shouldn't be too much harder
Sure buddy
Sure
See
This is why you never do business with the living
What?
So unreasonable
Hey whoa whoa whoa whoa
You
Oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
You discriminate against us
Cause we haven't died yet?
That's fucked up man
Fucked up
Hey
Uh
Speaking of
Treasure and consequences
Look at this bag
Beetle's gonna go over here and start opening the backpack
So as you uh look through it and also
So I'm gonna now distribute loot
For the sake of time and stuff cause we're over time here
Thank you
Thank you
So
Beetle
As you begin the search around and such
You see that within the backpack the things and stuff
Inside the tent
You find a corpse
Oh
You see the corpse has not been dead for a while
It's nearly recent
You'll probably say like several months
It stinks horribly
But you see there's a halfling
Who was uh
Seemingly enjoying
Uh
It's his last ration
Before he was stranded here
You could surmise from the location
Um
But you see
What you get is
A
Rope
A
A bedroll
A
Minor healing potion
Or a couple of them rather
Uh
Some rations
Of course the back what you see here
You see here
And inside of the backpack
You see
Um
A note
Uh
That is kind of like uh
Tied into like this big ball
Of like kind of like cloth and paper
And you say it's like
You say like
To my dearly beloved
Like
Oh
And as you open up the piece of pack
The package
It is a large green emerald
Like
It is
Way bigger than the other emerald
You guys had
Like it is
Beautiful looking
And um
I'll add that to the thing
Along
Inside of the backpack
Uh
4 gold
12 server pieces
And
36 copper
Which I will
What I'll do is that I will distribute that to
See
When Beetle reads
The note
And
Finds the emerald
Uh
He's going to try
And
Specifically
Keep
Talim from seeing it
From seeing it
And
Uh
He's gonna
He's gonna
He
He looks like he's a little fucked up by this
He feels real fucking bad
He doesn't feel great
Uh
And he starts
Looking around frantically
For like
Any sign of who
This
Halfling's
Quote
Beloved
Unquote might be
Like if there's
Anything in their clothes
Anything
Like a pendant
A locket
Anything
On the note
Anything at all
Dear god
Anything
We will get to that
Okay
And we finish Talim's loot
But Talim
If you look inside your
Uh
Your bag
Which I'm gonna put all this in your inventory
Okay
The bag that you have
Is the Everneed pack
An Everneed pack
Is a special bag
I'll read its description
Uh
Constructive green material
And decorated with white glyph
And open
It's
Not our lore stuff
You see it's adorned with the stuff
Um
From your
From your area
And uh
There's a more small pocket
Sliding inside this pack
The pack is enchanted
So that each pocket
Contains common
Mundane gear
Each item worth no more
Than one gold
Such as chalk
Flint and steel
String, etc
It doesn't contain any armor
Shields, weapons
Or items
Made of any kind of precious metal
Uh
But you have to keep track
Of the exact value of the gear
You retrieve from the pack
And the pack empties
After eight gold
Worth of items
Of your choice are removed
After which it becomes
A mundane backpack
Huh
Along with that
You'll have
A ever burning torch
Which was also just
Kind of stashed in there
Uh
Some rope
And you find four gold
Twelve silver
And two copper pieces
Do you want to share it
With the party
Or keep it for yourself
I mean when we uh
We pull out the gold
And it'll just be like
Ah
Four gold
Perfect
One for each
You want to only give
One gold to each person?
I'll keep the change
Okay
So what I'll do here
Yeah everyone else
Add one gold to your inventory
And you add
You add one gold
Twelve silver
And copper
To yourself to leave
You keep my share
And I put uh
The general campsite loot
Into the party loot
So you guys can
Pick it along
How you want
But Beetle
Roll me a perception check
Okay
The general campsite loot
Into the party loot
So you guys can
Pick it along
How you want
But Beetle
Roll me a perception check
Okay
Is it thirteen?
No, I think
Unfortunately
the note that you would find
That would have
Any evidence
Do you have a hero point?
You do
What?
Was it hard?
Yeah, you have
One hero point
You can use
i want to use it i want to use it i want to use it i want to use it yeah pretty important i need
to use it this is important this is important easy love support it's a little worse with a
unfortunately the note that you find is a bit too deteriorated to really get a lot of information
out of um you will friend you will surmise from the note to where it's like it's like
is like our 10th anniversary is coming up soon and further on like i'm so happy to finally help
provide for your fight for your family who's been such dire with all love with all the love
all the love of the pantheon your your loving husband and it ends
soren i don't have a narrative declaration but can it be ruined by water
oh yeah it's ruined by a bunch it's just shredded soggy all this other stuff
yeah yeah that's what you read from it yeah yeah good good good
oh must be the reason why this can't be read
and with that as you all sit there at the campfire trying to dry yourselves off to go right back into
the water and get wet again that is where we're going to end
that was great look at it look at it this way at the end of the day we made a profit
i'm going to throttle you
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