DETTY DECEMBER IS OVERRATED

🌟 Welcome to another episode of Saturday Brunch with Miracle!  

In this episode, Miracle shares his unfiltered thoughts about December in Nigeria — from the excitement of "abroad people" coming back home to the party culture, overpriced activities, and why Detty December might not be all it’s hyped up to be.  

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30 December is no longer dirty bro it's just overpriced the only fun thing these days is the freaking Beach police stops are going to be so much more they're going to harass you you going to have to give something for boys Lagos is a Cess P of fake ass people you either go bankrupt some people that transfer babes 500k 1 million just the [ __ ] how long are we [ __ ] for this Christmas as well for all my men if a woman tries to play smart you take her out to a nice restaurant and she feel like she can for six other people I'm going to need you to do this tell her babe I'll be right back I need to use the bathroom ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome back to another episode I'm your host with the most and you know I'm still going to brag about having a best friends toast and yes my voice is still [ __ ] up but it's all good that means I'm having a great time with y'all make sure you like make sure you subscribe to the house Chronicle YouTube channel thank you for giving me this amazing platform to push my PE and always talk my [ __ ] like subscribe click that button down below for notifications because here in the house Chronicles not just Saturday brunch with yours truly but other great shows make sure you follow us on all social platforms to Instagram x uh Tik Tok big on Tik Tok you know leave a comment down below we love to interact with y'all I've been feeling a little bit overwhelmed a little bit uh uh Dow I'm I start asking myself why why am I feeling like this you know the month has been good the year's coming to an end you know but then I thought I know why December is coming we are in December period and you know what that means the IG gbbs IG how do you call it igb's JBS jjb are you sure they didn't add another letter to that [ __ ] that sh be turning into like the LGBT QSI bro they adding new letters to that [ __ ] every time but the people from abroad are coming back you know and Solomon of codia his boys are coming back too they're about to make everything freaking expensive in this country bro like I don't understand for some reason in Lagos or n you're ho especially in Lagos when December is when we're in December period everything just becomes overly expensive is like they don't want you to enjoy Christmas like bro not everybody is walking around with dollars and pounds bro like what's really going on here bro that's why I honestly feel bro death to December is no longer dirty bro it's boring and la like bro it's just overpriced it's boring and overpriced I feel like the only fun thing these days to do in December is the freaking Beach that's about it the beach go to the beach a private beach go with some friends go with some Huns take some drink some food have a great time but if we're going to the club it's overpriced even eating out overpriced parking overpriced bro and you know the police stops are going to be so much more so you going to have to give upate for boys give upate for boys or they're going to harass you or stop you or waste your time traffic is going to be crazy so please tell me why I should be in Nigeria for Christmas give me one good reason and I'll stay there is none there's absolutely nothing they'll tell me about family you and your family can go somewhere don't stay here bro don't bro I rather have you go to your village than stay in Lagos Lagos is an oh my goodness bro it's a Cess P of fake ass people that just want to live diry December so you either go bankrupt or you find a sugar daddy either one like bro it's actually crazy out here bro that's why I'm taking my ass to ESS that's why I'm dead ass taking myself ass to ESS bro even clubbing in ESS is so much better so much better there's no pressure to buy a bottle there's no pressure to throw money anywhere just you the boys meet hinin have a blast sing dance turn up these days after I've spent so much money in the club buying 16 bottles if I dance I look like an idiot bro how am I going to buy bottles and not dance I'm going dance on your head then you'll be the only one dancing then you look crazy bro it's just H bro going out in Nigeria going out in Lagos is already stressful but then going out in December oh my goodness bro like what the hell and and and and these days women have no compassion especially I feel like they even get greedier during December period bro because that's where the extra competition starts like oh where's my Christmas presents oh where's my New Year's presents oh where's my new month's presents [ __ ] out my face BR buy me something buy me water not during December because that [ __ ] is overpriced too bro it's crazy bro it's actually crazy the only thing bro I said the only I was about to say the only thing that doesn't increase during December is is Gala but that increased too but I tried buying Gala the other day bro Gala is 250 hour bro 250 where bro Gala was 50 hour I swear last year what the hell they said they have the they didn't have the 15 ones 15 ones anymore the 100 one is like this small ass [ __ ] bro it's crazy bro like it's actually wild bro like I'm not even everyone that's going to be here during December please watch the show I hope the show is the only thing that's giving you Joy but bro I don't and being with your family of course because Lagos is a freaking sesal in December bro like it's it's not it it's not it bro so overrated and people dead ass still be traveling all the way here be like well I want to experience daddy December it's not it it's overrated it's not what you think it is you're gonna spend too much money you're not gonna get the go you want and you're probably gonna leave in an STD so so hey man hey do you do you hey do you man but nah BR I cannot I cannot be here during December anymore I I I can't and and and and December is my birth date that's my birth month bro 19th of December looking forward to the messages y'all send me appreciate that uh also cash at me if you feel like that you know all good but bro like and that's what I'm that's why I have to leave bro I I need to be like in good spirits for my birthday I can't be in Legos bro then you now feel pressured to now do something so big bro probably you'll say oh you need to do Club section oh you need to like bro yo just come through to the crib and eat bro like that's why I did in sa last year that's what I'm going to do again this year bro come to the crib eat let's play some music let's Vibe let's drink drink bro nothing nothing extra like none of that none of we I don't need that I do not bro I'm not about to break my head and spend freaking 5 million n in one night bro that is so brazy 5 million in one night that's how much some people be spending in December Nights bro that what else be happening in December bro bro people can't go back to their Village I miss the village bro I D bro Cambodia bro High Transportation bro going to the village now how much is it now brazy right and flight is bro I remember you could just drive to your village bro we're driving to the east the road trips were the best you buy banana you buy Gran you buy bread you buy that spicy peanut butter we G bro mix everything together bro create the strongest protein carbohydrate snack ever in your life but just know you're going to be [ __ ] you're going to mess up a bathroom bro dead ass dead ass bro that is bro the I think the craziest thing I ever witnessed on a road trip and we're like yeah we're not driving to the Village anymore we're coming back to Lagos and bandits blocked the road like they just started like you know when from a five you start see car tning bro I promise you I I cannot confirm or deny that they were Bandit I cannot confirm or deny we just saw cars turning and we're like [ __ ] it we're turning everyone just say turning say bro why would you see every cont and you not feel you're the one that said what is that Bible saying that goes again he in me oh my boy you better pick up some wisdom and turn that car bro bad Road still bro bad government bro hopefully Tino switches it up I mean [ __ ] he's there for the next eight years if I'm just being realistic so hopefully hopefully he switches up the system and does something right but bro I mean bro I'm going to be in Chris Brown's concert during December and I'm telling you guys I am going to make Chris Brown I manifested I always I'm telling you when I manifest something it happens last year before I went to sa I said I was going to meet my m d boy and Uncle waffles and I met them until today until day I can say mlar d boy is a very good friend of mine shout out to you mclair uh but no I'm telling you I'm going to meet Uncle waffles bro I'm going to meet I'm I said Uncle waffles Chris Brown I'm GNA meet him I'm gonna have a conversation with him and maybe maybe have like a five minute podcast for for for bro imagine that imagine just with my phone and I'm like Chris I know your [ __ ] busy but this is going to make my [ __ ] year can I just have a five minute podcast with you I do my intro we talk about some [ __ ] that's it bro what like yeah bro why not you were not like maybe smoking to Jay on the PT oh my God chis Breezy bro that [ __ ] is our I keep saying it he is our today's Michael Jackson he's our generation's Michael Jackson he is he acts he sings he dances he can draw bro what can that [ __ ] not do he's every nigga's nightmare he's every nigga's nightmare bro he was still everyone's girl everyone's destiny watch out bro we're talking about that bro nah but bro everyone [ __ ] every girl has a BBL now so I guess they're all on the same level [ __ ] they're all on the same level everyone is either saving up for a BB already has it bro I bro I was talking to this chick the other time she was like oh I'm saving up 3 something million n to go and get my body done but she now said in the same breath I'm saving up for my business I was like hold the [ __ ] up hold the [ __ ] up are you playing with me you're you're you're you're you have 3.5 million now right now saved up place for your body body but you're not going to keep your business to the side and save up money for that one later but you want to get your body first done the body is essential before your business yeah I see where your head is at and I see what type of business you actually want to do yeah you think the Buddy business is going to fund the okay yeah I see the math I see the math it's it's not mathing but I see the math I definitely see the math it's crazy to me bro and it's so crazy how so many people have their priorities mixed the [ __ ] up bro like everybody just wants easy money now I feel everyone just wants easy money bro everybody wants to be a stripper God damn but nobody wants to dance on that pole that's why I respect strippers bro have you seen the strippers knees at the end of the night sore as [ __ ] sore as hell trust me sore as hell them them shies be working working especially the hardworking like the strippers that actually be on the polls shout out to you guys bro that is a [ __ ] hard job I'll never do it but it's a [ __ ] hard job bro most definitely I respect it takes a lot of endurance flexibility cardio like give them their props but if you're not no stripper stuff asking for stripper money bro like God damn bro y'all need to get your priorities and check bro tilt you know her Destiny you know her she's been on our show before the the one that's always talking [ __ ] you know big one bro I was like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you bro like where your priorities at you really want to get your bu done before setting up your business and you say you're passionate about the business all right bet say L I got you yeah bro she's trying to use one business to fund another business crazy like it's actually crazy and [ __ ] will actually give her that [ __ ] thirsty ass [ __ ] bro I be thirsty sometimes but I don't think I'll be that [ __ ] thirsty bro bro like imagine that [ __ ] bro like I I really want to go a girl in a podcast I can confidently say she collected like 500k or 200 or something from a guy just to have sex I can't imagine giving a girl that money just a [ __ ] I I no no n I'm telling you this I can't imagine like I can't imagine myself transferring 200k to a babe to for Bro think about it bro bro so some people that transfer babes 500k just the [ __ ] 1 million just the [ __ ] how long are we [ __ ] for and how many times are we doing it because I will give you the best 25 to 30 minutes of your life and I don't want to see you again so you're trying to tell me I'm going to give you a million for 30 minutes [ __ ] no you better be in the morning whipping me up some [ __ ] breakfast for the rest of the week you're my personal chef best believe that that is great bro you're my PA you're taking my calls if I'm giveing you a millionaire bro we're not just [ __ ] it bro you're my personal assistant [ __ ] it you're my bodyguard bro if anybody say [ __ ] to me I need you front and center use that BBL to bounce them out of the [ __ ] way bro facts a million [ __ ] no bro that is so brazy to me bro when I be hearing these things that yeah you just me 500k I'm like who is the who are these guys like what I because I what [ __ ] like if you have the money I have the money I'm not about to do that bro like that is so crazy to me just for [ __ ] 500k and and and the thing is so crazy is that a girl will probably get once and she would think that is her price for the [ __ ] you better reduce that [ __ ] go go I go around asking every [ __ ] for 500k you better go back back to your [ __ ] 600 Max 100 bro that is crazy to me wow wow hey man but chma tell my shorties if you find you a Munch get your bag but I ain't the one I'm just saying I ain't going to discourage Nobody's Business If you find a Munch Munch away but you ain't munching on me I I'll tell you that don't bunch of me you going to be left hanging I promise you I'm going to leave you in the dinner table I'm telling you I'm going leave you without check facts oh yeah this Christmas as well for all my men if a woman tries to play smart you take her out to a nice restaurant and she feel like she can order for six other people and say for herself I'm going need you to do this tell her babe I'll be right back I need use the bathroom listen to my tone I'mma say it again you look her dead in the eye you smile and you tell her babe I'm going be right back I need to use the bathroom you get your waiter you look at your waiter if you got a drink you look at the waiter and give him the money for the drink and you tell him the shorty I came with she has no know her I don't want to know her we just met each other right here she paying for all her [ __ ] I'm out you walk the [ __ ] out if you feel like the waiter is going to be one of them feminist ass [ __ ] or women that going to be like no you must stay when there's another person on the table ordering that [ __ ] you avoid the waiter you dro the money on the table with a nice written note this is for my drink that [ __ ] is paying for everything else and you walk away I'm telling you this to not let no girl make you overpay or go over your budget don't let her do that and ladies please have some self-respect when you go out to eat me taking you out on a DAT is not a [ __ ] buffet and it's not a chance for you to get your morning meal the next day and your afternoon meal the next day it's just for [ __ ] dinner and it's mainly just for us to talk we're not really going to be eating you feel me that's why I like activities when I go on dates paintballing you know uh uh uh or or or wine tasting even or or let's go on a hike what happen to hikes or picnics or or out cook nah all these shorties want to go to the five star restaurant that they've been to before because i' like oh my god I've been here before okay let's do something you haven't done let's go to the zoo let's let's go to the zoo like let's like bro like God damn bro like BR this this episode is really just a run about [ __ ] December [ __ ] December and Lagos bro like [ __ ] overrated ass [ __ ] bro and it's so hyped up that you have all these American celebrities not coming back of course they're going to enjoy it bro Them [ __ ] be throwing $50,000 in a [ __ ] strip club like bro you're not living your life their economy is stable yours is don't [ __ ] gosh man it's crazy it's really really crazy but guys I'm going to end with this come to sa I'm officially the ambassador of sa come to sa for Christmas it's the summer time the weather is good the people are viy the music is great the food is amazing and like subscribe I'm be your boy the host for the most Miracle op follow us on all social media media platforms Instagram X follow me oh I even forgot about my food because I've been BR I've been ranting bro but I'mma leave y'all with this happy December from saam