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Little did I know that a twenty five
year old Corey Leonard wished he would
never grow again.
So when that lunch bell ring, yeah,
you know what to do.
Hit play, stay strong,
let the ball carry you.
Clydesdale Cowboy, yeah, we stay on track.
Midday Kings of the mic, yeah,
we always come back.
Lunch with the Clydesdales.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time you press
call.
Lunch with the Pliesdale.
Cowboy bring the heat.
Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
High-fiber hustle, yeah,
we building that brand.
Grab a plate, tune in now,
you part of the fam.
It's lunch time.
It's beautiful.
Happy Friday.
It's so beautiful.
It is definitely Friday all day from the
morning all the way until tonight.
Yeah, and we talk about CrossFit music.
Music.
According to the Clydesdale singers.
We should really limit their alcohol
budget.
We really should.
During sessions,
like they can do whatever they want off
time, but like when they're on,
they're supposed to be on because the
slurring just kind of gets to me.
Uh, just Ramirez again,
associating food with every day of the
week is pizza Friday.
I mean, I ain't mad at pizza Friday.
Hey, you do you.
Yeah.
I mean, look,
I haven't eaten pizza is one of those
things.
Like even when it's bad, it's still pizza.
Yeah.
We, we talked about this.
It's yeah.
It's like sex when it's good.
It's really good.
And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Still pretty good.
Yeah.
Yep.
You know, the Clydesdale Singers,
I'm beginning to think we hired them out
of Penn State.
They would be a lot more hyperactive at
this point, I would think, anyway.
So I sent a thing to Vicky,
producer extraordinaire.
These people have come up with or rated
the best memes or the best sayings or
nicknames for the contingent at Penn State
who were selling cocaine out of their frat
house and forcing pledges to bag and cut
the cocaine.
I think they cut it before they bag
it, but yeah, I know what you're saying.
And, of course,
the big one and the most famous one
is Pablo Pledgescobar.
Pablo Pledgescobar, which is hard to say,
is outstanding.
He looks like Miguel.
What's that?
You cut out just for a second.
The dude looks like McLovin.
He does.
So much like McLovin.
One of the other ones,
and you don't have to pull it up,
Vicky.
The ones I want to talk about,
I can remember.
And then the other popular one is Snow
Paterno.
I do like Snow Paterno.
Snow Paterno rolls off the tongue.
There is one out there,
the eight one four snow plow club.
Yeah,
so the ringleader is the guy in the
middle and the top.
And he looks so much like McLovin.
If he put glasses on,
he would look like McLovin.
And that's really it.
That's really it.
He just needs glasses.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Yep.
There's McLovin.
Penn State has had an increase in
applicants in the last forty eight hours.
I tell you what,
it gives a brand new meaning to the
whiteout game.
Exactly.
So if you could skip ahead a few,
there's a couple duds in here to me.
You have the mighty Old Main Powder
Rangers.
The Department of Agriculture.
oh uh magna coke coke blauda yeah i
didn't like that one either but the eight
one four snow plow um i love the
picture of the snow plow with the chains
on the tires that's fantastic and mclovin
in the front seat this one killed me
the happy valley ski club
That's good.
The best one is the,
because Penn State is known for their ice
cream,
homemade ice cream made from the cows they
raise there because it is an agricultural
school.
The Creamery Cartel.
The name of the shop you can buy
the ice cream in is called the Creamery.
People travel from out of state to get
this stuff and to call it the Creamery
Cartel.
That one, I want a shirt made.
That's nice.
And line bagger you.
I mean, yeah,
I'm not mad at that one.
Well,
Penn State is known as linebacker you.
So linebacker you really, it's the.
Yeah, I like this from Ortega.
Someone said from Penn State to the state
pit.
There you go.
That's good stuff right there.
Penn State is my favorite football team.
I went a ton of times when I
was a kid.
My uncle graduated there, was a proud,
proud Penn State alum.
And I've been a Penn State fan my
entire life.
So I am proud.
I am proud.
And I know my boy Joseph is a
Penn State fan as well.
No paterno.
No paterno.
Man.
Yeah,
the whiteout shirts have a whole new
meaning now.
It's the whiteout game.
Oh, is it?
It is.
They travel out of state because it's got
a little extra.
Yeah, apparently,
maybe the creamery does add a little
extra.
That's why it's so popular.
That's a good point, Trey.
See,
that's a police officer thinking things
through.
A hundred percent.
She's got it together.
She's definitely got it together.
Yeah.
Good night.
There's people saying dude is going to
prison for a hundred grams.
Get those numbers up.
For real.
I mean,
you're going to go big or go home.
I think is what Ortega is getting across.
Talking about on the radio yesterday or
day before, whenever I heard about it,
and they were saying that like,
Like,
every stupid thing you could imagine to do
if you were planning on selling drugs,
they were doing.
Like, making pledges, cut and bag it.
Taking PayPal and freaking, like,
what's the other one?
Venmo.
Venmo, yeah.
Cash apps, like, for payments and whatnot.
So there's digital footprints everywhere.
Like, it's almost like a comedy of errors.
Like, how stupid they actually were.
It's surprising they didn't actually get
caught before they did.
And I think McLovin's dad is a like
big time power attorney in Pittsburgh.
And now he's wrapped up in this because
he helped with some of the cover up
stuff.
Yeah.
From what it sounded like,
they asked him like hypothetically.
Yeah.
Hypothetically, dad, if we were,
if someone would say selling cocaine from
a, I don't know, frat house,
let's just throw that out there.
Like asking him those kinds of questions
and he was answering them knowing full
well what's going on more than likely.
Uh, train says, uh,
maybe they just wanted better sleep and
haven't heard of Thursday.
Well,
I think cocaine has the opposite effect of
thirdsy.
But if you want to get the best
sleep and recovery tool in the business...
Let's say you've been busy selling
cocaine.
Yeah,
and you need to get rest that night
and recover from all the bagging.
Because that's a lot of repetitive motion.
It is.
And you need a good,
good night's sleep and recovery...
Go to thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy and get
fifteen percent off that thirdsy to help
you get that recovery or just use the
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sleep like a baby tonight.
After a hard day's work of cutting and
bagging.
And I don't mean your lawn.
Negative, negative.
We're not talking about we are not talking
about cutting grass by any stretch of the
imagination.
That's a whole different thing.
Oh, that's good.
All the bagging,
all the bagging so much bagging.
I wanted to start off with like good
news because so we started with the Penn
State cocaine deal.
We did.
Yeah.
Bagging ain't easy.
You know,
one of my favorite movies of all time
is Hustle and Flow.
Oh, yeah, a hundred percent.
Because pimpin' ain't easy, you know.
You know, man, it's like a dog.
That's how the whole movie starts off.
Explain that to him.
It's hot out here for a pimp.
um the accent that he affected for that
entire movie was i loved it like it
was out it was he oh god that's
a i haven't seen it in forever i
need to watch it again and the um
other nerdy white guy from movies is in
that as well oh yeah and i think
he's actually in a movie called the other
guy right or
I know his name and I can't think
of it right now,
but I know exactly what you're talking
about.
Yeah.
That movie.
Like every time it's on, I stop.
Yeah.
That's another one.
If I happen to see,
if I'm flipping through for whatever
reason.
Yeah.
I will want to represent stop on hustle
and flow.
I haven't seen it in quite some time.
Yeah.
So Penn state is in the mountains.
Right.
And so it's known for its powder.
Now it's known for its powder.
Powder.
Powder.
Yeah.
Thirdsy needs to clip that.
Maybe not, Carolyn.
Yeah, I'm just, as I was saying it,
I'm thinking Adam's probably up there
cringing.
Yeah.
Why do you need Thirdsy?
Yeah, maybe not associate us with that.
Yeah.
Um, but on another note and not,
not so funny,
one of my favorite people in the CrossFit
space is a woman named Helen Taylor.
Okay.
She runs core city CrossFit kids in
Detroit, Michigan.
She's been featured on several podcasts in
the space, including our own.
She created a safe space for the inner
city youth of Detroit to come work out
and
And she did it in collaboration with, um,
with the police force and police officers
are there and they would work out with
the kids.
Hell yeah.
She has to close it down.
What?
Yeah.
Funding.
She just said a myriad of things as
they grew bigger and bigger,
the complications got greater and greater
and, and, and,
And it's wearing and tearing on her.
I have a clip that I sent to
Vicki with a timestamp from our interview
with her when Jamie and I had Thursday
night CrossFit talk before we added
Carolyn and went to Sunday night CrossFit
talk.
But if Vicki can pull that up,
that'd be awesome.
Here we go.
And again,
we don't have the volume on this.
When Vicki shares, I need to, uh,
Hey Vicki,
send the link in the private chat real
quick and I'll pull it up.
I remember this.
Yeah.
She's a master's at, um,
let me get it to the right space
here.
Oh,
There we go.
So one of the things that I really
wanted to learn is why were you trying
to do this in Detroit?
Was there an end goal to this?
Was it a community that needed a CrossFit
kids program for some reason?
Well,
I knew that after COVID that the kids
in Detroit had been in quarantine the
longest.
So it was, COVID really,
really hit the black community pretty
severe.
And the kids in that community were at
home the longest, missing out on sports,
missing out on physical fitness.
And I grew up in Detroit,
so I felt like it was something that
I needed to do and wanted to just
use my experience and use my love of
CrossFit and my love of kids to try
to make a difference and just get kids
out of the house and just try to
get fit and healthy.
So that's why she did it.
She's an amazing, amazing human being.
I remember that interview.
Carolyn said she did such great work
there.
Most people in the CrossFit space know of
this woman and what she was doing.
And a lot of like...
A lot of big time athletes were helping
her out where they could.
Showing up, meeting with the kids,
giving them like clothes that they got or
shoes that they got from their sponsors to
help out.
Every year she did a backpack drive for
the local community so that kids had
backpacks full of school supplies on their
way to school.
on their way to school, going into school.
And so that's the last thing they're doing
this year is one last backpack drive for
the kids of Detroit to make sure that
they have school supplies and something to
carry those in to school going in this
year.
And she gets two thousand ish backpacks
every year.
Donated and then gets them off.
I'm just it breaks my heart that because
of red tape and funding and all of
those things that someone that's doing so
much good has to go through so much
to do it.
And because of that,
she has to shut it down.
one would think that seeing the impact
that it's having and seeing that,
you know, how it's positively,
positively affecting lives and children
and whatnot, you know,
especially in areas like that,
that are absolutely underserved,
that they would,
people would make it easier for her to
do that kind of stuff instead of make
it more difficult.
But unfortunately that is the world that
we live in sometimes.
If I remember correctly,
Helen is a former masters games athlete.
Um,
She's really good at what she does.
And what I should have done is had
her and Jamie do a flex-off.
I was about to say,
that was a whole-ass gun show going on
the entire time.
Good night.
Yeah,
there was a whole lot of muscle on
that interview, and it wasn't mine.
Jamie would have had to run for her
money.
The woman's got some solid biceps going on
there for sure,
shoulders and all that good stuff.
But there was a documentary done on her
and that organization and everything.
And when you see the cops in full
uniform doing pull-ups with the kids and
doing burpees with the kids and the
interaction that they created was just
amazing.
Because, you know,
there's this narrative that the police are
bad, right?
And when you see,
when you as a child get to meet
a police officer and get to work out
with them and you get to struggle with
them,
like it just creates a whole new respect
and understanding of what you both are
going through.
Yeah.
understand that they're people too and
they actually do care about you and they
actually do want the good things for you
and all that good stuff yeah that's that's
a shame that that's that's going away
that's terrible yeah and my buddy matt
shingledecker up here in ohio in the upper
northwest uh he has that program where
they take kids in detention centers and
bring them in and re rehab them through
crossfit and they work out with their
probation officers like
it's a thing that makes a difference and
i know him and helen worked together like
he probably was there trying to help her
figure out a way uh to do all
these things um it's just it's so sad
i know and jamie was a big proponent
of this program she's in michigan she's
not that far away i think she's been
to their facility um so it it just
sucks
It's amazing what physical fitness in and
of itself will do for people, right?
The mind-body connection type deal.
You start working out,
you start suffering,
and you start seeing what your body's
capable of,
and it can lead you in different and
a lot of times better directions.
ex-wives.
So my, my former mother-in-law, I got, uh,
she's got two sons and to keep them
out of trouble when they started to become
teenagers and started having threatening
to be in trouble,
she got them both gym memberships and they
went all in like to the point where
my former brother-in-law Paul was benching
like three fifty three seventy five at one
point, like doing bodybuilding type stuff.
And it kept them from doing dumb shit.
period yeah end of story like they spent
their time over there instead of spending
their time running the roads doing doing
doing stuff like that and programs like
hers were doing a lot of the same
things and like once you started getting
into that you realize that oh yeah no
there's this whole other thing of positive
stuff i could be doing instead of just
you know not
i hate to say something i grew up
in the woods in the middle of nowhere
right like but i had a y membership
because of my swimming life right and and
my parents were i'm putting you in every
activity i can put you in to keep
you busy yeah right so i had the
y membership and the swimming but then i
also played football i also played
baseball i also ran track you know and
every other like camp that came up we
were going to check that out like
Doing that physical activity every single
day of your life is good for you.
We know that in this world,
but it needs to be pushed into other
circles that don't know the importance of
it.
Another thing that she talked about in
here,
she moved from South Detroit to North
Detroit.
In that move,
went to talk to the high schools and
everybody to get the kids into the
program.
Nobody had heard of CrossFit.
Yeah, I'm sure.
This is twenty twenty one.
Nobody knew what CrossFit was that she
talked to, which is just mind boggling.
That's the problem we have with CrossFit
right now.
Nobody, unless you're already in the club,
you don't know about it.
We've had this discussion several
different times.
Every time they start advertising to us,
hey, bro, we already know.
Show that to other people besides us.
I'm not going down that road again.
It just makes me mad.
Yeah.
So there's that.
The other thing that came out yesterday
that I didn't send to Vicky,
Proven's team was half an ounce,
just like the Brute team was half an
ounce for the SoCal.
And if you didn't see it,
it is Olivia.
It is Kyra.
And it is, I believe, Ricky.
But we know Colton's going to be there
because he said it.
I was about to say,
can we just pencil in Colton?
He already kind of confirmed that.
Love that, dude.
There it is.
Yep.
Yeah, just right there underneath.
I mean, either one of the ladies.
Somebody just go ahead and write Colton.
And under the other one,
you can probably put Jay.
Okay.
I would say so.
Because if Ricky's going, Jay's going.
And if Jay's going,
I can tell you the third girl's probably
Maddie.
I would venture a guess.
I would venture a guess.
Danny Spiegel?
Hmm.
So I didn't see that.
I'm sorry, Lito.
No, I didn't either.
I didn't look to see who the new
invitees were today.
The Rogue point system goes back five
years.
Oh.
So if you've done anything in the last
five years with any kind of great finish,
and Danny always does well at Rogue
because it's heavy.
It's power.
It's strength.
Strength and power base.
And we've said it a million times on
the show.
She is super athletic.
She's fun to watch, dude.
She is.
She's fun to watch.
Her other nonsense aside,
she's fun to watch when she gets on
the floor.
You're going to want to see what she's
doing,
regardless of whatever else you might
think about her.
Yeah.
She's fun to watch when she gets on
the floor because she does crazy shit from
time to time, and it's entertaining.
So good for her.
Every time they do the duel,
I am all in.
Oh, hundred percent.
And she is incredible in the duel.
Yeah.
Well, I mean,
it's made for somebody with her skill set.
It's made for somebody with her skill set.
So good on her, dude.
And I'm sure her American Gladiator points
are probably factored into the new Rogue
scoring system.
If not, they should be.
I mean, I feel like that's valid.
You know what I mean?
Good on her, dude.
Good for her.
Rogue is always entertaining to me.
Rogue is fun to watch because it's Rogue.
Because of the things that they do.
Because in between events,
they're showing us the strongman stuff.
They're turning the wheel of time or
whatever the hell that thing's called.
They're doing all the crazy strongman
shit.
Was it last year that they had the
CrossFit people grabbing the weight and
going up the steps with it?
That was...
As ridiculous as it looks before they get
started,
once they actually get on the floor and
go to doing it,
that had some drama in it.
That was fun to watch.
That was entertaining as shit.
I like Rogue.
it's The Wheel of Pain.
And it's from Conan the Barbarian.
I know it's from Conan the Barbarian.
Do not mix it up with The Wheel
of Time.
Like some stupid Nicole Kidman movie.
No,
The Wheel of Time is actually a whole
other thing.
Anyway, believe me, I know all about my...
What is best in life?
I will not have Conan the Barbarian
What is best in life?
In a time where magic ruled the land.
Yes.
Another one of my.
One hundred percent.
Eighties movies that I will watch every
single time.
Get out.
The water is rising.
Get out.
That's actually from Red Sonja.
You really want to know the truth about
it.
Which is in the.
Conan universe.
So we're okay with that.
One hundred percent.
Whether it's stated or not.
It's one hundred percent in the Conan
universe.
Early Schwarzenegger.
He played Conan in every movie.
I don't care what anybody... Yeah,
and I will argue with anybody who says...
His name was not Conan and Red Sonja.
I'm aware.
I don't care.
He was still Conan.
Lito says, I don't know,
unpopular opinion maybe,
but it'd be nice to see some new
faces.
We're only getting people going.
It's their party.
It's never going to be a new face
thing.
And they need to...
they need to just acquire points like
rogue does it?
It's a point system.
Like you want to see some new faces
cool looks back five years.
So to be a new person,
you're gonna have to put in time earning
points, right?
Get into the discussion.
Absolutely.
There we go.
Mark Phillips, Robert Jordan books,
he knows about the wheel of time.
Our fellow nerd right there.
Some would say rogue is more exciting than
the games.
Some would.
I wouldn't.
But, I mean, some would.
American Gladiator,
still more fun than the twenty-six party
trick games.
What?
First of all, American Gladiator,
the new version was not good.
The old version was awesome.
Danny and Bailey were the only things
worth watching in the new one.
Yeah.
The whole like immediate disqualification
bullshit they tried to pull this year.
Also,
I thought the twenty six games were great.
I was there in person.
I loved it.
The vibes were awesome.
Say what you will.
That forward roll backward roll was
exciting to watch.
And, you know,
and it gave us the opportunity to see
Pat do one last fall.
no he that was more than one last
fall i think he fell three times there
he fell twice for sure i love it
because after the last one he said that's
how you fall off the rings if anybody
wants to know like he's been holding that
secret since when he was first on showed
up on a team but he just let
that everybody know that's how you
actually supposed to fall off the rings
thanks patty yep
I think he did it on purpose a
couple of times,
just like he was old shoulders.
You know what?
I'm just watch this.
I'm just going to fall.
I'm just, I'm tired.
I think he got into it and was
like, I'm not going to pull this off.
So I'm just going to drop.
I'm tired.
I'm just going to fall off the rings.
I'm just not even going to try to
save it and just go hit the ground,
run it.
Well, hit the ground, hitting flat,
whatever impacting.
Oh, anyway.
It was not awful on TV.
We're going to agree to disagree on that
one.
I watched it all on TV.
It was good to watch.
As good as any other games.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Rogue did announce their workouts for
the Q.
They're only taking three people this
year.
Last year, they only took one.
I want to say something like that.
Years previous, they took five.
yeah i'm gonna tell you right now i
won't be one of the three i looked
at the queue and i'm like oh no
thank you that's okay like the first one
is like a whole bunch of it's like
a mini dt yeah but with two twenty
five uh i would the weights are different
for each movement oh okay yeah it's like
uh
I don't know.
I sent it to Vicki.
I don't know what she's mopping her screen
or something.
I don't know what she's doing in the
background.
It's Friday.
She's already shut off for the week.
She's she looks like she's having an
animated conversation with somebody we can
not see that is for certain with me.
No, not with me.
Oh,
I just said crash is going to have
live scoring.
Well,
with Competition Corner doing the live
scoring stuff now,
if you use their scoring system,
you can use their live scoring system for
free.
That's what Syndicate Crown did last year.
So there's workout one.
Deadlift is three, sixty-five, two,
seventy-five.
The front squat is two, seventy-five.
And the big fat cursors in front,
two hundred.
And the three squat cleans are two,
twenty-five, one, sixty-five.
Oh,
this is not the workout I was looking
at then.
Not for row.
I was like,
I had to work out for something completely
different.
Work out to some right hand snatch,
some box step overs,
some left hand dumbbell snatch,
and then dumbbell walking lunges at
seventy fifty and twenty four twenty.
And then the final workout is thousand
meter row.
I think it's seventy five toes to bar
twenty five wall facing handstand pushups
twenty five or twenty bar muscle ups and
then twenty five wall facing handstand
pushups.
That is a gymnastics event right there.
That is I like it.
I like to see it.
That is heavy heavy gymnastics.
Wow.
Joey Perez says J.R.
said syndicate wants to have masters next
year.
Oh, you just got my attention.
I just want to see Syndicate actually do
an event next year.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
Joey, where, where, where was that at?
Where was JR saying that at?
Jared has been everywhere lately.
He has been.
And that's why I don't know.
There was a shut up and scribble.
I'm assuming there was the other night,
like last night or the night before last,
something like that.
I remember when he saw,
he says they're playing on shut up and
scribble this week.
So, okay.
Let me finish the Joey thing before I
get, get to Ed's thing.
Um,
if syndicate is going to do masters for
an end for in person,
That would be a really,
really difficult sell for me to decide
which one to go to between that and
Magic City because I had a blast at
Magic City.
It was very, very well programmed.
Everything ran like spot on on time.
The work,
like the warm up area was outstanding.
I mean, it was.
Can I just jump in here real quick?
Yeah.
let's woe the horses because we don't even
know what next season looks like.
I know.
Like we don't even know if we're in
person semifinals or if we're even doing
for elite athletes anything.
We have no idea what the season structure
for next season is.
Which is also frustrating.
It is.
It is.
At the end of August, dude,
how do we know when the Open starts,
but we don't know anything else about it
yet?
That's annoying to me.
If you're going to announce the season,
let's announce the season.
What?
Again,
I just don't want you getting your hopes
up for a bunch of stuff,
and we don't even know what the hell's
going on.
That's annoying.
Barry McConner, twenty years,
they will figure it out soon.
Right.
And Ed said that this right here,
as far as the going back to the
real qualifier,
don't you have to show all your ways
for submissions?
That's a lot of way to show.
It's not just show your way for
submissions with Rogue or didn't used to
be anyway.
They want you to weigh your weight as
well.
You've got to put them all on a
scale,
which is going to take a hot minute,
especially for that first one.
But if you've done Rogue in the past,
that's just what you have to go through.
And it means you better clear all your
memory on your phone if you're using that
to record.
Yeah.
Because it's going to be forty-five
minutes of setup to do a ten-minute
workout.
That is bananas.
Crazy town banana pants.
Alito says she'd be more likely to come
over to the U.S.
for Syndicate than for the Bob and Joe
games again.
somebody else earlier i think uh mark said
that he was watching um grubbs podcast and
doesn't necessarily and got the vibe that
it might not be the bob and joe
show next year i'm gonna have to i
again i am not getting my hopes up
on any of this stuff i like now
i'm not saying i'm gonna get my hopes
up but i would like to go see
what what
what he's talking about, right?
Just go look and see what are they
talking about to see how he got that
vibe to see if it makes any kind
of sense whatsoever.
Because I do feel like for whatever
reason,
Jason gets inside information that other
people don't get.
So here's what I'll say.
I love Jason Grubb.
I have great conversations with him when I
talk to him.
I've had him on the show a bunch
of times.
I think he's great.
But he likes to let people know or
likes people to think he knows all the
inside information.
Yes.
But with that, the frustrating part,
and it's fine.
Get all the inside information you can.
Go for it.
But don't talk for the rest of the
Masters community.
No, please don't.
You are different.
You have sponsorships.
You have a major company.
You're a sponsor of events.
You do not represent the rest of the
Masters community.
No.
He's a whole different machine.
I love him to death.
But his situation is unlike almost every
other Masters athlete.
Yeah.
My sponsors include Allstate Insurance and
Blue Cross Blue Shield of America because
that's where me and my wife work.
It's about as sponsored as I get.
It's about as sponsored as I get.
Every once in a while I get, oh,
I got it.
Okay.
I got a free pair of shoes,
but so did you.
So if you want to call that a
sponsored athlete,
let's go ahead and do that.
Joey Perez.
Says Boz and Chuck were at Magic City
last year.
They saw how well it went.
It was fantastic.
My counter argument to you is that Boz
and crew were at the Bob and Joe
games in both Alabama and in Columbus and
saw what a train wreck it was.
And yet they kept getting it.
So we did talk to Boz and he
was saying that they were one hundred
percent coming back here.
while we were in Birmingham.
Like he said that, you know, talk about,
Hey, we're going to use again next year.
That doesn't mean they get the games
automatically.
Oh, no, no, no.
I was just talking about the semifinals.
No, no, no.
Not,
not as far as the game is concerned.
I'm talking about like,
as far as in-person semifinals,
he was like, this is amazing.
Like, we're definitely going to do,
you know, looking at continuing this.
So yeah.
We'll see.
They are considering other comps.
Other comps to run the games or other
comps to include in the semifinals?
Because we've got two stories going at the
same time right now.
I would say probably both off the top
of my head.
I mean, if you've been paying attention,
if I am Dave or whoever is technically
in charge of handing out
you know,
semifinals and who's controlling the games
and whatnot,
and you're actually paying attention and
you actually give a shit,
then you have to take it into account,
right?
With the majority of the people who have
been there.
The first assumption in that statement is
that they're paying attention.
I'm aware.
That's why I led with that.
That is why I led with that.
Thank you, Scott.
I agree that Grubb doesn't talk for all
of us.
No.
No, he doesn't.
Good enough dude, I am certain, but not...
Well,
he has different interests because he's in
a different...
economic stratus than the rest of the
masters athletes.
Aside from the fact that he actually has
like sponsors, right?
Actual sponsors that, that, you know, um,
he owns Boulder athlete.
He's he took his at him, you know,
teen straight championships and he
capitalized on it and made a company that
is thriving.
That is awesome.
Yeah.
Right.
hundred percent but like again that's in
in good on him you know uh kudos
to him if i had won fourteen in
a row i wouldn't be doing the same
thing right now right but that does you're
not the same species as everybody else
when it comes to that you're just not
So you're the start of your premise was
that if they're paying attention,
Carolyn has been noticing since the games
in this dead period of media with nothing
going on at all in media, right?
Truly nothing, nothing.
Yeah.
They put out a post about the adaptive
games like three days ago for the first
post after the games.
Now they're putting it.
They,
yesterday they did one on the master's.
An Instagram post, not a highlight reel,
not like, come on.
So there has to be so much footage
to like make some content to just put
out there while there's nothing going on.
We are starved for topics.
We've been talking about lanterns and
we've been talking about,
because there's no CrossFit to talk about.
That's a fact.
All you can do is have a
seventeen-year-old make a bunch of
highlight reels from the events that
occurred the same week as the games,
Adaptive Teen Masters,
and put out some content.
Of which you have plenty exist.
You should have a shit ton of content
available to choose from.
So your premise that if you're paying
attention and if you give a shit.
Oh, yeah.
That's why I lid with this, dude.
Vinny Gambino would say,
does my theory hold any water?
You have to say it with the accent.
My New York accent isn't there right now.
No, mine is not either.
I can't do it.
But you're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
The two Utes.
The two Utes.
I'm sorry, are you saying Utes?
No, your theory doesn't hold water.
Are you saying Utes?
Yeah, the two Utes.
I just watched that movie like three
nights ago.
That's another one that if I pass by
and it's a one, I cannot, I cannot.
A hundred percent.
Uh, cocaine, skiing, Skittles, accents,
rails gone.
And that's why we love this show.
And just because we're on that track right
now, Marissa told me,
Marissa told me is probably a vampire
because she does not age.
Yeah,
because last night I was watching Captain
America Civil War, just a clip of it,
and Aunt May walked into the room,
and she looks just like Lisa...
What is it?
Oh, God.
What is her name?
Gosh darn it.
Anyway.
Yeah.
She looks exactly the same.
She has not aged in thirty,
thirty-five years or so.
It's ridiculous.
Also, yep, Paul Rudd.
Paul Rudd is like fifty five years old
and just got gray hair last week.
It's bananas.
Crazy.
Editing it and making it make sense.
Posting it is easy.
Making it and editing it isn't.
I don't disagree.
But Hercules was putting out reels and
shit during the games.
If you're going to if you're going to
let them be there and charge the athletes
what they charge them and whatnot,
then you should have access to their reels
and should be able to at least repost
that if nothing else.
That shouldn't be that difficult to do.
Or collaborate with them.
There's an idea.
Listen, Ortega's sitting there.
I've seen him at events put out reels
while we're sitting in the media room at
the event.
They've had a month.
A month.
There's a lot of hours in a month.
Several.
Several.
It's wild, dude.
hell i don't i don't even want to
i i've got to go i gotta drive
to pennsylvania
Because now I'm pissed.
Now I'm in the ramp mode,
and if I go off now,
it's going to be another twenty minutes.
I just like the fact that I know
why you're going to Pennsylvania,
and Vicky knows why you're going to
Pennsylvania.
You're like, I gotta go.
We gotta drive to Pennsylvania.
Everybody in the chat's going,
what the shit, dude?
How mad are you?
I don't understand what's happening.
Oh,
he's going to his mother's family reunion.
Yeah, because they're my family.
I'll leave that right there.
Scott's going to Pennsylvania to go to his
mother's family reunion.
Who happened to be my family as well.
And I might say they speak.
Yeah.
Yeah, going on a cocaine run.
Because that is what we led the show
off with in Pennsylvania.
We did start off with cocaine in
Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
And Happy Valley Ski Club.
Yes.
Just accurate at this point.
E-O-C-I-N-A-E in Pennsylvania.
Yes, Barry.
I hear there's an opening for the new
ringleader at Penn State.
That one percent is.
McLovin's awaiting arraignment right now,
I'm pretty sure.
Oh.
cleaner ingredients in pennsylvania hey
possibly possibly possibly but with that
uh i promised i'd take my mom to
her family reunion which in fact is my
family reunion as well i just can't where
are you going i'm going to my mom's
family reunion
oh is that not also just moms it's
just moms okay okay not a problem that's
fantastic yeah yeah phillips sounds like
he's
it's just dropping it off all right mom
you have fun i'll pick you up at
two i'll pick you up at two if
it starts to get kind of boring or
whatever just text me i'll come get you
before then not a big deal love you
mama swipes i know you're listening yeah
it'll take my mom till two to text
No,
I'm actually going to the family reunion
with her.
I'm going so she doesn't have to go
alone.
She shall take her family reunion alone.
By default, it's her family.
Therefore,
I don't think she'd be going alone.
Maybe that's just me, dude.
Just saying.
Be in the car like soccer practice.
Hey, mama,
I'll be down the road in the car.
Just...
Me, Joey,
and like three other idiots were just,
we could not,
it was not a good idea to leave
us alone during athlete briefing at
semifinals.
It's just not a good idea because as
soon as they'd say something,
we'd be like, really?
That's like saying I have a roommate.
You live at home with your mom.
Ma!
Meatloaf!
Meatloaf!
Ma!
Where's that meatloaf?
Where's that meatloaf?
You want some meatloaf?
Yes.
You guys?
Either one of you?
Meatloaf?
No?
I'm coaching.
If you hear choruses coming,
it's probably an Amish drive-by.
I will be in an area of Amish
population, yes.
Your family's in...
excuse me your mom's family's in amish
country is that is that really a thing
well not where my mom lives is not
but where we're going to is more amish
area there's lots of there's pockets is it
so are y'all doing a born raising no
how do you know we're competing with the
amish coke ring at penn state
Like, how do you even know?
You're bringing your mom to her family
reunion.
Maybe y'all will be doing an
up-and-raising at that point.
Did you see what Vicky made me?
Oh, wow.
A Clydesdale four-plus-one jersey.
Four-plus-one.
You got to have it.
I did hear that the police are pissed
off because they're not known as Five-O
anymore.
They're known as Four-O.
Oh, that's different.
I like that one.
Barry,
he's not going to Amish Market in
Lancaster.
He's going to his mom's family reunion.
Like Joey says.
Pennsylvania is about eight hours from
where my mom is.
Pennsylvania is a wide state.
Kind of like my body type.
It's a hard hit right there.
Trafficking about horse buggy is still
illegal.
It's still legal.
No L in front of that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, that's my bad, dude.
That's a slip right there.
Extend my trip.
Extend your trip by two days.
No big deal.
No big deal.
Oh, that's good stuff right there.
All right.
Yeah.
Because with that,
we're licensed to ill and we're out of
here.
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
room to jazz me up.
I'm already jazzy.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Talking reps,
real life strength in the battle.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time you press
call.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
heat.
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
Half hour hustle.