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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, June 18th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
Surprise, Josh wants to go fishing, we have expensive taste in hobbies, good news - over 10,000 people know how to swim, Josh is probably still grounded, there are some interesting new laws in Idaho that are about to kick in on July 1st, Chantel wants to measure her mouth, our daughter made a very interesting observation about 10 years ago, the rules of the bathroom stalls, Chantel needs to practice trust exercises, before they were Eggos - they were Fraffles, and Cup Noodles is making a big DILL out of the pickle trend!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(2:24) - Go fishing today!
(6:52) - Expensive hobbies
(12:52) - Good News to Get You Going
(15:05) - Childhood punishments
(18:56) - New Idaho laws taking effect on July 1st
(24:16) - How big is your mouth
(30:53) - Waterbed abs
(35:41) - Bathroom stalls
(41:38) - Trust makes you happy
(45:50) - Eggos / Fraffles
(49:51) - Would You Rather This or That
(52:37) - Pickle flavored Cup Noodles + outro
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Full show transcript:
Hey. Hey. What are you doing over there? Oh, I was reading something. Was it a ghost story?
Kate, you promised tauntaun kinda sounds like a robot. A tauntaun, for those who don't know, is the creature from Star Wars. Yeah. It's a dinosaur thing. It's a lizard with also fur.
It has scales on the main level of its skin, but then it also has fur to survive in the cold winters of hot. I'm sorry, nerd. Can you tell me? Why are you so rude about Star Wars fandom? Because the Star Wars fandom, you guys are intense.
You guys are No. We meet in convention centers and we meet in that. Alright. You were saying Yeah. A tauntaun sounds like a robotic cow.
Right? So a cow says, moo. Right? A tauntaun goes, like that. Do you wanna hear one?
Yeah. Do you have the sound? That's what they sound like. Let's hear it. That's pretty spotty.
Do you have it? Oh. Yeah. You have headphones on. That'd help.
It's been playing for fifteen minutes. Yes. You're sitting over there with no headphones on. I I can't hear it. And I was like, are you gonna play it?
Yeah. You did good. Making your noise. Alright. I'll draw I'll try it.
Okay. Good. Here we go. One, two, three, go. Bravo.
That's really good. Thank you. Thank you. Stupid. I think I've heard our dog make a noise similar while waiting for peanut butter.
Yes. Alright. Well, that's neat. Good job to both of us. You ready to start the show?
Yes. I have nothing else to add to that. That's fine. There are a couple of places that I would rather be right now. Back to bed?
That's one of them. K? Next place Fishing. No. No for me.
No for I've done a lot of fishing with you this year already. So Three? Three fishing? It's been more than that. Four fishing?
What? I don't know how many fishing it's been, but it's been a lot of fishing. More. And today is national go fishing day, and that's why when you when you read about that first thing in the morning, now it's in my head all day You should have called in sick. That I should be fishing.
You should have you should you should go. And, hey, guess what? You get out early, go fishing. No. I got so much to do to get ready for this weekend.
Alright. Wow. It's crazy the amount of stuff I gotta get done. And I just cannot get motivated to do, but I really need to. K.
Don't go fishing then. But I plan on fishing this weekend. Great. Good deal. Somehow, someway.
I've done a lot of fishing with you. Four fish? No. One fish? Two fish?
Red fish. There you go. Blue fish. We could go to Red Fish. I love Red Fish.
It's beautiful. Let's go there. I'd rather be there. See? And then they have a flavor burst ice cream Right.
At the lodge. See? Yeah. Let's go there. We go to Redfish.
I'd rather be in the mountains. Right. Or on a lake? Now you're getting it. Now you you see when I say let's go fishing, it's let's take you to the mountains.
Okay. Right. So when you go, I've done a lot of fishing. I just some of the places that you go fishing are always easy to sit and read my book. Uh-huh.
The last one was But but here's here's the other thing. The one on Sunday and the one on Saturday too. But, what we could do is, get you some sort of, bug situation, a bug net situation so you could sit in peace. Yeah. That'd be awesome.
Right. We have that. We have that technology. Ground Uh-huh. Some shade Mhmm.
A place to put my chair, that's flat ground Yeah. And then a bug net. Right. Done. And then I'm set.
Right. You could fish all day while I read or nap. Exactly. Fine. So that's what I'm saying.
When I say go go fishing with me, it's whatever you need Okay. So that you can just be in the mountains while I'm off fishing. Sure. Alright. It's National Go Fishing Day.
Go fish. It also happens to be International Sushi Day. I don't think the two are related. Because I don't think anybody is out there, eating raw trout. You've gotta cook trout.
Do you? Alright. Yeah. It's not one of those fish you can sushi up. I don't enjoy trout.
That's why I put them back. It's too much work. You have to pick out all the bones. Okay. I don't I don't Before that, there's the cleaning it.
Yeah. There's the the killing of it, the cleaning of it, the cooking of it, then the eating of it, which you jump to. And then there's also it tastes like trout. I don't really like the taste of trout. It's too much work.
I love catching them, taking my picture with them, and putting them back. Yeah. You don't like to kill them. I remember the first time you tried to kill one. You didn't you that was not for you.
No. I am not that guy. That's why I'm a catch and release fly fisher. It's so much easier. And you just put them back.
And then they go, later, dude. And I go, see you. Thanks for the hole in my mouth, bud. Ah. Did they say that?
They look cool. That hurt, guy. That's what they say. Yeah. Well They really hurt, buddy.
I got poked by, the gate when I was taking out the garbage this morning by, like, a wood sliver thing. It hurts. So I get my I get my share. You that's your comeuppance? Mhmm.
It's Josh and Chadwick. Go fish. Hi. Good morning. What hobbies are you into?
And are they expensive? Are your are your hobbies expensive? Okay. I believe, most of my hobbies have front end load cost. Meaning, they're expensive in the beginning, but not necessarily super expensive to make.
You get into it. That could be true of any hobby, though. Sometimes you have to buy all of the gear. Right. And that is expensive.
Yeah. And I would say between, watercolor, between photography, fly tying and fly fishing, those are probably the biggest expense. Gardening? Gardening as a front load expense, because you gotta buy seeds and plants and dirt. If you're building your your, beds for the first year.
What other hobbies are mountain biking? Yeah. Front load cost. Yeah. And then, you know, to actually depending on the hobby, to go where you need to go to do the hobby can be expensive.
You know? I mean, if you wanted to get into metal detecting, for example. You got Why would you bring up that one? I'm just picking a a hobby. If you wanted to get into that, you would need to get a metal detector.
That's the initial cost. Right? Yeah. Then the rest of the of the expense would be the gas money to go to the places you're gonna detect metal. All of the places.
And then the time involved in waving that thing back and forth to hear boops and beeps. I want a metal detect. I know. I think it would be so cool. All kinds of stuff.
You could find all kinds of stuff. Know, and people do. I know it. You go to parks. You go to beaches.
You go to go to the sand dunes and wander around. Who knows what you'd find? Bits and pieces of Bits and balls. Wheeler. I was just reading a list of summer on a budget.
Okay. This is the cheapest hobby you can get. Alright. Reading. Okay.
Library cards are for free. Sure. And you can also get, you know, trials to different, ebook services and audiobook services. True. So you could you could, you know, depending on what you're into, you might be able to get into a hobby and then maybe have, like, a small subscription or something too.
Bird watching. Oh, yeah. Although, we do some bird watching. It's not so cheap. Cheap.
Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Come on. That's pretty good one.
I'll give you credit for it. Bird seed to attract the birds. Now if you're just gonna go into nature and look at birds and go, oh, a bird. Oh, a bird. Some people will spend pretty good coin on some binoculars or some camera gear to photograph the birds.
Binoculars. Merlin bird ID? Have you heard of that? I have. I use Merlin.
I I had Merlin on my phone. The only downside about Merlin, is is that it's huge. Like, it's a very large app, but it's very cool. That's the one I was using in the backyard to identify the birds. You hear their it listens for their Yeah.
Bird song, and then it'll tell you, oh, that's the right back blackbird. It's a very cool app. It is cool. It's just very large. So I took it off my phone because it takes up so much space.
Now we'll never know what the birds are singing. It's okay. The app, you can install it again if you want. It's just a big app. I can't even believe you.
Oh, well. Geocaching is on this list? It made the list. It did make the list. It's that's awesome.
And you can geocache? I I still have my premium subscription. So if you true. If you, wanna play this the game, you can for free. There is an app on your phone.
I kinda wish it would go to where you're required to have a GPS again. I think there's a little bit of a Challenge? There's a little bit of a challenge in learning how to orient with a, GPS, and I think that's I think that's a valuable skill that the game was teaching people. Now it's an app, and you can just pull it up, and you can go. And I don't know how I feel about it.
I'm a little gatekeepy on that. Yeah. You are. But that's why I had to kinda back off a little bit. Yeah.
You haven't. Okay. We just paid for your premium membership again. I know. So maybe you should get out there.
I should. Do it again. Matter of fact, for this weekend, I'll look up and just see if there's some, somewhere I'm going because I think they're Good idea. You should do that. Mhmm.
I will. Okay. Do it. I will. Because we paid for it.
Yeah. Use it. Okay. Expensive heart. Alright.
Oh, my expensive, what, $30 a year? 40. $40 a year? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Wasted. Mhmm. Not yet. Go on.
Go go on what? What are your hobbies? Sewing, quilting, expensive? Expensive. Expensive.
Fabric, notions, sewing machines, quilting. Quilting is very expensive. Mhmm. It's not a cheap that's not a cheap summer hobby. It's not a summer hobby.
Some people might do it in the summer. It's a anytime hobby. It is, but I don't like to be inside in the summer. I like to be outside. Right.
We've discussed that in the mountains. Because it's too For reading. Too small of a window. Yeah. It's like Pokemon.
You gotta get it. You gotta catch the days. Oh, gotta get the whole summer. All of it. Yeah.
Well, is that all you had to say about it? That's all I have to say. Okay. Yep. I just didn't know how you wanted to end it all.
So It's I I don't have a way out. Alright. Cool. We'll just, do this. Let's do some good news to get you going.
Back in 02/2009, the community of Kerala, India was devastated when 15 schoolchildren and their teacher drowned in a boating accident. Oh, no. Crazy. Right? And the tragedy shook a furniture shop owner named Saji, to his core and inspired him to do something to help his neighbors avoid another tragedy in the future.
So Saji started teaching people to swim in the local river for free, and the offer he made to anyone willing to show up at the river was simple. You only need sixteen days to learn how to remove your fear of water. He began small, teaching his own kids to swim and then their friends and then a few kids from around the neighborhood. They all learned to float, paddle, and stay calm in the river currents, and those lessons grew and grew. And his swimming club has now over 10,000 graduates.
Isn't that incredible? From kids to grandparents, people with disabilities. Name? His name is Saji. Saji?
Yeah. That's awesome. Really cool. And the effort continues because he's now, making himself available week after week after week. All kinds of people come together, young and old, men and women from diverse professions, backgrounds, and belief systems.
We don't see any of those differences. No one is looked down on or looked up to. There's only teaching and learning. That's amazing. Which I think is so fantastic.
Right? That's so good. He said, I'm it's never gonna happen again on my watch is what he said. Yeah. And he said, and I'm gonna make sure.
So I'm teaching people how to swim. Yep. In sixteen days. Give me give me sixteen days, and I will teach you how to not be afraid of the water, teach you how to swim. Over 10,000 people.
I love it. Isn't that wild? That's amazing. Yeah. Very cool.
And what we what's cool now is that, hopefully, that has, like, a ripple effect where those those people can help other people learn how to swim with like, I learned, you can learn, and that just will hopefully really help that situation to never happen again. You're right. Way to go, for you, Josh. Yeah. Some good news to get you going.
When you were little and you used to get in trouble, what were some of the punishments? I was grounded from the time I was three until I'm probably still grounded today. Okay. So you had to stay home. You couldn't go do anything.
I think that was pretty much the thing. Yeah. That's what grounding meant. Like, you're just you're still at home. Yeah.
K. Was there anything else? Any other kind of punishments? I mean, I guess these weren't essentially punishments, but, like, did your parents ever say eat your vegetables? Go take a nap.
I'm sure. You're going to bed early. I don't remember that. Kind of stuff. Go to bed.
I don't remember that. I don't I don't remember that. No? No. You never got sent to bed early, No.
We weren't a big spanking house either, so there wasn't any of that. Me neither. There's always the threat of a wooden spoon, but never, never Wait till dad comes home? No. Oh, that happened a couple times.
And my dad was just he was just loud. He was just a loud man. So it'd be, listen to your mother, and you'd be like, ah, you're so loud. But it was also kind of like, what's dad gonna do? Like, you just didn't What could it be?
Yeah. Yeah. You wait till your father gets home. And then what? Right.
And then watch TV? Yeah. More mash? No. I was just reading my parents never had a problem telling me to eat my vegetables because I like vegetables.
I was actually the good kid when it came to vegetables. Okay. Yeah. Well It was my brother and sister who didn't eat their vegetables, so they got yelled at all the time for not eating their vegetables. But I was just reading something that said, all of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
I know. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed. I'm trying. Yes.
Go to bed. Yes, please. I will. Go take a nap. Okay.
Stay home. Alright. Yeah. All these things we hated to do when we were little, we're now like, oh, I wanna do that. I wanna eat my vegetables and stay home and go to bed early.
This sounds nice. What a perfect night. Friday night. Eat my vegetables. Go to bed early.
What's the third one? Stay home. Fourth one. Have a nap. Okay.
No screen time. Like, take it away. Okay. Fine. I'll just rest.
That would be great. If somebody went, just go take a nap. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Here.
Later. Here's your favorite blanket. I've turned the temperature just right. Yep. Hit the lights down low.
I promise no one's gonna bother you. Go take a nap. Yes. I'm cranky. That's what I need.
I need, a work environment where they go, you're a little cranky. You need to go take a nap. You need some quiet time. Yes. You're right right there.
You'll have a juice box. Yeah. We'll have a little snack, a little cheese, maybe. Yeah. And then we can go about the rest of your day.
And then you can go home. Oh, right. Outside. Yes. Perfect.
We'll have outside time after your nap. Perfect. Oh, man. See? I know.
Little kids have it. The best. I can't wait to grow up. No way, man. I wanna be Hey.
As long as you can. Stay small. Yeah. Take that nap. Right.
You're gonna want it. I miss it. Some go take a nap. Right now? Me?
Yeah. You. Go take a nap. Okay. You're cranky.
Oh. No. You're not. Don't take offense. Take a nap.
I will take a nap. That's that's a shirt. Don't take offense. Take a nap. That's way better.
So love it, hate it, agree with it, disagree with it, whatever you want. There are a bunch of new laws going into effect on July 1. Idaho legislature wrapped up, their session in April, and, some of the new laws they passed take effect July 1. What are they? Well, there's several.
A couple that I wanted to talk about. For, new drivers in the family, there's a little more flexibility starting July 1. There is a, house bill 23 that says class d instruction permits for teens and new drivers will be good for a full three hundred and sixty five days instead of a hundred and eighty. So that means there's, more time to practice driving than there previously was to get all those hours in before you have to get your license and do all of that. So that goes to a year instead of one eighty.
Nice. For people that, wanna get their motorcycle endorsement, they'll have more time to practice for their skills test as well. The motorcycle permit will no longer be one hundred and eighty days. It will now also be good for a year. That starts on, July 1.
For drivers 21 to 62, there's a little bit more flexibility if you accidentally let your license expire. That's happened. They you can still renew your license without having to retake the test as long as it hasn't been less than twenty five months since your license expired. Uh-huh. If you renew online, you'll save $5 on the cost of renewal.
That doesn't happen often. No. Normally, they're like, online costs more. Yeah. Exactly.
Cursive handwriting. This is a this is a thing that's happening. Senate bill ten forty four goes into effect July 1. This change will kick off at the beginning of the school year and under this new Idaho law. Idaho schools will be required to teach cursive by the time the students reach third grade.
Really? Yeah. Why are you bringing that up? That seems interesting to me, doesn't it? I mean outdated.
I I'm with you. The expectation is for students to be proficient in cursive by the end of fifth grade. You have to teach it. They have to have, cursive learned by the time they're in third grade and proficient by the end of fifth grade. I feel like I'm proficient in cursive, but it doesn't it doesn't it's a useless skill these days.
Right. I mean, you type everything. Like, everything, everything. I don't know. But this is just this is what I'm learning.
Interesting. If you have a, a glamour photography, studio, and you offer makeup or, hairstyling services with your shoot, you have to have a license to do that. Really? Yeah. Which I I you know, I mean, you're you have to have a license to, do hair and makeup and stuff as it is.
So that's probably just an extension of that, which kinda makes sense. There is a UTV helmet requirement change, which I think is interesting. And I don't know where I'm at on this one. House bill 13 says minors minors under 18 will no longer be required to wear a helmet in a UTV, so a side by side, if the side by side has a roll cage and seat belts. Helmet rules do not apply if it is being used on private land for farming purposes.
So that's interesting. And it does say that, there are new requirements that those 16 and younger wear a seat belt inside the UTV if it is manufactured, manufactured with them, and the UTV is in motion. And that could result in a $50 ticket for the minor, and the driver may be cited as well, I think. Yeah. The driver should be cited because the driver is typically the one that's responsible.
Unless the driver is a 16 year old wearing a helmet Yeah. And the passenger is not. His little brother. See what I'm saying? Right?
What you're saying. And then there is this one, which I think this one is is an interesting one. In Idaho, it is legal to speed up. If you are in a passenger car, on a motorcycle, or in a pickup truck that is not towing anything, you are allowed to speed up by 15 miles per hour when passing on a two lane road where the vehicles are going the same direction. So if you're on the freeway Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Or a highway and the vehicles are going in the same direction, you can pass, and speed up up to 15 miles per hour to get around somebody and then slow back down to the already was a law. Starting July 1, that is. You can do that.
But starting July 1, that now expands to drivers using a designated passing lanes, traveling in the same direction outside of city limits. So that's, that before was just in town, two lane, freeway, whatever. Now it's other roads as well. So Okay. You can speed up up to 15 miles per hour faster than whoever you're passing and then get around them and then slow back down.
So there's others. There's a whole bunch, but those were kind of the standouts for me that I thought were kind of interesting. So you can read up on it. There's a bunch of them that go into effect on July 1. Oh, I'll I'll open it up.
I'll read all about it. Okay. I'm gonna freshen up on my I I know. Legislation. Be like, yeah.
Let me know about these new laws. Oh, I'm all about it. You're I just know how you are about rules. I do like rules. But More specifically, the things that you could potentially get in trouble for.
True. You because I know where you don't wanna be. I'm in jail. Right. We went to dinner last night, and I couldn't eat it.
That burger Physically? Was so large. Yeah. I couldn't unhinge my jaw That's what you said. To put it in my mouth.
It was so big. The burger I got has, like, a, like, a chicken strip on top. Uh-huh. So it's, like, real, real tall. It's a delicious burger.
But your mouth is okay. Open your mouth. No. I know. You have a small mouth.
But open it. I don't open my mouth that big. I always feel like when I'm at the dentist and stuff, like, as big as I can open it, it's never big enough. Well, I think when I go to the dentist, I think it just naturally like, you open it big, and then it just, like, naturally tends to close Yeah. As you're sitting there.
Are they constantly telling you open wide? Yep. They are? Or they do it like a a tap? They tap?
Sometimes. Not always. Rude. No. It's not rude.
It's That scene is like, I'm tired of telling you, so I'm just gonna tap. You know what it means. Yeah. I don't mind. I don't take offense to that.
I really okay. I wanna measure how high you're how high you're gonna be enough. Know that there's a way to do that. We don't have the right instruments. Yes.
We do. No. Yes. We do. No.
Yes. We do. No. Because you're gonna find something ridiculous laying around the room. What are you you're using your finger right now.
Uh-huh. That's not an accurate way to measure. One finger from I I didn't count my teeth. I didn't go lips to lips. I went teeth to teeth.
Okay. Because that's really your mouth. What are you talking about? I'm talking about The bottom of your top teeth to the top of your bottom teeth Correct. That is your mouth?
Well, if you're trying to fit food in your mouth, you're not gonna measure lip to lip because your teeth get it away. You see what I'm saying? I get what you're saying. But, also, there's a width here. It's a it's a an oval.
Okay. Okay. So stop with the Okay. Come on. We're gonna measure top bottom of top teeth to top to bottom teeth.
Fingers. That's not an accurate My mouth can open this whole finger. Cool. I'll measure yours there. And then side to side No.
This is not this is this is how you end up measuring things with a belt to see how many belt holes it is. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's a normal thing. What's wrong with that?
It's not an accurate measurement. Well, what kind of measurement do you have? None. Because I don't have the tool that they use to measure that. Do you do they have a tool?
Of course, they do. Of course, there is a tool. Everything in the whole wide world is measured. There is absolutely a tool that will measure, down to tiny atoms how big an open space is, like a mouth. We need that tool.
I don't have that tool. So in the meantime No. We're gonna use what we have available. Necessity is the mother of invention. This is not a necessity.
Yeah. It is. No. It's a curiosity at best. Well, I'm gonna measure yours next.
Mm-mm. I'm not gonna open it. I know. You never play along. You're such a fuddy duddy.
I am not a fuddy duddy. Yeah. Kind of. No? K.
Well Get the right tool, and we'll measure accurately. Why can't we just measure for funsies? Because there's gotta be a real tool. You're a fuddy duddy. I gotta I gotta find out what it's called.
Does it have a name? Yeah. I finally my burger last night, the one that was so big, I had to it had some pineapple slices on it. Yeah. Yeah.
It had to take one off. Pineapple slices. I go, I really cannot put this in my mouth. I had to take off, yeah, I had to take off one. And then it still was a struggle.
Alright. Here's what it is. They the there's a real tool, that measures the size of a mouth, specifically focusing on the jaw's range of motion, which is what you wanna know. How far can you unhinge your jaw? What is the range of motion?
It is generally called a jaw range of motion scale or a maximum in wow. That's a good word. This is why I'm not a dentist. In in in I I lost it. I don't know.
But it measures your, maximum opening. That's what we need. Yeah. We do need that. I will say I had to get a root canal once, and they had to instead of me help they put a device in there that kept my mouth open for me.
Yeah. That checks out. Why? Because then they don't have to tap. Yeah.
They got tired of tapping. No. They told you It was a different and then they got tired of tapping, and then they went, just use the thing. No. They just immediately put the thing in.
It was different. It was a different procedure. And this device will measure the distance between incisors when the mouth is fully open. See? There's a tool for it.
I wanna know the distance between my incisors. How much is that tool? I don't know. Just ask the dentist. They'll tell you.
Can you measure the distance between my incisors? A bite gauge caliper. Fantastic. Ask the guy. Say, hey.
While I'm here, how big is my mouth? And then I'll go, actually, I have a cool tool. Yeah. And what is the distance between my incisors? Right.
It's the same tool. I wanna know all of the things now. And then once you have that number, you we can compare. And then you'll know whether or not a burger is bigger or smaller based on its height. You go, oh, this is bigger than my number.
That's why Not your finger. Finger because you always have it. I'll always I won't always have that tool. So if I'm like, oh, this is the size of my mouth. Mhmm.
This burger is much too big. Well, okay. See? I get what what you're saying. Yeah.
Now let me measure yours. Nah. Oh, you're such a buddy daddy. Okay. I was going through some old screenshots the other day, and I came across a I actually came across, you know, the thing called Keep where you keep Keeps on your phone?
Right. I came across notes app. One of those notes that I had made, and it was things kids say. So when the kids were little, I used to write down different things that they said. Mhmm.
This particular instance let's see. Where can I find it? Okay. Emery, our daughter, said this in 2015. So she was born in 02/2009.
Yeah. This was ten years ago. What? This was ten years ago. Yeah.
Okay. But how old was she in 2015? Five. Five. Well, ish.
It was ten years ago. She's 15. She says to me when she was five Four or five. Yes. Your stomach looks like a water bed, not because you're fat, but because it's jiggly.
Woah. You wrote that one down. Yeah. I did. Wow.
Say it again. Your stomach looks like a water bed. Uh-huh. Not because you're fat, but because it's jiggly. Wow.
I'm also curious, how at four or five she knew what a water bed was. Fair. That's a good point. That's an excellent point. Actually, how did she know what a water bed was?
Also, I don't think she intended to be offensive. No. I think she was just observation. And she used, adjectives to describe it. It looked like Yeah.
This is what it looks like, and it looks like that because of this. Right. I do remember too, you and I led a den of scouts. Right. A scout den.
And we went swimming one time when they were probably Oh, yeah. They were probably about 10 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And, the high dive Yeah. High dive incident of, 02/2012. They they were like, hey. Do you guys wanna go off the high dive? And you were like, no.
I'm good. And I was like, yeah. I do. Mhmm. Because danger is my middle name.
That's right. And I'm not gonna let a bunch of 10 year old boys think that I'm cutting some I'm not gonna chicken out in front of some 10 year old boy. Alright. So I was like, yeah. Let's do it.
So you go high dive. I went off the high dive. And then you jump, and then you splash, and then you swim to the side. And one of the scouts says He said, woah. That was so cool.
Your legs were jiggly all the way down. Yeah. Like a waterbed. I'd like to pretend that they jiggled all the way down just because they were so powerful. Yeah.
There was muscle jiggles. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. But, again, he was like, that was awesome.
Yeah. It was so cool. That was gross. Right. We were disgusting.
It was like, that was amazing. Yeah. No offense made. No. Just, just fact.
None taken. Just look at that. Wow. What a thing. I didn't tell Emery.
I read some of these because she was with me when I was looking at these. I didn't read that one out loud to her. But So she hasn't heard it yet? Uh-uh. Oh, I can't wait to see her reaction.
Want to I want to ask today because I'm I'm guaranteed ten years ago, it was much less water beddy than it is now. Is that right? Yeah. I I used to be less water bed shaped. What do you think about it?
Now. Yeah. That's a good question. She'll be like, well, the water has gone down. What?
I don't know. Like, what happens? She's too nice. I think she won't be totally honest, which is fine. I don't need her honesty right now.
Well, you're I think you're gonna get it no matter what. You bring this up, she's gonna go, woah. And then she'll say, true. Yeah. True then?
Yeah. True now. Oh, is that right? Okay. Well, let me know.
Are you well, make sure I'm around when you ask her because I wanna I wanna hear that reaction. Okay. I think it's gonna be a good one. Or it'll be mediocre, and he'll go like, yeah. Well, whatever.
And then walk away, which is very possible to me. Is possible. Yeah. She might just not say anything. That's true.
She might be like, cool me. I got water bed abs, baby. You walk into a bathroom. Uh-huh. It's a little different for girls versus boys.
But you walk into a bathroom, and there are four stalls. Which is never the case. That will never be the case in a men's room. Okay. But just imagine that it is.
Okay. K? You walk in. Number one is the closest to the door. Number four is the farthest from the door.
They're all the same size. Oh, there are many rules. Go ahead. Which one are you picking? Okay.
I'm gonna pretend it's a men's room. K. And I you pick number four. Furthest from the door. Listen.
I used to pick number four too because it was the furthest from the door, but then I saw or read something somewhere that someone had said, that's what everyone thinks. So everyone always picks number four. It's true. What doesn't get picked is number one. So now I typically choose stall number one.
And now I've told everyone that secret, and now everyone's gonna pick stall number one. So now I gotta come up with a new method. Oh, no. So I drew up a diagram. Of course, you did.
Because there's rules. They're unspoken, but there are rules. So I put in five because I I did, but I should have only put in four, but that's fine. But, typically, you have three standing receptacles, and then there's one to one to three, I would say. Typically, two.
Most often, two and then one stall. So that's most bathrooms will have one standing and one stall. Yep. Or two and one stall or three and one stall. Sometimes, you get a luxury bathroom with two standing That's ADA compliant.
Two. And then the the last one would be, yeah, an ADA, restroom area. Yeah. Which you you're supposed to reserve Yeah. Like a parking spot.
Right. But rarely is it ever reserved. Correct. And I would say in all of my, bathroom experience, I've never once been like, I should not have chosen this stall because that person needed it. I've never I've never had that occurrence.
I hope I don't ever because I would hate to be that guy. But, but that's just, you know, just for me anyway. So, yeah, I would I would say in this instance, if I walk in, no one's in there, I would go to number 3. Number 3. Mhmm.
Furthest from the door. Because it's the furthest. And and there's and there's typically that way. Yeah. Sure.
And there's typically, partition between, so I would go three. Uh-huh. Not always is there a partition. That's a bad time. I don't care for that.
Awkward. Okay. So if you go I would love it if I walked in and everything was a stall. Yeah. That'd be great.
Well, it's not so great. It's not like you get any kind of privacy. Well, no. But more than a no partition situation. True.
That's true. So okay. You go to number three Yeah. And another dude walks in. He should go to one or five.
Not right next to you. Absolutely not. What if he just, like, elbowed you? I told you there's rules. No.
No. This one taken? Yes. It is. Back away, strange person.
Public bathrooms are funny, aren't they? That's a terrible place. Let's just do I don't hang out in there. Let's do a very private business with very Yeah. Lots of strangers.
No. What I will Oh, go ahead. I was just gonna say what I will say is so many times, I just wanna go into the men's room because women take so long. Sure. I'm an in and out kinda person.
Right. I don't hang out in the bathroom. I don't like it. I don't like the way it it smells. You don't do the the primping in the mirror thing?
I get in. I get this. Of that going on? I wash my hands. I get out sometimes.
Yeah? And the men's line, there's never a men's line. I'm like, can I please just use one of your receptacles? Sure. Please.
Why not? Promise I'll be in and out in a jiffy. I can't I can't do this. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.
I hate I don't like when you have to go to, like, a big event. Like, the fair. And I hate using That's that's a rough sitch. I don't like it when there's, like, that many people, and and there's you know, there's a good there's a good assortment of bathrooms, but that's just never enough. I just hate I hate porta potties too.
Those are fun. I hate going to the bathroom in public. Yeah. No. No one likes it.
Nobody's out there like that's that's for me. I'm that guy. No way. Uh-uh. That's why I said if everything was a stall, I'd be like, sweet.
I won the lotto today. Everything is cool. Like, I'm in my space. It's not that great. Don't get to it.
It's a little bit better. It's a tiny bit better. Sometimes there's if you run out of toilet paper, it's nice when you're like, oh, hey. Do you have some hey. Knock knock knock.
I get you. Alright. What about single with a locking door? That's a win. Yeah.
That's a definite win. When you go, hey. Look at this. That's the best bathroom ever. Good find.
Or at home. At home. Yeah. I just go at home. Yeah.
In the bathroom that I know best. Yeah. Would you say you're happy? I would say I'm a happy person. Yeah.
Would you say that you're a a What? Shh. Sorry about that. Would you say would I say I'm ready for a total transformation? Would you say you're a trusting person?
I would say I am a trusting person. Sure. There is a new study that happened in The Nether Netherlands, and they found that whether you're in your thirties, fifties, eighties, the key to happiness is trusting people. It's a dangerous road. Because you'll get burnt?
Potentially. What is your danger road? I just said No. I know. But why why do you why do you think it's a danger road?
Oh, I mean, putting trust in people is is a risk Yeah. At any time. Like, you know, for whatever it is. You you've gotta be able to to believe and have faith in the p the people around you are gonna support you and hold you up and and keep you from falling and getting hurt or whatever it is. I have a hard time trusting you.
That's what I'm saying. Those trust falls? I know. I could never do one. I have never done one.
Even with you I know. The person I trust the very most. You don't fully commit. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Nope. It's a it that's a that's a problem. It's a problem? It's it's holding you back from happiness. Listen to me.
I felt so happy. It's a letting go. It it is. They said have to let stuff go. If you have a trusting attitude, it makes you more satisfied with life, and it definitely makes you feel happier.
And it gets easier and easier the more you do it. Yeah. And and, you know, I mean, you're gonna have people that burn you, and then you're gonna go, okay. Well, obviously, that one didn't work out. And how you rebound from that's gonna be gonna be the big move.
But look. I I agree. I think that there's there's something in there about being able to not have all of the burden on yourself all the time. Whatever it is, you gotta trust people around you to do the job. You gotta trust people around you to, you know, help and lend a hand and pick up pieces and let you lean on them and whatever.
And if you don't, you have all that on yourself. Yeah. So maybe do the trust fall. No. I can't.
You can. You can. It's too scary. It's not. It's just one fall.
Unrestricted fall. Like there was one time I did it with you. I don't think unrestricted. I think you've always been like, I I'll I'll have a brace on catching myself. Like, you've gotta fully commit.
That's why it's called a trust fall. You've gotta trust. And what's what's amazing is, you will one day Uh-huh. And then it'll you'll be like, okay. Alright.
That was that was scary, but worked out. Yeah. But what if I do it Yeah. One day? And this is what holds you back.
What if? And then I'll be like Yeah. See? See? Can't trust This is holding back your happiness.
I'm fine. Look at me. I'm so happy. Woah. Easy.
Get a little more trust in there. That's all I'm saying. I do. I have trust in you. I trust in you.
Fully. You won't full you won't full send it. Just gonna send it. Yeah. Do it full send.
I I can't even relax my body that much to even just be like free fall. Can't can't do it. You can. You are capable. You just gotta turn off whatever it is that's holding you back.
I know you can do it. Do you think if you and Beck and Emery did the stand and then I fell back into all three of you, you think I would trust the three of you? No. I don't think so either. Are we talking about egos or breakfast?
I'm a little I'm a little lost. We're talking about, froffles. Have you ever heard of a frothel? A froffle. A froffle.
A frozen waffle? Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. Of course.
That's the name that they were originally given in 1953. Hold on. Eggos weren't called Eggos? Nope. They were called Froffle.
Froffle. Frozen waffles. Yeah. Okay. Why did they go away from froffle?
Started nicknaming them Eggos because they thought they kinda tasted like eggs. Nuh-uh. And within two years, that became their official name. Really? Eggos.
They don't taste like eggs. Nope. They sure don't. Maybe eggs tasted differently back then? When did when did, frothles become into existence?
1953. 1953. Right. Did eggs taste different in 1953? I don't know.
Did eggs taste like frozen waffles? I don't know. Because guess what? Eggo's Yeah. Froffles taste exactly like just a frozen Yeah.
They dough. They don't taste like a homemade waffle. That is for sure. It should be called fro. Frozen dough.
Oh, no. Put it together, Josh. Oh, no. No. Not this.
I don't wanna have a sneeze attack. Not now. Not now when we're talking about frozen waffles. If they continued with the name frothel, what kind of tagline do you think that they could use? Because they had They're not awful.
They're a frothel. And they got because LEGO stuck with them for years and years and years. So you'd have to come up with something that was Yeah. As catchy as froffle. They're not awful.
It's froffle. It doesn't taste like egg. It's froffle. No. I like your, attempt, but no.
No. No. It's not that. I have never eaten an Eggo and went, this tastes like eggs. No.
Not once. I also have never eaten an Eggo and been like, why is it named Eggo? But now you know. But now I know. Now you Eggno.
Now I Eggno? Eggo. See? No. I can't.
You didn't egg no, but now you egg no. But now I egg no. Mhmm. Yep. I'm gonna call them froffles from now on.
I think that's a fine name. Do you know that once I had a a babysitting job when I was in high school, and the there was one kid who only wanted waffles, only Eggos for breakfast for lunch, for dinner. It's the only thing I could get him to eat. I babysit this kid for a week. Eggos every day.
I'm not even kidding. And his mom was like, yeah. That's what he eats. But he did something that changed my life. What's that?
He used to microwave his syrup, so it was all too sticky. Oh. And then because you can't always get your butter to spread out because it gets stuck in the holes Right. If you've got warm syrup and you pour it over your egg. Your butter.
I went, you're on to something, kid. How old was this kid? Five. No way. Yeah.
He He figured it out. Yeah. He was he knew what he was doing. Smart kid. He had those froffles.
What a frothel chef. Revolutionary. Way before his time. They're not awful. It's froffle.
Would you rather this or that? Summer edition. Okay. Would you rather go night swimming under the stars Oh. Or have a bonfire with s'mores?
Might have both. No. You could only pick one for this exercise. What about You don't even like s'mores. No.
I know. But I like campfire. You don't really like swimming. I know. That's why I'm gonna combine them so that I can enjoy something.
Oh, so what how are you gonna combine them? I'm gonna have a pool. K. Right? Stay with me.
I am. With a, floating, that doesn't have to float. It doesn't have to float because floating would be dangerous. It it'll be stationary. It'll be built into the poolside fire pit.
K. So you can swim up k. Make a s'more. And swim away. Yeah.
Yeah. You get it. So you know. That sounds actually nice. Isn't that something?
Yeah. That sounds quite Poolside fire pit. Yeah. That sounds quite pleasant. So then if you don't wanna swim, but you just wanna hang out by the fire, you can.
You can get out and And you can just smore it up, and that's cool. But if you wanna swim under the stars, that would also be around the fire pit. Right. That sounds great. A heated pool.
Well, obviously. Obviously. Obviously. Who wants to swim at night when it's a freezing pool? Right.
No one. That's what I'm saying. And under the stars sounds cool. Okay. Hot tub.
I like a hot tub. Hot tub. By the fire? Fireside, yeah. Fireside hot tub.
Yeah. You're onto something. Yeah. Then you can just reach over, make a small Hang out. Get back to your hot tub.
Here's the thing, though. Like, a hot tub not uh-oh. Uh-oh. You can't you can't stay in a hot tub for hours. You can stay in a pool for hours.
You know? Like, it's not healthy for your body. Right. Well, you could just warm it. Yeah.
Just warm it. It'll be a little warm. It'll be, it'll be 90 Lukewarm. Five. One time he had to sleep in the Tauntaun.
It's not even May, and you're over here making Star Wars jokes. But at least you got it all. You got all the parts right. So I'm nervous. Is it a Tauntaun?
Did I get that right? You you did it right. Okay. But now what sound does a tauntaun make? That's it.
You got it. Well, they did it. It's gross. Who's today? And what did they do?
Cup noodles. K. June 21, three days away. K. What'd they do?
I prefer cup noodles over bag noodles. The ramen? Mhmm. No. I disagree with you.
Most people do. Yeah. But you're wrong. Cup noodles. Dill pickle.
Why? We didn't need it. Why are they pickling all the things? Stop pickling all the things. They did it.
Ramen noodles don't need to be pickled. Hot delicious dill pickle cup noodles, June 21. Gross. I'm not gonna be eating those. I hope they know that they lost a consumer.
You haven't bought Cup Noodles in a hundred years. Not a hundred. No. I know. But it's been at least five.
At least five, for sure. I grew up on Cup Noodles. Oh, man. That's what I ate when I was a kid. Where are you gonna be able to get these things?
I don't know. It's on their Instagram. The original Cup Noodles posted it on here. They're calling it a summer fling, and they're excited to share our new summer fling. And it's a big dill.
Stop. Dill pickle with other natural flavors in big bold letters. They got Ramen noodles in sauce. They got it. Stop using it's a big deal when talking about pickles.
No. There's only one joke. There's only one pickle joke. And it's that one? And it's a big dill.
They gotta stop it. And we don't need pickle jokes. Well, you're getting pickle jokes. We do. And you're also getting dill pickle cup noodles this weekend.
I don't know where they're available. Well and that's the thing, isn't it? Because the store has to order them. So do, like, a, like, a limited release thing at only certain. Like, they partner only with Kroger brand, or they partner only with, you know, best foods or or whatever it's called, you know, whoever.
They'll just Walmart or only Target or whatever. Are you gonna try it? I don't want to. Can find it? Like, you don't have to.
I don't want to. Guess what, Josh? You get to make your own decisions. Yeah. I don't wanna try it.
Then they don't have to. I'm trying to find out where it'll be available. It does say it will be available as of the twenty first, which is this weekend, but I can't find out where. It's a big deal. Pickling all the things is kind of a big deal.
The hashtag pickle on TikTok alone has surpassed 321,000,000 posts. Everything from ultra sour taste test to DIY pickle juice experiments, people are doing stuff with pickles a lot. Incorporating pickles just felt like the next natural step, said the senior vice president of marketing at Nissen Foods. That's pretty natural to put pickles and ramen. Yeah.
We wanted to lean into something bold and unexpected that still felt familiar. Okay. It will be available online and in stores, including Walmart, Albertsons, and other major retailers for a limited time starting the twenty first. But as long as that store purchaser purchases them. You have to order them.
For sure. So don't be surprised when you go to your Walmart and you can't find them. That store purchaser you go to the front and you make a big dill about it. Stop it. That's one joke.
There is one pickle joke. We don't need pickle jokes. I'm fine without pickle jokes. Just say, hey. Here's the thing we did.
It's neither a big deal nor a little dill. It's just a thing. The end. Okay. I just asked, AI to give me three pickle jokes, and it said, sure.
Here's three delicious pickle jokes. Oh. So it threw in a bonus joke, but it's still the same joke. What's the other joke? What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
You're kind of a big dill around here. Is there one joke? One joke? There's one joke about pickles. Why don't pickles ever get real, invited to parties?
Why? Because they always relish the spotlight. Yeah. See, these are terrible. That's why dill's the only joke.
We don't need pickle jokes. Well, you can get some for free. Pickles are a serious matter. We're serious about them. Now we've said that word a 100 times.
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Maybe you wanna hear the whole hour during lunch. You can. Hey. What's the sound a tauntaun makes? You make the sound.
No. You already did it, and you did so well. You never play along. You're such a buddy daddy. I can't even.
That's twice now you've called me that today. Down. I'm so mad at you. Why? Because you don't play in any of your games.
That's what you sound like. How about I'll do it on the, podcast. At the beginning of the podcast Okay. For today, I'll do a tauntaun action. Alright.
Alright. It's a bonus. Pinky swear? Pinky swear I'll do a tauntaun impression in the intro of the podcast. This is gonna be a big deal.
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