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From the newest hits to the most classic of trash, Gabby and Chyenne are here to dish on the history, production and greatest moments reality TV has to offer.
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the week before when they were doing a lingerie shoot, she like opened her robe and like shook herself at Jay. I think Tyra kind of overreacted with Tiffany.
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I'm recording the audio. Yeah. I've been recording for 17 minutes. No! you serious? I've been going for a while. Oh my god. I feel like I look like a, what was it, like a snow bunny? Yes! Okay, tits are gone, we're good to go. Let's go, boo-tube, one, two, three.
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Yo, it's Gorilla Central out there. Get the fuck out. Juiceheads everywhere. to BoobTube. Welcome back, boobers. a very special, um...
00:59
In my mind, mean, it's just a regular old episode, but special in my mind, because we have our executive producer, Hannah back. Hey, the Queen. The Queen. I'm so excited. So excited. She was like, she was like, you guys are doing America's Next Top Model, right? And I was like, huh? And I was like, you're doing it, right? Yeah. She pulled like Josh did with Kid Nation. She pulled executive. Yes.
01:23
So this is the show like I, you know, like I've said this a few times before, like before we started doing this, I didn't watch a lot of reality TV, like, you know, the occasional thing. This is the reality TV I watched as a teenager. This was on all the time. Oh, yeah. And this season that we're doing.
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specifically like when I watched it, was like, oh, everything I think of as like a cultural touchstone moment that happened on America's Next Top Model was from this cycle. It happened in this cycle. Because that's when like eyes are open. Yeah. You're like, whoa, whoa, what is this world we're in? This is like legitimately like everything that I've thought of like being, also has like a cameo in it that I was super stoked for.
02:06
Um, I'm actually just going to bring it up now. Rachel from below deck, my queen chef from below deck. I remember her mentioning it. I think as soon as they saw her on screen again on America's next top model, I was like, oh yeah, I remember that happening where she said she was like, she was like, yeah, I was on America's next top model. And we're actually just going to pull up the clip now. Let's go right into it. Cause I know like, so go to clip seven.
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Look at that diva.
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more of the yeah we got a little thing there i know it's 2004 yeah but every time they a woman is plus size i want to reach through the screen and throttle them yeah
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Yeah, but there was like a little bit where she was like, yeah, like if they needed me to show Nipple, I'll do it. The sirens are coming already because they're like plus size who? Yeah. You're being arrested right now. uh no, she's she's super fucking funny, like in below deck. And I think she would have been a great contestant because like she was funny. She's charming.
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She's gorgeous. She does serve cunt. Like would have won. She's a missed opportunity. Tyra. I missed opportunity. You could have had Rachel on it, but now she's a chef. Why are you fucking with me? Why are you fucking with me? uh Get the fuck back to work. Like a very like skilled chef. fuck off my edge, Mochef now. So she's just been.
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I think uh she hasn't been on Below Deck in the past, like, say, couple years, but I miss her so much because all the other chefs are either boring to me or such narcissistic assholes. I know where this is America's Next Up model, but I am talking about Below Deck right now because that is like my hyper fixation. need to go to your happy place before you dive into this. So like all those like fucking male chefs are like...
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super narcissistic, and like, I'm doing an art. I'm like, no, you're cooking for rich people. Like, who say that your food is bland or something. Season your shit, my guy. Yeah. What are you doing? Anyways. oh
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Yeah, I feel like I'm going to have to offer you like a mini series called like BoobTube presents upper deckers and you just do like below deck. Yeah. Like straight of episodes. Can we do it for because here in Nova Scotia we have something called Fleet Week. It's when all the like naval ships come No, that's actually genius. Well, trade market got shit already. Trade market. Trade market. Done. Yeah.
04:57
Okay, we'll chat. do it. We'll have little meetings happening. Yeah, absolutely. We're coming for it. we're not doing Below Deck. No. We're doing America's Next Top Model. This is Tyra Banks' reality show because Tyra Banks, uh she is an American model, uh but she's also a television personality uh producer.
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writer, she has a couple biographies, and actress.
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Don't think she's a good actress. I think she's under that line of like, just because you're like famous for something else, you shouldn't be like Jared Leto with fucking acting and being in a band. Yeah. We were the kings and queens of promise. I do have to say. of being in band tires also released a couple of singles. That's right. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. I haven't. She's an amateur photographer.
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mean. So she's been a model for since- She came out the womb as a model, let's be honest. Yeah. She was Victoria's Secret Angel from 1997 to 2005. Shit. Yep. And also by the early 2000s, she was like a top earning model. So she was the model. Amazing. Yeah. And she definitely did this as part of like-
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diversifying her uh skill set as part of like, she was reaching that age where models unfortunately age out for stupid bullshit reasons. And I think at this point she has enough superstar status that she can still model whatever she wants. She'll age out when she's six feet under and even still, my girl will still be getting paid for all the work that she's done. that Banks. um Get it? Banks? Tyra Banks? Banks of money? that was so good. Thank you.
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Thank you. You guys get it though? I did. That was so Because there's money in banks. I think she did name her production company Bankable Productions. That's true. That's true. Get that bank. Yeah. So actually, for the first time in like a little bit, Tyra doesn't have any glaring controversies outside of the clusterfuck that is America's Next Top Model. know, that she...
07:35
She did some choices. She did some choices in this and we are going to say they were... CHOICES. CHOICES. I do question how much of that is Tyret, how much of that is Ken Mok. That's true. I have a feeling that in the earlier seasons probably Ken Mok did like...
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65 % and Tyra was like the 40. Like maybe she had some creative things being like, yeah, let's do this and this. And he's like, either yes, that's money or no, we need something a little bit more. We need more. to get people in. So let's bring the fire to the flame. Yeah. I've I've watched a couple episodes before watching this season. I'm not as into uh America's Next Top Model because like I don't I
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Contrary relief, do like um fashion. Like I do like fashion brands. uh do, I'm interested in design and stuff like that. I love looking at during for like the Met Gala when they had like the heavenly bodies Met Gala that my soul left my body. was like, this is top tier, gorgeous. This is art. It is. And I feel like fashion can definitely be art.
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And that's what runway fashion is. It is. Yeah. I was trying to explain this to someone once. They were trying to understand like restaurants where you get a tiny little dish, like this big with like a weird little like swizzle on it. And I was like, think of it the way that fashion on the runway is not necessarily meant to be worn. is art and they're showing the best of their art form. It's the same as that level of cuisine. Yeah. There are some things you can
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like take off the runway and wear it. um There's like a lot of things like uh Miu Miu is like, think my personally right now, my favorite brand. Also not just because Ethel Cain modeled for them. uh but yeah, I mean, there's like, there are some um brands that will like, you know, they'll have like their collections, like not really accessible, like rich people still buy them, but
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They're a little bit more understated and they still look really nice, but they're also like... You can see someone walking down New York or Yeah, I would say there's definitely lots of fashion on the runway that is like that in that sense, but then is styled in an extreme way for the runway. um seeing a couple episodes before seeing this, and then I saw this cycle.
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Um, because it's cycles, not seasons. um I tried telling, I call my emotional support mailman. Um, but it's just my friend Zach. And, um, I was trying to, it took me so long to explain this because of course, logically people are like, oh, it's like a season. like a season of reality TV just comes out every year, but it just with, um, America's next top model and I think survivor, they come out like twice a year.
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Um, and I was just trying to be like, trying to explain, but, uh, he's, he's not, he's not one of us. He, doesn't like reality TV that much. just listens. He doesn't indulge. He listens to me ramble. And then he just gives a supportive nod. He's like, yeah, okay. Um, get out my house. It's, it's, it's a four 50 in the morning. How did you get to my home? Don't you have to record or something? Yeah.
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Get out of my kitchen. Stop shoving cheese in your face. Tell the camera, not me. Yeah, that's true. Isn't there people that actually want to listen to you?
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No! Dylan! It's a computer virus update. Please stop it. We need to figure out how... I'm sure we can turn off notifications. We need to do that for next The system sounds like we're Yeah, it's not like me getting an email. It's just like, can you update your computer right now?
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Did any of you remember like in the middle of the day like you'd be homesick after like prices right all that stuff They would show the like model runway stuff There was a show that was just about like watching model runway stuff be about a half an hour and it would just be model runway stuff and this song No
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No. I'm going to insert so many clips. Yeah, please. Yeah, that was the whole thing. I'll show you on the break. There was this thing.
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like, can't remember what it was called, but I absolutely adored it. I would watch it like almost all the time. I can't remember what, I think it might've been much more, like much more music or some other Canadian channel, but it was just like, it was just like, like fashion, like pop culture show where they would go through like, there's Gucci is having a
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a fashion show in Paris right now or um Winnie Harlow, the model is pregnant or she's doing something or Coco Rocha is. Remember, Coco Rocha did a charity and they're just they followed Coco Rocha during a charity event. So it was it was a lot of fun. It was it was a really cool show. uh I'll have to think of the channel for myself because I miss watching it.
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But yeah, mean, with America's Next Top Model, thought watching the cycle, I was like, I don't know if I could watch anymore because it stressed me the fuck out. It's so stressful. It's stressful in the way of like... Meanwhile, I have 11 cycles in and I'm like, give me more. More! I it into my veins. I kind of struggled a little bit like getting through it because... um
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I didn't like a lot of the models in the Oh, yeah, that's fair. Maybe if I watch the next one or whatever or just pick a random cycle, I might like it more. Right. Also, found we will soon get into this because this is also important. Jay Manuel, he is the production sort of like production designer for like all the photo shoots. he's the director for the photo shoots. Yeah.
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A lot of it was really bad photo shoot ideas. agree. And really, really bad, like, makeup. Yeah. Costumes. The direction of photography was not photography-ing. No. And there's a couple things where I noticed of it being like, oh, this picture is like overexposed. It's so funny that you clock that too. same. Because. And I don't know shit about anything. Because like when they were on
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There was like one where they were like playing tennis. Well, playing tennis, they're trying to the balls and stuff like that. they were like all the photos of them. They were like, it was shitty, like amateur, literally amateur quality. One was overexposed. One was blurry. One was like, it's just like, it's like the whole focus, although maybe the whole focus was just preparing them for working with people. Yeah, I will say that one, it wasn't just a photo shoot. was a challenge. Yeah. The challenge was working.
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how to work with like a difficult photographer. And so like the photography was taking photos of them, but primarily what he was doing was being a shithead and trying to get a rise out of them. Yeah. So that one I can understand if he like wasn't really paying attention to the photo side of it. Yeah. As much. Yeah. And he's still a professional. He still should have done better. Right. Yeah. And honestly, like um the whole thing with the stupid fucking guy, um
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is... let's see here. Sorry, one sec. There was so much shit. Oh, uh, clip 24. We're gonna see this guy. Okay, you gonna hit it or what? Okay. Okay? I mean, okay is fine. I I like to hear okay, but I need you to do it. Okay. Not I he was acting, but I still hate him so much. I don't think he was acting. Whoa. You were hitting the balls better than they were. What the hell?
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Jesus. I'm just trying to fix my disaster hair. What's happening? What is happening over here? I'm having a bad hair day. Hannah's having it. It's so unreal. It's fine. It's late. It's fine. Yeah. We meant to record earlier. Like an hour earlier. Like an hour earlier. But everything was just not working. It was, it basically looked like the three stooges setting up. Like, Josh and, um.
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The three stooges were just all of me. Because like I was in the way. I was like, it took me legitimately five minutes to plug in a stupid fucking power bar. Unplugged the internet by accident. That's what I did. Whoo. And we're here now. So I know a couple things about Mr. J and the photo shoots. One thing is Mr. J fucking hated Beyonce.
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being on America's Next Top Model. Hated it the entire time. Possibly miserable the entire time was just in it for the bag. You know, like, yeah, get your bag. uh Also, sometimes the photo shoots were really last minute. Like, so there was one in the season previous to the one we watched, they went to Tokyo. And when they arrived,
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So like all the judges flew ahead, know, in the private jets or first class or whatever. And then when the girls arrived, they were nearly turned away at the border and they actually were, they had to go to Guam for two days. Oh shit. And when they finally arrived, the uh planned commercial shoot that they were going to do, they couldn't do it. So they had like a last minute, like- Get something together. Last minute, get something together. So they had like, you know, like the, the director,
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of like the for the photo shoot. I don't think it was the original director they're going to use. had a translator who was not actually a professional translator, had a very loose grasp on the English language. it was just like outdoors, just like against like a backdrop, like a scenic backdrop, which was not the plan. And the robes they were wearing in the photo shoot were literally the robes from Mr. and Miss J's hotel room. Like their hotel rooms. They just grabbed robes for the girls to wear. They
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it was completely last minute and like Mr. J was like, am so embarrassed that that went to air. He was so embarrassed about that photo shoot. And they also did panel for that photo shoot about an hour after it wrapped. Oh shit. So sometimes, sometimes their shit shows because it was like urgent. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Then I can give them a little bit of grace, but some of the things I was like, no, that's, it could be like,
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an era of like the early like early 2000s where everything was kind of like balls to the wall giver. Yeah, like I feel like they're either like really like cool looking like you could have like that really chic like uh Paris Hilton sort of style or aesthetic or you could go and like the I don't know giant tiger version of that. And I feel like a lot of that was the giant tiger version. Nothing wrong with giant tiger.
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I love Shitty Kitty. But yeah, it is weird on a show that's like all about like, yeah, high fashion, like so much of it is budget photo shoots. uh And made no sense to me, though, was the graveyard shoot. It made no sense to me because like, is the that is the first of two times they have made a girl whose friend recently passed away do something death related and absolutely intentional. It is absolutely.
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horrific because um I honestly am God. um So it's actually one of the girls, Kayleen. She's sweetheart. She's from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. She's so cute. She's cute as a button. She's very quiet. They gave her fuck hat, fuck ass extensions. We will get into the whole photo shoots, but
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because you brought up the whole cemetery thing, I think it's kind of a good point to sort of dive into it. eh So poor Caitlin, her best friend or really good friend from back home passed away. And um honestly, it's sorry.
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Um, okay, so go to clip 39. You girls are going to have to portray one of these deadly sins at the bottom of this eight foot grave.
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I, you know what? I don't get the correlation of deadly sins and graves. Like are the sins driving you to the grave? Is that it? Oh. Or... Well, you put more together than I did because I just thought it was fucking dumb. It was absolutely just for the drama. Like all these photo shoots they do are like something about them is ridiculous because they're going for an extreme. Oh, they are. Every photo shoot they choose some extreme to go to that is like, they're like as models, you have to like adapt to these situations. Like some of these...
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Models do not have to adapt to. No, no, no, absolutely not. Like, and then go to clip 40 because we see Kaylin, Kaylin, Kaylin, Kaylin, Kaylin, Kaylin. All your energy into this. It's it's So it's fucking horrendous. I you to take all your nerves. I don't know why they had to put them eight feet deep, like every bit of light in your body.
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Also, they're in public graveyard. Yeah, they're in a public graveyard. They decided that for Raph, they should dress her as a dominatrix. Yeah. picture was fire, though. It was fire. I wouldn't want...
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Could you imagine rolling in to go say hi to your grandmother or your grandfather or someone to like lay your flowers down and then you see like lights and cameras and models in dominatrix. Dominatrix's? Uh, what? I would be like, excuse me, ma'am. Yeah. I just would like to say hello to my grandmother who died 10 years ago. Yeah. Please. I just want to say goodbye to me, ma.
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Like, please. Honestly, like we just buried her last week. Like, we don't want to deal with this. these whips and chains away. Yeah. Why is there a chocolate bar in that girl's hand? So I need to sidebar us for a second. So my grandfather passed away this past spring and
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when the funeral home came to collect him, they were like, what do you want? Do you want a burial? Do you want to wake? Do you want a cremation? And they're like, oh, well, we should do a cremation because his wife, Carol, was cremated. And he's like, very good. And where is Carol, laid to rest? And then there's this pause. And then my mom or siblings go, oh, she's under the table over there next to the dogs.
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I that though. I have a dead people cabin too. I really do. I got a dead people cabinet when we were moving I put like in the box dead people be careful. I love that. Yeah. I too want to be stored away in a cabinet. Yeah same. Just put me next to the TV. Yeah. Yeah they uh now that grandpa has passed they've like bought or commissioned a special box to put both of them in together. I see yeah. Oh I love that. Do you also want to be called me ma?
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What did you call your grandmother? Um, Grandma-ma. ah
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And yet you went with me, mom. I don't know. It's just... My grandmother was Mimi. Oh. Yeah. My mom's grandma name... and Pippi. Mimi and Pippi, yeah. My mom's grandma name is Mimi. Oh, that's so cute. don't know why I said Honestly, I just wanted to get us on this so I could talk about how my ex-wife called her grandmother Bunga. Bunga. Bunga. Cowabunga. uh Cowabunga! That's it. I'm now...
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I'm never having kids, but that's what I'm They might call you Bunga. Yeah, they're gonna call you wanna be a fucking Bunga. Are you joking? That's amazing. Put a cow in front of it, please. I have always liked Bunga.
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said that my parents, like if I had kids, they would always be like, um, ganky and pop pop. Like from like, from like arrest and development. So because I don't have kids, I have a cat and my mom would be like, gangies here. And then like, give her a treat. though. what do you call your grandparents? Yeah, I've got a Nana.
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Got a Nana and Papa and then just Grandma and Grandma for the others. I have a Nana and Papa. yeah, my grandmothers are all dead, but my my grandfather is very much still alive. My Nana is still alive. Next week, I'm going to celebrate her 90th birthday. Love that. Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Queen. Is she an American Next Top Model or what? Yeah. All right. Moving on. But yeah, she would absolutely slay the runway. I love that. She would. I love that. It's honestly like.
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Okay, so we talked about one photoshoot. Can we go into the photoshoot that really...
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Was it a banned episode? Yeah, the episode was polled. Yeah, was so banned that I had no idea it was even there. And I'm wondering why there was freaking pictures in their portfolio when they're being eliminated. Why I've never seen this damn picture or if I just didn't comprehend this episode. Yeah, we should watch this episode. So let's get into it. With this uh episode, you're going see one of the models, Michelle fucking just queen.
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I love Michelle Michelle. saw myself like Michelle like a lot of I was like a lot like her especially when it came to like anxiety. that was the same for me. I connected a lot with Michelle. like girl. If you go to like clip 18.5 part two.
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I honestly like, yeah, this was one of those things because I said before we start filming, Kenya's and McSpaagg for me, and like Kenya did like try to like tease Michelle by like closing the friggin library stack on her, is terrifying. I would freak the fuck out too. Michelle said, please don't do that. Yeah, she yeah, she did. Specifically. Yeah. Please don't do that. Yeah. What's the first thing that freaking bitch does? Yeah. Let's play a joke. Yeah, like I said, McSpaagg, but I love Michelle.
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And yeah, like she's like, she's really quiet, you know, she's actually revealed that she was bisexual in the group. You know, I definitely was, um you know, go to... No, nevermind, just cut that, cut that bit, cut that bit, cut that bit. uh Because...
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I, yeah, she, she kinda was gay and you're like.
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I'm not gay, but bisexual. she was like, I don't want to feel ostracized, but I feel like it's really deep inside me. It's really hard. And I get it. It's hard to come out to a new group of people. in 2004. When you're literally trying to compete to be this picture perfect model. Yeah. You know what I mean? Does that really fit the bid? Yeah. Obviously in her mind, that's what she's thinking, Yeah, I know. So I get it.
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industry is like pretty queer like a lot of queer uh people are in the fashion industry
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but I think less so when it comes to like uh bisexual or lesbian. Yeah, it does a lot of behind the scenes queer people in the fashion industry. Yeah. And it's less so with like the models. Yeah. Right. Like how big was it when Laverne Cox like as a transgender female to be like on the cover? Was it Cosmopolitan or Vogue? She was on one of the covers and everyone was like, oh my gosh, like look at this trans POC
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woman. Yeah, it was like huge. And that was only just a few years ago. I want to say maybe 10 years ago. You know what I mean? And that right there, that was huge. So I could only imagine back in 2004 being, you know, yeah, someone who's in front of the lens and not behind it. Like, yeah, holy shit. What do I do? Yeah. Even if you're like behind the lens, ah it's like still like pretty because, you know, you sometimes you work with like
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of shitty people behind the lens and then you know you still have to deal with that like you're not so yeah and she's not just coming out to like the girls in the house she's coming out to all of america slash the world yeah because she's on a reality tv show yeah and we've worked with a lot of people that work in
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camera stuff, running cables, things. These are blue collar people. They are. It's surprising how much non-acceptance you get from people that are working behind the scenes of things that are very like forward facing. Yeah. It's sad. It is. mean, it's it's definitely like not something that like.
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you really like you really just want to hold your chest, but also it will hurt for a long time. So let's get into that horrendous photo shoot. That's true. I know I made like a little caveat, but I think it was worthy. Yeah, I think so. I mean, we got to give Michelle grace, even though we need to give that girl her damn flowers, even though they gave her that fuck ass blonde hair. We will get. We will get there soon. She looks so good with her dark.
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She did. Anyways, so go to clip 28. Black. So being transformed into a proud African woman for me is definitely an exciting experience. Gabby, what the fuck is happening here? That's just one of them. That's one. That's just one. That's just one. That's one. One person. Oh, my Lord. Of the three.
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of the three blackface in this one episode, plus all the other faces that happen. I noticed is I don't even think they- cause I know they, they went for like the women, like the white women or the lighter skin women, they went heavy with the black. heavy. But for say like the people who are a little bit more melanated, they didn't even try to put them in whiteface. Yeah.
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I think they should have seen that when they put the white women in blackface that that's just fucking stupid. Like I'm gooped. I'm gagged. Yeah. Yeah. Like we were talking about like, you know, 2004 and how it was difficult for Michelle and stuff. This is like I'm this is like on the opposite end of the spectrum of that. Like 2004, they should have already known better. Yeah. Yeah. Like what do you mean? Yeah. I mean, you'll see soon with our little Halloween special.
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A little teaser, a little teaser. Yeah, I can't believe we're doing two episodes about this in a row. I know. know. But back to back, to back. Play the next clip in that succession. You look like Mr. Burns. I know. feel like Mr. Burns. That was. That's Kenya. Kenya as a Korean woman.
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Yeah, they didn't do a lot to change her skin tone, whereas like they really went so hard with the black face. dipped it, like it just looked like they dipped like dark brown and like...
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and then just rolled it on those, these women. That's a quick little thing. What the fuck? So when they did like the got milk part, like they actually take a sip to get the milk mustache. What were they sipping? Cause that is not milk. That is not milk. What did they sip? I don't know if they, maybe they just like put their mouth like up to it and they're like, don't ingest. Maybe. I don't know, but my milk mustache never goes that thick. So. No.
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Anyways, but yeah. Maybe it was like heavy, it was It's still horrendous. God. Like that would make sense. Heavy cream. No, that would make sense. It's still horrendous and they still shouldn't have done it, but you are right. They did like go harder with making the white people blackface and then just sort of like put way less effort into like taking like the black girls and making them other races. Yes. This is crazy. Yeah. Play the next part, please.
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it Chery? Is it Chery? That's cute. Cute kids. Look at that. Fuck ass. Tiffany and Noel might have a small advantage just because they're used to holding a child on their arm. Is that a Oh my god. Is that a peacock feather?
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uh No, it was like, don't know, I can't remember what it was, but it's like, it looked like a 1920s flapper costume. Yeah. It was supposed to be Native American.
35:05
That was supposed to be Native American. That was supposed to be Native American. No, OK. It gets more egregious towards the indigenous community. Oh, yeah. It's coming I to say right quick before we move, I want to say fuck you, Rebecca, for literally trying to clock Tiffany because she can hold a child on her hip because she has a kid. Wow. OK. Yeah. Like the ones. Yeah. Half of them were like getting after the girls who were like couldn't hold the child. And then half the other girls were like, oh, yeah, she can she can fucking hold a child. She's a mom.
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Fucking weird. Why is this the thing you're being catty about while you're all in blackface? Thank you. You're trying to clock her because she can hold a kid. Fuck you. Sorry. No. Yeah. Let's continue. Yeah. Oh, it just gets it just.
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It just gets worse. every, every time I see it, like Josh keeps sending the picture of I think Noel and Blackface. uh I, watching this, for a week.
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That was my sleep paralysis demon. It's horrifying. This is specifically when they bring the kids in for the first time and she's just like, my God. it's like, you look horrifying to any young person. You look insane. Imagine how terrified those children actually were. They all look terrified. And she does last a couple more weeks, but I do think that this is probably why Tiffany left. Yeah.
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I think, yeah, this was probably the breaking point for Tiffany because after this we have a couple episodes of her just like not putting her heart into it at all. because I mean, before we get more into the blackface, Tiffany, she's a mom. She had a hard life, you know, she she's done some things. She was actually she was supposed to be in the cycle before this one.
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but she got into a fight with one model who actually started the fight. Yeah, the other model started the fight and poured beer on her weave, which has become like a famous meme. Yeah. And...
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And Tiffany was the one who like got kicked out for having a bad attitude and it's stupid because like everyone's like oh she comes from the streets and this that and the third but like the fact of the matter is this girl was literally just trying to live her life and make it day by day and people are still trying to clock her because she might not have as much money as the other people or you know her lights got shut off or whatever like I read them to real life when you're actually like you know a real person that doesn't come from
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money or come from people around you that are actually like here to uplift you because that shit's real. Yeah, I read a couple interviews with her and like, they were like, yeah, like they told me, you know, if I went to anger management that I could like, they would bring you back for the next cycle. And she went to like a class because like, she may have had some anger issues that wasn't the core problem. ah And then she was just like, yeah, and I just sort of like, played nice and played how they wanted it for the show. Babe didn't need anger management. She needed therapy.
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therapy. She needed some help because I've seen that girl. I've been that girl. Moving on to more blackface. Yes, blackface. Back to it. Blackface clip. A black girl with a nose job. Come on. You're a Jackson. Tight little cute fro. Got milk? Got milk?
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This is the grumpiest she's feeling. Brittany, best shoot to date. No. No, it's not. Whoa. I mean, black shoe or best shoe with a black frickin huge Afro and black face on. That's her best suit. Shoot. I can't even talk. I don't even think so enraged right now. Brittany is a fuck. So I have to say, I don't like Brittany's personality. Lethal face card. Hot as fuck. Gorgeous.
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Like I would just been like, just give to her because she's she's gorgeous. Yeah, she's got the body. She's got the face. She's got like the sensual, like, harness to her. But that fucking blackface with the. Come on. Feeling yourself. You're feeling the only thing you should be feeling is a shame. It's a shame. I.
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And I think that's why Tiffany was done. I think that's why Tiffany gave up. having to watch that paraded in front of her in panel for hours. panel took hours. Oh, absolutely. Of course. They're sitting there and they're pinpointing every little tiny thing. It's going to take hours to be like, OK, well, this hair was out of place. I didn't like the way that your leg was pointed this way while you're being judged. That's fair. I thought the pictures were really dark.
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Yeah, they were like very, very darkly underexposed. Like who was taking these photos? Was it because they wanted to highlight the milk? Probably. just put like, I don't know, edible paint on their lips instead of just doing that thing. whole body just got, I got four head chills. Okay. There's still some more black face. There's more? That was like what our...
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Five, four of six. Okay, yeah, play the next one. Four of six. Yeah.
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It's a very short clip, but look at that. look at it. Really look at it. when she looked so Christina, she is like a very she's like very like sharp features. She has like a very like pointed face and those freaking blue eyes. Like she's gorgeous either way, but just like that dark, dark, like black face sort of. That's a fucking jumpscare. And then she just looks to the camera like, huh.
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She was the one who kept getting accused of being robotic as well. And like, you can see it in that shot a little bit, but like, yeah. Also, think maybe she's robotic because she's uncomfortable being in blackface. Blackface. Yeah. It's also coming to the point, and we'll see this later, but these girls can't say no. Right. To nothing. They can't say no because if they say no, they get kicked off. You want to go home? Yeah. Do you want to go home?
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If you don't do this, you're going home right now. When I think in the actual industry, like these are actually like, unfortunately, teaching these girls like you can't say no, it doesn't matter what it is. You could be like being put in a degrading act or anything. happened with Kenya and that friggin male model? We will get into this later because we're also... I'm glad we're going to talk about that. Yeah, we are going to talk about it. There's a second half of the show. There's a second half of the show. So I can't put all my eggs in this first basket.
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There's two baskets. Okay. There's two. Six and six. So, uh, 12, Yes. Perfect. Great job. Just me. Like, just, just do like that. uh, but like it'd have like a whole bunch of equations. Cause like, you like trying to remember six times six plus six does equal 12. 13. What? Yeah. Oh, you're counting bakers. Oh,
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Baker's dozen. Baker's worsen. Baker's worsen. Okay, first basket. uh Continuing on with more blackface. The final blackface. This is actually with Michelle. Could you go on? Michelle had a skin uh issue at the beginning of this episode. She, what was it called again? Impetigo. Impetigo. I can say it.
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no matter how hard I would type it phonetically, still wouldn't be able to say it. So... They thought it was a flesh-eating disease. thought it was. Yeah, all the girls thought it was a flesh-eating disease. It wasn't. It was actually like the same strain of um virus, like um strep throat.
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Yeah, is like a fairly minor skin condition. Yeah, because you didn't watch this episode, right? So it's like a fairly minor skin condition, but it is really scary looking because she has sores on her face. Right. And I seen like in a couple of the episodes that like...
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Her skin was looking a little bit angry, but my skin would be looking super angry too if they were putting all that fucking black shit all over my face. I know. But one of the girls called her mom and her mom was like, oh my God, I've been seeing it on the news. There's this new flesh eating bacteria. And so all the girls think it's flesh eating bacteria. And then Tiffany calls her grandma and she was like- Tiffany's grandma, Tiffany calls her grandma and she's like, have you heard about this flesh eating disease? And her grandma's like, no. And she's like, what do you think we should all do about this girl with the stuff on her face? And she's like, I think you should read a book.
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No, period. And that's literally why Tiffany should have been the one to win this motherfucking cycle. Tiffany's grandmother should have won the cycle. I Period. I love Tiffany. know what? But moving on with Michelle. Like, honestly, Michelle had it rough this fucking season. I... That fuck... So she had these skin abrasions. She went to a dermatologist and then they're like, oh, it's just literally... It's contagious if you like touch it and shit like that.
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Um, so, um, they're like, okay, you can still go back on the show, but you just won't handle a child because, they ended up giving her this baby doll. A plastic doll. Yeah. And then all the girls are like, oh, she had it easier. She didn't have to touch a real child. It like, she was fucking in the hospital all day. Yeah, I know. And then you'll try and clock her cause she can't hold the fucking baby. So shut up. Shut up. her fucking pose. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Play that clip.
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Since you have the easiest job, you pull the best faces. Girl. Girl, that's my child. I think they need the cletus. Doll is obviously lighter than the three-year-old child. And supposedly an Inuit hat. Yeah, that's supposed to be like an Inuk woman. But... Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. I actually have a picture. Dylan, throw up a picture of an actual Inuk woman. Please.
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It should be in the clips.
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So that's what there's a, that's an actual enuc woman. That's not like a white woman wearing like shit brown. Yeah. She's in a trapper outfit. Not even. Yeah. Yeah. She's wearing a fucking trapper hat. That's like probably fake fur and like wearing a dress. That's, that's not like if
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I'm not like, I'm not indigenous or anything like that, but. And we're not even like we haven't even gotten to the part where that's in Nuka and Inuit are not the words they used. No, no, they they use the actual it's a slur now. We won't say it, but they drop the E word. It Y'all can put your minds to where it needs to be. Yeah, I honestly it's like. Eew.
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I have the ick right now. do have the ick. episode was, mean, the show has a lot of icks in it, but this is definitely the ickiest episode. Yeah. It's, it's. Tyra, what are you doing? I, I, really hope I'm really giving Tyra, like Tyra the benefit of the doubt. I really hope this wasn't her idea because.
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She goes along with it though. She does. absolutely no complaints. And I mean, she is very professional, but still. But again, just like Gabby said, it's literally showing throughout this whole goddamn cycle, all these cycles of literally America's Next Top Model that you can't say no. No. Yeah. So maybe Tyra still in the back of her mind sometimes is like, fuck, I can't say no. Yeah. And maybe she's making the best of it, even though you should, because it's
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blackface and it's stupid and it's wrong. should have looked up whether she brought it up on the Tyra show later because a lot of this stuff she talks about later on the Tyra show. did. She did. Let's look into it. Yeah. Yeah. But that was like a lot of like... That's fuckery. That is straight fuckery. So honestly, the whole idea, like this whole fucking thing, it's...
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Is that where you're like, what, the last time they ever do blackface? No, there's definitely a few more times. And just like playing with race in general, like they have like a photo shoot that's model stereotypes, which they say is their most controversial photo shoot ever, by the way, after they did this one. After this one? And yeah, after this one. So it's the next season, I think. And they have a model, one of the black models, uh like give her blonde hair and like
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tail up her skin and say that she's like the black model who everyone tries to make white.
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That's apparently a model stereotype. Okay. mean, I'm sure there is colorism in the industry. think there's colorism on the show. Of course. Of course. We see it and we'll see it later. Like there is colorism, but it's just like bad execution.
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You know, like coming from like three white people. Actually, everyone in this room is white. Yeah. If like, I don't have the emotional or the experience when it comes to being a person of color. uh But I know to like not be in blackface.
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Yeah, that's like a simple thing. something that's like so obvious to me and was obvious to me in 2004 when I was 14. that is like a... You know that it's like, it's not right. it's... Anyways.
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I didn't start a timer, so what.
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Okay, so we started. Yeah, I think we're good for a break. But do you guys want to know what Tyra said about the blackface? Yes, we do. Okay. Oh, I mean, I've got a bunch of different quotes here of kind of she was like,
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really trying to dance around it. the main ones I found all from kind of the same interview are I refuse to have my legacy be about some stuff linked together in the internet when there were 24 cycles of changing the world. So she kind of is trying to be like, well, it was Tyra. Tyra. People kept sharing the clips on on Twitter. Yeah. uh Now, obviously, X.
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and No, it's Twitter. It's still Twitter. We're not gonna say it. She responded her exact thing in quotations Been seeing the posts about the insensitivity insensitivity of some past and TM moments and I agree with you looking back Those are some really off choices appreciate your honest feedback sending virtual hugs Yeah, I feel like she kind of just like
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doesn't give a shit. Which I don't because she's literally a person of color, so I don't get it. Thoughts and prayers, don't get it. Money. Money. Yeah, that could be money. don't know. don't get it. You couldn't pay me that much money to not give a fuck. think these controversial episodes are what made the show so famous. maybe it's just to her, it's a plus. It is that sort of deal of like the more controversial it is.
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the more people will watch. It's like baddies. It's like baddies. When they're fighting, you just can't help but watch. It's like it had a really bad accident. When there's a bad accident, you just can't help but look. So, know, when you see people doing blackface for fucking reality TV there is like a sort of like horror movie aspect to it where you're just like, I can't believe this is happening. I'm scared to look away. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. Like, is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
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Say at least more and you'll learn all their names. No escape from reality. No copyright music. I think that's that's a no. That was a fair use, think. All right. So, um, we've got more aspects to talk about. For the second basket. For the second little basket. Um, we are going to take a break and, uh, we will.
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Talk to you all later. BRB. Marry me.
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my God, this is so awkward to me. Wow, I can't do this.
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We'll talk about the benefits of chiropractic in the host down. Oh, yes. Perf. So I want to start us off with a clip that I feel kind of like scared the fuck out of me. That's the mood. the mood. I was just like in the other room being like, we need some more of the funny moments. Yeah. Oh, my God. Let's just say this moment, my middle daughter was like, yeah, girl, I'm rolling my eyes with it.
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What the fuck? yeah. So go to clip 22, part one. Work on your presence. didn't feel that you. She just goes down like a sack of kid. Yeah, it's instant. Like she doesn't crumple. No, it is like stiff as a board. It's like super stiff and like.
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And she's tall. There's a long way to go. And that's why Lacey was like, yeah, girl, I'm my eyes with it. What? Mommy, did she just die? Yeah. Oh, Lacey was tripping. She was like, what just happened? Oh God. Why does it kind of stiffen the board? It likes feathers to his board. Literally.
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Yep, you can go to the next bit. two.
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Oh my god, it worked.
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There's no producers surrounding her. Yeah, no, it's just the judges. Yeah, it's just Tyra dabbing her eyes. It's probably stress. Or POTS. I was thinking it's POTS. Yeah, so she said it's like, she explains later it's like her vagus nerve, which is like a thing like the two times I've passed out it's because pain that triggered my vagus nerve.
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And stress also triggers a vagus nerve. That's why you feel like that, like not in your chest when adrenaline spikes. So I think it is stress related. I think she has a very sensitive nerve. Yeah. Oh, bless me. Yeah. Honestly, I'm glad she's okay. And I hope she's uh okay now. I'm sure she is. I'm sure she's not stressing over Tyra and the judges sort of judging those.
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awful pictures. her run was just fine. Like I don't remember anything particularly crazy happening in her run. So that's all I remember about her. I found like the pictures like some of the pictures like the models are doing well, but the pictures themselves were not good. There's actually like one photo that Tyra deemed the worst photo in top model history.
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It is really bad. Go to clip 26. So this so before we hit the clip, a little bit of context. These girls were doing because there were 12 girls at the time. They were doing a zodiac. A zodiac.
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photo shoot. Which sounds so fun. Yeah, it does sound fun. I will say this is related to Tiffany as well because that was a double elimination. they know that was Oh, no, no, you have a different thing. seven deadly sins. So sorry, seven deadly sins was the one they needed seven girls for seven deadly sins and they had nine when they eliminated two. Yeah. Yeah. So the politics, the politics, politics in New America. Huh?
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Listen now on Haunted Mouse Productions. Yeah, listen now. Blink that right here. Blink it right here. Blah, blah, blah, blah. OK, back to ANTM. If you want to hear uh Editor Josh say something vaguely intelligent on another show. Jesus Christ. What is this? Roast dude. Gabby, tell us more about what happened on this episode with the zodiac sign. Yeah, so uh Louie was. uh
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She was Pisces, which is my star sign. Oh, we love a Pisces queen. love a Pisces. Honestly, the most underrated. I'm a Gemini. Not to toot my own horn, but I think sometimes we are underrated. I love Pisces. My grandmother was Except for Pisces men. Pisces men.
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Any men. Any men. We're known for our wishy washy emotions and I've accepted that. Yeah. Well, I'm the two faced bitch apparently. also I. Yeah, what's on are you? What's your sign? Just sign. Tell me. So tell me the day, the month.
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the time and where you were born. know you know this shit because Cheska definitely asked. What's your sign? And she should. I'm an Aries guy. Oh, that makes so much sense. I'm hot headed. Late March or early April? Late March. 1.18 a.m.
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Maybe it's a special episode we'll do everybody's star charts. We need to. No, we need Oh my god, girls. Girls. Girls. We are doing it. We are doing it. Because apparently it's mainly women.
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Let's go girls. Let's go girls Anyways, let's see the worst photo ever. Oh, yeah, go to clip 26. Oh God horrendous. It is so bad You mean you could have served it better with a pound of sequins on your face darling. I have this photo It's one of the worst photos
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What was happening, because they wanted to have, I guess, the women look like they were floating on this pedestal. had them like up in harnesses and stuff like that. Girl. that is one of the things where I'm like, yeah, a model is going to have to sometimes be in a harness. A model is sometimes going to have to be in some crazy position. It's just like.
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they're not going to put a model in an actual grave. They have a set that looks grave like, but they wouldn't put them in a straight up I'm going to literally where like, Nanny Ethel is fucking married. No, they'll find some other patch of grass and like dig something there. Right. Or they'll even have like a soundstage and like, you could do a nice grave photo shoot. You can make it look cool. um Just I kind of get the ick when people film like, I mean, when they film
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Especially when they dig into actual graveyards. That's what kind of gives me the ick a little bit. Because it's just like, like, I get if you're like filming some scenes and you're being respectful around the graves, but it's just like the idea of just like, no, we're just going to dig in a graveyard. have some goddamn respect. Yeah, because what if they what if they moved the headstones around and they just take the chance to move the actual
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You're like in Poltergeist. You just moved! You didn't move the bodies! You son of a bitch, left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Maybe it's like that. Y'all bitches are fucking morbid, man. Why am I laughing? Oh my god. Oh god, but That's horror movie mom.
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Spooky scary skeleton month. I've watched scary movies. But yeah, that was, um... Oh, that was rough. That was a rough picture. m Worst picture ever. And in general, Yuvie's photos were not They were not good. like, also... Body tea? Like, her body was... She's got like a...
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The typical model for a 2004. Also, if you look her up now, she is a fucking goth queen. Oh, I love her. Like you look her up and her Instagram is her and some strappy leather nonsense that I am obsessed with. I need to look right now. I'm so sorry. I'm listening. I swear. Yeah. Yeah. I swear. Like it's.
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Um, I think the show also did a lot of these girls dirty because let's get into the makeovers right now. Oh gosh. Occasionally there's a makeover that makes sense, but it's rare. So we talked a lot about our girl, like, um, Michelle, um, key.
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I keep... Oh, Kaylyn. Kaylyn. I keep getting them like the names also because Kaylyn spelled like how usually white people would spell something. That's true. And Kenya... call that a tragedy. Yeah. Wow, I actually feel so attacked. Lacey's name is L-A-Y-C-E-E. I'm sorry. um
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No, because like it was also, um, I really thought it was uh C thought it was, I really thought it was C E I G H. Like you were going for one of those. Yeah. No, Lacey is L A Y C E. Also UV looks fucking mom. She's so hot. Oh my God. Okay. Add, add, a picture, add a picture, Josh. Blink, blink. Um. uh
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Yeah, so like fucking the you also like Brandy actually Brandy had like this fro like this uh red afro and piss me off. She her attitude kind of got to me. uh
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She's that broke, hurt girl that needs help. You know what I mean? Like that's the real shit. Those are the people that can't be on reality TV because you can't script them. You know what I mean? You can't because they're just so fucking raw and so real. I do appreciate that they like admitted that they fucked up with Brandi when like they were like, we're just going to leave your hair exactly the same. And she had to be like.
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Now my weave is completely fucked. You need to take it out. Because they did a photo shoot the day before or something. And it was honestly like they were teasing Brandy's afro. And I think what they did, which is they just made like they matted the fuck. They matted it. And it was like matted to her actual hair, I think, which is why they didn't just take out her weave. They buzzed her. Yeah. I thought she slayed the buds. Oh, she looked fantastic. She complained the whole fucking time, but she looked fantastic. Yeah, she looked amazing. She looks amazing. I feel like Brandy.
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is like the sort of person like doesn't matter what haircut they have. They're just gonna pull off. Yeah. I am not that sort of person. Neither am I. am I. Oh my God. So.
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Yeah, so everyone's getting haircuts except for Brandy. But then Brandy had her weave taken out and her hair buzzed. And then bitched about it. uh Yeah. was her eyebrows that she was mad about. Her eyebrows because they also plucked her eyebrows. They lightened them to match the... Because they gave her like a honey blonde sort of dye. Yeah. And they matched her eyebrows to it. And she was like, I don't have any eyebrows. How am supposed to be sexy without eyebrows?
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I mean, there are some sexy girls without eyebrows. The bleach blonde friggin eyebrows now is the biggest thing. It's such a trend. don't understand it. I could never. Anyways, moving on. Yes, makeovers. Play clip 13 part one.
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I didn't like her haircut. The blonde? Fried. It wasn't like ice blonde, it was like a yellow It so grassy. It was so grassy.
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very blunt. Yeah. Was Kaila's hair very blunt? I don't think it was very blunt. It was not very blunt. Although sometimes um she didn't like either. didn't brush her hair a lot. No, but also I think the way that they sewed in the weave ah like with the hair extensions. I think when they gave the white girls weaves they did not teach them any weave care. No. No,
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We do have a picture of one girl who had a weaf. I think know exactly who you're talking about. Go to the picture of that crazy chick.
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Oh girl girl listen girl there was something already wrong with the weave when they put it in but she just made it worse by not taking care of it in the slightest. There's a girl it reminds me I might have talked about this on the show before
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ah she or supervisor whatever she came in she she was like oh do you like my extensions and they weren't blended into her hair they were literally hanging off of the ends of her hair so there was like her real hair then a hook
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like just a line of, like a gap of hooks where you can see her back and then the hair hanging off the end of it. And I don't remember what I said to her, but I certainly, I was 19. I'm sure I wasn't fine. Why the fuck would they do her like the photo back on for a sec. Girl. She looks like she's going to invite me to the big comfy couch. I, you know what, like,
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Oh boy. That is atrocious. And I will say, even Tyra, she kept it for a few weeks. And then uh they had a meeting, one of those heart to hearts they do with Tyra. And she was like, does anyone have anything they want to say? And she's also, they dyed her hair seven or eight times. So she had blisters on her scalp oh as well as the weave. And she was showing, and the weave started to pull off of her head.
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And so she was like showing Tyra and like she couldn't even speak. She was just like sobbing. And the Tyra was just like, I'm so sorry. We're gonna remove this. So like Tyra did apologize to her. They got it removed. Like, it did, it took them too long, but they did do it. Sometimes mother don't know best. So we're going to go back to the haircuts, but go to clip 14 first. Cause when you brought that up, like the blisters, you're to look at poor Michelle. Oh, poor Michelle because they were making her ice blonde.
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They warned me before that it was gonna hurt and everything but... Wiping tears from her face, literally scrunching her eyes and her face because she's in so much pain. Michelle is just feeling the pain of being published long. Like beauty does not need to be that painful. No, she must have like a very sensitive scalp. the word but she just don't complain. She won't complain and I love that about her.
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There's Brandy looking absolutely amazing with the basket. What's tingled though? Okay, so it's peroxide. It burns. It's tingled. And then it can really burn. Actually, I have a special couple of photos. oh Pull up one of my... One of the three? Yeah. Or all three. So Gabby, how was your going blonde experience? I...
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I was blonde for like a good couple years. I think during that time I was blonde um and I also had like an undercut too. Cute! It was a cute cut and I also had like bangs too. Did you have more fun? I did. Looking at those photos, pull another one up.
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Oh. Yeah. Um, and then, so yeah, like that was, that was my hair for a while and I was looking at it I was like, I want to go back to blonde. I really do. really, really do. I, I mean, the way that they did Michelle, I think if you gave Michelle like a cute, like almost like a dirty blonde, wouldn't be as bad. I just, I just loved her dark hair. Honestly. dark hair made her.
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gorgeous, but the blonde did not work with her skin tone. A good caramelly blonde would have even been okay. The hair blonde was like very yellow, like banana-y. That was not ice. That was like yellow snow. was... Hot tip. And I know that they can do icy blonde. I mean, guess they get different stylists in the different years, like...
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There is a cycle where there is like a very icy blonde. He's done pretty well. like, girl, get that, get that girl some toner or something. No, literally. Where's that? Well, a T18. Yeah, girl, you got to, that is so brassy. It's so brassy. It could be in a brass band. I would assume. Honestly, like, okay, let's go back to the haircuts.
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So go to clip. This is always the casting and makeover. Always the two best episodes. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Every time I love a good makeover, though. Me too. Yeah. Like and I love the drop of the makeover episodes. always a couple of girls who are furious with what they're getting. Oh, my God. Always a little funny. I'm sorry. It is always a little funny. Yep. uh Go to part two. Yes, please.
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So she- How does that edge you out? The sausage-y-o. Yeah.
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So that's like some of the hair descriptions. Some of them, no, some of them, yes. you know, sometimes like if usually like with my hair, it's like a like lighter, mousier brunette. Hold up. Brunette. Yeah, it's the same as mine. Yeah. Sometimes like if you add like a little richness to it, it'll make it look like really good. But it's kind of depending. And I feel like.
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these stylists? don't know who the fuck they picked off the street with these stylists because... have been hair students. They must have been. They must have been first year or something. Yeah, there's usually like a head stylist who's like whoever the salon they're promoting this cycle is, but I think the rest of them are just whoever. Yeah, it's honestly... You're coming with me. Yep. All right, play the next clip.
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CLIP ME BABY CLIP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME OOOO I didn't like her haircut because
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They gave her like this like, I think it was very popular at the time. It was almost like an asymmetrical bob. Yup. Oh my God. She's so pissed about that. To be fair, they did fuck up her hair the week before, so like they had to fix it. But the way they had to fix it was buzzing it off. Yeah.
01:14:55
Yeah. But she looked fantastic with her buzz cut. Yeah, she did look really good. honestly, her afro was cute, but I think the buzz cut was better and more versatile for show. that's what they're always claiming on the show, is they're trying to make them more versatile when they do the makeovers. She's just chilling. Yeah. Yeah, OK. Yeah. Actually, just go to clip 15, because this is when Kenya was like, I'm not sure about this.
01:15:28
Jay with those little pigtails too.
01:15:32
It wasn't the first few seasons I struggle with Miss J's hair. Like it's just seems very over processed. But then they start getting more into like styling it and they do do a lot of wigs after this season that are really awesome. But I I think their hair was really damaged the first few seasons. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Probably just trying to get the length back. I think so. Probably what it was. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, anyways, I didn't like Kenya. I didn't like her at all. Yeah, I didn't.
01:16:02
I don't know, I just found her attitude really piss poor and I felt that she felt she was very entitled. So Kenya was like, yeah, she. Yeah, she just gave me vibes that she thought she was better. it was like sort of iffy and stuff like that. Like, it was like, you know, like, she's a good model. Yeah. But sometimes I'm just like, you know, joking about.
01:16:30
trapping Michelle in that shoe vault or something. Not cool. cool. Especially when you know Michelle's not really like a joking sort of kind. Cause I know I could be like, I can go with like any one of you guys or anyone of my friends like, Oh, Oh, Oh, with like a, just sort of like joke around. But Keke also had to take a lot of shit this season. She did. And I could understand some of her attitude having to deal with that. Yeah. Yeah. Connor fat.
01:16:59
Yeah, I then, yeah, and then uh like being like sexually harassed. Yeah, actually, I was going to go through something else before that. Oh, yeah, that's fine. We can absolutely do that. um there was actually just go to the sexual harassment one. um So go to clip 43. There's there's quite a few clips of this.
01:17:28
So they are in South Africa. Oh, you guys? Don't we want to go out? Mm-hmm. want to go out. You want to know how party you in South Africa? Oh, yeah. It would be fun to go out with the guys for dinner. We don't get a lot of interaction with other people. Yeah, so you know what? I was like going into this, I was like, OK, this is like a, you know.
01:17:56
Like how cool. Yeah, locals are going to show you local frickin club in around town. Like, cool. And then it starts off with like the next clip with um what is his name again? Brita. Brita. Brita? Something like that. Yeah, he's he's a male model, but he he starts flirting.
01:18:19
with Kenya, but then it just keeps spiraling and this guy never needs to work. Like he cannot work ever again because if that's his go-to and this is what we see on camera. This is not like- happened behind the camera. Maybe this happened in camera. you can guarantee if he's like shameless and like doing this in front of people, I can guarantee you he's doing it. uh
01:18:49
behind the cameras as well. So this is just what we see and it is egregious. So yeah, go to the next clip.
01:18:57
Very interesting person. Before we go on to the shoot, like he's very, very flirty. He's to get my phone number and he's trying to take a picture of me on his camera phone and it was very awkward. He wants a massage from you.
01:19:22
I get paid to take pictures. You are not taking a picture of me on your phone unless you want to give me some money. Yeah. Period. Face your bad girl. Yeah, that is honestly. It's in the way the way that they dealt with that during like the panels. uh We haven't even gotten into the actual photo shoot yet. No, no. So, yeah, it's it's getting
01:19:51
worse and worse. So go to the next clip. That's just scratching the surface. It is. I've got like seven of these fucking clips. Just threw me off. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't feel bad about stopping the shoot at all. Braccini has crossed that profession online and I feel extremely uncomfortable. We're here in a professional situation. There are like 50 of us sitting here on Right. Exactly.
01:20:19
Like exactly, there's like 50 of you on the goddamn freaking shoot. And you mean to tell me she literally had to stop herself and tell you guys like, I'm uncomfortable? You couldn't fucking notice that? Yeah, and then they were all basically like, well, too bad, keep going. Yeah. It's honestly, she's like, because he's grabbing her. He's moaning in her The moaning is the thing that really gets me like, oh Yeah. Honestly, um
01:20:47
And then they're like, oh my God, Kenya, why do you look so uncomfortable in your photos? Because I You can see in the photo he has his hand on her. Yeah.
01:20:54
Yeah, go to, I think. Oh, fuck. I'm going to skip some of these clips because they're just continuation. So just go to clip seven. don't need to see the whole thing. I don't want to watch it again. The is that this male model, um, Bertini, he was flirting with me. He was grinding on me. felt like he really crossed the line. There has to be a way that you can handle it. You know, you have to be able to be in control. is not her problem. solution is that he gets fired from the
01:21:24
really put static in the air, because then it makes you uncomfortable. Yeah, but the fact of the matter is she literally did. He like one of the judges said, like, you need to figure out how to deal with it. She did. That's why she was like, OK, we need to stop because I'm uncomfortable. Yeah. And she also like tried to deal with it in subtler, subtler ways before. I started like being polite and then being like, oh, I don't have a number. And like all those things that you do before. then he just like would not stop ramping up to be like a woman in.
01:21:53
in like an industry like that. It's it is it is grotesque to me. And that's this is like what really made me like flip my fucking lid was like they are telling her to be like, you have to do this. You have to do this. It's not like, what about you? Yeah. What about the what about the man who's grabbing me and being and sexually harassing me? Yeah. And like
01:22:22
Sometimes, you know, like there's like weird like stuff, know, like bodies close to each other, but there are more appropriate ways to handle that. Like, so in a different cycle, there's like a sexy photo shoot and like there's a male model being very flirty with the girl model. And then he like pops a boner and he like run, he flees the set. He's so embarrassed, he runs away and he just like goes and deals with it like alone. And like, that's the more appropriate reaction. Like just like being like, oh my God, I don't want to, I've, I've crossed the line. have to go. uh
01:22:52
Buddy clock it in your mind and then go friggin twist your meat at the end of the day. Leave the fuck alone. It's honestly it's Christ So with that it's like coming sort of the industry, especially what we have now in the film industry we have like intimacy coordinators because It's for these actors and everybody on set to be protected and to know that their boundaries are respected and That's what I feel like uh
01:23:22
these shoots regarding like a lot of like
01:23:27
up close touching and stuff like that. Cause they, had another shoot where they're having like a pillow fight with like a male model and they're like getting up real close and stuff like that. that is a common thing. Like there's a lot of very like sexually driven photo shoots. And I just think there's professional ways to handle that. Yeah. Um, so go to like, this is also what really like drove that nail in the coffin of like me not liking Bernie was in the
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the clip 43 part six they're out at dinner with all the male models. Disgusting. Was it a line? No, it's a fucking mile long line.
01:24:25
Girl. I didn't mind you at all. Girls. Yeah, because he wasn't trying to freaking grab your ass. Like, my God. It's- was moaning in your ear. Come on. Even though there's like a lot of female and female presenting models, it's- there's- it's still like a-
01:24:48
male driven industry. sells. It does. there's, especially in 2003, well you're not saying like it's because it's back then it's okay. It's definitely does it is not it should never have been but it's it is like that sort of deal of being like oh she's you know.
01:25:10
It's fine. You know, she she won't say no because she wants to make it in the industry. It's like with Harvey and you're not allowed to say no. No, no, you're not allowed to say stop. This is making me uncomfortable. she had walked off the chute, she would have been eliminated. Period. Yeah. So but I'm about to crash out. Yeah. So that was like so with that stupid fucking dinner, that same night as uh
01:25:39
a fight between Kenya and Britney. Thank you. Fuck. were supposed to be besties, by the way. We were supposed to be besties. So a little caveat. They went these models went to the island prison where Nelson Mandela was held in prison during the South African apartheid. And now
01:26:10
So.
01:26:13
Um, Kenya was like, she was like, I'm the only black one in the group, even though, um, well, Naima is both her parents are half black. said like, and she didn't even need to like clarify with that amount of specificity. Like she's, she is black and, uh, and she is lighter than Kenya, but that doesn't mean that Kenya deserves it more. And now
01:26:40
This could be a point of editing. Maybe they pushed the sort of narrative that when Keanu was tearing up at... Yeah. Blame it on the edit. Blame it on the I'm just giving you the benefit of the doubt. A lot of this was confessionals later telling the story and not very clear in the moment what was happening. So the guide who was also a prisoner...
01:27:10
Um, I was a person and it was like a beautiful moment with him because he's like, this is the first, like holding this key. This was like the only time like when I'm holding something like this, something that was like, um, like made me lose my freedom and stuff like that. It like, was a beautiful moment. And I, and I highly recommend people to, you know, again, it's not politics in new America and then just, just leave it at that. Um, and I'm
01:27:40
So the guide hands the key to Nelson Mandela's cell to Naima and was like, here you go. You can open it. how cool is that? Especially as like a black woman. Right. And I mean, Brittany really like pushed it. She was like, you were just jealous because Naima was like unlocked it. She was trolling.
01:28:10
Yeah. And she was like, anyways. um so that was like a whole sort of like fuse towards that big fight because Naima was like, she got to experience like opening the cell, but they all still want to go inside and get to sit and experience it and stuff like that. Um, so then just the whole fight started. Cause also Brittany was like, you go guy to like,
01:28:38
that male model who was like, Bertini. Yeah, Bertini continuously harassing, um, Ghinia. So go to clip 44, start this fight.
01:28:54
very selfish very much like you didn't have the money you you didn't have room but you ordered drinks oh also she didn't have money for explain that how let me tell you how how how
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Also, caveat, Kenya didn't have any money to pay for her side of the dinner, was... I mean, why? That in itself, like that's bad taste. Right? Yeah.
01:29:31
Maybe she thought, I'm still giving her the benefit of the Maybe she thought that production's picking it up. But even devils advocate. I know. know. Just because reality TV is fake. it really? It is. Oh my gosh. Once again, we've blown your mind with this information. No way. Right. So that was leading up to it. You see Naima kind of is like
01:30:00
She's trying to be the voice of reason and we see that back at the hotel in the next clip. But uh she's like, okay, like whatever this. And then I would be like, Niyama too, if like she's like trying to get to like to voice and like be the mediator, but then she gets like shut down. She's like, okay, then fuck this. Cause obviously it's just a stupid fight. I mean, not to like downplay Kinyu's feelings because you know.
01:30:26
Everyone's allowed to have their feelings. Yeah. Everyone's allowed to have their feelings. Yes. You know, like it doesn't matter what it is, as long as you don't like lash out and hurt someone. Yes. From those feelings. Or not bring money to a dinner. Yeah, exactly. I, even though I'd still bring cash, because I'm like, I have like this fear of being like, I don't want to be the one person to be like, can I borrow some money? Yes. I only do that for my dad. Money. Money, honey. I've never done anything wrong, ever. Ever.
01:30:56
in my life. My dad's like, money. Anyways, so. How do you do that?
01:31:26
Do you do that? I maybe because I didn't grow. Yeah, maybe because I wasn't born into it. But it's like I.
01:31:39
I deserve to be from money. Because I could do that. Yeah. I think it'd be very easy if it's like not your money and you know your parents are, because you're really just like, okay. That's why like, I would go to a strip club with ones immediately.
01:31:58
That's it Cheyenne if you ever make it rich we're going on. Let's go! Let's go to a strip club! I want to throw some ones. I know I want to make it rain. Like literally my moment. fives because I don't want to lob loonies at the four strippers. Right. Just to be so much richer to go to a strip club in I want a handful of fives and I just literally like I want to have it. I want to take a stack and just make it rain bitch. Fuck it. If I was...
01:32:26
If I was Mr. Beast, going back to our Mr. Beast episode, like I said, I'd be a piece of shit. I'd be rolling up to the strip club, coked out, and I would be like going up with hundreds and hundreds. And I'd be like, ladies, I'm going to make it fucking rain. I'm going to put, do you want a house? Baby, you got a house. Do you want a house? You got a house. Honestly, I...
01:32:55
Woo! God, I, why are all these billionaires losers? don't understand why nerds like Jeff Bezos or fucking Elon Musk. um
01:33:14
are doing this. And becoming fascists when me, I'm giving back to the community. Community! No! You're getting these girls off the streets! Yep, you know what? It's what trickle down economics is all about! economics is from trickling from my pocket into that stripper's song, okay? Period.
01:33:40
That's my idea of trickle down economics. Well, Gabby's nose. Yeah. There we go. Show me something funny. Go to, okay, we're not going to bother with the rest of the fight because it's kind of stupid. Yeah, the dumb stupid. But go to clip 45. This is poor Kaylyn. She has a nervous breakdown whenever people yell and I feel so bad. So go to clip.
01:34:07
45. Girl, that is me when my parents fight. Yeah, that's me. That's on childhood trauma. Yeah, I am the same as Gailen. I find somewhere to hide and cry. She's from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. think if she broke an arrow, she listens to a rap song. I think she'd cry.
01:34:39
Like a little aggressive rap song. Not because she's afraid of black people, but probably because it's like a little aggressive. Okay. Uh, sorry. I need to talk about another cycle for a second. There's a casting episode where there is a woman and they're talking to her and she's like, I am from such a small town. Did you know that there's a girl out there who's a lesbian? I've never even met one of those before. love that one of those of those. Yeah. We are a species.
01:35:08
I definitely am. is just like, you have, you just don't know it. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure Miss Vicky, who runs the general store with her cut off cargo shorts and the deer that she hunted by herself is in a loving relationship with her husband who does tap dances. Tap classes. I have to say, I do have something to say about Tyra Banks. I think...
01:35:34
in a lot of ways, she's pretty shitty and I think we've enumerated a lot of them on this. There is one thing that I kind of want to give her grace for and that is that for top model, of all the people involved in top model, she is the one who is always advocating for the quote unquote plus size models to be on the show. She's advocating for body diversity and
01:35:59
Yes, those plus size models are not actual plus size women, but even like on later cycles, she even says that herself. She's just like, we're talking about full-figured models. We are not talking about people who are big in the real world. They were like, she's like full-figured.
01:36:14
in the model world. And that's the thing with Tyra. You need to understand that, like, she's not dumb. She's a businesswoman and has been. So she knows that, like, obviously the world changes and she knows, like, yes, plus size or full figure. She knew that, you know, and her mom is plus size. And I think that's a big part of it. Right. Yeah. There's going to be this this big, huge, freaking fashion model that weighs more than 110 pounds. Yeah. Yeah.
01:36:42
Yeah. And she does yell at the other judges when they give the other the models a hard time about their weight in either direction. Like she gets after the judges for calling models too skinny and for calling models too fat. She yells at the judges for like giving like shitty diet advice. She even said to Kenya like, girl, I get it because like you got to suck that tummy in in those pictures because I have to do it. um Do you want to know who else Tara yells at? Oh, gosh.
01:37:11
Do want see Tyra crash out? Oh boy. got the most famous clip of all time. Yes, I do. Yeah. So this comes from a double elimination of both uh Rebecca and Tiffany. So I honestly thought like.
01:37:28
Tiffany would have been higher. Me too. uh I think that is what made Tyra so angry. Yeah. Is that Tiffany gave up and like was very visibly not participating in like the theatrics of the show. Yeah. And I think that Tyra, I mean, this is like, I'm not the first person to voice this opinion. I think Tyra wanted the Cinderella story. Yeah, she really wanted that. But that's not often real life. No. That is like,
01:37:57
Fairy tale if you will wonder why they didn't script that into reality TV See I knew it wasn't scripted go to clip 36 This is like the start oh
01:38:16
I mean, I don't think Tiffany's doing anything wrong here. Yeah, she's just like trying to cheer up these people she's made friends with. Because she's humble. She is. She is honestly like, so Tiffany's like, yeah girl, stop crying. Like you're still in the thing. It's not like, ugh. You ain't gonna miss me. Talk to me. Don't. It's not like a brandy, not to use brandy as a, you know.
01:38:43
But it's not like a catty bitchy breakdown like ugh.
01:38:47
I'm supposed to win and you guys are not. It's it's not that. No, I honestly if something like that happened, like either. mean, either I'd either cry or I'd probably be like Tiffany, be like, hey, like, listen, I've had this experience. I'm going to take it into something good. But I'm also going to be like, you know what? You're still in the game. You know, don't cry for me, Argentina. I'll see you. Just, you know, look, look for you on the billboards. You know, you're you're kind of like.
01:39:16
This is what I got from it. Now, there is a theory out there that Tyra wanted Tiffany to break down and sob and then be like, and have like a whole thing where like, actually I've reconsidered and you are like, like, like that she wouldn't actually let me near. I personally don't really follow that one because of the whole, like the next episode was the seven deadly sins photo shoot. Yeah. But that is like a common theory where people are like, no, like she was going to, she was just trying to fake Tiffany out. I.
01:39:46
I think because there are there are many times where because sometimes I might mistake a someone's emotion or something I might misinterpret. think Tyra misinterpreted. I agree. I think Tyra but I think
01:40:03
I Tyra was just looking for that like broken down emotion. Give me that moment because I need you to need me. Tiffany did have those moments where she was just like, I'm breaking down. I miss my son. She was like, I struggled in everything in my life. And I think Tyra was like, yeah, I can sympathize with that.
01:40:29
when Tiffany didn't act broken from it, it was like, uh well, now I got to give him something. Yeah. So like you're supposed to want this. So go to part two. I'm extremely disappointed in you. This is a joke to you. You've been through anger management. You've been through your grandmother getting her lights turned on to buy you a swimsuit for this competition. And you go over there and you joke and you laugh. This is serious to these girls.
01:41:01
I think it's also serious to Tiffany, but it's just like...
01:41:05
What's the point now? She's literally, like I said, she's that girl who came from the streets. She's real. So like for something to be ripped away from her, she's like, OK, what's next? Because she's she's thinking about day to day. Yeah. Because she's literally just trying to fucking survive. Yeah. Like I've been there. I get it. I don't think she was trying to do anything disrespectful. Come on, Tyra. I know. And she crashes out. Oh, go to the next clip. Oh, yeah. Let's let's see the real the real.
01:41:53
She wasn't turning it like a joke. was like, you know, I think after that blackface, she kind of like her, you know.
01:42:06
She just stopped participating in the theater of the show. Yeah. She was checked out. As it's rising to the climax of this, go to the next clip. come in here and look at that and say, I can't read that. read 10 times better than half of those girls over there. Or Michelle. And you come in here with a defeatist attitude. I don't have a bad.
01:42:27
Maybe I am angry inside. I've been through stuff, so I'm angry. Yes, but this is not... I'm quiet, Be quiet! That's is wrong with you. Stop it!
01:42:40
yelled at a girl like this. When my mother yells at this it's because she loves me. I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. dare you?
01:42:52
And a cultural icon was born. Yeah, that was. That's not even like the whole thing, they're still like. Honestly, but that was like the big major. That's the crux of it. Yeah, because it's just. It's kind of hard to keep that energy up for five minutes. Yeah, it is. running out and start repeating yourself and shit. Yeah, it's like it's honestly like just.
01:43:20
I understand her frustration that Tiffany kept talking over her and like raising her voice in response. mean, yeah, but I'm yelling at you because when my mother yelled at me like this, it's because she loves me. No, I mean, I get like yelling at her frustration. I mean, sometimes I've yelled at her frustration. Yeah, of course. Like I do. I got three kids. Fuck. I yelled at her frustration all the time. Yeah. Where are you on the scale of?
01:43:50
Tyra actually got upset to it was a stunt. Like where are you on like in percentages maybe? I'd say, so what, 100 % it being a stunt? I'd say like 80 % of it being a stunt. feel like maybe the producers are like, you know, just like looking at like Tiffany be like.
01:44:16
Hey, come on, don't cry and stuff like that and like be taking it in the chin and then they're just gonna go to her.
01:44:22
Listen, maybe they're like the medieval eunuch, evil eunuch that's like whispering into the king's ear, like a grima warm tongue. They don't appreciate you, my lord. She doesn't understand. Ken Mock's coming up to Tyra like, it's really shitty how she's not super distressed right now, isn't it? Honestly.
01:44:51
God, that was Tyra Banks, man. So I think who wins? Oh, that's right. I keep forgetting. Tell us that, ladies and gentlemen, special guest Brad Durif. yes. It was Naima. I mean, she's she's gorgeous. Anyway, beautiful, gorgeous. Deserved it. I.
01:45:20
But Kayleen was in the runner up. I was happy with either or, But Naima, she's gorgeous. She's got the talent. She's got, um. Not the most personality. No. No, but she's. I find often the girl who wins doesn't necessarily have the most personality, because a lot of the personalities on the show are there to keep you entertained for the 12 episodes. Yeah. mean, uh Naima, Maura. uh
01:45:47
uh, you know, just a little bio about her. Uh, she's originally from Detroit, Michigan. Um, she's the daughter of jazz vocalist and entrepreneur, Teresa Mora and jazz percussion percussionist, Francisco Mora, Catlett. Okay. That's cool. Yeah. She's got like a very artistic background and she's, she's, she's done like a lot of, um, modeling, course.
01:46:13
ah But She was one of the more well-spoken ones on this cycle as well. Yeah. She was definitely intelligent, Yeah. Which I do find it a little frustrating. I'm of two minds. I understand why they want to have more representation of intelligent models. I find it frustrating when a model's doing really well and they're like, you're kind of dumb though. I mean, they don't say that. They're like, oh, you're not very well-spoken or like, oh, you struggled with this. But the undercurrent is we think you're too dumb.
01:46:40
Like, it's giving. It's giving. Yeah. And I'm like, you know, if if she's the best one at modeling and she has a good personality, then does that matter? Yeah. She's like she's not a fucking monster and like she doesn't kick puppies or something. play clip 40. uh 46, where they put Kaylin in the corner. Well, they didn't really put her in the corner, but.
01:47:11
On that runway, it made me realize why I wanted to do this. adrenaline and every emotion that was running through my body, that's why I wanna do this. That's why I'm dreamt about it. She's in the fucking corner. Like it's the Blair Witch. This is one of the things I could never do reality TVs, if you get overwhelmed, there's nowhere to go. I'd be straight Blair Witch in it. Like me facing, like, go to wide.
01:47:41
Like, just me.
01:47:45
Yeah. I would be I would be except except because like there's all this shit right here. I can't really go, but I'm like I'd be straight into the fucking quarter like this Blair fucking witch. I'd be pulling. You do have a fat ass. I normally don't. You look like you're going to dive into a portal and come out the other end of 80s cartoon.
01:48:14
Sway. I think we should end it on that note. uh would be pulling the Kristen Stewart where just like they would be trying to film me and I'd just be like. Yeah, honestly. So this has been America's Next Top Model. I think we should end it there. um Thoughts?
01:48:42
Prayers. Prayers. You know what? This show is very nostalgic for me. do like there's a lot of issues with the show in the same way there is with basically any piece of media, but I really love it. I really enjoy watching it. It is candy for me. ah It also really fucked me up growing up, but like so did everything else about society at that time. Like I don't particularly blame Top Model for that.
01:49:11
Yeah. So my final thoughts are, it shows me that I could never make it in the modeling agency because if a man tried to moan in my ear and touch my ass when I asked him to stop multiple times, I would crash out, knock him the fuck out. So that's why you need like more Cheyenne's in the industry. Absolutely. Because she would not stand for that. No, fuck no. I think you would make an absolutely badass like agent for a Oh my God. would be like, you know how Emma Thompson, so do you know this about Emma Thompson?
01:49:41
That's such a good comment. So when she hears, especially when young actresses are being told to lose weight for a role, she will call the producers and yell at them. I love her. She is a fucking icon. And Alan Rickman, I know you're a sweet man and, you know, rest in peace. But if I see you like your character from Love Actually, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill your character. How dare you put that there? Okay. love Joni Mitchell, but getting her
01:50:11
Ah, fucking CD. Boy. I thought you were going to say Kenneth Branagh, who like absolutely cheated on her. Yeah, also Kenneth Branagh. Fuck you. Actually, no, this, cut this. I don't want him. He's got that, he's got that, I don't know, royal money. I don't know. Is he a knight? I don't care.
01:50:32
Anyways, I will go after bitches if I have to and that's literally why I could never make it in that goddamn industry. Oh, yeah. want to touch me and my sacred shit when I've already asked you not once not twice, but three times maybe even fucking more. Yeah, for me, babe. Hell, yeah. Gabby, final thoughts. I.
01:50:51
So the most exciting things were definitely the makeovers to me. then we also have like, know, Tyra crashing out and then uh Rebecca fainting. There's so much packed into this one cycle. Blackface! Like how many? The blackface. I never in a long time had a TV show made my blood boil was when
01:51:20
Kenya was being sexually harassed and that part I was like, I'm going to punch a hole in the wall. I want to punch stuff. Yeah. I want to punch, bam, boom, slam, kick. uh Oh my God. Maybe in the, maybe in the host and I'll talk about my anger issues. oh Maybe it be become a therapy session. Anyways, this has been America's next top model. um
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