Art, in all the wrong places

You are a weatherperson. Dress up, go outside, and give a 1-minute weather report. Created as Assignment #2 for Sarah Geis' Audio Playground www.audioplayground.xyz/
[02/10/2020]

What is Art, in all the wrong places?

Characters who can't always be trusted. Because they often don't see the difference between sound and noise, between countryside and abandoned building, between fiction and reality.
I explore sound, speak languages and talk to strangers. This is my work.
AIR Member. www.cristinamarras.com

Good evening, here is Cristina Marras with your daily 1-Minute weather report from the Moon. Skies are clear today, no rain, no wind, because I am on the moon and there is no atmosphere up here, and I am sick and tired of not having anything to report, just as well because I doubt that there is even anybody listening down there on earth – earth I pronounced it correctly, haven’t I? There is no ‘h’ in earth, earth. See? I can say whatever I want and no one will listen or notice, nothing, I can even say the F word, I won’t but I could, I can say chair, window, cat, unconventional, see…? nothing happens and no one complaints, as long as I start and finish with the standard
And this has been Cristina Marras with your daily 1-Minute weather report from the Moon –back to earth earth