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It's Wednesday,
hump day here with Lunch with the
Clydesdales.
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It's lunch time!
What is going on, everybody?
It's time for lunch,
as everybody in the chat is saying.
Joseph Ramirez is asking,
what is for lunch?
From what everything I've heard on the
internet is that Joseph is the cook of
cooks.
And if I want to eat good food,
I should get Joseph to cook for me,
not cook for Joseph.
I guess it depends on what you want.
True.
Oh, yeah.
You brag about the gumbo.
Everybody would starve at my house if my
wife was in charge of cooking.
And she'll be the first person to tell
you that.
Not long after we got together,
she told my mama.
I say not long.
Probably about a year after we got
together.
Jennifer told my mom.
She was like,
we would starve if he would leave.
She used to,
when it was just her and Brody...
She had all the kids nights figured out
at the various restaurants.
So like kids eat free on Tuesday night
at this place,
kids eat free at Wednesday night on this
place and whatnot.
And like,
they would go from place to place.
The first time I ever went to our
house and looked at her refrigerator,
I laughed out loud because I was like,
it looked like a dorm room refrigerator.
Like it was like two bottles of mustard.
like a half a gallon of milk and
not much else.
So yeah,
I do all the cooking around the house.
Meg says,
I'm amazed my kids aren't starving because
I can't decide what's for dinner.
That's like a,
I don't want to say a woman thing,
but my wife,
it doesn't matter if we're eating in or
eating out.
I don't think she's ever picked what's for
dinner or where we're going to dinner.
our twenty nine years of marriage my
wife's easy easy easy when it comes to
that um we just go to the mexican
joint she's good i'll say where do you
want to go to dinner well chinese sounds
good mexican sounds good maybe some
chicken or beef
Well, that narrows it right down.
Oh, chicken or beef.
Okay.
Or pork as well.
Five thousand restaurants in Columbus that
those criteria meet.
I have the hardest time figuring out
picking or figuring out dinner.
There's also a pho place right there by
the house.
And every once in a while,
she decides she'll want that.
But for the most part,
you cannot go wrong bringing my wife to
a Mexican restaurant.
She is down.
My wife loves Mexican,
but she also loves Chinese.
And she also loves beef and chicken.
So what the foe?
I love foe.
I can eat foe nine times out of
ten, like seven days a week.
However, like Mark Phillips says,
to make it easy,
I just eat the same thing every day.
The last three weeks,
it's been chicken thighs, rice,
and I take some zucchini,
cut it up into pieces, season it,
throw it under the broiler,
get it kind of brown,
and that's my vegetables.
Easy.
That's my during the day.
See, that works for me.
It does not work for her.
Yeah, no,
it didn't work for Jeffrey either.
Like, I'm tired of eating chicken.
And I'm like, okay, well,
there's ground beef in there too.
I don't want that.
I don't know what to tell you.
Go get some frozen shrimp,
cook them to order like you want.
I'm not, like, this is what I made.
You saw me when I made it.
Like, you were there.
It's not like it's a secret.
There's a pot of rice in my refrigerator
that is full of cooked rice at all
times.
When it runs out,
we make a new pot,
and it goes back in there.
It's simple.
I do simple.
I asked my wife the other day what
she wanted for dinner, and she goes,
I'm just tired of chicken.
I thought back, and I'm like,
we have not had chicken in like five
days.
And you're tired of chicken.
She's tired of not having chicken.
oh my goodness speaking of drawing john
george we'll get to that i do one
hundred percent of the cooking at my house
nothing angers me more than also having to
decide what to cook if it were just
me i'd eat chicken and beef in a
pan with a little rice that's it i
do love vegetables and i like all kinds
of vegetables so like chicken vegetables
and rice i'm good yeah that's easy dude
like that's
literally what i eat every day there's
ground beef cooked in my refrigerator
there's chicken cooked in my refrigerator
there's rice cooked and there's vegetables
cooked and i will when i get right
now since i'm only doing one train session
today when i get home i will take
the rice take the zucchini cut it up
into small pieces and the ground beef put
it in a pan to heat it all
up into where you know it'll get a
little extra crispy almost like a little
stir-fry type deal and eat it like other
than that it just goes in the microwave
Joseph is cooking in California.
If you want to find us for dinner
tacos for days, I'm there.
I do want to address this.
Yes.
So Vicki says she's almost late.
However,
she knows that every day at twelve
fifteen,
I do a show and she chose to
get into an argument argument with me at
like twelve oh five.
not the best time for that so not
only was she almost late there almost
wasn't a show at twelve fifteen yeah it's
weird when i get i get in here
and scott's not here yet and it's like
five minutes till i'm like things are
happening and then i had to just win
the argument super fast
yeah so i could get down here in
time for the show because i'm here for
you guys so i had to i had
to whoop up on vicky in like five
minutes win the argument and then get down
here love it um so yeah speaking of
my wife if you have not seen it
yet um my wife did interviews at the
syndicate crown
Again,
she does not know anything about CrossFit.
Nothing.
Nothing.
It went up for members yesterday.
It will be up for everybody today at
three.
I'm going to tell you right now,
if you're not a member,
it's worth becoming a member right now to
not have to wait till three o'clock this
afternoon.
If you have not seen it,
You need to see it.
You need to watch it.
Oh my word.
I have not.
It's what?
Seven minutes long.
Yeah.
If yeah.
Seven and a half minutes, seven,
seven and a half minutes long.
And it will warm your heart and you
will chuckle through the entire thing
because it is fan tastic.
No script.
She legitimately just asked whatever
question was on her mind at the time.
Sometimes her face was in it.
Sometimes half her face was in it.
Sometimes half her hand is in it.
Looks a lot like this.
Yeah, she is...
She's not a camera person expert by any
stretch.
And that's the best part about the video.
Yes, it is top-notch entertainment.
It's outstanding.
Yeah, I...
And the cool thing is, like,
my wife does not go to events with
me generally, right?
She's not into CrossFit.
She's not.
I think I found a niche for her
that she wants to, like, do more of.
Like, for a week, she's been like,
when's my video going up?
My fans are asking when the video is
coming out.
Julie, you have fans.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
And now she's like,
do you think I could do more?
I'm like, we could do this every day,
like a seven- to eight-minute video every
single day, and people would watch it.
Really?
Yeah, just you hanging out in the crowd,
talking to random people.
Yeah,
most of them are family members of
athletes.
There is one group that are just fans.
What I'm getting at is that there's no
rhyme or reason behind it.
Because she doesn't know.
Because she just talked to whoever.
That was my favorite part.
It's just, there's no direction.
There's no, oh,
let's talk to this person because of this.
No, no, no, no.
Whoever is going to talk to me,
that's who I'm talking to.
And I'm just going to ask them a
couple of questions.
I might be in the camera.
I might not be in the camera.
Maybe my hand's in the camera.
Who cares?
Doesn't matter.
It's the most wholesome, funny, well done,
like all the things I do.
I legitimately laughed out loud yesterday
watching it.
It was fantastic.
Speaking of Mrs. Clydesdale,
this one's for her and her behind the
scenes at Syndicate.
Go get some chicken.
She's tired of chicken.
And Mark Phillips, the man,
five of you can go watch My Wife
Now.
Please do.
Because he's gifted five memberships.
Like and subscribe here.
Let us finish our show,
then go watch her.
Let us finish the show,
and then go spend seven and a half
minutes watching that.
I'm telling you.
It's awesome.
And I hope this is the trigger that
gets her out to do more of these
things.
Yeah.
Because...
I don't want to spoil anything, right?
The funny questions came at the end of
the weekend as she was gaining her own
confidence.
And now that she has that,
I want more of those questions.
Absolutely.
More unhinged, just completely random.
Dude, it was so good.
I don't want to spoil anything.
Go watch it.
Fingers blocking the lens was the best
kind of beginning.
Well, and even with like Austin's brother,
it's like, I think this is take two.
I think the camera's on.
It's hard to be.
After she filmed her foot for five
seconds.
Oh, so good, dude.
So good.
Meg says she sounds like a blast to
hang out with.
Been hanging out with her for twenty nine
plus years.
There's a reason I picked her.
Yeah.
Good job.
So anyway, if you haven't seen it,
it will be,
if you were one of the lucky people
that got one of Mark's five memberships,
go watch it after the show.
If you're not,
it'll be out at three o'clock this
afternoon, Eastern time.
Worse than seven and a half minutes.
Yes.
Yes.
Ron uncut was the best.
Yeah.
So I did the edit on it,
just so you know.
As you could tell from her camera work,
technology is not always her friend.
Not necessarily her strong suit.
So I added those glitches,
like a TV kind of glitching in there,
because the rough cut.
And then I added video of some of
the action on the floor,
just to get you from one interview to
the next.
Yes.
But yeah, she is.
When she started doing it,
she was sending me the videos while I'm
in the media pit.
I would come up and she'd go,
did you watch it yet?
Did you watch it yet?
I can't even hear my own self-talk down
there.
No, sweetheart, I haven't.
I'm going to need you to relax.
But let me go to the media room
and I'll hold it up to my ear.
And then I was like, oh my gosh,
this is awesome.
Only the best interviews for a Clydesdale
media channel.
And that she thinks she's a reporter.
And now back to the Clydesdale media
station.
Yeah.
And the greatest,
she doesn't watch any content,
so she doesn't know how anything is done
in the space.
She just was doing it.
No, she's just, it's,
you gave an eight-year-old a camera and
told him to go talk to people, basically,
and go ask them questions about what was
going on.
My dad's really strong.
Is your dad strong?
Like, that's the kind of stuff, like,
love it, dude.
Yes, Mrs. Clydesdale, that was the best.
She asks one of the fathers what their
son's worst movement is.
And you get a total, like, smackdown.
Like,
what do you think is his best movement?
And he's like, he said what it was,
and then she just hits him with it.
What do you think is his worst movement?
And they're like, oh.
And they let it fly.
It's just awesome.
It's fantastic.
Um...
Props to her for just going for it.
I'm telling you, Meredith,
the more she did,
the more confident she got.
And, and honestly,
Austin's brother was a take two.
And you can kind of hear that because
she forgot to hit record on the first
one.
And then she like,
she went over to him and go,
I'm sorry, I forgot to hit record.
Can we do it one more time?
Proud of her.
That's not easy going up to people like
that.
Especially when she got Haley Adams'
grandparents saying,
we're not allowed to talk to media.
And my wife being like, wait, I'm media?
Yeah, for real.
Hold up.
I didn't realize I was media.
Sorry.
Anyway.
Are we going to talk about Ben Smith
rocking semifinal snatch workout,
not even going to the games?
And he is still awesome.
dude is crossfitter for life man i didn't
see it i've been in meetings this morning
so i'll have to go check that out
so remember to say i was saying yesterday
how it was going to be quick it's
going to be fast like people are going
to fly through it i think he did
it in four thirty five hexy lover uh
i truly am not giving spoilers away no
i am just i am just pumping her
up because she is awesome yeah
um i am not that i have not
said any of the other than one question
i have not said anything it is still
worth your time yeah and ben was uh
blasting creed you know what's funny is i
lived in tallahassee for four years when
creed was coming up um and they were
they would play beach parties for free
well yeah trying to get everybody out
i became this like i still am a
huge creed fan right and then everybody
just started bashing them and it was like
hey those are my little brothers like i
watched them at bullwinkle's bar down on
tallahassee street right right what do you
i don't think it's so much the band
as it was scott stapp in particular
Yeah, but he is the band.
I understand.
But he completely dove off the deep end
there for a little while.
Sure.
But he's humbled now,
and he still sings good.
Yeah.
I'm not mad at him.
I would be blasting Creed and doing that
snatch workout.
Absolutely.
I would be in for that.
Uh,
Jacob says he embodies the authenticity
lacking in modern athletes that
excessively gamify fitness racing.
I think that's a big generality.
I think there are a lot of athletes
that game it,
and there are some that just,
they just do it.
To be fair,
that is a workout built for Ben Smith
or a Ben Smith type of workout.
Is that all we're going to do is
some snatching and a little bit of shuttle
running?
Cool.
Let's go.
that dude is incredibly strong and he
learned how to snatch in front of a
refrigerator.
I mean,
that he now has a fat head off
in his actual at Krypton,
which is outstanding in and of itself.
How is he able to play?
I'm assuming the Creed song on it from
YouTube.
Oh, you can play it.
Yeah.
You just can't monetize it.
Yeah.
It's probably not monetized.
Every, I say every,
the vast majority of my videos that have
music in them that are on YouTube from
qualifiers or whatnot,
I get notifications from saying that in
this area, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, because of licensing, right?
So whatnot,
but I can still go play it,
listen to it and just fine.
It's not a big deal.
Also spent a lot of time at Bullwinkle's.
That place is special.
Still the same.
It smells the day it did twenty five
years ago.
Bullwinkle's is awesome.
That is a real bar.
So there used to be a we used
to have a Bullwinkle's in Thibodeau.
Not the same people, obviously,
but that's where I and that was in
Thibodeau.
nineteen ninety five through good lord it
was still boy well it goes probably up
until the two thousands early two thousand
something like that so in tallahassee the
competition was for who had the coolest
deck right yeah bullwinkle's had a big
deck on the back bands would play back
there lots of room to to kind of
hang out and and so there was this
competition between all the bars in their
deck
And then it was,
who has the biggest deck?
We have the biggest deck.
No, no, we have the biggest deck.
Come see the biggest deck in Tallahassee.
Come check out the biggest deck in
Tallahassee.
And all of the bars were competing and
using that as part of their advertising.
Yeah, why wouldn't you?
Yeah.
And, of course, the double entendre.
Come on,
would you want anything else than the
biggest deck?
Yeah.
Size does matter.
Size, a hundred percent,
does matter when it comes to the deck.
It's fantastic.
Yeah.
I would be really impressed, John George,
if you went to Port Paul's.
Because that was a hole.
LMAO Classic loved it.
Yeah, they...
I didn't know, John,
you hung out in Tallahassee, man.
That's awesome.
So, yeah,
I forgot anything that we're going to talk
about today.
It's fine.
Are you kidding?
A thousand times.
That's where you went to play darts, man.
And it was a hole in the wall.
It finally closed.
I went to school there.
You went to school at the bar or
at the... Florida State or FAMU?
Yeah.
All right.
So anyway, uh, twenty events, man.
I'm here for it.
I am one hundred percent here for it.
Uh,
decks on your mind made you lose track,
of course.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
uh i'm here for twenty twenty for twenty
let's go let's go the the i'm sure
they're gonna make another documentary and
they need to call it twenty for twenty
and have a play on the have a
play on the espn uh espn thing two
thousand twenty six crossfit games uh
documentary twenty for twenty
I like it.
You should get out there and trademark
that now.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
Let it be known.
I just said it.
Ian talking to you.
I love the idea.
I love the concept.
I love that.
They're saying now four days.
Yeah.
Three day games sucked.
A hundred percent.
I do not like three day games whatsoever.
The most events ever to games was fifteen.
Yep.
So we're
We're five events past that.
That's a whole day past that.
Yeah.
Right.
What was it?
The hardest day in CrossFit Games history.
What was that?
The twenty eighteen when they had the
marathon row and the bike race and they
ended with the marathon row.
They were backwards from there.
The total,
like all the things in one day.
Right.
That was what, six events?
I don't remember the number.
To have it in four days and have
twenty events,
you're going to have to average.
Let's do some math.
Five events a day,
which FYI is a lot.
Right.
Yep.
So they always talk about their games
being a competition of who can recover the
best.
This is going to push that to another
degree.
Who really can recover the best?
It's a lot of points is going to
be on the table.
It goes back to the days where Sunday
is going to matter.
I mean,
Sunday Rich is why he beat Matt in
twenty fourteen.
Yep.
Because he still had juice in the tank.
Matt had none.
Matt had none.
Yep.
That's why Ben beat him in fifteen.
And then it's that's why Matt changed his
nutrition and everything so that he could
keep the juice all weekend.
Well, by changing nutrition,
he actually started paying attention to
his nutrition because he just said he
would just eat whatever,
if anything at all.
Yeah, he just ran out of freaking gas.
And he'll also tell you it's the best
thing that ever happened to him,
but that's why he ruined five in a
row after that.
Trent wants to know,
do you agree that there will be ten
fifty-point events, combine style,
like they said on Savant?
I don't think so.
I don't think so, dude.
That's a whole day that you're just doing
that.
It's too far away from...
Why would you go that far away from
what the Games has been to celebrate the
twentieth anniversary of the Games?
Correct.
If you're going to do...
Will there be a couple fifty-point events?
Sure.
Sure.
yeah and it'll probably be like a point
a point uh uh part a part part
b type stuff like ringer one and ringer
two yeah i haven't dove that far into
my thought process on that but i just
think that if you're gonna if you're gonna
try to cram that many events in you're
going to have to do something like that
well i think if you do too many
of those it skews it too much as
well
I don't think I can see it once
or twice, but not.
No, not a ton.
No, not all weekend.
But I think you're going to have to
have some stuff that's going to be just
be able to fit everything in.
Because I mean, four days is a lot.
And whether they want to admit it or
not, we're going off site.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I know what's said.
One new implement.
Yep.
One amped up hero or named workout.
Okay.
Several out of the venue.
Several out of the venue.
If we're talking about one amped up
whatever, are we doing Murph again?
Again, so if you're doing twenty events,
can you do Murph?
Murph's thirty minutes long.
Why not?
For most of these guys, Murph is thirty,
thirty five minutes long.
Because depending on the weather,
the heat, Murph took casualties.
Sure.
Both times they did it.
Right.
And it was and those were in the
beginning of the week.
Yeah, but if if if you're doing the.
the cindy part of murph inside the
building and all you're doing is running
outside for you for your two miles right
running outside come back in the building
doing all the things on the floor then
now you're inside of an air conditioned
event event space and you're just running
a mile outside even if it's however hot
it gets up there sorry i'm from south
louisiana i just don't understand um then
i think it becomes a lot more viable
at that point
Because here's my thing.
If you're going to add in something else
like that to the games,
what else are you adding besides that
that's going to have that kind of
spectacle or that kind of meaningfulness
to it?
Does that make sense?
Like, okay, yeah,
we did – they introduced –
or I guess the ones that we've done,
right?
Naughty Nancy, Jackie Pro,
stuff like that.
All right, cool.
Those are girl workouts.
Those are amped up, you know,
games level girl workouts.
But Murph is different.
It's a whole other animal.
And if you're going to try to make
it part of the,
or you're going to try to make the,
the twenty mean something and do something
like that,
I don't know.
I think it's viable.
If I were betting,
I would say it's not going to be
Murph.
But that doesn't mean I don't think it's
a possibility.
I think the odds are it's not.
They're doing something on Barack Obama.
Well,
that's where the vendor village is
supposed to be, right?
I don't know how you're going to do
that and an event out there, but...
People are just naming tons of different
named workouts.
The possibilities are endless.
Judy, this will never,
ever happen as long as Dave is
programming.
I am telling you.
That's rage bait.
And I'm going to need you to stop,
Judy Reed.
I will tell Doug on you.
Dave won't even utter the High Rocks name.
No.
not even a little bit and as far
as the the the tin whatever people were
talking about in the combined scores or
whatever if you're going to do that you
just soon go do the uh what is
it the xenon thing because that's ten
events in two days which they're also not
going to do fyi
There's just not going to be that many
half point scores.
I just,
I'm one hundred percent agree with you on
that.
Just not going to happen.
There's going to be a shit ton of
points available,
which I think is also going to be
a good thing because now we've got broad
time and modal domains and
Over twenty scored events,
which is going to make it especially with
as wide open as the field is now
on both the men's and the women's side
is going to give a lot more people
a lot more chance to get some points
on the board and could potentially make
for some better races and some better
stories over the weekend.
I'm excited.
He'd rather use running as a modality in
more meaningful ways.
I agree with that.
Hundred percent.
Hundred percent.
And I mean,
there are rumors out there that Dave has
a stake in Xenon.
Really?
There are rumors.
I don't know that they are true.
Okay.
And so Xenon would be the biggest
competitor to High Rocks other than
CrossFit.
And if that is a true rumor,
and I don't know that it is,
just heard it,
that there's no way he's doing a High
Rocks anything.
No.
There's no reason he's doing high rocks or
anything anyway.
I think he looks at that and scoffs
at it and is like, yes,
that is a CrossFit workout,
but we actually have standards.
End of story.
I think that's about as far as it
ever gets through Dave's brain as far as
that's concerned.
Oh, go ahead.
I do think we're going to get things
like a sprint.
Or like the sprint obstacle or things like
that.
But maybe eliminate the bracket style
because that would just take too much
time.
Correct.
Like a forty yard dash only takes five
seconds.
Right?
Yeah.
And it brings back stuff like that.
I think we're going to see like an
obstacle course.
Dude, that's so much fun to watch.
That's engaging.
Watching them go.
I mean, I hate saying it.
Fair point.
I hate saying this because it sounds
cruel,
but watching Pat and Matt fall off of
the cargo net was engaging and
entertaining to see.
It just was,
because it's added drama to the entire
weekend.
Watching people drag Rescue Randy down the
field and in back was engaging.
It was fun to watch.
How are people going to handle that?
I would love to see another obstacle
course.
And it tests all of the things.
You've got running.
You've got body weight stuff you have to
do.
So it's endurance.
You have to think on your feet and
be able to figure out the best way
to get across all these things.
I love the obstacle course as a thing.
The sprint O course was also fun to
watch,
but I agree with you that you're not
going to be able to do it bracket
style.
You just won't.
It's just going to take too much time.
Yeah, Scott,
let's have ten athletes pull a hammy in
day one doing sprints.
If they pull a hammy doing sprints on
day one,
then they do not deserve to be at
the games, period.
If they're not training sprinting.
We've had sprints at the games.
Yeah.
Several times.
Several times.
What can't this guy do?
Apparently... We had zigzag sprint.
We had O sprint.
We had...
Did Dan Bailey catch the sunglasses
sprint?
Oh, my God.
Over the hurdles.
Yeah.
Over the hurdles.
God, that was so good.
Apparently,
the one thing Matt couldn't do was
actually beat Heber carrying a – no,
excuse me.
Was it Heber or was it Morris?
It was Morris.
Yeah, Morris carrying a gimbal.
Every once in a while, whenever I'm sad,
I just go watch that video again because
it brings me joy just watching that
happen.
Shanna can't run fast enough to pull a
hammy.
I'm going to find out when we get
to monster games.
I am excited.
I hope there's a sprint.
That stuff's fun to watch as well.
But that's another one that.
when they did those those sprints they did
it in it was bracket style it was
heats right and you go in and you
go again and you go again and you
again until you kind of knock everybody
down so unless there's a field wide enough
to where you can only narrow it you
know you're gonna it's gonna have to be
done quickly i guess is what i'm getting
so let's go back to the dan bailey
catch the sunglasses sprint right that was
there were hurdles there were zigzags
there were different things in that
It wasn't bracket style,
but it was a two-fifty-point event.
You ran it one way,
and then you got like a minute rest,
and you had to run it back the
other direction.
Yep.
And I think those are things that you'll
see.
I hope so.
Yeah, clock.
Truth.
They should all be able to sprint.
They should all be able to sprint.
I think if this does anything,
like we're just getting out of the
isolated training mentality of these are
the only things that can happen at the
games,
and this is all I'm going to train.
Yeah.
Now that there are twenty events,
and yeah, maybe some are fifty,
maybe some are short.
Doesn't matter.
You've got to start training at all.
Everybody's saying,
are we going to swim again?
I don't know.
It's good that those questions are coming
back to what is going to be placed
in front of us.
And you can't just train the same old
shit over and over again.
You've got to have your eyes on everything
that's possible.
You need to be J.R.
looking at Rogue's website and going, hmm.
nobody's nobody's ever seen one of these
in a competition before i disagree with
you avera i don't think ricky wins the
sprint events uh ricky is a great runner
i don't think he's a great sprinter well
he's probably a very good sprinter and
he'll probably be up toward the top he's
probably quicker than i am right but but
i don't think he automatically wins
sprints no i wouldn't even know who to
put money on for a sprint be completely
honest with you you know why we haven't
tested it
In quite some time.
Spin says make them run down the hill
instead.
Jesus, man.
But could you see them run up the
hill and then turn around?
Now you got to run down?
Now you got to run back down?
Just like the cheese roll?
Or do the whole, whenever they,
Matt just told him, all right,
turn around and go back.
Dude, that was crazy.
Have you seen that thing like in
Switzerland where they roll the cheese and
everybody runs down the hill after it?
that is carnage that is more carnage than
murph oh lord yeah well that's because
people were actually falling and enough
rolling down the hill when just limbs
flying all over the place yeah i don't
think i mean i like where your head
that's been yep oh uh wow so many
comments a lot you guys are blowing it
up um
Come on.
Judy is just stirring the pot today.
Play Chubby Bunny with marshmallows.
I don't even know what that is.
You stuff a marshmallow in your mouth,
you have to say Chubby Bunny.
Then you put another one in.
That's a point event right there.
You know who'd win that?
Jason Hopper.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Um...
one thing that kipping said was hold your
breath for time never gonna happen no no
no i do like oh god that's cut
they're coming in quick hold on don't go
there joust you guys are silly now this
one fifty yard sprints every thirty
seconds last place out each round last man
standing
take too much time but i do like
the concept so just i mean it's like
running suicides at basketball practice
everybody's in until you're out or like
the beep test but i guess it's only
yeah boom done boom but the winner has
done way more work than the last place
that's probably the biggest part the
biggest problem with that but i do like
that wing i like that idea
um judy just got done coaching four
back-to-back kids classes ages three to
ten yeah then i'd be stirring the pot
too yeah judy needs a drink and needs
a drink one hundred percent one hundred
percent wonderful twitch fest jesus shanna
shana's truly trying to kill people yeah
good night um
So anyway, that came out.
And again, Hobart said one new implement,
one amped up hero named workout,
several outside the venue.
I hope we get all that.
I hope we get all that.
I think he has some inside knowledge.
Really?
You think James Hobart has some inside
knowledge?
I wonder where you get that idea from.
He's only been with the companies for,
I don't know, most of his adult life.
Maybe all of his adult life.
Could you make event one of the event
one,
the three wads of the two thousand seven
games back to back to back?
They did that in sixteen, seventeen.
No, not sixteen.
Sixteen.
Yeah, it was a ten year anniversary.
Oh, yeah.
Two thousand seven to twenty sixteen.
Yeah, because they did.
And they prize them with a plane ride
to.
yeah when they did the trail run and
uh yeah that's deadlift deadlift ladder
because that's when sam dancer said i just
ran seven k i'm warm yep oh i'm
excited i really am i think that's i
think this is gonna be
Yeah,
I hope it's it's a it's a good
a good event.
The one thing I don't think will ever
happen again,
as much as people ask for it as
the hopper.
It's just too unpredictable to go with the
rest of the events,
especially when you're programming.
It's one thing if you're doing it at
a local competition where you can,
you got a couple movements in there with
a couple of things and you can just
pull some stuff out right quick, like,
and then quickly set it up and know
what you're fixing to judge and whatnot.
But like,
there is too much planning in there,
but then come out and pull out the
original hop and be like, all right,
we got all these movements in here.
And one of them is going to have
a number of reps game.
Like it's no, not at the games.
Not going to happen.
Maybe like on a one-off thing,
you bring the boys interrupted to the
ranch and pull out the hopper and be
like, we're going to do a hopper workout.
I'm just going to pull these three things
out.
That's one thing.
Not at the games.
Not going to happen.
Yeah,
it's going to be interesting to see how
the release of the events is going to
go this year too.
Are they going to let people know ahead
of time at all?
Are they going to do an all-surprise?
Are they going to run across the new
implement at the games and not before
then?
i don't know like that's a lot and
look dude we are not far from it
like forty five days i think forty four
forty five days something on those lines
yeah it's the end of july yeah and
we're almost mid-june not far yeah not far
at all so yeah i am curious to
see if the next couple weeks we get
like something
you know, Hey, this is the new movement,
figure it out.
Or if they're just going to wait till
they get on the floor and be like,
Hey, here's a new movement.
Good luck.
Ralph's been practicing this for the last
six months.
I hope you guys can figure it out.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I do like the marketing of like bringing
some of the stuff out and maybe not
full event details,
but like just teasing some stuff.
Yeah.
Whether it's like mayhem kind of did where
they put out a list of like five
hundred events and it's going to be like
six of these.
Here's here's five hundred.
Here's a page with five hundred various
workouts that could possibly be doing.
You're going to do several of these.
Good luck.
Yep.
Or like they used to,
or Dave used to do, you know,
do his little,
get on his little Instagram.
The first,
the first workout of the CrossFit,
of the two, twenty,
twenty-six CrossFit games is whatever.
Atalanta.
R.I.P.
to Haley's everything.
Yeah.
That girl has bled more than any other
athlete on the floor.
A hundred percent.
And it's not even close.
Dirt.
yeah and it's not that ruck sack back
that she got plus the atalanta hands dude
that was bad yeah real bad i think
i saw like a clip of her recently
like the scars are still on her back
from that rucksack yeah so all right well
Again, I have some other...
I just want to say to Joseph,
with friends like the Glintons and Jenny,
you don't need enemies, man.
The picture of you on the gnome on
the shelf,
and they took away the iconic goatee
braid.
So, yep.
It's a love-hate relationship.
They love to hate on him.
And he loves the attention, so it's fine.
But with that, man,
I'm going to get back to work.
Time for you knuckleheads to get back as
well.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Tomorrow I have a one o'clock meeting.
So it will be,
maybe I'll jump on at twelve ten.
We'll give it an extra five minutes just
in case.
But we'll be back tomorrow to talk about
all things CrossFit.
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