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Two beautiful men, uncles to each other, navigate the world of pop culture, babes, bikinis, cold ones, hot nights and they take no prisoners while they're at it. The only podcast truly recorded live from a king size bed, accept no imitations.

[franklin]: ah welcome everybody to uncle to uncle
the first podcast to take place from a

[franklin]: king size bed in beautiful heathenism to
i'm your main host franklin as always joined

[franklin]: by the coolest uncle of my whole
world uncle howard

[howard]: well it's a good day to be
uncle howard brother because i'm freezing you know

[howard]: why i'm freezing because i'm ice cold

[franklin]: you should put a sweater on big
guy

[howard]: and now you know what because i
got a new job i'm firing people now

[howard]: left and right i'm rereformating

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: businesses

[franklin]: oh that sounds like ah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like you're just firing people for you
know the sake of cutting costs

[howard]: yeah that's right the redundancies when

[franklin]: yea

[howard]: i say pally your redundant as it
gets out of my sight

[franklin]: that's like george cluny in that one
movie with anna kendrick

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: lost in the clouds

[howard]: earn after reading

[franklin]: no no no no no you know
what i'm talking about

[howard]: oh up in the air

[franklin]: m up in the air just goes
around and he fires somebody and then it

[franklin]: gets very dark

[howard]: i

[franklin]: it's very

[howard]: haven't

[franklin]: dark

[howard]: i haven't seen that one

[franklin]: you haven't

[howard]: but

[franklin]: seen it boy

[howard]: now i don't i don't i don't
like that george cluny i think is a

[howard]: smart ass

[franklin]: you know we talked

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: about how he i said he's not
box office

[howard]: no

[franklin]: i still stand by that

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: you

[howard]: think

[franklin]: know

[howard]: he has either man he's like a
t

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: v guy

[franklin]: i is nhespresso

[howard]: yeah he is an aspresso

[franklin]: m you know i think but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there's a few guys now i'm looking
at him like you know what they're not

[franklin]: box office either you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and

[howard]: no not everyone can be a hell
holbrook

[franklin]: h brook yeah not everybody can die
from trying to suck their own deck

[howard]: well that's a that's a warrior's death

[franklin]: yeah yeah it most certainly

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: is

[howard]: nothing to be ashamed of

[franklin]: i'm glad you're doing good things for
a lot of businesses

[howard]: yeah well because businesses are harder than
ever now haven't you read about all this

[howard]: quiet quitting epidemic

[franklin]: is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that the liberals are doing

[howard]: yeah the liberals are

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: quiet quitted nowadays it means they work
just hard enough to do their job but

[howard]: they don't go above and beyond doesn't

[franklin]: what

[howard]: make you sick

[franklin]: what does that even entail

[howard]: you

[franklin]: like

[howard]: know like

[franklin]: like

[howard]: you you go to your job you
do all the stuff they want you to

[howard]: and then you go home

[franklin]: no right exactly

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: there's just being a little

[howard]: h

[franklin]: pitch about it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's all it is

[howard]: yeah you're

[franklin]: like anybody

[howard]: not

[franklin]: who has a job that like what
like like i'm sorry but like what's it's

[franklin]: quite quitting and like a job like
that actually matters like like i'm sorry but

[franklin]: i don't i don't get it

[howard]: like a doctor quite quits

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: because he doesn't do surgery on other
doctors patients hey let me help you

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: out with that

[franklin]: yeah dr

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: strange kind of quiet equipped there for
a while

[howard]: yeah he didn't retire he quit

[franklin]: yes he had tension with another doctor
in that movie

[howard]: yeah that's right it was the equally
arrogant doctor

[franklin]: no but he wasn't he wasn't that
eric and i remember in doctor strange there

[howard]: the

[franklin]: was

[howard]: first

[franklin]: a guy

[howard]: one

[franklin]: yeah the first the first

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: one he's still a doctor dude

[howard]: he is still a doctor is the
doctor of mystic arts

[franklin]: i hate that like people who don't
who are not in health care can be

[franklin]: called

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: doctor secretly

[howard]: yeah there's nothing worse than when you
say someone on twitter and their name is

[howard]: like door julian bendin or whatever

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a doctor of and turns out not
even of d d s

[franklin]: not even a

[howard]: yah

[franklin]: well how can i tell

[howard]: you

[franklin]: you man what can i fucking tell
you

[howard]: know it's it's you know what it
is is this participation trophy culture

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: that we live in nowadays

[franklin]: yeah i think doctors have have existed
for a while now

[howard]: yeah but only medical doctors

[franklin]: m

[howard]: nowadays you can get a doctor

[franklin]: m

[howard]: of you know i'm a doctor of
poetry or something yeah

[franklin]: so i'm still trying to wrap my
head around quiet quitting and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i get it i get it because

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's supposed to be like empowering like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know i think i think they
think oh it's punk rock or something like

[franklin]: oh i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: quite quite like at the end of
the day like you know

[howard]: to

[franklin]: if a serious like in a serious
ass

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: job like you can't really quiet quit
you either do it or you don't you

[franklin]: know so you're

[howard]: well

[franklin]: just you're just doing what you're supposed
to still

[howard]: yeah well i think that's the issue
is that the term quite quitting was invented

[howard]: by you know the bosses and we
hate those guys

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: franklin all those

[franklin]: hate him

[howard]: dirty bosses and managers

[franklin]: m

[howard]: and they say those guys quiet quick
because he's just doing his job he's not

[howard]: you know he's not hustling he's not
getting here early

[franklin]: m

[howard]: in the morning he's not staying after
five he's just doing everything he needs to

[howard]: but the bare minimum

[franklin]: yeah what's

[howard]: and that's

[franklin]: wrong with the

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: bare

[howard]: called

[franklin]: minimum

[howard]: that's called quiet quitting

[franklin]: i don't buy that

[howard]: you know yeah i think there is
a different kind of quiet quit in where

[howard]: you're just not doing your job at
all

[franklin]: that's yeah that

[howard]: that's that's a

[franklin]: i

[howard]: man's quiet quit

[franklin]: now that's fucking dope though

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: fucking cool if you're not

[howard]: what

[franklin]: doing if you're imagined to not do
ship like a costanza level that's fucking art

[franklin]: then

[howard]: yeah yeah then i'm proud of you

[franklin]: yes you see that's my thing it's
not i'm against

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: quiet quittin on't ive a ship like
what the fuck do i care

[howard]: well

[franklin]: but i want i want real quiet
quitting you know

[howard]: yeah i want sabotage

[franklin]: i wanted to be like a library
you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know that's the kind of quiet quitting
i want man

[howard]: you want to get shushed

[franklin]: no i want i mean i want
to see absolutely nothing being done you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know

[howard]: yeah librarians never do anything

[franklin]: they work

[howard]: well i hope they don't work too
hard

[franklin]: they fold he look at the books

[howard]: yeah they folded the books

[franklin]: i was going to say they felt
the bucks

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: some maybe the ones that aren't hard
to cover they do

[howard]: yeah they fold him up

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they put him in the washer

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: libraries are kind of gross and you're
touching on that dirty old book who knows

[howard]: how many other people have touched that
thing my

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh that's

[franklin]: that

[howard]: unsanitary

[franklin]: is true that is true you know
it used to be the library as a

[franklin]: sanctuary for perverts

[howard]: yeah nowadays you know what they've done
away with perverts

[franklin]: i don't know if they've done away
with the pervert my friend i think

[howard]: there is hardly any perverts

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: left in this world yeah

[franklin]: in by a old college campus

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: liper that was a guy just kind
of it was earlier it was like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: nine am like looking

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: at pornography

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: i got to get an early start
on it

[franklin]: you do you don't want to miss
your early morning porthos you know

[howard]: it was it

[franklin]: m

[howard]: was at college so maybe it was

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: studying

[franklin]: he swore up and down it was
a pop up it was a pop up

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: he

[howard]: that

[franklin]: just

[howard]: does happen

[franklin]: and then they called security and he's
just like the like

[howard]: ha

[franklin]: this is personal this patio of my
privacy like this as

[howard]: you

[franklin]: years

[howard]: know

[franklin]: ago but

[howard]: it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: does annoy me when i'm on the
computer and people are kind of looking at

[howard]: what i'm doing even if

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i'm just you know just you know
looking at pictures of dogs something

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like that

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: it's still

[franklin]: an evasive

[howard]: like

[franklin]: thing

[howard]: yeah hey get out of here i
could only imagine how mad i'd be if

[howard]: i was looking at porno when they
were doing that to me

[franklin]: god right that's a real yeah

[howard]: it's pretty rude

[franklin]: kind of is yeah

[howard]: yeah they should

[franklin]: i'm mindin my own business what are
you doing

[howard]: he should have called security all those
all those peepers

[franklin]: you just when

[howard]: who's

[franklin]: the cops

[howard]: the real

[franklin]: are

[howard]: pervert here

[franklin]: he says

[howard]: right

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: officer i caught all these people looking
at my computer

[howard]: they couldn't wait to get a glimpse

[franklin]: h

[howard]: of that pornography

[franklin]: m i'm looking at port what are
all of you looking at you're

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: looking at my street

[howard]: ask yourself

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: who the real pervert is

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: did you when you when you are
a college guy did you use

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like the campus computers there that were

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: available or like ever ever

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: use

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a net there

[howard]: yeah you know for printing especially you
know

[franklin]: m

[howard]: i'm taking some classes again at this
pointbecause

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you're never too old to learn

[franklin]: no

[howard]: so yeah i go into the library
to print

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: sometimes because no one has a printer
at home that's just

[franklin]: no

[howard]: now that's for nerves

[franklin]: twenty

[howard]: but

[franklin]: twenty two if you got a printer
dude holy shit

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like fifty

[howard]: yeah do you get your mail from
the pony express

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: um but no i hung out in
the library a little bit and now not

[howard]: at my current gig but i'm not
in there very much but because i'm not

[howard]: doing that much school stuff

[franklin]: but

[howard]: just a little bit here and there
but back the day i remember going to

[howard]: the library and there was this lady
and she i think she was looking at

[howard]: you tube and

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: she was just dancing and dancing

[franklin]: really

[howard]: all by herself

[franklin]: in the library just

[howard]: in

[franklin]: dancing

[howard]: the libryyeah she was kind of she
was bugging me man i don't mind telling

[howard]: you i don't

[franklin]: m

[howard]: like i don't like when people are
dancing publicly

[franklin]: yeah i'm not i mean you could
dance

[howard]: you condense if you want to

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: but do it at home oh

[franklin]: fair enough

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so you never went to like the
computer lab with all the other students is

[franklin]: kind of working i guess it's more
of like a like a late two thousands

[franklin]: kind of college campus thing

[howard]: i don't know i don't think so
maybe a little bit like if i met

[howard]: up with people to study you know

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like hey yeah we all got a
we got a big test tomorrow that's all

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: all study together and that's dumb because

[franklin]: m

[howard]: studying is a solitary activity man

[franklin]: i get it my alma mater had

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: these small rooms

[howard]: m

[franklin]: that were kind of like confessionals it's

[howard]: m

[franklin]: like it's legit like useful do not
get me wrong

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: if you need to study without like
distractions and ship and just need your laptop

[franklin]: and like a book or whatever to
just one in on your studies it is

[franklin]: useful

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: however

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: i mean i'm not saying it was
like a constant

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking thing but you walk around and
you could look through those rooms it wasn't

[franklin]: like you had a complete privacy like
there's like i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like you could

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: see that somebody's there kind of thing
you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: could see you could probably see the
computer screen and yeah i don't know how

[franklin]: many times i walked by and there
is this like you know somebody just looking

[franklin]: at pornaagain

[howard]: a lot of pornogahat's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: respectful library is a place of learning

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and you but a lot of those
librarians yu know hate are their grandma's

[franklin]: oh boy imagine that they saw that
corn og

[howard]: drop all the nicely folded up books
on the ground

[franklin]: all the books he spent all day
folding up it would be a shame

[howard]: that would break my heart brother

[franklin]: it'd be a shame

[howard]: yeah maybe i should start patrolling the
library

[franklin]: volunteer security guard

[howard]: yeah hey

[franklin]: m

[howard]: get that pornography hey let me take

[franklin]: m

[howard]: a look at that oh hy that's
some good stuff man

[franklin]: asking to control

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: tells you everything you need to know
right there

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: man that's a that's the perverts short
cut

[franklin]: but you're not wrong there's there's less
people just well o know

[howard]: what

[franklin]: what they're on their phones now looking
at poor og

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's that's the thing that's the hook

[howard]: but that's the thing of the library
is free poor no not everybody has got

[howard]: you know the smart phones and

[franklin]: m

[howard]: gadgets and

[franklin]: m

[howard]: gizmos

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: some people they got to to the
library and say one pornography please yeah m

[franklin]: you know if you have your if
you're

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: just trying to take home a porno
it's like trying to take home like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a loaf of bread to your starving
family maybe you're just trying to get it

[franklin]: on a flash

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: drive that you can take home later
to watch

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: that's beautiful

[franklin]: would you chew out somebody first eating
a loaf of bread to feed their family

[howard]: you wouldn't download a loaf of bread

[franklin]: no you you out

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: this is too much pornogtalk man

[howard]: yeah we're you're getting off the races
here too early it's funny because the other

[howard]: day i was talking about like the
most famous person i could think of and

[howard]: i said chase lane remember that oh

[franklin]: yes i do remember that i don't
know why you reference why you reference her

[howard]: she was just i was talking about
like what if we got a big caleb

[howard]: on the podcast and i was like
yeah

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: like chase lane

[franklin]: yeah i don't know i'm like okay
what

[howard]: m well it would be quite a
get

[franklin]: i thought that's who you were talking
about but i'm like what who like

[howard]: my

[franklin]: i didn't i thought it was just
a different chase

[howard]: no

[franklin]: lane again

[howard]: she was in she was in orgasmo

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: great movie

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: very serious sad

[franklin]: i've never i've never seen that at
the one of rain wilson

[howard]: no it's with a mat and tray
my buddies

[franklin]: what's the one with rain wilson

[howard]: the rocker

[franklin]: not the super hero one

[howard]: oh super

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that movie makes me sick

[franklin]: never seen it

[howard]: i don't ever see it man that's
one

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: of the worst movies i've ever seen
it

[franklin]: really

[howard]: life

[franklin]: that bad

[howard]: yeah i that that is the first
movie i've ever not liked in my life

[franklin]: you know it was the first thing
i didn't like in my life

[howard]: m

[franklin]: like i saw him there

[howard]: m

[franklin]: like normally when i see a movientheres
even if it's bad i'm a that was

[franklin]: still all right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it was the crocodile guy the one
who you know unfortunately

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: died

[howard]: yeah yeah yeah i got caught and
compromised

[franklin]: yeah he had a movie

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and i saw it and it sucked
so bad

[howard]: oh yeah because it was kind of
like half vinet of him doing his animal

[howard]: stuff and then there was a loose
plot right

[franklin]: yeah so

[howard]: i think maybe we talked about that
a while ago or maybe i just

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: researched it on my own like

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i said i'm back in school so
i'm learning a lot

[franklin]: you are back at school like rodney
dangerfield man

[howard]: yep

[franklin]: you're getting

[howard]: i'm doing the high dive

[franklin]: that's all i remember

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: the commercial is the check to sell
triple

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: bogy

[howard]: yeah that's all i remember too oh

[franklin]: i'm on the diving board

[howard]: this is pretty funny to see an
old guy diving

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: around like that

[franklin]: sack you're at

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: school you go you got all as
guy

[howard]: right

[franklin]: just doing cannon balls in the pool

[howard]: i never see anybody dive in at
the campus what am

[franklin]: they

[howard]: i

[franklin]: have

[howard]: doing

[franklin]: a pull

[howard]: wrong

[franklin]: though they got to have a pull
right

[howard]: they must have a pool i'm going
to find it i'm going to i'm going

[howard]: to be the old guy doing

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: in the triple lindis

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: if you become the guy that's just
doing cannon balls in the

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: ol between

[howard]: h

[franklin]: classes

[howard]: yeah i got fifteen minutes

[franklin]: get a couple splashes in m

[howard]: people would love that i think i
think i'd be one

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: of the coolest guys on campus

[franklin]: yeah you're chucking a beer while you're
doing it

[howard]: yeah let's pot down

[franklin]: m

[howard]: guys

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i don't think there was anybody doing
cool ship like that in my un

[howard]: there's never been cool people in college
man

[franklin]: no what is this myth

[howard]: yeah it's all the party rockers or
whatever

[franklin]: that's a party school

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: really like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i wouldn't know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like i have never seen anybody party
in like i mean i don't see anybody

[franklin]: parting in fucking college

[howard]: no i like see

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: as i'm sitting around taking notes

[franklin]: hm like there's like what like my
campus had achilles it was

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a

[howard]: wow

[franklin]: chilly it was a chilly too

[howard]: okay so

[franklin]: m

[howard]: not that great

[franklin]: i mean you can still go in
there and get a beer

[howard]: hey that's not bad

[franklin]: yeah but like i think like you
could only get like like you got a

[franklin]: risk band you and only get like
two beers basically the undertaker

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: rule yeah

[howard]: well you don't you don't want to
have too many jokes before you go and

[howard]: learn some chemistry

[franklin]: don't think you could just go at
nine a m and get a fucking beer

[franklin]: either

[howard]: it's not like the airport

[franklin]: it's not like the air for though
you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you can't go to chelles to it
at six a m

[howard]: i'll take a margarita and a case
of do please

[franklin]: i just go

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to class

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: dan that's bad as

[howard]: all right

[franklin]: carrying a marget of sucking and a
case of thenard goddamn

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: you know to go

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: box and just going to history

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god oh man

[howard]: all right well let's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: just see what's going on with the
revolutionary

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: war

[franklin]: yeah man i think you just told
me in going back to school if

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: i could have a mark

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: in class

[howard]: you can

[franklin]: you can right

[howard]: yeah no no one's goin to stop
that's the cool thing we call that's not

[howard]: like high school where there's a lot
of rules in college your big boy you

[howard]: can

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: do what

[franklin]: right

[howard]: you want

[franklin]: that's i mean you can bring like
like in those water bottle type things

[howard]: yeah for sure

[franklin]: you

[howard]: no

[franklin]: could

[howard]: one

[franklin]: definitely

[howard]: will know

[franklin]: bring booze in there and like drink
during class

[howard]: my friend and i took a film
appreciation class or something like that and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it was at night time and you
would just watch these old movies and we

[howard]: would just bring bring a beer drink
them in there

[franklin]: you bring a beer like

[howard]: yeah why not

[franklin]: no ship really

[howard]: and i need some candy and eat

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: some jelly beans and drink a beer

[franklin]: oh that i'm sure you can

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: do but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: holy ship man

[howard]: well you know what when it's when
it's howard's time to shine i shine like

[howard]: a diamond

[franklin]: man just bring it like a buttleizer
like you got like one

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: singular

[howard]: like one

[franklin]: butte wiser

[howard]: one big fosters

[franklin]: he did not bring a fosters

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to school

[howard]: i would man

[franklin]: would but you haven't

[howard]: i did

[franklin]: you did m

[howard]: and i do it again

[franklin]: you do it again well and i
guess

[howard]: happy

[franklin]: you are

[howard]: i guess i am brother you know
what one of these days we're going to

[howard]: be touring campus is i bet comedians
are always touring college

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: campus es

[franklin]: they are they are i've seen some
bad stand up comedy especially in my community

[franklin]: college

[howard]: really

[franklin]: like they got like

[howard]: you've

[franklin]: an open

[howard]: gone to

[franklin]: area

[howard]: some

[franklin]: what's that

[howard]: you've gone to it before

[franklin]: like it was just where everybody eats
lunch outside

[howard]: yeah and

[franklin]: so

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: like

[howard]: just comedian there

[franklin]: it's a comedian there like a little
bit of a crowd or whatever you know

[franklin]: and just i mean hey the hurricane
was there to doing autographs

[howard]: no the hurricane helms

[franklin]: kane helms yeah

[howard]: whoa that's

[franklin]: him and video i still remember

[howard]: a uh

[franklin]: him in video ere they're giving autographs

[howard]: h

[franklin]: to students

[howard]: that's huge man

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: i

[franklin]: huge

[howard]: would

[franklin]: right

[howard]: i would have lost my mind if
i

[franklin]: i

[howard]: got

[franklin]: didn't

[howard]: to eat

[franklin]: i didn't go

[howard]: nidia

[franklin]: to i missed school that day

[howard]: because

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: you were too nervous

[franklin]: i didn't know they were going to
be there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i would have been too nervous to
meet nidia

[franklin]: she was in the she's one of
the few that were part of the w

[franklin]: w girls gone wild paper view

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: cos her test tory they weren't like
part of they're like judges

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there are

[howard]: well

[franklin]: judges for like the girl's gone wild

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: well it wouldn't be fair to have
test compete against the girl's gone wild

[franklin]: no no he

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: was a very active judge

[howard]: well was he he

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: liked what he saw

[franklin]: you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: got involved man

[howard]: oh wow

[franklin]: he got involved man like i'll leave
it at that

[howard]: damn i didn't i didn't even know
about this girls have gone wild that was

[howard]: a

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: maybe our younger listeners don't know that
was a

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: big deal that no one had any
problems with at the time

[franklin]: no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i don't think anybody has problems of
it today

[howard]: no i think it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: more more

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: renowned than it ever was for its
upstanding morals

[franklin]: god god

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: of course w partner up with girls
gone a while

[howard]: yeah but they're

[franklin]: some that

[howard]: a good company

[franklin]: match made in heaven

[howard]: hmm

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: do you think say arabia would partner
with girls going wild

[franklin]: i don't know i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: don't think so that might be what
would i break the negotiations with w w

[franklin]: man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: so

[franklin]: tested that

[howard]: we are not the guys we thought
you were

[franklin]: we did not we thought this was
an upstanding organization

[howard]: well yeah there was there's an article
there's an entire article about it apparently eric

[howard]: bishoff and jason hervey were involved in
it somehow

[franklin]: yeah they're the t v guys

[howard]: yeah god those guys they're

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: just drop hits and hits

[franklin]: is there relationship strained

[howard]: uh hervey and bishop that must be

[franklin]: i

[howard]: because

[franklin]: heard

[howard]: wiles haven't they made a new

[franklin]: right

[howard]: scott bo show

[franklin]: that might be why

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: sucking hell yeah

[howard]: he ain't responding to us when we
say we want to see some more reality

[howard]: shows

[franklin]: i thought eric bishop would be a
guy i could easily rope in of being

[franklin]: like a fan

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and like pretending to be like dude
you're you're the king of reality t v

[franklin]: and wrestling how bad ass is that

[howard]: but

[franklin]: but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it

[howard]: i know he hasn't done ship since
then

[franklin]: i think he knew it was full
of ship

[howard]: yeah it was like no one likes

[franklin]: m

[howard]: me

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: well wait there's a show as it's
still no never mind that it said it

[howard]: used

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: present tense it said party monsters cabo
is a reality t v show airing on

[howard]: e and i was

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like oh that's pretty cool it's still
around

[franklin]: party

[howard]: but

[franklin]: monsters cobo that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sounds like it could only exist in
two thousand two

[howard]: two thousand eight

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and its party planners are in cobo
and they have to see who can throw

[howard]: the ultimate party for a hollywood a
lister do

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you want

[franklin]: i

[howard]: to

[franklin]: said yeah nick canon

[howard]: well so episode one was so this
is two thousand eight do you want to

[howard]: guess who some of the people were

[franklin]: i already saw who they were

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: did he

[howard]: ditty you

[franklin]: chloe

[howard]: got

[franklin]: cardashian

[howard]: yep you got carmon electra

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you got brodygenner

[franklin]: yeah these are the heavy hitters of
the time

[howard]: yeah big stars

[franklin]: yeah frankie dalcato yeah

[howard]: frank gate doesn't even have his own
wicked pediapage what a loser

[franklin]: party monsters cabo so wait so wait
did he think this is something like oh

[franklin]: party monsters miami or party monsters like
this could be a franchise

[howard]: yeah you start with cobo and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: then you

[franklin]: like like the housewives like you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: atlanta o c

[howard]: i would love to see a real
houses of cobo

[franklin]: be sick as fuck

[howard]: that would be cool there

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: they didn't just do reality shows they
also did a fictional

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: wait it's a t v show centered
on fictional motorcycles group but they say it's

[howard]: a reality man it's on another level
it's called

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: the devil's ride

[franklin]: this is more bish off hervey originals

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so further jason hervey is the annoying
brother on the wonder years

[howard]: yeah the big bully brother

[franklin]: the big bully brother on the wonder
year is you know wayne who you'd always

[franklin]: call but head or something right

[howard]: yeah i was rude

[franklin]: it was rude god this list of
shows they've done man you know beverly hills

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: fabulous finding whole ogan

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that was a show

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: finding or was that like a pitched
show like

[howard]: i don't know some of these don't
have their own pages so it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: kind of

[franklin]: like

[howard]: find

[franklin]: what

[howard]: out

[franklin]: could find like is this is like
oh as a documentary finding

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: hole like

[howard]: he's like

[franklin]: what

[howard]: i've lost sight of who i really
am

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: other

[howard]: m

[franklin]: uh i think we have to watch
this at some point man

[howard]: let's say where is it streaming

[franklin]: it's on you tube

[howard]: okay i can watch it there

[franklin]: oh god

[howard]: it's just like one it's i don't
think it was a recurring

[franklin]: it was like

[howard]: show

[franklin]: it was a documentary

[howard]: yeah but i bet we see him
like at his darkest and lowest

[franklin]: right right

[howard]: no what was bear swamp recovery

[franklin]: now i remember hogan

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: said like when he was he had
he had a gun

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i guess i'm not going to go
over that story it's pretty dark but

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: ah you had a dark time

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there koga but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it sounds fictional my point to that
is not that is that he was

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: in a dark so i think he
was exaggerating ship because i think he's kind

[franklin]: of a liar

[howard]: his renowned exaggerator

[franklin]: he's a renowned exaggerator yes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he thought he was the first human
to live

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: four hundred days because he would go
to japan a lot for wrestling

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: he's like those are like added

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: days like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like no you didn't live a four
hundred day year

[howard]: yeah i know it adds thirty five

[franklin]: at

[howard]: days to the year if you go
to apan

[franklin]: yeah i i don't think it does

[howard]: i remember my mom saw him on
a larry king or something and you always

[howard]: talking about who who did he train
under that broke his leg

[franklin]: well iron sheik was supposed to break
his leg

[howard]: well when he was at he was
getting trained by some

[franklin]: right

[howard]: japanese fella and the guy broke his
leg

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: anyway but he liked talking about you
was like yeah like hero masouda

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: um and i guess the way gain
said it though is like every japanese guy

[howard]: will break up american's leg just

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: on purpose or whatever

[franklin]: like wrestling

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: u

[howard]: my

[franklin]: h

[howard]: mom told me that and i was
like well that's pretty cool

[franklin]: i don't think he got his legs
broken man

[howard]: he said it he

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: called

[franklin]: i don't think it's true though

[howard]: what well you wouldn't say he's lion
would you

[franklin]: i will say you're doing a great
job on the sound board tonight big man

[howard]: oh i'm

[franklin]: i'm sorry

[howard]: i forgot about

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: it

[franklin]: sorry

[howard]: i'm sorry man

[franklin]: i'm sorry

[howard]: geez you know

[franklin]: i could

[howard]: i'm

[franklin]: not yeah

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: it's too late to apologize

[howard]: i know i ruined it

[franklin]: you don't ruin it you just

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: signed the sound board

[howard]: i didn't want it

[franklin]: didn't want why didn't you ask me
to do it

[howard]: because i didn't think you wanted it

[franklin]: i was fine with doing and i
just didn't

[howard]: oh jees

[franklin]: there we go i'm glad you're using
some of mine though

[howard]: yeah i'm not going

[franklin]: s

[howard]: to use any of mine because they
last three seconds and

[franklin]: no

[howard]: you don't have

[franklin]: you're

[howard]: the

[franklin]: gonna

[howard]: attention

[franklin]: use your

[howard]: span for that

[franklin]: if you're going to use the sand
board please just use the damn sand board

[franklin]: i don't care which ones you use

[howard]: okay i'm sorry we're using

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: it let's

[franklin]: where

[howard]: not

[franklin]: is

[howard]: fight in front of the fans

[franklin]: i am just yeah anyways

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we do have traditions here in the
king

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: size bed don't we uncle howard

[howard]: you're right brother we sure do

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and you know what it is m

[franklin]: yeah that's right on time there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: every night me and uncle har like
to plop

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: into bed and watch

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: some of the finest movies money can
buy

[howard]: m

[franklin]: now now even some of these movies

[howard]: m

[franklin]: they're on pluto or to ben you
don't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: need any money they're free

[howard]: yeah you don't even have to spend
a dime

[franklin]: no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no my movie is not on any
fucking service practically let me see my movie

[franklin]: this is some nurchshit so

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i do apologize man you know you
can you have to buy this movie basically

[franklin]: it's on hullo

[howard]: okay well

[franklin]: it's like probably holus like oh hullo
with stars so you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: twenty

[howard]: huluhlu

[franklin]: extra

[howard]: extra

[franklin]: yeah yeah we have this movie no
you have to spend more money to watch

[franklin]: it though

[howard]: you know with those movie executives

[franklin]: thank you thank you i don't know

[howard]: h

[franklin]: jack allison was running the sound

[howard]: h

[franklin]: board today

[howard]: oh was he

[franklin]: he

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: hates the movie exacts

[howard]: oh that's right yeah

[franklin]: capitalism

[howard]: yeah show runners

[franklin]: so runners and audio

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: showed us like hating a quarterback bro

[howard]: ah those are the heroes

[franklin]: s are the heroes are show runners

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know qbs

[howard]: the yep

[franklin]: they run the game

[howard]: they do

[franklin]: my movie is from two thousand seven
talk about way back on that's pretty old

[franklin]: school

[howard]: yeah that's baforobama

[franklin]: that's or this is a classic bush
era cinema

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i can't stand people who talk like
that

[howard]: yeah that's how i defined my life
which

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: president was around

[franklin]: that's a boma era comedy

[howard]: yeah what does what does that mean
you know o baba was the

[franklin]: the

[howard]: president

[franklin]: president like okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and there are dogs that do speak
that way

[howard]: yeah there are you know what i
really want to say to him

[franklin]: m m

[howard]: it won't go

[franklin]: yeah you weren't too inactive for a
while

[howard]: i went too far

[franklin]: you are inactive with the sound board
and as always as i've warned you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it goes it goes you know it
goes

[howard]: but

[franklin]: dark

[howard]: it worked for a minute

[franklin]: it did work for a minute

[howard]: no cheese i ruined everything franklin

[franklin]: well i mean you didn't improve anything

[howard]: no

[franklin]: anyways

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: my movie is the dargiline limited from
two thousand seven okay did you see this

[howard]: no man that sounds boring

[franklin]: you know i've seen it twice in
theaters i don't

[howard]: wide

[franklin]: remember ship dude

[howard]: i like the darjiling unlimited

[franklin]: one of the reviews i saw in
the google

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: movie reviews was the somebody was like
yeah i take that train all the time

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like somebody like somebody is just like
oh yeah that's like from my home town

[franklin]: like i love it

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: like like you know it's like they're

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: grand

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: central

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know

[howard]: it's like when you you know when
i was when i was a kid and

[howard]: i was watching

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: star wars i was like oh tattooeene

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: that's where i'm from

[franklin]: that's not where you didn't put that
fucking

[howard]: m

[franklin]: so the sound board really isn't working
i'm furious right now

[howard]: i'm so sorry man

[franklin]: yeah it's fine it's thrown me off
here but anyways so

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: darsie limited owen wilson adrian brodie

[howard]: h yeah

[franklin]: and jason shwortsmanyou know

[howard]: well adrian brody was funny on so
an't live yeah

[franklin]: was he

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fuzzy

[howard]: he was he was a host

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: and he had a very famous moment

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: where he wore

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: wore a cool little outfit and it
was very appropriate

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: and he introduced john paul wow

[howard]: yeah it was cool

[franklin]: did they ever get shine paul's thoughts
on that oh

[howard]: on no man that's a great question

[franklin]: yeah m

[howard]: i should say

[franklin]: so in the dargylean limited uh god
there it started off with a mini movie

[franklin]: before the actual movie

[howard]: that's cool two movies

[franklin]: like

[howard]: for one

[franklin]: yeah but i think natalie portman just
breaks up with jason shwartsman

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: which

[howard]: a good call

[franklin]: i think it's a great call

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i think that's a great call and
for some reason there's a lot of people

[franklin]: on film to was like yeah i
can really relate to that moment

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you you can't you can't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: see really the nerve of that

[howard]: i think you can relate to getting

[franklin]: break

[howard]: dumped

[franklin]: up

[howard]: getting dumpdinanly portman because a lot of
people they never even got to data at

[howard]: all

[franklin]: i don't think that

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that means that

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: that

[howard]: like worse than getting dumped

[franklin]: no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no it's better to have loved than
lost

[howard]: well but see they didn't even get
to love or lose

[franklin]: they did lose because they never got
to love

[howard]: m well so it's even worse

[franklin]: you caught me with my

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: own logic i still have a i
still have a problem with film twittered nerves

[franklin]: trying to be like yeah that was
really relatable man like no it wasn't mother

[franklin]: sucker you're a

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: liar you're a liar like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know so anyways that that's

[howard]: m

[franklin]: my first ball with this movie here
you know is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the funk nerves um people say it
has good cynemotography

[howard]: i don't know what that means

[franklin]: what's that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: what's that it has a good as
a good shot at the train on the

[franklin]: tracks is it

[howard]: well i liked how they were all
standing around and that one shot right oh

[franklin]: everything is captured in the frame that's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: tyche camera typically does

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that pretty well

[howard]: well a master

[franklin]: m

[howard]: at work

[franklin]: yeah so

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: the sound track was legitimately good um
so what do you have here this movie

[franklin]: has three brothers i guess they're

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: going on a spiritual quest

[howard]: oh that's cool

[franklin]: is this again how is this relatable
because even

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: even by white people's standards like you
don't have the money to just go in

[franklin]: a spiritual quest

[howard]: no i've never gone on a spiritual
quest

[franklin]: you haven't

[howard]: in

[franklin]: got

[howard]: my

[franklin]: in

[howard]: life

[franklin]: a spiritual quest yeah you haven't had
the lug like like you can't

[howard]: h

[franklin]: just get up out of your

[howard]: h

[franklin]: job

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: and go on a spiritual quest

[howard]: yeah of course i'm not a white
person i'm cuban

[franklin]: that's right so you you definitely can't
do it you

[howard]: no

[franklin]: know

[howard]: we're hard working folk

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sure you know i'm let me read
this one google review it says it's a

[franklin]: comedy but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it has very little humor one star
he says

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah he says unfortunate there's no half
star radium

[howard]: whoa

[franklin]: so i have to give it a
full one this is a very bad movie

[howard]: but if he really don't like he
didn't have to write at all that would

[howard]: have been zero stars

[franklin]: well i think by

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: bringing it to one star you're still
lowering the rat in here

[howard]: yeah i guess so but

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it's better to you know that's just
been a bully at that point

[franklin]: so another guy says five stars from
india looking forward to watching this movie in

[franklin]: twenty twenty in july i didn't know
this movie existed but i will watch for

[franklin]: for india

[howard]: so he made a plan to watch
it when did he write that review

[franklin]: so i don't think this guy has
seen it

[howard]: yeah but he likes it

[franklin]: he likes that like it takes place
like in india right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so like he's just like i'm going
to watch this in twenty twenty

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: in july m

[howard]: yeah he's going to get around to
his

[franklin]: she's good

[howard]: pencil that in

[franklin]: his

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: pet

[howard]: making money he's too busy to watch
that

[franklin]: so

[howard]: m

[franklin]: that's that how is that a good
review

[howard]: it's a great review he's going to
watch it

[franklin]: i's got to watch it in july
twenty twenty so well he made the review

[franklin]: he hadn't seen it yet

[howard]: but he

[franklin]: ye

[howard]: was so excited about it that he
planned an entire month around

[franklin]: m

[howard]: watching it

[franklin]: i can't wait to watch us in
july of twenty twenty

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: m

[howard]: a really good review shall

[franklin]: i guess so i guess like if
like a sucking hell avatar to full

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i guess like oh i can't wait
to see is in december

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: of twenty twenty two

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that

[howard]: everybody everybody can wait to watch avatar
to they're going

[franklin]: a

[howard]: to have to i'm goin to see
to it's not coming out

[franklin]: man another comment says everybody from india
must watch this as we understand more

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: than anyone else because the movies shot
in india

[howard]: see that's

[franklin]: damn

[howard]: smart because india there's a billion people
that live it there

[franklin]: so this is like the people from
new jersey or like you could only understand

[franklin]: the sopranos if you lived in new
jersey

[howard]: yeah sdargiling limited is the sopranos of
italy i mean

[franklin]: india

[howard]: of india yeah

[franklin]: uh yeah i'm still going over some
of these reviews here

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: not anyways they're on a train for
a long time then they get off the

[franklin]: train i remember that

[howard]: that's cool

[franklin]: yeah i think they were kicked off

[howard]: a

[franklin]: or like drugs probably

[howard]: yeah parting

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: too hard

[franklin]: these white guys they love drugs

[howard]: they do

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i love drugs

[franklin]: oh no drug member oh man it's
uh you know so you know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's funny that this movie gets well
received but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the love gore which i guess because
that wasn't filmed in location though

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but it's funny because darling limited does
not have a lot of indian people on

[howard]: the cast

[franklin]: no well no

[howard]: all

[franklin]: it

[howard]: right

[franklin]: is the love goro though

[howard]: well but love gare has people who
are loved by all people around the world

[franklin]: that's true

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: hence the love in the name

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: of the love guru

[howard]: exactly

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: jessica alba she's accepted anywhere she goes

[franklin]: that's true that's

[howard]: my

[franklin]: true adrian brody is not accepted wherever
he goes

[howard]: no ben kingsley is though

[franklin]: adrian brody grew tugging

[howard]: m

[franklin]: my puta even the good

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god well

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: anyways adrian brody wrote his name him
and natly portman put their names on a

[franklin]: certain list

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: well

[franklin]: now about that list

[howard]: i don't think so

[franklin]: it was like about roman

[howard]: m yeah

[franklin]: i'm not talking about tee i mean
tess buddy from fast and furious

[howard]: right right

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: whoa

[franklin]: yeah it's like give him his job
back

[howard]: yeah they said he that's a good
man right there

[franklin]: that's what that's what natalie portman and
adrian brodie had to say

[howard]: yeah adrian brody also a big fan
of wodilanitsams

[franklin]: m they had the pianist

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: as well

[howard]: he said that he said that's not
my concern

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: i mean

[franklin]: what he said really

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: oh boy man of all the things
you could have said that was the worst

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: choice

[franklin]: not my concern

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god damn dude

[howard]: i god i can't even say anything

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's that's not a good man man
adrian rodin

[franklin]: no

[howard]: very

[franklin]: he's not and it's a shame he's
in the second best predator movie ever made

[howard]: yeah and it was one of the
funniest guys saying lie there's ever been

[franklin]: right turns out he has a dark
side

[howard]: yeah who knew a guy like that

[franklin]: i don't think

[howard]: i

[franklin]: we could watch my movie i guess
we

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: have to because i suggested it but

[howard]: yeah got no choice

[franklin]: i

[howard]: but

[franklin]: mean only we're gonna see him in
july of twenty twenty

[howard]: yeah i hope that guy liked it

[franklin]: i do i would

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: reach out to him oh my favorite
review here on google reviews which is the

[franklin]: only place i will ever read reviews
from

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and three people found this helpful too
so boring

[howard]: m oh

[franklin]: unprofessional

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: and meaningless it seemed like the director
was trying to shoot for the moon and

[franklin]: then in all caps but unfortunately he
missed

[howard]: wow and it was an unprofessional movie
too

[franklin]: professional so he thought they were joking
around on set too much

[howard]: yeah it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like you guys quiet quit

[franklin]: oh i'm sorry

[howard]: oh oh

[franklin]: the staff the director west anderson he
quite quitted on his own project the last

[franklin]: one i'm sorry the most boring and
horrendous movie we've ever seen beware do not

[franklin]: watch do your home work instead

[howard]: we

[franklin]: who's

[howard]: i mean that's

[franklin]: up

[howard]: always good advice this is

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: a very college heavy episode

[franklin]: this is a very college eve episode
isn't it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the deer will work instead so then
like a college student like telling other college

[franklin]: students that don't bother with this bullshit

[howard]: yeah he's saying hey why don't you
learn something instead of watch this garbage

[franklin]: that's that's why tried telling like breath
thousand once i remember

[howard]: yeah i go back to school learn

[franklin]: like

[howard]: something brother

[franklin]: i guess he did he's off brettosand
front of the show man he's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: plugged this show before man

[howard]: yeah he's a good man i hope
he's well

[franklin]: yeah same here's nothing but love for
bread thousand

[howard]: i'm sure he's fine yeah well that
sounds like a great movie frank i'm glad

[howard]: we got to watch

[franklin]: m

[howard]: it too it

[franklin]: you can't insure that he's fine

[howard]: i'm sure of it

[franklin]: well i'm

[howard]: i

[franklin]: just

[howard]: put

[franklin]: saying you can't insure that he's fine

[howard]: i insure it

[franklin]: oh in that case

[howard]: if everyone pays me ten dollars a
month

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and if brent thousand isn't final pay
you out

[franklin]: m

[howard]: that's insurance

[franklin]: h m that's great

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a good business

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: right there

[franklin]: it is a good business

[howard]: and insurance is a big scan isn't
it

[franklin]: i hate

[howard]: an

[franklin]: it

[howard]: you got to pay money and then
if it goes bad we'll give all a

[howard]: bunch of money back to you

[franklin]: i've

[howard]: how about

[franklin]: never had

[howard]: how about i just keep my money
and you leave alone

[franklin]: have you ever had like insurance help
you like

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: like car insurance

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: actually

[franklin]: okay then then shut

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the fuck up i've never had it
like helped me i've

[howard]: really

[franklin]: had it all my life but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not all my life

[howard]: yeah or a baby didn't have car
insurance

[franklin]: yeah i did not but like i've
never had like i've never been like oh

[franklin]: thank god

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i had car insurance

[howard]: yeah i am i got rear ended
by some some little creep and they helped

[howard]: pay for my car a little bit
so

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: that was all

[franklin]: so

[howard]: right

[franklin]: you had a useful thing of car
instance i have

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking never never ever

[howard]: frankly you got to meet with my
guy insurance

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: sam

[franklin]: insurance sam yeah

[howard]: yeah he'll look you up

[franklin]: then the skittotim you're gonna help me
out

[howard]: yeah they've been hanging out with us
a tax gambling ran a little bit lately

[franklin]: gambling the late gambling ran

[howard]: well that's how bad a scene it
is hanging up with

[franklin]: m

[howard]: a dead man

[franklin]: m never good

[howard]: yeah never good but in that chicken
portal there is no rules

[franklin]: the chicken portal is a mess

[howard]: you can't the disaster

[franklin]: that's yeah

[howard]: oh franklin well i got a movie
for you brother

[franklin]: i hope it's better

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: than the dargelean limited

[howard]: well we'll see

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: i picked a movie that as you
may know is a little under the radar

[howard]: little less seen you know maybe maybe
bret thousands seeing this move but

[franklin]: a

[howard]: a lot of these other a lot
of these other guys really haven't

[franklin]: m

[howard]: seen it out there

[franklin]: m

[howard]: i don't even

[franklin]: men

[howard]: know yeah i don't know it's not
even on on streaming services

[franklin]: no

[howard]: you got to get this on divics

[franklin]: endifics

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh boy

[howard]: it's called her hands stained purple with
mulberries

[franklin]: her hands stained purple is this one
of ronnie radikiy's bands

[howard]: no this is an old movie man
this is this is old time this is

[howard]: a dian keton's in it

[franklin]: oh boy

[howard]: yeah it's a whole time brother

[franklin]: the first old ladies

[howard]: she was like the first old lady
ever dine ken james garner is in it

[howard]: this

[franklin]: of

[howard]: movie this movies from nineteen seventy seven

[franklin]: who

[howard]: yea it's it's about um the greatest
romance in american history george washington and his

[howard]: wife

[franklin]: o that's a

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking yeah

[howard]: it's a romance because it's a romance
set at the beginning of history

[franklin]: i see

[howard]: so you know george washington he is
hanging out in america but baby america

[franklin]: baby america

[howard]: and everyone said oh it's all crazy
we've got to have a war and all

[howard]: that and he said yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah yeah i know i know but
i also got to find time for my

[howard]: lady eautiful lady who as we all
know george washington's wife's name

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: and missus washington

[franklin]: m

[howard]: and so he

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you know she's always saying oh george
come come back to be with me don't

[howard]: who wants to revolt against the british
and he says oh well i have to

[howard]: madam and

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: so he

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: is caught between two two choices you
know does he help make america a new

[howard]: country or does he go home to
his wife and be a good husband so

[franklin]: why does he choose

[howard]: there's a ot of drama well let's
move his alternate history so

[franklin]: like abraham lincoln vampire hunter

[howard]: yeah so he goes and just he
has the most just you know erotic sex

[howard]: scenes ever with his wife especially for
nineteen seventy seven

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and so they don't do the revolutionary
war and it just it becomes it remains

[franklin]: they just

[howard]: a part of england forever

[franklin]: just funk george washington and missus washington

[howard]: yeah there's this one the last scene
in it is um benjamin franklin and thomas

[howard]: jefferson are coming over to his house
because they're like oh the british are killing

[howard]: us all and they're all knocking on
the door but then it shows an sind

[howard]: just fucking like there's no tomorrow

[franklin]: they're knocking at a door and georgia
washington is knocking boots

[howard]: yes sir

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: and and then we see the british
just rip off thomas jefferson's head

[franklin]: yeah that's very funny

[howard]: yeah it's a great movie man there's
a lot of cool history in it actually

[howard]: thomas george washington has a horse and
you know how they like fast and furious

[howard]: they soup up the cars

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know they put nitrosenmon stuff so
he does stuff like to his horse he

[howard]: sops up his horse he

[franklin]: not

[howard]: gives

[franklin]: even

[howard]: it

[franklin]: soup up a horse

[howard]: he gives it like protein gives it
like meat

[franklin]: i like a kind of a beefarino

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: he says oh this horse i do
declare it needs to eat a fine piece

[howard]: of mutton

[franklin]: all right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get to get the horse and the
gas

[howard]: yeah yeah he's juicing up the horse

[franklin]: sjuicing

[howard]: so

[franklin]: up the horse

[howard]: yeah because there's a part where the
british are trying to kill him and he

[howard]: was like no i got here i
got to go up sex my wife he

[howard]: runs away from him on a super
fast horse

[franklin]: i bad ass

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the man loves to fuck

[howard]: yeah he said it's better than liberty

[franklin]: hey

[howard]: i'm

[franklin]: no

[howard]: with

[franklin]: argument

[howard]: them brother ah

[franklin]: no argument here george washington

[howard]: those guys were so stupid man back
then

[franklin]: they were dumb

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they were like exceptionally stupid men

[howard]: they didn't know anything

[franklin]: no they didn't know the transformers

[howard]: i

[franklin]: movies would happen

[howard]: no yeah if you would know that
transformers movies were going to happen whether or

[howard]: not you revolted against the british why
would you have ever done it

[franklin]: you don't know the butterfly in fact
it could

[howard]: to

[franklin]: have it could i don't know

[howard]: oh you don't think michael bay would
have ever been born

[franklin]: i think he would definitely have been

[howard]: i

[franklin]: born but i don't know

[howard]: well

[franklin]: what he's going to do

[howard]: oh man yeah because if he was
british he might hae ust made boring stuff

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: that's true you might have done sucking
peaky blinders

[howard]: yeah we would have done

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: been cumber batch genius movies

[franklin]: god no thank you yeah

[howard]: yeh

[franklin]: the fucking h

[howard]: the

[franklin]: holmes

[howard]: mathematics

[franklin]: and watson

[howard]: the

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: you have the mathematics game or whatever

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah uh

[franklin]: all right so this is the episode
where i promise we do the questions

[howard]: yeah so let's get into it man
we

[franklin]: let's

[howard]: got a

[franklin]: get into

[howard]: lot

[franklin]: them

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking hell

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well do we have some in email

[howard]: i don't know i'll check that if
you want to pop into the discord by

[howard]: the way our patroon gets you access
so that just

[franklin]: m

[howard]: cored if you want it you don't
have to be in there

[franklin]: yeah if

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you don't have to yeah i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: think

[howard]: we're

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: not

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: going

[franklin]: glad

[howard]: to

[franklin]: you're

[howard]: make you

[franklin]: yeah i'm glad you're telling people that
now that they

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: don't have to be in discord

[howard]: no it's your choice

[franklin]: okay um god there are so many
questions dude i don't know about this ship

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man

[howard]: we don't have any in g mail
so we could have

[franklin]: okay so

[howard]: zippitydude

[franklin]: fucking hell

[howard]: off this

[franklin]: i'm scrawling man all right

[howard]: h

[franklin]: so we have a question here

[howard]: is

[franklin]: if they make that's going to be
the host in powers question all right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: dwaine has a question here right dwaine

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: who do you go if if you're
task of recasting c m punk and a

[franklin]: w same gimmick same push a different
guy who is it

[howard]: brian pillman junior

[franklin]: there we go no one man can
be all that obnoxious

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: then

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: fucking

[howard]: better

[franklin]: brian pillman junior

[howard]: and he's a better at i yeah

[franklin]: this is like the one fucking case
that yes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you'd be right the one fucking case
my god

[howard]: yeah that's my pick

[franklin]: brian

[howard]: baby

[franklin]: people in junior has very he has
ohiovibes he has vives like

[howard]: all right

[franklin]: people in ohio love my bet

[howard]: yeah i'm sure he's like

[franklin]: like

[howard]: ohio's guy

[franklin]: he's definitely an ohio guy because he's
definitely he's lame

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he's mediocre and people make a lot
of excuses for him

[howard]: yeah and more importantly than that he's
got a great head of hair which people

[howard]: in ohio don't

[franklin]: that's true so they root for him
so

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: brian pillman junior for sure man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get him some ink and

[howard]: yeah or you could just get those
this sort those like arm

[franklin]: right

[howard]: sock things for a while

[franklin]: the

[howard]: just

[franklin]: sleeves

[howard]: tryan's on him yeah

[franklin]: the

[howard]: get

[franklin]: sleeves

[howard]: in some of those

[franklin]: oh man the hardy sleeves oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god i've seen it on occasion people
wear them man

[howard]: they are

[franklin]: at

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: have you ever seen anybody wearing those
sleeves in public

[howard]: no i never have

[franklin]: no

[howard]: man

[franklin]: i would see it all the time
in miami beach

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: and it was and you could tell

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i almost feel bad for those guys
who would do because like you know tattoo

[franklin]: guys are just like i got the
real deal here a hole

[howard]: yeah but who's laughing now because those
guys can be a tattoo guy when they

[howard]: want or they can stop

[franklin]: or they can say yeah

[howard]: a oh

[franklin]: i could take these off whenever i

[howard]: yeh

[franklin]: got to live with this bullshit

[howard]: that's a cool move right

[franklin]: i don't got to live with pepsy
fucking thing on my arm

[howard]: yeah i get to be johnnie johnnie
good boy when i go home oh

[franklin]: damn tattoo sleeve

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: shirts fan

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: that

[howard]: what's

[franklin]: is a clutch

[howard]: those are backyeah

[franklin]: are we bringing them back

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tattoo sleeve shirts can i find one
quickly tattoo

[howard]: take a look real quick

[franklin]: sleeve shirts let's see what google has
for me here

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: they have the initially asked for babies
but so amazon has some sleeves

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: okay there's like a shirt that just
looks like it's all like you're all tatted

[franklin]: up but it's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: not

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know so there's a temporary tattoo
sleeves set so you got like there's one

[franklin]: sick one can i describe

[howard]: i

[franklin]: this for you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's a half sun half moon face
and it's smiling angrily

[howard]: whoa

[franklin]: and further down you have a skull
and some roses

[howard]: i

[franklin]: so

[howard]: i found

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i searched for it in a shirt
and it doesn't look like a tattoo but

[howard]: it just says i am a tattooed
sister just like a normal sister except much

[howard]: cooler so that's something anybody i can
buy

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there's one that's just like you know
angel wings roses skulls the usual kind of

[franklin]: thing here

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ah but yeah there there there a
thing

[howard]: those tattoo

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: guys love all that dark slighted stuff

[franklin]: they do they love

[howard]: frank and steins

[franklin]: frank in stein's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: skulls

[howard]: motor cycles

[franklin]: i don't see a lot of motorcycle
tattoos

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like a tattoo of a motorcycle

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: i don't think i've seen that

[howard]: i bet there are some

[franklin]: i'm sure there is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: all

[howard]: well

[franklin]: right

[howard]: there's a lot we don't know about
tattoos like us

[franklin]: so shampouler's asking us

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: which finishing move would you have liked
to try it on the recently deceased

[howard]: people

[franklin]: queen of england good god

[howard]: she's already dead

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: oh i guess just a big laydrophodn

[franklin]: like drop yeah she's already dead

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so you got to go for like
a top rope kind of move

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: it's going to be tough to get
her up

[franklin]: you're not goin to go to sleep
on a fucking

[howard]: no

[franklin]: lifeless body there you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know

[howard]: dead weight on me man

[franklin]: i

[howard]: maybe

[franklin]: guy got

[howard]: like

[franklin]: t go like a people's

[howard]: sharp shooter

[franklin]: like a people's outloweahthat

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: would be tough i don't want to
budge it be a people's elbow or something

[howard]: yeah that would be a good one
or like the yocozona buttrop

[franklin]: yeah i'm gonna read this because i
know you you would not

[howard]: no

[franklin]: it's yeah that last one she polteisones
from john john's asking who are you making

[franklin]: a sex with she holk or jenifer
walters

[howard]: that's vulgar

[franklin]: this is you know i'm not making
sex if either of them i haven't you

[franklin]: know i don't even know them

[howard]: yeah take me out to dinner first

[franklin]: she's louise man jes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: louise you

[howard]: come

[franklin]: know

[howard]: on now

[franklin]: all right you can get the next
one here we're

[howard]: all

[franklin]: on

[howard]: right

[franklin]: september ninth of

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: questions

[howard]: i see that all right so this
was a question the doctor asked on twitter

[howard]: but i guess mason wanted us to
answer it just kind of a yes or

[howard]: no question

[franklin]: m

[howard]: do you think if you try try
chain in yourself and half vertically starting from

[howard]: the nuts you could cut through your
torso and get to your head before you

[howard]: died

[franklin]: no

[howard]: yeah now i think i would die
well before i got

[franklin]: think

[howard]: to

[franklin]: i

[howard]: my head

[franklin]: die i think i'd be in shock
i'd be in pain

[howard]: i cortin started your nuts that would
hurt

[franklin]: yeah i think i'm done there

[howard]: yeah no thank you

[franklin]: yeah yeah

[howard]: all right then there is a lot
of yip yap and jibber jab

[franklin]: yeah they

[howard]: for

[franklin]: talk a lot here it's like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: hey just ask questions jerks

[howard]: yeah let's say dat

[franklin]: the german word for like come on
conrad

[howard]: yeah then there was some more conversations

[franklin]: i thought dean asked a question but
he's just talking about the air force

[howard]: yeah the

[franklin]: good good on you for asking there's
a bunch of questions just out of grab

[franklin]: as here

[howard]: yeah and then there was more grab
ask and then we did some of these

[howard]: questions apparently on nine twenty

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: um

[franklin]: wait if you were an employee at
galaxy's edge would you party there after hours

[franklin]: that's from shanpoogler

[howard]: oh no it's not it's against the
rules

[franklin]: dude i'd have so many surly sarlat

[howard]: would you

[franklin]: dude i got

[howard]: my

[franklin]: to so i got a surly start
lack before the millennium falcon ride

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and then i went back after the
lady i got the same lady at the

[franklin]: register was like it was like ten
am still just like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you are here you are just here
like you're back

[howard]: and you said no i wasn't

[franklin]: i just want yeah like i don't
know she wants to give me an intervention

[franklin]: there or something

[howard]: oh you want to have two drinks

[franklin]: well excuse me okay i found one
from astro prone

[howard]: oh yeah i'm this guy

[franklin]: who would the unk nominate to the
supreme court yeah

[howard]: well

[franklin]: fucking hell

[howard]: she look i guess

[franklin]: jenifer walters

[howard]: yeah okay one in one

[franklin]: that's that's

[howard]: she is she is a lawyer so
she already knows about law and she can

[howard]: stand up to the toughest opponents there
are

[franklin]: ye and well yours can work mine
can't

[howard]: a

[franklin]: work

[howard]: yeah that's true well that's respectful i
don't

[franklin]: well

[howard]: want

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: to

[franklin]: just saying she holktworked and jenifer

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: walter

[howard]: right i guess i would

[franklin]: has

[howard]: pick

[franklin]: not

[howard]: jennifer

[franklin]: tore

[howard]: walters too then that's a unanimous vote

[franklin]: then i pick she hole she could
work

[howard]: oh but that's respectful

[franklin]: oh i mean buddy

[howard]: so

[franklin]: you need a body working in the
supreme court my friend

[howard]: i guess you do need one booty

[franklin]: you

[howard]: workin

[franklin]: need

[howard]: in

[franklin]: one

[howard]: the supreme

[franklin]: but in the supreme court

[howard]: yeah that's true

[franklin]: thank

[howard]: and i

[franklin]: you

[howard]: don't i don't know anybody else in
the supreme court so it's got to be

[howard]: her

[franklin]: justice celia

[howard]: oh is he ill browned

[franklin]: no he's not

[howard]: he got murdered

[franklin]: i know that i don't when they
croak i don't know when they're living

[howard]: yeah i don't know an i guess

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i know skillyis

[franklin]: m

[howard]: not alive

[franklin]: bader ginsburg

[howard]: oh yeah vater

[franklin]: peter

[franklin]: great wedding official

[howard]: yeah over all right here's another question
from a sham pootler says you can pick

[howard]: one super hero or jed i to
have as a wing man at a club

[howard]: who you're going with

[franklin]: what do these people assume we don't
have significant others

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: going to a club but okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: let me humor this

[howard]: yeah hypothetically

[franklin]: hypothetically

[howard]: jennifer walters

[franklin]: she hawk

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i okay i need somebody to be
talking there yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: take all the attention off me while
i'm going and stealing some snacks

[franklin]: that's right

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that's right i'm filling my glass up
with a big tall marg and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: everybody is looking at the big green
lady clapping cheeks

[howard]: yeah with the fantastic hair that goes
away

[franklin]: that goes away you

[howard]: m

[franklin]: got

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a problem of a marvel show why
can't you just enjoy things

[howard]: no i do i love it

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i

[franklin]: really

[howard]: love it more than anybody

[franklin]: really

[howard]: else yeah

[franklin]: bullshitbullshit

[howard]: yeah what

[franklin]: you hated the last episode you liar

[howard]: well because i hate jamila gamel

[franklin]: oh boy oh boy

[howard]: because

[franklin]: what is

[howard]: she

[franklin]: this

[howard]: betrayed

[franklin]: come from

[howard]: us

[franklin]: you're the one

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: harassing her on you

[howard]: i

[franklin]: got

[howard]: was

[franklin]: us blocked

[howard]: i asked

[franklin]: you got us blocked by cat tips
you got us blocked by jmilajamill like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: who's left

[howard]: tatiana mazlani

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: jennifer walters

[franklin]: cheer for halters

[howard]: yeah oh

[franklin]: what's her what's her coverment name

[howard]: tatiana maslani

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: mercchargat to you you broke the sand
board i can't use it

[howard]: i didn't mean to break it so
i don't

[franklin]: when

[howard]: think it's

[franklin]: twenty

[howard]: my fault

[franklin]: minutes without using it that means it
goes defunct

[howard]: because i was

[franklin]: after

[howard]: busy

[franklin]: some point

[howard]: talking to you

[franklin]: where was i doing last

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: episode

[howard]: well so i'm the bad guy

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and i would have played that billy
isles song but you broke the sound board

[howard]: well and i don't know who that
is

[franklin]: as a song of the

[howard]: i

[franklin]: bad guy you're just not hip that's
the problem that's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: the

[howard]: if

[franklin]: problem

[howard]: if i'm not hit how do i
know who jennifer walters is

[franklin]: do you know who she hokeis

[howard]: oh that respectful working

[franklin]: me an

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: de stalin didn't figure assume she was
disrespectful

[howard]: yes yeah well man

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: oh man i just looked

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: up tatiana mazan and on twitter i
found a commissioned drawing of her as the

[howard]: she hook and it's very respectful

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: m boy

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that really threw me off

[franklin]: you remember the baily drawing from the
foot fetishes

[howard]: it's it's worse than the bailey drawing
because it's

[franklin]: from the

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: foot

[howard]: not

[franklin]: fetishes

[howard]: just yeah now i know that one

[franklin]: that that guy drew penuses under foot
at some point i think or in another

[howard]: oh ditty

[franklin]: series head

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like

[howard]: man

[franklin]: there was curves in the feet that
look like dicks so

[howard]: oh boy

[franklin]: within

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: the yeah

[howard]: that's bad

[franklin]: ah that's bad all right

[howard]: man i don't know man

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i don't it must be rough to
be a lady in the world where all

[howard]: these

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: creeps

[franklin]: what i was

[howard]: are

[franklin]: saying

[howard]: drawn pictures of you

[franklin]: that's what i'm

[howard]: a

[franklin]: saying dude

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like being a

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: lady

[howard]: that's why have so much respect for
jennifer walters

[franklin]: that's why i ave so much respect
for she hawk

[howard]: yeah and that's one thing we can
both agree on

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that's for sure

[howard]: um all right

[franklin]: right

[howard]: we've got

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: this mason he says you've got unlimited
budget for a halloween costume what you're dressing

[franklin]: shit

[howard]: as

[franklin]: i never thought of that though

[howard]: unlimited budget

[franklin]: that's crazy

[howard]: yeah like i mean

[franklin]: a lot of money

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: of

[howard]: unlimited money

[franklin]: i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: don't know he scream

[howard]: we

[franklin]: villain

[howard]: oh yeah that's pretty good man i
think i dress up

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: as m and m m

[franklin]: so like

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: bleached hair

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like tank top in june

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah that's pretty good

[howard]: yeah it's pretty cool and

[franklin]: you

[howard]: think

[franklin]: think

[howard]: of all

[franklin]: you

[howard]: the

[franklin]: could

[howard]: money

[franklin]: have

[howard]: i'd have left over

[franklin]: you think you

[howard]: my

[franklin]: could have you think you could ave
you could look enough like him to be

[franklin]: part of his v m a thing
when he was

[howard]: oh well

[franklin]: that

[howard]: the

[franklin]: army

[howard]: real slim shady please stand up

[franklin]: yeah when we had that all the
city of new york

[howard]: yeah i think i could probably pull
that off

[franklin]: adam devine says he was one of
those guys i don't know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: if i believe him

[howard]: i'd wonder if it was

[franklin]: i don't know maybe i made that
up

[howard]: it sounds like something he'd say

[franklin]: it sounds like something he'd want but
he never did

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that guy needs to do is stop
cheating on his wife

[howard]: yeah those text messages made me sick

[franklin]: those facebook messages man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: avery posted a photo of that little
bird afterwards green bird on facebook

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: snickers

[howard]: man i love that little green face

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: book

[franklin]: all that's my

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: last memory of facebook is the green
bird facebooksticker waving it

[howard]: i i checked out facebook the other
day

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: how you

[howard]: saw

[franklin]: like it

[howard]: i saw a good good man that
we used to talk to a lot was

[howard]: still

[franklin]: it's good

[howard]: hanging on on there

[franklin]: that's good

[howard]: yeah all right o ant to get
one of these other questions here

[franklin]: sure so who this is for mason
reloaded again

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah who other

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: than the undertaker is the worst smelling
fictional character

[howard]: oh it's an interesting question

[franklin]: c m punk i know smells bad
but it's not a fictional character he's a

[franklin]: real

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: life jerk

[howard]: he's a real man

[franklin]: who is somebody you see and you
just

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know they smell bad

[howard]: let me think about

[franklin]: i

[howard]: that

[franklin]: was thinking of what's tantoss friend

[howard]: the ebony mar

[franklin]: ebony mar

[howard]: yeah like it probably doesn't smell

[franklin]: i

[howard]: a

[franklin]: don't

[howard]: treat

[franklin]: think he smells good now

[howard]: what about door mamma

[franklin]: it's just like earth that's like space
the smell of

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: space like

[howard]: what about zombi version of dr strange

[franklin]: that's a sound that just sounds like
maybe smells like you know

[howard]: like rotting

[franklin]: something rotting but it's not like b
o

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like a bad

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: smell

[howard]: i know who my answer is in
mad max

[franklin]: oh at

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the whole everybody there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: oh yeah probably morton joe

[franklin]: whoever kept spraying the silver stuff in
their mouth

[howard]: yeah that was morton joe was like

[franklin]: there

[howard]: i

[franklin]: you

[howard]: sprayed

[franklin]: go

[howard]: it

[franklin]: where

[howard]: like

[franklin]: did he come from where do you
go

[howard]: oh man i'm frank i'm so sorry
about the sound board you're off

[franklin]: oh don't feel awful man

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i think it's it's riverside's fault for
not being consistent you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: because it shouldn't be that if it
just goes inactive long enough it just stops

[franklin]: but i knew i forgot to reiterate
that to you that

[howard]: and i forgot to remember

[franklin]: it's okay i mean you know i
didn't

[howard]: oh jees

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: what have we become

[franklin]: yeah well none the less where can
they find us

[howard]: franklin well you can get on with
our patroon patroon dot com slash uncle to

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: uncle we got all sorts of exclusive

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: content there videoswhere

[franklin]: eh

[howard]: an we got episodes we got a
blog i don't know i'll be on patriot

[howard]: but just pretend it is you can
get in that discord we got stickers to

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[howard]: subscribe to us and if you did
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[franklin]: yeah please

[howard]: oh

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[howard]: h oh

[franklin]: our patrons got wrestling matches limitless recapswher
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[howard]: oh

[franklin]: the only place where you can get
access to our discord if you want it

[franklin]: and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there's going to be live streams coming
and the only place you can get the

[franklin]: link for the life stream is by
being a discord member so we're going to

[franklin]: announce

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the life stream coming very very soon
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[howard]: yeah

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at link is from being a discord member

[howard]: yeah so don't miss out because

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: you only live once

[franklin]: that's right and i guess since

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you broke the sand board you could
do the send off

[howard]: yeah well thanks for listening everybody and
if you get high guess where you're going

[howard]: to go to

[franklin]: sorry

[howard]: hell

[franklin]: yeah